olivia dean edition
>Noel Fielding>Matt Lucas>David W******s>Stephen Fry>James Corden>Jimmy Carr
>>226038681free my nigga Russel Brand
>has a threesome with 2 skanks he just metunreal. i've never even held hands with a girl. fuck this gay planet. i hope he dies in prison
I'll grow up now x
>>226038734roll
>>226038704>>Jimmy Carrwhat did he do?
>>226038714don't be jealous incel. that's just part and parcel of being a celebrity
read the standing ordersread them and understand them
bub games is the only funny bonger on youtube
>>226038714wait until you read about the lass that tongued his anus but wouldn't have vaginal sex with him because she had a bf
i remember the first time i had a wank when i was 12 years old. it was amazing, and i thought "wow, i can do this whenever i want? seems too good to be true"anyway long story short, i'm now a registered sex offender
>>226038765god... i hope he dies a painful death in prison
>>226038714>2009>threesome and went to his house for another round"the raped"
- wow - new bowl- Looks like I’m going to purchase it- for my Cereal in the morning – at Burnham, South East
russell brand getting blacked in prison by the mandem
>>226038714mad that my penus is small but still bigger than histhat does sound like rape aka he put it in she said dont stop but he continued and she just gave up
A throwaway background joke in the episode is a store by the name of "Sneed's Feed & Seed (Formerly Chuck's)",[16] written to suggest that the previous owner might have called it "Chuck's Fuck & Suck".[17] The phrase was adopted as an Internet meme[18] on the online imageboard 4chan, with members attempting to push the word "Sneed" into Internet polls[19] and spreading a hoax screenshot stating that the Anti-Defamation League considers the word a hate symbol.[20]
Feeling cold and lonely
nth for the baddiedem
>>226038806it's mental because he could've just gone to a pub and met some bird to arse fuck. god i hate him so fucking much. he had everything and it still wasn't enough
for me, it's maladaptive daydreaming about whatever my autism has hyper-fixated on this month wherein i fantasise about making above minimum wage doing whatever the thing is
>>226038808
RORKE IS NOT OUTSPOKENBUT HE LOVES TO SPEAKAND HE LOVES TO BE SPOKEN TO
>>226038850>he had everything and it still wasn't enoughmany, many, many such cases
whats Hackney like?
>>226038840get the bacon beer n bets on like Mark
>>226038864made up jewish nonsense
>>226038850its a different state of mind when every girl is all over you, he probably was also coked up, doesnt excuse it
>>226038734I'm the shot caller here
having kinky bum sex
>>226038849why did you choose these grim whores to worship over all the other whores on the internet
>>226038915Don't reply to me with an image of Tim the paedo ever again
reminder femdom porn is still legal, subby bros it's are time
Wearing my special workout thong
>>226038913>>226038920
it's so over
>>226038964Tilde it doesn`t make sense that you lick Mark's arse hole clean while hating Tim. Both are shite.
>>226039015Tim is a nonce. Mark is not. Tim is evil. Mark is a good person.
>>226039002so i can fuck my cousin, just not put it on pornhub?any chance of the fucking government making my mortgage cheaper?
>>226039002still ok to watch it then?
just had my wanking loicense revoked
>>226039031That counts as possession
a breath of fresh arse
>>226039002mad they forgot real IRL rape
>>226039044only if you download it
>>226039044dont think it does
>>226039002wait even school uniform stuff is banned now? This is just ridiculous
>>226039031streaming something creates a cache apparently which counts as possession
is it legal to shag a 14 year old when you're 17? because that's what my mate i high school did
Employed Woman is witty, wise and, dare I say, sexy. What a gal!
storing my BBW facesitting collection on an air-gapped laptop in the wankatorium
>>226039066LOLI was exactly spot on
>>226039104no thats statutory rape
>>226039070>>226039081It's cached on your device until it's overwritten by something else. It counts as possession
>>226038714he isn't even that good lookingit's literally all about having confidence and the gift of the gab
>>226039122
>>226039120might get him sent down then. he deserves it for getting more pussy than me
its not a proper lawbut if you're being a twat on x and they want you arrested its a thing for them to cite because its not illegal to be a twat on x
Twitter calling everything a gimmick these days
>>226039066that pls respond tier message at the end kek
>>226039002i legit think is this just to use as a political weapon against people because it's so vague. go on an anti migrant or anti israel protest? the police will check your phone/computer ooooo sorry mate you watch porn and the fella put his hand around a woman's throat now you can get put on the sense offenders register for 'extreme porn' knowing the public will assume people are nonces
Pizzas chips southern fried chicken dippers onion rings en route to the 家
>>226039139vile pedo sadist this lad
Why tf did Flesh win and HOW?
Living in a boxLiving in a cardboard box
>>226039139bit gay
Black women built this country
>>226039002>including step and foster-family scenariosthat's just diabolical
>>226039151which it is anyway and all that
>>226039107Agreed haha. Let's go team
>>226039190get the porno off your phone AND your backup alcatelthe police will find it all
Mousenonce you will never be happy in life
they better not come after my fart and poo porn
PC building is back boys, we'll be able to afford everything again
ow god my dick
>>226039171Think you're right, it's the same shit as mossad were doing to everyone at epstein island and whoever was managing p diddy. They've realised how incredibly effective sexual blackmail coercion is and now they've found a way to do it to basically anyone they want on a smaller scale. Why bother honey trapping them into fucking an underage girl when you can just threaten to allude to it in the press and have them done by public opinion. This will absolutely be abused.
>>226039238if they're willing to ban face-sitting and merely pretending to be related then they can ban literally anything at this point
>>226039235It`s not right !!
pokimane fart compilation
girl farts smell bad
ok the fireworks are just getting annoying now
>>226039323Employed Woman makes fragrant poots
mousenonce should be a billionaire
the facialabuse collection has just been deleted
>>226038916Slaaay girlie
>>226039341Vile harlot
>>226039341total /brit/ holocaust
>>226039341ok I Will Look at It !!
>>226039344rest in power
>>226039341who is this? used to be posted by an aussie loads as well
aint it weird that the nanny-state anti-porn agenda continues unobstructed despite us switching governments do these daft cunts disagree on literally anything
>>226039381you`re really boring go away
>>226039381greens probably wouldnt do it. they'd go the other way. just make it all legal
>>226039341*instantly turns to dust that blows away in the wind*
>>226038953I only worship The Holy Trinity
i am hearing the line went down in america
/brit/ finally having sex and tying to stick it in her piss hole
gooners boiling with rage itt
tired of being the laughing stock of the internet
Minorities on ring cameras stealing things
Teen admits unprovoked Barry Island stabbing that left 17-year-old with amputated leg• Idris Ahmed, 19, from Riverside in Cardiff, changed his plea to guilty at Newport Crown Court to grievous bodily harm with intent and possession of a knife • The attack took place on a busy bank holiday on 25 May 2026 when the unnamed 17-year-old victim was at Barry Island beach with friends • Ahmed struck the teenager without warning after the victim had acted as a peacemaker between two groups • The boy was airlifted to hospital, underwent four surgeries and later required a through-knee amputation after oxygen failed to reach the lower half of his leg • He is due to be sentenced on 27 November after pre-sentence reports are prepared for the young offenders institution
>>226038704don't think jimmy carr's raped anyone but he does give the vibe that he kicks the family dog when no one is looking
UM x
>>226039424no that can't happenno
oh my daysrorke and tarquin are diametrically opposed for once
>>226039422you're a christian who's obsessed with onlyfans whores right how does that work then
really weird how anti porn the uk is despite being so irreligious
>>226039439
Eritrean migrant jailed for stabbing teenage housemate to death in Chatham.• Musa Salih, 19, was convicted of murdering 19-year-old Harley Purdue during an attempted robbery at a house-share on Thorold Road on 2 December 2025 • The judge handed down a 25 year jail sentence.• Salih is an Eritrean national who arrived in the UK in 2019 and will face deportation proceedings • The court heard he tried to lock the victim in a toilet so he could steal money before the fatal attack; Purdue died in the arms of his pregnant girlfriend • Salih, who was in Chatham dealing Class A drugs, later asked an AI app on his phone for legal advice about the incident • He was found not guilty of a related charge of attempting to attack the victim’s partner after she intervened
>said that the barbie movie was bad? right then let's check your devices then. oh what's this? blowjob? woman is gagging on the willy? 2 years for you and lifetime on the sex offenders list
>>226038714wait until you hear what ian watkins got women to docourt docs are out there
rorke writes all his post by candlelight
bit annoying these fireworks now
>>226039444First Axel, now this cuntThe welsh are violent creatures, aye?
>>226039444why are they like this wherever they are? even in shit-hole wales away from the slums of birmingham and london they're still violent thugs.
>>226039461based for wanting to kill the kingcringe for wanting to sell out the nation to the pope
>>226039002Get me off this pozzed wokey island
>>226039444>>226039485spamming phoneposter ok
>>226039439her feet also going blue due to diabetes
>>226039505no such thing as suffering in japan
>>226039505vile flatfacersARR ROOK SAME ..
Are all people called Idris black? Had to work with one and have only communicated over email and he's fucking terrible at his job so I need to know his race for reasons
>>226039444>>226039485leftypol turning a blind eye to this
you lads better not have watched any blowjobs ok
Mousey's being based!!
am very sleepy after my wank
>>226039540would never
>>226039467I just save pics, tiktoks and watch twitch
sounds like bloody WWI outside
>>226039543Don't encourage him
post rate takes a dive after a link to schoolgirl roleplay pornyou've been had son gchq alarms blaring
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/q-GhkVN73SU:)
>>226039591He is right about the Japs thoughBe honest
>>226039530idris is the muslim name for enoch in the bible. sufism also associates him with the greek god hermes
Britain is ruled by a coalition of malevolent jewish capitalists, parasite landlords, control freak spooks, jewish bankers, Etonian/Oxbridge faggots and luddite harridan foids.A truly vicious coalition of untermenschen parasites who should all be wiped out.
>>226039595It's still all legal for the next few hours
There's a video of David Walliams wanking off his dog ok
The cattle have arrived for their slop
>>226039444>>226039485Learn to spot patterns. Recognise the physiognomy. Don’t worry about being called a racist. Have the talk with the family and loved ones. Not over WhatsApp where the messages can be screenshotted and the conversation used in evidence. Stay away from them. Don’t get involved in their music or their culture. Travel in groups if you can. Walk against traffic and watch out for bikes and e-bikes. Try to avoid all contact and interaction but if they interact with you, go in early and don’t hold back. Go for the eyes, the ears, the throat, the testicles. Know your exit routes and things around you that can be used as weapons. It’s better to be judged by a jury of 12 than carried by 6
>>226039620i thought the jews want me addicted to porn???now they want to take it away???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kcu8qhbmhqs
binged again. i just can't stop. gained like 80lbs this year
>>226039656fuck...really?
>>226039616Safe to assume he's at least brown then?
>>226039643Neek
>>226039643my family are already slightly less racist than myselfonly exception being my tranny brother who downloads his opinions from his groomers on discord
>>226039656well i just bonged again
In June 2017, 13-year-old Karanbir “Karan” Cheema was at his school in Greenford, west London, when a classmate flicked a small piece of cheese at him, and it went down his collar. Karan had severe allergies to dairy, wheat, eggs and nuts, and he quickly went into anaphylactic shock. He d*ed in hospital on July 9, 2017, with his family by his side.
>>226039656fat cunt
>>226039643AB;NR
>>226039444>Teen
>>226039587why choose whores to obsess over if you're christian?
>>226039680that is mad. how to you even make it to 13 if the mere touch of dairy causes you to instantly die
>>226039718because he's severely mentally ill
>>226039680poor lad
>>226039680cause of death: foodfight
I mean it's just not a commercially efficient or viable profile. Big box stores and warehouses are massively more efficient at scale. The "High Street" can only be sustained as an upper class vanity project with wine bars and lesbian bookstores, or as a government subsidy case. In neither case is it going to be selling affordable, quality goods to the masses. The other alternative is increasing density but you need to increase it a lot. Most commercial space under 6 story stacks is barely viable unless it's part of a combined development with a mall or some such.
Subject appears to have acquired an IPhone
what ever happened to ashton kutcher
>>226039679hoot
It's really frustrating that we could have lived in a White World of light and beauty if National Socialist Germany had won WW2.Instead we live in a jewish-capitalist hell where the end goal is an infinite horde of consumer-slave brown biomass ruled over by AI hunter-killer drones.
>>226039685how did she die
>>226039530no, it’s a welsh name
>>226039656Just purge(puke) it out like the edtwt girliesDon't really just eat lightly tomorrow and go for a walk on Saturday
>>226039685Cheers x
>>226039766sepsis
>>226039764that shit looks cringe asf
Woke shite
>>226039628to be fair
>>226039780mine is 22.9
>>226039809monitor on
>>226039816yeah it should end now
>>2260397852.5 hours
gordon ramsay and marco pierre white reunion
>>226039785yeah 2.5h>x = 2>x = 3>2x = 5>x = 2.5
White women dying from chasing bbc will always be funny.
any aristocratic man in
>>226039816very authoritarian post. But alas, I say they should be banned
5 hours
>>2260397851.5 hours?assume the pool is 100 Litresfirst hose fills at 50 Litres per hoursecond house at 33 litres per hour
*lights a cheeky firework at 12:01 AM*
>>226039840>>226039861
>>226039718God told me to save the twitter pic and post it on /brit/ to annoy you
>Taskmaster Final and Big Brother Final on at the exact same time right nowwhat the fuck do I watch? To make matters once I have some ghastly explosions outside ruining both.
>>226039877Bizarre lie
The Rt Hon Sir TND
>>226039505police!! they are wearing uniforms
>>226039785Trick question. You have to have both hoses running AND directed to the pool to fill it>>226039840>>226039861>>226039875You've been done. Read the question carefully next time
>>226039780>edtwti want to hurt people who come up with these contrived acronyms, and start using them all over the place as if everyone is supposed to understand them right off the batand yes i did google it, but i shouldn't have had to
>>226039764hitler would have got raped by the soviets eventually
american women are fit tbf
my balls are so hairy
>>226039899Literally anything else
>>226039648Nah, anti-porn sentiment is runtcodedporn is vitalistic and educational
Sir Gary Coleman
>>226039944Name on, sacked tranny
>>226039966dead now of course
it's not right
i want to screw chicks in the pussy
>>226039685look at that ugly fat prole foid facelikely Irish heritagewould love to have watched her diecoalburning runt
just what the HELL is going on in here??
>>226039993rorke...
>>226039819Fat pig, fast NOW
>>226039785is it 72 minutes
mental, isn't it, how Mount Erebus is the southernmost active volcano on Earth, located on Ross Island, Antarctica? Standing at approximately 3,794 m (12,448 ft), it has been continuously active since 1972.
>>226039984GIVE IT TO MEEEE
imagine finding out your mom used to be a pornstar in the 80s, so you go home and go looking for her clips, and the next 12 hours become a relentless gooning sesh.this is an everyday reality for rorke
>>226040045dont know
>>226040019im trying to put more weight on actually. 10kg more
>Nazi Germany had mandatory girlfriends and sex farms where German men could impregnate white German women Umm so how were the Nazis the bad guys exactly?
Genuinely though it's not worth being a male celebrity now. Every foid is out to get their pound of flesh, and their pounds of pounds. Guilty of rape with a decade plus in prison, all because of the allegations of foids. No hard evidence needed, no DNA, no texts or recorded calls, just WOMEN'S WORDS. Back in sensible times, it was understood that the words of a woman are about as reliable as a jew's handshake, but now we believe them like gospel. Why fucking bother. It's shit like this that stops me from caring about the west dying, Whites going extinct. What is our culture but worshipping people that have a stinking hold between their legs? I hope muslims take over and then at least men will be safe from getting locked up based on nothing but the meaningless noise that comes out of a woman's face.
I'm back in silver :/
>>226040045new zealand tourist plane crashed into that in the 80s lol
my name's dennis
>>226040045Reckon you should go on a sightseeing pleasure flight there
—————OURA ring:—————First night using itI’ll see how it comes out tomorrow Going to have to get some good sleep - so I can appease the ring – at Burnham, South East
>>226040084was the pilot a retard
russell brand i never would've guessed
Sacked Tranny posting selfies again I see
>>226039381the civil service runs the country not the goverment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TIoJihxB4Q
>>226040078
just want to spread their legs high and and bury my face in there in that muff and slurp the pussy juice
>>226040113Combination of a last minutes route changes and whiteout conditions. Not the pilots fault
just found half a chocolate donut in my bed lads, get in, i said GET IN
>>226040140rorke driving past the primary school:
>>226040100
>>226040074SEX FARM WOMAN
This years John Lewis Christmas ad, in summary.Nan needs a hug, rude kids barge past her, ignoring her completely.Kids don't like Nans childhood presents, so Nan goes out shopping to John Lewis to buy things they like to placate them.Nan eventually gets her hug, when the spoilt grandkids get the presents they want.Oh, and a rickshaw ride round London for good measure!An absolutely dreadful story of kids attitudes towards the elderly today, and blatant consumerism - I for one, won't be shopping there this year!
their arses are usually ready before their pussies are
>>226040083Which game??
had 3 pints at the public house
>>226039819i'm at 33
>>226040140gp
>>226040194Alri millionaire lad
today i've wanked to a 20-something year old pornstar who looks like she's in her 40s, and a 40-something year old pornstar who looks like she's in her 20s
forgetting sarah marshalltake him to the greek get them watched
>>2260397851h 12 minutes ye
>>226040100Not on that
>>226040211 why
russians dropping bombs outside
just seen a bloke's pooey arsehole posted to the thread for some strange reason
Test
>>226040074because they told lies like that so that young men would join the military and die
>>226040208names?
back of a mare looks good on video but irl that barnyard smell is really a turn off. Wondering if I had one myself and I gave her a good shampooing and really got to know her if I'd get nice and horny for it
love when black people get arrested and go full retard by insisting on representing themselves in court it's like they think they can undermine the legal system by appealing to "vibes"
>>226040248sick to fucking death with you mate
The Cornell 7 case, GDP, and now Russell Brand are evidence of how women think they can retroactively revoke consent and the worst part is they get away with itThis is genuinely the worst time in history to be a man.
i am mentally unwell ok
>>226040248kill yourself my nigga
>>226040261grounz
>>226040229funny
>>226040245adira allure and ophelia kaan
my semen smells a bit nice
>>226040266never having sex so it doesn't affect me
>>226040281only a bit?
>>226040277I’d like to Ophelia her Kaans
>>226040266sybau incel rapist
>>226040277>adira alluregood tasteshe's 31, I would say she looks her age
Fuji-sama not returning for season 2 of Shogun is peak cringe
>>226040244*Joins the Nazis*>Endless sex with khazar milkersJoins the British Army >Loses his leg and testicles, comes home to England to find out his neighbors are Nigerian Idk man.
>thought there was some disney kino on tv>instead it's whatever the fuck this shit is not comfywhy don't they show disney films at 9pm evernot even on xmasmakes you think you knowit really does
>>226040312this video will be illegal at midnight
>>226040322tried watching that once, it started off well but the second half of the season got really boring and political
>>226040312why do you have this webm saved? you some kind of nonce?
>>226040351It triggers retards. Every time.
>>226040330Telly Savalas is kino
right
>>226040318yeah well the clip i watched was a few years old so she would've been in her 20s at the time. i think she looks older than she is, although it's the attractive kind of older
>>226040330ill share my disney plus account with you
>>226040312he looks 40
>>226040209Wotanic
when timmy posts his pale pencil dick on /brit/
Rubinsky in Legend of the Galactic Heroes always looked like Telly Savalas to me
playing a bit of gta7................yes, I said 7........... ;) ;)
>>226040387you're not black btw
need to go over my ariel x collection and remove any potential illegal items
>>226040384
>>226040394woah...
decaf coffee ting yh? luh bit of sugar too x
gta 7 will be set in "nigga city" ok
>>226040394gay trans arse
>>226040415Hardly narrows it down these days, eh? Eh? Eh?
>>226040415Do these niggas heil hitler, perchance?
>>226040415should be set in a small village in the west country
>>226040394Girls that are 7?
21:24 and the sun is already coming up
weeeeeee!!!!
government are releasing thousands of petty criminals because they don't have room in prisons, then threaten prison time for choking porn (mainstream porn studios have produced this for decades). there's a credibility problem here.
>>226040459is that arina grandy
>>226040202didnt pay a penny
>>226040463nonces often get suspended sentences for getting caught with cp. no one is ever seeing prison time for choking porn
>>226040468looks just like her!!
>>226040468no, the legs are too thick
in two and a half hours the only legal porn will be cuckold porn
>>226040513>>226040513
>>226040463it's not about porn, this is just baby steps for what it's to come. Total control of online information.
