money how? how am i money? edition
Get a boyfriend that farts in your face
>>226004599it's just a joke, like, you're bill, so you're money
I learned that I have a Roblox account today It has also been hacked somehow and refuses my requests to shut the account down so I presume the whole website is fucked
>>226004599how did you even save this image you fed
really depressed that my willy hates me because despite having over 35 years together he has never been inside a vagina
>>226004631'
the person calling me a pedo for talking about legal age girls has a roblox account wow what a pedo
well back to operating the machines for me, i am just that type of “nigga”
>>226004640just talk to women, it's not that hard
>>226004640well how often do you beat him
Hate they give you these stupid pins with the poppy They don't bloody workGive me a safety pin that actually locks in place
>just talk to women,OK I will go do it France! be right back!!
>>226004656is that what you call playing with other bloke's willies
he bought a poppy, start the wind generator
just ate 2nd breakfast which was the 2nd half of the first breakfast i ate a few hours ago
>>226004708interesting
>>226004708nigga eat his breakfast like a pension
>waah people are le starting fires so I am not going to work as a firefighter JUST WHEN THEY WERE NEEDED THE MOST OK I WILL DO IT
>>226004640actually he doesn't know the difference between sex and wanking, it's all the same to him
>>226004736anything for the bulk im triple locked in
>>226004700well no, no i’m a bender (professionally speaking (i bend metals for a living))
WOW THAT IS EPIC >>226004747rare 1 in 1 year non-dogshit r9k post
>>22600464032 years for me and I couldn't care less x
>>226004780mega cope
woah>>226004780thought you had sex
right well that's a man sucking another man's willy
right well that's gay porn
couldve at least posted a nice penis >>>/gif/31374999
Sausage, egg, chips and peas - £8.50Proper Brexit portion size as wellPolice drama on the big telly Served by a bloke with about 4 different poppies on him Countries not quite done yet
could batter the fuck out of a pot noodle right now so i will go buy one
>>226004842peas and not beans? wtf
>>226004843scotland is inventing a new national dish
why do r9k call helperfag a nonce? do they have no basis for it?
>>226004689when's the last time you actually approached a girlor do you just want to complain
normies be going to fucking japan and jamaica expecting a full english breakfast lmao
>>226004853I'm a poofter x
>>226004842>paying nearly ten quid for something that you just chuck in a pan and heat uptell me how I know you're a low IQ runt
>>226004805Racismlad come ooooon
>>226004871probably because of his posts where he talks about watching child porn
rorke seeing a muslim wearing a pin
>>226004873oh yeah thanks>>226004892where
>>226004819
>>226004819>>226004915part of the crew, part of the ship
>>226004911dunno
>>226004887I'm working 2 hours away from home can't just pop to the kitchen can I
was learning about the kpop industry recentlysome very ghoulish stuff goes into making those bands
>>226004915That Su (short for komatsu) the tradie cat?
wait a minute spaincunt didnt you get your trip banned for posting child porn
>>226004819he help out :)
>"my favourite final fantasy? X of course!"
>>226004915wish he worked with me
>>226004871yeah there's a basis for it
PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC RORKE BOYPLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC RIIIIGHT
>>226004907I could have saved her
working tranny namefag in 3...2...1...>>226004992this isnt automatically being a nonce, its just raycis. there was a film about this (the one where the blonde girl sucks some guy off for drugs)interesting that he was behind the "ooo mister" posts with the kids. dont think this is 100% proof thoughever. not to defend him I just dont like you
>>226005031He was bragging about watching CP
rorke: every step that i take is another mistake to you
>>226004817With who? I've never mentioned having sex before. The trolls just make random shit up about me from time to time. The latest meme is that I have an Indian gf lmao x
>>226004887Price of food and gas these days you'd probably spend fifteen quid making that at home
>nigeria's economy is so bad people have to tweet interaction bait on twitter for a living
For me, it's Yuan Yang MP
what's a good moisturiser for wanking with
>>226004992damn you are one of them "eyes wide shut" niggas. are you people that have "intrusive" thoughts and get "worried" anon>>226005035no he wasnt. he talked about a government paper as well. just research into the pozworld multicultural society that people are voting for, for some reason
>>226005031he thinks children are capable of consenting to sexthat's basically the nonciest belief you can have
>>226005060>no he wasntYes he was, he said he watched CP then spammed about it multiple times.
>>226005054Paki spotted
poos in the shitter
>>226004964based
>>226005052corr would leak state secrets to her
Kirk really died for nothing huh
mousenonce defending helperpedo what a shocker
>>226005064not going to argue that >>226005067the screenshot was just posted whatever though. idc, and if theres no more then ill leave for a bit. you guys do too much btw
>>226005087almost as if they share the same agenda
>>226004662i'm good at talking to women have had many female friends and they say i'm charminge tc but i'm not a sexual potential to them>>226004746yes he does know
>>226004964good taste
pakis did rape kids in this country regardless of how much you defend it and gaslight others and yourself
>>226004964erm he's called Teedus actually
Microdosing fent at work
get the 'tex posted
>namefagging, talking about namefags, spamming some gay nonsense about /r9k/, a boad nobody visits, and being inrcedibly cringe and gaybro just go jerk off, you're out of control and get a trip while you're at it
isnt Moni a Pakistani this is just inter-r9k drama, convince me otherwise wish you would all go back
>>226005044>gasFOY
>>226005119Amer was well funnyNot like the modern rabble of personalities
>>226005135he abused children at the theme park he worked at. dont think you should be admiring him 2bh
>>226005111this famous picture is a lethal dose of that (for most people)also read recently that the microdosing is so people get high, all the time. like on shrooms for example>>226005135right so youre Amer then
>>226005135only one to make it as a KF lolcowhe's DSP-level
>>226005073catberg victorious x
right this problem with the r9k is going to be fixed right here, right now isnt it you can also always go backI caused a mess and now im just gonna leave, and its not my problem. thats why it is going to be fixed, because for once it is not my problemnot convinced about HelperLad and you all do(th) "protest too much "
>>226005141He pissed near them and felt them up over their clothes in the line for rides, most of them didn't even know it had happened. Grow up
>>226005170fomyeg you are as bad as all of them combined
>>226005052
>>226004689Hey, natürlich gibt es dafür nicht eine Implementation
Back on that Fortnite grind me x
>>226004681How about you just donate some money to the heroes and that's it? Wouldn't have to struggle to attach a dumb broach to your clothing like a babushka
>>226005111this famous image used in the Grant Harding (pharmacologist) video "The Strongest Opioid Ever" >>226005181im worse than everyone
>>226005177you are a properly demented freak, please kill yourself asap
Think about how much more money they'd make if they'd make if they didn't spend it pumping out fake flowers with pins attached in a factory for performance givers. I'd genuinely like to know.Mm
>>226004992>>226005064Is his "why do you think" question the basis of your claim >>226005177Thats crazy
>>226005190sorry, i just don't see the appeal
>>226005190there she isling tion
get quite exasperated when i post something here that i know is embarrassing and pathetic and yet some genius decides to have a go at me over it anyway. not annoyed on my own behalf, but on theirs for going for such low-hanging fruit. it's like pointing out that the sky is blue
half an hour that webm of a man sucking another man's willy has been there
>>226005073I knew cats were idiots, but now I have even less respect for them. They obviously don't have any self preservation instinct either. Why would you attack a monster like that if you thought it was a living animal?
>>226005281was* surely
>>226005299did you just delete it
>>226005133You use petrol to run your kitchen hob do you? Spastic
>>226005257yeah yeah turn your trip back on you horrible little paedo
wonder why child beauty pageants exist
>>226005306KYS
>>226005320Biological male
petrol the jews
>>226005320nobody told this nigga how to use the toilet?
>>226005320*kisses you* >#<
>>226005327To prepare them for teen beauty pageants obviously. Like how primary school is to prepare you for secondary
>>226005316I realised what I said was wrong and deleted it. Didn't see the context until I looked back at the conversation it's was attached to
>>226005320japanese niggas start getting nosebleeds and doing backflips when they view this image
>>226005344at 1 pound 50 a litre? i don't bloody think sharia allows it
>>226005320women are so pretty
Browsing adult work on the train and this dumb bitch is looking at my screen and turns her head quickly when she sees I notice. Man I'd love to give her a slap
>>226005361why the fuck would the "context" change anything, did you literally not read the post you were replying to you fucking sped?
>>226005408That's called flirting anon, speak to her and maybe you'll get sex without having to pay
>>226005408Yeah mate you've certainly come on top in this situation
>>226005388suspicious response, on the phone to shell as we speak
going to wash my hands
>>226005408i would be judging you a lot if i caught you doing that on the train
We need to go back to selling petrol in gallons rather than litres, it was much cheaper
bleached my hair last year and i'm convinced that it damaged my scalp and is now making me go bald
>>226005190why couldn't the boriswave be just ladies like this
>>226005456true
sup scorbiehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kwgow9gzULY
buffalo chicken dip
And you there, yes you, the man sitting in his house and pretending to be working. Why are you not in the toil building? I specifically demanded everyone does building toil on Wednesday. No exceptionsLads how do I explain I'm currently making my chilldhood video games ore fun with ai
>>226005054mr muscle
im a compulsive liar
it's wednesday my dudes
the latest from fathers4justice
wow forever launches tonight at 11pm FYI
That Jessica Henwick lass is quite cute
comedy kino
refuse to believe theres people that see a bird with her feet out and dont immediately look at her toes to see how they're looking
>>226005683i just do a quick count and move on with my day
sausage roll for lunch team
>>226005683this but for with their tummy out
>>226005500hello mr berg
Cup of tea time just got up me. Catbergée pissed all over the kitchen curtain again so that needs washing
>>226005608not interested as i'm not a virgin freak ok
>>226005683not strictly into feet but they do look very nice at times
>>226005771Bet your house reeks
>>226005800Don't think it does tbf
Hello
>>226005414It didn't mention sex
are you ready for woke 2
>>226005417Kys
>>226005111Tu vas rien faire.
>>226005418Not really, I got off. I would have if I confronted her in front of everyone and embarrassed her. I see people do this to others a lot. I'm sure you've noticed it too
>>226005451Right because is illegal. Go back to your Muslim country
>>226005852Yes mate I'm sure if you'd have confronted her for watching you browse a prostitute directory on a public train the other passengers would be on your sideThey might even give you a round of applause
>>226005862>.< how much...?
>>226005408Caught some woman looking over my shoulder while I was reading to love ru on the train onceDon't know why people can't mind their own business
hair stuck in my teeth how's that then
>>226005914fucking hell mate
Mental health not great today team
only annoying thing about doing reformed systematics is you inevitably end up talking about calvin again and againkinda same problem with thomas in catholic systematics but i feel like it's less opressive there
>>226005834not happening leftypol
>>226005943your dads dead LMAO
When I was a kid coming back from a school trip I had a old bloke smack me on the head with a rolled up newspaper and scream at me for looking at his phoneExcept I literally wasn't and was so taken aback, I have no fucking clue why he thought I was as at no point could I even see his phone
boobies hehe
>>226005891Again, it's fine, it's common, and it's normal. And how on earth do other passengers know what the content on screen was after hearing someone get told off for being rude.Do you think about anything?
>>226005973wtf they’re about to burst!
what happened in americawhat elections did they do
>>226005914Right, the height of indecency. What entertainment could you get from a sniper of someone's reading material anyway? Unless it's something like the official UAP disclosure from the USA. You should have groped her
>>226004599Is Joe Pesci still alive?
>braceserrr...
>>226006010the most important ones ever from what i understandagain
rhea seehorn feet
we are the /brit/ team i think
find it funny how the moment you go against the grain on one of the popular boards you get instantly dogpiled4chan is just a right-wing version of bluesky these days
texas went woke
>>226005991>it's fine, it's common, and it's normalUh huh ok mate
I'm bored at work. Come and say hi
>>226006088no one cares redditor
Art school art school fashion school fashion school Azealia 212
>>226006117
dont mind me just listening to john cage alone in my bedroom cos im a PATRICIAN
was having a schizophrenic sleep last nightkept waking up every half hour or so and not knowing if it was real or not and I hjad a very bad headache and was shivering even though I had a jumper on under my duvet and a blanket
>>226005082Patrick Stewart played Picard, not Kirk.
>>226006122weve been done
Just turned 25
>>226006117cared enough to reply
Coworkers fuming with me because I told them I’d rather spent the night with my girlfriend having sex and watching Netflix than go to do some stupid karaoke with them at 9PM on a weekday at a place where pints at £7 a pop
>>226006134sounds like you've just got a fever
>>226006199yeah it was like a fever but without having a high temperaturecured today though
>>226006162cant even remember when i turned 25 that's how long ago it was
>>226006175Probably shouldn't have worded it that way
>>226005834we've already had woke 2. Woke 1 was the gamergate/metoo days
>>226006258well thats good x
>>226006175fUCKoFFnEUROtYPICAL
Imagine having sex
>>226006088quite a big difference between getting dogpiled for disagreeing with the majority opinion and getting banned or having your post removed for disagreeing with the majority opinion
hate people so much
having a tomato soup
>>226006307is there?
>>226006317If i met you on the street, gave you a biscuit, and listened to you about your day, would you love me?
>>226006355perhaps
>>226006355No I'm not a dog
why nigga
clack clackclack clack clack clack clack clack clack clackdun dunDON DONYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>226006415why not?
>>226006415i don't crush my crisps because I like to flatten it so they call crunch together hehe
>>226006415because kay can
what you lot up to
>>226006346yeah obviously
>>226006418gp
Work laptop has crashed so now I'm here until it unfucks itself. Got any good arguments on the go? I don't read previous posts I just show up and muck in
>>226006261Take your current age and subtract 25. Hope that helps
missed my chance to go to a christmas marketcan't go now since they're always the target of terrorist attacks in recent years
>>226006459watching tv.... eating crisps... thinking about her...
>>226006494gorr i was 10
>>226006500you're missing nothing, they're all dogshit just a load of tat and massively overpriced food
>>226006522get the beers in, the insta pics up, the crywank accomplished
>>226006500go brighton one
>>226006459nothing ok
>>226006547this isn't a pining for an ex situation lad I'm thinking about the proto-gf
do single guys go to christmas markets?its gf nonsense
I'm from an alternate timeline where anime is real
>crywankhttps://youtu.be/YasRuLucsCo
>>226006575oh right
need a job. really dont want to get one. the amount jobs pay for the time spent doing them just seems not worth it at all.
got a job as the middle second of a chinese dragon during chinese new year dragon dancing festival
Hows rorke coping after Mango Mussolinis defeat?
>>226006583no they're pretty much designed for girls to force their partner around to point at things and go oooh isn't that nice babe and then demand he buys her a £9 hot chocolate then go home with some crap they didn't need
>>226006091Your politicians you worship do it
>>226006635im alright thanks got an innocent smoothie
>>226006305He was so perfect. Always makes me wonder if they based the character around him rather than vice versa. I can't imagine looking for a black guy to play that role and finding such a perfect fit
prefer guilty smoothies myself
>>226006343sensible chucklehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtuNKVc_jkA
Cleaning the curtains team
Might get back on the MMORPGsAny good one's going?
>>226006722no
>>226006693this isn't music
New USA anthemhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFRSXMNh3kQ
>>226006722https://youtu.be/XeT3WGiPDMk
not clicking any of those stick your links UP YOUR ARSE
I would like a pizza this evening
school systems have been hacked in the uk todayall hospital records have been leaked in new south walesodd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8i--_CSLA4
making a list for my upcoming trip to sainsburys
whats the easiest job you reckon
>>226006745I had this on DS, don't remember where I got it from but it was inchinese I thinkgood game I think, couldn't really tell
>>226006809mine
>>226006803OH YOU'RE FROM SAINSBURYS
you're my boyfriend and you look like this
>>226006836mining is famously hard on the body
>>226006809any job a woman doesbut probably HR is the best
>>226006809woman
>>226006820I once saw a video of a dog going up to a black drunk homeless dude sleeping on the street and pissing on his face, it was funny and sad.
remember when rorke thought this nigga was going to be the next PM ahahahahttps://streamable.com/xs7sjy
>>226006809
>>226006844i am incel sorry
>>226006809Honestly the partners at my company are stealing a living. The partner on my current audit gets paid £1m a year + bonuses and I don’t think I’ve ever really seen them do a days work. They just eat dinner with clients and then put their name on the documents when everyone else has done the work for them.
mad how milk comes from a cows udder
>>226006978not that mad
>>226006932The so-called bullshit jobs
>>226006978I actually had a weird dream tonight, my man tits started making milk, it was disgusting.
>Sydney Sweeney is the latest A-lister to be planning a move to the Cotswolds as it has been reported she has been viewing properties in one of the areas quaint villages.now is my chance
pooing gay porn
>>226006984every drop of milk formed inside tiny cells within her biological protein forming engine known as a mammary gland, creating complex strands of fats and nutrientsand compare that to rocks just existing
>>226006559Is it worth it? I live near Brighton but never been to the market because it's gay
>>226006978I like to suck it straight out the teat
>>226006809Security guard at a supermarket They do nothing except stand there and look gormless
don't look at the news today rorke
he’s right you know
>>226007033OMG She can be my pub wife We can get mullered on guinness togehter
rarity
Cheese is a type of meatA tasty yellow treatI milk it from my teatI try to be discreteOoohhhhhHH CHEESE
>>226007033what would your chat up line be if you bumped into her
@rorke
>>226006932>Running aboutktm
i really wouldn't mind to "sling one up" ms sweeney, as i find her quite sexually attractive
>>226007033Can’t wait for her guest appearance on Clarksons Farm
Sir David Walliams
>>226007033lovely locals now have to compete with american millionaires for housing
>>226007075>>226007063literally fucking obsessed with right wing politics award
>>226007074that's a smashing blouse you've got on
>>226007113did his ancestors mis spell his surname at one point or what
>>226007073I remember that episode because there's a bit where he's in blackface with big gapped teeth
>>226006809from experience youtube janny
>>226007106*camera cuts to Clarkson making a "phwoaar" face*
>>226007113
>>226006932>count as femalemad there's literally a sacked tranny option
>>226007114Wouldn’t worry about a multi-millionaire buying a house you couldn’t afford with 10 lifetimes of your labour, would be more worried about the fact a semi-detached 1950s ex-council house anywhere in the country is £200k minimum
she could have a job in the big Morrisons in Johnstone by the end of this week if she swallowed her pride. But no she's too good to stack beans on the nightshift
>>226007164has he got a stalk on there?
post some booths qts in the new one
>>226007187mad how this is the average guys stats on dating apps
>>226007191yeshe's a huge nonce
>>226007187has she tried being pretty
>>226007214>>226007214>>226007214
>>226007187Hear a lot about people sending out thousands of applications but somehow don’t quite believe it. I sent out 30 applications after Uni and got 2 offers and my CV isn’t insane or anything. Can’t understand how you can do a thousand unless you’re relentlessly half-assing everything to the point that you might as well have not done it.
