ktim edition
Nothing wrong with a good bit of porn
>>225952488First
Money literally does not by happiness, just look at Elon Musk. Such a sad person with a ton of money
Women shouldn’t be allowed to fly planes.She will forever be remembered as a dumb woman who led eight innocent people to a fiery, horrible, needless death. The audio paints a clear picture of what transpired. A “qualified” independent strong girlboss flew overspeed into turbulent weather, overstressed the elevators to the point that they ripped completely off, and then just fucking screamed until the aircraft impacted the ground, and everyone was dead.It is a truly disgusting society that allows women to fly aircraft. It is well known that women simply cannot handle fear or stress at all. Instead of following safety protocol, she screamed and cried as the aircraft neared the ground. That is not a training failure, it is how women naturally respond to fear. Women should never have been allowed to pilot aircraft.
>>225952504No humans should flyIt's an affront to god
>>225952501Id rather have money than happiness
Need to marry an Ashkenazi jewish girlWith jews you cruise
>>225952495yes when you're just rubbing one out to some nice boobs but it becomes an issue when I'm spending hours per day watching cute Japanese girls reaching the darkest depths of depravity
the toil freaks do be going to toil because they have to loool scream
mad how jews want Gaza simply because they heard "Free Palestine"
>>225952495This. If you wanna milk the bull then milk it until the day is done.Nobody gaf if you choke your chicken. The world doesn't gain or lose anything if you spank your monkey on November.
>>225952504protip - the pilot doesn't talk to air traffic control, she wasn't flying the plane
I need to sniff her bum.
>>225952542I'm doing it because I could potentially have sex soon and I'm concerned my wanking habits may negatively effect my performance in bed
>>225952539White people simply auto-combust if they aren't committing the most horrific crimes against innocents. Injustice is just as important for white people as breathing air.
dropping a tactical pooke on Hiroshima
Tunisia? I barely knew 'er!
>>225952559You'll cross that bridge IF (huge IF) you come to it.This is like me, a poor student, spending all my allowance money on caviar and elvish honey because someday I'm gonna be a rich man and need to develop expensive tastes.
got nothing to post
>>225952587I thought it was a very popular tourist destination. When Spaniards no longer want you you're welcome to come get your tan here. Just go easy on the alcohol. I don't want you jumping off a 10 story hôtel balcony only to miss the pool and end up as a fine red mist.
>>225952591trust me lad, this is a rare case where it really is going to happen, she is absolutely gagging for itin fact the only reason it hasn't happened already is due to my own anxiety and lack of confidence
>>225952522would love to pretend to be a zionist to go on date with her then we're leaving i pull syringe out my coat bundle her into the car and then tie her down in a plastic lined room i prepped earlier surrounded by photos of gaza babies so i could give a little speech before i stab her in her heart
so if i havent got a car how am i meant to take things to the tiptip says youre not allowed to arrive by foot or bike
>>225952572yet you worship arabs who conquered and enslaved your people. curious.
deploying a regiment of homosexuals to the shores of tunisia
>>225952608um
>>225952607In that case always wear a fucking condom. If she doesn't like rubber then she should get tested.
>>225952611you can't, simple asdon't have a friend or family member willing to give you a lift?>>225952624I plan to rawdog her tbqh
>>225952601would you please fuck off, brown creature
Don't think I would know how to fly a plane either tbphwy. Everyone is acting like a know-it-all top gun now
>>225952613I worship nothing. I hate the whole of humanity except innocents like Australian aboriginals, subsaharan africans, and other downtrodden people who have received the cruelest injustices in all of human history without doing anything to warrant them. At least our history with you yuropeons is complex, along the millenniums of contact sometimes it was us fisher you a knuckle sandwich, sometimes it was you who delt us a kick in the pants, back and forth, back and forth.What the fuck did the poor native Americans or black people ever do to you???
forgot it was tuesday today
>>225952632>don't have a friend or family member willing to give you a lift?what do you think mate
business idea: blacked but with black women
uh oh boner
the plane thing is the most boring "big news thing" this yeargive us another one in the news cycle please
>>225952641I'm brown and I'm proud. Even you think brown is superior. Else why would literally all Brits go to spin to get sunburnt and you have a critical national shortage of tan sprays?Nigga don't hate me because I'm beautiful, maybe if you got rid of that ugly pale lightbulb tan and were a mediterrozoid Chad like me Tanisha would call you up or better yet she'd stop fucking with Aziz or juan or whoever she do be fucking, wigga!
what plane thing
a wank might be on the cards
>>225952695you're probably like 5'8 or something lol
>>225952701the story is quite plain
t-minus 44 minutes to toil
>>225952695Juan? More like Juan Kerr
colleague at toil is getting a supermarket cake for her fiancé's birthday and putting squirty cream on ithappy birthday love of my life here's a tesco vicky sponge
>>225952719screaming even when they arent at toil toil freaks still have toil on they mind lool
Might do a poo in the River Thames in Oxford so that the poo will float down the river to Reading and the people in Reading will be like "bloody hell the runts in Oxford are floating a poo again!" and I'll have a laugh at the prank I have pulled on the people of Reading.
>>225952703*points at a calendar in the /brit/ breakroom that says November on it*
>>225952703not allowed to this month mate
>>225952724It's the sentiment that matters. Despite her humble working class means she's trying to make her partner happy.This is why you'll die an unlovable chudcel. You've got no tenderness in your shriveled up chudass heart.
>>225952732you must have "toil freaks" permanently etched into your mind considering how often you post about them
>>225952695“nigga” you’re brown, be quiet
asmr tingles don't happen any more because of woke
>>225952709Despite that your women would pick me over you in a heartbeat.
>hi mr... lorke, you come with me
>>225952572>>225952664>subsaharan africans>innocentLMAOQuit whining and just kill yourself already, you stupid and evil and leftist rat.The world will be better off once you kill yourself, like every good leftist vermin should.
all my life my family has been the only people in britain who celebrated guy fawkes as a catholic martyr . we only did the fireworks because that was his goal for the houses of parliament. it was only as an adult i realised most people place more emphasis on the bon fire to make fun of him because that's how he was executed
>>225952746there's no affection or care behind it at allI've put more effort into cakes for friends, this is her soon to be husband we're talking about and she's already given up. I would expect my wife to be baking a cake with love, not grabbing the nearest one off a shelf when she stops for dieselI give the marriage two years tops
>>225952752Albinoid mutant Timmycels stay madYou have to risk getting skin cancer to imitate what I'm born with else you don't get no bitches.
Guy Fawkes? More like Gay Fucks
cant even rape your own wife anymore in western matriarchal hellscapes
they're filling the area with manhacks
>>225952804Why don't you have a shower to clean the shit of your skin
>>225952817those were such annoying fucking enemies
um
right well
>>225952695>>225952759>>225952804You're a browncel loser freak with an inferiority complex towards White people, taking out your seething hatred on an anonymous forum.You're pathetic and impotent.
>>225952759odd thing for a virgin to say
>>225952817when i was like 10 playing this for the first time i turned it off because i thought manhacks were going to be some scary alien enemy like the race x aliens from opposing force and just turned the game off here for a few weeks.was quite disappointed to see what they really were.
right we-*becomes black*aight sheit
A river in Africa has just dried up because of that
>>225952820Hit a nerve? White fragility is so pathetic! Lmao!
which historical figures were gay with their slaves
>>225952861you're a poo HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>225952873heard stuff about alexander
>>225952746>says the browncel who hates White people Why do leftists lack any semblance of self-awareness?
>>225952873King Charles. This is why Lizzy picked a nonce like Andrew as her favorite and not him.
>>225952878you lost your head rorke. concession accepted
>>225952873Queen Victoria
a beautiful gay slave couple imagine their adversity
>>225952887>poo assist
>>225952905you're obsessed with poo, emmayank
>>225952887Whomstsoever gets mad loses. Thems the rules.
>>225952873honestly probably all of themfor long periods of history shagging lads up the bum wasn't seen as shocking or unmanly, it was just another way to get your rocks off
Got the Sade on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEcKk2U_U7A
>>225952884and some of hercules
>>225952920You've been mad ever since you were born, because you know you're inferior.
>>225952861>brown inferiority complexWhy don't you fuck off back to reddít where you can seethe about white people all you wantNo one here wants to hear your envious rambling
what's your izzat status at the minute lads?
Today is ILR dayWill Shabana have the minerals not water them down?
>>225952885If you's a stinking chud who can't get into a loving relationship what right have you to point to people that are in happy relationships and pass judgement on them? It's like being a fat, couchridden, mutt chain smoking ciggies while shit talking the performance of a black king in the NFL.Also if you're not a leftist you're retarded. Imagine opposing social progress when you're not an elite. Cuckservatives are boot lickers.
>>225952931bit of a hardcore conservative, doubt he is in the gay stuff
>>2259529553000 as I'm drinking cheap nescafe
weetos down the hatchthat mad scientist sure knows how to make a fine bowl of cereal
>>225952976>ancient Greek>Not at the very least bi or heteroflexible You're doing revisionist history, monsieur passepartout.
>>225952992why was he cloning the trolls
>>225952960LMAO CALLED IT!Leftists are mentally-ill spiteful mutant freaks with an inferiority complex.No surprise you're a leftist subhuman.
>>225952992gone now of course because of woke
>>225952956No. Sloppy-gob Rayner has already been on her case and will get her mate Andy to force Shabana to back down.
>>225952995Typical that a leftist doesn't know what he's talking abouthttps://youtube.com/watch?v=BNAT4ybsz_E
anyone else here just like eating plain cornflakes as a kid?
>>225952960A leftist scumbag calling anyone a "bootlicker" is just too rich.
Why's this mutt obsessed with my BBC (Big Berber Cock)?
>>225953038not really because socialist dictators don't exist
lovely autumnal day (dry) out there. dogberg walked now for coffee and granola
>>225953021Andy said during pmqs shabana has his support
>>225953047why are you talking about your tiny brown mutilated penis to all the men here
>>225953057what about toil. wish i was independently wealthy like you
>>225953059Yeah, because she's watered the proposals down.
>>225953027yes regular cornflakes with good full fat milk are the GOAT
>>225953066coffee and granola can't be that expensive
Thinking of paying a woman to suck my willy Im a vf
>>225953057imagine the poos
>>225953066Monday is always wfh day, I will turn my laptop on in 15 minutes and maybe get round to doing some work by 11
>>225953072*implodes*
the Eatwell diet has done catastrophic damage to Britain
>>225953077>cornflakes with good full fat milk are the GOATyep
at toil, sucking a coffee>>225953057gm
>>225953081you should try and contact bambi
>>225953081get in
>>225953091Wegovy and Mounjaro to be banned in the UK so people spend more money on food and boost the economy.
>>225953100I saw her on adult work once
>>225953100wonder what he's up to these days
>>225953053>>225953038>What?! Having social healthcare so I won't shoot myself in the head with a gun when my parasitic insurance won't pay for my 300k USD stitches?!?>What?!? Having maternity leave and rights that protect me from my employer such as being given a notice before termination, protections against wrongful termination, and so on?!?>You must really be a boot lickers to fight for your dignity and rights and successfully take them from the rich and powerful!>I am not a boot licker! I'm a conservative so I obediently bend over and spread my fat american cheeks wide open for the rich and powerful to use me and abuse me!May allah cure you of your delusions and retardation in a timely fashion (2 to 3 business days).
>>225953017woah a schizograph neat
>>225953100utterly grim ugly wench but the lad still managed to lose his v card to a pornstar all while being filmed so fair play to him
>Low fat cheese>Low fat milk>Soya drink>Protein at the bottom with emphasis on legumes>Lot's of bread and grain it not right
>>225953119Mad how he had the balls to do that but not ask out some nice young girl
>>225953119he knew what he wanted and went for ita shagger in spirit
this talk of wanks and porn is not healthy for the november spirit
>>225953142Would love to have a conversation with this lads dad.
rorke's da loving his son and wanting what's best for him
>>225953162Rorke is a cuck and a pig And doesn't care the slightest for his bastards.
that 9am start toil freaks do be starting they toil soon
bet i'm the oldest /brit/ poster (i'm 27)
>>225953169heem sleepy
>>225953162DA I'M NOT GAY I'M MGTOW STOP TELLING ME YOU LOVE ME NO MATTER WHAT FFS
>>225953149Your will and determination is so weak you given in to temptation simply by seeing coomers with holes punched into their brains from watching porn from sunset to sunrise babble incoherently about their basest urges to which they're slaves?I don't like porn. It objectifies women. In my Soviet Britain I would ban it with I become premier for life.
>>225953169I think they have to sleep 30 mins at a time and go up to breathe oxygen
>>225953135I know what you're saying but having a lass saying upfront that she's willing to shag you is quite different to taking the plunge and making a move on a lass that smiled at you
>>225953196Mangal is this you?
can't go out before 8pm lest i burn to a crisp in the harsh aussie sun
another day
>>22595317830 year old kid me
Had a dream I shaved my arse last nightWhat do you make of that then
>>225953198giraffes do the samethey can't stay on the ground too much
>>225953114You're an idiot, and also evil.You seethe about people who are better than you because you know you're inferior and that makes you rage.
Rorke letting everyone know that the plane crash from yesterday is fake but he can’t articulate how or why
>>225953198Don't they sleep on land? Mammals going back to sea is the most retarded thing ever. They can't drink saltwater so it's a consent struggle for them to get hydrated. They get most of their water from drinking fish. Imagine how retarded and inconscient it'd be if you got all your water from eating food.
>>225953221another dollar
cold out there but it's to warm up later on. Suppose that's what you want this time of year: cold crisp nights and then sunny and clear during the day.
>>225953226think you got a hairy arse
>>225953219come to Britain my son it's a crisp 10 degrees with a bit of fog rolling through
>>225953116Leftists are allergic to facts
>>225953233I'm not sure >Imagine how retarded and inconscient it'd be if you got all your water from eating food.a lot of animals do that
>>225953171ktim
That's a cool £12k in the bank after betting on Mousey's footy predictions yesterday
>place is called Cambridge>there is a river called the Cam that runs through it>there are also numerous bridges to cross the Cam thereWhat the fuck? That's like building a turquoise colored fort next to a hill and putting a town there called HillNextToTheTurquoiseFort.
*rapes rorke and turns him gay*
>>225953232mental how clean the crash was, just poof and the entire thing was gone in a neat little explosion with no collateral damagenot saying it's fake or anything but it's just mad how a plane can fly into the ground at maximum speed and make so little impact
>>225953114Allah isn't real.The Islamic Dilemma (picrel) is a knockdown refutation of Islam.Islam is a false religion invented by a cross-dressing pedophile warlord false prophet who constantly edited the Quran (abrogation) to suit himself, to amass wealth, power, and sex slaves for himself.https://youtube.com/watch?v=awIB-GYQBW4
>>225953272mousey doesn't miss
>>225953227never thought about this before but you're absolutely right, very insightful
>>225953228I fight for my rights and better living conditions and fight for those that are weaker than me. My vision for a perfect world is one where there are no masters above me and no slaved beneath me.You, however, suck up to those above you and punch down on those beneath you. Is that manliness? Is that valor? Is that justice?As long as the masters above you hurt those beneath you more than they hurt you you're all for it. And you call me evil because I want to live in a world where the children collecting plastic bottles from the streets at 8 in the morning would instead be put in classrooms and given an equal playing field as all the other kids? Because I want to live in a world where husbands and children don't watch their wives and mother's die in bed a slow horrible death because they can't afford to buy her medicine while the rich down the street can't even conceive of such a thing happening? Most people are born into poverty. Is this fair to you?
leftypols dog has depression and anxiety
>>225953277a lot of place names in the UK are ancient and come from a time where there weren't many obvious landmarks so you just described the location. "The place with the Yew trees" or "The farm on the hill" etc
quite the melty this tunisian is having
due to their long necks, giraffes have the highest blood pressure of any animal. It needs to be high to circulate the blood up the neck and to their brain.
>>225953297How exactly do you fight? What tangible actions are you taking?
>>225953304leftypol trying to turn xheir dog vegan
>>225953304mad how some people give SSRI's to their dogs
>>225953272how are you gonna spend that?
>>225953304I'm not depressed or anxious. In fact the shit state of the world gives me perpous.My goal in life is to leave society a more equal, fair, and civilized place than I found it for those that would come after me.
my purpose in life is to make the toilfu happy
Laughing thinking of all the dogs shaking and cowering because of fireworks the next few days lmao suffer you mutts
>>225953332nigga are you leftypols dog? never >> me again
i'm brokeshould the world change or should i changei think the world to be honest
>>225953196You will never be a revolutionary.You will never be a commissar.You will never be a dictator.You will always be that spiteful mutant freak no one likes, seething with envy at your betters until the day you die.And no one will miss you.
>>225953232Bizarre, hadn't heard of this but last night had a dream I was in a plane crash
>>225953340nasty hateful little post this
not been on an aeroplane since 2012I'm not afraid of them or anything I just don't go anywhere or do anything
rorke crashing this plane with no survivors
>>225953321I'm in my study era rn. Knowledge is power.>>225953326My shitbull VILL eat ze veggie bacon und HE VILL LIEK IT!!! >:((((
>Laughing thinking of all the dogs shaking and cowering because of fireworks the next few days lmao >suffer you mutts
>>225953297>>225953332Stupid and evil leftist cunt.People are not equal.Not in ability, strength, industriousness, grit, discipline, intelligence, courage, virtue, creativity, leadership, or any other personal trait.To expect or desire equal outcomes is fundamentally irrational.It's lunacy.Egalitarianism is a lie.Kill yourself, leftard freak.
>>225953362this but 2008
not even started day 2 and I'm already struggling to avoid looking at bobs on the internet
im gay
>im gay
>>225953384you can look but don't touch (your willy)
>>225953384timtim
>>225953403getting his charge on
>>225953297Poverty, i.e. deprivation, i.e. not having things, is the default state of nature.Capitalism is what creates wealth.Socialism destroys it.Commies are evil fucking rats who need to be exterminated once and for all, for the good of mankind.
>>225953401no I can't because as soon as I do I'll feel like wanking, it's like an alcoholic saying oh I'll just have a half pint
in a conundrum lads only jobs a wastrel like myself could get is minimum wage but im already on full bennies but i know this is not sustainable really, do i get a job for a few extra grand but lose all my spare time or do i stay on benefits and stagnate my entire life?
>>225953403batteries are low on el gato le chat
had a really bad day. was in a really dark place and very close to killing myself. i have a gun already. then i remembered gta6 comes out soon and i can't miss that it's gonna be so freaking hype.
my bum smells like poo
>>225953450quite like having a job me, gets me out of the house
can't be fucking arsed
nothing comfier than driving at night when it's raining
>>225953459flexible, aren't ya *starts imagining things*
>>225953463honestly i think i want that aswell but with how much of useless cunt i am the thought that i fuck it up lose the job and cant get back on benefits keeps me paralysed
>>225953450you don't lose all your spare time when you have a job you spacker
>>225953499he like it grape
>>225953505 due to health issues having a job mean wake>work> immediate bed when getting home
>>225953415Let me get this straight. I'm evil for wanting to eradicate poverty while you're benevolent for supporting trillionaires who own their entire wealth in non-taxable assets so they don't contribute to society?I'm evil for wanting to uplift people who, trough no fault of their own, were born into horrors, and you're benevolent for trying to protect those born with a silver spoon up their ass for paying their fair share?Doesn't surprise me. Good and evil are reversed in the minds of white people. To them war is just and peace is deplorable, saving lives is a waste of money and murder is glorious, theft is praiseworthy and charity is weakness.
My love has got no money he's got his strong beliefs
operating the big press today
cat meow because it knows that in my arse the poo
>>225953169
Freed from desire, mind and senses purified
I'm the umchicken..."NIGGA"!
>>225953515>health issuesare you a fat bastard?
>>225953544wotan scrim
>>225953547right what's going on here then
>>225953538*shakes arse no the 90's*
>>225953524such a banger this songeven tho heard it a million times whenveer it comes on at the clubg i go MENTAL
>>225953557this is our posh and Becks
WoW Forever this week lads. We all set?
>>225953564in the*
took a few days off because you were al being annoying and woe is mehave you stopped that now?
>>225953566trvke
>>225953557nice of AI to make them much more attractive
>>225953557mousey just looks like the clockwork orange lad
>google "naked women">the rozzers break down my door and shove me into the police car
>>225953549Yes about 280lbs but that's just one of the reasons
>>225953568uniroincally yes
>>225953568you part of olympus?
I come seeking the perfect man!Knowest thou not my plight? Deliver me this evil specimen And perhaps ended are thoseTroubles which seem to blightThis fair and pleasant land.Or draw, cur, and tarry with meSo, for I'll cut thee root from Stem with little left to show.Which is it, your life or your purpose? Hark.
>>225953619no mate, i'm playing on EU
this country gets more grim every day
>>225953630wow is region locked?
>>225953403Good to see you're environmentally conscious and got yourself an electric cat.When's the rest of you making the switch from fossil fuel cats?
>>225953632this fucking labour government
was having a dream that someone gave me a lit cigarette but i didn't want it so i put it in a paper bin but it didn't set on fire so it's fine
fancy one of those posh frozen pies but they're like £10 each now
>>225953687i'll give you a fresh cream pie for free?
>>225953538despise this song due to its association with footballmongs and deanomongs
>>225953675You Fucking fag. Imagine declining a ciggie. Unbelievable this rorke!Put your head back on that pillow and go fish that cig out the bin, pronto don't you mess with me! >:((
>>225953697Why, because you're a clown?
>>225953687If you come over I'll bake you any and all the pies you want! I love baking.... Then after dark I'll take you upstairs to the bedroom and creampie.
>I love baking.
any time I've 'smoked' a cigarette I've not been able to make the smoke go down into my lungsI suck on the cig, smoke goes into my mouth, then I take a second deep inhale but nothing happens. It feels like the smoke refuses to go down, like there's a trap door at the back of my throat and the smoke can't get past it.
Uhhm I'm not actually here to educate you although I'm afraid it's dangerous for you to do your own research ok
>>225953759cause your throat only allows cocks down it
>>225953759idk maybe u're a bit braindeadimagine taking a big deep breath now like where you really pull the air down to your lungsyou just do that on the cigarette
>>225953754You're jealous I have actual hobbies that don't give people the ick unlike no-lifing wow or GTA and that I get me dicky wet and you don't.Keep grinding dailies for gold.
>>225953707this was a very gay response
>>225953754delet this immediately
>>225953778truly when I've tried it I'm breathing in deep as hard as I can but the smoke isn't going down
>>225953774What a sick burn!
>You're jealous I have actual hobbies that don't give people the ick unlike no-lifing wow or GTA and that I get me dicky wet and you don't.>Keep grinding dailies for gold.
>>225953796My mum was on one of these when she went into hospital RIP mum
>>225953699This is decidedly a you problem. I had no idea of these associations and just enjoy it because it's an objectively good song.
>>225953808if you do a normla deep breath like i said above but when you have a cigarette in your mouth it will lolnot gona be perfect first time and u gona cough but you will feel it go past your throat
>>225953814you not got tourists to scam into buying carpets you hairy brown freak
>>225953827>>You're jealous I have actual hobbies that don't give people the ick unlike no-lifing wow or GTA and that I get me dicky wet and you don't.>>Keep grinding dailies for gold.
>>225953830Mental how much the NHS must be paying Emma Watson for non stop access to her farts
I hope people who drive 35 in a 50 get cancer horrible cancer
>>225953852What a sick seethe and cope!
>>225953861just had to respond, eh?
>>225953887We're the only two foreigners. If we don't give each other (you)s who will? You scratch my back, I finger your pussy. Quid pro quo.
not to be rude but it seems the sky was in fact the limit…
>>225953908you're an upitty little manyou're the dreg of the nafrisshut the fuck up
>>225953911you'll look silly when she gets her spaceship licence
>>225953929don’t think that’s possible mate…
everyone's got their poppies on already
what does Asian pussy taste like?
>>225953928Are you actually butthurt or pretending?
>>225953946sweet and sour sauce
>>225953937I don’t wear one because it pisses of the gammon
>>225953946have been wondering the same thing, specifically East Asian
>>225953936jesus
>>225953946Every licked the top of a battery?
>>225953936please don't post ai videos in our thread
Will we still be wearing poppies in the year 12,811 AD?If not, when is the appropriate time between 2026 and then to stop wearing poppies and doing the whole cenotaph song and dance?
>>2259539732145
>>225953954i've been lenient so fari respect maroc because it's a glorious legit kingdomalgerians, we made thembut tunisia? you're the donkey riders next door
>>225953970it’s not ai.>ourlol
>>225953955alri kanye
>>225953936is she ok?
>>225953946Like the oriental theme
>>225953946cirspy noodles
I heard Tunisian girls are peng
>>225953990yeah she got god on her side dw
>>225953980White skin so think even though their panties are glued with my cum they still get them in a twist. BAKA.
i'm a sick fuck i like a quick fuck
>>225953830Emma Watson fart therapy didn't help her? F
Sir Keir, we miss him
>>225954024little donkey rider
>>225954008that lou charmelle is tunisian
The new! The new! My caravan for a new!
>>225954047The only ass I seem to be riding is your voluptuous phat white boi cheeks with my penis.
>>225954090little donkey rider
My only hope is becoming really rich and paying women to love me
rise up, rorkeypops
Lamb chops for mister rorkeypops
Halloween party at the weekend lasted 3 hours and was a glorified babysitting endeavour for 4 kidsmaybe next year i wont spend £50 on a costume and give up my whole weekend for it
i should be benching 100kg by the end of the year inshallah
>>225954128story lmao how did u get so cuckedalso surely u knew what u were signing up for?
the steroids are making me go bald
>>225954136Sir Ben Xing
>>225954095Bruh. You realize is much easier than that, right? It's just a simple speech check. All women want to hear the exact same thing. Just find you an insecure one and copy paste the exact same formula all the girls like. Guaranteed she'll bite.You continue to give her what she wants to hear, she eventually opens her legs, you get your dick wet, you thank her for her services and you move on to the next girl.
>>225954128shan't be partaking in this yankified nonsense
>>225954143ah yes, the steroids... slaphead! *does slap your bald cranium*
>>225954171stuff it pierre i know you're balder than a plucked chicken
>>225954163I have social anxiety and can’t even maintain eye contact
>>225954142i thought there would maybe be 2 kids running about and generally free to do what they like while the adults played board games or something, but we just stood around watching them until the thing came to an abrupt end at 9pm
>>225954143>>225954143>>225954143
>>225954177Get on fin to compensate and gynomaxx
>>225954184bizarre
>>225954177AND NOW YOU'RE WITH ME *slaps your bald head even more*
>>225954136Mashallah. Very laudable. How much you currently bench, doe?
>>225954184tell me how this was sold to youwas ther even drinkin glolboard games tho fucking grim mate imagine spending your halloween doing that
>>225954184>while the adults played board games or somethingRight so even in the best case it was going to be a snoozefest
>>225954181Start small. Eventually you'll get the hang of it.
Board games scream
make the fucking new already
>>225954205i was told come over 5-we're too drunk>>225954209i like board games im 30 it's what we do
>>225950244>>225950244
chicken salt
the real halloween fright was going out to play boardgames
>>225954234>i was told come over 5-we're too drunkwhat?>i'm 30i'm older than you and i dont like board games and would not go to a party orientated around them lol
>>225954239you bloody bastard bitch
>>225954239think you're being funny do you?
>>225954242actually any good?
We've got a funny man, ladies and gentlemen
>>225954273He fucking had you, didn't he? Lmao!Don't wait for people to act, be the Change you wanna see, (p)aussie.
He linked the old!Poo screaming out of my black arse at 999999999999mph
>>225954275uh........................................................yh
>>225954290*salts your fields*
>>225954273>>225954290If you keep waiting for others to act you'll be sorely disappointed. Fortune favors those who act.
>>225954312every time i make a new someone beats me to it by like 2 seconds, i'm fed up
Cenotaph sounds like a monster from a fantasy novel
>>225954311that didnt happen fyi
>>225954327neither did the holocaust but here we are
>>225954320>i'm fed upHow many business days for a parcel?
>>225954259You wouldn't go to a party at all though would you?
>>225954335Can't say that in Starmer's britain
>>225954341>>225954341>>225954341
fucking hurry
>>225954335mossad rape squad descending on poowong now
>>225954320Salt is bad for your heart though.
