jackalope edition
>>225950230Nothing lasts forever. Just remember that men do change, and change comes like a little wind that ruffles the curtains at dawn, and it comes like the stealthy perfume of wildflowers hidden in the grass
want a builtfat bf with a big hairy bubble butt
fink may hefta cop the poopingtonshire on thames
Poop pooahPoo on that thang
imagine being so mindbroken you talk to bots on here in the middle of the night
>>225950298ktim
oh grow the fuck up the lot of you
>>225950315where do you think you are?
>>225950244Theyve got these down newmexico
>>225950325on a dead millennial website filled with millennials
>>225950315*blows a massive wet raspberry in your face showering you with spit*
>>225950268https://youtu.be/M1dtkfI_iuI
so the bot thing is just an accepted reality now is it
just poopped havnae i
>>225950369most excellent sire
If theres three apples and I take two how many do I have?
>>225950386uhhh about tree fiddy
>>225950386Two
there are more chess moves on a chessboard than there are atoms in the universe
What's the word with the most syllables you can make with just 3 (THREE) key presses of a standard UK keyboard?It's a riddle for the digital age.
>>225950417poo
if a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around to hear it, it doesnt make a noise
>>225950404I heard this recently and I think it's actually the galaxy, not the universe.
>>225950404how wise you are my liege, how resplendent!
>>225950298the bot gimmick is dire give it up
>>225950421no it does make a noise just nobody was there to hear ityou could detect it without someone being there
Lady’s knickers do little to filter farts.
where does all the poo we flush down the toilets go?there must be mountains worth of human of shit produced globally every dayyes I don't see no shit mountains on the world map hmmm
>>225950433What makes you think this is a gimmick? Its a public service announcement, you are speaking to bots my lord. I'm sparing you the embarrassment of inevitably coming to this slow realisation yourself and telling you that you are not speaking to real people.
>>225950441it all goes to india
>knickersWhy do Brit’s say this? It sounds too much like that other word.
>>225950417Nobody? Well, it's 777 isn't it. Seven-hundred-and-seventy-seven. 10 syllables.
>>225950436its not possible king
>>225950455not a word, that's a number
>>225950450give it up nigga no one wants to engage with your forced gimmick
>>225950452Hardly likely to get a nutty chocolate bar mixed up with a lady's undergarments now are we
>>225950441goes tae poo plant tae get burned
>>225950470I suspect you're a bot yourself programmed to push back whenever questions why someone has been spamming stim words 80,000 times this year alone. Its not working anymore bot. People have caught on
>>225950468It's both
every day I niggas gotta wash, brush their teeth, dress, piss, shit, do washing up, all kinda of pointless bs that eats up time
I’m likely to confuse what’s in Emma Watson’s undergarments with a chocolate bar.
so true. we got to stick together, team
>>225950494*holds up spork*
no nut november mission failed. I saw some demented jav video involving a man who has invented a stop watch that freezes time, and him and his friend walked in on this girl in the middle of having sex with her boyfriend. With time frozen, they removed the boyfriend and filled her up, the perfect crime really
i can sense heatherfungus's presence
>>225950494Used to hate millennials when I thought I was gen x. Now it turns out millennials actually started being born in 1981, I hate gen x.
sir good post
>>225950517ktim
I'm a '96 kid so I guess I'm a zillenial
>>225950515millennials span all time and all popular culture from as early as 1990 for some reason. That kid in Terminator 2 was a millennial, Saved By The Bell was millennial, but so was American Pie and Nu-metal, but also gameboys and pokemon, then ps2s and the great recession, reddit, 9gag, 4chan alllll the way up to present. Basically 36 years we carry the world
>>225950478You've heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for...
>>225950514grow up little boy
name one zoomer achievement
>>225950556Speed running sonic
got in trouble with the police a few months back and now i have a panic attack whenever i receive a letter from the government
>>225950556generational ketamine addiction and reviving an idealised form of 00s alt fashion
>>225950556haunted mound
>>225950573love this
i am profoundly mentally ill
a curse upon the boomersselfish bastards ruined society, the country, the planet, the economy, everything, for all who come after them
trapped in purgatory, a lifeless object alive
>>225950588ktim ktim>>225950596ktim
existence is a torture the Demiurge forces me to experience on repeat
>>225950589how so
>>225950589They have some properly monged ideas too didnt they. The leaded petrol damaged their brains and cognitive faculties. On a personal level they were truly monstrous and demented people when they were still the predominant age group, they were abusive as police officers and absolutely mental as headteachers, they used to really hate their wives and batter the shit out of them. Awful people
What would they do if you wrote a disturbing note saying you were mental and need help but instead of posting it normally, you just put it in the letterbox unsigned?
>>225950613nothingit would get taken down
and then they were like lets sell off all the housing stock so I get it for a fraction of the price and never build any more houses for anyone else, dont worry though the "free market" will provide the appropriate levels of housing for future generations
thinking about how life happens only once or an infinite amount of timeshmmmm
>>225950689neither
>>225950450It's actually fucking unreal just how easy it's been to notice uptick in bot activity on this site since ~2022
The fact that Emma Watson wears a pooey undie was quite a revelation. Bet she shits, discharges, and rags in them.
>>225950702another interesting thesis to add to my thought experimenthmmmmmm
>>225950725emmayank mate :/
Hmm right well I've just heard some strange noises from my house at 5 amSincerely hope no one's broken in and that I'm not about to be killed
state of this mong
Update: they got me and have left me to bleed out. See you on the news in a few days ig.
>>225950725yeah mate why don't you just bag my stuff, give me my receipt, and keep the small talk to yourself
>>225950750might be a raccoon or something ok don't worry x
>Prime Minister Anthony Albanese will discuss tightening the rules for British backpacker visas when he meets with UK Prime Minister Andy Burnham in the Caribbean this week.Brits to the strawberry fields PRONTO.
i dont know about that one squid
chairman albanese of the australian democratic people's republic to meet with commissar burnham
>>225950784why are they in the caribbean then
andy burnham tells britons to "stock up" on food and water
World war 3 is knockin on our doorstep and it's all because of Israel specifically.
>>225950814
dealerberg keeps trying to be my mate but i'm not interested because drug dealers are the scum of the earth
>>225950835nah
indian food is overrated
a billion jeets IN to australiawhite middle class wealthy brit backpackers RESTRICTED curious..
i'm australian
>>225950901naan breads are pengbiryani is pengdon't care for the rest of it
>>225950887>belligerent nation state continually fucking with its neighbors for no reason and continually tells the UN to go fuck itself that refuses to answer whether they have nukes threatening a city with 100 million peopleYeah no it's fine.What's the missing piece in this happening puzzle to you.
ah yes indian "food" chopped up bin chicken and rice with mystery sauce mmmm slop
>>225950934naan is only good when you've been on the devil's lettucenever tried biryani but i'll give you the benefit of the doubt until i can confirm for myself
>>225950936dunno
>>225951026ratberg
>>225950244https://voca.ro/1aj3TWqkxq6S
having a conversation out loud with myself
remember liz truss
just spaffed t b f lads
morning lads
>>225951166mateyou're not supposed to do that
>>225951089Fuck off you homeless mong
>>225950952naan is only really there as a receptacle to mop up curry with, it's not like you just sit there eating naan
>>225950945>all Indian food is slop because I went to a sketchy suburban takeaway with a 1 star rating once and it wasn't nice
i like to buy a packet of padadums and eat them like crisps
>>225951203the other vocaroo yank is the homeless onedon't be mean to the depressed one
think I will try holding hands with the toilfu next time we meet, that would be lovely
good morning
>>225951186>>225951259good morning ok
>>225951089don't talk like that lad, you're worrying meyou're 23, that's nothing. Your life hasn't even begun yet. I turned my life around completely in my thirties, so it's not even close to over for you yet
>>225951187don't tell eva please ok
>>225951276kiss me
don't have a good morning, have a great morning
bad morning
>>225951325don't even joke about that
>>225951290
odds: mcmufferevens: greggs breakfast baguettedubs: fry up at the cafetrips: I just fucking stay in the incelflat and make a dippy egg or something idk
>>225951335ummplease don'tshe'll punish me severely
turns out the trick to nofap is to just not look at pornographyit really is that simple
I'm built for bbc
>>225951353can't help it cause when i go outside there's women
>locktober>no nut november>nofap>no pornliterally just wank mate
>>225951353we're on 2nd november you have 28 more days to go, pipe down lad
mental how one minute you can be flying in a private jet to the Bahamas and the next minute you're obliterated in a fireball
>>225951366heatherfreak's mind has been so rotted by the fungus that this is all he can come up with now
>>225950596based late night Slayer enjoyer
>>225951375they were living life on easy modenow they don't get to play anymore/brit/ chuds keep winning
>>225950452>>225950478>>225950540absolute belter of an exchange that somehow didn't get a single (You)
>>225951375doing all these luxury things should come with a small chance of death or bad things happening to balance it out for the majority of people who don't get to do it.
aussies be like: oi mate chick out me Pokemon dick
actually fuck the digits I'm still going to greggs
>>225951440dont get it
anarchist seething during his prostate exam
H-H-H-H-HauntaholicsReal. Haunted. Mound
>>225951455gp
holy shit we're outta time
Don't think there's are single white person posting with a UK flag
need to peedont think i will
>>225951514Ever or just right now?
>>225951497she just needed more time
yawned just then
>>225951531Maybe in the old days
>>225951538bizarre lie
>>225951538it is time for the big sleep
>>225951514There's a UK slave stamp on your flag bruce
>>225951552no i must go to work in an hour
>>225951543Mousenonce is white
actually I've changed my mind again I will go to lidl and get the croissants
Do NOT buy a house with this man. Do NOT have children with this man. If he wanted to, he would!!!!!
>>225951563Doesn't open til 8am
>>225951560more green
early start to the dry and cracked hands this yearsupposed to be helpful to piss on them. doesn't sound worth it.
Jar-Jar Binks jumps in front of screen
thought controlled air freshener. it makes scents if you think about it
>>225951583Think someone's having you on
>>225951596i haven't intentionally and won't be intentionally pissing on my handsbut the urea supposedly helps. probably better to buy specific urea cream instead.
We're being nasty again, gang. I want everyone to follow my lead here. Listen to this: https://youtu.be/mYcoyp44Rig
>>225951608Urea? Ureally need to put deez balls in your mouth
basketball aint a sport it's just a "who's the tallest nigga who aint a cripple from being too tall" competition
>>225951576you are correct of course which is why I shan't be getting out of bed just yet
>>225951622*mumbled through a golf ball*will this help my dry and cracked hands?
keep away from the guy with the funny eyekeep away from the funny eyed guy
>>225951643You shouldn't have humoured his pitiful joke
>>225951643You've never been to Białystok
let's have a look at what this idiot did in America
>>225950244Bonju, britties!Yk? I've got something I've been meaning to ask, which of these two is the more devastating discovery for you?A) you find out your girlfriend is actually an FtM passing tranny but she's English.B) you find out she's actually welch.
Sad I didn't shag a milf when I was like 18
>>225951651building good karma so i can post stuff like poorea later and get maybe one (you)>>225951663thank goodness. never been to warsaw either, god smote me the one time i tried.
aussies be like: yea mate, you've got a huge Pokemon dick
Warsaw saw war
>>225951681Why's grooming more acceptable when an older woman is taking advantage of a barely legal male?In my humble opinion 18 is way too young. The age of consent in my shithole is 21.
>>225951681this is also my biggest regretfor me to shag an equivalent now she'd be an old hag pushing 60
>>225951706The government really ought to step in
>>225951675we love the welsh ok !!
>>225950244I wish I could have been something so badly I hate to admit it but I am ashamed how fucked I am it's too late for me
>>225951723But do the Welsh love you...?
>>225951728kitm it's so over for me it's honestly humiliating
>>225951718government issue busty milf going door to door with a clipboard and gradually crossing off every young man's name in the town
>>225951728How old is you? Maybe it's not too late to turn your stinking chuddy life around.
Who is your favourite right winger? For me, it's arjen robben
>>225951728lad I already told you 23 is nothing you could easily turn your life around completely at that age
...
>>225951764iykyk
>>225951760Miss that nigga like you wouldn't believe
dug around in my belly button for a bit and then sniffed my finger and it was one of the most foul toxic stenches I've ever experienced
>>225951760that's like asking what's my favourite type of childhood cancer
Im a vf spackazoid due to genetic and environmental factors It never even began for me
>>225951762>Missed deadlines for community college >Broke>Too dumb anyway >Too useless for blue collar
>>225951764Is there where a guy penetrated himself with a remote control in excitement
>>225951798Fucking hell I'm actually right. I need to genuinely kill myself
>>225951671Ate british food
>>225951781could get an omphalolith growing in there
>>225951794Hot the gym and get shredded that way you could do construction and meet mexers who'll hook you up with their schmoking hawt big booty latina relatives.You could get really chopped if you commit to the gym for just 6 months.
>>225951817Did this crawl out of your ear? Are you a visitor?
>>225951750Thing is I failed so much I mean still >>225951820I failed construction too retard
>>225951792me too x
>>225951823garloid larva
>>225951760Sir Bukayo Saka for me
>>225951831Don't call zebbi no retard. I haven't failed at life unlike you. If your useless eater ass life unworthy of life calls me names again wallahi imma chimp out, on gyatt.
the humble beaver
>>225951794I hit 30 during covid lockdown unemployed with zero qualifications/skills, no friends besides the same losers I used to hang out with in highschool and a dead love lifenow I'm in a stable well paid career with a bunch of new friends I made from work and a gf that's nuts about meno matter how bad it seems it can be turned around
>>225951840Ain't no way you're human. Eat lead, visitor.
>>225951817what's with the swelling in your fingers, is that gout?
mad how these existed
>>225951876>now I'm in a stable well paid career which is?
dr. rorke, phd (chud mathematics), working on his biomass theorem
>>225951912Gay pornstar
>>225951900it's normal, asked the doctor and he said it's swell.
Who's your favorite pornstar?
they should bring back carthage
>>225951912I work in a prisongood pension, slightly above national average wage and they will never shut the place down or reduce my hours even during war or epidemics
>>225951911Literally AI hallucination
>>225951949Dangerous post
>>225951876I lost the loss of the love of my life
>>225951945love luna star me
>>225951945i treasure them all equally
>>225951956dealing with inmates must be grim
>>225951945
>>225951949I wanna bring back the worship of the old gods and building shit out of marble but I'm afraid they'll throw zebbi in prison or worse, I'll become a lolcow.
>>225951945for me personally it's Arisa Hanyu
>>225952004return...
>>225951975there will be another lad>>225951997at times yes but it's also a laugh as well
>>225951876>>225951975I am not trying anymore because I am too stupid for anything
>>225952048stop baiting with your stupid shit story you aren't a 23 year old loser you're some proxyfag from brazil
>>225952028The sun has long set on the Carthaginian empire, never to rise again...Just like the British empire.
>>225952048fine then just curl up in a ball and cry about it idk
we are the /brit/ team we are the /brit/ team we are the /brit/ team we are the /brit/ team
40 minutes until I can buy the croissants
>>225951945Elena Koshka
literally can't wank to the same porn actress twice. I'm a wank slut
>>225951949Carthage was evil A state of semitic child sacrificers, mercenaries and deceitful scum.Rome wiping out Carthage was a massive W for the White race.
my pet rock is currently high as a kite after ingesting narcotics
>>225952063>>225952073I am not from Brazil you fucking retarded asshole.
>>225952115What are you talking about you nigger freak
>>225952115Show it your pokemon dick
McDonald's and Greggs collab
>>225952107The British empire was evil, a state of enslaving, genociding, thieving, raping, warmongering run by inbred nonces.
>>225952113RIP D4NNY
>>225952107>Rome wiping out Carthage was a massive W for the White race.The German empire ending the British empire was a massive W for the human race.
>>225952130
>>225952096I've cranked it more times to milena velba than I can count and I will continue to do so, she is my wank wife
>>225952136GOD yes
>>225952137>>225952150hannibal on a mad one
I just wanna have a career I know it sounds so stupid but I only felt happy when I was actually traveling.
wow Ethan great moves, keep it up proud of you
>>225952150True actually I don't support the British Empire aside from colonisation of Canada and Australia
>>225952130newfriend x
>>225952157disgusting cow tits. your wank wife is horrible
>>225952170It's not personal. I'm just reminding him of what happens when you throw stones in a glass house.
>>225952184you shut the FUCK up about my wank wife's magnificent cow tits right this second
>wank wife grow up you grim creature
what are fromsoft playing at making it so you can't pause their games
>>225952202great post
>>225952205Plenty of mods for that
just remembered faresI miss him
That plane crash in Florida is mad
right well that's about 4 hours of YouTube content sorted, time to mong out on the sofa
>>225952225only virgins use mods
>>225952234Post your mod list for us then x
>>225952229Only 9 dead, not really
when was the last time a non-related girl bought something for you
>>225952241still a bit mad though
I wanna work around nature but too retarded
want to have a wank but i dont want to give up on no nut november
New fortnite map ain’t it lads
Pleasant morningFresh
>>225952261right don't wank then
a tale as old as time>rich cunt demands a flight ASAP>air crew and pilots say its too risky because of [insert reason]>rich cunt says fuck that we're flying anyway I don't pay you to think>everybody dies
Crashing planes with drones for fun in Battlefield 6
>>225952269oh it lush
cabron, i need to see your balls
I am leaving for lidl now byeee
>>225952260If all you're good for is bitching and moaning about shit beyond your reach and you absolutely refuse to take one proactive step in your life then why don't you check yourself out of life Early?No one wants you pathetic miserable self-pitying moans.Either hurry up and croak or become a lolcow on social media like novaoline.
>>225952295WAIT UP! can you get me something?
>>225952310she is evil ok
I am so just done I wish I could have been something sadly I really do I wanna work in nature I really liked working around animals at a farm and in the national park
>>225952337+1000 respect points
>>225952342ok then do thatpeople change careers when they're like 50 you can do it at 24
stop responding to whingeyank ok
google reverse image search is abysmal now
>>225952306I wanna do 2 more things before
everyone care me
bro did the ultimate incelwalk
>>225952351Don't bother, Nigel. He doesn't want change, he wants pity. He's a masochist who enjoy humiliating himself.
>>225952337ur brown
>>225952371everyone care you
>>225952367used to be fucking indispensable for finding niche wank material and now you just get a timid AI saying they're not allowed to show boobs to you
>>225952369No. Just croak. What difference does it make when you're dead? It'll be exactly as before you were born, complete nonexistence. Nothing should ever bother you then.
>>225952351I know it sounds stupid but everyone in my life has called me stupid and useless. My dad called me a worthless sun, my uncle said he would sell me into slavery but people would beg for their money back, my foreman and anyone who had to watch over all said the same thing so its true
just filled my toilet bowl with 2 litres of brown sludge
>>225952381not getting into an argument about israel and palestine on a monday morning ok
>>225952310I wonder why the Nazis didn't put her ancestors in the showers
>>225952396ignore them then
Sucking rorkes dick
keep getting these unsightly clumps of dry skin on my face
Jews are bro tier
>>225952423um
Fat keisha
>>225952396some of the most successful businessmen/musicians/artists/actors etc started their lives being told they were useless and wasting their time
can't even use my phone without being tempted to look at porn ffs, my own brain is sabotaging me
Elon Musk isn't actually that rich if you really look at how much money he really has
>>225952472This, your average tramp has more money at hand than musk
>>225952460The difference between them and him is that they had the determination to start their journey of self-improvement and never quit. Shit shitty mutty here would rather die than take a proactive step.They never internalized all the talking-down they got. Mutty believes in it more than god.
>>225952488>>225952488>>225952488
>>225952460I am not talented like them
