worthless penis edition
>>226023137doing a poo and a wee
>>226023146grow up
any homosexuals in? x
great start
>>226023170Did someone take a fat dump on her head?
watching a video of a man who works at a grocery store complaining about the american tendency to shart in mart
>>226023226>>226023226>>226023226
>>226023231fuck off
I keep farting and shitting all over everything in my apartment.
>>226023231>>226023224wait so there's 2 swedes here
>>226023261Yeah, I posted >>226023224. I don't know who the other guy is.
in a perfect mood to tilt and throw multiple games in a row
>>226023272i've given up online games desu, just not worth it to sit through 9 games that suck to have 1 game where i actually have fun.single player is a lot of fun too.
>>226023272https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaFk8XkgZik
real /brit/ posters know about The Two Swedes
>>226023291gay weirdo cunt
India has everything: curry, onion bhaji, chicken tikka masala... and the rest.
>>226023303His boyfriend is worse. He sucked a horse dildo on stream while crossdressing.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ggboca2rkrM
>>226023311thats why its very very very important to get them here
>>226023296i wonder if the other swede is the same guy who used to post about andy sixx's creamy logs
faith in humanity restored ok
>>226023348Not me. I thought andyposters were contained in /b/.
>>226023360don't understand the refugee hate, where should they go?
Mental how much this website's user count has sharply dropped since 2022
No longer in New Mexico but still had a very excellent day xEven found $40 laying on the street
shall go to bed, nighty everyone.
>>226023433gn spaino
not gonna wank ok
I'll go back New Mexico one day maybe forever but they don't pay very well for humble tradesmen
>>226023440don't call me that.
three lions on a shirt,six lions on two shirts.twelve lions on four shirts,twenty-four lions on eight shirts.
why did he do that then
>>226023408everyone dying out slowly
>>226023458Tojo loved it
i love japan ok
Sir Bukayo SakaSir Marcus RashfordSir Jadon Sancho
>>226023458IIRC he had syphilis in the brain like Al Capone when he did time in AlcatrazMany such cases back then
So I've just binge watched The Shield and it's 5amJUST ANOTHER DAYYYY
>>226023459I fear that this will happen in a lot of industries in the next 10+ years. Like how the Linux kernel has just straight up allowed AI assisted code. Might seem fine for now that boomers experienced enough can look at the output and make sure it's fine, but what happens when they die out?
>>226023491forgot sancho existedfat wasteman
Heaven sounds boring I hope they have xbox up there
doctors be like "show me your penis"
real ones remember prime jesse lingard and prime dele alli
>>226023534my dad loved them bothshame what became of them
>straight up
i have an illness
must be awkward having an attractive female doctor inspect your incredibly small penisluckily i've only had male doctors inspect my incredibly small penis
got the country music on and my 'jama trousers on
watching a videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUIlHpatxis
one time my doctor was so impressed by my penis that she took a picture of it and sent it to all her fit doctor matesno joke
Heaven sounds boring, I hope they have 77 virgins up there.
>>226023528Famously it's a half pipe
phones have enslaved us
>>226023587Good
>>226023587i never use my phone when im bored and it makes me feel like a free thinker like ive escaped the matrix
Can't wait for the big brother final episode I'm so exited mmmmmmm slop
>>226023137Jerk it for me fag
>>226023610ktim
>>226023610Do you do anything else instead or just be bored, I had to do that a lot when I was a child just wait with nothing for an hour and go stir crazy and I don't want to even do it again
*jerma looking down at the viewer sternly*zerk your worthless zenis
>>226023636no i just stand there and look ahead
if they try and ban masturbation people will simply take the law into their own hands
>>226023640He wouldn't say that!!!!!!!!!
>>226023646Why
tell me one thing
>>226023664well what else am i meant to do
I’m a lazy piece of shit, low moral faggot and the world would be ~infinitely better off if I was dead.
>>226023674Sometimes it feels nice to fart
>>226023676Audiobook podcast knit puzzle whittle
>>226023674On this day in 1138, Lý Anh Tông was enthroned as the emperor of Đại Việt at the age of two, beginning a 37-year reign
>>226023698Ok ! !
>>226023691can't do that in public though
>>226023686Cody Mom told you to not suck Uncle Gary off after dinner. You know he got brain issues from that artillery shell hitting him in the head in Afghanistan.
>>226023698how does your keyboard make those funny letters
>>226023674She's 17, he's 22, is that too much of a difference?She's got everything he wants, she's got everything he wants...
>>226023708Why
reached gold 5 on support
>>226023698chill on the diacritics
the concept of supporting the british royal legion, supporting the armed forces, expressions patriotism, or supporting the idea that britain should have a strong military not beingg political viewsfrankly bewildering question
>>226023718just can't ok
>>226023720Red leader standing by
>>226023713magic spells, communication with aliens and so forth
>>226023737Ok
you lads are up early! you must all be busy bees! perhaps going for a run before everyone else gets up eh? personally I've been drinking all night
>>226023720just deleted that shit game for removing my username
>>226023735I think it's a quaint custom of the brish and anyone who don't like it can fuck off back to camel land, me
>>226023640>>>/gif/31384683
>>226023691Recommend some audiobooks / podcasts you enjoy
>>226023764disturbing
>>226023735There's politics and there's politics you see, I won't be wearing one, and I'll be doing all noises and stuff during the two minutes silence
blacks have always been in britain
>>226023769Foy
>>226023786https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M-qsVS8zeU
>>226023764Looking at her feet to avoid her face was how I got through this
>>226023674new mexico
>>226023796genuinely evil
>>226023751Woke up at 10PM, too cold and dark to go outside
Gay porn is fun to watch if you imagine one of them being a woman
>>226023813Corrrr can we get a pic
sipping a tea >>226023813kino. i'd love to visit sveden this time of year
Yanks posting their shit posts as usual
>>226023786this was before woke existed and they didn't put them there on purpose
I am the fly I am the fly
twitch streamer with anime girl vtuber avatar! I LIKE!!!!!!
king arthur was trans if you can believe it
Tim bought a £400 high tech ring yesterday when Mark was selling his gadgets in order to fund his gambling addiction Tim fucking won>>226023796>showing that on cbbcdown with this evil tyrannical regime
>>226023848this is ’ vicky ’
>>226023818I imagine that the guy I'm fucking is a woman and then it's not gay anymore
business idea: date a woman
>>226023867not allowed
>>226023867in this economy?
You look like this
nothing wrong with being gay some say it's unnatural but most days my bowels don't even fall out of my arse and when they do, newsflash, I just put em back inwhats the big deal homophobies
i am a historian of incelology
>>226023886Shut up Ahmed
>>226023820Not much to see, no snow yet.>>226023823I grew up in Norrland. When dad dropped me off at school the sky was pitch black and the ground was all orange because of the street lamps, it was like that when he picked me up as well.
>>226023882Why are you browsing /lgbt/?
>>226023895bad yank post sorry but it's bad ok
>>226023889in 100 years there will be historians for the 21st century and they'll all be saying "these niggas are freaks"
>>226023901Accident you see, I was looking for brit but lgbt showed up instead.
>>226023889provide the historic background of this man
>>226023902Worse than him talking about prolapses?
>>226023916he is the admin for the suicide forum
atheismlad is genuinely lost he needs help
>>226023916he is the incel "nigga"
>>226023882>Noun>anorexia nervosa (uncountable, abbreviation AN)>(pathology) An eating disorder characterized by self-starvation due to an irrational fear of gaining weight.
>>226023920europeans can talk about black dick and prolapsing but if you say "shut up" then it's a bad postvery bizarre isnt it
>>226023931such a dogshit gimmick haha i "put" "quotes" "around" "a" "word"
>>226023934Oh wow what haha x>>226023939Yes it is and thank you yank this is the first yank post itt that wasn't bad. Like how are these men 'straight' when they are obsessed with bbc? They're not.
>>226023943i saw the yank "nigga" he melts down like 2x a day
my will.i.am puls is still on fleek
why do some people like to pretend 5% is strong for a beer
How did the Kaiser Cheifs manage to coast on one mediocre song?
>>226023955one hit song is better than no hit songs
right well that's a match lost because two of our team members left and I didn't even get a consolation bonus
>>226023946>yankIsn't it the "chudfinn" or some other schizodiaper using a proxy?
any wokes in?
browsing the 'eddit
>>226023977no i'm a chud actually
>>226023977yeah just got up
this is me, I am the "chill bully"
might dedicate too much time getting irrationally angry at something that doesn't matter
>>226024008hello
>>226024015ktim
>>226024016nigga*stabs you with the sharp thing coming out of my head*
>>226024015London?
would be nice if after we die there is a heaven and everyone there speaks English
don't hear much from the nutty professor these days
>>226024061he nutted to death
taking up the nutty professor’s mantle
Stop Sexualising `Mouse` ok ..
Do you think pink pantheress would like my 3 inch penis?
Boys should not use girls toiletTilde stay out of there creep
need woke back
oh fuck it's bonfire nightthat's another night of dogberg shitting himself again then
wonder if gpu and ram prices will drop now
>>226024112been to a few places where it was all gender neutral and you could be at the urinal while women go in and out of the cubicles behind youit not right
>>226024122lol
>>226024122why would they do that
If Mouse was a photo it would be the one of Johnny Cash doing a swear word with his hand but John was American and Mouse is not American but it's that general idea
>>226024135Haha
>>226023866the fucking itself is better since men are better at it.
>>226024127lower demand
>>226024121would give my old dog some chewing gum to calm him down when we would take him to the displayshe wouldn't get out the car without it and still had to be carried the whole night lol
>>226024157sam altman told me this very week im not allowed ram
>>226024156Do you prefer to bottom?
Might be just me but I never saw people bringing up muh cortisol before COVID hit, seems like younger millennials annd zoomers are just anxiety ridden messes simply because of one meme chemical.
I'll fuck leaf intha ass iykwim
>>226024184Helps when there's 30 bars on your block and you can pop in for 10 beers on your walk to work.b
any midnight release man in
>>226024194I'm going to release my nuts at midnight in leaf's ass
>>226024173I'm not gay so i don't understand the question
>>226024184yeah and i'd never heard of fedex, then cast away came out and i saw their vans everywhere
right well what's the point of no nut november if i spend the whole month thinking about wanking
>>226024226Bodied that twart
>>226024028*is stabbed*
>>226024214?
>>226023170lovely boobs
impromptu dress down thursday at toil todayme showing my dissatisfaction with work by wearing a t shirtsenior management utterly flummoxed at my total disregard for their dress policy
>>226024301This is just like Johnny Rotten defaming the queen oh my DAYS what a scandel
>>226024301dress up
rape rorke just fucking rape him already
throat busting rorke before the ban
THIS GIRL IS ON FIRETHIS GIRL IS ON FIRE UHHHHHUH
sir nick woltemade
rorke is unstoppable
rorke is unrapeable
>>226024327never ever never never getting on a plane
didn't like the way the man waved me to cross his driveway before he pulled in and huffed when I didn't do it because dogberg was sniffing the grass and not yet ready to move ongoing to seethe about this for at least a week
got this blanket that's supposed to be dogs in santa hats but when it's upside down i just see little grinning nigga fellas
>>226024423incredible the kind of things you can purchase in poland
i'm welsh
@grok kill myself
@grok hi
>>226024382Terrifying. Really expected this video to end in a crash.
My name Harry Willy Cox
>>226024327evil man
>>226024449You're one of the good ones
>>2260245075' 3" and no altitude5' 3" and no altitude
cody that dude's name is hairy podder
>>226024566only cody post ive ever chucled at well done
>>226023786Marian was so fucking fit
you know what, I'm really starting to like this /brit/ fellow
what toothpaste do you lot use then?
>>226024602Sensodyne gets the job done well
>>226024602i'm not saying, you just want to make fun of me
>>226024602dont know
>>226024388This also pisses me off. People stop to let me cross the road when I'm actually going to get the dog to sit, treat him and then release him when ready. So if you hadn't stopped I would have been able to do this at my leisure
>>226024618Literally just brushed my teeth 10 minutes ago and couldn't name the brand. Crest probably. Idk
ww2 german rock band called ss top
>basketball player called midtgaard>he guards the middle
>>226024635instead of big beards they just have really long and short mustaches
>>226024652environmental storytelling with the purple link and the previous post
>>226024662we need to go deeper
>>226024673
>>226024652>neil gaiman>doesn't kneel for gaymen>he just ties women up and sits on themmadness
Transitioning (putting on a dress) and moving into a battered women's shelter for a bit of respite
Good morning, ladsAre we all enjoying waking up and telling toilberg we're not going to the toilbuilding because we're too busy at home while also telling the toilfu about how we're playing Zelda
Lots of brown leaves coating the footpathsSad really isn't it
>>226024716No I am going to the toilbuilding
>>226024718not especially no
>>226024716>telling the toilfu about how we're playing Zelda
>>226024716they're making me hand in my phone today so i'm only going in for 3 hours
>>226024724I'm very sorry to hear thatYou do have your €7000 macbook with you at the toilbuilding to play games on tho?>>226024733In my defense she sperged the fuck out about it for like a whole fucking month and won't shut the fuck up about it
doctor running out of the hospital after sacked tranny with something sausage-shaped in his hand: xer, your worthless penis
going to use up all the hot water and have a bath
>>226024779My hot water is just always there
>>226024784must be nice to live with such luxuries
Definitely going to have my hair cut this weekendJust try and stop me
How long before the puritanical government ban wee porn?
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>>226024817men weeing on women epidemic is destroying this country
wonder where old zealand is
>>226024726I love this time of year. Brown and orange leaves, cool crisp air. It's perfect.
>>226024817the scottish dwarf lobby won't allow it
mad how this thread is over 4 hours oldit wouldn't have lasted 2 hours under peak brit
gay porn only
>>226024869yes yes YES
>>226024845Was what the Maoris lived on before colonizers arrioved
>>226024845right here mate
>>226024846Is brown
I disavow incelism
>>226024885what goes on there
Bonnie Blue is genuinely so ugly and repulsive. Hate her ugly chav prole horse face.It's a dire shame that she's more famous than actually good British pornstars like:Scarlett JonesAva DalushDaisy SteelBonnie GeeRhiannon RyderVictoria Summers Lucia LoveReed AmberHannah BrooksStella Cox
>>226024887Lovely image lad. What you think of mine?
>>226024889ummy ummm
>>226024895mad how she does 100 man gangbangs but not anal
>>226024906;)
>>226024895Stella cox not British Send her back
>>226024895she's a pioneer though
>>226023360bloody wonderful isn't it!
>>226024895grow up mate. they're all disgusting whores.
The problem with Bonnie blue is that she's an obvious reformerTrue of a lot of porn stars unfortunately
>>226024866everyone has been arrested for face sitting porn
>>226024895trying not to wank right now as a matter of fact
/gamemode creative
>>226024931lol
cuddling nettles
>>226024716toilfu doesn't give a shit about games unfortunately, not even mario kart appeals
haven't slept yet as i am a " neet slug "
>>226024981ktim
shooting black people with a machine gun
at a certain age being a neet is not so fun anymore
Hate when you walk past a to let sign and the. You look on their website and it's just not listedWhat a waste of good mdf
remember they mayan calendar in 2012what was that all about eh
>>226024980I wish I were joking but last fucking Christmas the 'fun group' organized a fucking MK touranment and like 6 people brought in switchesI was perplexed
>>226024817Mad how blowjobs are banned now but piss, scat and bondage is still apparently fineprobably don't want to offend the queers
ayo it do be like that though
>>226025013I'm not into any of those
>>226025020lol
>>226025013Queers famously never love to suck the dick
How come the uk has such restrictive porn laws despite the country being so not religious
>>226025033grow up
don't like shoegazewoke genre
>>226024895Ava Dalush was lovely, actually came across as intelligent too
>>226025033Preparation for sharia law soon
become gay for charli xcx
we have to undo the woke
>>226025048no i want to be straight and shag her ok
>>226025033The ruling classes have always tried to deny proles their funFurther to that, the porn bans are a way of manufacturing consent for ever more aggressive online surveillance and censorship
>>226024998can hear the largest one man party in australia from here
>>226025033the cultural Protestantism 'no fun allow' sense of morality never disappeared just because people stopped believing in the god bits
I support sharia because A. It oppresses women B. Sex with women is replaced by sex with twinks
just do it ok
wonder how many farts i've smothered into my seat cushionhas to be upwards of 10,000
>>226025012deep down I'm glad she isn't a gamerdespite how insanely contradictory it is I think girls being into games gives me the ick
might make a gay porn new
>>226025070the important thing is she's open to using sims mods to have her fetish of her husband in game cheating on her multiple times
all-female english pop-punk band in the early 2000's called busty
>>226025033the government are trying to protect young women from getting hurt but they're doing it in the most spasticated way possible
>>226025033NGOs run by hysterical women have far too much power in this country
i will wank and no one will stop me
>>226025076ironically she's the one doing the cheating not the other way around heh
>>226025092*stops you*
>>226025092not if i wank you first
wonder how tall the world's tallest dwarf isnot going to look it up though
I have freedom to be a NEET for two months
today I will buy a poppy ok
>>2260251155'11
>>226025142>>226025142
all these moments lost in time like cum in a communal cum jar
>>226025128
