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first for blexas
got 2 weeks off work starting tomorrow, going to eat a mcrib and play wow with wifeberg
Women want meFish respect me
>>225995647average wow player
But I guess because of the internet, we can all enjoy El Greco
the wurst is after j.o.ing and one goes to piss and the stream goes in two different directions and end up pissing on the floor
why are zoomers like this
That one British poster reminds me of the fox from Plague Dogs
>>225995657you and i have very different interpretations of the word "enjoy".
>>225995624Don't make me get bannedYout can piss while diamond hard
djo is sum of most awful pop music ever heard
>>225995665a foxy fellow
>>225995663I did that and got to leave early. The system rewards such behavior
Piss bright like a diamond
When I was in school they would send me home because I kept falling asleep in class
corr may put an sum blawan fer sum harsh industrial technopropa like dat shidd. like ambient sheets of metal shimmerin' thru the void
The new walking cane
>>225995694What language is this
>>225995637
blawan fae yorkshirenat scotchbutclose enuff ehnordic genetics in yorkshire innitand the scotch also nordics
I'm missing out on the millions to be made in the inaccurate polling industry
>>225995705it scotch isnae it/innit
We need to start compiling nominees for the /cum/ 2026 Rewind. All the biggest memes, happenings, fights, bans, shitposts - lemme know what you've got.Personally, I was a big fan of Clussy when it hit the board.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xWLh-4j84jsListening to a lost druggie classic
women need to start having with me asap, this is getting ridiculous
>>225995665i dinnae ken wha dat is(translation: i don't know what that is)
Wonderful another us air force refueling plane above my house ty trump
>>225995724i wanna blow her balloon animals so bad
youtu.be/HL0NERPkDbc>>225995710do you call kids barn
>>225995724i hardly remember what happened last week.
>>225995730https://youtu.be/8TVC3EjyOOQ
thread ruined
>>225995724propa mental dat like we been thru 3 waves of feminism and women still cant stop demselves actin' like morons on the internet
steven crowder just said 67
>>225995744wee bairns innitorweeunswee'ns
Crowder's wife needs a fucking smack.
if i was a girl i would be a 6.5/10 needy pickme who would kill myself if you ever left me please dont leave me
>>225995764but you arent a girl so im leaving
>>225995764I knew a chick like thatWasn't fun to deal with
>>225995724
too many uncsnot enough youfs
>>225995744SHE'S TAIRNED THA WEENS AGEENST US!
>>225995703There was this pawnshop I used to frequent that had this absolutely beautiful walking cane for sale for years, it had a mermaid carved on top and in the middle was a gold inlay of an old ship and it had some sort of stainless steel end cap, it sat there for years and I would always think about buying it but never did, wouldn't have a use for it of course but it was a beautiful piece and I could have deluded myself in to using it when I was old, but I never bought it, anyway the shop burned down one night because of some sort of electrical fault and I never got to buy it, it was burned to a crisp with the rest of the place presumably
>>225995744corr luv a gibbon as wellpropa intrestin' animals
>>225995776>the shop burned down one night because of some sort of electrical faultThe old jewish lightning strikes again
>>225995706stupida facking pulp
>>225995776woah there shakespearei aint readin allat
vote for me and i will secure the existence of israeli people and a future for israeli children
youtu.be/domjqjQ_WRIthe unforgibbonyou label mei label you..
>>225995663>average timmycel once he finds out his girl of 4 years has been getting her g apot bashed by tyrone
>>225995819Indian post
Did you know that nationalism can be a symptom of autism? One known rabidly nationalist autist of note was Padraig Pearse, who wrote the gaelic lyrics fir what was to become that awesome Dubliners song
>average timmycel once he finds out his girl of 4 years has been getting her g apot bashed by tyrone
>>225995808I bite my thumb at you.
>>225995772WHERE MA YN'S AT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwrWm-IDPWQTonight's tunes
>>225995815you cant even secure a gf
>not inheriting your grandfathers walking caneCouldnt be more sovless if you tried
>>225995838i mean surely diss doesnt make senselike how did he post it wiv the caption if his phone stolen
No way my grandfather didn't pawn his walking cane off for cheap booze
>>225995815Hows mar-a-lago jair ?
>>225995859they're in cahoots
>g apot
might head on over to /gif/ this evening and see what's good
future president just won georgia by 40
Shit blood again award
>>225995881Nice bobs
last two times i saw my grandfather, he was dying on cancer, had lost weight. during the meal on thanksgiving, and on christmas, he had seizures. very scary and distressing. a few months later he died.
>>225995881phwoar WOULD inseminate
There aren't enough winter themed games
>>225995894thats the way the cookie crumbles
>>225995890Need me to plug the leakage?
Got a red robin bacon cheessburger and fries for free tonightI had 17 dollars left on a gift card you see
Its 6 - 2 in favour of dems right now
>>225995737Plague Dogs is a story written by the author of Watership Down
>>225995899>>225995892o rly
>>225995902about once a year i'll remember the lost planet series and think "*siiiiip* yep that was sum gud games".
we all die in life x
mousepedo
>hundreds of millions being bet on electionswhy is this legal?
>>225995923She is clearly of age
>>225995941End of civilization behaviour
>>225995884He talks like obama
Thank god the MAGA turd will have finally passed after tonight
Bibisi Netanyahu
1 BILLION MORE INDIANS TO AMERICA
>>225995923my n***a, what kinda underage talks bout a job like dat
>>225995799>i heard the nurse say ya went numbah 2 in ya pants.. is that what happened?
>>225995944tell that to the Judge
I've taken what Cliffy B might call an epic megadose of these here crazy pills.
>>225995941why notas long as its not influencing the result who cares>>225995944idk she definitely looks high-school aged to menot that i would know fbi pls don't track me
Not looking good for the blue team
One billion more Brazilians to my bedroom
>1 BILLION MORE INDIANS TO AMERICA
>>225995976corr sounds like wun of me erotic fantasies
brazilian boy butt rape
>>225995987They're winning 8-2 thoughever
>>225995941you are in the mid stages of a collapsing empire
>>225995979do you post on /tennis/?
Scatfags out. /cum/ is a pissdrinker general
india won
What if America became a fempire after an empire
>>225996006Its early votes. Once the patriots comes in its over
I got a job offer from ZOG itself to work in the bowels of military intelligence within one week of the Russians storming into the Ukraine.The COVID lockdowns were just as horrible as ever in February 2022. At that point, I had been out of work for over a year. The repression after January 6 was terrifying. Repeatedly, the left expressed fantasies of murdering white American “domestic terrorists” with drone strikes. The entire time on USAJOBS, there was a big banner up top saying all federal employment applicants needed a COVID vaccine or proof of COVID-free status. Within two weeks, all of that COVID bullshit was gone. It was like an invisible hand reached out, grabbed the key on COVID, turned the key back, and pulled it out of the ignition.The same for the transgenderism stuff. That entire psyop’s ultimate origin was a handful of Jewish billionaires in New York, Chicago, and California. Mike on TRS discussed one of them, the big Disney Jew, Isaac Perlmutter (an IDF veteran, by the way). It had zero organic support, and was totally astroturfed by Jewish money, and they were able to ram it down the public’s throat because they had so thoroughly and viciously banned, debanked, fired, locked up, or intimidated any critic of them into silence.When Biden “won” in 2021, I was terrified, and I think the American people had no clue the misery they were in store for. They were planning to plunge this country into a neo-Hungarian nightmare of repression. The FBI was going to become the AVH. It was going to be a horrendous night of tyranny, repression, impoverishment, and brutality.The only reason we have been spared is because of Vladimir Putin and Yahya Sinwar. The American people are powerless against the tyrannical state that rules it. It is exogenous, geopolitical forces that forced ZOG’s hand, not anything we did.
SHE SNIFF ME UNDIESWHEN IM IN NEEDYEH IT A TRIFLIN'FREN INDEEDMAN SHE A POOP SNIFFAWAY OVER TOWNAN' SHE SNIFF AN ME....NOW I AINT SAYIN' SHE A POOP SNIFFABUT SHE AIN'T MESSIN' WIV NO PEE N***ANOW I AINT SAYIN' SHE A POOP SNIFFABUT SHE AIN'T MESSIN' WIV NO PEE N***A
waiting for kino riots in the streetstotal american death
Apparently Latinos are coming out in force for dems
>>225996013no
>>225996005Many are saying this
The Ohio jeet is losing badly lmao
>>225996033haha i love you anon what a jokester
>>225996043She looks like she has braces
5 trillion more pajeets to your neighborhood
>>225996058she doesn't
>>225996055
Me and the Ohio Playas gonna tell you bout a worm
>>225996043>>225996066terrible photos tbf
>>225996081remember you're a guest here
>>225996055The goat Steve Kornacki of MSNBC warned of a blue mirage in Ohio
LEAP OF FAITH, DO YOU DOUBT?CUT YOU IN, I JUST CUT YOU OUT
time to play cheaters strike cheaters only offensive
>>225996101
DO NOT REDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
lets talk Mckenna Grace, should she have sex with me?
>>225996118Brahmin look like that?
>>225996113It's Slovenščina. The seething Southerner who made that image couldn't get even that much right.
>>225996118ohio chuds having to pick between the woke woman or the indian just decided to stay home.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Nichols
Any habib shartouni enjoyers online ?
>>225996095Yeah slap that ass girl
the malaysian kid who attacked his teacher with an axe was a soybooru poster
A group of black kids asked me for the gate code to the community pool. I lied and said I didn’t know
>>225996055the ad with his opponents mom was such a terrible idea and completely backfired on him
>>225996172I think him being jeet mattered more
>>225996169You should've called the police and said they were acting aggressive
any tips for finding an old post in the archive?it had a pic if that matters
My skin's run fast ragged and raw.
>>225996169thank you for your service
>>225996183him being a jeet is why he thought it was a good idea when everyone around him begged him not to go forward with the ad
Thank god for the police. If it weren’t for them we’d all be lying in our beds with our throats slit from ear to ear
>I think him being jeet
Vivek getting his shit pushed in is a nice little treat honestly.
Stop licking the boots of billionaires and start licking the feet of pretty girls
>>225996186That doesn’t narrow it down much
>>225995637>Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
>>225996233checked, kek'd, respekt'd.
>>225996220
>>225996220this is a nonsensical segue post that was made by AI o algo
>>225996208Redditjeet triggered
skibidi ohio
christ it's already dark outsidewho is the manager of weather i didn't vote for this
>>225996220What about licking the butts of pretty girls?
>>225996255when is she not?
>>225996092even worse
Got my "dream" job and I want to kill myself
back from the gym
>>225996273Little twerp
I'm stoned out on gummies retarded and I'm about to have some tequila in the bathtub
>>225996224it was a brazilian or mexican posting black and white photos of skandis/slavs with asiatic featuresprobably was leonardomaybe someone remembers
>>225996273oooohhhh nnnnyoooo~
>>225996095look gud from front but ass a big let down
>>225996282that sounds dangerous please don't do that
>>225996240thank
>>225996273that's why im shooting for the one that pays the most because they all fucking suck
>>225996126very ugly
>>225996287gay ass nigga
>>225996290How is that dangerous, that is awesome, if anything
the BRAZILIFICATION of america commences!
>>225996153he look like 1969 bob dylan
>>225996282corr very 70s hunter thompson-esque
When you really think about it brazil is largely a white nation
work convinced me to come in and toil for 4 hours todaywhat the fuck is wrong with me
I sometimes forget that at least half of you are high or drunk at all times
>>225996283found it by reverse searching his trip kek
only drugs i have are my meds, and they aren't fun at all
>>225996337you makin dat chedda
>>225996306passing out in the bathtub can cause anon to accidentally drown :(
We are the afterbirths
Just caught myself freaking out, having a bad trip. It's amazing what a great part of tripping is just having the right attitude
suck a black penis then
Boutta hop on a call in a minute here.
>>225996356What are your poor parents in the other room thinking right now
oh my lanta texas has fallen
>>225996351Well the tequila should counteract that lol
accidently ran 57 miles in 3 days. feelin' ill ankle hurts a bit. propa mental dat wunfeel like super hans in dat episode of peep show where he gives up drugs and decides tae take up runnin'
>>225996356
The race is over. He shouldn't have started this retarded war if he didn't want to lose.
“They come running as fast as they can”“Cause every girl is crazy about a small dick man”
>>225996406Who?
>>225996397boomers be like wtf is this real??????
>>225996382They're not thinking much rn, at least not consciously
republicans really looked at a pajeet laughing at a woman raped by her stepdad and said "yep, this is our guy"
thoughts?
>>225996420Your mom.
Was tony soprano gay? I never watched the show
>>225996420Stannis Baratheon
>>225996436what the frick dude
>>225996397LolYou know, I mighta missed this year's VHS. Time to watch that then
>>225996436OBLITERATED that freak
>>225996435Why is every GTA map an island ?
we need more random foreigners ducking in to give us their two cents
>>225996442Sorry, I am usually not that rude.
Kanye West is such a coomer
>>225995976Watch it ade
>>225996415Chad
>>225996385hinojosa seems like the most republican democrat I've ever spent 10 seconds vaguely researching
26 - 13 dems
Is it too late to register to vote
>>225996453doesn't matter how many gaijin they are, I've filtered all non/cum/ flags. I'm an impenetrable bussy.
gotta lay off the goyslop
all foids remind me of my exthat's what it all boils down to
STOP THE COUNT
Orangeman is going to blame Canada
>>225996530BLEH!
>>225996535Uh oh is the lame duck golem who’s about to get impeached and imprisoned going to be upset?
>>225996535Good. The deeper he digs himself in the better.
>>225996535>he thinks amerifats think about CanadaCBC tier delusion
>>225996535He's gonna blame the Latinx like Musk already has on twitter
finally found the shoe my cat had been eating and VOMITING ALL OVER THE PLACE THAT STUPID FUCKING ANIMAL
Tom Petty was cool. I saw him live and it was great. https://youtube.com/watch?v=OLRuDQ9QYqM
>>225996385>>225996498Gina Hinojosa: sex
Mommy Amy is winning
>>225996561
thankfully after today i won't have to hear about michigan for another 2 years.
>>225996575How about Tom Petty and he picks fights over nothing
>>225996578it's the latina century
central european hardgroove dancing is so sovless and cliqueydinnae like itall posers
>>225996591What if they renamed Michigan to Mishima
>>225996594how about Leonard Cohen and he's a cheap jew fuck
Ma'am you are under being my girlfriendYou have the right to remain boobies
>>225996452coz thats where gta is set
>>225996535Good
>>225996598why do electronic music people keep making microgenresit's just bleeps and bloops
>>225996597
America collapses? Canada wins.America succeeds? Canada wins.
actually have a weird nostalgia fer gta iii even tho never went far wiv it. similar time discovered google earth did 3d stuff. was mindblowing looking at buildings and mount everest and that
>>225996591my wingies will turn it around, you'll see
My favourite hip hop song. https://youtube.com/watch?v=0xZHe8Q8MlkI always liked "hip hop" as a genre name because it makes me think about bunnies and rabbits and hares "hopping" around
what if there was a virus that turned women into vantavlack jungle kweens with goant asses? would you stay with your partner if she suffered such an illness?
Emailed my Jewish friend apologizing for being a radical and he didn't respond
>>225996635What beats robbin granny to the smooth grooves of Hall & Oates, amirite
Did Jewish record executives completely kill the rap genre as their reaction to Kanye’s “Nigga Heil Hitler”
>>225996620fink its an old genre actually
why does our country allow polymarket to exist again?
literally no one cares about the GTA game lmao
>>225996652i never needed tae rob grannys coz of my casino loophole i found
>>225996666NTMA
Hey
>>225996659corr hes me
>>225996674holla back
>>225996674Ayo sheeeiiiitttt
WE JAMMIN'WE LIKE DEE DONUT WIV JAM INSELASSIE I EEEEEEEESH
>“JD, get up here! It’s a big, beautiful pyramid—the biggest pyramid, frankly. Aztecs, they knew construction. Tremendous stonework. Lil Marco’s up top waiting. He says Quetzalcoatl needs you. It’s a tremendous honor. The best honor. Marco’s been very clear about it: ‘JD’s the one.’ Those were his exact words. Come on. Just walk. One foot in front of the other. Big beautiful steps. There you go.”
>>225996658Trump's son is financially involved with them.
fink ders a prehistoric flying non-dinosaur named afta quetzlcoatl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooguQWAcpQ0RIP King, you will be missed.
>>225996691>QuetzalcoatlQuetzalcoatlus, my beloved...>>225996701MY MANNNNNNNNN this is probably the best post you have ever made
>>225996701Those were in the JP series pretty early on iirc
Would you be fucked up about it for real if your mommy came home with a big fat belly for you to enjoy?
>URE-097
>>225996658>>225996700Polymarket was created by a jew named Shayne Coplan
>>225996717wt is jp
>>225996452easy way to have map limits that are out of the way
only 50 more years and then I can die
>>225996721Last week I bought a girl an expensive huge mexican platter and got insanely hard -- more diamond dicked than i have ever been in my entire life -- watching her eat it all
>>225996730Jurassic Park movie series
>>225996712mental how they tall as giraffe, massive heads, and could fly
>>225996725>yuu shinoda:D>NTRD:
>Bottoms
>>225996749dont fink they was in first wunand der dinosaurs not clear always accurate anyway. dey made velociraptors too big
>>225996776i'd lance her bottom
Do you ever feel like you're being inescapably engulfed in a bottomless pit of terror and despair?
>>225996683Do you have a collection? This one is genly (short for “genuinely”) ancient.
>>225996776Does she?
My dick is so big that the government forced me to be trans as a matter of national security
>>225996782>>225996794dont reply to goshpedo
Looks like dems are taking house and senate
bottomless pit nat my fave death grips album if im honest. i like the style and agression but the songs seem tae lend intae eachudder tae me and as an album it is wun of death grips wuns that brings the least novelty. it feels like it is tryina like combine all previous elements dat made death grips gud on diffrent albums radder den tryna create its own USP
The next president of the united states will be a jew 100% without a shadow of a doubtThey are done with using goys as marrianette puppets and will assume direct controlWill make my job as an antisemite extremely easy but im none too happy about it
>>225996806corr just like me willard
I might throw an adult temperature governor down bottle out before sunday lies
can't wait for the election results desu.
>>225996818corr what language diss?
>>225996824same desu
>>225996812My highly successful jewish friends are all diehard lefties with blonde blue eyed goy wives
>>225996818what did you mean by this gibberish?
>>225996807dey were taking the piss with that album innit the whole thing was sort of a joke compared to their previous albums and they even wrote on the back "shallow listening" it wasn't meant to be as great as their previous albums
Libertarians still getting a sizable chunk of the vote
>>225996792it's curated
Country folk will have their legs falling off from diabetes and still won't vote for cheaper insulin
>>225996815LOL
>>225996843as long as someone ELSE is paying for it, right?
>impulse gerrymandering backfiring for MAGApedesHaha
>>225996841>>225996792you guys should kiss
I could drink a beer reay fast
Niggas on the Moon is clearly the greatest Death Grips album wif da most amazing production and musical creativity and the most complex and experimental tunes and the most crazy esoteric lyrics
>>225996854No, you can negotiate drug prices with corporations but the US doesn't do that
Fart rape the next person you see
>>225996864BJORK
I could drill my furniture into the floor and landlordberg would never know because they used stupid carpeted floors on everything
>>225996861I could drink MANY beers
This is more exciting than the general election since the stakes aren't as high so its all in good fun
SPREAD EAGLE CROSS THE THREAD
>>225996866>we want this drug for a lower price>"No, that's as low as we'll sell it." >Oh, OK then. Here's your money. The alternative is that people just die, unless you're suggesting some extremely draconian method for enslaving drug companies and forcing them to work for a set wage. We have a term for that.
Sometimes it's like "heeeeeelllllp!" hahahahaha it's like "aaaaaahhhh!"
>>225996887IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
>>225996888Capitalism with limits isn't the same as gommunism
>>225996830corr didnt kno disspropa gud bearingtonshire diss
there's basically like 0 women without tattoos now
>>225996843dont fink i kno many country folk recordsonly fing comes tae head is bob dylan john wesly hardin'nat sure i would call it country folk thoughbeit
>>225996908There might be some self-selection bias here, but about half of the women I’ve had sex with did not have tattoos
>>225996812I think the opposite, they are so universally hated they will try to hide and control things from the shadows more like before, they went too far around 2020
uhhhhhhhhhhhh bros?????
>>225996888Canada, Germany, France, etc negotiate drug prices, its not a radical position, they would rather make less profit than no profit
Oh man, this latest VHS, this is exactly what you want when off your gourd
>>225996896In theory.So who sets the limits, and who ensures they're being reasonable? Who defines "reasonable"? Who polices them to make sure they're not corrupted? And who polices the police? The system we have is the natural outgrowth of everything that already was before it.
>>225996908It's over...
>>225996928>>225996928>>225996928>>225996928>>225996928new
>>225996917100% of women I've slept with haven't had tattoos, but it's still true what I said
>>225996913John prine innit
>>225996921That's a myth. We claim to negotiate. In reality we just pay whatever they demand, the balance is subsidized with tax dollars so you think it costs less.
>>225996944>>225996944New
>>225996883that and the candidates seem more reasonable or centered than the controversial nutjobs who usually get attention
>>225996945>We claim to negotiate. In reality we just pay whatever they demandSource: my ass
>>225996951>ken paxton and sanjeet vivasaranavek seem reasonable and centered
