slag makeup edish
my porn folder is still 100% legal
free are russell
pawasite
Just filmed myself choking myself with my hand while saying "No stepsister, stop choking me!" and sent it to my mates in the UK.They'll be registered sex offenders by dawn.
janny onamadone
It's all mouseys fault. All of it.
>>226044055my porn folder is just as legal as it was before
I keep getting older and they stay the same...yep. That's what I like about them I said I keep getting older and they stay the same
mad how /brit/ has the two least funny irishmen of all time posting here
they keep getting older and i stay the same age
>>226044092Irish are generally reddit tier. Don't think I've ever encountered an irish that isn't pure reddit.
>>226044085>>226044095
What’s he playing at?
I love seeing girls getting bullied and ganged up on by other girls and hit, and videos where other girls are clearly envious of the main girl
i'm jamaican
>>226044092Weird how there are no other Irish posters at all. What are the chances of that?
right that's the shabbos goyim Jew boy banned and not ban evading because he's a good little seething boy sitting there seething
>>226044108why is that
>>226044126They only do that because of the patriarchy o algo
Had a big hook up over peas and didn't eat then for years. Might start eating more peas. A bit of butter and they might be my new vegetable. Quite cheap to consume regularly. Broccoli is nice but it's endless chewing.
what should the word chicken in this meme be replaced with? and don't say yank
british slags are lovely
>>226044146seething and crying
why did the other thread get deleted?
>>226044160yank unironically
>>226044160umchicken
behind this flag you’d never know that I was a boy from yorkshire
>>226044175fair enough
>>226044181gp
>>226044182We already knew from the other thread, retard. Nobody is pushing you to self incriminate just because you're mad nobody gave a fuck about your bait
russell brand
>>226044184scran
>>226044151Maybe the whole northern ireland carry on. Likely to do with the commercialisation and big corporations that moved there too. Ireland lacks culture compared to a lot of europe. Like american, the culture was heavily influenced by corporations and media. Rural folk seem normal. Ones in dublin are bonkers.
>>226044197literally no idea what you’re on aboutjust made tea and sat down to see what /brit/ was up to
>>226044077Sorry I meant twice nobody gave a fuck
>>226044184This is a rorke meal.
jamaicans dont say "nigga" bombaclat nahmean
>>226044215This should of been a yank flag but he wanted me to say thatI hope you all do go use yank proxies if you can fuck your mom or daughter over there still. Go nuts
the woke mob is trying to take malfoid and anakin posting from me.
>>226044192
>>226044062nah he deserves itwonder how noel gallagher and matt morgan are feeling right nowtrevor lock only just reactivated his instagram account
Set off any fireworks today lads?
>>226044225mr lovah lovah
Epic
Gamer
What if I am in the same room as someone dressed in a uniform sitting on their boyfriend's face and role-playing being his stepsister and I happen to be watching?
rorke clapping alone in his smeggy room to the malfoid edits he sees in his "X" timeline
>>226044259wtf is malfoid i really dont get it
Going to have a can of beer before bed so I don't wake up and start calling begging for drugs in exchange for sex, and saying that I am so you can't say I'm trying to kill myself and because you know what I'm thinking an-
went to bbc.com and let me just say i was very disappointed
>>226044259why do you post on a brazil vpn
i'm not using a brazil vpn
>>226044262It's a character in Harry Potter
Legalise duels They're making suicide and duels illegal while pushing depopulation (for white people)
>>226044282why are you niggas so paranoid about people posting on vpns
>>226044257that counts as recording as you form a memoryillegalpolice can confiscate your head as evidence
wtf was janny playing at deleting that thread?
>>226044262gender swapped waifu shite, for some reason some people on twitter are really into it even though there is nothing original about it.It's a bit funny sometimes.
It's kind of crazy how it's illegal to kill yourself but Americans can't legally have an abortion so the animal farm goyim are already cooked *Siip*They're hiding goings on with this shit but I don't care to know and Pol is retarded
not sure what you're all so upset aboutyou can still have your girlfriend sit on your facethis only effects losers
>>226044306Wrongthink. I had a thought after the fact about the thing that would make him do it About social contracts >>226044319Mutts law
>>226044321you're not making any sense dee lad
>>226044319flag checks out lol
Report the parasite
>>226044321>>226044326i'm australian
>>226044311>it's illegal to kill yourself>"sir, you are under arrest for commiting suicide. Please come with me"
honestly i think the government should ban porn that features white males, i think it's problematic and perpetuates dangerous ideals and racist imagery.
>>226044294because i want to know why?why are you so cagey
>>226044334The government will stop you from doing it. In a way, forcing you to keep living (in the world that THEY create). Is this shallow/underdeveloped thinking?
I wonder if Emma Watson had a dump today.
>i'm australian
my feet may be on american soil, but my heart belongs to brisbane
>>226044343wtf is cagey, i'm actually brazilian
im about to cum
If I was a girl I'd study to be a sex slave and go to the courtrooms and take all the sexy lawyer loads on my face like a slut and get run through by them for their stress relief because they're so fit and powerful and smart
the captcha is poo to be frank here. it's wee as well
>>226044350She's probably still asleep
Keep Britain trucking.
They should make images of sexualised mice illegal and punishable by 5 year imprisonment
>>226044240lol
>>226044372no you wouldn't, be quiet
They (legal age bratty students in a law class or club) should all fuck me. They're such bratty know it alls
how do you go from being rich and famous and literally married to katy perry, to being in prison for rape?
>>226044294because one singular person makes personalities with vpns regularly this still doesnt rule you out unfortunately. blame that guy's autism
honestly i would be for a total porn ban, see all the incels go mad and form rape gangs, but this selective shite is gay as hell son.
>>226044393a woman decided to revoke consent 20 years later
>>226044364sure thing cody
Banning interracial porn would be based but the Jews wouldn't have it. That's facts
>Russell Brand sentenced to death>Cristiano Ronaldo retires from international football>Stock market tanked>All the good porn bannedQuite possibly the worst day in the history of Shitain
incels who are too afraid to ask a woman out aren't going to suddenly go outside and rape anyone
sleeping in my n-word bed
>>226044411FOY off yank
Should I play Outlast 2 at this time of night or will it make me do a poo scream
>>226044427away with you, brown
I'd be Hitler's top guy
>>226044413A few days earlier and it could've happened when Patrick Stewart died
>>226044430don't know i have never played that game x
>studentsnonce
>>226044430Dunno but I fully shat myself at the first one
>>226044413he had it coming, pisstiano ronaldo really, it had it coming, nonce
>>226044430>game about a gay stalker mhmm, okay anon
2017 is the only year I voted
I'm allowed to fuck legal age, stop violating my NAP
>>226044434you will always be a yank freak. bet you're circumcised and all
Father is watching zionist in the room over
>>226044461i said AWAY brown
Unfortunately, I need to pee Can't not pee, but I don't want to piss my trousers (I'm not wearing any pants)Then I'll go bed. But I'm being stuck
>starmer censors internet porn>burnham is different to starmer! new day, new hope!>burnham censors internet porn
>>226044457you gonna vote for the hapa girl I presume
>>226044470there's just no arguing with you dense cunts is there?
>>226044471>not using piss bottles in the big 2026son i'm crine
sounded lke the Somme before
>>226044453No need to sign your posts here
>>226044457do you not get fined like aus?
how do science niggas know how much a planet weighs if there's no gravity in space so they're actually weightless?
>>226044477Just so you know (too), I heard it on outer int that the porn laws are from conservatives. I didn't say it before because politics are off topic not because I was watching myself
>>226044472english rose
>>226044479she’s bwc only
>>226044477starmbeast just made you dox yourself to watch the porn
>>226044482look over there, it's a fat white woman!
>>226044496well her husband is white, yes
still fuming over the time janny deleted my thread for posting keir starmer
rorke doing the heart butt challenge
The recent UK restrictions on specific types of online pornography—such as strangulation, simulated incest ("fauxcest"), and adult role-play as minors—stem from a review led by Conservative peer Baroness Gabby Bertin, but the policy has been implemented and enforced with cross-party and government backing (including the Labour government's Justice Minister Alex Davies-Jones).
This is me btw (literally me)I'm not gay btw
>>226044490"science" is just another cult
>>226044507every single time....
>>226044494>it wasn't red labour, it was blue labour>>226044497Most porn websites just blocked UK IPs. No chance to even dox yourself, literal censorship
I've been done repeatedly today. outwitted and outsmarted into a smouldering pile of dust. tomorrow however yhe brot lads will receive the greatest multi victin doing of all gime
In some states in america you have to show an id to access places like pornhub right?
>>226044490they know how much mass it has not weight
Not very wise to push government (alone) and you shouldn't do it lest they put you in prison by the way
selling all my bitcoin
Detest people physically reacting to food like nodding heavily or dancing a bitsuch wog like behaviour
How do you kill that giant dune worm in Deadspace? I’m stuck
Goodnight and don't forget imagination wanks
>>226044550original or remake? in the original i'm pretty sure you need to use the kinesis to shoot the red explosive tubes at it.
tomorrows going to be a real doss i reckon
have not been doing too well this month
I’m not being a fundie, but this is cringe
>>226044479Not voting this year>>226044489Nah, this is a free country and no party or candidate is entitled to my vote
>>226044542good post
>>226044571whats the matter sweaty
>>226044532ye i live in one of thembut i dont consume mainstream porn anyway because im not a pleb
>>226044571what's wrong umchicken
>>226044542What about lightly nodding?
>>226044571What's up honey bun?
>>226044510>labour with a massive majority enacting tory party policies that nobody in the country voted for
>>226044571what happened hun
>>226044571you'll be doing even worse when you go to hell
>>226044610>tory party policiesLmaoThis is textbook Blairism. Nothing "tory" about it
need a chinese gf
>>226044550walk without rhythm
unleashing a turanic roar
islam is the future
>this image is now illegal in the UK
>>226044510>manyvids incest roleplayers like fiona dagger can no longer masturbate in the safety of her bedroom in front of a camera because she uses words like "mummy" or "son">mainstream pornstars like bonnie blue can have anal sex with fifty different men in one afternoonworld gone mad. Which one would damage a young person more if they tried it?
>>226044692um
>>226044692i dont get italso cant post that
>>226044702bonnie blue doesn't do anal
>>226044697mad how i'll never marry and likely die a virgin.
>>226044697opened this image and started hearing police sirens in the distance
serious men in suits analyzing amateur pornography making sure they dont use a couple dozen words
>>226044697Very much screen time
>>226044702>Sydney Harwin is out of a job
got the ASMR on haven't i.
>>226044702>fake incest in internet videos made illegal by the government>real incest by brown government imports supported by the government
>>226044751what kind of jobs do immigrants get usually? uber eats?
>>226044765english girl rapistenglish girl kebab makerenglish girl transporter (a 'taxi driver')
i'm indigenous australian
i will vote for the greens if they reinstate my porn rights
on my way to silver 3
my wanking licence has expired
absurd humour is out of fashion.
>>226044598eh dunno probably annoying though
>>226044785never tell the world your dreams.
>>226044744>sydney harwin>bea york>sasha curves>molly darling>fiona dagger>harley taboo>anna scot>yourgirlnextdoor>like twenty more i cant think of off the top of my headall gone
>>226044791https://greenpartymigrationpolicy.org.uk/migration-policy/>MG100 The Green Party wants to see a world without borders, until this happens the Green Party will implement a fair and humane system of managed immigration where people can move if they wish to do so.
>>226044825sorry m8 i can't read commie runes
>>226044447yeah just finished it other day and I was very very unnerved like. didnt think games could be that spooky
>>226044833bizarre lie
>>226044825dunno what this means lol
i attempted suicide because of my small penis, i stopped myself from doing it.
>>226044825
>>226044861my stance remains unchanged
>>226044872become addicted to sph before it gets banned
>>226044880>the serf brit would rather see his country collapse than just pay for a vpn or learn to use tor
>>226044825rooting for you, boris
antisocial behaviour in Bradford is afoot lads
>>226044872how small we talkin
>>226044850this is what my sleep apnea feels like
no way argie has also a small willyMY FRIEND !!
>>226044885they won't ever ban anything femdom relatedif they did that it would thwart every single onlyfans creator
Lads, sorry to say that I may be moving away from Bongish teas like Earl Grey on to more Chinky teas. My tastes have just changed it seems
Wish they sold Hobnobs over here,I’m craving a pack right now with a brew
*presses my forehead against yours*
might start baiting as a bangladeshi poster
Get the alcohol and/or cannabis scranned, get the music and ASMR on, get the problem solving ideas out of mind.
get the facesitting porn out
the lads
deary me the british goverment would not be happy about this
>>226044964must've been a hell of a stag party
>>226044930subby kings stay winning
>>226044972!
>>226044964Mental how neither of them are gay
>>226044972get her fucking jailed for half a decade the evil bitch
I’m from Orpington
>>226044964I know Karl Pilkington and Russel Brand were close back in the day, wonder what he thinks about all this
>they ordered pizza and wineOH MY FUCKING DAZE
>the big fat quiz of the yearshow named after rorke
>>226044938*kills you*
fucked a slut up the buttnow i got a stinky winky
>>226045014yank banter or as i call it 'yanter'
I would love to lick Emma Watson’s anus.
>>226045066what's the significance of using your tongue to kill a gay man?
https://voca.ro/1a6qYarCCryE
i am american badass
>>226045065god you fucking piss me off I dunno why, you just seem like you have some kind of condition and are basically inflicting it on strangers on the internet
absolutely not clicking that shit
rorke just roped he told me on discord
https://voca.ro/1ff50RV7IgUj
>>226045155QOOT
>>226045159Will you be my gf?
Ban status?
Gravy's good tonight
https://imgs.search.brave.com/VmBLk04Hvotb6WjhHFweD2PvheXB6NX3fjAT6q8aXBw/rs:fit:500:0:1:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9zaG9v/c2h0aW1lLmNvbS9j/b250ZW50cy9hbGJ1/bXMvc291cmNlcy8y/MDMwMDAvMjAzMzcz/LzEwMjEzNDAuanBn
>>226045079make a vocaroo pontificating on dragonball z since you're pontificating again
i dont enjoy "rorke gay sex"
at this point i'd take literally any woman as a gf if she had decent sized natural knockers, the entire rest of her body can be scuffed as fuck as long as the chebbage is there
I wish you a pleasant evening
>>226045076it was the gayest way to die to be fair
mad how everything just keeps getting worse
Rorke shaking his gay little arse to Katy Perry
>>226045229all part of leftypol's evil plan innit
they need to find a way to deniggafy rorke, before its too late
my first gf used to regularly punch me in the shoulder and the ribs and stuff and it often hurt pretty bad, but of course i couldn't retaliate because you can't hit girls. this is one of many examples of female privilege the jews don't want you to nootice
hello late night /brit/
did the hepburn nigga finally die for ukraine?
>>226045257how was the sex
>>226045242Name? She got any leaks?
>>226045283rorkes seaside getaway
>>226045268yeah :/
might invest in a plastic sex arse
The sumo and snooker are back. It lush
>>226045265https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse2.mm.bing.net%2Fth%2Fid%2FOIP.mEDZ6VWzjXUhB5HwYJt-nQHaHQ%3Fr%3D0%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=13ab3146a66c1e9691117d1a1f1be79a518c84176cf52612b9d679036338a385&ipo=images
remember /bant/ /brit/
>>226045165Sorry I'm Rorke only
>>226044628restricting porn is extremely tory lol
Who is managing the Failblog facebook page after acquiring it for $4?I'm not just using "India" as a pejorative, but it feels Indian.
>>226045186https://voca.ro/19Lzpbs6Lnfx
>>226045283get the biomass shipped here
>>226045275randytaylor69 / roseno, she's just a youtuber that used to vlog in the late 2000s.She actually started streaming this year.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69WFt6_dF8g
>>226045273we didn't have sex, we were like 12
We're walking in the air. We're floating in the moonlit sky.
>>226045327why do you avatarfag
>>226045349i don't
my bum is OUT lads!uhh ohhh, stinky poos! stinky poos all over my willy!!
>>226045363you are doing it in this thread
>>226045375how
Piccadilly, 1944
roaring up a niggers anus and listening to the echo
mental how european peoples get dumber the further east you go.
>>226045292Thats a heavy salad like. Hope he’s now in a better place, plowing Audrey up the arse. It’s what she would have wanted
>>226045383are you embarrassed of the reason
>>226045400not really true is itIrish are thick a brick but there they are on the far west
Shazza hawkins lad in?
>>226045388they had escerlaters in 1944?
>>226045320most anime isn't very masculine but dragon ball was, so I give it a pass https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14TAP9zfZJg
any poo men in
>>226045404you ain't nothing
>>226045430Yeah but they were manually operated by cranks
Mental how I’ll never have to get a job because of AI. We’ll have UBI by next year
Y'all remember Space Raiders??
ai bradley. funny.
Interior crocodile alligatorI scream a nigga roar Bradley poo gaper
reckon i'll go out on the weekend to try and get some vagina
wasting my money and my life on frivolous flights of fancy
>>226045453sc
remember "nigga" jarsanother victim of the woke agenda
I wish night never ended
>>226045511good post
>>226045499it's just 1 dude using this right, like he really wants this to be a /brit/ gimmick
ChatGPT please summarise this thread and highlight any good posts
>>226045516same bloke as the singular bradley poster
NEW>>226045542>>226045542
need a gf to shag up the hairy front bottom
shaving my twat
doing a poo and a wee
not racist just don't like em
i'm gay
https://voca.ro/11Oiez5csSIc
