'sa
>>225948197
>>225948209mad how badly she mindraped you
>>225948197>>225948209
rorke: the romans are invading leftygaul: so what rorke?
>>225948215Mad how hard ur seething
Uhhh... mindraped!
does breakfast pizza exist in the UK
spat in mum's face because she didn't make beans
Hi guys, only me. Just popping in. Wanted to say good job today in the thread, I know it isn't easy being here 24/7 (shout-out to DTFIC, legend) but you're all making a cracking effort. I know you'll never have sex but I just wanted to let you know your efforts are appreciated, and as a sign of that I'll be laying off the pub posting from now on.Peace (Heather)
>>225948242>>225948239>>225948209mutt lol
Farted and had to follow through
can posters here stop stalking me its really strange, im not that notable
>>225948307There's the follow through
>>225948303Alri Emma
>>225948197Eileen mogs this bitch to high heaven
you know how yawns are contagious? would be funny if farts were, too lol
how do we stop making sunday nights feel so depressing ladsever since I was 3 this has been the worst part of the week
>>225948334Stop relaxing on weekends. Work all week long.
>>225948379Right but, did he actually say this
>>225948334have started wfh’ing on mondays and it makes it a lot easier (allowed one wfh day a week) eases into it moreI think the drastic shift from being free on the week to immediately being slammed with work and busy from the moment you get into the office is a big contributor Always a bit depressing but w/e
nth for the baddiedem
>>225948402Kill yourself
not going to bed until i get a goodnight kiss
>>225948429>goodnight kissThat what you dad called it
>>225948402kait is so leng
why are brits so weird about sex
>>225948400how many vacation days are you/all americans allowed per year?aside from the 10 federal holidays of course
>>225948445Because they have it
i dated a girl named kait
someone wanked a willy just thena willy that wasn't theirs
Subscribe or die
>>225948455>allowedlolwe have no federal minimum one could have no days off theoretically. Most wage jobs if you take a day off you simply don’t get paidI have 25 vacation days a year not including federal (some) holidays which is considered good hereI would say the average is 10-15We also separately have sick/absence days
>>225948437true say
any of you lads console niggas? seriously considering buying a 2nd hand PS5 (haven't touched video games in a decade) just because of you-know-what in 3 weeksdunno what a decent PS5 price would be thoughor if I ought to bother buying paying for the online malarkeyor if I should bother with any other games from the past decade eitherPC faggots (brother included) guffaw at the mere concept of playing on a console but I hate that WASD shite.
>>225948491that's crazy, I have 25 but it's standard. I can't imagine getting by with a mere 2 weeks.Mind you we get 8 holidays in England per year anyway so that brings the standard up to 33.
schizo racist ex gf just posted a pic with a black guy
>>225948455Been with my job for 5+ years and I get 20 vacation days per year
can't stop spending all my toilcoins™ on novelty plushies... fmcl
living la vida loca
>>225948497I just an xbox controller on me pc and emulate old console stuff
muh inflation lmao
>>225948504well the US is not known for a good work-life balanceWe don’t have protections in a lot of ways about time offYou can make more money here but that’s one of the big drawbacksLuckily my company is good for time off, maternity/paternity, and was formerly pretty generous with wfh stuff
>>225948544now adjust for wages shite may have doubled in price over the past decade but my salary definitely hasn't
>>225948549the US just seems like hell on earth if people don't respect you
Had sex but spirituality I consider myself a virgin
>>225948497you're in luck the UK is are the first country sony partnered with to rent ps5s on finance these prices have gone up though was only £11 a few months ago
>>225948197she's actually just not fitdon't get what people see
would you lads SHAG Bulgaria's new Presidentmind you she is 62
November. Grand Theft Auto 6 month. GTA6 will be released.
>>225948402imagine this being the woman you choose to become obsessed with and post every dayholy grim
>>225948604that's probably the way to go desu much thanks lad I'd have to still be clinging onto it for over a year to make renting the incorrect choice
>>225948626i will play it ok
>>225948508jamal changed her
Ok
>>225948643just pick up an xbox series s swear it was only about £200 when i got mine years ago
>>225948629what the fuck??how is that real?
>>225948197I love her lads
>>225948658>xbox
mad how it's 1:21
>>225948575Not a good place to be a schmuckmy gf is european I might move there in a few years when I’ve advanced more in my career and raise kids there instead
>>225948684>europeanwhy wouldn't you say the actual country
>>225948658they cost like £400-£500 now and they stopped selling the 2TB series X. All Tech pricing is a shitshow since last year and will get worse next year.
>>225948658If you’re gonna get an Xbox might as well be the X
why didn't they release the xbox 720
>>225948689idk seems like too much personal information and it isn’t relevant. EU is EU we might not move back to her countryit’s a Mediterranean one thoughever
>>225948697Bet it’s so grippy and pink
>>225948209xaxaxa
>>225948713nigga thinks he's going to get doxxed on /brit/opsec ahh cody
>>225948713i've posted my town of 10k people here multiple times
opposites attract is such horseshitme and gfberg are basically the exact same personwe're so similar sometimes I forget which one I am
>>225948709
wanking to chinese milfs
visited isle of dogs canada square todaycompletely sovllessjust full of like expats. its exactly how i imagine dubai would be in my head
>>225948736she’s an ugly fat retarded sack of shit too?
>Youtube featuredsorry why are they showing me thisi am not interested in brown people music ok
>Argentinian pornstarsa very WHOREISH nation
We ain't buddies, we ain't partners and we damn sure ain't friends
football lost today
>>225948736well sexual dimorphism is realwomen are attracted to hyper masculine features and men are attracted to hyper feminine features
what'll it be
>>225948709>>225948709
>>225948747
>>225948747no need for that
my back hurts
>>225948763pink sugar cookie, pls :3
>>225948761what do they talk about thoughif the bloke is proper into cars and sports and mechanical things and rorkeish politics, whilst she's just into makeup and jimmy choo shoes and rupaul's drag race and voting for zack polanski - what do they talk about day-to-day?
>>225948761not true really
i tried oreos once and they were horrible
ate my aldi brand dubai chocolate bar alreadynot desserts left in the house nowvery upsetting turn of events
genuinely fucking mental that im still a virginnot that mental really, im fat and ugly and stupid and have a dire penis
>>225948747sent them
>>225948810ktim !
>>225948803remember when the big reddit meme was that they were absolutely delicious?convinced meme pages are paid by companies to advertise
might go to bed.
>>225948825I like oreos
think the worst i saw a school bully do was put out his lit spliff on a girl's face well the worse that didn't involve any stabbings
i'm sponsored by oreos
>>225948209She doesn't even look like that, even without makeup
just copped this off amazon
>>225948850why is his willy so big
>>225948847Just prefer a nice chocolate digestive myself, can you get those in the states?
>>225948850How is this shit not straight up illegal?
>>225948867yea and they fucking suckbrits don't know shit about sweet treats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3c5Sihx7Ys
>>225948879If you like Oreos and dislike Chocolate Digestives then our conversation is over.
I don't trust any americans taste when it comes to sweet treats nothing sweet in america is natural and that makes no sense at all
>>225948867yeah some stores have brit sections and I wasn’t too impressed with digestiveshowever, jaffa cakes are absolutely foul and I don’t understand the orange/chocolate flavor brits seem to like
>sweet treatscucked internet phrasingspeak like a normal human not a white bitch off of tiktok
>>225948918Please shut the fuck up
I've never been to USAwhere should I go for a good experience with good culture, good city and not too many wogs ?
>>225948924>USA>good culture
>>225948924new york was nice when i visited 10 years ago
>>225948871you know it must be fucked up if japan is calling for it to be illegal
>>225948922gp
bedtime looms fellas
>>225948949not very impressive feel like these lizard things would be good at soccer since they’ve got big legs
>>225948949Is this real?????
i've become a sucker for romance stories
>>225948965why is she walking toward the camera
>>225948949AI bullshit most likely.
>>225948965why does she look so mischievous
>>225948924The few wogs part makes me think of Portland, Maine and Burlington, Vermont. They’re both small cities but with a decent amount of stuff to do. Scaling up maybe Boston or Seattle but there will be more wogs
Kabedon
just seen a pony outside /mlp/
>>225948968same
got a minor case of agp
>>225948946I'm just genuinely curious. I guess Elon sama and Altman sama must make money so it is allowed
that post was taken down, yet one offensive image remains up curious
Bro can you not be so disappointed in my existence?
>>225949014why do you find deepfake porn so outrageous
>>225948924gary, indiana
>>225949024most people would be upset if their face appeared in a gangbang without their consent
>>225949024I'm merely commenting that I find it surprising that it is legal
>>225949030it's illegal in the uk
these fucking mosquitoes are bleeding me dry
mate texting me again thinking it's his gf he needs to go to bed
https://x.com/BurningGraham/status/2117011225867399294?a=22D_4d8ulfheFzoJ6QQ&s=20
I fucking hate my life and i hate myself the most i sometimes wonder what i did to be born like this i have 60 iq, i am ugly and have zero talents or ability for anything which is why i am giving up no college, no apprenticeship or anything. what do i have to be happy about or look forward to anyway why should i bother its too late anyway. You know your destined to be what you were born to be from the start
>>225949047>foid pilots by the memewaffenso soy right it hurtsshadilay tier
>>225949045he wants your dick bro
my mfw when i see a british person
>>225949053*rapes you at 999999999999 trillion mph*
cannot help but notice that i am attracted to men sexually
>>225949089bit gay
can't stay awake no more, i'm out. I'm miserable, hope you're all miserable too :) (jk goodnight!).
>>225949089if you fancy the jonas brothers - cover your belly
>>225949103now that the dust has settled, what did he mean by this?
>>225948622Yeah no shit she is
>>225949140think its a quote from henry iv - part 1
love scratching my assholeit’s constantly itchy
thinking of a certain word
>>225948197Same vibe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVRTm2khwTM
when Trump defeats Europe in the war every american will have a British slave to scratch our itchy assholes
>9PM >general is dead
>>225949194hi
and what of bradley walsh
>>225949212but did he get to fuck a white woman
>>225949236>>225949248what state is this
>>225949234sad that's where your mind went
>>225949255the utter state
>>225949259Psychic bombardment in real life, the same as every other day
>>225949269s
>>225949255New Mexico x
Fucking black people
nobody:not a soul:robert De Niro: >>225949287
>>225949287ktim
i saw the new mexico "nigga" he goes to new mexico like 2x a year
>>225949322Isn't it Brian
4chan has fallen to under 500k posts a day
>>225949236la la la la la la la lala la la la la la la laWASH US IN THE BLOOD
That nightclub fire was this yearit's been a long year
>>225949354The Swiss one?
finally gave up on trying to be normaljust not gonna happen
December approachesMonth 10
At least I'm not a cuck or a pedophile
vocaroo yank has migrated to /mu/ it seems
is a cucked pedophile technically the most preferable kind of pedophile?
doing an opioid withdrawal poo
feel fucked and odd and strange and bizarre OK ok
>>225949419He's a complete mong.
Britain won>>>/mlp/43677812
>>225949453when he was posting on /metal/ they deduced that he's homeless
>>225949419you mean "moo"
>>225949472sc
>>225949477i pronounce it 'myoo'
>>225948949miss him so much, just want him back
>>225949464bro used up all his lifetime aura allowance in a few seconds
This was only 2018 and now that boy is WDC
it's "emm yoo"
>>225949530did the car go faster than the other cars?
>>225949537yh
>>225949541that's good
GIMI
what needle gauge do you use to inject your heroin lads? i've heard about people drawing blood and then injecting but i couldn't possibly do that with the gauge i use
>>225949530glad leclerc didn't get a podium today, was rooting for russell this year since no one was catching the mercs during the first half of the season. but russell's hopes ended very early and his fortunes seem to be getting worse the longer the season goes on. good on the kimi
*dribbles piss all over the floor*alri lads?
>>225949577dont know sorry
>>225949580spillage is lickage, anon
>>225949549
>>225949583then lick it all up big boy
>>225948856the yellow teeth is spot on tho
any mong twat man in
>>225949533it's manure
>>225949613I'm more hog than man, but aye
ALERT ALERTBIOMASS DETECTEDNOW ENGAGING HYGIENE PROTCOLS
we fart and we shartthat's life baby
Social media is just AI slop, performative women, and mental illness
>61 years oldoh my DAYS
>>225949656get out of here you rotten hoo-ah
>>225949656yeah basically
No bloody saar! No good! The soap bubbles do the harm saar! Please do not redeem to sprinkler saar! Armpits do not smell! There is no cow manure in the soap! Please turn of the alert saar!
Wish pigs weren't so tasty so I wouldn't eat themInstead I eat my bacon but not without a degree of sadness
>>225949661aging like a queen
>>225949613errr yeah hi x
>>225949704They would eat you given the chance. So would poultry and fish. Not cows or sheep though so I don't buy their meat any more. I'll eat it but I won't buy it
>>225949613alri
i have a psychic bond with most animals
>>225949737Simply not true, I've met friendly pigs and chickens both and played with them.
>>225949737*shakes my head at you, veganly*
>>225949751Played what? Chess? Pigs would rape and kill you if they had the chance. That's why the stereotypical pig farmer has fingers missing.
mushrooms are weird freaky lil niggas I don't trust them
rorke using the google searchbar to go to google
this is the month of happenings lads
>>225949780people keep them as pets mate. I've been to people's homes who own land and keep them for pets rather than food and they come up to you and let you scratch their heads and backs and ears and nuzzle again your legs happily
im the poop god
got the poo metal on
>>225949800I know people keep them as pets, they keep cats as pets as well but a cat would 100% kill and eat you if you were the size of a mouse. And yes I'd eat a cat if it was allowed and tasty.
>>225949790Says who? What happenings?
sir poop shart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNXoEhcz8z4
femoid was a better word than foid
i'm horny
woidroidtoid yoid poid soid doid foid goid hoid joid koid loid zoid xoid coid void boid noid moid
>>225949866Have never used the word foid in my life. Or femoid for that matter.
>>225949864bizarre how sexless both of them are
>>225949870Nice! Is your penis hard mate?
>>225949907more or less
want to tap the new girl at toil but i have no swag whatsoever
my intestines feel really bad :(
>>225949911Nice!
can't stand people just hate them all ok
>>225949917Bunch of cowboys pulled up on me
poo yourself right now.your king demands it
>>225949925even me?
>>225949919What you been doing? Drinking booze? Get your probiotics and prebiotics in you lad.
think i might be cooked chat
>>225949960nothing my guts are just genetically fucked up
>>225949971Sorry to hear that. Parents cousins were they?
Nigga...
>>225949983No. fuck you "nigga".
just copped a brapposaurus rex intae poop receptcle
boggles the mind that there are religious homosexuals. in fact in my experience gays have more of a tendency to be religious
>>225949986Mad how this hasn't been the title of a movie yet. I'd see it. Wouldn't ask a black cinema worker for a ticket though. That would be a good prank though. Tell your mate to go get tickets to see it while you go to the toilet.
>>225949950not you dogberg
Comment
>>225949990Don't you nigga me, it's not my fault you've got a mutant belly
>>225950020Honestly believe they get an increased thrill from the added transgression.
>>225950020Depends on the religious dunnit, besides there only times homosexuality are condemned in the Bible are Leviticus (which also condemns shellfish and mixed fabrics as equally bad), and by Saul (some random nigga who never met Jesus)You can argue about Sodom and Gomorrah too but honestly that could just be because they were gonna rape angels, doesn't explicitly say because they wus gays.
roar
Glad I didn't grow up in a diverse part of the country Imagine being an incel knowing the first birds at your school are getting blacked at the weekend
don't want to get married or have children but am also terrified of being like 70 and having no one in my life
>>225950047What the fella behind her come as? A vaxxoid?
>>225950047mental how people nae sense humor nae more
>>225950047do woke zoomers literally not understand the concept of edgy humour? do they not understand that these people WANT the offended reaction?so stupid
>>225950061nibba youll be dead soon who cares
>>225950079it's plebbit
>>225950047pittsburgh is a good city
Have all the vaxxed niggas died yet?
>>225950047lol
>>225950048well i went to uni in london and many of the girls i knew got blacked hard
>>225950092the vaxx didn't killed people, it killed society...*puts on sunglasses epicly*
>>225950048>>225950101it is 3:48 in the morning and you're already posting about interracial sex fucking hell lads get a grip
I'm roar screaming
haven't posted here in fucking yonks me! how's 190 and thailad doing?
>>225950114you're not ok
>>225950138both dead now of course
Do you enjoy pooing?
>>225950161grow up
>>225950161yes, but annoyed that i have to ram my willard between my legs when pooing as i just piss and piss and piss when pooingeven if i have a piss and then sit down to have a poo, the pooing somehow managed to find piss still inside me
>>225950138in a polycule with emmett, mihai, mikey the pokey, and amer.
wheres alan
>>225950173I'm 30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO6g4k7yYhM&list=RDnO6g4k7yYhM&start_radio=1the exorcist
>>225950186grow up ok
>>225950193no ok
do you enjoy a big cock in your bum?
>>225950101As they should
would like to clarify that I (the author of this post >>225950161 )am NOT responsible for this >>225950204 bent posting okay?
[YouTube] The Exorcist (embed)the exorcist
wont be renewing the pass this time as this website is clearly dead and held together by bots talking to each other
It's the co-opting of the cowboy spirit, that's the rub, isn't it /brit/? And comedy. Over the long term people are going to chimp about all of this. Like me, prematurely, I'll admit it, that was uncalled for and I'll take my lumps. Referring of course to a series of posts right here definitely on /brit/ from a couple days ago.
Odds maccies nowEvens butty shop in a couple of hours
>>225950228yes nigga you said the bot thing already we heard you
>>225950240It's one of spaedos new gimmicks
>>225950244>>225950244
poop pooah poop on that thang
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
