scrm
demonic bradley
Doug
unc still got it
we voted today ok
>>225990711
escort let me creampie her againfeeling grim
>>225990736chuck e cheese
>>225990736toni squawk
>>225990754it is what it is, I should honestly stop
>>225990750on what
might become goycattle>watch broadcast tv>get a football team>do a dna ancestry test>kebab from the two star 'ki place every weekand its poppy season so get that fucking poppy on, and get the two minutes silenced
take a poo nigga
The CIA is genuinely looking for people with known alien DNA through 23andMe
>>225990750
>>225990750i hope dems win everything so trump vetoes everything and we get a few quiet years
might make some scrambled egg
>>225990792tossed salad as well?
>>225990792and some tossed bollocks?
>>225990792tossed salad status?
i'm going to watch the football now ok
>>225990756That is worrying lad
>>225990792MERCY
>>225990773conmemoración for fighting generación is good thing brother
>>225990769trans rights
>>225990773would be nice to be into football but i don’t think you can ever really care about a club team unless you supported them as a child
>>225990792wanna toss my spunk into your arse?
>>225990800>>225990804>>225990805grow up
every lamppost on my street has a big poppy on it because we're not afraid of woke
you cant high alch a mcdonalds salt sachet
they're calling again
sup oofie
>>225990824Don't have the commitment to follow any teams me. Just watch the international events with /sp/ and throw some bets on now and then
>>225990840right then time to make them illegal
>reset my cookies >claims my phone and pc are blocked by a rangebanned>they arent as soon as i give my emaillmfao
>>225990861same
>Trump Claims 99% Approval in Israel, Says He'd Move There and Become PM If US Gets Tired of Himhold up. our guy is a shabbos goy?
Some people pronounce anti-climatic as anti-climactic
Destroy all foids
I saw Mousey at a Co-op in Stalybridge yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off.When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word.After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>UK fridges have been hacked toohaha initially they claimed it would take 2 years to hack uk fridges (somehow) the official line is that "aging tech" has caused this vulnerability according to the BBC
>>225990920islam is right
>>225990886thats not what a shabbos goy is
>>225990920bizarre
>>225990920thanks for sharing this deeply interesting image anon
>>225990929ive seen it
I've never had sex
did you know that in india trans people will extort people's children and demand money with threats of transitioning them
>>225990920i hope that's a female fantasy but that's actually evil
put 500 quid on a goal to be scored in the opening 5 minutes of any tonights 8pm matchesnot looking good is it, not to worry will just avoid landlordberg again at the end of the month methinks haha
>>225990957*bums you*you have now
>>225990815mad how fit Vicki Fowler was
>>225990957I hugged a girl for the first time last year at 24I hope to kiss a girl for the first time next year after I go to University
>>225990936righteous goy then?
rorke has views about scientism how many scientific books has he read?you guessed it, zero
scientific books he says
privateers were basedyou could by a skiff and the government would give you a licence to raid iberia, france and the baltic
>>225990997>I hugged a girl for the first time last year at 24Mad hows that even possible I've hugged plenty of girls just never had sex
>>225990996why the short hair though
>>225990769The issues that matter
Do nofap for a month and you'll be a shagger in no time
>>225991003hes just a chabad slave serving his jewish masters that made him successful
>>225991045based award
>>225991016lucky that post expressed itself awkwardly, might have had to look in the mirror for a moment there *phew*
>>225991008think these count as books, fucking idiot
>>225991024i went on a date with her for 4 hours (insane i only spent £20 on her) and she hugged me after and texted me saying she is desperate to go againthen half way through the second date she left and blocked me a day laterim too scared to ask another girl out
>>225991058>i went on a date with her for 4 hours (insane i only spent £20 on her) and she hugged me after and texted me saying she is desperate to go again>then half way through the second date she left and blocked me a day laterfoidbergs have gone insane
>>225991057gcse today are equivalent to S3 in 1980
>>225991047not really but you'll blow a nuclear load
this nigga is bored
stop being such a failed romantic
>>225991067yeah in my defence i didnt know she was a lunatic she never mentioned her free lifestyle before the date and i attempted to cope with it but of course had to admit she was a girl who didnt care about anything but holidays abroad and clubbing with her best friends
>>225991047Debunked
start being a successful romantic
>>225991091she cute but has really small nipples
>>225991127hs
>Tusk Reports “Disturbing Movement” Near Kaliningrad Border as Poland Deploys Additional ForcesUh oh
>>225991025She was punky I guess. Shes cute
seen a vanta black nigroid on the tube casually watching porn
>>225991150bbw?
>>225991142Putin is deranged
>>225991147she is indeed
I'm a 24 year old incel fffssssss
>>225991150let people enjoy things rorke
>>225991142Yeah. poland announced it was doing a "special operation" near the kalininingrad borderhard to justify because it isnt directly connected with russias main border
>>225991150it was not him it was his algorithm
I write my dreams down when they are interestingI was reading an entry from 4 years ago and it was like: "i'm 25 and im standing up in my room and i realise nothing has changed in my life, and i'm sad, and then a man (think it was dad) says: "it gets worse"I turn 25 soonNot much has changed
>>225990767Where did you see an indication that the Marboros were filterless?
>>225991219nigga do i look like jennifer melfi?
>>225991234Fucksh that shupposed to mean
/mug/ bros always eating good
RUBY GRANGER I HATE YOUR THUMBS!!
>>225991160looked like a latina blowjob video
>>22599118943 lad join the club
>>225991142Got my tinned beans ready
>>225991249oh my days
>>225991188Those are women
>>225991223nowhere I'm just saying that some people smoke those
>>225991188mel c cuter than everyone else even back then
>>225991234great post
puby
>>225991219only ever wrote one dream down I woke up and it felt so important but it was complete nonsense really
>>225991234Wouldn't know
newhttps://boards.4chan.org/his/thread/18772677/
britain is, at its core, a cold dark, stark, forbidden island
corrrrrrrr>>>/s/22462548>>>/s/22462548
eating ruby's arse
>>225990933>aging techI am just now finding out that people have their fridges connected to the internet. Why? Why would you feel the need to do that? If, of course, you have the choice.
texted a gril this morning and she replied 'look, I know youre a sweet guy but I need you to know that were never going to be more than friends' I replied with a thumbs up emojiphoned in work sick and have been lying in my bed all day doing nothinghate my life, hate being 5 ft 5, hate that my hairline is receded, hate that my face looks like mick hucknalls, hate that genetics entirely determine your destiny
made burritos and theyre good
Miatta Fahnbulleh sex arse
>>225990933if this affects my ocado order I will be fuming
>>225991302he's not wrong, also the spice comes if they constantly bloom the spices in oil which on a western diet doesn't happen
>>225991188sporty > scary > ginger > posh >baby
always make sure to give myself more if im dishing up food or desserts in the kitchen. Even if theres the same amount on each plate I'll eat a little bit more out of the container or if im not that hungry ill force it down just so I know I had more than everyone else.
>>225991312doesnt help that youre a boring cunt either
>>225991189bro was born in 2002 :skull:
>>225991312
>>225991312im watching this episode right now
>hate my life, hate being 5 ft 5, hate that my hairline is recededKtinm
migth do a gimmick where i watch the harry potters films
>>225991353grim
>>225991349what happens in it
>>225991312are you doing alright financially at least or is money too tight to mention?
>>225991142Russians will march through Warsaw again
drinkin mug of coffeewatchin mug on telly
>>225991266Ah ok
>>225991366scccccccccccccccc
>>225991251need her to put them up my arse
ayyy mi estomago
>>225991298explain this to me in star wars terms why would anybody give a single fuck about dalriatians or picts or any of that shite
>>225991359gonna make a list of all the problematic things they widely left out from the books?
>>225991363its an anthology episode based on the film "short cuts"so lisa gets gum in her hair, skinner passes off krusty burger as his own, and there's a few pulp fiction referencesvery good episode!!
>>225991362Isn't it
nae neggy vibes
cant wait to take my kids to the world of david walliams soon they've been dying to go
>>225991312screaming
Hold tight assnee
ate two king size reese's nuteageous bars and now I feel a bit sick
thank fuck for lockers, saves me a trip to that shithole called tg jones
The imagined privileged position of humans in the universe is done Digital and physical ASI will replace all serial biological intelligence
>>225991410reckon he is in the rape trial
>>225991369love a nescafe with milk and two sugars
>>225991439and youll still be a virgin
>>225991439fuck off greeknonce never darken our door again you horrible little freak and kill yourself also
>>225991461sounds rank that
sucking a hot choccy myself
Ha, look at your nose (Check your nose, senpai)You donutNose long like garden hose
Gonna go purge then go eat
wonder when the proteinslop trend will die
>>225991461you tried those frothy ones?
Bought a poppy but it blew away in the wind because they only give you those stupid pins
>>225991439is we getting robopussy
He's right though. If morality is a subjective and arbitrary social construct and the purpose of society is to guarantee the survival of the species rather than any unchanging principle then no form of sexual morality matters since it doesn't threaten the survival of society. You could say you don't like to get rape but what if a group of rape enthusiasts got together to form a society where rape is morally correct and they must rape to preserve their collective existence. Then you have no argument, it's simply your suvjective social construct against their subjective social construct.This is an extreme example but extrapolate this to things like abortion. If the rules of a society are subjective and not set by any unchanging God, they will eventually be determined by survival of the fittest where only the most cynical and pragmatic conquers and exterminates the competition to mantain its existence, an existence that is meaningless and ultimately no different from that of an animal
>>225991500wind has gone woke
>>225991439Ah yes, the reproduction of the machine appearing as the mechanisation of reproduction.
Why do they bring the poppies out for American voting, shouldn't they mind their own business a bit more
>>225991514They should provide safety pins so you can actually attach it to your clothes
>>225991504nah just text on a screen brah
>>225991498nah just stick with classic
perusing the latest crop of JAV titles
>>225991509*yawn*
>>225991500You can't even say you're english anymore, they'll arrest you.
>>225991539doesn't it bother you that it's censored?
you have a room temperature IQ if you can't figure out how to pin a poppy to your clothing
is we getting universal credit cristmas bonus dis ye
>wondering why /brit/ is so quiet>another /mug/ with manure 2 goals down
>They should provide safety pins so you can actually attach it to your clothes
you lads doing anything bonfire night?i've got no friends so i'm doing nothingi'd buy fireworks to light off but i don't know where to get them
>>225991553me?
*ears perk up* horse soldier horse soldierr??
>>225991552I don't need to see a vivid image of a cock to appreciate what's happening, my mind can fill in the blanks
>>225991439And this is good how?
>>225991555Yes mate. £10 whole pounds. Don't spend it all in the same Lidl.
yo cody did you vote in the midderms for the libdards? braylen told me you were a libdard
I find it kind of mentalI find it kind of mad
>>225991575wanking off to horses. now say it
>>225991575yes I'm going to see fireworks with a girl then probably have sex with her
>>225991575no im not doing a thing this year except play wow forever (human warlock)
>>225991575i will be putting on my ear protectors to drown out the noise while i sit alone in my roomsame as im doing right now
>>225991493no purging
>>225991622this actually but pretending im a dog that is freaking out because of the fireworks while my girlfriend comforts me, but I wont behave
>>225991557she needs to spit in my mouth
done 3 poos today. im a pooing machine
IMAGINE MY COCK
>>225991586what about a nice arse and a puss
https://www.reddit.com/r/GymFails/comments/1wkm0rt/guy_snaps_his_quads/nigga got his ticket to SNAP CITY
let the sex havers deal with the real world
>>225991654Thats good.You need to do 2-5 poos a day to empty your bowels
yewah its a shame the female police officer didnt take me home and start raping me
normies really have no personality beyond complaining about mudslimes. "I'm craving some fish & chips" "you better hurry or else the government's gonna ban fish & chips and claim it's haram"
tv dinner jokes? ooh... take that, swansons!
>>225991672I'm more of a boob man anyway and those arent censored
>>225991705fish is literally the most kosher thing forever in all religions even Chinese niggas
are there still chip shops that fry their food in beef fat drippings?
got some new creps today, fit check?
Chinese niggas love eating they shark
>>225991727not if its deep fried in lard
any haemorrhoid man in?
>>225991721good man
feeling chinese and trans today
>>225991737not for long with the woke mob on the go
>>225991761>deep fried in lardScottish niggas love that>>225991769>what are haemorrhoids fistulas btw!
>>225991769yes my bumhole feels like a relief map of wales
>>225991775clown pussy would just about save my life
>>225991705>normies like to complain about big problems yeh well done mate
RORKETHEMCIROPHONE
who tuched my chocolits
>>225991797would love a cheeky muzzie gf with a nice arse
>>225991575I'll be here
if I drink a bottle of buckfast one night and wake up and have another the next day, I can get enough of a buzz to mentally mind rape people in LoL but not be drunk enough to get banned, and I think ill start doing that next year
>>225991797why are they in ninja halloween costumes
>>225991575will be tying myself to a stake in my garden and setting myself on fire
normies? love em
*unfunny post*howling at 99999999999 mph sccccc*extremely pathetic post*ktim!!! that is ACTUALLY, LITERALLY me!!*obvious bait post*im going to engage with this as if its completely genuine
also, any women in the thread?
>>225991874alri guy fancy having another crack at blowing up parliament
What’s it like bong friends, to live in a Charles dickens novel?
you won't last 5 minutes playing this game
Chinese niggas
>>225991921it gets a little tiresome having to wear an enormous top hat everywhere
>>225991594term is one of the only words we say with a distinct hard T
The British Empire was fundamentally Jewish and we have to respect Adolf Hitler for destroying it.
The USSR under Lenin and Stalin was the embodiment of Plato's Republic. Guidance by philosopher kings who lived in austerity.
mm big boobies
My life a Dickens novel
knees weak, arms are heavy
my life a gay dickens
yo cody stacey said cregg has an anteater wiener
>>225991900all me
What exactly is going on here
rorke doxxed
>>225991987was just saying this down the pub
im gonna go get a job with the FBI and fuck dogs I would make a good spy on account of my good acting and no response to fear stimuli
>profiel bewerken
nvm it's a Halloween costume
screaming how you can call grok a stupid fat nigger retard and tell him go kill yourself and be just replies "Ok."
>>225991987who are you talking to?
>>225991987what did plato say about having mega melties and ordering tens of thousands of people shot for no reason
and I will go down to the barn and fuck a horse and I will kick down that barn door to fuck a horse I will suck a horse I will suck horse cock just to take its cum when it cums a gallon or even more
wanked ended about a two minutes ago but my penis is still hard, just smaller and not as sensitive
>>225992068he's been reading /brit/
!!!
toby no
>>225992096can your penis get any smaller?
>>225992096uoooh
>>225992134...yh
>>225992094what horrible trauma did your parents inflict upon you to make you this way?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/57a_UWxadik
>geverifieerd
mutual masturbation is hotter and more intimate than sticking it in them
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9nGWYCxtlUI
UOOOOH HORSE COCK EROTIC. JUST THE SMELL ALONE WILL DRIVE WOMEN NUTS
lock up your horses, Mousey's in town!
anything good on tv
>>225992017roar
genuinely got to wonder how mousenonce ended up like that
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RcdjztqDuqo
>>225992195ok at this point (in society) this is fine so long as theres no cuck shit
>>225992212House MD
>>>/an/5168057>>>/an/5168057>>>/an/5168057
>>225992212Hungry
mousey used to be a loveable rogue :/
>>225991057https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7ErE9AC6tdI
>>225992220horse cock theyre just bigger and more superior of course cock
russians hacking into my toothbrush
>>225992248downright deceptive liehe was always a nutcase
>>225992226rather obvious isn't it. you're doing something you do alone and letting them see unlike penetration where you're always performing
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8ba4yFEHqFY
>>225992248I was always a slutty servicer for horse cocks bitch, BITCH>>225992270ok so go do it
>>225992224please don't post ai videos in our threadit's ok to make the mistake once
>>225992260the hack goes undetected for a decade as you never use it
>>225992220combination of unchecked OCD, long term isolation and using the internet for hours on end daily
how can i stop being sexually aroused without chopping my balls off
>>225992279would love to beat him to a pulp
>>225992301have a wank
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SY0IFCibUfc
mousey is handsome
>>225992248miss the mad scientist era of mousey. his little experiments to get more flouride from toothpaste mixed with pissy stinging nettles or what have you
>>225992311that's actually funny
>>225991575I London every bonfire night just some random fireworks display No bonfire, no effigies Sometimes they even combine it with divali celebrationsCompletely uproot the thing from it's historical base and try present it as just a fireworks display
that jailhouse orange peels and toothpaste hack it just a caustic mouthguard applied directly to the buccal surfaces thatll burn you and probably give you an infection
found my lip balm from last year and not even used 1/5th of itsurely it expires after like 2 years
>>225992379you sound like a girl... you should put that on and kiss me...
>>225992379wouldn't know since my lips self-lubricate
>>225992400just go see a female psychiatrist they love neutering men
>>225992394i'm a massive ugly bloke
>>225992418kek true
>>225992436right well you just dick baited me then
we are so fucked it's not even funny
>>225992079>people shot for no reasonweren't though
right well I accidentally ingested some energy drink so if this can of beer isnt gonna send me into psychosis im so cooked and its not even funny
>>225992456carrick sacked after this surely
the bulgarian seems to normal to post here. like here’s this cheery normalfag talking about food and music amongst the accumulated squalor of mentally ill shitposting
mugchads in
>>225992458this looks so comfy ngl
>>225992492he is lovely and knows about drugs ok
>>225992536>>225992536>>225992536
>>225992541>>225992541>>225992541
>>225992524he’s too good for us i don’t get why he comes here
sup poo screamie
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