HE MANAGED TO GET HIMSELF INTO GETTING READY TO GET THE CANS edish
>>226060979Feminism/Dating Apps have been an utter disasterThe genie has to go back in the bottle somehow
>>226060938but toilberg demands i toil
Justin TimberLAKE you said river LAKE you said river LAKE you said river
hope all the mongoloid chavs who have fireworks left over set them off at random times over the weekend! Id love that
>>226061036moth
Lady Mary Whitehouse
remember baby p
Chippy tea with dogberg
wasn't there a french girl with a hairy fanny that used to come here
>>226061006Grim alkie twat
>>226061056Yeah I wanked to her nudes once
>>226061046she's huge in russia
>>226061059yeah but you're a faggot x
>>226061047prefer marrowfat peas myself
woke: forever
>>226061056miss t candice every day
>>226061060Rorke intellectuals:
>>226061021Can you please explain what you've brought in to the class?
Miss when League of Legends was good
Good to see a female League of Legends team
>>226061083what a fatty
>>226061060>abigail shrier >”someone”“nigga” go no clue does he
>>226061007didn't get trips did i?
>miss me yet?
>>226061006Aмaндa Ceйфpeд
>>226061120mayhem great>>226061134'fidence
>>226061134nigga name jason
>>226061134Hang on a minute...
>>226061159yup
the rest of the baddiedem i could take or leave, but i absolutely adore soogs.would love to watch her wipe her ass
I AM ALLOWED A CUP OF TEA AT 20:00
>>226061159Mayhem is shite. Mostly RNG and you just pick whatever the most broke champs and augments are (usually the new ones)
reckon i can get laid on a dating app if i dont have a job and i dont brush my teeth but i'm 6'1?
>>226061184Pretty standard pornslut isn't she?
>>226061036consider f:R->R and the metric d being the euclidean metricf is uniformly continuous if and only if for all epsilon>0 there exists delta>0 such that for all x_1,x_2 in R d(x_1,x_2) < delta -> d(f(x_1),f(x_2)) < epsilon
there used to be tough white neighbourhoods in American cities but they got rid of them and moved them into suburbs now all the whites in America are neeks
>>226061184Virgin freaks like you who simp over the most mid onlyfans whores on the planet are what's driving the ongoing crisis with women over estimating their sexual market value
>>226061201um she is le quirky ackshully
>>226061134mad how just a glance at a still image of their face betrays their true gender instantly they spend their whole lives fighting nature but always end up losing
rorke telling everyone he's a trans welsh nationalist named martha tydfil even though he's from south shields
>>226061192exactlyit's greathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYW-kEiCnJI
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c5x2vvjy2rpeoso jude bellingham also has a pro footballer brother who will now play for england too, an entire family of moggers.
feel bad for mannish faced women, everyone must assume they’re troons now
>>226061201unfortunately now yes she is>>226061212what are you on about? she's my type. i'm sorry if she's not yours
>>226061212good post
we need to talk
>>226061263
>In the UK 80% of beer is consumed in pubs, in America 80% is consumed at homeLol
mind watching my coat while I get a pint?
>>226061252youve literally said you'd love to watch a woman wipe her ass just because of how she looks hes completely right
imagine calling your children jude and jobe, what's next jajge?
>>226061307qube
>>226061307Have you seen his grandad on tv?
>>226061306it couldn't be that i was leaning into the degenerate side of things for a laugh could it?
>>226061184I think she's cuteShe reminds me of like your older sister's mate or one of the neighbours fit cousin that would occasionally go over and play out with everyone but her family lived well far away so you only met her a couple times but she was older and pretty so you fancied her loads.
>>226061307i know someone who called their kid Judeidk why they did that
terminally online FREAK
>>226061338>She reminds me of like your older sister's mate or one of the neighbours fit cousin that would occasionally go over and play out with everyone but her family lived well far away so you only met her a couple times but she was older and pretty so you fancied her loads.due to social media, dating apps, onlyfans etc this doesn't happen any moreevery women thinks she's entitled to a gigachad and any man below a 7/10 is invisible to her
>>226061291really? wow
>>226061348Are you a girl? Hi
What would you do if you got blacked
This is genuinely the worst period in human history to be a male.Had we been born even a century earlier we would've had a non-fat, likely virgin wife by the age of 24.
>>226061364no, I'm just a longhaired alcoholic
>>226061336doesn't matter if its for a laugh the realpolitik of it is that people are always foaming at the mouth over completely normal women all the time just because of how they look and its bad
>>226061336You Americans are so fucking shit at banter it's unreal
>>226061382if i was born a century earlier, i would have died in some field in France before i turned 20
Get this: imagine if every time he scored a goal, we sang the beatles song “hey Jude” haha
>>226061134remember that time when there was an actual all female team in lol and they lost every single game and got kicked out
>>226061348*makes a gang sign that spells out ktim*
>>226061338my sister's friend came to live with us for a while and i got to see her walking around in her pyjamas and stuff and let me tell you she had lovely breasts
>>226061399Do you have a sister who's exactly like you
>>226061382UNSUBSCRIBE from incel ramblings
>>226061412ever thought about sucking cock?
>>226061412footymongs doing their best
>>226061338>older sister's mateYou ever fuck one of them
>>226061380im already black :/
>>226061404well i'm an individual m8, it's time to stop acting as though everyone else outside of you is a nebulous mass of vaguely the same general beliefs and tendencies>>226061407nope, i think you're just a bitter joyless little incel. also, i'm australian
>>226061432Only your mums! Haha
Pikademmies
>>226061458Many such cases of those getting blacked
>>226061464rape nigger scream haha
when the decorations come out dazzlin
>>226061458the black becomes the blacked
love the welsh girl in fresh meat
>>226061494sc
>>226061422This happened to me too but she had a baby that was practically newborn and crying all the time so I didn't find the experience very enjoyable>>226061457No but one of them used to kiss me on the cheek all the time because it made me very shy
>>226061494grow up little boy
consider f:R->R and the metric d being the euclidean metricf is uniformly continuous if and only if for all epsilon>0 there exists delta>0 such that for all x_1,x_2 in R d(x_1,x_2) < delta -> d(f(x_1),f(x_2)) < epsilon
>>226061494s
i'll be sticking my middle finger up my bumi'll be twisting it around until i cum
>>226061507had a couple of wankeroos to her
love women
fucking bonfire going on across the road from my housereally starting to fuck me off
>>226061513order an exit bag
>>226061494scream
>>226061509+1 to my repliescount
>>226061522can you fuck off stealing my replies
will have sex next year i reckon. this year was a wash but 2027 i got a good feeling about
Inbetweeners Season 9 was bad ok
Premier league is very close this year, just 6 points between 7th and 17th, I know it’s early doors but it’s very hard to predict who’s going to go down or make Europe this season
the new inbetweeners movie on Netflix comes out next year
>>226061595ok i will watch it !!
>>226061564+1 to my repliescount
>>226061410could have easily dodged WW1
>>226061595bet you'll come out before it
+1 to his postcount
they're evolving ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3JfHrEV78o
>>226061616I’ve been out fella
>>226061637Get the depth charges deployed
Should I go to co op and get some beer and pizza
eating cornflake clusters from tesco
>>226061648yeah in and out men's arseholes
>>226061658Lad, I am falling asleepDo not tempt me to do the same
>>226061637like reloading a save in hearts of iron
+2 to my postscount
>>226061667mental
isn't it weird how /sp/ is mostly football even though it's an american website
there is 1 (one) brit poster on this pictureguess which one it is
>>226061658I live near a co-op as wellyou're close
>>226061668Not really. Other men in and out of mine but yeah
>>226061637small boat landed in mylor cornwall last month
>>226061671i think this could be a prime beer drinking evening
Might get the new sketchers shoes that you can slip on
Might watch breaking bad clips where walt goes sicko mode ok
>>226061701Lad no, I am already dying from a hangover and an asprin would fix it and I have a lot of them but also would be best to sleep
+3 to my postscount
>>226061685I’m going to go with the large Indian lady
anna kendrick looking ancient nowno family either. sad.
listening to smooth yacht rock
>>226061019>>226061060well there is one way...
>>226061678is a bit isn't it
>>226061669I have done this
>>226061698goodplace is probably full of rich emmet cunts
+1 to my postscount
>>226061685neek in the back with glasses on
reading about the power threat meaning framework
checked out her instagram and she's calling her boyfriend a twink brutal stuff
>>226061762nobody lives there its all second homes and airbnb many such cases!
CHEADLE
>>226061773Is he brown or what
Making AI sludge
>>226061748yeah I do think sexbots are the futurethere is gonna be an absolute ferocious backlash from women against it which is why men need to work together
i've got hiccups ok
universal credit just gave me a second home in wales
>>226061791Is that better or worse than slop
>>226061790nah white. tall skinny lad
>>226061792i think ill be fighting against it too
>>226061804>ok ok ok ok okFUUUUUCK OFF
>>226061773ya gotta hate womenya just gotta
won £300 on premium bonds might buy ocarina of time and gta6 ok
wish I could’ve been born in 50 years time so I could have a ai robot gf
western women are just completely atrocious ok
>>226061835very nice ladhow much do you have in them?
>>226061843
may i get a handful of (You)s, please?
>>226061810i'm just ignoring them until they sanction metoo unhappy to care anymore
>>226061858prefer not to say
>>226061658No you grim alkie twat
Hearing good things about OoT but I can't tell if it's genuinely good or just zelda and nintendo "niggas" shilling
>>226061835sad life you must live like
>>226061870Didn't get the job then?
>>226061823you're either a foid or a beta simp
>>226061878stop projecting
don't see ok posting catching on ok
making a DIY desk ladsjust finished veneering the top. used cascamite, v. impressed, shan't be using PVA again
how often do you have to drink to be an alkie
>>226061210nah i'd rather not
>>226061870then what
>>226061880Trust your gut
>>2260619123 days a week
>>226061892Sexo
>>226061823you'll probably have as much success as the people trying to make language models go away (ie none)
>>226061893nigga needs a government mandated sex robot and is calling me a beta alrighty
>>226061835Mate at work was telling me about those but I forgot the name, might stick a couple of grand in there
just be yourself nigga
>>226061886how so?>>226061880its the same game just new graphics and a jump button so yh it's good
Lol we always knew zoomers were morons
>>226061912More than a pint or two a week
under new laws only cuckold porn is legal in the uk
guys im drunkkkkk so come fuck me ok
>>226061912its more the cant stop drinking part that makes you an alcoholic
>>226061933if they dont win eventually the world will literally end btw
Putting all my Pokémon cards in the shredder
>>226061710alri unc
>>226061953
>>226061949there are a lot of little changes that are mostly positive so tbqh it's even better than the OG
>>226061937I'm sigma not beta
森
>>226061944This is unironically bad advice for 95% of incels
>>226061975they really do be like this lmao
>>226061964thats just cope surely
>>226061993Screaming
you can usually tell if someone is a woman because women have big bums relative to their body size. they also tend to have broader hips, narrower shoulders, breasts, long hair (usually), higher pitched voices, and vaginas
love ai, love ai cats doing human things
>>226061949Can drown yourself in a fountain now I've seen tooThey added that little gimmick from Mario Odyssey where you can drown if water is over your mouth and nose, so even shallow bodies of water can kill you if you crouchKinda cool
>>226061953>random person on the Internet makes a claimok thanks dailyfail
>>226062017this isnt ai
>>226062004also they cant drive
>>226062017what's the appeal?
>>226061637why dont they just fucking stay there? I'd do anything to move to the Netherlands or Germany. lot better off than fucking Nottingham
>>226062004that's transphobic ok
i've got a great idea for an appbut even if i vibecode it, then what?how do i get people to hear about it and download it?
>>226061971Put poppy seeds in the middle of them and glue them back together and ship them to buyers internationally Don't tape over the card that's bg. When they ask for a refund they will only have to pay the postage and you just just then the money for the card back
just seen a video of a happy couple
>>226062021fucking hell your life is miserable
Millennial culture is strongly Whitecoded Zoomgroids on the other hand are all spiritually black
*enters brit in style*
>>226062045Yeah? Why's that?
>>226061993林
>>226061880it's the latterpart of it is the generational change and the nature of console exclusives which unlike pc games (which fall into obscurity) or movies (which can be watched with little to no difficulty) can't be accessed in a way that makes money for the IP holderseven though anything before the 360/ps3 (which are as old to the current yoof as the original 8 bit games were in those days) is easily pirated
>>226062048this
>hm I regret having sex with him, time to destroy his life
>>226062056only joking soz
How do I make my font green like some your posts?
>>226062048*stomp**clap*HEY! HO!
>>226062037no poppies ok
>>226062066bio-femoids are evil
can't watch football without putting a bet on
>>226062077<idk
>>226061509>No but one of them used to kiss me on the cheek all the time because it made me very shyFONT
>>226062092true love can only exist between man and shemale
>>226062080Put poppy seeds on bus seats in a busy city so it gets in people's shoes and pockets
always knew russel brand was a rapey creep, just look at that freak
>>226062114boomers are comically evil
Love being a zoomer and driving my car in the morning past all the 30 somethings walking to the bus stop LOL
Back from a 3 day ban I got for reporting mousenonce for spamming bestiality porn fanfics at 6 amFair to say he recieved no punishment for spamming animal sex fantasies Well I shan't be posting on a board with jannies who defend animal sex abuse fantasy spam and ban those who are against itBye "niggas"
>>226062027in fairness those two in the back could've also jumped out
>>226061912can't stop simple as
>>226062037I don't understand
>>226062114planning application for a new Lidl :)refused to take a bath :(
chat gpt done a number on the lot of you
>>226062077need a pass
>>226062114>>226062124why do you want a lidl instead of a nice field?
>>226062114bitch on the right really sayd yeah imma go outside lookin like this LOL
>>226062129
>nigga, niggas, bludOpinion disregarded
>>226062129see you tomorrow
>>226062114Economy: destroyedJobs: All lostRandom patch of dirt: saved from being built onWhy are boomers like this? Fucking NIMBYs
>>226062036Ask AI how to market it
images and videos are loading slowly right now so please keep to text posts only for the foreseeable
>>226061968well that sounds level-headed and not at all hyperbolic or alarmist
>>226061658>>226061686coop friends :)
>>226062124>we need to tear a big gash into our ancient English countryside, to build the 1000th daycare for foreign immigrant laborers and cheap Chinese trinkets....okay?!?!How conservative of you
imagine being a muggle born and enrolling in hogwarts and reading the wizard history and it goes like well there was that evil "nigga" voldemort and he was so powerful the government couldn't do anything about him so citizens had to organize secret militias to combat him and then he died in a freak accident but his wealthiest supporterts walked away scot free even though the prosecution apparently had no problem sending their own kids into a soul sucking niggerhell based on just a single testimony and then he somehow returned and casually took over the government and we all bent the knee and if it weren't for our hero harry potter who was trained by that civilian militia and whom we actively hunted down we'd be all speaking parseltongue
>>226062079*mumbles into a microphone over a shitty lo-fi beat*
>>226062154fyi its always being said ironically
>>226062149>>226062178it's a shit useless field
>>2260621454chan file server taking a shit so i can't load this image sorry
>>226062140Put poppy seeds in the middle of Pokémon cards to ship them everywhere in the world stealthily (don't fake the cards tho) That will get rid of the cards for you
Can anyone tell me if >>226062147 is genuine? Do you really need a pass to make your font green? I don't want to waste my money
>>226062193fuck off pajeet
hey mister, i gotta take a dookie
looks match
The janny banned a good honest normal poster (me) to defend mousey's right to spam illegal bestiality fan fiction
>>226062184plot summary of her new book
>>226062074ok sorry
the jews that run 4chan have removed Syriac Sublinear Full Stop Unicode Character
>>226062219it not right
>>226062219boo hoo nigga
images are a crutch for needy posters
>>226062164>if we don't build this immigrant daycare center, the economy is destroyedI think it was Wellington or Gladstone who said this?
>>226062126is your commute not as convenient via bus as theirs is?>>226062184the lesson is common sense wand control
>>226062237images are shirk, ya akhi
>>226062222why are you sorry?
>>226062247Takes me 5 minutes to drive to work from my house, not the point it’s the principle, cars are cools
>>226062239i only regret that I have one salary to pay income tax on
would you rather have a gay son or a daughter who does onlyfans
>>226062225
>>226062239>immigrant daycare centerNo such thing your retard maga cult is dying and nobody cares for your schizo chud fantasies anymore
>>226062256coz I put a bit of attitude in my reply because i thought you was being mean
Sex with animals is based. Horses make better boyfriends than men, they are superior in that and their dick size. They have the biggest and hottest dicks in the world! They are so precious and good boyfriends and their dicks are the forbidden fruit that would kill you if you let it fuck
do you have a work wife?
>>226062271>tfyou're getting both
mum just called me from Greece, I told her my dogs are going mental here because of the fireworks and she says “weird I haven’t heard any fireworks in Greece” proper mong
my lip is bleeding
>>226062283they take everythingthey want you pushed brink
>>226062287Die "nigga".I got a 3 day ban for opposing posts like this. Why doesn't janny ban you? Huh?
>>226062215she'd get itjus needs to lose a bit o wieight
>>226062311Because horses are the best boyfriend, better than man. They're superior to human men
>>226062292the closest i got is the nice looking lass who doesn't say a word all day but sometimes turns her camera on in the morning meetings
>Die "nigga".when you ask a german tourist what they saw in tescos
>>226062284BHTTP
>>226062293i'm not american
>>226062193Me applying for hr
>>226062311>ban for reporting offtopic is there somewhere you can complain about janny conduct now that qa is gone
>>226062173sorry but the writing really is on the wall this time
Women fuck dogs
>>226062340Speak English you retarded schizo yank
>>226062215>singer songwriterHe's there for the clout and fucks on the side
>>226062367No, they even removed the ability to complain about jannies from the site feedback form which had been available for 20+ years. Now you can only use it to report bugs.
absolutely mental how much discrimination you face in /brit/ when you post under an american flag. it would almost make me feel a twinge of sympathy for the yanks who post here, if they werem't all legitimately abysmal posters who deserve all of the hate they get and then some
>>226062343fair enough
>>226062402Corrupt jannies being hired is a systemic bug
My brother just goes out by himself and soon enough is having drinks with a woman. Mental how different me and him are, I can’t even talk to women without stuttering
>>226062380YWNBW
>>226062402never even knew that was a featurechuckling at the thought of you furiously typing out a screed deriding the jannies for banning you unfairly, thinking that anyone will ever read it and it won't be sent straight into a black hole
>>226062311probably cos he IS the janny innitbit of a no brainer mate
>>226062292>when asian woman meets white man
>>226062421>Corrupt jannies being hiredTrue
accidentally just booted my dog in the head when I got up from the sofa
>>226062271OnlyFans daughter easilyIf she gets big then she might buy me stuff
>>226062292non-reciprocated, yes
>>226062426>/pol/yank speaking undecipherable gibberish>makes up bizarre fantasies>brings up trannies out of nowhere Why do you even bother to come here?
>>226062418FOY
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1793979522350259.jpgSexo (with legal age ones)
>>226062292There are no women where I work
>>226062452no she won't, and do you really want to accept cum money (that's like blood money except obtained through lust rather than violence)
might make a coffeeat this houryes
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1793979522350259s.jpg (embed)
>>226062452people like you should be castrated
Cursor is taking a wide berth from those posts
>>226062475Need one that's basically anorexic o algo. YJK she's fat
hitman: cum money
>>226062471I don't care where the money comes from desu>>226062488alri gay son to a disappointed father
>>226062507>>226062507>>226062507
so is the new just not being made then?
>>226062456>undecipherable gibberishGood morning SaaaaR!
Fridays are now `Mousey Day` ok ..
>>226062149Lidls are more useful
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
