Dick Hartog edition
got the chloe lamb titty fucking on
imagine being in a p*lycule relationship and the third they pick up being Cyraxx
>The World of David Walliams attraction at Alton Towers has permanently closed, the theme park has announced. I can`t Believe ..
This guys a gangster? His real name's rorke!
so this is the new is it? Jolly good
Rorke's started getting angry at the Christmas adverts, it's the greatest time of the year!
decided to stop drinking because i don't like the taste
>>225979877haha what if the judge hears his plea and goes "computer says no"
>>225979876mp pme lmpws wjat tjos m,eams
I hope they legalise bestiality and bestiality porn and make polycule relations and cuck porn illegal unironically but its not the first thing on my mind most of the time
>>225979905She needs me to sniff her farts.
gorgeous japanese ladies sucking the smegma straight off a dick
>>225979918He's refusing to even plea, he's saying he will kill himself if the media covers the secret court case so it won't even be able to go to trial
I miss her bros.I want to fuck the retardation out of her.
>>225979927love seals
>>225979924kys ghoul
>>225979927water is so prettyand it looks good when its raining but the water is choppy
>>225979939thsi is mad
>>225979918ascrim
thought he was gay
17k russian soldiers killed in ukraine in october.
whats the worst british band of all time
obama bin laden
>>225979977how many more zog-mandated white depopulation wars are we going to have to live through it's been 100+ years of this shit
unveiling my zeptopenis
>>225979977that just means that 8k white men died fighting in war
Can't even say merry christmas any more, you have to say happy holidays because of woke. If you say merry christmas you get arrested and thrown in jail.
what'll it be, lads?
can only imagine the pure abject horror of mouseys porn folder
everyone sad n ow because politics were brought up
He was gay, gary glitter?
My brother does not have a job but somehow he spends 60-70% of the year abroad and my parents are proud of him. Meanwhile they hate me for living at home. We are both unemployed so make it make sense
>>225980028suomi burger
More French soldiers died in WWI than American soldiers have ever died in combat
note to self: reread the job description before the screening interview
gimp galore itt
post naked bare boobies that have the same slope/angle above and below the nipple and the nipple and areola is in the middle
>>225980028Gimme a hesburger
run out of things to do and it's not even midday yet
>>225980072same. didnt realised it was nightshift so i had to turn it down after being accepted and felt like a dick.
im in a telegram group full of fmv drone footage of grey alien volunteers being exploded in ukrainian trenches
>>225980094my mexican pal who wants the same food i got
Mad how the officers who arrested Henry Nowak never got reprimanded
>>225980058how is he affording this
>>225980032Mousey actually does things a little different. Every folder on his pc is porn except for one singular 'not porn' folder. You can go deep into his system files and each and every one contains reams and reams of sadistic, degenerate and often illegal porn
>>225980114That’s what I’m saying I have no idea we aren’t a rich family either
>>225980112scr
I dont have any illegal porn
>make it make senser/askuk is that way mate
>>225980101for me it was that they asked me why I was excited to work at the company and I mentioned doing something that wasn't part of the role and then she told me what they do on the role and I forgot to pretend to be excited
>>225980112
>>225980136Methinks the mousey doth protest too much
How about it's GlenGary Glitter Glen Ross
>>225980136I almost certainly have incest/choking stuff but I can't be arsed to go through my entire wank library to find and remove it ok
Imagine getting wanked from behind by a cute lass corrr.
>>225979977dont believe any of these losses reports desu
>>225980146youre still butthurt about the Aussie saying that to you and youre the one saying that I have "illegal" porn for no reason unprompted as often as you can, "protesting" in a way, while all I am doing it shutting you down
>>225980127maybe he’s trapping
>>225980112idgi
just did a bit of cheeky banter on /sp/ and got the arsespurs fanaticals arguing amongst themselves. what a rascal I am lol
>>225980177get that on your cv
a grey alien just delivered my doordash
>>225980162fun stuff
>>225980184are you sure it wasnt a black wog
>>225980152How about it's GlenGary Glitter Glenn Roeder, where the former West Ham and Newcastle gaffer decides to motivate his players by hiring the maverick songster to coach them after a long losing run?
>>225979939were they underage or just young women over 18
>>225980028veke soy please
>young women over 18OK so an above legal age legal age years old AKA not illegal (age) and go cry LOL
i wonder why trump doesnt just stage a cyberattack and then say that he must ignore the results because they are fraudulenthe could probably get another half a year of avoiding elections
>>225980164It lines up with Russiam recruitment figures and the size of the Russian army in Ukraine not getting any bigger despite repeated efforts to pressure in different directions.There will be some overestimation but it's not necessarily deliberate. If two blokes in a foxhole are being fired at by a machine gun and get hit by a mortar then it's possible they're counted as kills by the gunner and the mortar crew separately.
>>225980192was a 2ft tall naked grey alien on his phone loudly speaking hindi
>>225980238he's the worst white supremacist ive ever seen
>>225980238agree redhead is ugleist hair colourwoudl still shag her tho obv
hundred percent he's got like 30GB of horse porn
>>225980204Sir Tongue Cheese
>>225980201i don't follow footie lad so i dont know the reference
Some Spanish soccer player died from injuries sustained during a match. How does that even happen? What kind of injury could you possibly suffer playing soccer that would be deadly?
>>225980250very big odds by this point too, that you are a foid sex sex
>>225980238brutal
>>225980254irrelevant
>ginger girlphwoaar yes>ginger guyfucking loser nerdmake it make sense
>>225980002slavs aren't white
>>225980260a very forceful knee to the chest causing a cardiac arrest will do that, it seems
>>225980279
>>225980279Same with asians. Men discriminate less in general
>>225980280all goyim are brothers
>>225980260surfeit of lampreys
constrantly hunger even tho i'm skinny fat and eat protein FUCK SAKE LADS
>very forceful knee to the chest causing a cardiac arrest willVAXX STATUS THOOOO?
>>225980293grow up mate. this is revolting
>>225980232that was my point, yes
>>225980238thought he was bent
>>225980275i'm sorry my back hurts and i cant think
>>225980293theres a trend right now with women squatting and slapping their ass on the ground over and over again
>>225980305“How did you know I’m white”
>>225980312He's spiritually bent
>>225980238i love ginger girlsi think kirsten dunst in spiderman triggered it in me as a kid
>>225980316Cheer up, Iliya.
>>225980305this is more your thing
screaming about how bad at communication I amimpossible to get a job
>>225980335i'm trying
britain doesn't need immigra-
>>225980325imagine if you died from an earthquake caused by a lady's bottom!
might go chain myself up outside to protest the new porn bans (they are taking away our liberties) mad how you cant fuck your sister or cousin but cutting your dick off is totally fine according to them
bames under the hammer
>>225980345much better honestly
>>225980345ummers
>>225980356was imagining how far they would have to go up if they were on top of me actually because the squatting looked pretty weird and high up
>>225980363and there's your stairs leading to up the gas chambers...
fucking a fat arse rn so not fully concentrated on /brit/
>>225980369that's a tranny lad
>>225980353>people dont enjoy toiling all the fucking timewhy is this even news
>>225980303It's unlikely but it is possible. It's fallen out of fashion in boxing these days but a good solid heart punch can cause cardiac arrythmia.
>>225980247i mean i think most white supremacists wouldn't go with a lass who had previously been with a black fella
>>225980353the only people who WANT to work full time are husbands sick of their wives
>>225980389so what
>>225980404are you sure its cardiac arrythmia
>>225980412not into blokes
>>225980411priveledged fucks
the one thing I got right in forever but also learned a new word: commotio cordis
>>225980427me neither
>>225980398>>people dont enjoy toiling all the fucking timeonly to be taxed more and more each yearwe've got top men on it, top... men...
poo barm for brekkie
>>225980442expelliarmus
>>225980444why are you hoarding pictures of them dressed in women's clothes then?
your mother sucks dwarf cock
wfh toil making my room smelly
>>225980479you could open the window
How about its Elliot Roger Waters and he hates Israel because he has a small penis
bame impala
>Minimum wage 27k next years>Graduate engineer 30kwell done government
ehealso the Wikipedia page for commodo cortis is probably wrong for what is says the latin means because it also links [[Latin]] instead of doing {{lang|latin ISO code here}} which also makes it italic which currently it is not
>>225980466i'm not
>>225980472seen a webm of a mexican wresting dwarf with a 10 inch cock having contortionist circus sex with a woman in a wrestling ring years ago
getting on my knees to give my dwarf husband a kiss on the forhead
>>225980492>Minimum wagektim
>>225980456its VF btw SOURCE AI learning from Harvard
not even a weeb but 80s/90s japan is absolutely peak comfy
>>225980492yeah no point intitiallyyou could work in a supermarket after you turned 16 and become a manger before your friend finishes uni
>>225980530>you could work in a supermarket after you turned 16 and become a manger before your friend finishes unidon't know about supermarket economics but i doubt it
no medical papers
>>225980532right well im pretty sure thats the 2nd or even 3rd one of these ive seen that Belgiumpost
Impossible to find cheap burgers and chips anymore even the pakis sell a basic menu for 9 or 10. How can anyone afford to be a tubbie in this economy?
>>225980548
passing all my mathematics and physics courses zero resits but fucking up all the actual engineering courses in my engineering degree #nuke
>>225980562thats my next business venture, good cheap burgers
>>225980492and PIP?
>>225980576idk if youre talking about the UK (royal?) lion thing, but you people should fuck off back to your own general
>>22598059235 grand a year. tax free. it lush
A father of five was sentenced to six months in prison by the Kota Bharu magistrates’ court after pleading guilty to stealing RM394 (£45) worth of groceries, including baby formula. >Wan Eskandar pleaded guilty to stealing 12 packets of baby formula, nine packets of Milo, a can opener as well as other food and drink items from a supermarket in Kota Bharu on Oct 11.>Magistrate R Vinoshen said this was not 43-year-old Wan Eskandar Wan Julihi’s first offence as he was previously convicted of adultery and served time in jail.
>>225980596I think it's about why the belgian poster uses a belgian flag
>>225980584paedophile
mad how hes the target demographic for fortnite >>225980611fuck off, attention beggar
>>225980604get him over here as a refugee
>>225980520there he is. hang the weeb
>>225980591Open one next door and you'll have yourself a loyal customer. Used to have a burger shack like this, three burgers and two bags of chips for only 7 quids. Place looked like a pigsty but I couldn't care less, never got sick not even once.
>>225980607he posts "neo liberalism" pretty sure his tests came up with the cunt in his examples too though
>>225980624y tho
>>225980562same takeaways have become worthless with these prices even worse proper fish and chips became upmarket and they charge a fortune for them
im voting for joe biden
>>225980653we ridin
so do you lads call a trans woman's penis a girl cock or a shenis
>>225980624she must really not like that outfit, she punched 2 women wearing it
>>225980645Leftists hate beauty
>>225980637Too many fancy burger places with crazy prices which defeats the whole purpose, i just want a simple burger and fries.
>>225980675it's a wilma. like a willard but female you see
>>225980687oh noo babe t hats so sad *fucks u*
>>225980687suddenly it isn't so funny anymore :(
>>225980624>using AI slop to "enhance" CCTV footagethis shit is going to lead to a wrongful conviction one day
a poignant tribute
>>225980689It's all you can find these days, all I can find in my neighbourhood is one burger for 10 fucking quids take the piss what is that beef made of, solid gold?Burgers is food for the people but these pricks have made into a luxury.
what the fuck is g⋅sinTheta
>>225980639just did a quick scan through the archive and I don't think he has posted it
>bloke grabbing old mans cock>suggested for you
>>225980739hopefully he gets cancer and dies
Thought I'd treat myself today
raining isn't it
wow i betrayed Reed for Songbird and I didn’t even get any pussy for it wow I’m sorry idris
>>225980745/!\ BENDER ALERT /!\
>>225980762London :)
rarity
B======D~~~ \;/
>>225980778yh... fancy a bum?
>>225980783rarity, more like, girlfriends because theyre so rare and if she was real id make her my girlfriend
9/11
there it is, the daily reddit cross-post
pinkiepie my body her choice
Mouse with some very outlandish predictions for tonight's CL fixtures.. In Mouse I Trust but it's like 80/1 some of them
>>225980836Mousey knows ball ok
>>225980836this is literally fraud
>>225980836i've stopped buying mousey's tips because i don't like the spoilers
hahahaha!
>Andy Burnham was filmed taking a tumble as he played cricket with locals in Antigua and Barbuda
>>225980864IT SHOULD OF BEEN ME
plapplejack
could pick up a shift tomorrow or I could have my day off as scheduledsomeone decide for me
>>225980876>SHOULD OFGET A LOAD OF THIS THICK CUNT
>>225980880day off, spend it gooning
>>225980872haha! he's just like us! wow he has my vote.
FACT: it would of been me if black people didnt exist
>>225980898fuck no im great at cricket
drums are cool
must of bean the wind
Mousey: Influencer, Scientist, Bookmaker
>fuck no im great at cricket
>>225980943would you buy the books though
>>225980864>>225980876state of right wing posting in 2026
>>225980893I'm off the gooning these days, on a right ol health kick so I'd just be sat about the flat all day doing nothing if I were off.
shut up ratpaedo you mong
>>225980877dick instinctively twitched at this
>>225980960state of you not wanting a qt blonde gf but an ugly hag instead
they cuck post about black men they are gay for and trannies they are also gay for and they hate straight white relationships
he's right you know
rest of us are out doing long hard days of neeting and this cunts fucked off to Antigua to play cricket in the sun? Right ok
im right btw
>No country other than the United States has ever used a nuclear weapon in war. Some would like to. An American nuclear attack on Iran would set a new precedent. The Russians have already told at least two other governments that an American nuclear strike on Iran would free them to use nuclear weapons against Ukraine. Kino
>>225981002Statue of Liberty gorging out on popcorn.. what a great metaphor
my Doctor Who Two Doctors DVD is probably worth a few bob since it has the Jim'll Fix It segment in special features before it was removed after Jimmy popped his clogs
>>225980984
well well well see that keeper who killed the Tenerife player…
>>225981034£2.99 on MusicMagpie. Make sure you hold on to that treasure!
>>225981017No proof of it. The idea is promoted by Tucker Carlson who has said Trump will use a nuke in two week consistently for this whole year
>>225981054Let's all clap for him and give him a big hug and tell him how brave he is like we did for that hockey players that killed that guy
rate the fit lads
>>225981063god i wish she'd use my tongue as toilet paper
>>225981063tummy sexy
>>225981074It's real this time
>>225981078sexo
>>225981074not just tucker carlsonjohn kiriakou said his white sources told him trump is considering a tactical nuke against iran
>>225981078she needs to get a fucking grip she must be pushing 40 now
>>225981063>>225981081they know what they're doing yet somehow if u look at the tummy of the girl with it out she is like eww why u looking creep
*david bowie voice*hi i'm david bowie
Ok I will eat it!!
I know I need a gf o algo
>>225981078why is she going to scotland on the caladonian sleeperprotip dont do cocaine on it just b4 u're going to go to bed
>>225981121>christmas themed>expires nov 3rdwhat's the point you utter wasteman
>>225981131ok so now you want us to ask you why right?
shivering lots
Morrisons is the Arbys of the UK
probably burnt every last one of my dopamine receptors to a shriveled black crisp at this point
>>225981179got the flu?
>>225981192ktim even wanking just feels boring to me now
>>225981167no im curious was just providing a funny anecdote along with the question
if derpy was real would you give her glue to sniff??? me Yes
you're telling me gay porn made this sandwich?
>>225981121Stuffing garlic bread is it? Perfect for a Sunday roast
i have given up
>>225981219It wasn’t funny
business idea: gay dracula
>>225981243i want to suck your...............dick!
>>225981078r u a bird
>>225981266it writes itself!
>rooney>stacey (of gav and stacey fame)>keith lemonphwoaryou've got to watch it this year ladsyou have to
I picked up the shift for tomorrow.
I have a comically small penis
>>225981103why do you autists say tactical nuke like its fucking call of duty
>>225981283I'm A "Celebrity", Revive My Dead Career
>>225981290do you look like a girl
>>225981238grow up
>>225981283genuinely don't know a single one of these people besides rooney
>>225981283I know rooney and the wheelchair blackam i out of touchsurely these people aren't actually super famousdid they just get totally fucked by the celebrity traitors?
>>225981283not one looker in the bunchdid they forget the only reason lads watch this shit is for the sexy bikini shots
brazilian niggas be in they tin favela shacks with crumbling pastel coloured plaster walls jerking off to king of the hill porn
>>225981304>>225981308how the fuck do you not know joanna pagethe gav & stacey xmas specials in 2019 and 2024 were the most watched UK TV in literal decades (sport and royal special events excluded of course)
>>225981294they're real things that are much more likely to be used in a limited first strike than a high-yield weapon
>>225981334>watching uk broadcast tellyngmi
>>225981313you'd be hard pressed to find a looker in the UK tbf
>how the fuck do you not know joanna page
bulimics doing a tactical puke
womanhttps://i.4cdn.org/fit/1793652339134459.png
>>225981334>the gav & stacey xmas specials in 2019 and 2024 were the most watched UK TV in literal decades (sport and royal special events excluded of course)okayi didn't watch them
mousey's last living relative inheriting 50 dusty boxes of sim cards, horse pornography and piles of half-crazed research scribblings about piss nettles
>>225981374imagine crossboard linking for a literal 5/10
>>225981374appears to be, yes
imagine dragons
>>225981375>>225981365>>225981355she got voted sexiest woman in wales in 2009by insulting her you insult wales too
>>225981374She's bang average the winter sunlight and setting is doing all the heavy lifting
>>225981374"sister of your best mate that you have a massive crush on" vibes
>>225981399oh its welshmongright
gender is a social construct rorkey boy
stucknin a mcdonalds drive thru with no way out
>>225981399well she is sexy i won't deny but i still don't know her
>>225981193am cold
down with crushbring back fancy
>>225981419zoomer youtuber directed horror films be like
done a bit of my washing up
need gf
doing a mario 64 backwards long jump in tel aviv and clipping into the blackedrooms
me at the brain store:>One of your finest brains, please!you at the brain store:>I'd like to return this, it doesn't work properlyheh
>>225981433good now do some hoovering x
>>225981337idk just seems silly to me cant set the standard of dropping "smaller" nukes all over the place
>>225981440I have a potential gf but I'm still too pussy to do anything other than cuddle with her
>>225981462if youre cuddling with someone it is probably your gf already
feeling slug like
>>225981454icbm launch detection and icbm defense systems are unreliable as fuck too, the world has already nearly ended like five times during the cold war
tactical nuke aimed right at my bollocks
went to the office today and there were some corporate baddies
>>225981496phwoar
>>225981283>rppmey>who>black bloke famous for being a spacker>who>who>washed up singer>who>old bint who was decent 30 years ago>who>scouse tart>lemon>who
corporate baddies
zamn I bet she was fit 30 years ago o algo
finally someone picked up on my findings
no new please. let this be the last one
>>225981585just made the new but I won't be linking it
>>225981533https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1793710569830001.mp4
how olds Ruby
>>225981478yeah she basically is but it's getting to the point that it's weird we haven't even kissed yet and just the idea of me trying and doing it badly and giving her the ick feels me with deep dread
>>225981608how the FUCK are you cuddling someone without even having kissed them? youre trolling or so deep into the friendzone...
>>225981462surely that just naturally progresses to fucking
>>22598160126 years young
>>225981620too young for me
>>225981620well this image wont even load
>>225981641yeah sorry idk why that is there's a nice peek of ruby's tummy too
>>225981596why did the guy keep changing?
witnessing mass confusion
cracking rorkes cranium open and feasting on the grey goo within
>>225981647NOOOO
>>225981619>>225981618because I'm a KV and even though I have this girl practically gagging for it I'm too nervous to make the move, it's genuinely tearing me up inside
new >>225981674>>225981674>>225981674
>>225981647 post it properly right now
>>225981671well maybe she will do something idk
