lipedema edish
5 hours still til wow forevertoilcucks will be missing out
erotic hand-holding with the toilfu
need a skinny gf
Really not a serious country
might get steaming and play Quake
>>226011837>he thinks he's logging in and playing at 11pm on the dot
right so thats someone outside my window plotting against me when I go outside as well as the fag in the thread policing pussy. see you later, after this cig
>>226011847get your shite together your embarasseng us
>>226011862i played the stress testtheir servers are better than they used to be but i think there will still be a queue
various discounted sandwiches for dinner
the key is in the word, leftypol LEGAL. AGE. LEGAAAAAL. Age.
and I would fuck a horse or dog if I owned one and if it was one of the sexy dogscry about it
>>226011847are they copying george bush junior
>>226011931
if you've never had a gf the trick is to flub it the same way you would your cvfor instance a girl who propositioned me once when i was 8 (I ran away) , once in uni a girl held my hand (she was just a custey anime nerd who already had a bf ), once when i was neet a girl was nice to me in World of warcraft that's 3 girlfriends right there
>>226011905a lot of leftypol niggas are actually paedophiles so idk if this joke works
>>226011959faggot cat wont even look at the camera to say this to me
>>226011967um I don't think those count as girlfriends
>>226011897hopefully a week long queue
>>226011979stupid cat... damn, [LEGAL AGE] girls look like that...?
sikck of coming into brit and its just politics politics politicswhere is the british humour we were so famous for in the past?
>>226011989i can embellish and use accurate descriptions of their personas to larp as a normie without any tells from lying
so here we all are thenall the ladsas if were
>>226012004no she is 15 sorry
>>226012028ah ok *walks off* kids giving you the "fuck me" eyes: not ok legal age girls doing it: they are people, leftypol
>>226012026it seems that way doesn't it
>>2260120262026 in the post number confirms
>>226011979
>>226012004
>>226012021burnham made humour illegal m8
women need to get into sending fanny pics the same way guys send dick pics
>>226012073>legal age in the US is like 18yeah, shut up. old ass fucking hag 18 year old doing that. I dont care
>>226012065Can't blame her really can you
>>226012088you are 30 years old toby
>>226012083they do
more 18 year olds should be doing THIS - to ME. and RAPE me. no, buy me monster energy drink or alcohol. buy me alcoh
>>226012074howd he do that then?
father luke duke
if russia nuked ukraine it wouldn't be the first time there was a radiological incident thereit's basically stalker IRL
>>226012109"I dont care" notice how the legal age has crept up to 18 now by the time you replied. fuck off
>>226012118i mean without their face or body and in bad lighting /posture
when was the last time a girl sent you a fanny pic
>>226011847>did I just catch you having fun!
>>226012165vaginas are gross so id be telling her to not do that thankyou...
>>2260121652011
*starts screaming*
>>226012186niga u gay
"you dont have anything in common with a 16 year old" fags would be freaking TF out if I appeared with a [legal age] gf, heh. makes U think
>>226012165have you ever had cyber sex
>>226012220mousey you've been seething about this for literally the entire day
Norwood 3: I will never use minoxidil!! Norwood 5: WHERE'S THE MINOXIDIL???!!
currently pinning the 'friend got a new gf so now he's back to not caring about hanging out award' to my chest
>>226012215MMMMMMMM I FUCKING LOVE PUSSY IM SO NOT GAY I OBSESS OVER PUSSY PLEASE LET ME SEE IT I MEAN YOUR PUSSY LET ME EAT YOUR PUSSY CUS IM NOT GAY IM GOING TO EAT YOUR PUSSY WITHOUT ASKING OR DEBATING IT IM GOING TO RAPE YOUR PUSSY WITH MY MOUTH AND COCK I LOVE PUSSY THAT MUCH
luke i am your father
>>226012242didnt say that though did i
my friend once stole my sister's digital camera and took loads of pictures of his knob
Love all the Yank retards on X that constantly pop off about the UKs Muslim seeing Michigan, New York and Texas
>>226012233theyre mad and still dont grasp the concept (of law)
gay willies and gay boobs
Woke 2.0 is HERE.
>>226012277we dont want your votes
>LOOK AT ZAT>*grabs hold of pussy*>YEZYEZYEZ>GOH GOH GOH>*slaps*>ZHOW ME ZHOW ME>WAAAAAOOOOOW>*whistles into a gaping asshole*
>>226012295and horse cocks, women masturbating them in a latex suit between her boobs
Bizarro Mousey pining for gf (illegal age) and human cocks
>>226012165Around 2014-2015. But I've since filmed myself shagging about.
>>226012295masturbating them because they go the full length of her torso and hands free becos , or even cleaning up (your) horse cock to earn that. thats love
>>226012332dont you mean legal age
very untethered from this life almost ready for the next one i think
AdultWork site updates are absolute shitthey've ruined the Hot List function now
>>226012332honestly? glad I realize that if I had friends I would just laugh about it, but I dont, so id just buy her chocolates. $4 in chocolate for her telling the truth or like 3 years in prison as a pedo - start rewarding them for it (or laughing at it with friends because its funny)
>>226012363ive been doing adult work since i was 15
going on a cheeky lil walk
>>226012392Brian
listening to radio 3 and a famous conductor has died. 99 years old he was
>>226012311Markus Dupree is basedmodel my own shagging style on him and Manuel Ferrara
>>226012410just a kid
>>226012417sexo
>>226012410say his name
>>226012412i can't stand him, faggot yells louder than the girls he rails, it's so obnoxious
just realized that if parser fails to parse the first letter p, it becomes arser
>>226012425SHE WAS FFFFFFFFCUKIGNNGNGNGN 90 YEAR OLDS YOU SICK FUCK!
>>226012450but the women love him and ask to be booked with him
>>226012382why does nothing you say make any sense
do zoomers all learn how to dance or is that just tiktoki don't know how to dance at all
the goal
>>226012447this is whos looking at you telling you>16 years old is legal age but they are just kids OK they cant consent
>>226012481not really dancing is it? just shaking your arse around in front of a camera
>>226012481it's instinct for women because it's displacement activity for riding a cock
i wonder what drug culture is like in china
it's a very male zoomer thing to be obsessed with male pornstars
>>226012487poo
Dogberg following me around because he's scared of the fireworks :(He's sitting on my feet while I have a poo this very instant
Love my catbergs dearly
>>226012470because if you find out shes underage its a bullet dodged give her a gift after that I thought about a qt girl and laughing about it with her youre right, she should be my girlfriend, but shes not. not meant to be
>>226012417SEXO
I am rorg
>>226012481just your weird excuse to post softcore porn
>>226012487was it covid or was it poo smells
>>226012530poor old 'berg
>>226012530hope he whimpers all night lmao fuck dogs
>>226012519Get them back on the opium this instant
youre right, she should be my girlfriend. but shes not, not meant to beand,
>>226012553>softcore pornYou're genuinely fucking mental mate
girls dancing is not softcore porn you nonce freaks
>>226012538are you under the doctors
might get a dogberg and force mumberg to walk it during the day since she's retired
>>226012577i was being hyperbolic
Going to Michigan for work next week and found they have legal weed and also legal shrooms. I'm concerned about the amount of work I'm going to do when I'll obviously be tripping my nuts off in the hotel room every night
>>226012605kek my sister did this and accidentally improved mumberg's mental and physical health
People who have dogs in their homes are fundamentally unclean.
you don't wanna see my hand where my hip be at
im so drunk but I still have to cook orange chicken and i don't know how
can't stand boomers and women in the comments section of true crime videos always pissing and moaning that the offender only got 25 years in prison instead of life without parole, or the actual death penalty. no punishment is ever severe enough for these judgmental morons
ok I dont trust the laptop to handle more searching but heres the first result to explain it and where I found it apparently at some point, NICE and the NHS said that actually its OK to drink during pregnancy, just a lil bit howeverhttps://www.nice.org.uk/guidance/qs204/chapter/Quality-statement-1-Advice-on-avoiding-alcohol-in-pregnancyhttps://www.nhs.uk/pregnancy/keeping-well/drinking-alcohol-while-pregnant/ ("if youre pregnant, dont drink") what they kept is that there is no known safe limit for drinking while pregnant I didnt care that Harvard was right, it was about something else anyway, and still is with me still being right. but youre right it is not my decision to tell people what to do
>>226012605My brother's dog broke my mum's leg, got to be careful with the oldies lol
>>226012629you are fundamentally a bangladeshi virgin
hold on did he just post the mice
>>226012645>>226012647didn't read your novels
two women saying it (from Harvard) btw take away their rights honestly
>>226012629only if they dont clean. the presence of a pet is irrelevant
>>226011979>>226012065'berg loss
I didn't think it was possible to be worse than /britfeel/ but you lads take the cake
Billie eilish
wlh
mad how the new democrat attorney general of texas literally made dragonball Z music
it doesnt make me right but it is actually a good thingsource in Canada the food laws for cooking things (at like 72F) to remove the bacteria its safe and I dont care if men get sick or more like it isnt your choice whether the man gets sick - it is actually a good thing for him to get sick he can look after baby later
>>226012718/brit/ is annoying but /britfeel/ is evil and they spend all day being evil and trying to make each other more evil
>>226012718Give me the cake or I'll fucking spark you out
>>226012720she's grangled her face up
you make stew with it, you heat it up and eat it requires consent thoughever and fucking Harvard and probably the fucking Government are saying to not do it, but its a good thing. I wish I could go do it, I would do it all the time
nth for the baddiedem
Get the Reggies posted
What's this stupid fucking cunt spamming about then
>>226012780eating your wifes afterbirth, which has lots of nutrients in it to be fair
the raped
I HATE the baddiedem
Tax the disabled
>>226012768I LOVE the baddiedem
women eating their afterbirth: yaaas I cant believe we have rights lets all save our afterbirth together and put it in and make hot pot and eat each others afterbirth starving men: please just a little bit of rights please
nth for the gyally baddie demmies !!!!
>>226012744Both post the most inane shit. Except /brit/ does it at a faster rate. Both rot the brain. There is nothing to be gained here.
>>226012723she cute
>>226012846>*picture of a dead eyed generic 5/10 e-prostitute*CORRRRRRR
>>226012873you gained something today if you just think
niggas is shooting fireworks already, ain't even the 5th yet
should i get a second gym membership at the nicer gym across the road? it’s got a swimming pool and a sauna but the actual gym area is crap, they have one smith machine and a few dumbbells is a sauna and pool worth an extra 40pcm
>>226012846>>226012896s
>>226012761Not my problem brit bro.
reddit SEETHING Mason Greenwood scored
16 17? better late than never
at what point in history does rorke think russians change from untermenschen who need to be liquidated into based white defenders of civilisation against the jewish degenerate west?
>>2260129623030
>>226012962when war kicks off when it came down to it
i'm gonna go into the living room and play a video game on my xbox!
hmmmm perhaps shall indulge in some early 2010’s nu-metal
>>226012979mum not using big tv tonight?
Talking to a girl at work about the amount of stocking up people are doing, lots of dried beans, tins of veg and meat, massive bottles of water etc have been ordered over the last few weeks, and she said to me “I don’t know why they’re buying all this stuff they won’t be able to cook it, they’re better off buying salad stuff”I’m not sure she quite gets the idea of stocking up
>>226012348no
he said, swedishly
>>226012896nth for the holodem!>*picture of an underaged anime girl used as a prop by a grown woman to LARP as a child and extract money from paedophiles*
>>226012979if youre a girl im gonna fucking flip!!!!!! you fucking, BARK BARK BARK BARK
>>226012808garbo taste>>226012830fantastic taste!
>>226013000good post
>>226013002>THE GROWN ADULT WOMANS CARTOON DRAWING IS AN UNDERAGED GIRL O ALGO AND THAT MAKES YOU A FUCKING PEDOPHILE, SICKO FUCK
>>226013009you are a disaster
sick of embarrassing myself so i shan't be attended the toil xmas night this year. they do nothing but pity and patronise me
Mumberg gave me a jakemans sweet and it's menthol not a huge fan
>>2260129621950
>>226013009
any holodem in?
god i share my 5g with some weird cunts getting banned for posting all sorts of rubbish
>>226012728TOMMY TALLARICO STUDIOS
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
does england have jakes
>>226013061please and i BEG you to shut the fuck up you absurd tranny freak fuck SAKE
women nowadays only know about being underage cartoon characters for money on the internet, OnlyFans, and eating they placenta
when I woke up my headache was mild but after I ate some food it turned into a full blown niggerhell torture why is it always like this
>>226012946okare we supposed to like a black rapist now because reddit doesn't like him
the wailing ghost of sacked tranny's dad crashing through the ceiling of his family home like a learjet in freefall
>>226012946omds
The Ethan Klein Situation Just Got WAY WORSE
>>226013129crazy stuff
The brit party...
a jake is a poor person homeless or otherwise who takes drugs and alcohol to excess and does altogether grotty stuffwhat would england call this
>>226013068>>226013071corrrr phwoarrrr
>>226011793>>226011845AmericANO
>>226013157don't know sorry
>>226013157nothingor a crackhead
>>226013150>vpn posting
>>226013103Oh sorry, found guilty in a court of law was he?
>>226013186um that's a foyismsort yourself out
>>226012215he is right. there's a reason men always talk about boobs and asses but rarely about pussies. it's just a convenient hole to jerk your dick in while you look at her face tits or ass
>>226013161sex with them both>>226013208erm well what else
just been murdered, who did it
>>226013103its weird how many black footballers get accused of rape isnt it
She used to be a proper slag before she got married
>>226013216tramp?
>>226012896baka faceblind autist
>>226013230SHUT IT DOWN LEFTYPOL YOURE ALREADY ON A LOSS STREAK YOU TILTED
>>226013231probably still is, corr
why is the skin around bumholes usually darker than the rest of your skin? is it from decades of microscopic poo particles basically being tattooed into your flesh there?
england is too aspirationally middle class. they hide their jakeys and pretend they don't have a word for it
https://streamable.com/7liec9
right so were all in agreement that the legal age is what the legal age is yes, and the legal age the law says what is right and wrong
>>226013231mental that David Mitchell was able to rizz this up
saw what i think was a crackhead today, he was drinking cider and trying to kick the cars going by
>>226013241not sure how my post was leftypolwas pretty clearly racist
>>226013251No, the darker skin around the anus is not caused by microscopic poop particles being tattooed into the skin.The medical term for this is perianal hyperpigmentation, and it is completely normal and common.Why Perianal Skin is DarkerThe skin in this area is darker due to biological and physiological factors, rather than hygiene:• High Concentration of Melanocytes: The skin around the genitals and anus naturally contains a higher density of melanocytes, the cells responsible for producing melanin (the pigment that gives skin its color).• Hormonal Influences: Hormones—specifically sex hormones like estrogen and testosterone—regulate melanocytes. During puberty, pregnancy, or general aging, hormonal surges increase pigment production in these specific areas.• Friction and Inflammation: The skin in the perianal area is subject to constant friction from walking, running, clothing, and wiping. Friction triggers mild, ongoing inflammation, which causes the skin to thicken and produce more melanin to protect itself (post-inflammatory hyperpigmentation).• Moisture and Airflow: This area is naturally warm, humid, and lacks ventilation. This environment can cause mild, routine skin irritation, which further contributes to darkening over time.
Why did that plane in america crash, like what happened
>>226013231>>226013283in his autobiography david mitchell says he waited years for her to finally be single
>British man infected with Ebola in DR Congo to be flown back to UKright
>>226013305they let women fly them now
rhetorical question
thingken thoughtsabout stuff n tha x
I never went uni so please explain how you’re supposed to learn and shit if you just go out and get wasted every night
>>226013340not sure that's allowed
>>226013328they cucked out so hard
when was the last time a girl touched your leg
im made of jelloyou are 16 yearsoldshow me proof of age16 is legal age, you are so cheerfuland giving me fuck me eyes
>>226013346because they do these little things called exams which put you under pressure
>>226013320maybe dr. congo should treat him!
>>226013305flew into a stormiced up
>>226013351have an inkling of who it was and if I had a boner or not but it was not the good thing and instead sad and im not gonna cope and listen to anything good
>>226013351probably 18 or 19 years ago
we'll settle this like men
>>226013305She didn't fly so good
>>226013380grim
>>226013328warno has this
>>226013298thanks chatgpt
I am an expert in the field of metallurgy
>>226013346most people do easy courses where they can just cram everything the week before an exam
>>226013315Real life Niles Crane
ok
sup odie
>>226013305https://youtu.be/eqVFv7WAdJE
>>226013429not my problem I dont care but if this was 18 years ago then... just go find someone else
>>226013429christ
>>226013346Learn how not to be a virgin freak
>>226013221wasn't me guvnor
>>226013461dont know how he thinks this is a flex
>>226013269chuune
not that I have a choice but imagine not fucking a ginger because imagine the kids and they turn out to be blondeyou never know, especially with women. that because theyre always doing tricks
just had my dinner
bollocked my life up
>>226013429Lucky kraut!
>>226013429
>>226013231the clip with her calling jacob reese-mogg attractive made me really jealous :((((
a poxy 16mbps in bedroom
>>226013315toilfumong
>>226013511well i still need to cook it dont I
I have some peppers to eat
>>226013514About 4 of those equal 1 normal can of madri
>>226013315>She decided to pursue someone else at the time and he later admitted to pining for her, but they had begun dating by December 2010.
>>226013521next level virgin to be jealous of this
I wonder what the record amount of heartbreaks a man has ever gone through
>>226013564my dinner contain peppers. or capsicum as the australians say
>>226013550err it was just 1 year actually
mad how god gave us everything we need in life yet we still found a need to fill our lives with poisons
might have a day off the internet and just think about the inevitability of death
thanks literally AI I meant bell peppers
Soop for tea
>>226012996kek it is astonishing how clueless the average prole is. Hope she does well with her bags of salad. I will be laughing with my full bottle of gas and burner and month worth of food. I may get cold but that's what blankets are for
>>226013553product of an insane mind
>>226013574heartaches by the numbertroubles by the score
>>226013574the heart can only take two at most
the insane mind
who do you do when someone blocks you from proceeding in the right lane to merge at the end. Do you sit behind like a good little cuck or run them off the road
AI: give me a clue and I will solve a riddle for youme: HOLY SHIT!
>Commuters stared at phones as 'Afghan migrants raped autistic girl on train'
>>226013615nah, i've been through three already im 29
might do a scream
>>226013629That's what being British is
>>226013572>Reflecting on their early romance, David told The Guardian: "I waited three years. Isn't that weird? Aren't I odd? I can't explain it other than to say I couldn't do anything else. If only I’d known I just had to wait three years… I would gladly have suffered 10 times as much."
fodey starts
>>226013629if you raped an autistic girl while an Afghan or Afghans were raping her would you get in trouble
Sup Goycattlie
>>226013629Hmm let me see a pic of said commuters
oh would you look at the time
>>226013635grow up
OH YEAH BET THE COMMUTERS WOULD HAVE A FUCKING PROBLEM THEN WOULDNT THEY, WHEN A WHITE MAN STARTS DOING IT
>>226013647he would definitely be an incel if he weren’t rich and famous
>>226013671i am an iron soul with a strong fortitudei command reality
>>226013596you meant to type bell peppers and you typed “what am I”?
getting jiggy with it
>>226013677cor
>>226013648
>>226013702no its from the Ausfed, he wants to be a glowie so bad
the frequencies that play during my goon files are dangerously similar to the hum that my dishwasher makes when it's running. basically, i now get aroused whenever I hear it going. how can I fix this?
>>226013679he literally is mark IRL, probably tried talking about the german invasion of russia during a date
Shall be bringing out the electric blanket when I change the bed sheets this weekend.
schizoposting gives you life why dont you do it more anon
>>226013727thats fucking hot
>>226013695..until you get dumped
one of you get started on the new as i've got a zinger in the chamber
>>226013743the legal age posts are the most serious ive ever been here even more than fucking dogs/horses because thats actually a crime though no one actually cares about that and you can do what you want with your animal. everyone does it. just facts
>>226013733my da put his one on the other week
>>226013758i just never had a vision for permanence with women. it was always just ephemeral. that's the way it's meant to be. marriage seems scary i guess
Bangkok Chick Boys
so bored of this schizo
and you cant get fucked by a horse it would kill you. also getting knotted, you cant back out, and I dont even know if you could suck or touch a dogs dick or if it would hurt it
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