rorke edition
>>226029505It changed him
>>226029505don't single link you fucking cocksuckerdelusional cocksucking cunt you are
>>226029510Lion doesn’t concern himself with employment
I'm the Ummypops
>>226029518that's not posh spice
>>226029376>>226029430>what is cacheAll they would need is a thumbnail of a fat woman sitting on a fella's face
>>226029505i'm sure this is AI but i really hope it's not because it's a right laugh
>>226029518she cute
>>226029524Oh you stupid fuck
For me its David Berkamp
>>226029549Of course it is you fucking boomer mong
>>226029558fight me irl
you are not an activistyou are a deranged incel freak who is addicted to pornographyyou are paranoid about being arrested for things you have saved on your devicesprobably justifiably so
>>226029549Australian Ian
sensing a lot of hostility in /brit/ today
Right well I'll be making a playlist of every time socks (the stallion) shitty owners YouTube videos show it getting a huge boner and trying to rape her or some random horse because he's the alpha And there is literally nothing illegal with that
>>226029560https://youtu.be/dXt6rmAJJ98
>>226029564>>226029576i already said i was sure it was ai, what's your fucking problem "nigga"s?
they gonna arrest me coz i got a video of a big fat black woman jumping on a nigga head with her bum
>>226029572why have you been melting down over this over multiple threads
>>226029572Nowadays if you went around university giving girls videos of dogs fucking then they would all start fucking dogs because they're libtard leftist libs (and their boyfriends are all weak cucks)
>>226029544Ah, I see I have to actually spoonfeed you then because you're incapable of using googlehttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/porn-ban-uk-crime-policing-act-2026-b3078140.html
Brucie booking a trip to the UK
>>226029572find it hilarious you try and ego everyone on this thread when you're literally on it all day
>>226029616>>226029617meds, now
played too much hundred line last defence academy and now im bored of it
Mad how every job that used to be done by native teenagers/young adults is now done by 30 year old indian blokes
>>226029642didnt ask
Elsa & Anna Dq Hq part 2 and 3 Google search The law isn't in effect yet even though this website follows US law. I'm just posting a video
i've been through all my porn and don't have anything illegal in there so don't worry
>>226029637what does that have to do with my post at all also meds take them
>>226029659anna looks a little jealous...
>>226029662they're banning face sitting aren't they? that's in like 70% of the porn clips i have
>>226029663>you disagree with me so... YOU'RE LE SCHIZOmong
dog of the day: bernese mountain dog
I only watch time stop JAV porn which might be illegal now as I think if time was stopped in real life the man who stopped it would suffocate perhaps
>>226029681not what i said either can you read
>>226029690>im mad so ad hominem
>>226029685good post and micro'mick
>>226029678The lunatic in question
i really have to give my cock a fucking good hard battering these days to get anything out of it i miss the old days when the mere suggestion of the thought of an arse was enough to sustain it
>>226029690sassy today
forgot it was friday today
>>226029707are you ok
This porn law does not affect me at all wow
>>226029689you need to pick the right ones with jav sometimes there's just too much fanny hair
Some autist girl on twitter said she'd post bobs and vagene if texas went blue and she's only gone and done it/brit/ related because slags
>>226029725are you?
get the 'tex posted
Chippy tea with fishberg
>>226029741yes im fine thanks for asking
bunch of porn obsessed mongs. grow the fuck up
>>226029716He's said quite clearly that he didn't do it
>>226029736link it ffs
>>226029716looks like gaben >>226029729truesome japs have silkier pubes which I do prefer to regular pubes, I think it's because of that gene thing they have that makes them less hairy than normal people>>226029754have to delete this game now ffs
On my lunch breakSeven tenths of the way through the working week
>>226029758indubitably my good man hear hear what would you prefer to converse about instead
>>226029774why do you have this gif
>>226029759Oh well. Case closed then I guess. We'll never find out how she came to be chopped into bits and stuffed in his freezer for 3 years.
So let me get this straight... I could post this here tomorrow. And I won't be breaking the law, but (You) will...?
I jerk off to this
>>226029736Search blexas dropbox, account is suchnerveimageboard not linkboard
>>226029789animal abuse already illegal mate
>>226029795lucky you
>stangle
>>226029810meant for >>226029762
Stangling my winer
Favourite Stanglers song lads? For me, it's Always the Sun.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYQTL-ws6p4
>>226029815ive got ophthalmoplegic neuropathy so sometimes I look like that
>>226029818And it's my daughter if I lived in the country :^)And dated a blonde, got her pregnant,
>>226029815herp derp
>>226029592Lol
>>226029441>he's 41yovery grim peter pan existence
wonder how long it'll be until we look back at high heels and realise they were ridiculous
>>226029845Are you a girl? You should film yourself doing some kind of drug then getting fucked on camera and post it on the internet
Bonfire night tonight. We're staying in but i may peek out the window to see some fireworks.
>>226029870personally hope they come back in style for men
>>226029875scream
Feels very autumnal today
i'm 37
>>226029885need the extra height?
>>226029881that's light theft, Ian. You didn't pay for those fireworks so you don't get to see them.
>>226029902Alri grandad35 myself
>>226029859that is mad i thought he was late 20s at most
>>226029905couple inches wouldnt hurt
how do we wank when our knobs are weeinghow do we fart when our bums are pooing
i'm 49
>>226029908you know uma musume porn is illegal because it's banned by the company
>>226029908thats not your daughter thats a cartoon child mousey
>>226029946grow up
>>226028887How else will you know who it is?
some of you post here all day every day, and also post or browse other sites all day every day as well. are you just glued to the screen from the moment you wake up to the moment you go to sleep?
>>226029968how do you know this?
again my favourite games is red dead redemption 2 and cyberpunk 2077 what games are like those
>>226029968yh
>>226029982yakuza 0
>>226029959why would we want to
NO PONIES AND NO HORSES
hello
Meatballs mozzarella melt with extra cheese and a pastel de nata STRAIGHT down the hatch if that's alright with you de lads?Lunch lush today de lads (and I mean seriously lush)
>>226029982football manager
>>226029980the people who are here all day seem to post screenshots from other websites so i put 2 and 2 together
>>226029946rights belly button lookingw eird here
The World of David Walliams attraction at Alton Towers has permanently closedhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx8dznljndyzo
>>226030018how do you know they're here all day?
i'm usually awake from 7am until 11pm and my screen time each day is around 12 hours
>>226030036that's a child
>>226030039every time i show up, they're already hereput 2 and 2 together
>>226028910Ok forget that! The manager is a guy. A normal man. Now what?>>226029994Acting like some sassy, black teenage girl will get you nowhere in life buddy. Think I'm answering you? On your bike
>>226030048She's legal age otherwise they wouldn't of done it
>>226029870never because they're sexy
I watched one or two James Acaster specials and they were not bad, is he woke or something
>>226030058how do you know they didn't arrive just before you?
>>226030024cant go on knowing i will never get to experience Gangsta Granny: The Ride
>>226030063wtf are you talking about
>>226030024>Walliams rose to fame in comedy sketch show Little Britain in the early 2000s alongside co-star Matt Lucas.>HarperCollins published his first children's book, The Boy in the Dress, in 2008.Proper wrongun is Walliams, wouldn't let him around my kids
>>226030076scrolled up through the thread and saw their posts
>>226030005argentine ian
>>226030005alri Ian
>>226030096that's a lie nobody does thati suspect you are also here all day
>>226030024What did I tell you the other day? You're on the wrong site, nobody wants this to be /BBC/ news. We come here to get away from that average Joe crap
There he is
>>226030090You're a foreigner so you would get out lingo. It just means get lost
>>226030094You don't have kids rorke you fucking virgin
>>226029743tight fitting latex could make the wearer have difficulty breathing and is therefore now illegal
im not here all day but i read all the threads in the archive to catch up x
>>226030094What's wrong with him?
you're not a real man if you don't eat pussy
>>226030139Kek sounds like the uk
>>226030136are you having a stroke
>>226030139hmmmm... concerning
i only read posts in threads I've been inif I'm first joining the thread I go right to the bottom and rarely ever read even the most recent post before I bang some nonsense into the QR box and press post before alt tabbing into a video game or youtube video
>>226030175Ah still didn't get it. How about don't reply to me, you absolute weirdo
>>226030143freak behaviour
>>226030170I wouldnt do it if i didnt like it
>>226030191i like a little browse to see if the thread is worth staying in on not before i get stuck in
Rorke when the fetish is ok in shahira law. What a based life, this picture goes hard
>>226030163Gay paedo
>>226030201how so
>>226030175mate are you??he's being quite clear
remember when everyone used to say geet Or am I showing my age
I HATE BEING SUCH AN INCELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDOESNT MATTER HOW MUCH I ACHIEVE IN OTHER AREAS OF MY LIFE I CANT HAVE SEXXXXXXXXXXXXX OR SNUGGLE WITH GIRLS IM ALWAYS ALONE IN A COLD NAKED BEDDDDDDDDDDDDDAND EVEN IF I SOMEHOW COULD HAVE SEXXXXXXXXXXIT WOULDNT BE WITH PROPER ACTUALLY ATTRACTIVE GIRLSSSSSSSSSTI WOUDL JUST BE LIKE A 5 OUT OF 10 AT BESTTTTREEEEEE FMLFMLFL
>c-s ostensibly being the same letter>weird letters like x (could've easily been ks), q, but no dedicated ch sound>k-c-ck, f-ph (phone), z-x (xanax, xylophone) having the exact same sound>half the words are spelled nothing like how they sound explain yourselves anglophones
>>226030234clear about what
>>226030269and yet here you are speaking English
>>226030214His book is actually very critical of the tribal nature of Afghanistan and also the people painting them as unreliable, feckless and to a point irredeemable so I'm really not sure why nowadays he's in favour of bringing any of them here
>>226030269*cums in your face*
going to get a new ringtone I thinkany suggestions? (I do go outside and to work so nothing like "black nigga is calling black nigga is calling")>>226030274are on a wind up or what
>>226030300i dont know anymore
>>226030262a relationship with a 5/10 who is humble and loves you unconditionally is way better than one with some slag that thinks she's hot shit and will drop you the second you give her an excuse
>>226030296Why did he even go to Afghanistand and write a book about them If they all stayed over there and Brits went there if they would be fine under Sharia law then then it would be good because it's a nice county and it's in their blood. And if people want to take opium they can come to live here
>>226030327sure but i'd rather have sex with the fittie then settlerather than having neither ever
time to "jack off" as the yanks might say
by the wayis erotica depicting the to be banned subjects also being banned? I've got a couple books on the amazon account haha...
don't know what is it that women want but i ain't got it.
right that's enough opioids for this evening, if i take anymore i might OD
Two weeks til GTA6 wahey!Promised myself I wouldn't kill myself before GTA6 comes out about 10 years ago.Mad.
>>226030349ok well I guess you're never having sex then
>>226030380YES TAHTS WHAT IM SEETHING ABOUT FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
All the characters from this show,
>>226030219He's a proven pedophile?
>>226030388ok*Unsheathes swc*
>>226030374why do you need opioids?Also how's the heat over there in Australia? it's 25 degrees here.
Can't do this any moreOn account of the forren women being in that country
>>226029930everyone doesthats whats creepy about him
>>226030234>>226030274What are you on about? He doesn't even know what you're saying. You guys are weird. Leave me out of it please
>>226030398He’s in courts begging the judge to give him anonymity threatening to kill himself
>>226030420They used to. Not now with all the "Demographic shift".
My daughter (Jk I wouldn't be projecting)
>>226030347>Why did he even go to Afghanistand and write a book about themHe had a Tarquin crisis and decided to walk the length of Asia in his 20's
>>226030349>settleright so you actually overvalue yourself and think you're worth more than a 5/10classic incel
>Irish whinging about immigrants when 99.9% of their country looks like this lol
>>226030433Jesus Christ, you've got to be making this up. So someone spoke about being touched or what?
>>226030420>>226030436They still do this btw
I have an action set in Claude to read through and summarise all of the /brit/ threads on the archive from the last 12 hours whenever I click it. Gives me stats about how long each one lasted, number of flags, topics discussed, if any trip users posted, etc. costs me like a quid in tokens per month but it’s worth it
Would btw
>>226030450for me it would be hikage daughter but any of the biyoris would be a good daughter I reckon
heart rate noticeably higher than normal
Deeply suspicious of any adult man wanting anything to do with kids. Not just his own but any kid.
Would. Sex sex. SEXOOOOO literal model. Women should start dressing like THIS >>226030476I wouldn't
>>226030388you'd honestly rather go the entire rest of your life never experiencing the touch of a woman than settle for an average looking 5/10?
>>226030491Think that says more about you than anyone else. Wanting a child is perfectly normal
Count Blackula
Sexo
Just asked out a lady for tomorrow and she ignored it to just ask me her own question.What is even the point of being on the app if that's your attitude? Looks like it might be another lonely end to the week
If they keep taking away our rights then women will end up like THIS
>>226030469Same for Brits lol
>>226030482what does he think of me x
/brit/ making up slander about a public figure again is ti
>>226030418i just like doing drugs because sobriety is boringas for the heat, yeah it's a bit of a bugger. was 34 didgeridegrees here today. i hate it and want to one day move somewhere cold
magpie outside laughing it's head offwhat's so funny dickhead?
>>226030572Probably caught a glimpse of your cock
>>226030572hes laughing at your shit life
>>226030562>Look at all this beautiful nature>We should fill it with Indians, Pakistanis, and Bangladeshis
russel hobbs has been found guilty
Sexo!
Mediterranean women are so retarded and extremely arrogant too. I used to see them as perfect, when you interact with enough of them you see how they are. I used to think Chinese people were intelligent until going there. What racial misconceptions have you had?
>>226030520Wanting to have a kid is normal.Wanting to entertain kids, making shows/books specifically for kids and wanting to spend all your time around kids is not. Call it your profession I don't trust you.
>>226030587>>226030589oh :(
>>226030564Assuming you’re DTFIC it doesn’t recognise you, it isn’t trained to recognise personalities without a trip. The most it will say is “X posts mentioned a poster called DTFIC who did Y”
This is a 5/10 in Denmark
>>226030694eyes too far apart, wouldn't shag
>>226030616Med women are bat shit insane
>>226030694Danish people are NOT attractive they coast by on their scandi reputation
mumberg talking my ear off about interest rates and council tax and all that kind of coma-inducing boring shite that only boomers care about
intra-work nap nap
>>226030637Will you explain the pedo allegations to me please? The other anon has decided to ignore me
Just took a piss in a bottle (based)
>>226030593HAHA
just found out im gay
>>226030685oh ok
>>226030514I for sure wouldn't? I'm trying to sex up with slag and I'll enjoy every minute of it (should say second). If I had anything better around now I'd pay her no attention. That anon is either a very stubborn retard, or he's lying
Posting on /brit/ at work again award
If it's supposed to tackle violence against women then why is facesitting illegalIsn't that usually femdomI don't get it
rorke listening to evanescence (i’m rorke)
>>226030841Forgot the photo
Niggas still collecting pokemon and Yugioh cards like it’s 2003 and they’re 8 years oldi
>>226030646sorry mate i was only joshing
it not right he didn't rape them
>>226030514no im saying i cant even get that but it's also depressing to think that evne if i could get a 5/10 i couldn't et an actually attractive girl
>>226030856incest being illegal is really bizarre to me
>>226030913Kek it's crazy. Wish mine would go up in value
>>226030841>>226030876so this girl is a 4/10 (cos so old maybe a 5/10 15 years ago)she is not actually attractive except as someone with woman parts
can’t believe Jack lowden got robbed of the James Bond role and that fucking rat looking cunt who can’t act got it instead
russell brand sucks
Barely half past two and it's blacker than a witch's soul out there
>>226030983could have said mouncenonce to make it more topical
That's the longest time I've ever seen a MLP post stay up
bertram russel found guilty of grape
corr i'll have some of that as well
>>226030876Would shag her without a moments hesitation
Sex sex
>>226030968Why does everyone on 4chan act like they're some lady's that is only attracted to the best of the best. In reality you'd be over the moon if anything like pic related winked at you in a coffee shop. This pretending is so lame
>>226030694my ancestor :)
>>226031010Good lad. Why the hell not. you're in the real world
Daughterwife
all those povvo industrial areas of northern england and the midlands had a great output of musicians, actors, artists, and poets despite their deprived environmentsbut im not seeing the same cultural output now pakistanis and other groups have taken it all overwhy is that?
>>226031049Any hole's a goal as the saying goes
>>226031029see >>226030953
even if you're a millionaire celebrity, a woman can just decide that you raped her and then you'll go to prison
>>226031065what are you implying?
>>226031058
>>226031065anti-intellectual, anti-creativity culture. they dont learn instruments because thats haram, normal music is more tolerated by still haram in more traditional homes. art is definitely haram - not allowed to draw any living being. all thats allowed is weird autistic shapes.
what the hell is a "daughterwife"?
The ancient Japanese lot had a saying which roughly translates to "An arse that doesn't poo is no arse at all" and it's believed by historians that this idiom was used to help teach children morals, ethics and tribalism.
Have shagged some fatties and some uglies and the only one I sometimes I regret is the Indonesian tranny prossie. All the actual girls and women have been fine and fun.
completely destroyed my sex drive through porn addiction might as well cut my todger off
Russell Brand did nothing wrong
>>226031137i thought the saying went "once they go black, they never go back"
>>226031115This doesn't work in real life because the dad would be like 60 by the second kid and it would come out retarded. Stop hogging all your genes your chromosomes anyway, so greedy
>>226031065its more a generational thing
>>226031092You didn't need to show me this, I already knew you don't get laid. Every man that does would love a ride on her and enjoy it until he finds something better.You honestly believe that most women are more attractive that her. Delusional. Walk out of your house now and see what the first 10 women you see look like. I don't know where you think you are
>>226031172what does that mean?
>>226031143Kys
>>226031155he's cringe lock him up
yeah well i'm a virgin so
Wait so if you choke your gf or wife you have illegal porn? Even if she's 18?
>>226031199The perfect defence these days.
Knew a Muslim that never listened to music because the only music he was allowed to listen to were prayers that were sort of recited to a tune or some shite
more escort spamming is it how droll
>>226031224ok
>you have the right to refrain from jerking off to illegal porn We don't even have negative rights in the UK fuck niggas y'all
>>226031155he brags about being rapey in his autobiography which I've actually read
>>226031190>poets>artistsirrelevant in 2026>musiciansif you're looking at all the northern bands of the past they were working in genres that arent relevant anymorezoomers dont do bands so much but they do make solo music in their bedrooms or they rapthe north still produces that sort of thing
>>226031224Call to prayer kind of slaps
Leftypol be like, "my rights end after the line of a horse giving you consent. That horses body, my choice not yours"
>>226031179yes most "young" women altho she isn't young are more attractive than her nowi am obviously immediately discounting old women
It goes, "my rights ___animals right to consent _ your rights"
>>226031250my rorkey worke
fireworksmongs setting their fireworks off already
>>226031297HOW CAN THEY SEE THEM IT'S DAYTIME
>>226031270balkanites do love their moslems
>>226031297Mm Frankfurts dogs for a good dog *woof woof*
>>226031253its obviously also to do with islamic culture.
One wayUp a slippy slope
>>226031326Delet this
i aspire to be some sort of algal pond life, where nobody expects anything of me, nobody wants anything from me, and most importantly nobody even remembers that i exist
he love it
when you look at some women you can't really imagine them having sex, like ruby granger for example
https://i.4cdn.org/s4s/1793765444181965.mp4
Rate this dog out of 10. Me 9 or 10/10
>>226031371he want his `life movie` to be shark tale ok
>>226031393Scary times
>>226031385maybe you can't but i certainly can
>>226031297The biomass on the estate has been setting them off for weeks already
>>226031385it makes me wonder whether people can somehow tell i've never had sex hahah
>>226031385femcels aren't real
>>226031449i am one
>>226031471>>226031471>>226031471
>>226031275Ok now there some kind of exclusions added. Great debating style lad.Ok so all under the age of 30. How about the average 20 year old black girl, is she more attractive?
gay porn
pay gorn
>>226031507you're autistic as fuckwhen we talk about women we're not talking about 70 year olds which no young person wants to fucknot even all under age of 30i'd say 18-40 if we want to put a specific age reange maybe evne 18-45 where there's a sizeable amount of fuckable women at each ageaverage 20 year old black girl is better than a below average 40 year old white girl yes lol.
