Ah the new

yeah not using

chhese and onion and tofu sarnies for tea

You cunts beg for a new and when you get one you don’t even post in it? Ungrateful sods

this is the new

>>226064247
on what bread

with a 4chan pass you can make new threads instantaneously

>>226064206
about fucking time you foot-dragging cunt

>>226064263
this might interest me if i ever made a new thread ever

>Brits who avoid WW3 conscription call-up could face 'shame' and even employment issues

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/ww3-brits-conscription-army-shame-37844866


what are they actually on about

'Boots' Brand

>>226064109

You could have atleast OI! What did you just say! I kick your flipping head in. Jumping up and down until someone holds you back. You'd have then at least had the comfort in knowing it was perceived that you would were eventually going to do something. You better do that next time.
I was in a slightly similar situation with my Italian lass and it haunts me too.

What did the guy even say, she has a nice bum or something?

>>226064281
scr they think i have self esteem

>>226064281
already have those

>>226064260
some nice stale ciabatta

>>226064296
>>226064118
There was no one else there other than us 3, I thought someone would’ve held me back I would’ve, I just couldn’t see a scenario where it wouldn’t end in violence if I’d have spoken up.
Can’t even remember exactly but he called her a cunt, called her a dog told her he was gonna put her on a lead that’s as much as I remember

>>226064281
i have a few hours on tarkov so ill be operating the battle droids from my government mandated flat in central london thanks

just eaten half a loaf of bread DRY
its called fucking tactics bro now I can drink more

>>226064341
What an animal. That's messed up man, he couldn't have been right

they wont let me go to WW3 because they said im too good and it wouldn't be fair on the other kids

>>226064281
are they bringing back the white feather girls?

>>226064281
right then i've got both of those already
and i already did a year in the forces fuck off

>>226064370
grim alkie twat

>>226064392
they need to put me in femdom jail

>>226064392
This but black people

>>226064413
yes this
I will only go to jail if it means getting sat on and my balls crushed

>>226064392
already kind of happens

>>226064281
Who would give a shit? The diverse communities would just be open about their loyalty to their home countries and the natives have been so battered down by liberal indivualism they wouldn't be ashamed of letting 'the group' down because they've been told the 'group' either doesn't exist in the first place or caring about it is evil. Britain is unironically just an economic zone at this point.

>>226064435
hs?

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>>226064263
i know

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brit hour

>>226064370
take NAC if you drink a lot it will help

>>226064444

>>226064392
yo she cooked with this one senpai

finally buckled and turned the heating on

Sir Russell Brand

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Found her for £60 and I'm actually not going to go. What holy level of self control is that. Anyone around of me? Come on.
I could be sliding my dick back and forth between her oil, big, fat, muscular, bum cheeks like a naughty hot dog, but I'm nkt

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>>226064492

im actually confident ww3 is going to be fought with robots and niggas sitting on computers getting killstreaks and if you cant get above a certain score in kovaks you get sent in as ground infantry

>>226064490
There’s a reason you’ve gone with the side on pic to hide the man face

>>226064474
did you? really fascinating tale that. the next Dickens over here

I'm actually quite sad though because I literally have nothing better to do tomorrow. And it is only £60

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retro baddiedem

getting forcibly kidnapped off the street and sent to the frontline is the fate of every non-chad/low status man
ukrainian men are just the first ones

>>226064521
foy

Gonna play the Witcher 3 and watch the sopranos this weekend

>>226064538
yawn

>>226064536
60 for how long

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Any brit who saves this to their computer will get 3 years of gaol

why would you want to risk your life for a country that has never done anything for you?

people often forget that there are humans behind each post made on the internet

>>226064579
because.... !!
i don't actually know

>>226064582
tho some may be made by mice, too

so did brand actually rape anyone or did he just get a bit handsy with some women 20 years ago and they've retrospectively decided to call it rape

>>226064515
Jesus Christ, you guys want to bicker about every and anything. No this isn't some conspiracy just panicked any photo. Gosh


>>226064560
15 minutes

>>226064575
wonder what it's like to be a fat actor and get cast as an undesirable freak

Do prozzies get aroused when they're with a customer or do they fake it?

Enjoying a sugary 7/11 coffee and a marlboro black 100. The Friday Mass has been attended. Life is good

>>226064579
for a laugh

FOMYEP

>>226064603
my shit takes 15 minutes just to get hard

>>226064474
What the fuck are you playing at

>>226064490
>no ratings yet

am crine x

https://youtu.be/ou5Oet2iDds?t=720

>>226064575
cor

>>226064603
she looks a bit manly pal

>>226064603
15 mins is ridiculous. at least go 30 at bare minimum

>>226064601
You’re in luck Rorke, there was a long and very in depth court process to decide this recently! I won’t spoil the result for you but take a look at any news site and you can read in as much detail as you want about what happened

>>226064605
they've probably forgotten what actual arousal is like, their minges completely worn down to nubs

right well can't sleep because easily entertained mongs are watching the bright lights explode in the sky

the canal vagrant has relocated to outside the coop this is not good

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>>226064605
Both. I was with one who liked me and complimented me because I work out. I finished super quick and she she got annoyed. I said you should be happy, this is easy money and she said she doesn't mind having sex with me regardless and would have preferred if we made the most of it.

But of course this is a made up story. A lie to impress you guys

only first week back after 2 weeks off and im fucking zonked. annual leave is a trap.
things in motion stay in motion things at rest stay at rest

>>226064668
ask him to provide necessary documentation next time you see him as it may not have been authorised by the council

>>226064671
why dont you try and get a girlfriend instead

It was a self defence stabbing

>>226064619
Kek most probably say the time isn't way too little but for someone who isn't having sex at the moment and doesn't masterbate I'll cum in 3 minutes, the rest is touching, missing etc. Sucks but at least there's an advantage to paying less and still being able to give it all you've got

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I saw this sticker the other day. bit weird init

>>226064682
>things at rest stay at rest
Ktim

>>226064625
You can see ratings on a photo?

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nigga trying to eat my soggy wheatbix

mad how much you'll do nothing applies whenever leftypol wins an election

>>226064435
trukie

>>226064715
wonder why he's a slave specifically

>>226064636
Stop! It's £60, it's just sex for the sake of having sex and not being deprived, and lastly I do not see her so who cares

>>226064719
i looked on her aw

>>226064638
>>226064708

>>226064725
Leftypol has been winning for the last century and he'll continue to do so

no diego today :(

>>226064695
Tried it, achieved it. Why do you guys care though. These threads are supposed to be a bit of fun. It's not a battle

>>226064665
Venom House would love Kaz's "why are we still here" speech

>>226064690
documentation for what
he just potters about and asks if you have coins which i don't

>>226064665
fuck I saw the Hugh Laurie album today and didnt take a pic ffs

it was in the rare bin for 100 euro

>>226064575
Is this from american pie? I haven’t seen the film but it looks like the actor

>>226064765
twas a genuine question

with an escort and such a short time like 15 minutes do they time you from when you come in? Or when you get your cock out? Or when they first touch your cock? What if it takes you a while to get a boner? Do they wait till you get a boner first?

>>226064764
Hell be here tomorrow

>>226064764
he was out having sex
hahahaha nah jk, could you imagine?

>>226064789
i can bust in 5

>>226064789
you'll get a slot mongo so you'll agree showing up at 15.00 for a 15 minute slot. don't be late

>>226064206
This is literally me right now

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any car boy in?
what's the formula for how many miles a car has vs how much that should lower its price?

This a good deal for eg?

>>226064745
How did you find it?
She's brand new, so what do you expect? Maybe you can ask the guys in Columbia how they rated her haha. I know she legitimate though because she works out of the same flat ive been to many times.
I don't know how it works though because at this point none of the original girls who shared it are there, and not even the set before this

>>226064806
ok I’m opening my mouth

>>226064789
surely its from when you hand over the cash

>>226064788
Ok well I do have one but she isn't talking to me at the moment, hasn't for months

>>226064837
i dont think shes ur girlfriend anymore then

>>226064521
i thought it was interesting

finished my first week at the new toil job

>>226064770
only joking lad, haha

tough finding prozzies on aw these days as you need to hand over your id to verify your account

>>226064789
They pretty much make up the time, I'll get kicked out after 8-10 minutes on average. It's from the time you take your clothes off

>>226064853
tell us about your loli job

>>226064866
You take your clothes off with an escort?

>>226064821
>what's the formula for how many miles a car has vs how much that should lower its price?
Check CAP, Glasses, or Auto trader valuation guides. I'm not a car guy but I work in car insurance

>>226064849
My stuff is still at her house mate. And she hasn't given me a speech at any point

>>226064853
did you have fun

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>>226064885

>>226064887
Only after the first complaint of my YKK zipper cutting her vagina lips up

>>226064893
long

genuinely embarrassing if you hire an escort

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>>226064829

>>226064888
much thanks lad

>>226064863
most just list their numbers no?

>>226064898
I mainly get left alone which is great

why would you get a job
just get on the UC and PIP and housing benefit

>>226064888
>Check CAP, Glasses,
me going out in the morning

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>>226064907

>>226064918
don't remember this episode of malcolm in the middle
sincerely hope that isn't lois getting coomed on by her son

>>226064928
some do but they’re few and far between, at least in my area

thai > polish > british > romanian > colombian > brazilian

can't believe we got ww3 before gta6

>>226064936
Because imagine what you’d say when you’re on a date
Oh so what do you do for a living
Ah well basically I’m on universal credit and pip, do you know what that is?

>>226064944
lel

>>226064973
do toilfreaks really tie their entire worth as a human being to their jobs LMAO

There's literally 1 polish escort in my area now and she's an absolute dog. Not even cheap either. This is absolutely insane. They're all south American. No way am I throwing my cash away to an obnoxious, grating, Brazilian weirdo. Tried it when they first came and she even got annoyed that I asked her to turn that crappy music off, and she only turned it down, and was still mad I asked. This country is a joke

almost did the mail a prisoner thing but didn't want to as my name and address would have to be attached to it

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trying to get a new ps5 on gumtree and getting IGNORED 12 hours later
I don't want to spend half a grand on a brand new one
brutal stuff

>>226064973
im still an incel even with a job

>>226064973
there are people who do exactly that. meanwhile, you're here

on the cans

oooooh guys Charlie Downes is standing as a restore candidate !

>>226065003
>Hello
>Hello
>Hi
nigga think he ian

>>226065004
as am I, despite it being an office job requiring a lot of TEAMWORK!
don't think it's that uncommon desu

>>226065013
me T- 24 hours

i don't have a gf so i won't fight in any wars ok

>>226064782
It's from dodgeball

>>226065012
I get bare pussy don’t worry about me I’m here by choice you aren’t

>>226065035
oh ok ty

>>226064993
client state of england though

@grok when does my job start providing self worth and romantic companions

>>226065013
bit late for it

>>226064821
My wife paid more than that for an older Nissan Micra, and it was a good deal. That Audi must be knackered.

>>226065080
font

zara hussain has to be a bait account on Twitter

wish i was drunk

wish i was born in west london

crine x

https://youtu.be/Ct9qcIO7D8M

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>>226065080
109k miles

>>226065058
Incorrect baby x

this thread is awfully normal

>>226065097
Hounslow here
Born and raised

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>>226065107
>109

eating a cadbury flake
it was made in australia from imported ingredients

wish id been born to a rich jewish family in new england

>>226065080
What are you on about? You can get a Bentley for ten grand. You shouldn't pay anything more than peanuts for a Micra. That's a joke of a car.
You actually shouldn't buy one at all, there are so many other options

>>226065141
Where you from in Greece cuz

>>226065128
im leavin in a bit

can we start making more mentally ill posts please i'm a bit bored

>>226065140
Really?

life is unfair

doing farts. many many farts. smells like dead things

>>226065172
Yeah why

>>226065165
family is from an Island

>>226065193
utter fucking shithole

>>226065140
do u like it

>>226065197
Doesn’t narrow it down
We are in Brit we are from an island

>>226064206
what did he say against israel that made them go after him?

>>226065003
fuck gumtree niggas
once had a woman sell me a 3ds which I drove 30 minutes for only to arrive at her doorstep where she told me she sold it already

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>>226065148
one day I will try one of these!

put me on a veterinary table and get me fucking neutered

>>226065184
my gf in secondary school looked like this

>>226065193
I'm close. How do you feel about it? Assuming you weren't born yesterday you must have seen it before it was like it is now. I was actually shocked when I passed through a few years ago. At least you've got Richmond close by to get a break when you're in desperate need

>>226065211
True but it’s my shithole
>>226065213
I guess. Doesn’t everyone like where they are raised

>>226065225
Thassos

>>226065232
did you shag her up the arse?

*sings i love rock and roll*

any peat bog byes in

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>>226065250
like bradley walsh!?

>>226065265
nah I said "o-oh okay no worries" and scampered off

cumming on bradley walsh's soles

>>226065254
I was born in 2005 bro but I know what you mean my mum goes on about it a lot

>>226065259
people raised in hounslow don't

>>226065312
Oh damn, you were born yesterday. Have you ever been to abfabs?

>>226064206
I like Russell Brand and to be honest don't give a flying fuck some cunt claimed something happened forever ago

any posture i do is rapist posture

brown women may look all well adn good when their clothed, but when you get their knickers off, they've got a dark brown ring around their ringpiece and their inner pussy lips are dark as well, it's like looking into a can of dog food. some east asians have this issue to.
that's why you should stick with white women and enjoy their lovely delicate pink pussies

>>226065309
hot...

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sabby is so cute

>>226065261
you got a sister?

it's a chicken burger for me
it's a chicken burger for me

we're all gays and love sabrina carpenter and charli xcx don't we

>>226065387
munted

went to ealing once and thought london is quite interesting and affluent then went into hounslow next door dear me

need my willard sucked on pronto

>>226065328
Where you from then
>>226065336
How old are you? And no

> Nigel Farage: 'I'm worried about the far-Right in this country'
SCREAM

>>226065441
30's. You have heard of abfab though right?

I've been saving my lovin'
I've been saving my lovin'
I've been saving my lovin'
I've been saving my lovin'
I've been saving my lovin'

source: https://lyricsondemand.com/pete_heller/big_love

>>226065462
nige is such a grifter

you're not gonna flippin' believe this...
i've only gone and brushed my teeth and gotten into bed... this early on a friday!! what am i like eh!!

>>226065441
used to live in twickenham and went to a gym in hounslow so i saw its grottiness on the reg. live in hampton now.

haven't used my headphones in awhile now tiny spiders have formed some webs on it

they drop from the ceiling in my basement

>>226065436
>>226064671

>>226065476
madlad

>>226065473
Alri Picasso

It's like he doesn't want it sucked

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>>226065395

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>>226065504

AHAHA POO! HE SAID POO!!!

>>226065483
Nice, want to come to Hounslow and hang out?

>>226065466
Genuinely no feel like I’m missing something
>>226065483
Yeah but where are you actually from though

>>226065513
one day I stink of fish, one day I stink of shit

And the very latest from Sea Side Mark?

>>226065530
That's the level of humour here

petition to change the name of Liverpool to something less stupid sounding

>>226062539
True

gamer pride

>>226065390
no

>>226065534
from haslemere originally m8

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If you do this in Burnham's Britain you'll be shot in the street like a dog

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>>226065532

AHAHA POO!! HE WROTE POO!!!

>>226064206
HE IS INNOCENT!

completely off my rocker on unadvisable hallucinogen pills

>>226065596
s

>>226065596
scream

>>226065534
You bloody homo, pop your head out of the door once in a while. You've got one of the best things in London in your doorstep and you haven't even heard of it kek. It's a sex club. You pay £40 to get in and it's flipping wild. Glory holes and everything. Fully nude, looks, jacuzzi, lounge areas, bars, transparent sex rooms, multiple private sex rooms.
Really fun place

not only Russell, Danny Masterson was also innocent

never had a gf

>>226065552
You're not even from here. Why do we allow this saddo to linger around aimlessly?

about time the irish packed it in and just gave us it back

(8) the prime time of your life (8)

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what's a nigga gotta do to get an borderline abusive femdom gf?

we're about to make the holocaust look like a fucking joke

since the London mongs are talking about which part of their jeet city is best have you seen that video of that drunk black girl getting all aggressive but flirty with a polish guy on the tube

hell yes i support lgbt

landlords gamers /brit/ tea

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drawn a picture of me in bed right this minute

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Do you think they...

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>>226065677
no

>>226065688
Can I suck you off

As adjunctive therapy for treatment-resistant OCD, risperidone was more effective than placebo (Level 1) [756–759] and as effective as olanzapine [760] and aripiprazole overall [755]. Compared with aripiprazole, risperidone may provide greater improvement in obsessions [755]. Risperidone was also as effective as haloperidol for obsessions, but less so for compulsions, however it was better tolerated [758]

>>226065699
i dont know
can you?

>>226065572
you got a mum? Greek women are fit as fuck

do /brit/s still say naff?

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Start doing this

>>226065722
not me mum lad pls

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very british profile

>>226065661

femdom gf making me carrying her purse in public

iv been to london it’s horrible the ideal scenario is live in essex and then if you want to go to london for the day it’s not far

>>226065746
mad he's half black

>nicely showered, warm and relaxing with a whisky
>sudden urge to defecate
ffs lads. just my luck. me ringpiece is gonna be manky on the morrow

>>226065746
he's west african

>>226065624
Is it called ignite? That’s what comes up when I search it

>>226065761
everyone is essex is a cunt

got a bad head cold
think I caught nigga aids in spain

>>226065763
just like emilia clarke is quarter jeet or some shit

>>226065763
yeah lad his mum definitely didnt cheat on his 'dad'

>>226065761
Essex has some beautiful 'ye olde England' villages and castles, alongside some of the rankest towns (and ugliest denizens) in the land.

last time I was in London the London riots started so probably best I don’t go back like

>>226065763
he looks kind of jamaican

>>226065812
Dr Feelgood, those kings of British sleaze, were from Southend-on-Sea!

Rorke buying Grindr Unlimited

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i look like this

mum loves judge grindr ffs shes always watching that shit

my dad is from Islington he calls it “the angel” but like the fucking faggot he is he moved to Stoke when I was born because he didn’t want to raise me in London. I could be a wigger with a black girlfriend right now if he wasn’t such a cunt

That's not a real judge is it

>>226065780
Yep they changed their name. The people that run it aren't too smart, they decided to change it from a tacky name and get a second chance at life and somehow chose an even tacker, cringe name. Curious what you think of it.
Not guaranteed you get laid of course, but you definitely don't even need to be amazing looking to get laid. far from it

>had a good day today
>just went tesco to buy a cheeky meal deal for supper
>glanced at myself on the camera to remind people not the shoplift
>look horrendously ugly
>day ruined

chowing down on my paprika crisps with tears in my eyes

rorke would rather be alone