jesus christ i'll fucking make it then edition
CS 1.6 best game ever created
You reckon in an alternate universe we're all friends and live in a small town in america?
I am certain that there is a God, and he is one. I am less certain about the other finer points of religión
>>226020629no
hey Fry, pizza going out, COME OOOOONNNN
>>226020632>I am certain that there is a Godno you aren't unless you're severely mentall ill
>>226020632
Coca Cola best drink thats why i never drink it
>>226020667screa
>>226020666mogged by vimto and guarana antartica
Wish they sold dr pepper here
>>226020644G. A. Porn? Ah, crud
wish stella cox would make up her mind as to whether she's british or italian
>>226020685nah
>>226020704poor wankard pooser not being able to order a pizza because they assume its a joke
>>226020710ever play Unreal 1? Cause that is actually best game ever created
Keep Britain trucking.
>>226020721I dont think soQuake 3 is up there though
>>226020735BORN IN A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A CAVE
>>226020710you even tried vimto?
>>226020632I don't know if there is a god or not, but I know that everyone on the internet that is Pro or Anti-Christianity is some kind of fraud or grifter. The Christian VS Atheist debate is the most useless debate possible. Spirituality and philosophy and certain aspects of religion will always be applicable/useful but its something you will find out for yourself. Anyone telling you what to think is your enemy - You will find it out by observing reality.
Right well thats my laptop BSODing with error code "pagefault_in_nonpaged_area" then saying "no bootable device" after restarting
What is the best British yacht rock song of all time, you ask! Well, that must be Sade's Cherry Pie!
>>226020746hard drive bomb blast
Nobody cares nigga
>>226020746when it starts back up, type "performance" into start, click on "adjust appearance and performance", turn on "data execution protection" and then check your virtual memory allocation in "advanced" and you can spam DEL or F12 or F10 when its booting (or ESC) and choose a different bootable device probably on F10
3300 kcals down the hatch
>>226020749Sade is the best
I EXERT STRESS WHEN I EXPORT BEATS
so baby, do you do hotel visits? so much, say you and your friends? that could work what about extras? yeah let me think about that
watching people play WoWdont get it at all but it looks comfy
>>226020804i remember this song from tf2 frag videos
>>226020814what happened to this lad?
>>226020824the woke got him
>>226020829for saying it?
ONLY A WOMANO-ONLY A WOMAN...ONLYA WOMAN SUCK MY DICK
Grabbed this sluts arse in the club and she didn’t even care
you guys see that guy who got kneed to the chest and his heart explodedwhat the heck is up with that
>>226020879The heart beat is divided in 64 parts. If you get hit smack in the middle of the chest at exactly the 1/64th stage where it's at its most vulnerable, you die. I have hears it happen before. Some real kung fu shit.
>>226020858shagging black women o algo but was too a bit wrong about it. that’s why they entry to that video makes me laugh >she took that par to the back of he throat >in an alley
good morning
>>226020879he was on 1HP
>>226020879humans can be very resilient, get shot in the head and surviveconversely, they can take a knee to the chest and diepot luck
This couple were fucking so loudly in the room next to me in the psychward then when she finished she tried to get into my room for sex but I locked the door and told her to fuck offIm not fucking some sloppy seconds where this still dick residue inside
will the pc computer ram prices go down now i'd like to upgrade my machine to ddr5 you see
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.
onlylosemefoot
>>226020942no lollygagging
>>226020939let me speak to Huan Nvidia
>>226020942Can’t believe it took 8 years just to announce the name of the new game
so who's your favourite cameron cutie
didn’t post on /brit/ when i was on psych wardtoil. i was living it
>>226020970thank you
>>226020980penny all day, King Arthur himself couldn't pull me out of that
Getting wissed up with my mate. We just necked a wizza. End of days we didn't choose be borns xxx
>>226020980obviously mordaunt but she's an evil warmongering ghoul
>>226020993I got into so many fights in the last psychward they put me at
>>226021019big black and slavic men would heem you
last day of throat buster porn
>>226021024 But their were some blacks and they didnt heem me
Emma Watson made me a poo sandwich fresh from her bum because she’s my gf and loves me.
>>226021085>>226021085>>226021085
He had it all
Kind of feel sorry for single mums
I’m glad TES VI isn’t going to be named after a province.
>>226021097'elen finally left did she?
>open /brit/ >hes fantasizing about black men took like a minute
>>226021125foy
>>226021135the internet is a yank world (thats why its full of talks about black cock)
>>226021097why does she look like Rubys mum
>>226021097she looked like tim
ok is that the smell of pussy/sex/blowjobs or am I just wanking too much
>>226021117Been a good while now. She was sick of him getting drunk and giving out her full name and address to his viewers
leftypol dropping hints about black guys and venting the smell of cum into rorkes room like his house is a high street with a bakery on it, a cum bakery
i sometimes wonder what women think about male on male violence
(leftypol and rorke living together) >>226021197do you ever see women bullying each other and get a boner from it? well
he’s back on his uk botnet then
>>226021186what did you hope to achieve with this post
>>226021211funny
ill probably repost it later and it will likely anger the libs gn
now back to the normal flag out of embarrassment
>>226021236
When i get it work
ay man where the fuck is mario judah
>>226021016come back to /britfeel/
>>226021273it's not christmas yet you fuckin prick
women are the superior race
>>226021273What happened to you as a child that made you this desperate for any crumb of attention?
>>226020656Why are you posting your son like that
what's the most rorke element
>>226021311Fire obviously
>>226021307because he needs to learn
remember when elon musk got bullied on diablo
>>226021177mental that this lad managed to land a gf at all despite smelling of fish and being a fat hopeless dosser
>>226021385>>226021385>>226021385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERY8e1gCRGYlistening to the most Anglo-Saxon song ever recorded in the modern era
>>226020667kek pls can diss be real
>>226021394you posted the wrong song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvKRbi2ovDY
about to poo
*Opens mouth*
>>226021097fuck me helen was real?
>>226021154Have we ever seen Rubes' dad?
>>226021311hydrogen
Gravy's good tonight
How do you lads get through the days?
>>226021455always thought gravy was the kind of savory sauce you have on turkey and the likes, not tomato sauce
>>226021177why the fuck is she shagging himlike shes not a lookerbut im pretty sure she can do better den hkmunfortunately i cannae unsee that she does look like tim in a wig
just poo'd
hiya
>>226021177let it be-he-he-he-he
>had Friday booked off work>toilbergess said she actually can't spare me and has rescinded my approved day off with barely 24 hours to go not particularly fair she has said she'll give me a bonus day off come 2027 to make up for it though
do wagiekeks really
That lady looks like she’s got a turkey waffle dangling between her legs. Flappy McFlapflaps
week of next after fri where are some nice places in scotland to visit boys
roadman shaq
>>226021483>rescinded my approved day off how is that allowed
>>226021489sick day. virus going around (will lose my job within 4 months)
>>226021503it's insurance and the last 2 months of the year are always insanely intense due to some legal shit we need to do
>>226021503its notanon wont say shit though
wearing sheer tights
how is there so much variation in Brazilianstheyre either turbo brown ape uggo or 10/10 white absolutely fit as fuckhalf the time you'd never even guess they were Brazilian
cupping my calves while wearing sheer tights
remember in 2009 when playboy put marge simpson on their coverwhy'd they do that then
>>226021567probably the difference between the ones with Portuguese ancestry and the ones that are descended from indigenous runts
Hope you deleted your face sitting porn Rorke
>>226021651got the drives packed up and handing it into the police station this morning
>>226021567loads of black and brazillians are fit too
>>226021667and brown*
jesus it’s slow
used to be australians and yanks who would keep it going. given up the ghost
>>226020949it's so grim the wigger leeches circling around him prodding him for content and waiting for him to die
>>226020980kemi was fit back then
vegans are dirty gay fart fetishists who want us all eating lots of beans and vegetables so we cant help but do stinky smelly farts 24/7 in public and in private, but especially in public so the gay homosexual fart fetishist gays can all smell our beany vegan smelly farts that escape us against our will. Homosexual vegans are all fart rapists.
Finally home, fucking hell>>226021567>>226021667Argentina is whiter than brazil, but brazilian whites are more white than argentinian whites.
hate being cold me
>>226021764six inch deep it’s all the same
omg hurry up and post
>>226021763i do horrible smelly farts after eating cheese and milk though. if i went vegan i would fart a lot lesshow does that factor into your little theory
saw yhe chase today
People on facebook marketplace are just selling anything nowadays.
jus got richtook a broke nigga bitch i can make a broke bitch rich but i don’t fuck with broke bitches
Checked out r/girldinnerstories or whatever its called the other day.First story i read was about how OP finally decided to fuck her multi-millionaire 6'3 friend she had been friendzoning for the last 10 years.Second story was about how OP somehow defeated 6 guys barehanded that tried to assault her outside the club (one even had a gun!).Whats the point of all of this, who believes this, why don't the mods delete these obviously fake stories, why?
>>226021895reddit is a glowie website
psst
How old were you when you realised that most people are blatantly insecure, desperate to fit in, and trying to compensate for things which are often outwardly obvious?I have to admit, I was like 26 or 27. Until then I just assumed the problem was with me and not the runts I was surrounded by innit
>>226021895reddit is incel central the whole website is the grimmest freaks imaginable doing creative writing exercises
not even 2:30 yet in bongistan and all the supposed ‘alienated mentally ill freaks’ are snuggled up tightly. even mousenonce is fast asleep dreaming of ascot. fuck sake
>>226021975um i just logged on ok and i'm a mentally ill freak so
poo bradly screm
think i'm developing yellow fever
>>226022024Me too. Might travel to Japan and shag as many slitty eyed lasses as possible.
trying out a new beard stylenot sure about it
of All Sad Wordsof Tongue or Penthe Saddest are These:Nick was Right Again
>>226022054when was he right
>>226022015why is the death of an elderly man a viral sensationsoulless freak world
>>226022015very misleadingthe video doesn't even have him dying, he died like three hours later
got the wow forever installing
>>226022083and you'll stay a virgin forever
playing overwatch as the doom "nigga"
>>226022090right well thats me done then xd
>>226022015why is the lady's ass glowing
>>226022090stop giving verbal cody
frankly, my cows have gone off to pasture
>>226022134i'll spoil the wordle for you insteadvery nutty guess isnt it
>>226022138hunter quit sending me this weird crap dawg
Yo Cody! Where the fuck you been dude? You comin to Brayden's party tonight?
silently watching over all sleeping british posters like a guardian wolf...
>>226022152>nig
*gets a nocturnal erection*
>>226022169
>>226022169https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TOCNUrYCLQ
>>226022169*flicks it*
Sir Edward Jonathan Davey
>>226022196*awakens fitfully and starts screaming in agony*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>226022169*__cks it*
really dehydrated but i can't go and get some water :/
got my CompTIA certification done :)
In Star Wars they had a musical genre that was their version of heavy metal which they called heavy isotope.
Do you ever wish you were chubby? Not morbidly obese like a samoan but curved and soft like a teddy bear?
>>226022015Why do the good ones die so young?
>>226022227why you always tryna run and hidealways have my name up in your mouth you outta lineyou gon' make me pop up at your door like surpriselike come outside lil bitch, come outside!!
hot stuff coming through
>>226022212OW! Why did you kick it? :(
>>226022227they also had a musical genre called jizz
>>226022156my guy can you do me a solid and gimme a raincheck on that
gen z males in the uk are so cucked
>>226022284Cody you good bro? I know you been goin through some shit lately
>username forcibly changed in online gameright well that's an easy uninstall
>>22602231414 years of Tories combined with a Blairite education system does that
love y'all ok
I like applying lip balm. My lips feel more MOIST
where’s ziedbelg?
>>226022358he love it waffle
>>226022363nice photo shawn very flattering
from tomorrow, watching or possessing pornography will get you 2 years in prison
>>226022385fucking delete this now
>>226022389suspended sentence i reckon
>>226022385no seriously if you don’t delete this it’s illegal
anyone finger puppet a bunch of money and assets and stuff for when i eventually split?
>>226022389didn’t expect labour to be the ones to take us back to the puritan era
I told Jay Dyer about how Darth Plagueis initiated Palpatine into the dark side by getting him to murder his family and how it mirrors real life Satanic inituation rituals. Jay said this sounds very interesting and he will read Darth Plagueis and analyze it.
>>226022389>>226022441I don't think anyone will ever see prison for it but you get charged with possessing "extreme pornography" for having a step mommy joi video and you'll get labeled a pervert/nonce forever and your life will be over
>>226022358he looks ready
>>226022460oh my god shit the fuck up you fucking spastic bore twitter with this asinine drivel
>>226022475Go hang out with your cartel or something Ramirez. My posts are for white people.
>>226022465didn’t they ban caning and female ejaculation a while ago too? what ever happened to that
>>226022465Makes you wonder what will be next. What was considered acceptable a year ago may not be in a few years time.
>>226022495i am white
Get the AI black men posted
>>226022496Dunno about that. Around a year ago they made cum tributes illegal lol
So I can't wank to mom joi anymore??
>>226022535fraid not, illegal
>>226022381dolphone
cant wait to post all day tomorrow again
>>226022460darksiders are cunts
>>226022535you canyou're not allowed to watch sex between two people who claim to be familyor something like that
>>226022542grow up
it was hard to part with the xev collection but it had to be done
>>226022559
>>226022389my porn folder is nearly 200GB, there's almost certainly a few instances of a hand on a throat or a mature woman pretending to be a "mom" in there but I'm not scouring through the entire lot just to make Burntham happy, sorry
>200GB porn folder
>>226022496>female ejaculationGood. They should not be allowed!
>>226022575fucking criminal how little lactation content she made
becomed a sexy ai black man through allah all things are possible
>>226022585their definition of suffocation is so ridiculously vague it could apply to just about anything involving a mouth
>>226022546The Empire was cooler and more based than the Rebels and the Republic.
>>226022580
>>226022604probably not as much in there as you're thinking I just have all of it in max quality due to OCD so pretty big filesizes
>>226022626ktim might need it some day
reckon it’s just so when they arrest someone for wrongthink they can claim they found “extreme pornography” on their hard drive because they had “my step sister got stuck in the tumble dryer” in their xvideos history, avoiding another embarrassing story of someone being arrested for a social media post
>>226022619I've said this before, surely deepthroat would fall under the same definition of restricting air yet that's apparently fine
>>226022619that's the ideaso if they want you gone they can find an instance where you viewed a deepthroat video and get you done
Might go woke
>>226022644grow up
>>226022626screamadellica
>>226022657it does>that's apparently fineit's not
with catberg
>>226022626i have a full set of allen keys but still keep these shitty ones because it feels like a shame to throw them away
Controversial opinion: if you have a fetish for old hags, you deserve to get jailed, gaoled, and imprisoned.
>>226022669then why doesn't the official new list of banned sex acts mention deepthroat
>>226022666begone satan i rebuke you in the name of christ
who's allen
>>226022684i don't know what "official list" you're referring to, but the definition for suffocation is intentionally vague so that it can include deepthroat if they want it to
can't sleep so I guess I'll just watch yt or something idk
>>226022672let me guess, you might need it?
>>226022683>Controversial opinionreddit tier way to start a post
>>226022684https://www.freespeechcoalition.com/uk-choking-content-ban>According to the government: "We consider that suffocation will generally mean depriving a person of air in a way that affects their ability to breathe. Unlike strangulation, this does not require pressure to the neck. It could, for example, involve covering someone's mouth and nose or compressing their chest."
>>226022653Or/and they just want to add an extra layer of humiliationGetting arrested is one thing but having your search history revealed is another
>>226022690
>>226022713He's kind of cute ngl
>>226022695there was a list that kept being posted in here of specifically what was now considered illegal and not once did it mention any kind of fellatio
4 rum shots, 2 piña coladas, 2 beers, 2 orders of king fried prawns and a large serving of foie gras ok
>>226022711>Could it cover gagging or deepthroating?>Potentially, as those acts tend to obstruct the airway. The government's equality assessment says the offense "could cover behaviours such as 'gagging'".
>>226022713there he is
can't even get my willy sucked anymore because of woke
>>226022713always makes me laugh
>>226022711that's so vague that not even deepthroat but just a regular blowjob could be construed as depriving someone of aireven a prolonged kiss could be considered depriving someone of airwhat a ridiculously stupid fucking rule, how are they ever going to seriously enforce this
business idea : controversial opinion
Does eating arse count as suffocation?
its honestly good, porn is deprived
controversial idea: business opinion
>Rorke will be illegal from 2027 onwards
he's done me
>>226022746It won't be actively enforced but like others have said it's to put you through an extra humiliation ritual if you get charged with something else and they search your devices.>Yes we arrested him for a tweet but it's a GOOD thing because we caught him with extreme illegal pornography
rorke going to memphis
"nigga"
>>226022711>compressing their chest was that a forceful boob grope? You're nicked sunshine
might apply for a loicence to have me nob sucked
>>226022768just as well I don't use any form of social media then
What if it's not even pornographic thoughWhat if it's a TV show clip of a woman sitting on a fella's face
rorke is a houston playa
>>226022746a regular blowjob involves gagging to a certain extentif you lads watch or posses anything involving blowjobs then expect a knock at door
Burzum now that was real music
>>226022790hold on is that an episode of the Simpsons on your hard drive where homer strangles bart? 6 years in Strangeways mate
what am i allowed to wank to in burnhams britian?
>>226022822then haven't banned sph yet
>>226022822consensual vaginal sex in the missionary position between a white woman and a bame, fully clothed
>>226022832oh thank god
>>226022825he looks like he would pass quite well if he transitioned, very feminine face
>>226022825Do most british lads look like this? When I think of England it's either lads like this or the fat "norf fc" blokes I see in my head
>>226022825FeistyMilfTracy52853 and her most loyal customer
>>226022876yh but they usually have better haircuts
>>226022876he looks like me tbf
all english lads do have the same appearance tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohKN47N6VAg
>>226022876or this
fapping myself a treat at fapngo
i look like this
2022 and 23 were so surreal looking back.the whole world forgot about covid so fast.
thread dead isn't it
it is.
Y'all hear the government wants to ban blowjobs now??
why do you give a fuck, it's not like you were getting any.
>>226023032no ok
>>226023061>>226023061>>226023061new, as it were
remember when they banned 4chan but we're all still here
>>226023046yeahwasn't getting any anyway
right well that's not the new
ok so why is it only strangulation I'm pretty sure there's more fucked up porn out there
>>226023079yeahmad that
>>226023109our government is convinced there's an epidemic of men strangling women during sex
>>226023137>>226023137
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