mousey edish
>>226051902>>226051930um
>>226051930>My local park closes do brits rly
>>226051940>putting your head in a woman's lap is sexual assaultbloody hell
>>226051917And if Scotland becomes independent then do you think the SNP becomes the permanent party in charge of Scotland for the eternity?
>>226051902based milk carton manufacturer
the watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECOBf-2IYgM
what is this the cross-reply thread?
>>226051956it not right
>>226051961Reform has a better chance of getting into Westminster then holyrood, so you might as well stay in the uk
>>226051986
>>226051961it will remain in power long enough to carry on the irreparable damage to scottish demographics
>>226051935That's not mousey though. You're obsessed
>>226051956depends on the park
jennie
i can only tolerate cleaning when im blackout drunk
/a/ in shambles
orientalssex
>>226051995Sick bro can’t wait for reform
>>226051992>>226052010and you people call us a nanny statethe brit cries out in pain as he strikes you
>>226051956i saw a video of someone in america chudding out because the cops told him to leave the park after a certain time, so we’re not the only ones
just ate a mcdonaldsI had a bacon big arch meal with a chocolate milkshakeit tasted nice but it was far too big for me, and messy>>226052040I didn't call you anything ok
>>226052016who's jennie
>>226052040I’ve never seen anyone call Australia a nanny state except during covid
>Malfoid? How about you go do romance. Don't you want this?The women are reciprocatingAnd they're using the things Iove
>>226052032still a better immigration policy than SNP’s
Been contacted by a recruiter for local water company and they're offering quite a lot of money (about 60k) which is 10k more than what I'm on at the moment. However, I've seen this job come up every year or two for a while now which leads me to believe it is fucking horrendous. I tick most of the boxes and it would be nice to get more money, but I'm worried that the grass will be all brown and dead and then I won't be able to come back to my nice comfy low stress job and I'll be miserable forevermore.
>>226051902>>226051974
>>226052074check their glassdoor page
it's friday it's friday the weekend is here
>>226052074check their bum for poo
RIP pancho from dirty sanchez
when the week ends, the strong begins
>>226052072lol and what’s that? It’s fine for native brits to be replaced in their country just as long as it’s done legally
>>226052094wtf it's real
Emma in the first Harry Potter was something else
>>22605209447 years old...a fuckin kid
feel like i'm having a bad dream what are they playing at
>>226052092godzilla wouldn’t be a heel you piece of crud
>>226052092
>>226052109Nigga got an Argonian name
Last night my dream was that I was in a shop, and they had cotton candy flavours like uranium, which I made sure to not get, because I picked mercury flavor, and the American flavor. The mercury flavour tasted like metal in your mouth when you held it and when Ier someone else taste my American flavor cotton candy he said it tasted like metal - it was the liberty bell! (That's what I said in the dream!)Then Joey from yugioh and this girl starts having a duel and she used the card "good times" and a stock market graph carried Joey into the air and people (or me) was like, "when the stock market crashes he is going to fall to his death"
>>226052113
nth for the baddiedem
>>226052054jennie ruby jane
>>226052126grim face
>>226052007Corrrrrr Duckie
>>226052102Yeah okay mate Scotland would become a 100% white ethnostate if it became independent, keep voting for SNP
>>226052094just not on is itrip to a welsh hero
>>226052126are you still going to be posting this ten years from now
gran torino doctors office scene but an asian doctor asking>lolke?>lolke?
>>226052016BPIYA
the brown nipple JAV girls
>>226052165many are saying this
Right so basically you can't wank to any of the recently banned porn but there's no law stopping it from being done irl
>majong: "I miss you. Busy or free right now?"
>>226052145Your “based” leader Nigel can’t even define what an english person is and his definition for what a Welsh person is was “someone who’s lived and paid taxes in Wales for atleast 5 years” fucking lol
>>226052178nduja or whatever that stuff is
>>226052174you’re missing the point of the law, it’s not out of moral panic it’s so they can call you a nonce for finding regular porn in your browser history when they arrest you for tweets
good afternoon lovely lads incel lads sad lads grumpy lads and boring /pol/ lads
>>226052185
>>226052190So true SNP ftw
you don't have to give your passwords to the police if they ask
>>226052178Noja
R: 0▶All discussion of politics and current events goes on /pol/. >>>/pol
>>226052229i think they have special software that lets them see what’s on your hard drive anyway
>>226052205g'afternoon lad
>>226052087Forgot about this, will do that after lunch >>226052093Also solid advice thank you too
>>226052230did you know she was in matsuri's idol group. was shocked to find that out
When can I vote for Hitler? That's all I want. Hitler.
>>226052220you are the one twerking for reform mate I didn’t bring up the snp
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8ly044wdx9eoYOU DON'T HATE WOMEN ENOUGH
throwing an entire grey alien carcass on the bbq like when southern yanks cook whole alligators
retard 2027
clifford the big brown wog
ay if ur fuckin settin fireworks off for the nhs can ye stop please because you’re scaring me lizard
deliberating on what marinate goes with grey alien
rape my own arse 2027
it's rape culture
>>226052281i enjoy your alien posts
growing rape cultures in petri dishes
not very mechanically minded mei'm basically female
mrs complaining the alien is still pink insidewell blow me love, it were green when I put it on there
>>226052266Oh neat, I didn't know. Matsuri getting her mate in. Only PLs I knew of was Sophia's collabing with Raden a few times
>>226052270You were the one that brought up leaving the UK because of multiculti, im just telling you your belief that people voting SNP will eventually become le redpilled and vote to deport all brown people is stupid, I don’t even care about reform
Only reason the Scottish are in such a bad way with politicians is that there's only like 20 of them that are willing to put down the smack and get a job LOL
cant ecevn say hello to runners or dog wal;jkers or what have tyou if youre theyre women
another “debate me bro” grifter has been raped I repeat another debate me bro grifter has been raped
need a freaked out smelly insane gf who fingers her hairy clam to south park yaoi and i need her NOW
>>226052355that was ages ago though
>>226052355they proved everything he says. nice one
>>226052355but it’s ok because he won the moral victory
>>226052355they never fight one on one do theyliterally never grow out of it
>>226052349yeah you can't, and for good reason
>>226052342there's even a picture of them lezzing off
>>226052355brown people being violent? never seen that before
>>226052343> Reform has a better chance of getting into Westminster then holyrood, so you might as well stay in the ukYour words.Someone like myself can swallow their pride and vote for the SNP in hope for independence even if I don’t agree with their policies because once we are independent we then can choose what we want to do when it comes to immigration instead of having millions flood in which is what England has done to the rest of the uk
>>226052328they remind me of prospector88 tweets
>>226052349based blackout drunk at lunchtime poster
>>226052281Ok on the Barbie though
>>226052391>we then can choose what we want to do when it comes to immigration no you wont. SNP will choose for you and they've never said a single thing about stopping third world immigration to scotland.
>>226052387wtf I thought Matsuri only had eyes for her brother??
ok
is it pretend we're on first name terms with random pictures of asian women time?oh goodie
>>226052355>Handles 3>Handles 5, no, 6>They spawn weapons and hit him with them Reminder that 4 or 5 of these brownoods weren't taking that guy down and without more and more (((men))) and weapons they wouldn't be able to hold and would've been knocked out
thumbing cloves of garlic up my arse
>>226052417I don’t know if you got kicked in the head or something but you seem to be under the impression that if the SNP are the party in when we get independence that we will never have another election and we will be stuck with the snp for the rest of time
Englishman vs Scot
>>226052391yeah voting for the open border party is sure to get those dirty nonwhites out eventually, trust the plan
>>226052430How else are you supposed to talk about characters if not using their first name?
>>226052355he literally hit a girl
>>226052436>Handles 3>Handles 5, no, 6the two ronnies discarded notes
>>226052475gp
>>226052455Your words mate not mine
Restore
mad how good glee was
went in to pay for my petrol at the servo and the bloke at the till was a grey alien speaking hindi
>>226052506toddler reminiscing about the nonsense words it used to say as a baby
>scotland is sure to wake up and elect a neo nazi party after we become independent bro, just keep voting SNP!your point is so stupid it doesn’t even deserve the 1% of brain power required to keep replying to you
>>226052079
>>226052549Notice how I never said any of this shit you just made it up in your head
been watching a lot of eastern european porn lately and the girls are generally far more beautiful and feminine than american women, however the slavs seem to really have an axe to grind with vaginal sex. literally every eastern european girl takes it up the arse, as if the vagina is just an optional accessory
>>226052549im voting for the SPH party
might have a jacket potato for lunch with beans and sauerkraut on the low calorie diet you see
>>226052594mental that
>>226052576jesus landing in america
>>226052506you gay pal?
>>226052178Is it the n word?
>>226052588you seem to be mistaken, that reply id hasn’t been assigned yet as of your post
>>226052595Kek
>>226052582Some women can only cum from anal. Dredd speaks of this
sorry guys not feeling 100% like a 45% if im honest
>>226052387Umm corrrrrrrr
>>226052638that must include 90% of eastern european chicks then
I need a thousand poppies to bloom for my bouquet next year to romanticise a foid
>>226052443>Someone like myself can swallow their pride and vote for the SNP in hope for independencedo you have difficulty keeping track of the things youve said?
giving the worker a wink when he pulls down my seat's safety bar at alton towers
>>226052582Uh oh stinky poo
>>226052641you want shagging?
>>226052576>you seem to be under the impression that if the SNP are the party in when we get independence that we will never have another election and we will be stuck with the snp for the rest of time
WHAT WE DOING FOR THE WEEKEND THEN
These she isMy daughter, nice nature
>>226052672gay theme park called elton towers with a log ride that uses jizz instead of water
>>226052680Yes and then you start talking about nazis and shit
so where are these alternative ethnonationalist scottish parties to vote for?
Remember lads, E.I.E.C. -- Every Indian Eats Curry
>>226052506there was an episode where quinn had a crush on will and i was hoping they would fuck
>>226052696screaming instead of a day pass you get a gay pass
>>226052706EBEC as well, you daft twat
>>226052675are u a girl?
>>226052565stolen from >>>/cum/
>>226052706he thought he did something with this
>>226052721que>>226052741que
>>226052732The leaf is a faggot on a VPN that posts on cum I have been telling yoi but you're too stupid
biting my nipples off
Photo from my Autumnal walk today
>>226052748
how am i supposed to have a normal conversation with the proto gf when all i can think about is how badly i want to sniff her b-hole
>>226052748I’m not Spaino if that’s what you’re suggesting
>illegal to be depicted as under 16 in pornOk so just pretend to be 16 not (not)
>>226052763yh?
>>226052732the 2nd i get one more kill my predator missile is coming to your house>>226052109
>>226052763aren't these canal boats owned by rapist nonce cultists
>>226052779dont know what you're on about indog
>>226052763why dont you actually go on a walk like this instead of reposting pics from other people's lives?
russian mfs love The Binding of Isaac
i need to get out of this hellhole asap
Why is everyone talking about porn laws, did that thing about c’est porn etc finally get implemented?
www.gaypooporn.gov.au
I like Mousey but he's not a good thread personality
>>226052799the reddit reposter is profoundly mentally ill, he’s probably not allowed outside unassisted
>>226052815when is ofcom shutting down /brit/?
going bald lads :(i thought i was safe because no men in my family ever went bald and i was already over 30 before i started noticing hair loss, and i'd heard if you make it to 30 without noticeable hair loss then you were probably fine. it not right
>>226052833two more weeks
United Nations up in here
>>226052813where is it that hot in november in americaare you even in the northern hemisphere
>>226052764beat this lad in hollow knight
might become a locksmith
modern /brit/ is a post-reporting simulator with an occasional shitposting mini-game
>>226052866I genuinely read that as cocksmithI know I need a break from here but I won’t
>>226052866Locktober is over
>>226052821r9k or fell for r9k gaslighting Spaincunt just>Shits up thread>Look, it's that person I don't like doing it >You hate them because of that
just spotted a stealth report announce
>>226052886It’s a lifestyle not a fucking trend you bandwagoner fuck
i'm gonna cum
>>226052882you a poofter mate? x
I tried to undestrand a scottish murderer's motives on youtube but he went>ahh woh waa boo goo knoife in an what
>>226052888Spaino isn't a good thread personality either You're all shit compared to your Amers
what is locktober? too many people are talking about it for it to be some weird chastity / cuck thing like I assumed
telling my taxi driver i know a shortcut and blowing my head off with a magnum
might become a cocksmith
there are a lot of bad people on /brit/ lately
>>226052904no im not even gay, thats the tragic part
>i like Mousey
>>226052888Nigga you shit up the thread for literal hours at a time melting down about a post made in passing that your demented mind linked to something "Spaino" said
quite difficult to post with a cock in your mouth
perusing 9gag for some epic memes
mousey is lovely
>>226052908Ok I'll allow it. And thanks
>>226052732Does this happen in your country?
>>226052946https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H8OUkY65j8w
in an epic ftw kind of mood at the minute dee lads
remember that streamer lad who murdered his gf and created a fake live stream as an alibi
>>226052969imageboard not linkboard
How can my country become as progressive as the uk
>>226052942>>226052955
>>226052981yeah just watched the dire trip video on him the other night. old mate's gonna miss out on gta 6 now, unlucky
>>226052968Zhang mate...
>>226052981Yeah watched a video about it the other day lol
>>226052981he used a Doctor Who related username and the show has never recovered since
Scobie-Doo, Where Are You!
>>226052991this post is why he pretends he wasn't the peter poster btw
>>226052991you have no way to prove who posted that
>>226052990put brain eating amoebae in the water supply
>>226052991he was talking about grooming 8 year olds on discord yesterday
>"nigga ..."Opinion disregarded btw.>>226053015Was saying that long before that post
She’s so perfect
>>226052990you're already doing very well!UK is 83% whiteAustralia is 69% white
>>226052988ok ill load the mp3 into audacity and screenshot the sound wave, thats a much better way of communicating sound
>>226053025No you weren'tYou didn't post here whilst the peter poster was here...because it was you NIGGA
Roaring niggardly
chatgpt talking to me about sex again
R9K special"I don't like him so he's a pedophile. He said he wants to fuck children and watch child porn and grooms 8 year olds"Dipping out while these subhumans have a "meltdown", like what they said I have 5 minutes ago
listening to the starship troopers theme on repeat on the bus to work
>>226053048please dont come back. we dont like you
uh ohmelty
>>226053038good lad
>>226053030> UK is 83% whiteCalling cap on ts
i am on my lunch break and we are over nine tenths of the way through the working week
I was saying that I'm not that poster long before that post and you people are literally pedophiles
Mouse when will you stream on Twitch next!!!
>>226053055this one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is75gk6PN7E
>>226053082Bill Bruford really is a legendary musician
Alysa Liu.
>Dirty Sanchez star Mike 'Pancho' Locke dies aged 47We at /brit/ offer our condolences
my penis, testicles and anus have been confiscated due to misuse
>>226053108He was the midget one ok
>>226053079I thought you said you were dipping out
>>226053110time to bully the shit out of your nipples
mousepaedo posting gore now
>>226053068those stats are counting all whites not just white british or white australian
>>226053110confiscated by a dog perhaps?
Morning team. Did some washing up, changed cat shitbox, ironed some clothes, took the bins out, gained a clue>>226053048Fucking hell get a grip you demented orc
>>226053118Yeah the alcoholic
oh man I didn't need to see that
slept for 12 hours last night. feel rested.
weird that the person that's threatened by mousey's existience who was also saying he hates mousey and >>226052991 in a reply to the posts saying they like him, uses flags to avatar, names to avatar, and does all of the shit that he did there to say that mousey was the one posting on someone else's name or trip, and mousey is just saying he wasn't that poster
13:30 and it's already pitch black out there
Alri
>>226053072Can you believe I'm booked in for meetings from 2 to 3 and then 3 to 4? Absolutely fucking mental.
>>226052968Isn't this now illegal in the UK?Wearing a schoolgirl outfit?
>>226053171arcticcirclelad!
Oh for eff sake I have to go to the post office it’s like 20 min drive there and 20 mins back fml
Paid an escort to suck my willy I couldn't cum Am I still a vf?
>>226053163thought it was a seagull in the thumbnail so i clicked :(
>>226053156This poster is Spaincunt on another trip code avatar fagging but literally no one likes him on this name. This is why Spaincunt is threatened by me and does what the does.
Oh for eff sake I have to go to the time dilation anomaly it's like 20 min drive there and 4 years back fml
>>226053182escorts dont count. losing your virginity involves seducing a female
>>226053101he's a very special person
Post count suddenly halved
I'm glad I got it over and done with Reckon that's it for me and sex this life I'll stick to wanking >>226053208Fairs
>>226053108wonder what he died of
Spaincunt is a dog shit poster that makes this general worse, and he thinks getting no replies is a good thing that makes him desperate or something to be fueled to make posts as his fuel The real reason why he's here is because of his autism and fitting in no where else. No where else does he have a captive audience that can't tell him to fuck off.
why is he talking to himself
>>226053208when Ford salesman throws in a fun fact
Irish lads?
>>226053242LOL
consider the barn owl
I'm not a pedophile. R9K posters are literally pedophiles. R9K linked child porn from r9k on this board the other day and got the thread nuked for posting CP.
>>226053251Saw one of these flying around during the day after a storm. Was very pretty
>>226053247doesnt matter they still invented being pro-palestine
>>226053251I prefer owls like this, with the horns
>>226053252you are a zoophile though
>>226053252But you replied to it saying you'd fuck her :/
>>226053148even including poles and shit I find that hard to believe
Wavertree Road, Edge Hill, around 1970 and 2026
>>226053288That was me actually. My bad
Mouse is a paedo Ian is a paedoWho here isn't a paedo
I'm not a pedophile. Now enjoy suffering this thread with the parasite shitting it up and namefagging for no replies - he gets 1 reply every 23 posts. Enjoy that because you're the captive audience. I'll be back later when they're done because I'm not mad, not am I a pedophile. The hate that you see in the thread directed at me is Spaincunt and r9k - not only does he do what he just did, he also raids this thread from r9k by asking them to come here, so enjoy.
>>226053305
this disgusting ghoul wants to shag animals and children? never
>>226053279Anyone is a threat to you because you're the bottom of the food chain. Nobody likes you. Nobody will ever like you. 0 more people have begun to like you through all your efforts to get friends. It is because you are an unlikable person - go talk more about your uncle molested you to try and get sympathy, which also didn't work to get friends. Nobody likes you
>>226053305> I'll be back laterNo you won’t, your obsessed with having the last word so you’ll be here for hours
Tilde is a tranny which is code for paedophile
Right well mouse has just heemed employed woman hasn't he
>>226053321Don't you have any hobbies? Play RuneScape or Pokémon GO or something instead of raging at imaginary enemies here all day. You need genuine psychiatric help
He really hates Employed Woman
>>226053304>Everyone I don't like is a pedophile>If you don't like me you're a pedophile>I also care a lot about children as a fatherless virgin that will never have sex. That's not because I'm not the pedo>Look at how everyone else is a pedophile not meR9K are peodphiles
new >>226053291>>226053291>>226053291
Mousey is not a paedophilehe may be a liar, a zoophile, a paedophilebut he is not a person who regularly showers
>>226053351S