tpight hta twas the end of brti then
can never try to go till failure in the gym because I’m too scared to ask a stranger to spot me
>>225983424>he's just like me
Key is not making a huge deal about it if you do lose your boner. It happens and she'll probably be fine with it, the pressure will be on your end but if you don't let it destroy your confidence it'll come back. Just take a bit of a break, kiss her a bit, get out of your head and you'll be back in the game. We're all rooting for you
>>225983419just dont do bench press then. its not a great chest exercise either really
accidentally walked into the back room of the chinese butchers and saw half a dozen frozen grey alien carcasses on meat hooks before the owner shouted at me to leave
if you were thinking that the racebait poster cucks ITT wherent being serious then they are also virgins giving sex advice soo
>>225983424need him dead
>>225983438why would u lose ur boner with a fit naked girl r u gay or what
>>225983442he shagged her and eventually married her btw
Since the begin of my sexual awakening I have always been obsessed with big arses. Something so erotic about a woman acting all demure and sweet and caring whilst knowing she's got plappable cheeks jiggling behind herUtter madness
>>225983372I have drastically reduced the amount of wanking I do in the past few months in anticipation of finally doing it with the toilfu but I'm worried the damage might be too deeply ingrained at this pointah well, as others have said I've got to at least have a go haven't I
>>225983419Don’t put clips on the barbell then, if you can’t get it back up then lower one side and the plates will fall off.>>225983440Virgin
>>225983471just can't respect a man that doesnt like a big fat bum
rorke is finally facing justice
My reaction to finding out alcohol kills your gym gains was the same as my reaction to discovering hypergamy
>>225983496ive noticed a lot of smear media going up with the American politicians lately. must be "midterms" o algo
>>225983491too bloody right
>>225983496usual suspects
>>225983512just carbs innitfat is better, thats why milk is the best. also sugar is underrated af because quick energy should be OP
>>225983496fucken potadahead
I kill women, I have never actually killed or even harmed a women and never would, but I am a serial killer and I target women
yeah Zia Yusuf nextBloke is a 40 year old UNMARRIED Muslim… what’s he hiding?
>>225983496what makes peoples eyes look like this
omfdz some lad has made a /briy/ loooooool
alcohol is also oestrogenic or something I think
>>225983571genes
>>225983567probably just a poof
>>225983571glasses
The muslamics and the woke have banded together to censor porn. Country's gone.
>>225983586what kind of genes
just swallowed as i was about to sneeze and i've completely fucked my throat, can't stop coughing now
>>225983571glasses mate
what the fuck do you mean "feet smother porn" is banned
>>225983598eye genes
>>225983572kek he's well and truly fucked it hasn't he
Umm haiii
>>225983496>man who constantly goes on about how immigrants are coming here to rape children turns out to have been raping childrenWow absolutely shocking, nobody could have predicted gammons are like this
launching a sink at my nans head with the half life gravity gun
>>225983591what do boomers have against smothering type porn then
ahhh... Australian posts are back
>>225983460virgin award
>>225983442holy aura......
>>225983611No socks allowed in pornographies
>>225983496police love going on fishing expeditions.mental how easy it is these days to screw over your political opponents.
>>225983624bonjour
>>225983632people complaining about migrants raping kids are often pedophiles indeed!
can't even wank these days
>>225983571evil thoughts
>>225983662guess all this stuff is just like 16 year olds can still do it just not record or watch recordings I am very intelligent!
>>225983591surely this is just going to trivialise banned porn and then people are going to not feel weird watching weirder shit
>>225983632and your solution is to add more rapists into the mix. curious.
>>225983341just take it slow and be honest with her and enjoy being intimate with her if you already got to the point where tou are going to have sex with her then youve made it
mercury is in gatorade, that means only chinese guys can hit it right now
>>225983657yeah so how od u lose ur boner unless u're gay wtfor you just came
>>225983712>t. virgin
I just learned that Okichloeo quit after Dredd refused to marry herI've never heard of anything like this other than men becoming obsessed with the women
>>225983713they fucking love mercury
shakespeare's black cousin shakes-spear
>>225983719just happens mate
>>225983713Little bit of 'cury never killed anybody
just been bummed
>>225983704When did I suggest importing more gammons?
gatorade is in retrograde
>>225983767dont be disingenuous
>>225983725whats your shagger advice then mate
>>225983749sounds like something a gay person would say tbqh
>>225983424Can't believe creatures like this brought my country under imperialist rule
need gf
kill all fat people
Some of you fucking freaks are utterly obsessed with black penisGrow up
>>225983728you will never know love or happiness
reverse-transcriptase that turns my blood into gatorade
>>225983785have you tried being a black man?
>>225983712thanks lad, probably the best advice I'm going to get x
need to up the lead poisoning to counteract the microplastic induced passivity of the masses
>>225983791you just brought it up unprompted
>>225983791first based post youve ever done
>The BBC 218,000 person study, the 2024 Archives of Sexual Behaviour study shows what the data actually says about what women prioritise. The top of the hierarchy isn’t “money, status, height, looks” it’s actually:>1. Kindness / emotional stability>2. Intelligence / humour >3. Then resources and physical attractiveness Incels in the mud lmao
>>225983791right well thats just you isn't it
>>225983798how u get this girl to become so obsessed with you what chad moves did you pull
>>225983778start punching yourself at her doorstep to show your commitment to her
>>225983804>>225983808You utterly retarded chimpanzee brained subhuman>>225983728
>>225983788why do you hate us
>>225983806SCREAMING imagine believing this self reported tripeeven men will be like "oh yeah she has a cool sense of style or i love her confidence" lmao
Unbelievably fatigued today and suffering at toil due to it. Needs more sleep badly.
>>225983782they didn’t. tarquins and sepoys did
>>225983791what is actually wrong with them
>>225983810probably just attractive
October was unseasonably warm but November feels more in line with how i expect.
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK SEASIDE SISTERS!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9THEt5tk9O8
shut up mate
>>225983821Weird how you knew that post had something to do with BBC. I would have had no idea
Wizard needs food, badly
EW posted last thread with their avatar word and got 0 replies (because no one likes them). :)
>>225983845yeah maybe but unless he's like 14 you'd expect him to have had this more often if he actually was
>>225983821thats a comic book character
>>225983865nigga people post about Dredd all the time and literally just last week someone posted his penis in here
completely arsed it up award
I haven't thought about black wangs since like 5th grade.
>>225983821nothing there mentions black penis
>>225983894after the mandatory BLM lesson about how you have to suck them all as a white woman, as it is in America?
>>225983896Would love to cave your skull in with an ice pick
>>225983869She’s not posted since 13:57:55 you obsessed paedo
just killed myself, I had it coming
>>225983810I didn't have to pull any "moves" as such, she was attracted to me from the start and I could tell. The obsession element comes from the fact I've spent the past year being a kind and affectionate orbiter and gave her support through some difficult periods, this has all cumulated in her thinking the world of me and basically demanding we shag
>>225983910You really need to get a clue
>>225983930yeah and he got no replies
>>225983910since I was born I've had epileptic flash-forwards to random /brit/ threads.
>>225983889you still know more about bbc than i do
>>225983768my willy is in conjunction with your bum
they love constantly posting about black cocks and then jumping out all at once to say that "nobody is posting about black cocks" and worshipping black men because theyre beta cucks
>>225983889Yeah, pornbrained freaks post about it I’m sure. I’ve never heard of him. You even recognise his penis from a picture posted. Methinks the cuck protests too much
>>225983936corr best she's gushing every time she hears your voice
Going to go for a walk to the server room, anyone want anything?
thinking about that lad posting his bum
I am not a cuck nor a pedophile :)
if you havent facefucked a girl or had her rim you you are essentially a virgin
ziedy is a direct ancestor of king leopold ll
evening, boys
>>225983936where did you meet and why didnt u act on it earlier if you knew she was into you? are girls usually into you or is this a first?why would u orbit her for a year if u wana sleep with heror do you not actually like her
>>225983981Matcha tea please
blud can identify black porn stars from a picture of their penis alone and accuses other people have having an obsession
my bum is expecting a visitor
>>225983968Has a link to his onlyfans in the bottom right of the picture you fucking mongboy
>>225983996same
>>225983981I'll have a poo
>>225983994rorke is bothhe goons to the porn refugees make
>>225984023get them posted
dont like that Krillion game but i still play it every day
>>225983400dont like this bradley
>>225984025ok so you definitely watch interracial porn then
>>225983852i thought he was off the gambling for good
Dredd's penis isn't aesthetic. tribal BBC and anton harden have much nicer ducks that are equally large or bigger in anton's case
>>225983971her face does light up if I give her any kind of compliment, it's quite adorableshe also pretty much does whatever I tell her - like I once mentioned she swears too much and she started swearing noticeably less after that or spelling out c-u-n-t instead of saying it
oh fuck i just mixed up ancestor and descendent. proper fucking retard i am bye
>>225984019Again mate, I wouldn’t know. I don’t open pics of black cocks when I see the thumbnails, then investigate it for links, and then follow those links so I can see their OnlyFans. You do you though mate, no need to be ashamed x
>>225984047no i dont watch porn
>>225984050flag + post
>>225984050You should be put down
>>225984066You seem very very invested in defending someone who's clearly trying to subtly cuckpost
>>225984000we met at work, she's been in a LTR for the majority of the time I've known her so us both being super into each other was just this big elephant in the room we couldn't address
utterly, utterly miserable thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3PkEN41uC4>Out with his pub mates>actually just sitting alone drinking and talking to his phone for hoursvery sad desu
>>225984066>don’t open pics of black cocks when I see the thumbnails,your lossi cant get hard unless the cocks are there and its black
>>225984084not him but does she have a friend
scooping chocolate ice cream into my bum
scooping chocolate ice cream out of my bum
I did gay interracial livestream stuff when I was freshly 18, easiest money I ever made.
based Ice saving onlyusemeblades life
i gotta get out more. maybe next year.
15:00 and its already pitch black outside
>A celebrity who asked the High Court to permanently prevent two news organisations from publishing his identity and allegations of sexual misconduct has lost his case, with the court saying the man's claim for an injunction was denied.>Theme park Alton Towers has permanently closed its World Of David Walliams attraction with immediate effect.makes you think!
got a cheque from the us government giving me fucking 7 quid back for amazon prime lawsuitfrankly pathetic
weird post frequency reaching critical levels
>>225984109>>225984123Chocolateicecreamcord on a mad one
>>225984124are you black?? makes sense, these cucks ITT would literally pay you just for being black on account for their white guilt. not that you need the money any more
>>225984108she sent me a pic of her and the female colleagues shes friends with doing a bottemless brunch thing and some of them were quite tasty
>>225984082Not really, I called people who post them pornbrained freaks, which they are. You’re just angry because you admitted under zero pressure to knowing BBC porn stars, and opening the images of black cocks when they’re posted here so you can closely examine them
>>225984136Hate this stupid country!
>>225984152no, unless he has a large appendage he is worthless
>>225984154ok put me on?
bro is literally living the Obsession film IRL but without any of the bad consequences and he still can't shag
>>225984155I was right on every front though. He is cuckposting. You are defending him.It's actually most likely that you're him. Don't reply to me again
>>225984155scr
>>225984152nah I was the blonde boy
Stop going on about bbc please
>>225984173leftypol be like(they are unironically like this) >>225984178FONT failed normgroid
>>225984174um no sorry would rather not try and play matchmaker for some random on 4chan
>>225984185super saiyan mf
>>225984155lmao done that weird cunt
>>225984175topdreddbottomjason luv
>>225984185are you a chubby lil fella >>225984195its me, mousey but
do you think he cries while he watches it
>>225984084oh are you that guy who keeps having her over to cuddle whiel she has a bf or some shite lmao
>>225984155Dunelm
>>225984191head of ITV during a conversation about tv ratings be like
Had to stop watching porn because it was making me gay.
>>225984213nah pretty lithe but with a nice ass
>>225984208>weirdblacked and blacked raw have a combined total of 14 billion viewsits normal
any Balthasar Hubmaier men in?
>>225984236are you trying to get with me
>>225984219yes... that's actually what I've been using as an excuse for why I haven't tried anything yet, I told her I found the whole cheating thing uncomfortablewhich is sorta true but mainly I just have anxiety about sex
getting my hair cut in a bit and i'm going to look soooo lovely
>>225984246British guys are pretty cute.
>>225984269im not gay but post your butt
Chaturbate used to have amateur accounts that didn't earn money but didnt need to verify to cam so i would go on there and show my willy off 90% of people who stopped by were men
ive spent 2 years looking my gfs killerbut no one will do it
>>225984285I used to do the same on xhamster when it was similar
>>225984328
>>225984320rape him but make sure he cant prove it
there's tim's willy
>>225984328Proof that having a SWC sends you schizo
>>225984249why dont u touch her up while u cuddlewhy dont u kiss herhave u never done either before? how old are youjust have a bottle of wine before she comes over and you'll have all the confidence you needdont rush sexthe best advice to give a virgin who is actually about to start kissing touching etcis you are almost always going to be moving/touching her faster thatn you should, think about how fast you've moving and then halve the speed
wish a woman would rape ME
>>225984328type of nigga looking at my willy on Chaturbate 10 years ago
doing some gay porn tai chi
>>225984285seasidemark was on chaturbatehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTlrpRe6fxE
>>225984354Without the racist cuck element, I think there's truth to this.Small dicked men are fucked in the head
>>225984354I wonder if the Nigerian care workers who give him sponge baths in the care home laugh about it with each other
>>225984379probably looking at my willy
would I suck dick to save up for a computer that can play LoL? maybe. but no ugly dicks. I want to (and do) enjoy it. they are paying so they would enjoy it or else they wouldnt would they
me and the lads all got our willies out for a laugh after everyone at a halloween party had gone home (was my mate's gf's idea now that i recall)found out I have the biggest dick in my group of mates
>>225984403did you all get boners then
>>225984403used to play Kayle support (ADC with friends) and found out I have the biggest dick and women say they "cant do that"
Can you all stop swearing please?
>>225984403bet she still wanks about that to this day youve all done something really special for her
>>225984403bizarre lie
>>225984403had gone home what
I have an 8" dick and main Soraka support to platinum before getting mind raped by diamond 4s with their superior diamond cocks and im a slut
>>225984430Don't know what Kayle support or ADC with friends means or what women say they can't do. Incomprehensible post.
>>225984358insanely bad advice from a deranged evil incel
>>225984403how big is yer willard?
>>225984358I briefly felt her bum for a bit and another time I slid a finger under her top and tickled her tummy but that's as far as I had the nerve to goI've never done anything close to this before, the most physical contact I've had with a girl is hugsI really do appreciate the advice though, I think my only hope of getting a solid stonk on is a long drawn out foreplay session and she'd probably appreciate it too
