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>>226013791all belongs to me
>>226013791all mine
hot girls, we have problems toowe're just like youexcept we're hot
screaming out me arse
looking back at every interaction i had with girls and dying of cringe
listening to soul limbo and eating profit a roles
>>226013665i would recognize this italian ass anywhere
>>226013811yeah so do women but for me
mumberg doesnt care enough about life to bother stocking up on anything dont blame her
anal sex is better than vaginal sex
>>226013828name plz shlomo
>>226013828corr
>>226013825is that the cricket themetune
>i just never had a vision for permanence with women. it was always just ephemeral. that's the way it's meant to be. marriage seems scary i guess
>>226013824also do this sometimesdoesnt take long as there's only about 4 real ocassions of me interacting with them so
just remembered that big car transporter lorry that had all those micro machines inyou remember that? doubled as micro machines storage but it was also a big fuck off lorrymentaldon't make those anymore do they
gonna go get on the roof and goon in the cold air while theyre doing fireworks then
>>226013814romneys we have problems too, we’re just like you, except we’re robots
>>226013852ayeand now for thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy-WU7RPxEw
>>226013824there was one who was clearly into me at school and i didn't pick up on it until years later
>>226013850larajuic3
thinking about the toilfus tits
Ic wille nū on þæt hēahe hūs stīgan, and on þām cealdan lyfte mē sylfne ādlīcian, þenden hīe fȳrbrwras lēoperator.
whey
>>226013875eh?
currently having a gay porn panic attack
>>226013867of course not, due to woke
>>226013885https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLYwxVWF_qQ
Bashing my head in with a kettlebell to punish myself brain for remembering that cringe thing i did 20 years ago
remember remember the 4th of novemberin LOONY britain!
>>226013898all so so grim
>>226013885i do this a lot too, but mine is almost flat-chestedinshallah when we are married i will pay for her to have implants
>>226013904* to the tune of califorication by RHCP *gay pornificationnn
>>226013898vile, evil, ugly creatures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPil0Pt6M5E
>>226013870that's tomorrow
cant believe i fell for the toilfu larp
>>226013898it was a song parody by the same people that did the obama 2008 song
>grim, vile ???
>>226013920>>226013933first one could get it easilyalso, is this how you lads spend your free time? judging the appearance of women as if they owe it to you to fit your standards of beauty? for shame lads
https://voca.ro/19xhzUlqRq8L
I live a gay porn life
>>226013954a parody of what?
>>226013928mine isn't particularly well endowed either, mostly because she's quite thinI plan on doing some kind of Brosnan-esque weight gain quest
>>226013983don’t be obtuse
>>226013791Whoever made this map deserves to die of cancer I hope they get into car crash and fucking die
IT'S THE CHICKEN TIKKA TWINS BLUD
>>226013967sexo
funny when there's a big news story that everyone's talking about then you check peter hitchens' twitter and he hasn't said a word about it and he's just arguing about skimmed milk and daylight savings time again
>>226013966yes
Dune: Boywives of Arrakis
>>226014002What did you call me?
>>226014002is that the title or is that directed at me? it's been like 18 years lad i don't remember everything
who still posting /brit/ 2026????
>>226013966first one looks about 50 lad
young link in the ocarina of time remake looks a bit sexy doesn't he
what does it mean when a girl says she’s just looking for new friends on tinder
Realistically Britain pays reparations to Scotland, Ireland and Wales before they start paying reparations to slaves ok
, you sick fuck
>>226014056looking to get her shitpipe filled in
>>226014055
the self brain basherthe gay porn liverthe tikka twin trencherthe obtuseness identifierthe boywifery appreciatorsuch are the characters of the /brit/
cheers for some homemade chinky ladm8s!
>>226014026
>lelverpoo
>>226014085hairy bastid
need my shitpipe filled in
>>226014085phwoal
>>226014050no she doesn't, and even if she did i'd still root her up the clacker
>>226014085why are you that colour is it because of the lighting or are you that colour
>>226014085enjoy, amigo
wish my friends werent le gamersso tired having to listen to them bang on about bloodborne dark souls dark cocks whatever
when’s 4chan launching an ai agent then
Sir Fat Spaniard
>>226014003hs?
>>2260141344chan needs a devops/r&d divisionfor research
>>226014128right somehow brought that back to black cock didn't you
>>226014106exit hole not entry hole
>>226014134oh god no
Bruce Wayne's War of the Worlds
fucking shitverpoo has fucked up my acca again >>97
The town should be renamed to Pooverpool>>226014099
just fell off my horse and cart
>>226014197is a /lug/ on the cards tonight then
>>226014197>betting on liverpoo in the big 26
Liverpool losing?ffs that's my sister getting a beating tonight then
>>226014212dropped me pickwled egg inver barf now arold
remember my metal phase, but not fondly
>>226013897mogs me
fucking boooooored
ruin my arse
>>226014235up the arse presumably
>>226014250i didn’t have my metal phase until my late 20s
why is he talking to himself
hair is thinning on my crown ladsit not right
kind of want a wank but I had three yesterday so I should cut down. I'm in my mid thirties for fucks sake
>>226014250why?I had a metal phase as a teen but I didn't get too into it, I just liked the music and still dressed normally so it's one of the few things from my youth that doesn't make me cringe at all
>>226014234didn't this man have a face or something
>>226014257when's the last time you went on a nice night time incel walk
>>226014285just wank
english lads involved in all 3 fener goals, strongest league in the world
>There were 5,519 drug poisoning deaths registered in 2025 in England and Wales, the equivalent of 92.4 deaths per million people.we need more bloody therapy and mental health support NOW
>>226014285
love fade to blacked by metallica me
did you ever go on a lads holiday, lads?
>>226014284cheer up lad xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Poii8JAbtng
>>226014197with scousers you lose
jerk your worthless fishe
>>226014267had mine through 16 to 20>>226014289https://youtu.be/1fhynBZ96zo?is=t3xBNqAPbudczbaRwell you look back at music like this and think something must’ve been wrong in the head didn’t really partake in culture, just remember being a dick about listening to “hard” music
>>226014314dtfic you are not well in the head
>>226014267best time to have it
nth for the holodem
>>226014284get that german shampoo
>>226014294literally just came back from oneit chilly
slot in
drinking veg oil
I am ready, woke. Let us do battle. En garde!
>>226014340which one
>>226014319yeah went on a solo trip to Italy and spent the entire time in my hotel room with /brit/ and doing the odd troll post with an Italian flag on /int/ and /sp/
>>226014310need to increase this number by a lot so it's easier beat traffic in the morning
>>226014362leftypol diet
>>226014333
does only listening to burzum count as a metal phase or nah
So leftypol won again then?
>>226014389don’t know who that is, hope this helps
>>226014323twerking my nigger arse to this
>>226014369not sure what's worse, actually doing this or lying about it on /brit/either way you need a clue
my life abysmal
>>226014389this is, huh, wowAARRRGGGHHHAAARRRHGGGARRGH
>>226014331grindcore is based
sobbing out my arse
Generally humor comes from a shared understanding of the world and subverting that understanding.Conservatives are taught, often from birth, to reject any notion of objective truth and to blindly defend whatever issue is making them angry at that very second. Given they have no coherent ideology or worldview, it's very hard for them to write a joke that plays on that shared understanding of the world.It's the same reason that conservatives think that art is terrible if it's not photorealistic, because they can't connect with something that requires even the slightest bit of introspection of their understanding of the world around them.
Defrosting a poo
>>226014397bizarre lie
>>226014419no it’s not, grow up
>>226014393ye but longer term trends signal consistent rorke victories since everyone is getting dumber with ai
>>226014421foy
>>226014389Not a phase but branch out a bit maybe mate there's been 30 years of black metal since then
G/A for isak at least
>>226014421was Futurism photorealistic
got some cadbury's chocolate buttons in the fridge i might go get if thats ok
>>226014421who are you talking to?
>>226014442terrible coordination
listening to poo metal
GOD PAGED MEEEEEEEEEEE
>>226014459grim little runtonly milky bar buttons are acceptable
>>226014430im not the one insecure about my taste in music
terribly overrun with JFs these past few daysbit better today it seems
>>226014421so youre saying the entirety of the human race up until roughly 50-60 years ago plus about 80-90% of the human race alive today have never had a coherent worldview or ideology or anything else mentioned in this post?extremely egotistical and astoundingly stupid thing to announce publicly.
>Bad black metalMayhemBurzumDark Throne>Good black metalDeafheavenWolves in the Throne RoomWhite WardAlcestWounds of Recollection Agriculture
>>226014459>in the fridgehi nan
>>226014488>bench pressshant
>>226014491Eviscerated that smug retard.
>>226014486metal as a genre, and its sub-genres, screams insecurity mate
>>226014256>posts manganime character with horns like there's nothing wrong with thatYou need Jesus.
put 500 quid on a goal to be scored in the opening 5 minutes of any tonights 8pm matchesnot looking good is it, not to worry will just avoid landlordberg again at the end of the month methinks haha
>>226014488upper lower is great but this is retarded by the time you do overhead press on day 1 you'll be cooked from doing 2 presses and 2 pulls you'll end up with noodle arms because no one is going to curl with any intensity after all that
got the kyuss on
>>226014459are you 10
shoving an entire el nino up my poo tubes
go to star junctiontake a picture with a kodak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hV0Iqt_u00
might post some freakish interracial sex fantasies if that's okay with you lads
>>226014551no.........
>>226014537I would have sex with her
>>226014527this was the most boring gta game ever
>>226014537right so that's a bloke's willy bump
>>226014569prefer it if you didn’t, thanks in advance
>>226014535blues for the red sun?
might eat my pizza in bed
does ocarina remake is good?
>>226014085Directions for the rice?
>>226014600ohio
>>226014585sky valley
>>226013880that is a beautiful picture
>>226014595in-bloody-sane
licky bum bum down
rorke's instagram story audio when he goes to japanstay with meeeestay-stay with-stay with m-strorke's instagram story audio when he goes to japan
>>226014522no it doesntalso get the impression you think i only listen to metal because youre projecting your narrowmindedness onto me to cope with your deep seated insecurities
>>226014611yeah but none of that is going to pay my bills is it
>guy gets killed by tiger>9 people killed in plane crashCan't we get some positive news for once? Jeez!
>>226014603holy ESL
>>226014611>sun explodeatheist larpcope
>>226014640rorke woke up feeling like p diddy
if you keep running in a circle maybe you'll end up on a new path
I SAID BUSTAYOU LEAVE THEM GIRLS ROLLIN' AND IT LOOK LIKETHEIR ASSES IS SWOLLEN
>>226014662scert
>>2260146401 of them was brown
>tfw you will never fuck a girl
>>226014526chise is blessed and I prayed for 20 mins earlier today x
sorry is this sverigetraden? are we swedish now???
>>226014627great rorkeian psycho-analysis mateit’s a bad genre of music, and it had no real staying-power because of it
mate got a new gf so now im a billy no mates againmale friendships past your mid-twenties are a farce
british culture is alcoholismand if you dont like it you can fuck off
Your music taste shows your insecuritiesMy music taste however does not
neighbours bin is always empty, what the fuck does the cunt eat?
i have "nigga" syndrome
>>226014692yes hello i am swedish
>>226014706>more cope metal is as popular as ever what do you listen to now
>>226014640I miss the times when the worst thing you'd read in the news was hijacked jetliners flying into buildings
>>226014721British culture is pagan traditions and festivals but Rorke wants me to believe it's some americanised version of the 1950s
>>226014389couldn't listen to it in good faith with this chud staring at back at me
im all about the poonani
>>226014761who is "kt"
>>226014725cobblers
how come absolutely nothing can make your dick bigger besides dangerous surgery? just doesn't seem right. women can get bigger boobs by getting pregnant, or getting implants (which is much safer than penis enlargement btw). women have it so easy
>>226014748it’s been hardstyle, jazz, 50s-60s soul, adele (specifically 25 & 30), old school memphis rap the last month
do you think the hosts of toonattik ever hooked up
>>226014389/mu/ thinks ur a tourist and gay if you do this
>>226014797dunno man looked at big boob picture and my willy became bigger maybe you ought to try that
>died during penis enlargement surgery
>it’s been hardstyle, jazz, 50s-60s soul, adele (specifically 25 & 30), old school memphis rap the last month
This is a Christian countreh *never been to church or cracked open a bible in my life. used to bully the religious kid in school*
sieg heil fellow natsocs, hope you're having an aryan day today
>>226014786Katie/noidedjester/rottingdolly
>>226014806>all that cringe shitlol if you think looking back at your metal phase has upset you just wait til you look back on your adele and juicy j phase
>>226014827i look like this and say things like this
nth for the gyaldem
>>226014410obviously actually doing itwhat sort of dichotomy is that
please pray for my unc, he went to the hospital this morning
>>226014852right yeah people never post bizarre lies on /brit/
>>226014533you'll be fine, there's 7 matches so an early goal in at least 1 is guaranteed
>>226014858was it a porno hospital
>>226014841
women with their boobs and vaginas out
my dad listens to ai music and watches netflix shows meant for children
>>226014841>>226014879you are one bizarre "nigga"
>>226014879I want to see her tits
>>226014842i’ve listened to adele since 20 came out, she’s a good artist, three 6’a first album still holds up, and don’t know if i could say jazz and soul is cringe now you sound insecure over your bland and uniform music palette
>>226014870er YEAH exactly you fucking spasticlying on /brit/ is completely mundane and unremarkablewasting your whole holiday on /brit/ is utterly patheticso why would you not be sure which is IDIOT. FUCK OFF.
i dont like seeing horseswede and our resident leaf argue :(
>>226014898well you can if you look hard enough
>>226014886did he watch the amazing digital circus? because if so i'd like to thank him for supporting the australian 3D animation industry
>>226014880disgusting vapid desperate whores and sluts
Any black metal recommendations?
>>226014902youre the one who brought it up and are desperate to prove me wrong
best charlihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGmM2l39LEs
>>226014938concession accepted, mong
all women are basically just porn walking around on two legs
>>226014924Just post them ffs I'm not trawling through archives and shit
>>226014947we dont sign our posts here
>>226014938are you actually from canada
A group of people that technically aren't supposed to have internet access pulled off the biggest theft in human history.
>>226014936BurzumMayhem
>>226014886stepmum's addicted to AI generated lesbian romance tiktoks
Sir Andy Burzum
>>226014936crowbar
>>226014936yeah the one with the distorted droning guitar and the man gurgling and moaning over it
>>226014956they watch more than us
>>226014936Deafheaven Wolves in the Throne RoomAlcestWhite WardWounds of Recollection Agriculture
>>226014972well they technically are supposed to have internet access because their whole job is cyber espionage
>>226014982poo farting
>>226014988big if true
i have capitulated to heatingberg
caberga
(8) i'm still in love with you or parts of you, it's complicatedthen i remember everything you did to me i fucking hate you (8)
when i buy a pie at the football match i say “concession accepted” haha
>>226014627A moose's cock is deep seated up your ass
i reckon for me it's metalcore like bring me the horizon and that
>>226014983fuck off they're not black metal
OHHHHHHHH DANNY DANNY DANNY DANNY TOMMINSON
>>226015004shut up mate
>>226015022sorry
>>226014879W katie
>>226014250>metal>phaseConsider voluntary electrocution
anyone got any plans for high treason tomorrow?
Just found out that Tottenham Hotspur are going to win the league. Mad that
>>226014975i truly think the world is doomed
>>226015033
lantlos
>>226014841>>226014879>>226015033replied to himself again award
>>226014896
>>226015041fuck off james
>>226015053zip it chicken little
>>226015047What do we think of Tottenham XDDDDDDDD
>>226014879didnt know she had such an ample bosom
>>226015041I'll do nothing
not really a W to kill yourself is it
>>226015079sc
>>226015035>voluntary i choose not to then
>>226015079scr
>>226014956*pulls a curtain revealing a fleshlight and sex arse taped to a top half mannequin stolen from the ladies section of river island*behold a woman
footymongs disturb me
>>226014936Rotting Christ Ofnus
if the uk had guns i think atleast a tenth of the population is topping themselves
>>226015084dying on your own terms is a huge dub and is flexing on gods plan
>>226015047*blocks your path*
>>226015105screaming but unsure if in a positive or negative way
>>226014533sorted mate. how much you win?
>>226014936elfforforest silencemedenera
>>226015058YOU WERE MINE
>>226015143ignore me, it was var'd off
rorke throwing a child off of the tate modern
>>226015131He’s married an ex snowbunny FUCKING LOL
>>226014879this is proibably what women look like when they want your attention for something serious
>>226015057
>>226015139its a play on socrates chicken story. obviouslyl that's not a woman. i'm makign a feminist point. defend women.
get it maid
>>226015161why do you know that
>>226009664>>226009664>>226009664
>>226015143sputtering
>>226015084she stacked them but yuno mental health
500 quid down the shitter. Bettingmongs are mental.
blappepo be like, "snowbunny"
only gone and shat my pants
If there was drugs in front of me i would sniff them
>>226015197Football Twitter
Como with a 7th minute goal just to rub it in on bettard
>>226015249woah mental
>>226015184>>226015281>>226015281>>226015281
