funny meme edish
Bishkek or Topkek?
>>225960443
england cries out for latinas
>>225960955Will be coming out as a woman to my family tomorrow, dreading it but has to be done.I've always felt like this.
>>225960975pic unrelated
Horses have such huge cocks
>>225960978no luck packing in that porn addiction then?
I'm a "nigga" kitten, okay?
The ILR announcements are lateThey're threatening shabana before she goes in
leftypol doing wacky stuffrorke also doing wacky stuff
hes ruining his life
One of my mates told me he is trans. Genuinely devastated by the news, don't know what to do.
>>225961008what are they like eh
lol
Can't imagine Mousey watching even a dumb comedy like Austin Powers and understanding it on any level other than the surface >that man voice and teeth with glasses and there woman
>>225960998ok
>>225961015fuck him/her
>>225961008they always are doing whacky stuff, those two
>>225961017Good
What is the meaning of this?
please be aware
>>225961018this but for everything mousenonce doeslike it's so low iq and mentally ill it basically lives in an entirely different reality
>>225961023Top is more gen X tho
>>225961018Austin Powers aged horribly. All comedy has an expiration date
>>225961006>Secretary of State, urgent call on line one, they didn't say who it was
>>225961006that ginger slag is trying to put a stop to it probably
>>225961041ok i will hurt him !!
>>225961041>hurt him wtf
rorke getting his door busted down by GCHQ for possession of paki BBW facesitting vids
>>225961032I may have to cut him out. Sad but it has to be done.
are the boring schizo dollymongs talking about their dollies again are they
rorke getting his door busted down by GCHQ for pulling and poking
i need my "nigga" daddy :3
>>225961047deluded millennial cope
Come play Need for Speed Underground 2https://nfsu2.xyz/
just want them all off the internet lads
Got an email telling me off for swearing at the gym.Replied telling them to cancel my fucking membership.
Here we go!
>>225961121ok
>>225961127
>>225961090https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubWL8VAPoYwshan't but i'll have a tasty remix of a classic
put mousenonce in a woodchipper okay
>>225961116we're not going anywhere nigel your colonial chickens have come home to roost
they hate mousey because hes smart and funny and doesnt afraid of anything
anyone else feel like a schizo talking about ai in public even though its real and incessantly raping jobs
>>225961116like country of mouseys
>>225961076the man is having an identity crisis, he needs you now more than ever
>>225961217dont like the AI images/media, everything else is a perfectly expected and normal advancement of science imo. would be nice to freeze time in some aspects but its not going to happen.
*Pauses podcast to insert my own banter and pretending that my co-hosts are laughing at it*
might tackle a difficult jigsaw
>>225961040Wrinkly gibberish
>>225961090Can't play that on my phone
The ILR announcement is not good ladsNot good at all
>>225961040>aged herself to shit so she'll look like a hag by 30>proud of it and shows it off onlinefoids are insane
>>225961069disease ridden vermin in a hospital setting
anyone else hate mousey because hes smart and funny
>>225961253im sorry but no one expected we could actually synthesise human intelligence with linear algebra. literally the defining feature of our species and we have made it redundant for most of the population.
>>225961255no one is that weird
Thinking about modding my own switch to better pirate with
>>225961281mental how much damage boris did in a couple years, is there a single town in England that hasn't had an influx of babbling pajeets and nigerians?
Blondes are so fit
I don't need this
>>225961281Give it to me straight doc
Big JH runs the wing
>>225961316LLM's are nowhere near the level of human intelligence, like you said they are literally just clever algorithms
>>225961326Open borders
Anyone else seeing the Belgian flag or non he cud do
Going for a poo, anyone want owt?
>>225961340major glow up alert
>>225961359Yeah a poo please cheers mate
>>225961340honey by name honey by nature
>>225961349
>>225961018sc
Brunettes > gingers > blondesSimple asGreen eyes > brown eyes > blue eyes'nuff saidArse > titsAny questions?
>>225961369Coming right up, get it while it's hot
i've recently gotten into pinterest but there's a lot of ai stuff on it so i no longer like iti suppose a lot of websites are like this now
>BREAKING: Secretary of State Shabana Mahmood announces new UK Government ILR rules: Get them in, Get them housed, Get them wanked
We sold $50 billion USD worth of gold for $3 billion USD
>>225961326If you came here as a care worker and earn 25k no changeIf you defrauded the system you get a second chance
>>225961324saaar
>>225961385good heart or really smart?
>>225961289we all age anyway
>>225961344well you can’t really quantify intelligence but the fact is ai models have been solving unsolved maths problems all year so from a practical perspective they exhibit greater intelligence than most humans. Yes there’s going to be a few people in the world who could probably solve the problems in more elegant and less contrived ways but the point still stands.
>>225961325me to my willy
*approaches the thread ominously*
>>225961397yeah basically
Search for Zelda on Google and click the Master Sword that shows up ok
just get every paki and wog in the world and have them live in my house and use my arse as a cunt
>making it easier for migrants to stay hereWhat the fuck are Labour doing?
>>225961451horrid face and sagging body
>>225961460wow it`s lovely ok
>>225961460!!
and her elbows are too bloody pointy
pitch black at 4pm it's over
nth for the holodem
I'll take her ok she will be my wife now ok
>>225961255ktim when listening to cum town
>>225961500just blatantly not true
>>225961460Thanks anon, very cool
>The home secretary has scrapped a plan for migrant social care workers already in the country to wait 15 years before getting indefinite leave to remain (ILR).>As long as those workers earn at least £25,000 and arrived in the UK before May 2025 they will be eligible for ILR after five years.>Shabana Mahmood has also dropped the requirement for any low income workers to wait for 15 years before getting ILR. She has reduced the requirement to all other low income workers to 10 years. A whole new wave of British citizens - coming to a town near you? No! They're already here :P
hello you absolute legends
bottom of my feet a pitch black
reallying annoyed about leftypol pretending ai is bad because he cant pretend to be an artist anymore
>>225961500It's so over
>>225961528wagwan nga wys
>>225961541hope sam altman reads this
i could be your "nigga" wife, okay? :3btw janny "nigga" isn't racist it's my culture dumbass don't warn me for it again ok
bobba
>>225961528Hello brudda pot pot ding ding
mums botched fried potatoes again stupid cunt genuinely believe that a major factor contributing to my lifelong depression was the fact that when I came home from school I was forced to eat the most unpalatable and bland slop possible every day
imagine living on the equator and the days being the same length all year. Just not right. Not Christian.
>>225960268She's nasty anyway, she doesn't have a right to complain. You cup your hands to wash your face, you don't fill up the nasty sink. Unless it's a face washing dedicated sink (which nobody has). The worst are people who do this crap in hostels and stuff
>>225961541when you get torn apart by an alibaba robot don’t come crying to me
>Mahmood confirms 1-month path to settlement for migrants earning under £15,000
>>225961578Kill yourself Not a jihad btw. I will beat you with my shoe!
>>225961590look at this
obviously someone called shabana mamood is going to let more migrants in
>>225961592would be dead hot and all that as well. not for me
they should form black empires across the globe
>>225961523£25k LMAO
>>225961397All because some vaping sket who failed her GCSEs kicked up a fuss so she could keep her job next election
>>225961623why do you keep posting thiswe can't even hear what they're saying
>>225961622I won't kill myself okay?
>>225961578sound fancy a jeet perhaps?
InHousedWanked Off
>>225961653think you're just supposed to look at the boobies
>>225961654Kill yourself
Scranning jelly babies like Jimmy Saville in a maternity ward
boom
whats wrong with him
>>225961627yukub? yep, this nigga ri hur
>>225961523My favourite bit of the proposals were when she said we know the visa was used for people to fraudulently come here but so long as you promise to do 5 years of care work now you can still stay xWhat other country would do this?
>>225961623you post this video literally every day
>>225961629>Minimum wage will be £13.21 next year
>>225961684omg hi
>>225961653It's a foid test to see where you look like friend zone hints or aspects
>>225961688Who cares?
>>225961688wotanic spirit You wouldn't get it
>>225961688everybody wants to be the king, baby
>>225961704egp
>>225961701leftypol loves his net fiscal drag
>>225961697yes i do
>>2259616935 years wiping arse for a lifetime of citizenship in the UK, not a bad deal. I bet not a single soul stays one hour longer than they have to before they can claim ILRBritish grans will be 'cared' for by people who can't speak english working for a pittance just so they can fuck off as soon as they can. Grim situation.
>>225961704*
>>225961704hark
britain is finished desu no point larping about reform or restore or resform or restrogmrm or whatever the next 'based' party isdone and fucking dusted
>>225961653he has crippling ocd
>250,000 people and their dependants arrived or switched into the social care route between 2022 and 2025>and their dependantsShouldn't be too many then. Everyone knows that Africans are very restrained when it comes to having kids.
>>225961739My gran was racist and didn't the darkie carers at her care home. Would refuse to let the black bloke into her room.
>>225961755>I'm all ears
travis the ape
>>225961757right and this is your internet girlfriend is it
>hingefu has deleted her hinge profile>we’ve been talking for a month and have our next date tomorrow Time to propose safe consensual sex methinks
>>225961764Genuinely don't think it's ever been as over as it has now.
>>225961786imagine her pulling down your pants and laughing at your 6 inch worm while she compares you to her previous partner's sizes
Elvis liked the fat girls
>>225961817>talking to someone on Hinge for a fucking monthMate what are you doing? You ask them on a date within the first few messages, get number if the date went well and go from there.
honestly MAID is the only way out of this situation.
>>225961017>trampling fantasydoes this include bollock busting?
Well well well
>>225961017What are butt drops? Are they like pear drops?
>>225961848is this a blasian?
it's sad when a virgin dies but if it's a sex haver i don't care
you all annoy me so muchgrow up
we're being shagged out of existence
>>225961739>5 years wiping arse for a lifetime of citizenship in the UKCorrection, 5 years of wiping arse for TWO lifetimes of citizenship in the UKThey were allowed to bring dependants remember :)
hello
got two willies
>>225961805
>>225961848nothing of value was lost at all
>>225961116The grim thing is when you see them spout ahistorical fantasy and they get overwhelmingly upvoted by their other barely sentient kin. Like how now everyone unironically believes Britain stole 34 trillion from India or that the Bengal Famine was our fault because Churchill wrote some dodgy stuff in his diary and not the Japanese who kept sinking relief ships
>>225961883corrrr post em
Wish I was born a div, why did my parents raise me properly? Thickos have much better lives.
>>225961878Ah but of course, I trust that includes distant cousins, their children etc?
>>225961878whats your rhetoric here? you don't find it inhuman to separate them from their loved when they immigrate?
>>225961878Don't forget their 6 kids as well. :)
leftypol doing something aberrantrorke doing something eccentric
In the modern dating scene it's quite normal and natural for the woman to be 'seeing' multiple men before things "become exclusive". Today's progressive men are quite content to wine and dine the lovely young women they match with on the apps, perhaps even paying the bill, and seeing the lady off into her Uber which takes her directly to her 'situationship's flat where he proceeds to have sex with her. Maybe she even tells him about the great date she just had. It's just casual you see. Just sex. All quite normal, quite natural.
>>225961914>distant cousinsTheir wives you mean
dire thread bye i'll see you later when it's improved ok x
if you had 2 willies and they're both 5 inches, does that mean you have 10 inches
>>225961924Yeah and rapists (me)
>>225961938i am considering this bird
>>225961908ironic post
>>225961938jedward ahh bird
>>225961848Wouldn't fly a plane even now, barely felt confident to drive at 20.Flying is a bit silly if you think about it. You're jumping in this flimsy machine made of pieces of aluminium and plastic going ridiculously fast and you will certainly fall to your death the second anything goes wrong. I feel much better on the ground where I belong.
>>225961931Dating is a humiliation ritual for sub-chadlites (95% of men)
>>2259618316 inches is dece
>>225961938jimmy neutron looking ahh bird
>>225961838I’ve got her number, it’s just that I’ve only just realised she’s deleted her profile
>>225961912H2 here, keep your chin up lad x
got the japanese city pop on
>>225961919I don't think allowing care workers to bring their family over should have been an option in the first place noIf your family is so important stay where you are
>>225962004scream
Leftypol and Boomers uniting to turn Britain into a poverty-stricken shithole within our lifetimes
>>225961938:3
tried to get on the bennies but they audit you and you're only allowed to claim if you fall under the threshold, do mongs just exist on sub 15k in savings? how do they even afford big purchases
>>225962004bizarre BIZARRE fixation
>>225962004is it hm? he always used to say he was a shagger
got the CMD094 on
researching finasteride after i started to take it today it's mixed between people never getting sides despite being on it for years and claiming it feminizes you and can put you in the darkest depression imaginablebizarre stuff
>>225961999At this point let them do what they want. You're not going to notice the increase in understandables at all
Wanks so far in November:Daisy Ridley (1)Duckie.cos (1)Plotting the next one over the ex's nudes.
you never hear a drunk man outside going UUGH UUGH UUGH anymore
right well that's me tucking into money by martin amis then
Supermarket chains in at least seven European countries have said the temperatures of refrigerators and freezers in dozens of their stores soared overnight, prompting fears of a cyber-attack similar to one that caused millions of euros of losses in France.
just found a great counter argument for an argument i had 2 years ago, fuck.
gay porn is my middle nameive got gay porn coming out my earsi was born gay pornim the gay porn chairmanive got the gay porn factor
>>225961992
>>225961999not very nice to force people who are contributing to your country into abandoning their family is it
All Nigel had to do was not be an obvious fucking Russia shill for 2 more years and he could have kept pushing Labour to an anti-immigration positionBut that snake-oil selling spastic couldn’t manage it and now we’ve got a billion bomalians forever
archivemong having another melty is he?
>>225962067ZERO uk supermarkets effectedabsolutely brutal infrastructure mog from the UK as per.
>>225962067always found it baffling how they all run off one centralized system with servers that can be accessed online, surely someone realized it could be a bit of a vulnerability
>>225961757>>225961889vibin~
>>225962094who
getting the iced cream in
>>225962094>please don't point out my ocd behaviour
>>225962091rupert lowe is going to save us lad, hes getting rid of millions
>>225962091not a single right wing "leader" actually cares they're just in it for themselves
>>225962082I don't care it's not the job of the government to be nice
>>225961848God rest her soul
>>225962107OT is such a big security vulnerability
>>225962091up the 'ra
>>225962107>and what's this switch do?>don't touch that it turns off all the fridges in every TescoWhat are they like them johnny foreigners
>>225962146Go fight in the Falklands war
>>225962132isnt that just every modern politician regardless of left or right? if they really cared about fixing this obvious issue they'd target lobbies and party donors
>>225962107oh you always that baffling did you? You had strong opinions about EU supermarket fridge network infrastructure prior to this incident did you?that's fortunate that we have a prescient expert on Polish and Belgian supermarket fridges here with us in the thread. Some would say it's a shame you never had a chance to raise your concerns prior to this story breaking, not me though
>>225962133what if the government decided we should deport you to dubai so it can claim remittances off of you in order to fund itself
one day a true autocrat will be voted in
Genuinely why are we carving out exceptions for the most opportunistic, most feckless and least scrupulous people in society?Why does a care worker on 25k now have more rights than a professional on 49k? Why are we giving them the option (which they'll immediately take) of moving out of the profession we brought them in forI feel like I'm going insane it absolutely boggles the mind
>>225962187*adjusts glasses* its relevant to my field of work
>>225962071... why do i want to watch gay porn?
>governments advise people to stock up on food and water>fridges in 7 european countries mysteriously go berserk and spoil all the food they containnot very subtle is it
might change my name to something anglo-saxon so I don't get deported when the far-right take overas a man of Moroccan heritage I'm white passing but the name gives it away
Dropzone one please Ben.
Had me PIP assessment. really hope I dont have to wait long. I want the extra bennies but I hate that my life has become this. Used to be borderline normie, now i'm a neet borderline retard
>>225962225dont worry ill protect you
>>225962225i have a large nose very concerning stuff
>>225962091you mean labour would say they’re going to reduce immigration and then wouldn’t? and literally nothing would change? yeah that would’ve saved britain. mong
>>225962213Doing all this while there’s a million British graduates crying out for employment btw
>>225962254Sexo
>>225962254sameplanning to get a rhinoplasty but my parents are against it
>>225962181ain't no war foolish little boy
think niccy pouches fucked my gums up
>>225961218scream
>>225962237you'll probably get rejectedi was
never mind rhinoplasty. got rhino sack. fucking freezing
Brits destroying other countries and then crying that the victims of British imperialism are coming here for a better life. I for one am proud that people from all over the world aspire to come to Britain and share their cultures with us. We are Britain, but it's the immigrants that make it Great.
>>225962277parents are stupid always do the opposite of what they say
>>225962295haha you're an idiot
>>225962271yeah not as care workers you spastic
>>225962313*zig zags*GET FUCKED YOU FUCKING PRICK
>>225962297Do you know how many points you got? I covered several physical and mental health issues so im hoping theyll add up to something..
>>225962254apply for a loan, they give great interest rates if your nose passes their test.
are workers
>>225962338we need to make more graduates wipe arses tbf. would teach them humility
Zap to the extreme!
no n*gga november
Captain Picard SPH
cant wait to be old and having some BAME wipe my arse
I got a pass in middle eastern women's studies from Roehampton University. I'm overqualified for care work.
>>225962346rorke's dream galdem
Wish I could wipe arses for a living.But I got a criminal record for licking arses.
>>225962260They were making overtures to right-wing opinions, they only started to walk it back when Nigel crashed in the polls
[B]oneless
cold one today, a sign of things to come
I need a female off duty police officer to abduct and rape me (as the dog) with her lawyer and contracts
>>225962351how did the haitian revolution succeed? they were literal slaves.
>>225962353i got 0 for everything despite describing very clear physical and mental difficultiesunless you get coached by one of these PIP experts online, they will catch you out
stop the care bames and you solve two issues you get fewer care bames and fewer boomers
>>225962383when you're old you will just get left in the street
post nice things
Idea: immigrants can come here on the condition that they integrate into society and culture. Having entire neighbourhoods full of immigrants is not integration., its annexation
>>225962338Who says Brits can’t be care workers?
>>225962407numbers
>>225962182for the most part yesas you go further left there are people who genuinely want to do good but are misguided and fall for stuff like open borders and trannies
16:43 and the sun has setrather dark but not quite night out there
>>225962414
>>225962388are these lyrics
>>225962438where is his hair !!!
rorke
Radical right-wing fascist idea: immigrants can come here on the condition that they offer a net benefit to their host society
Tilde's baked /brit/ a cake. I ain't eating any but you can
>>225962393and they would’ve done nothing
>>225962420doctors should soft launch a eugenics programme where if they think you're going to be really expensive to look after they try to nick something while operating so you just die. surgeries come with complications sorry for your loss
>>225962455woke got him
>>225962429not misguided at all, they just take the money same way the right do
>>225962421we're talking about over-qualified graduates working wank jobs complaining about there being no skilled labour vacancies they are still working for the most part
>>225962458saved for future *enters brit* posting
whats up with all these racists here today, is the culture the immigrants bring not enough? why does everything have to be about money.
thi`s is a daft thread
got the ocado booked
>>225962455he donated his hair into a wig for a sick little retarded boy
>>225962346beautiful
new >>225962511>>225962511>>225962511
I DONT WANNA GO TO THE NEXT THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeee....
>>225962524>>225962524
>>225962458this is him, this is rorke
not "where is his hare" is criminal
>>225962489i'm talking about young labour students/green party typescertainly closer to the top of the labour party are just centrists and neoliberals working for corporate interests
I am an African man
>>225962142Likelihood is that some lazy firewall engineer has left the ports required open to too many public IPs and there's a default password on there
