semen stains the mountaintops edition
listening to the rest is politics
>>226025152grow up
Listening to this album for the first time was torture (no offence)
*buys no poppy*
i will not buy a poppy but i will mentally support the poppy ok
at toil, doing … “toil” things
no point discussing willy size without a corresponding female fanny size
They killed jacksepticeye for wearing a poppy
lets remember the war where loads of white men died so their countries could be flooded with brown people ok
now she's a little boy in spain
>>226025176trvke
choking out my own mum while shagging her
>>226025192maaaatematenot on
>>226025176right well how would you measure fanny size then, going by hole diameter?
blog on blog onwith cope in your heart and you'll never get a (you)
>>226025192her arse is shagged
>>226025192the most illegal post ever made
more loneliness than any man could bear
>>226025204great post
remember remember lads, you can do it too
>>226025204gp
>>226025152centrist are literally insane. how else is that their politics hasn't shifted through obama's non response to the crash, everyone crying about trump but doing their best to enable him, covid, gazayou have to respect even the most insane conspiracy theorists more than them because at least they actually respond to the world around them
>>226025211me pondering how poo works, why is brown even when i haven't eaten any brown food? just a bit mad innit?
pepperoni pizza for breakfast
>>226025218was just saying this to my padded cell
>>226025192COOR FUCKING LEGEND
>>226025203by putting your willy in and seeing if it fits . you were literally taught this in infancyi mean toys like this i do not mean getting raped by a pedophile, before you try to say anything smart
>>226025218don't recall asking for your remarkably boring opinion
Wondering if groundbreaking discoveries in physics were treated the same as conspiracy theories. When I read about special relativity it sounds like it continually pissed people off
>>226025211mad how women can literally never know this type of loneliness . they're surrounded by potential hookups and then bfs then husband then all their kids
Ok `Alex` purchase Alysia 'pops' doll ok
dame eden hills
got my wilson or wilkins or wilberforce if you will out
putting your willy into a fannard is easy, handling the woman is the difficult part LOL!
what stupid retard nigger came up with the idea that "bowwow" was a good phonetic expression of a dog barking?
>>226025245what does this image show us
is lily philips and bonnie blue the same person
>>226025301not but they went to the same surgeon
>>226025297where my dooogs at, bark with me now
>>226025297lil bowwow
I will purchse the Alysa doll
don't stand so close to me
>>226025301*are*subjunctive tricycular
>>226025301they're possessed by the same demonic entity
>>226025301lilly phillips is actually attractive, sad that she is a disgusting whore
>>226025301both started with the same gimmicks but lily phillips went on to be a standard pornstar while lady bonnie blue lost herself in the character
doing a wank to the news https://of.tv/v/VpMmE
when watching porn i always watch the part where her bra comes off because i like to see it coming off. if i accidentally skip past it i go back and find it
>>226025321Little fat bastard (both of them)
mcafee
lily phillips is cuter and younger bet that drives bonnie mad probably why she goes to such extreme lengths for content
i'll have a wank to almost any woman who gets her knickers off for the camera, however bonnie blue is such a horrible grim tart. can't believe she's actually younger than me, she looks old enough to be my mumberg
>>226025328Thank you a-level in English language lad
>>226025332I thought they were both bogged
I'll only wank to women who look like mumberg and I'll pretend they are mumberg
>>226025321rorke and his missus
>>226025386Lilly actually looks youthful and cute, I don't think she has any work done the other one always looks greasy and old
scared a woman who was walking past with her child because she looked through my window and saw me looking all menacing and she yelped
You know what lads? might do a bit of a mad one and have a shower
good weather just how i like it
if i were a chinese e-thot my name would be panda bare
>>226025411not very irish of you
>>226025405You can't be serious
>>226025411calm down lad
>>226025443idk maybe I'm wrong, it doesn't really matter
right well that's another weekend i didn't leave the house
you can't tell me i have started speaking in a thick italian new york accent
mad how the world doesn't give a single shit about people's individual "stories"you can talk about how you were raped by your uncle and that gave you nightmares for years and left you permanently scarred but the world just does not care nigga!
>>226025441bit racist innit>>226025446MIGHT EVEN HAVE THE LOUD SHOWER TOO
coltrain starring in: 12 gears, a slave
>>226025443alri john mcenroe
>>226025459
why did I drink last night what an idiot
>>226025455https://vocaroo.com/1hp0f0PnqgTh
>>226025405bonnie blue still has this bump in the ridge of her nose. every girl i know is having this removed to give them a little pixar button nose because they want to be shagged like dolls or kids
>>226025467he's fast
>>226025480idk if I had to pick one to get an std I would pick the other one
>>226025480My wife wants to get this removed, I don't want her to and I make all the money. We are at an impasse.
>>226025473ktim every morning cant keep off it for a night its just too boring
>And on the 5th November, you posted "they want to be shagged like [...] kids"
>>226025467we all know who this is
>>226025467
>>226025506You don’t have a wife you’re a virgin
>>226025506Let me shag your wife. I'm ready and so is my penis.
Truly abysmal thread lads. Really plumbing the depths this morning.
>>226025529bizarre lie
>>226025535i plumbed your mums depths
>>226025540Yeah from him I know
>>226025535do you post this in every thread
>>226025546done him
I'm asking my crush out tomorrowGonna ask her if she wants to get drinks with meShe'll probably say no but whatever
>>226025535plumbing involves fixing things and making it better
>honey why don't we head up to bed heehee>not now babe I want to see if this shitpost gets any (You)s
>>226025559yeah and i fixed your heaving hairy sow of a mother's thing, polished it sparkly fucking clean you git
Cockney says `pony` — it means a bad thing !!But pony`s are lovely ..
>>226025558go on lad, I'm rooting for youasking my crush out was the greatest thing I ever did
>>226025565this would be me if my wife were michael jackson
the sausages you ask? Why yes they are in fact on
>>226025529*wifeberg disappears into a puff of smoke*>>226025534She's on the blob lad your penis will be messy
>>226025576sc
>>226025585how many today?
what kind of an accent does Danny Eats speak?
kink.com offically blocked in the uk kek
>>226025569*leaves no tip after your hard work*
>>226025586>She's on the blobutterly vile phrasingcan tell the two of you are underclass
>>226025585good lad. got them in the air friar have you?
popping to the shop, you want anything?
>>226025593fourwith scrambled egge and some sliced avocado
>>226025604How To Fix Your Life 101 Manual For Dummies
>>226025585and the frasier..?
>>226025607>avocadononce
>>226025600no I fucking haven't, don't ever say that again
up to no good
Housemate doesn't eat any fruit or veg, just bread and meat yet he somehow still manages to shit everydayIf that was me I would be shitting once every two weeks
>>226025619Ok. I'll try to remember not to ask the next time you post about your sausages x
>>226025574Thank youI'll report back
>>226025594Lancashire
don't think frasier is on yet it goes cheers then everybody loves raymond and then frasier
Back from the shop
Four sausages? On a Thursday morning? All seems rather extravagant.
>>226025625appreciate it. They go in a frying pan simple as
post cheeky faces looking cheeky hha
Got the train to Bristol yesterday and there was a large girl crying and threatening to kill herself by the wall socket, and I had to stand by here and keep saying “ohhh no don’t kill yourself aww come on” for like half an hour because my phone was on 3% and I needed the charge
>>226025654normally I just have 3 but I had 2 in a sandwich the other day so might as well finish the pack
4 days 2 hours until we can download GTA 6
how to have sex
>>226025663gfberg makes this face when I make a joke that isn't funny
>>226025641interesting...
>>226025668why were you going to bristol
>>226025696To meet my missus
>The UK is set to restrict in-game chat for under-16sWow the youth will never experience game chat in s&d lobbies
soon be frasier time
just one cup
cybersex in habbo hotel to be made illegal
morninggot to wash a load of bird shit off my car
people crying but the problem is if no one’s going to church what are they supposed to do can’t just have them sit empty
we got a numba one victory royale
>>226025740i was always too scared too use in game chat anyway
football top tier 100 years ago
>>226025769not rly a victory if youre doing it in the wee mornings is it
GOODNIGHT /BRIT/ WE LOVE YOU!OWWWWW
>>226025785It’s weird I’m the same now as an adult but when I was a kid I was on there all night talking shit to anyone
having sex with one of those horse girls right now
>>226025767Yeah bit of a shame that these churches + cathedrals need to consider these alternatives, but would rather see a 800 year old cathedral start hosting raves and balls than get knocked down
Was at the dentist yesterday for a check-up and he said my teeth I was doing a good job, doing the best I can, and there was nothing for him to do. Then he said he will see me again in a year and the receptionist booked me in for November 2027. Also the check-up was free.as I was leaving I said "alright thanks Mark" (his name is Mark). He strikes me as a humble man as he always just puts his first name and his last name on the emails even though he could put Dr Mark [whatever] because they're all technically doctors, these dentists.
We just love wasting money.
>>226025787Reckon there was more soul in a Wednesday-Bury match in 1926 than there has been in the last decade of English football
>>226025826bloody shocking so it is, get them all retrofitted and used to house bames
>>226025820Would you rather them become gay nightclubs or mosques
think I might be becoming an alcoholic
im going back to bed. fuck this toil shit
>According to public statements made by Henry's family in November 2026, Hampshire police questioned them about their political affiliations immediately after informing them of Henry's murder.
>>226025858how so?
>>226025826is there a single government body that isn't run by a group of spastics that have no idea what they're doing? This country is soviet russia tier now
>>226025848Gay nightclub for me
>>226025876can't go more than a couple days without wanting to drink again now, and I can drink twice as much as I used to without feeling too hammered
hello i am `slug` pops and i want to die ok
>>226025649imagine spending 2 hours after your done shopping laying it out for a picture for reddit before putting it away
>>226025910you dont need to imagine it. theres a photo of it right there you fucking idiot
dont tell `slug` pops but i think hes really cute
>>226025910don't give the reddit crossposter (You)s, moron
>>226025939Don’t know what this means
no i'm not !!! (//ω//)
>5 days without a wank>brain is constantly going TITS SPAFF BLOWJOB ARSE SPAFF TITS SEX
>>226025966ktim
>>226025966still in the ol' no-wank november myself toobeen having impure thoughts about the chunky zoomer at toil
LET THE BOY WATCH
>>226025959just This post is extremely low quality. and ignore
Must not masturbate
>>226025981deep down in ma plums
>>226025978is this the famous slightly chubby zoomer lass
9:22am and pitch black outside. Winter has finally caught up with us.
>>226025991fuck fuck fuck are you serious please dont please
worst guy on my team got a promotion on another teamim buzzing that he's going but also really shows how stupid the new job process is
>>226026014Mad what daylight savings subjects us to. Can hardly see two metres out the window and I'm expected to work for the rest of the day
>>226026008I must've mentioned before yeah it definitely is her. She does that winged eyeliner the zoomers do and has a smattering of small tattoos. She's very pretty.
>>226026060lovely big catbergs
be still my bleating fart
wrapped in many layers. still not putting the heating on
fireworks ok
>>226026044at my old toil there was this guy in his 40s who'd applied to the prestigious conuter fraud department 3 separate times and had knock backs every time. We watched as a 19 year old bird, thick as mince, got accepted into the same department after having been given the interview questions (and answers) in advance by a guy she was pally with from the smoking area outside.The sort of injustice that sends righteous autistic men mad. It's how the world works though.
reckon there is now more methane in my bedroom than oxygen
>>226026080starmer's britain
>>226026098reckon you're gay desu
right well I meant to type "counter fraud department" there not coconut fraud or whatever
>>226026093was she fitfit girls always get insta promoted at my toil because management is a bunch of thirsty boomersthey really do have life on easy mode
bro can't type on his conuter
good morning you're all talking to bots
going to wear my new mallard socks
doing a smartschoolboy9 dance
>>226026093It is grim how shit like this works. I've slipped through the cracks many times due to being friendly with a boss, and also watched the worst possible people get promoted or hired just because they happen to be girls in their 20s. Anyway that suggests any part of society is a meritocracy has never actually been involved in it. If you're an ugly autistic man you're completely fucked
>>226026142This man shaved his legs. Mental.
>>226026142very stylish, mallardmong!!
>>226026142Erm mate, don't see a single duck on them socks
farting. and farting again.
>>226026093ngl i got the questions and answers in advance for my current job but not because im mates with anyone but just to make sure was the one who passed the interview
nobody likes autistic people because they're irritating, unfriendly and demand special treatment for their disease
Bradley is off sick today
>>226026177trueeeeeeeee
>>226026183rest in power
post wow characters so we can laugh at them
wish I could shag bradley walsh's feet
>>226026127not even. She wasn't fat, I'll give her that much; she was young and not fat. But she was just not at all clever or with it. But it's who you know. You're not wrong though, many a fit young lass gets promoted.>>226026151100% lad. The best policy is acceptance. Like for me the amount of schmoosing and arselicking I'd have to do at my current workplace to undo 2+ years of autistic freakhood and get a promotion is unthinkable. I'd say for most autistic freaks their best bet is job hopping to an entirely new company.
>>226026177In a better world autistic people would have remained the village idiot and we could all rightfully throw rotten fruits at them.
>>226026177there was this one autistic lad at toil a few years back and everyone hated him and laughed at him behind his back especially the women who would do impressions of his autistic mannerisms and cackleif you have a touch of the tism then you'd best believe they do this to you as well
Rare British W
>>226026225Don't playstation and xbox already do this
end of the day it's night
>>226026206that worked for me. Left my old job of 6+ years where I was deeply unpopular and went to a new job where I actually made an effort to not be a weird quiet smelly gremlin and now I'm thriving, I even get fist bumps from the blokes and hugs from the women
>>226026197ROUND :O
>I'm autistic its a superpower and im unique and nothing stops me from my full potential :)>Also, heres a list of things that cripples my life and slight noises my me have a nuclear meltdownDoesn't sound like a superpower>I'm autistic treat me like anybody else>Also, treat me specially and differentlyMake your fucking mind up *slaps you upside your head*
all this promotion talk reminds me of this teams meeting at toil where a fit young lass would give advice and tell us how she became a senior consultant and a tech lead so quickly.the series of events thta lead to her ascension were so fortunate and at times ridiculous it was completely unrecreatable.getting hired as a junior software engineer on a prestigious without having any technical background or experience whatsoever was the furst clue. I knew actual software engineering graduates that couldn't even land a junior swe role
>>226026225and how are they going to successfully enforce this then when every other "online ban" so far has been a total abject embarrassing failure
that's the first cup of coffee of the day down the gullet then
>>226026212NTA but the women at my work probably make fun of me the same way. What you have to keep in mind though is that anyone who would make fun of such a person isn't someone whose opinion you should care about anyway. The people whose opinion I would respect are those who would look at an autistic person and realise that this person isn't choosing to be awkward and autistic, they're trying their best with the shortcomings they've been made to deal with.If someone is different or peculiar I know that I wouldn't make fun of them for it or think less of them. If I can find people with the same attitude, those are the people who I want to associate with. People who make fun of others lets me see what kind of person they really are.
we were supposed to have been banned 20 months ago
>>226026269catberg completely unflustered
Why yes I do randomly make up lies about Britain on the internet for attention
>>226026277i made a call and stopped the ban
>>226026265It’s just another excuse to try and force age verification into everything. Need a passport to watch porn, need a passport to play video games, won’t be long until you need a passport to go to the bloody shops.
>>226026284good man
be nice to bees
>>226026254I only eat chickem nuggies and that is normal and ok and you are disability shaming if you say otherwise
its true. The moment you leave the room if you stay perfectly quiet you'll hear a distance roar of laughter as Rebecca from accounts does her shoulder-eating spastic impression
>>226026269Might use this for later when I get into an argument. I will portray my opponent as the bird: screeching, irrational, lashing out, resorting to violence and impotent. I will be the cat: un flustered, unbothered, relaxed and immune to all attacks.That'll shut em up heh
>>226026276I know lad I actually got on fairly with him in the brief time he worked here, had a whole conversation about rotary engines with him oncethe fact is though your average normie will never be able to get past the weird autistic mannerisms and it's futile to even attempt to get chummy with them because they'll always see you as a punchline rather than an equal
Continuing my transfer of files from my HDD to my SSD and making space on my C: drive. Now I'm swapping over parts of my Steam library.
Why are women living conditions so gross
Just learnt that the “5 British Values” that we’re constantly told about was only cooked up in 2005 after the 7/7 bombings to try and promote approval of multiculturalism. Literally the original equivalent of singing “Don’t Look Back In Anger” at the memorial of murdered innocents.
>>226026311God I wish I could shag Rebecca from accounts
14 days till GTA VI releases
>>226026311when I had a job they were nice to me actually
>>226026283>penetrative sexso my mummy blowjob JAVs are still ok? phew
>>226026303always am. I make sure they have plenty of purple flowers in the garden to go after in the summer
>>226026303you wonder if bees 'know' that if they sting someone they die. Tempting to say well of course they can't know because they're just bees but their stinger is a part of their body, their physiology. Like a bee knows to fuck, a bee knows to collect pollen, a bee knows to fly. So you wonder if they have an intrinsic sense somehow that yes they have this stinger but to use it is to die.we'll never know
>>226026327No idea, it kind of shocked me the first time I saw it.
the world disintegrates into a goon coomer death spiral while based and wise Britain protects its population and these isles become the only fertile place on earth. Children of Men becomes a reality
there's a new lad at work and he's 24 but he's already bald
stayed up all night, I think I will go to bed now
im "locked in" as they say
>>226026370been on the wow forever lad?
>>226026368he will be shagging all the women in the office in no time, mark my words
another brown loser lying again
Not a fan of porn but also not a fan of human liberty being trampled. The great philosophical struggle of our age.
>>226026379no I've just been drinking and watching videos and britpostinglost track of time and that
and the ai roleplaying chatbots? are they banned
>>226026396trampled? that's on the list, sonyou're going away for a looong time
sleepy nidger me
If I had a horse I would name him Chretienne and let him sleep inside in my bed with me
>>226026322one thing that does bother me a bit is the possibility of other people poisoning the well in the workplace. Like the idea that new people join then get told by existing workers that I'm weird or a creep and to be avoided.I just try to come back to the notion that I can't control this and that I should trust other people to be capable of making up their own minds and forming their own opinions about me, as supported by my actions opposed to what others gossip about me.
>>226026396The last thing people need is human liberty, grow up. The nature of man is violent and disgusting and the hobbesian trade-off allows us to tame our urges for the good of society and the world.
ad hominem
does that mean every single instance of a pornstar saying "uh yeah fuck me daddy" is now illegal
>>226026418Someone so easily swayed by gossip is not someone worth associating with, nothing of value would be lost
>>226026434yeah and all oral sex acts too
>768 GB free of 1.81 TB
>>226026276VERY good postI try to remember the point about finding good people among the bad but sometimes it's tricky
>>226026467He longs for the soup
Need Emma Watson to cheese off a stinker while sitting on my face.
yes fuck me daddy choke me
>>226026276>they're trying their bestare they, though
got the bloody frasier on don't i
>>226026438True enough. On occasions in the past people have said to me "[quiet person] is weird" and I've thought to myself no they aren't, they seem normal to me and are just getting on with their work.
any of you lads watch frasier?
>>226026533never even heard of it
what if in the porn the people are pretending to film incest pornthey're not pretending to be related, they're pretending to be actors
>>226026426This does seem to be true. Your average man should basically be enslaved due to their violent and idiotic mentality. I, however, am different and special and should be allowed to do whatever I want.
>>226026533daphne has a prettier face than roz but she has no tits
>>226026418what worked for me is the little interactions, there's an actual word for them but I forget what it waswhen you bump into a colleague you say hello, ask them how they're doing, like a ten second back and forth. As long as you do that at least, it should prevent you from being seen as a weirdoin my last job I didn't do that, I'd go past colleagues and just nod or smile at them
>>226026498definitely. If you've ever seen an autistic person in the workplace they're always proper strivers, trying to adhere to rules and targets no matter how unrealistic. Every workplace, every department even, has that one autistic lad who goes max effort. What's sad in a way is that normies will look at this lad and say "what an idiot, what a loser, why does he even care about this stuff". And you often see managers saddle these autistic workhorses with more than their fair share of work.I don't think normoids can ever understand the autistic drive to do good work. The concept of doing something to the best of your ability for no reason other than a job well done.
Someone just knocked on my door so of course I ran off and hid
did the cosmopolitan man make a quip
>>226026467Jap probably popped it right in his mouth after that
you play the guitar on the mtv
>>226026467Ducky is friend
>>226026604they will ring the bell next
>>226026577oh go on then since its you xx
Bet her asshole reeks.
>>226026602we used to have this spacker that would bring in two packs of maryland cookies every dayit was almost like a self imposed tax for being a spacker, his way of saying "sorry I'm a hopeless fuck up, hope this makes up for it"
>>226026569
>>226026618I think they left but I don’t want to go and stick my head in the window to check
>>226026621jerk your worthless penis mate
>>226026601Small talk? Niceties? >in my last job I didn't do that, I'd go past colleagues and just nod or smile at themActual spacker behaviour.
choking porn illegal because it harms womenbut rape roleplay porn legal???
>>226026645Really depends on how many people are in your workplace. My old one had about 300 in the office, if I was doing little chats with everyone I'd never get anywhere. Did greetings with those I actually knew and little nod and smile to those I didn't
no form of entertainment has been harmed more by the emergence of ai generated content than funny animal .webms
had one paracetamol and feeling great
>>226026647One is women porn And the other one is women porn
>>226026667Maybe it's a British thing but the nods and smiles to strangers is what gets me. If someone did that to me I would think they are mentally challenged and borderline retarded. You have small talk with people in your service at the start of the day and that's it. Maybe meet one or two people at much break but no more.
>>226026712It is an incredibly British thing. We're retardedly polite about dumb shit
Very cold
>>226026690Agree with this, fairly sure this one is AI and I should not be tricked by fake seal content it's soulless and empty. I will delete it after this post.
>>226026631that's actually sad
>>226026690
>>226026738i think thats real isnt that one of those jap ones that seal fans know by name
I think it’s safe for me to come out of hiding now I think the knocker has gone
>>226026754>>226026754>>226026754
>>226026750WTF is this real?
you don't do it to strangers like people in the street. unless that street is actually a public footpath or field and then you must do it and say good morning
>>226026753I just don't think the little :p followed by immediate scrunch face looks legit
>>226026645I think the phrase I was thinking of was "Phatic communication">actual spackerYeah, I know. I've already said I was deeply unpopular and weird
>>226026754>>226026754>>226026754>>226026754have you all got brazil filtered?
the fuck is janny playing at?
Nothing illegal about it, otherwise they would be called "illegal age"They would be not yet aboveage
he's gone mental
>>226028060>>226028060>>226028060
