>>225981674
seems pretty simply to navigate tbf

that scenario is black mirror levels of weird and its not if the genders were reversed (if the guy was begging for it) innit

got poo in my pocket

Fascinated by Applejack's struggles with sexual identity.

Brits love Viets
Viets love Brits
let's go international let's go

vihaan paskasia saariapinoita niin paljon ajavat vittu väärällä puolella tietäkin

>>225981721
hello Viet friend

>Searching for posts that contain ‘rork*’ and in ‘br’. 714 results found.
this is what mental illness looks like

>>225981721
:)

I can't believe my fellow /brit/ posters don't even know the basics of nuclear deterrence and the strategy of use of nuclear weapons. This ought to be the basics for the citizens of one of the few nuclear-armed nations of the world.

>>225981732
just been saying this down the pub

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>>225981684
it is getting to a point where she might just force herself on me
either way I'm probably going to fuck it up but at least I had a brief taste of what it's like to have a gf

>>225981739
Some of them can be funny but never the ones by the usual spammer, you can always tell when it's one of his

>>225981721
I like bahn mi :)

rorke quoting The Art of War in his asda night shift interview

my dad remarried and now he’s told me his will isn’t just to me any more but his new wife and her 3 kids so it will be split 5 ways. Isn’t that a bit weird? Not trying to be ungrateful as I’m aware im not entitled to anything

Noel Philips sex arse

>>225981742
he didnt say that

>>225981747
You have to be 18 to post here mate jfc

>From scooters to shampoo - the people saving hundreds by dumpster diving
good idea!

>>225981757
first son should get everything, fact

>>225981757
the new wife makes sense, but
>three interlopers thieving 60% of your inheritance
lol. he's done you

>>225981741
played metal gear peace walker as a wee lad so i'm all set

>>225981747
are you 12? she's telling you to kiss her. just do it

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This is for the anon who was laughing at us, and smugly telling us that he doesn't care if he's supporting undersirables flooding the country as long as he gets his food.
You eat food handled by these guys kek jokes on you. This is from this morning

>Mum of boy, 15, stabbed to death in school playground ‘being trolled by her son’s jailed killer’

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>>225981741
>tf
>tp

is SHE 12? why cant she kiss you

Reckon the minimum wage is far too high. £28k a year when a job that requires a degree is £35k (w/ £50k of debt, 3-4 years of lost earnings, a 9% graduate tax, and significant amounts of unpaid overtime). Just doesn’t make sense. Grad wages aren’t going up, they’re just crushing the already crushed middle classes (again)

is he allowed to post the mice now?

>>225981808
why don't you try to get paid more instead of asking for others to be paid less

>>225981757
That's what my grandfather did
Remarried when my nan died then split whatever was left with the new family. His new wife was 40 years younger btw, her family sponged nearly everything off before he croaked. Don't particularly care as I'm a self-made man but it's a bit silly this can even happen.

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he's so based it's unreal

>>225981827
Tim what the fuck you doing?

>>225981784
*attaches a fulton balloon to your bollocks*

more Jeremy Clarkson phenotype than Tim

>>225981811
yes

>>225981747
how the fuck does this happen

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Harvey Willgoose, 15, was knifed in the chest by his ex- pal Mohammed Umar Khan, 16.

>>225981741
anglos are not known for their intellectual prowess regarding matters of any actual real importance

>>225981747
alri Brad

>>225981824
Because every time wages threaten to go up a little bit Westminster imports a billion more jeets and ugubus. Literally impossible for grad wages to go up at this point.

ex pal

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what the hell this isn't /sauna/

>>225981852
which is why all the best educational institutions are located in Angloland.

>>225981871
You're welcome to stay
x

What's you most incel opinion / behaviour?
Mine is a deeply rooted hatred of rock bands that have a slag lead singer that can barely carry a tune and dresses like a prozzie so they get a bit of popularity.

>>225981854
?

>>225981887
mine is that i dont have sex

Got the Bernard Sumner phenotype, me. Not ever going to look more masculine or mature. I’m just going to have a twink death in my late 20s and look progressive worse until I die.

>>225981887
name 5

>>225981776
the fact I'm a grown man and not a teenager is what makes it so embarrassing, I shouldn't be so nervous just kissing a girl but such is life as a virge

>>225981805
no but shes a bit more ladylike than your average girl and likely expects the man to go first than just shove her hand down my trousers idk

>>225981888
tfw you score a good early bedtime

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>>225981883

>>225981907
listen right you're cuddling the girl just start touching her a bit suggestively and if she goes along with it keep going it's really not that hard

>>225981852
Brits are highly educated, if you ignore the deano underclass. But matters pertaining to the use of nuclear weapons should definitely take great priority in political discourse and the electorate should know as much as possible on the matter. I believe many western democraties deliberately obfuscate this matter, which is why I urge all Brits to study the subject closely and raise this issue.

>>225981888
>>225981928
tim looks like he's on death's door

rorke at toil

>>225981907
I’m saying she types like a teenager

giwtwm (but legal age)

>>225981792
chinese propaganda btw

what should I know about nukes? tell me more

>>225981939
I keep telling you lad I haven't done this before, none of this comes easy or naturally to me, you can't even comprehend the utterly crushing humiliation and depression that would follow if I fuck this up and laughed out the door

>>225981963
breathing really loudly as he gets up off his chair. nobody knows if it's because he's in terrible shape or because that's his way of trying to get someone to ask how work is going

>>225981887
I get annoyed when conventionally attractive people complain about depression. I’m sure they feel it, but if you’re attractive then you’re basically living life on easy mode.

any gay homosexual niggas in?

>>225981991
you're already fucking it up how could it get any worse

>>225982000
no not me

>>225981968
shes 28

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>>225981792

>>225982000
just a regular homosexual nigga i'm afraid

got the ick because he used a 2nd hand to stabilise his bottle when pouring a drink

>>225982000
nope

>>225981991
she literally likes you if you do anything funny just laugh about it with her fucks sake i hate you stupid twat get pissed as well that helps

gimmick idea: say homeowner instead of homosexual

>>225982013
Ugly?

>Scientists have picked up signals from the smallest scale of nature ever explored – 100 billion times smaller than an atom.
>A world so small that some physicists have nicknamed it the zeptoverse.
science is gay and should fuck off

we're hosting our Finnish friends in /brit/ today so please be nice

>>225981988
read that as chinese propaganda bbw and got so hard i fainted

get too drunk and overstep boundaries

any gay home of sexuals in

>>225981757
It's not weird. How bad will he look if he left then nothing? If I were him I'd hate to have to put her kids in there but if you get inevitably close it would make things weird and leave a bitter taste in their mouth about you and spoil the illusion. You're wrong about not being entitled though, that's ridiculous, of course you are

>>225982035
Go back to where you came from nigga

>>225982002
I realise that, I think I'm just trying to delay the inevitable as long as possible or something
I'm seeing her again on Friday to watch the fireworks so I'm just gonna have a go at kissing then and hope it doesn't go badly

>>225982062
im already here?

>>225982054
wouldnt he get a boner if he was cuddling with a girl anyway?

i'm nothing

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https://youtu.be/ZVIugwIdii4

>>225981757
my step dad who ive known my whole life isnt giving me anything so i dont know bit weird maybe

>>225982085
shopped

>>225982032
no shes a slim cutie with green eyes
you have no idea how insanely lucky I am to get this opportunity and I'm going to fall at the final hurdle

the dick destroyer

>>225982085
disgusting ghoul

>>225982106
stop fucking doubting yourself like a fifteen year old you're already in lad

>>225982106
giving her a kiss is not the final hurdle

>>225981907
At this point its more awkward for you personally to not kiss her than to kiss her. You're lucky she's still interested in you, she's clearly not an arrogant slag.
As the Butthole Surfers once said, better to regret something you have done, than to regret something you haven't.

>>225982106
do you drink with her it makes stuff easier

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Iran threatening to strike U.S. bases in Europe if Trump attacks after the midterm elections. Hold on to your butts.

>>225981757
Not a lawyer, but I believe the "default" order for inheritance if you have no will goes:
1) Spouse
2) Children
3) Parents
4) Siblings
5) Grandparents
6) Aunts/Uncles
7) The Crown
So if your Dad has remarried and is outlived by his new wife without writing a will, the new wife would be entitled to the majority of his estate. According to a quick search, it's everything if his estate is worth less than £322k, and half of everything above that figure if it's worth more (with the other half being split between biological children).

So the move seems to basically be ensuring that you still get a slice of the inheritance. Whether you benefit from this change or not depends on how rich your Dad is.

>>225982131
I am 15

>>225982085
Imagine for a second being a woman (or an animal of any kind) and seeing this.
Rough.

hmm I think the 2nd part of not saying everything over and over/every time is to stop responding to a few other things or maybe I just dont care right now

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>>225981988
eh who cares about china when there's france with their nuclear warning shots

here's another brilliant use for nukes

is "vibes" literally just another word for "atmosphere"? I don't get this zoomer language at all

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the watch

the shogun just stayed inside his castle and he never came out
people said his brain was infected by devils

if youre 15 you shouldnt be calling yourself a virgin anyway, baka

>>225982171
the jizzer

>>225982169
kino

>>225982165
means vibration its black slang

>>225982133
I know but she seems so up for it that kissing will almost definitely lead to shagging now

>>225982135
thanks lad, I just need to grow some balls

>>225982136
unfortunately she doesn't really drink at all, she gets hammered after like 2 vodkas while I'm still sober

>>225982188
(8) when the emcees came (8)

>>225982169
watching this but only to find out what makes her evil, me

>>225982213
she's a woman

>>225982202
it's not black slang it's new age woowoo from white women

>>225982220
fake

>>225982071
Its really not as complicated as you're imagining it to be. Just do it you'll be fine.

>>225982227
fair enough

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mousey after a shower and a good night's sleep

>>225982228
where do you think white women got it from

Firing woowoo white woman vibes from the tips of my fingers

scoring an early bedtime and waking up at 3am
new routine for me

feminism and antiracism is white women dont ever make anything and white people just stole everything from blacks

im a weirdo freka who smells like porridge

>>225982145
Also this ensures that the step-children get some inheritance even if the new wife dies, if this wasn't in writing and the new wife died before the dad, everyone would go to the biological children.

>can't even get a girl to look in my direction
>blud has a girl practically begging him to fuck her and does nothing
actually fucking fuming

>>225982254
random shit like pagan/wicca tradition, yoga, oriental medicine

>>225982293
there's someone for everyone

>>can't even get a girl to look in my direction
couldnt be me!

>>225981730
it is mental
they killed 200,000 people in Britain and immediately replaced them with Caribbeans after the war

fittest girl ever once eye raped me on the bus and i just did nothing hate my life

my advice for the grown man who’s scared to kiss this girl, get a bbc bull to come along on the date with you ok

cowsep is losing with Master Yi top in gold 1...

>>225982297
>>225982254
Weren't hippies using it in the 60s? I always thought it came from the beach boys

he needs attention

doing the I hate fat people dance

>>225982304
Prove it

>>225982342
are you one of the gays or the girl that says shit like this

penis balls

>>225982353
yeah and i thought hippies got it from black people idk though

>>225982293
i never went on a date in uni and then when i got a job after i just asked a girl out after 3 weeks
we went on until i discovered she slept with another man the same week after i asked her out

>>225982353
yeah but it originates from folklore

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>>225982205
You could have your cock in her… You still wouldn’t have the balls to fuck

got my willy stuck up my bum

>ohh it was the hippes that got it from black people. black people invented da culture for real
you are such a dickriding simp freak

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get the 'tex posted

>>225982409
grow up

you hate white people and thats really sad

Think I'll be shagging the gfbergs arse again soon.
But this time I won't have a floppy drunk cock and will actually spaff up her arse to complete the ritual

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mental that women humiliate themselves like this

>>225982424
don't get poo on your willy

>‘Prisoners lie in bed all day, taking drugs and watching TV’: Prisons chief on shocking state of UK jails
Literally not true but ok mainstream media

>>225982431
do you wish you were her

>>225982414
no

>>225982445
>na bro you cant lie in bed we need you on the mill
lmfao

>>225982445
the 1 thing you know about because its your fucking job and your insight is "wow this is literally not true" wow

>>225982445
as someone that literally works in a prison this is absolutely true

>>225982400
having a mare over the word vibe

>>225982373
usually only severely pornsick straight men think and say shit like that

>>225982445
This
They watch youtube and stuff not live tv

>>225982472
pretty sure theres a foid in here saying it. shes obsessed (with black dicks)

mare

>>225981721
Hoi an is one of my favourite places I've ever been :)

Also phu quoc being pronounced poo cock and the boat that takes you there being called the superdong is just *chefs kiss*

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>>225982490
i know you probably desperately want this to be true but it isn't
take a break from the internet

I say "vibe"
blacker than u (im 100% white genetically though) btw but thats all beside the point

>>225982465
You mean government bender who’s on £180k a year to be “chief of prison” is looking for an easy scapegoat
>>225982467
As someone who’s brother is literally in prison right now it isn’t

did mousey get mindraped into becoming heatherpaedo's acolyte or something
a plot straight out of a cartoon

American immigration is brutal
The number of Indians increased by 350% in 7 years
By 2030 America will be 10% Indian

Sir Keir Starmer, we miss him

>>225982513
the more of that what I said is wrong is better

>NASA’s Mars rover, Perseverance, finds that Martian dust is smaller and more dangerous than previously thought, with the ultrafine particles able to stick to spacesuit materials, be carried into living areas, and bypass the human blood-brain barrier.

Mars is not terraformable. The frontier has ended. We are stuck in this third-world stew, permaniggerhell of our own creation with our pet dependents forever and ever.

>>225982542
at least they have guns o algo

>>225982534
>As someone who’s brother is literally in prison right now it isn’t
what did he do?

>>225982490
why as a white man are you saying this

actual real girls you could meet if you left your bedroom do not obsess about "BBC" or exclusively persue interracial relationships
in fact a lot of them don't even find blacks attractive

>>225982534
all I thought about prison before was from being in jail/confinement where they have absolutely nothing. maybe isolation
but in jails they do have washing up liquid and plates and shit, and even a chair somehow. they shouldnt be allowed chairs

>>225982542
Worst part is that they are being grafted into the administrative elite

>>225982574
Nothing bad