friday pub edition
>>226054821
>>226055015about fucking time you foot-dragigng cunt
you’re not engaged you’re a lonely virgin fuck off and stop lying
I was born in Welshpool you clowns
rorke looking at himself in the bathroom mirror and feeling sexy for the first time in his life
whres dirgo
lawrence of arabia is shittoo longtoo boringsame as most old films
>>226055031sorry but who the fuck do you think you are?
sisterberg is training to become a solicitor and she has to do something called a "psc qualification"
lucy connoly what have you done
all my mates at school really liked russell brand's stand up shows and I couldn't stand them that's when I started to go my own way
>>226055050i'm the guy
love it when a deluge of posts erupt when a new is posted after the dribs and drabs of no one wanting to post after 310 in the old, it’s like a collective delayed gratification
what are the chances they have the same birthday
must suck being a PC nerd you’ve spent like 10 grand on your little box and you’ve got to wait another year for gta 6 lol
>>226055094like a fat nut after edging
>>226055074and you're in your 30s posting on /brit/ and they are married with kids
>>226055101don't think i spent that much
i only watch porn where the performers are married to each other in real life
>>226055068oh so this is why leftypol wants them banned
dating app toil urge rising
>>226055107only one of them is married and yes he does have kids but his missus is a munter and an absolute bitch
spent the last week in my evil incel lair doing opioids and vaping and drinking ginger ale, surprised i'm not dead yet
>>226055132tilde did both lol
>>226055101I have an Xbox one, is that still current gen? I bought it like 6 years ago
>>226055101i played gta 6 when it was called gta 5
Having kids is shit. All the freaks who got married and had kids have objectively shit lives. I can do what I want I'm not tied down. I have freedom whereas they've imprisoned themselves
Cool it with the anti-Canadianist remarks
off to the paki shop, any of you fat cunts want anything?
have it on good authority that gta 6 is woke
Rorke intellectuals:PlatoNietzscheSpenglerEvolaMishimaFordTeslaD.W. GriffithFischerThe Wright brothersLeftypol intellectuals:Hillary ClintonJeremy CorbynMadonnaKaty PerryObamaThe Russel Trio (Russel Brand, Russel Kane, Russel Howard)Owen JonesThat P*ki slagThat Twitch streamerDestiny
>>226055165A reason to live
have it on good authority that ocarina of time remake is woke
>>226055180Ian intellectuals:Whatever his missus says
>>226055160>I can do what I wantfuck all?
>>226055165an irn bru please lad
>>226055180feel as if ive seen this before
>>226055180Were the Wright Bros chuds?
>>226055180al the clevre ones praised jesus lol
>>226055230name on
>>226055208If I want yeah. Mongs with kids can't stay up until 4:00 am watching anime and wake up at 14:00 pm
>>226055243mind you this mf 30
>>226055243such lofty aspirations
sarcasm is the lowest form of wit
>>226055148No sadly. For Xbox it’s the series S or series X
>>226055257And? I'm free. I'm not chained down by marriage and kids.>>226055273Jealous little mong.
>>226055287oh really, I didn't know that, how interesting, tell me more about this very interesting fact
Listening to WHITCHAPEL. Getting my groove on. DO NOT stand in my fucking way.
>>226055302*envious
>>226055302nobody would want to marry you in a million years you FREAK
free my nigga lucythere's no direct evidence, all circumstantial, and a reasonable doubt still remains, whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty?she's clearly been stitched up. for all anyone knows, those wee bairns might've killed themselves
>>226055303well it’s a quote from oscar wilde referring to how easy it is to-hey wait a minute
>>226055327Yes they would. I'm attractive and intelligent. But I value my freedom
>>226055327I’d marry her she’s sweet
Mousie sighted in Taunton
>>226055351you're a tranny FREAK and nobody would touch you with a barge pole because you're HIDEOUS
don’t get married or have kids or you’ll be laughed at by a tranny watching anime when you’re asleep in bed with your wife
>>226055368eeek!
>>226055380not to mention you'll lose the freedom to try and kill yourself in greggs
>>226055369i'd touch her with my barge hole if you know what i mean haha
>Go to bed in just a blanket >wake up with a cold and freezing cold >go to bed with a weighted blanket and a blanket >wake up sweating and disgusting How the fuck am I supposed to sleep
>>226055404it's more of a broom stick than a barge pole
better get out of bed and have a shower, giving blood soon and I want to go to the pub after and get pissed on the cheap
>>226055368and mousette <3
Most people envy my freedom and lifestyle.
>>226055422oof
>>226055415the old tried and tested leaving one leg out of the duvet to regulate temperature
>>226055160>I can do what I wantspending literal years of your life attention seeking on 4chan and reddit, and still being disliked by everyone, on both
>>226055415Multiple standard blankets keep the heat in better but you can also take one off if you get too hot
>>226055443Is it true you’re a QOS or is that just rumour
Keep having sex dreams about my female coworker. We’re good friends, she has a boyfriend, and I have a girlfriend - but still at least once a month I’ll have a dream where we shag
grew up thinking british women looked like this
>>226055443yes, most people envy being a 30 year old virgin freak with a minimum wage supermarket job incapable of finding love or true happiness
>>226055443arent you not allowed to buy raw meat because your mother says so
>>226055461close, it's actually POS
>>226055476we do
>>226055446our unelected prime minister wants to reverse the democratic decision to leave the eu so you might be in luck
I'm gay
F even though no one here will remember him
>>226055493
>>226055458And? I have the freedom to do that. You don't. Seethe on.>>226055461No, I'm not.>>226055477ALDI pay above minimum wage>>226055482Yes because the bones are a choking risk
>>226055500i remember them from balls of steel because i'm an old old man
>>226055477not only is it minimum wage but his contract is only 10 hours a week lmao
Massive spacky bloke doing one of his attention seeking routines again is he
>>226055500How could I forget pube pizza
>>226055415>In the Edo period (1603–1868), Japan experienced the Little Ice Age, with winters that could be brutally cold — in some areas the Sumida River froze, and Sapporo’s March temperatures could drop to –4°C >Without modern heating, insulation, or synthetic fabrics, Edo people relied on ingenious clothing, household techniques, and food choices to stay warm and alive.
>>226055514does mummy let you buy boneless meat
The brit bro
Signing off at 4pmThe sad bastard girlbosses can keep going to 7/8pm all they like, it's time they'll never, EVER get back
Later on I'm going to phone in to a radio station and give /brit/ a shout-out!
>>226055543Yes
don't like seeing people who aren't much older than me die. could go at any moment
>>226055552to be fair we’re not getting the time we wasted on here back either
>>226055556nobody listens to radio grandad, this is 2026
>>226055452What about monsters or ghosts that might touch my leg
>>226055500https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi-cQR7B3E4My personal favourite Sanchez skit isn't even one where they are doing something disgusting or painful
The brit chad.
>>226055415Just go to sleep nigga jesus christ it's not that deep just go to bed and close your eyes
>>226055540I’ve been to Sapporo when it was way colder than -4 fucking pussies
>>226055581I have a radio in the kitchen so I can listen to greatest hits radio while I do the washing up
>>226055583added bonus
30 hours sober and I’m fucking miserable
um bum dia
>>226055565why lie
>>226055581A lot of people listen to the radio but it's good you at least got the year correct
Thought about going to the pub alone tomorrow but there will almost certainly be groups of people there that will make me self-conscious so think it would be better to rot alone in my room as per usual
>>226055515I forgot they did that, I just remember Dirty Sanchez and Pancho getting dragged out his tent by a tractor lol
Still stuck in the psychward for nearly 4 years
30 hours not sober and I feel fantastic
>>226055617pub alone is literally one of the best things in life
Got to go to the chemist soon to collect mumbergs prescription
>>226055573mate's brother keeled over and died last yearundiagnosed heart condition, he was 37 vax status: unknown
>>226055642any idea if it was in the family history
I got some vegetables earlierCarrots. Potato. Lettuce They needed cleaning so I did not use them and threw them into the refuse bin Dirty vegetables are not nice
i either live a long life or die early in a hospice bed screaming my head off with late stage dementia like my grandma did
just seen a video of a woman with a massively engorged clitoris shagging a bloke up the bum with her clitoris
>>226055641>>226055668You two are nonces of a feather. Make friends again - for the sake of /brit/!!!
>>226055636No it isn't
>>226055700need to get on to andy burnham and get this banned pronto
for Christmas all we want is Tilde and Mousenonce running the thread
jfs are annoying me
>>226055676my gramps died of dementia and I’ve decided if I start showing signs I want someone to kill me before it gets too bad, preferably by smothering me with a large pair of mammaries
i'm 37
>>226055664I believe so, another brother has a backwards heart or something
>>226055733sorry
>>226055733surely you don't mean me, i'm the good yank after all
How's that for a slice of fried poo
>>226055733the fuck did I do?
you'd best believe that they are flowing out of the gates right now
>>226055765Hope your mate got checked out, 2/3 isn’t great odds
>>226055787Angels on December 25th 0
https://youtu.be/IGMabBGydC0 Some classic Friday tunage for /brit/
>>226055787you’re not allowed near them
>Students to be offered Ukrainian GCSE to preserve cultural heritage
>>226055809hey mikey hows the family
quite cold today
doing the mario
>>226055704It absolutely is. Not a single other activity that turns the mind off more.
I think Russell Brand did it ok sorry Rorke
mad that we have free will and madder still that people use it to do evil
yeah well Big Al says mousey can't look up
Psych wards or mental hospitals in the UK are the most grim places, arguably on the same level as prison.>if you are lucky you get your own room if not you share a dorm room with literal schizos>random schizos approach you talking nonsense and you have to just act like a spaz so you don’t have to engage with them >constantly see people who attempted suicide and it’s depressing >at least half of the “patients” are just drug addict scumbags >alarms go off constantly during the night >literally, and I mean literally no treatment besides the drug addicts lining up to get diazepam and the actual mental ill people lining up to take whatever they are told to take to make them into a zombie >the nurses and staff literally despise you, you are a walking physical embodiment of work for them and their entire goal is to see you as little as humanly possible. In the ideal world you stay in your room 24/7 like a hermit
hi im only posting because I find it fun to do the captcha
>>226054024no ofc not u spaz
What next!!!! ok
the black becomes the blacked
Gonna get sacked aren't i
>>226055895why did you wait until he probably left the thread to reply
hey babe x
>>226055926hiya x
>>226055923i dont like conflict
millions of latinas just got horny thinking about how powerful yanks are
Remember once I was in a mental hospital for one night and tried to post on 4chan and was range banned because some poster was spamming fantasies about black men fucking white women Says a lot about the mental health crisis in the UK in my opinion
Russell Brand said he had God on his side.... So God is guilty of rape.........
>>226055874I'll break you out like in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
>>226055950I find that hard to believe given how much you argue on here
>>226055963well you can`t argue with that ..
hs
I've got god on my sideand HMRC on my arse! LOL
>>226055923wenty back to bed cos washungover
nice one lads almost got every single resident retard here at once
>>226055874i mean it is a nuthouse, that’s everything i would expect it to be really
wish i could take you all down with me.
breaking news death is less important when the lakers lose
>>226055988>highschool nonce and foy
>>226055963we're all guilty of rapejust like we're all guilty of not raping
sir ` user
>>226056002You'll get dropped like the Belgrano
>>226055874the nurses are usually as mental as the patientsinmates running the asylum!
>>226055966I left a long time ago Movies make it seem like they want to keep people in mental hospitals, unless you are a literal schizo violently attacking people the hospitals literally jump for joy the second you mention you would like to leave
>>226056014Oooooo
>>226056004golden noose i learned to see the ropes
>>226056004that's a good song
beaner women belong to POWERFUL gringo bulls
>>226056033Not as good as >>226055809
how did the guy in perfect days have his own place in central tokyo just from cleaning toilets
>>226056055movie innit
>Meghan's father Thomas Markle arrested over allegations he possessed child sex abuse materialI suppose a second car accident would be too suspicious
>>226056055Not real
>>226056038thats not a beaner, she looks italian.
>>226056055he was rich before he went cope mode
ello chaps
>>226056084flag checks out
>tilde out>diego ingets tiring
Didn’t Monica and Rachael rent a massive apartment in New York right beside Central Park while working as a waitress and a sous chef?
Will the real Mikey please stand up
>>226055848please come to california and fuck our women
>>226056113they were jews
>>226056112diego aka sacked tranny aka spaki aka sean “nonce” helperlad
>>226056128must have been his first day.
>>226056129Might do if I fancy it
>>226056038mental that women like this not only exist in real life but men get to shag them regularly
Mousey is kicking delivery drivers off their bikes
>>226056160yup and not only that but chads who shag her also shag loads of euqiavlentlyl attractive womenjust mental isn't it
sometimes when you lot post tiktoks of women i can tell which song they're using by the dance moves they do to it
banana büne
>>226056185Mouse after 2 months HRT and a shower
>>226056004there’s lead in that baby food
i jerked off ok
>>226056185hello
>>226056205foy ok
janny can you PLEASE wait a few seconds until i get a chance to look before you delete cheb pics?inconsiderate ballbagmuncher
on the puter
中学生ｽﾞﾌﾞｽﾞﾌﾞえへへ
>>226056213i "wanked" off ok
SeasideMark x Ruby Granger
>>226056230yeah ok
Geologists’ Recent Study Finds That Thousands Of “Micro Earthquakes” Experienced In The UK Is Actually Caused By Me Farting Haha
If Tilds was here I'd congrats her over being the wittiest, most intelligent poster in 4chan history... But she isn't so I can't!!!!!!
Deeply unfunny
>>226056229oinone of that
>>226056242pmsl
>>226056253deeply up your massive arse
what was mousey's problem with the squirrels
even though some of my posts are rambling and occasionally utterly incomprehensible I have never been accused of being mousey, which I find surprising
>>226056267They are rodents but not mice
remember that canadian tranny teacher with the obscenely large tits?
>>226056303do u drink sweet tea
>>226056303Yeah there's a similar case going on here now at Oxford University
>>226056268people will say its dollyposting or whatever but mousey has an extremely distinct style that is hard to mimic. same with diego
Next Thursday the temperature will reach a low of 0c ok
I lvoe that song called " brit " by sean paul and blu cantrel.
>>226056303old news we've got similar issues here now
>>226056325right
>>226056321i still can't differentiate his posts from any other schizo that spams this thread
>>226056309i'm from california, i drink kombucha and iced lattes
i have poor social skills ok
>>226056303leftypol tried to retcon him as being a heckin transphobe doing a false flag to make them look bad
>>226056321I find the same thing with genuine schizophrenics, the way they transition from one barely related topic to another is extremely hard to replicate if you’re neurotypical Diego’s style is easy to mimic though just type in all lowercase and act like a 16 year old showing off how drunk they are
>>226056336>old newshmm perhaps that's why i specifically asked if you could "remember" it?
>>226056336he's actually not a tranny he just likes to wear those fake tits. i read an article about him
>>226056362Just be a brit
>>226056359ok sorry
only the breasts are drawing complaints
The brit gf
>>226056362Yeah, if you had better social skills you’d realise that I didn’t fucking ask. Pipe up again and I’ll silence you for good
>>226056396you want forgiveness? get religion
>>226056438mousey raving loony party
business idea: let beaners hop across the border no questions asked, but only the fit ones
>>226056424yeah well i saw you sucking your dog's penis
pinkpantheress and phil ` fodey ` foden should link up
>>226056438hes a national treasure
>>226056458hate her ugly little plastic surgery michael jackson nose
>>226056472that would be epic
The brit beach are superior
>>226055030Bulgarian politician was hounded by someone, bodyguard pushed the woman over
thats AI ok
annoying as fuck jf coomer
Literally every single white collar professional job that isn't director level/in banking/big four firm pays £40-45k. Every single one. It simply does not matter what you do just do the most convenient one.
>>226056472
>>226056488lad seriously you will never ever shag if you carry on like this
>>226056490imagine cameron's cuties at the beach
Tonight's kino
Pink Wankererss
>>226055114I don't watch straight porn because I'm not gay, I prefer solo female or lesbian
>>226056513cody i don't want to " shag " a mexican instagram bimbo
>>226056532gay
>>226056459So this… this is what being done feels like…
>>226056532if you're threatened by the presence of a cock then you're gay. closeted, but gay nevertheless
>>226056542this carries over to white women as well, if they observe you being mean to latinas they won't shag you either
Reckon I’ll have to explain this in court one day
>>226056567bimbo is the main factor not mexican
doing a little hop i like to call "the TND shuffle"
this general has only been 10% dreck todayit's a good day
Brit btfo or based.
>>226056601you are a doing a "nigga" boogie
>>226056607*shoots you*
injured myself
Brushing my teeth
maybe i should ask the proto if she likes to get fucked in vagina
buying used motherboards
>>226056665why x
can someone tell me what you actually need to rent a place? Like references and stuff? Someone told me you have to let the estate agents or a third party thing have access to your bank account so they can see your spending and things like that
>>226056658I think it depends on who’s doing it
this year i've listened to the least new music ever
>>226056658and if she says yes you'll know she's a non-virgin and therefore not worth your time
>>226056696um sometimes they ask for proof of income but you can just give them a payslip, you don’t have to give them a bank statement
>>226056704i know she isn't but she's only had one bf before me and it was a long term thing. also i'm not a virgin either
>>226056696i've never had one ask for bank statements for renting some do ask for bank statements when buying a house
lisa
>>226056696got asked for someone to countersign the contract but that was it never been asked for bank statements or anything
Keep on hopingKeep on coping
>>226056696Just go private and not through an estate agent and you don’t have to do any of that bullshit
>>226056807there’s a higher chance of getting fucked over by some dickhead though
>>226056490Nasty tramps
>>226056758zero bunda
>>226056758Thanks brit bro
>>226056827Maybe if you’re some vulnerable single woman or gay, no one dares fucking with me
Homer Simpson
>>226056827fucked over how? you don't get more rights going through an estate agent
>>226056868they normally have a third party deposit scheme so it’s easier to appeal if they decide that a scratch on the wall you left will cost £1500 to fix
>Guadeloupe
nigga from cantaloupe
I’ve never had the deposit back from any place I’ve rented
>>226056863not real
>>226056939You should’ve appealed, my last landlord before I bought a place tried to stick me for my entire deposit for problems that were already there when I moved in, out of my £1100 deposit I got about £900 back
let me tell you about my muddah
>>226056961atheist mong
Premier League tonight so no wonder Deegs ain't here he's busy drinking
>>226057005how so
brits are the most miserable, hateful people on earth
Do uk schools have school bells
>>226057064>>226057064
the pervading sense of ennui is setting in
