latex edishold: >>226031471
yank lives matter
>RUSSELL Brand has been found guilty of rape and sex attacks on a string of victims as part of a depraved campaign to sleep with 5,000 women.it's over
I'll call my team the team as much as I want you freak
I know it's bollocks but I'll choose to believe it and fantasise about bumping into her
>>226033777doesn't look like she can breathe through thatillegal
i think these french riots were a good example of how much the internet has changed since 2020, i remember back then saying or showing anything the painted the protests or protestors in a bad light was just straight up not allowed. Now even redditors are calling these protestors thugs.
>>226031959From this reply I can see there's absolutely no point arguing with you. 40 year old women look good to me, a sexy woman doesn't just stop being attractive when she gets to 40. I get it now though, for you the younger the better. You're just a pedo. You'd rather a black girl over a sexy sophisticated white woman as long as she's pre teen. The age has to be right
>15:19:53>15:20:56>15:21:57least obvious samefag award
>>226033803Nobody likes you, nobody says it back, you don't even get replies. Nobody is your *team*. Keep it in your discuck server
i've just scranned a whole bag of doritos. it lush
The Matrix have got Brand, bros...
>>226033803How the hell can you call me the freak? Watch your mouth
Every cunt has started doing an 8-4 now so my hack to save a long commute has been bummed
>>226033839cool american?
>>226033817she can dont worry ok
>>226033808I don't see her appeal
>>226033853aye
>>226033837I'm the team leader you clown >>226033848I'm not a freak I'm a shagger and well liked by my mum and the cats
>>226033845his chud fanbase will not give a shiti dont give a shit and im not even a fan!
>>226033864I can see 2 appealing things even if she does have a face like a slapped arse
>>226033800Woke tyranny at hand yet again
>>226033852How can a change of time change the distance of your journey. What are you even on about you mug?
Guy Fawkes was a heroCease your fireworks
Employed woman why are you talking to yourself.
>>226033898alri v from v for vendetta
>>226033879Show us who you're sexing then.Do you wear the girl clothes to Aldi?
can't believe 20 years ago was 2006 lads. my unc mind still associates the phrase "20 years ago" with the 1980s
Personally think fireworks should only be allowed for organised displays instead of for private use. Selling them in ALDI is stressful because if you sell them to a child for example you would go to jail
>>226033824r/europe is full of out of touch middle chuds who hate brown people. The protesters pissing them off means they're doing something right
I feel absolutely drained and I have to squat heavy now. What is this life? I really don't want to do this. Just want to keep relaxing and go on YouTube
considering a wank but i'm opening the field for advice before jumping inwhat do we think. Y/N?
>>226033921I was sexually assaulted by my uncle.I wear my ALDI uniform to work which is the female variant.
>>226033957N
>>226033924same
>>226033932Is selling alcohol stressful? You fool
>>226033845We got to lock on bros, the genders wars and their army of simps is heating up
>>226033956bun it off mate whats the harm
>>226033887her tits aren't even that big
women don't call themselves shaggers
Nothing says successful protest like angry redditors
>>226033957NNN lad, don't do that
nth for the baddiedem
Women say shit like "my wet pussy is so dripping right now like a cave entrance," and "my pussy is so wide because I'm 10,000% horny I want to stick an egg plant in my pussy!"
It bonfire night x
>>226033800Britain is the worst Woke tyranny on the planet.
>>226033968Well at least you commit to it, can't really make fun of you here. Stop making up these sob stories though. There is never a time they'll work again.I put an ad up as a life model this afternoon and have got zero replies this time. Not good
>>226034011Sophia Minchin my beloved dyke
>>226033979Yes it is because if they don't have ID and you refuse the sale they start kicking off and raging and once the customer asked me why I'm dressed as a woman after I refused sale of alcohol
gfberg's playing touchstarved, wonder if i should consider it cheating
Did neitze or whatever say "I hate freaks that try to encroach on my peace"
>>226033968
datingapp toil urge rising....
>>226033981No way! Don't tell me to do that you bad uInfluence. I used to do that, but I'll only have to do it tomorrow and have it hanging over you. As I get older I realise more and more
ISAbros...
>>226034001nah mate i never do that i had a wank on the 1st>>226033970well i appreciate the advice but i'm going to have one anyway
Toil done Off homeTomorrow will be shit but at least it's Friday
>>226034027yet they never weant ot shag me
>Nietzsche was notoriously protective of his alone time. Ktim irl
fuck up a bag, whitney did it again, britney
>>226033968Should've shoved a whole cookie down his lungs Brookie
fireworks going off now then. hate them
Having my dindins and watching telly
>>226034043Kek that's crazy. Chav areas like this still exist, where the hell are you from? Must be a smaller town up north kr midlands
>>226034084oh em gee u're just like neitzsche !!
>>226034083>>>226034084And then I wonder why I have nogf
>>226034084except your "alone time" is poo posting on /brit/
guy fucks night
>>226034011COYG
fucking random ass number calling me from glasgow fuck off
>>226034104utterly dire>>226034116i dont do that i go out to the club/pub every weekin fact im going out to the pub very soonwill be chirpsing and drinking
>>226034104no you're noti'm as upset by this image as i was the first time i saw it
I should be allowed to ask female police officers that I see walking around (or run in front of their car and ask them to roll down their windows to ask them) for their number to call them when they stop being the police, so that I don't have to call 999 to see them for a girlfriend
>>226034111I live in Shrewsbury but was born in Welshpool
This bloke's got loads of reddit accounts, also seems to be different ages and genders depending on the day
>>226034120Not quite but yeah
>>226034028dog shat in the kitchen from them going off yesterdayshe never ask bonfire night
>>226034136never talked with female coppers, i wonder what they're like.
carrotsingular
>>226034167Sexy, mostly. Don't know what they're like though
south london is truly fucking awful i have to leave this place. shouldve been born up norf
>>226034138Hmm never heard of welshpool, I'm going to look it up. I'd actually like to be from somewhere unknown and (probably) cozy like that. All the slags would know and the fish N chips wouldn't be £22. And there wouldn't be as many undesirables around
Want a fit police woman to spit in my mouth or food
Tea or something stronger?
closing the window soon before all the racket starts
>>226034197how about poo?
>>226034199tap water please
The shopping at this moment in time
>>226034164Would have been fuming if that were me
>>226034215...no thanks That isn't even close to the same thing
i'd never let a kidney bean on my face
Absolutely STINKS of spent fireworks outside
>>226034197>>226034179nobody is putting doubt on the fact they're sexy, just wondering what attracts a woman to such a profession, and what kind of woman such a profession attracts.
>>226034199I'm having two medium glasses of wine tonight
>>226034164Jump so hard you dona poo. What kind of wimp has this guy got.>she never ask bonfire nightAnd that just tops it off kek, sounds like a Ukrainian bint who's just landed here.They might as well just stop calling it bonfire night. The useless councils can't even be bothered to do them anymore
>>226034221why have you added spinach twice
rorke picking up a sparkler by the used end
why are africans and south asians incapable of being quiet on public transport? theyre either playing stuff out loud, or yelling over the phone in their disgusting languages
there's a funfair near me with loads of food stalls fuck knows how people afford it
do you mind if i watch an episode of House MD and then take a generally unimportant part of the episode relating to something Dr House did or said and post about it?
>>226034262job
>>226034258andy will sort them out
>>226034258it's because they're scared so they make noise to keep white people away
The south will rise again
>>226034258they're just horrible people. its that simple
>>226034197Stop wishing things and get them done. Once I had a spitless mouth until I got asked a Romanian to get to hawking, I was surprised when she said yes. Got about 6 spits out of her. Most were small 'tooh' airy kid spits but I'll take them.And I did
>>226034270i love house, but honestly the first and last season suck.
Ian buying a bunch of poppers for fireworks night and having no idea how to set them off
I’m a gormless manlet and even I feel an absolute gigachad if I smoke a cigarette, I genuinely believe Jews just want tobacco banned because it makes men look cool.
>>226034282god spto
>>226034296Giwtwn
>>226034207Kek you're old before your time lad
>>226034246Love spinach me
>>226034312Who the hell spits like that. You into Germans or something?
>>226034296Need a girlfriend (preferably a policewoman) for his though
rorke getting blacked up at carni despite whites being accepted
>>226034299the last one for sure does. i have no problems with the first one
>>226034307Ian thinks its a load of nonsense and puts on BBC radio 2
Ok, time to squat, stop this silly lounging and putting it off
The cat's going to get an earful when I get inGoing to tell her all about my shit day
>>226034332No, just pay a girl you come across. Stop stalling, and stop being fussy
i can smell poo
GET THE WATER NIGGAIT'S GOING DOWNDEM MOTHERFUCKING BOOTLEG FIREWORKS
>>226034364Won't do that but maybe if I get sexo I'll ask for her to spit in my mouth
some idiot's letting off fireworks
cant bring myself to even look up jobs let alone apply to them. degrees going to waste i suppose
>>226034351get it done
Would buy that OOT remake but I’m beginning to feel self conscious about playing video games as I’m almost 30.
Give me those fireworks baby
Hamas letting off a lot of rockets outsideBurnham must step in
>>226034405why do you have this saved
put your hands around my neck
>>226034424to post it here
famous people really just can't help themselves, can they?
>>226034452no idea what or who that is
>>226034412peopel said i look like him beforebut im an incel virginat least i'm not a rapist then tho
>>226034449where is she now
might set some fireworks off out of my arsehole like steve-o
>>226034337i find the first season to be too slow, depressive and weirdly preachy, it's like house has something negative to say about everything and everyone, i found myself either bored or annoyed at the characters.
audrey hepburn looks a bit weird but shes a nice woman so i wont press the issue
>>226034258To aura mog timmy
>>226034471she looks like `sarah bonito`
>>226034452i'm the joker hunny
>>226034381Stop the excuses and get this in your gob mate!https://youtu.be/1lwAlzGVZRE?si=06xZTcPb41Yqs78B
ISA so bad i got Vanguard emailing me with a wellness check
>>226034457that makes you interesting
>>226034405Thanks man this is what I needed
>>226034506ball full belly empt
>>226033777OI GUVNAHSTOP O THAH EVENIN TO YEESOI THINK ILL HAVE SOME TEA N CRUMPETS FOR DINNA
This boy is going to die spitless and I'm actually glad, he's lifeless and doesn't deserve it
Don't bother setting wallpaper on my laptop nowadays back in the day I had a variety of anime ones I cycled between
And of course the cattle lap it up I get why the jews refer to us goyim, everything they say is true.
>>226034540ok but who is it supposed to be?
well it's time to get a move on and sort my life out
>>226034562
>>226034556I'm a nice person
Mates… oi just sheet me britches… with no loicense!!!
>>226034572kim novak
>>226034546need you shot
No more playing around Lets save the west lads
Leftypol body shaming young bob then getting called out by his fellow fat incel comrades
>>226034562Well I will not be going to that URL ok
>>226034461Woah AZki tummy
yessir
>>226034605didnt know she was still going tbf
>>226034638i can boogie
>>226034641#3HIM
>>226034629Well the left are so mean when it's someone they don't like
>>226034489how does she look weird u fucking homoshe's beautiful
>>226034641Rorkes always lose.
Chippy tea with dogbergPaki owned but what can you do
>>226034641bring back the other artist
>>226033897if you work 9-5, which almost everyone does, the roads are rammed from 8:30 onwardsif you work 8-4, which not many did, the roads are emptybut now many work 8-4, so there's now traffic 7:30-8:00why am i explaining a commute to a neet?
>>226034641mad how sketch artists tsill exist
>>226034641The 4 Inch Rapist
is the 512gb xbox series s good enough for gta vi
alri /breoten/
>>226034700>if you work 8-4, which not many did, the roads are emptyThis is a lie, lying mong boy The schools clogged the roads at these hours
>>226034562does anyone actually believe pakistani culture is seperable from islam
>>226034708it better be
>>226034702
>>226034724Fit
>>226034731exactly the whole point of being pakistani is that you're muslim that's why they're not just indians
>>226034708I doubt it
i leave for work at 7:30 and get home at 18:30
>>226034710s
The Legendary Ummypops
If I could have one Cyberware from Cyberpunk i would get monowire and use it to cut limbs off the biomass when they mildly annoy me ok
>>226034761i leave at 4 and get home for 4:30-4:45
>>226034761i wake up at 8:50, do meetings at 9, and go back to bed
>>2260347615 more years and you can buy a car, house and a really really good PC
>>226034784I'd have a horsecock
>>226034761i used to be like that oto haha>>226034796yet bet other anoni s happier than you
bit racist, no?
>>226034784I would get 'optical camo` ok
>Smoky bacon crisps facing ban in Andy Burnham's controversial EU reset
>>226034641MA'AM PLEASE SHOW BOBS AND VAGENE
>>226034813>yet bet other anoni s happier than youhs?
we at /brit/ celebrate the death of guy fawkes
>>226034843No
>>226034784i would get a sandevistan so i could rape bitches at 99999 mph
>>226034843in this house guy fawkes was a hero, end of story
>>226034641
>>226034832don't touch my frazzles, cunt
>>226034843this guy fawkes
kodak black's real name is Dieuson Octavewhat the fuck kind of name is Dieuson Octave
>>226034641who's this asshole?
>>226034583I'm sure you are but you're unless, that's why you'll never get anything you desire
>>226034837i made this
>>226034920I'm mousey but thanks
At what point does life actually become tolerable? Because I was under the impression that after school/uni is when it picks up but honestly just feel as miserable as I’ve ever done 1 year into my career
>>226034700A neet? I'm not offended at all. I wish I was. So people are doing 8-4 now? Who is doing this, and since when, and why? Is it another retarded social media thing?
Struggling a little bit to do my poo
Brutal
>>226034919russell raped
Dadberg with the weaponised incompetence Mumstein with the learned helplessness
>>226034935I've always heard about you but have no idea who you are. Doesn't seem like you'd need a name
>>226034941Perhaps therapy would help
need to pack
>Henry Nowak's killer Vickrum Digwa has life sentence increased to a life term with a minimum term of 25 years after bid to cut it failsLol he already got lucky with a light sentence and then tried his luck again by appealing it now he’s worse off than he was at the start
>>226034950>Who is doing this, me, for one>and since when,this year> and why?for the aforementioned avoidance of traffic on the commute, and in summer it was an extra hour of the day to get things done
Ok, it's time. Thanks again to the one good, positive fella here. When it's done and dusted I'll feel good and be glad I did
What are you lads planning to buy your family for Christmas? For me:>gf: border collie puppy with all the necessary dog accessories >dad: pressure washer because he’s obsessed with watching pressure washing channels on youtube >mum: new bottle of her favourite penhaglion’s perfume >brother: camera drone>sister: switch 2with zelda
>>226034977Howling
>>226034985that's a lot of weight but you got it
>>226034985You're welcome
got called a musical genius today
>>226034964he sounds like a real asshole
>>226034989Sincerely hope your siblings are young children
>>226034989my family don't celebrate christmas ok
so whats your most incel opinions then, lads?
>>226034989dunno lol
>>226034984Not you, you silly goose. I get it. I'm asking why everyone has jumped on the bandwagon. You seem like an original thinker who was on to something good because you had thee idea
>>226035011Make incest porn great again
>>226034989>Border collie puppyLmao you have no idea what you're getting yourself intot. Knower
just found a crown in the gutter
>>226034989dogs are for life, not just for christmaswho will look after it when she dumps you?
>>226035010paki bastard
>>226035002
>>226034977leftypol on the ropes
>>226035020Based
>>226035028not paki ok !!
Kanye's girl has the most incredible tits ffs
where's the fireworks then
remember when the government handed out leaflets to refugees asking them not to rape our women and children
Oi mates put anadda shrimp on da bahbie
>>226035056wtf did they do to North?
Might pop the heating on
>>226035069he went south
>>226035069went south
Joining a Teams call team
>>226035077>>226035082our little comedians
just heard a firework
blgo om
fucking insane country
>>226035094lie the fuck on
>>226035069Is that who that blue nigga is?
>>226035009Brother is 26 and sister is 30>>226035021Yeah I do, had one as a kid>>226035026Guess we would work that out at the time but I’d be happy to keep him
>>226035106yea
>>226035119no
>>226035104maybe it was a terrorist attack then
>>226035101Wait porn of 16 year olds is legal Less people are strongly for banning incest (porn) than strangulation. Legalise it (the act)
>>226035101So what if you have a 40 year old woman pretending to be under 16?
>>226035140then a reasonable person wouldn't think they're 16
>>226035137Wait, porn of 16 year olds is legal in the UK*
fucking 2 xbox series s for sale within 30 miles of me and 1 is already sold hope this other cunt replies. i WILL play gta vi on the cheap nothing can stop me
>>226035121Time fucking flies, I remember when she was just born and we were all taking the piss out of her name. >>226035119>>226035157They mean people pretending to be under 16, not actual under 16s which would just be csam
it firework ok
was at the bus stop the other day and a teenage girl came and sat next to me. had to get out of there quickly in case someone thought i was a nonce
>not actual under 16s which would just be csamProfessor big brain over here
>>226035101next they will ban sphit's over
Fuck Mousenonce Fuck piehead Fuck timmongs There I said it
>>226035188Felt the need to specify because that lad seemed a bit too into the idea
>>226035101meanwhile france are about to have a general strike
*retardjak.jpg*Erm, child porn is illegal actually
>>226034906Pantsu
>>226035137I only search for incest porn because it's the only guaranteed way to avoid seeing black/white videos recommended. They have to pair white girls with white guys for incest larpa porn.
i can hear fireworks but i cant see them so that's mint innit
i'm doing a poo ok
>>226035101y'all niggas still living in the victorian era
>>226035255pal, russia is bombing us turn on the tv, any channel
>>226034078ktim
>>226035252the most yank post i've ever seen
>>226034977Scr
didn't britain used to have this thing in the newspaper where it'd show girls as young as 16 with their baps out?
>>226035255probably in your head
>>226035266i turned on my TV and it was playing House MD
atheismlad having a normal one I see
I'm just chilling and plotting a girlfriend
>>226035281yeah The Sun page 3
>>226035281back when we were a real country
>>226033777Great, fireworks...
hope you lads are remembering
mousenonce got his hand blown off by a firework so his posting may be a bit slow from now on
>>226035269Just don't like itNot racist Simple as
>>226035320finally some good news
might press some tofu
>>226035069https://youtu.be/FV2Om4ADt_w
Anybody want to come and let off some fireworks?
New>>226035326
oh he desperate
>>226035215No one cares.
just came back from London, and when I was leaving there were english women (indian) at the airport running alongside the airplane holding up their babies begging the americans to take themthey got sucked into the engines sadly
>>226034236Egotistical damaged wankers
>>226035101Time to take the JAV pill
