I'd solo her in dick to ass combat.
we fucking HATE her here
taking a risk
total simp death
>>226065977will be deleted most likely
>>226065977YOUVE POSTED IT 8 POSTS EARLY YOU MAD CUNT
everyone is like we love you raccoon girl but no one ever thinks of the raccoon boys
im an island boy
>>226070152weed isnt harmless it just effects you unconventionally. also all the studies are from low thc plants from like the 90s instead of the 999999999999999mg thc weed we have todayand it's bad for the soul
why don't you care that our election is happening today
>UK Sex Workers Wake Up to Sites Purging Their Content Following UK Porn Ban
>it’s bad for the soulchristcuck opinion discarded
so i'm balding ok
Ban AI, ban porn, get thrm out there shagging
>>226065977one such raccoon is lovelier than the moon in june!
>>226070268they just banned shagging
>>226070280Right well that's shagging gone then
a decade old truke
>>226070266get on the fin and min
>>226070301bit of a contradiction thought isn't ithow's that work
>>226070280so no change in your life
>>226070280Is it true that sex was outlawed in England?
lousy fucking beat the drop piece of shit paddypower faggots
>>226070327haha your thread isnt doing too hot>>226069927
>>226070319we only enforce nonsense laws that make criminals out of regular citizens while letting rapists and murderers victimize whoever they like
>>226070256not a christcuck. im telling you from anecdotal experience lol it fucks with you hard
>>226070348Oh great, another brownoid obsessed with me
>>226070318no i don't think i willplan is to get fat and become a fat bald basterd ok
>>226070318The fins and spinneys
>>226070319google anarcho tyranny. step sister role play porn is illegal and will get you put on the sex offender registerreal life first cousin marriage is 100% legal.
bought and ate some frozen chicken pot pie since i assumed it was moderately healthy with vegturns out it's gigaprocessed and nearly 50% of its calories are fati hate yank food
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>>226070383are you trying to hack me
Thanks for asking, /brit/! Currently, the contents of my fridge are:KimchiEggsSteakSpinachMilkBlueberriesApplesPepsi maxAranciniGnocciSpicy pasta sauce
>>226070393the wokest fridge in australia
This is the only society in history with a justice system so broken that someone hosting illegal footy streams gets 12 years in prison while rape gangs that target underage girls at knifepoint get a literal £26 fine
>>226070401*unleashes my kimchi farts on you*
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>>226070393needs some watermleon
>>226070393>drinking fizzy drinksyou're an ant
>>226070434I like the bubbles on my tongue :)
Any gay porn man in
I'd spoon with that racoon...on the moon!
oh my fucking GOD irn bru mixed with dr pepper tastes so fucking goood hooly fuck
I don't commit crimes but I fear one day I could be arrested over a technicality
what kind of porn do you watch with your gf
>>226070473Blacked
Why is Burnham after my smokey bacon crisps?
>>226070482The only legal porn in the uk
is there a word for a government that hates its populace and just wants them to suffer? at least corrupt governments like Congo Kinshasa are benefitting financially from their populations suffering, our politicians will spend money just to watch us suffer
>>226070483not bloody halal
diabolical
>>226070473Face sitting strangulation
rorke's taking the porn ban well then
>>226070492a total slag>>226070455hey sup
>>226070414We don’t filter EW, she’s one of the good ones
Rorke pooing himself
>>226070492YUWEY MATE, DAT'S FOOKIN DIABOLICUL, WOT
>>226070473face sitting breath play strangulation incest fart school uniform degradation pornim a dangerous criminal
>>226070492three days in a row, good streak
>>226070522Dont mind his posts especially when hes getting bullied
>>226065977Ugly bitch is mogged by Isabeau
>>226070383i get belgium and netherlands, but what did the rest do to deserve your wrath.
>>226070548first 2 times it was me.
>>226070560generic hot girlBORING
Pretty chuffed lads, the Japanese missus is turning out to be a sweetheart
>>226070505based midwit have you asked yourself why conservatives let consenting adults do whatever they like, while the progressive and forward thinking labour party are modern day puritans? put on your thinking cap
>>226070566Most of them are flags used by spaki to post his gimmicks
>>226070593the Japanese are evil people, dont be fooled. Chinese and south east asians are more benevolent.
>>226070603>spakiwho now?
>>226070586You are a raped slave
>>226070610Fonc
>>226070440switch to sparkling water
woke up after a very nasty dream where i was asked at work to betray by fellow workers for the good of senior managementi refused to do so before waking up so thats good
How many people are aware of the fact that it was never about porn, just about establishing an online surveillance infrastructure and create an environmnent of legal greyzones with fuzzy laws?
>>226070632Not many. Just you and me
>>226070623Pepsi is medicine
>>226070632internet is completely shit anywayit's like ruling over a desolate wasteland
>>226070632almost no one, even people itt fail to realise
>>226070596OSA is Conservative legislation. This porn ban was introduced by a Conservative peer
>>226070596Something to do with Tories dying in the past while crossdressing with slices of orange in their mouth
aye, you've come to the right address, matebounty hunting services thruout the territories, ayeI'll stick a bowie knoife in tha fucka as a boon to ye, strewth
>>226070560>>226070612Goofy a
Rorke is jewish
>>226070652yet enacted by labour two years after taking control of government. curious!
>>226070632I'll punch you in the mouth with my mouth
>>226070672if rorke foudn out he had jewish ancestry he would become a hardcore zionist and join the idf
Charge the VPN to my expenses, thank you very much.
>>226070707Rorke would join the jews if they let him
now that i'm 30 i think it's time to settle down and find a gf
stupid idf cuck bitch
>>226070327the left be like 'niggers aren't violent, you wouldn't DARE say that around a nigger'
>>226070740anime this image
Bluey was a psyop all along
>>226070707
>>226070757You wouldn't, but that's because you're a pissweak coward
>>226070766
>>226070778project on leftypol
>>226070778now there's those cunts that geev out a certain measure of resistance, yeh?awrr nawwr nawwr mate, that neever ends up well for their lot
>>226070767the abc sold it's bluey international rights to the bbc so all the international money it makes goes to the bbc, probs the biggest own goal in aussie media history
seals are so based they are justt sea dogs
>>226070789You'll do nothing
>>226070798sent that cunt into the outback
>>226070803I love auntie beeb though
listening to poo metal
>>226070851I already am in the outback
>>226070837>you, ten minutes after defending your pets online:
my favourite black briton would have to be the team fortress 2 demoman
>>226070880For me its reasonable blackman
you guys better make another greg lake thread
>>226070878You lost
>>226070874https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyRbhTUc6aI
>You lo- ACK
>>226070880mad how valve gets away with it at /v/
I was never caught wanking as a teenager, it's not hard to avoid it.
Watched The Seventh Seal and now i want to play chess.
>>226070878Grok is New York a real place
>>226070953Mumberg caught me once in the dead of night
>>226070767>half-australianbizarre headline
feel like death man in
Jon Ossoff's mom is not jewish, his dad is. which means he's not actually jewish according to jewish law
>>226071051>according to jewish lawbut what about nuremberg law?
>>226070953I got accused of wankingAll i did was have a McDonald's earlier instead
women are like porn but in real life, it's crazy.
yeh, ask the boongs, I've got a reputation up in the territoriesmen fear me, ayeI'll get ye ya ticket, mate
trans rights are human rights
women hate me because i am not chad
doing a trans rights dance
That taftaj lass is quite alright
>>226071143now that clearly is an AI comp cause that guy is gay!
Need to kms
rotating
>>226071159Why do niggas get so insecure about famous internet stars
fuck it, i'm breaking my 6 months sobriety streak to have a glass of wine.
just realised that I couldn't connect to my router via a cord because I messed up my network settings a year ago while trying to connect my new laptop to the old one via ethernet to copy my files (I didn't realise at the time that I could do that via wifi)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmRH9uvgPNk
Im the gay porn man
>>226071172I didn't know saying Clavicular was SUGAR GAY was controversial...that's like saying Fuentes is bent!
Giving rorke a wedgie
which one of you was this >>226071144
Social media is just AI slop, performative women, and mental illness.
>>226071210diego i think
>>226071219Just like /brit/
>>226071154wow that's a pretty lady
>>226071219men are pure evil, as a 6'4 millionaire feminist i believe all men should get locked up and only get released when they prove they can behave.
trans without penis is affront to god
>>226071254That's a big thumb
>>226071246animals is so beautiful and romanticthen you have humans
>>226071263this is why hunter schaefer needs the iron maiden
>>226071219it's AI generated mentally ill performative women
>>226071275https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4QHlKjTUvU
>>226071279https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajdz7SekEnE
>>226071283we don't play that game anymore
Hit or missGuess you never hit huh
apissa poo
nearly coffee time
just had to fill my rectum up with oil in order to shitpoo was flying out of my bum like buckshot out of a shotgun and felt about the same
>>226071330have I waited too long?have I found that someone?have I waited too long to see you?
>>226071349what sort of oil
thinking it might be wise to head to bed
Willy smells of poo
>>226071352mineral
>>226071387-craft
>UK to shame men who wont fight in ukrainethe ones who DO fight get this!"My 18yo son was cannon fodder for the afu"https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwy7gp341j0o>"'My son was 18 and went to ukraine as cannon fodder'">"James Wilton was just 18 years old when he volunteered to fight for ukraine months after finishing college. It was a decision he made with conviction and passion - but it was one which led to his death">"The teenager from Huddersfield was killed in a drone attack on his first mission, in the village of Terny on the eastern front"what makes this nafo episode even MORE pathetic is the father literally drove his son to the airport, and helped him walk his bags to the check-in and board the flight to poland to join the foreign legion>^think about the extent of this folleyhttps://militarywatchmagazine.com/article/ukrainian-80-90-casualty-conscripts>"ukrainian Officer Reveals 80-90% Casualty Rates Among ‘Cannon Fodder’ Conscript Unitscity faced: “a lot of casualties. The life expectancy is around four hours on the frontline.">"Out of 100 people who joined the units last fall, 10-20 remain, the rest are dead, wounded or disabled,” Berezhnyon observed, indicating a casualty rate of 80-90 percent in conscript units within the past year. Berezhnyon’s statement was far from isolated, with ukrainian Ambassador to britain and former foreign minister Vadim Pristaiko in April indicating catastrophic personnel losses. “It has been our policy from the start not to discuss our losses. When the war is over, we will acknowledge this. I think it will be a horrible number,” he observed at the time.
>>226071387i once did a bumwank with loads of olive oil and it make the towels i was lying on absolute STINK for ages afterwards
im being had up in the old gailey for crimes of excessive bummings
just shat myself lads
>>226071401Shall be happily waving at the drone smashing into me
>>226071407grossI needed the oil because I haven’t shat in a week due to medication
>>226071416Someone hanged a negro
right, I'm calling the OWSLA on this session
>>226071401the lad had about two weeks training and froze crossing a field when there was a drone threat. he was completely unprepared for battle
>depression
>>226071442skrillex's record label?
if a downs syndrome adult sat down on my torso right now i reckon my poo would fly out 99999mph
>>226071477no, as in Watership Down
I bet Emma Watson has shit crust on her anus.
yo cody this wadder tastes like ass, it sucks nards
>>226071481amazeballs
>>226071478you're a good guy, don't come to /brit/ tomorrow.
sir lord Baltimore
The rorke dibbler
when people talk about the consequences of climate change they often just talk about the temperature itself or tend to envision vast barren deserts or an extreme venus-like hellscape, but the real nightmare will be the fact that the earth won't be barren at all - it will be teeming with life, and all of it will be the worst kinds of life that humans have no use for at all, almost everything that lives will be ugly and smelly and slimy and diseased and filthy and worthless. rats and roaches and parasites and disease-causing smelly toxic gas-producing bacteria and toxic algae and venomous jellyfish and thorny bramble and gnarled thin trees, all the plants and animals we liked will be gone and we'll be alone in a hostile world that has no place for us. we will realize too late that there was, in fact, a god all along and it was the earth and we have killed god and now nothing can save us.
If a chinaman fucks in the butt, he'll have a stinky chinky winky
off ta bed, can anyone sing me to sleep.
>>226071557a...tiny dibbler? I didn't know this was all a Wes Anderson feature!
>>226071588My country is a Wes Anderson movie
my youtube reccies are shite these days
>>226071557screaming
Love dossing about Love bed rotting Love doom scrolling
>>226071707for me its settee wanking
Why didn't he play Captain Haddock?
morning, boyimbeautiful sunny day
>>226071557bit sad. only fellow virgins will understand
Some actual child just tried to add me on discordReckon it was some nonce hunter
The west is killing itself Leftypol is to blame
>>226071718is that manila
listening to Mousey's phenotypal Atlantid counterpart, Nick Drake
>>226071738Addis
Havent slept
>>226071742I'm more of an umbro guy
>>226071759
>>226071772my boomerang won't come back :(
>>226071742Adios Abeba!
>he's over 25 and not in a relationship
>>226071804I'm a femcel
>>226071804Im an asexual schizoid
>>226071808>>226071819no you’re not be quiet
>>226071804awwwr nawwwr I'll fetch you yer relationshipwiv a facking lasso if need because me occupation is a solitary oneI'm a manhuntah, yeh, a catcher of buggers out in the woide expanse
We need a version of UKpunting that isn't for fat middle aged men.A free forum for Sensitive Young Men to discuss prostitutes.
>>226071804Normal for most men now
https://youtu.be/JtH68PJIQLE
>>226071877nice of her to write a song about where i'd shag he to, and what game i'd play after
the read
>>226071910>our generations orwellhe must have been off his nut on coke
>>226071910>the umm errrNOT HAVING IT!
They can't make me care
according to the quiz I did in the other /int/ thread this is the celebrity who best matches my taste in womenlegitimately never heard of her before or seen anything she's been in
>>226071946exceptionally boring post
not sentient but not even in a good way the man working the gears inside me keeps sighing and i heard him say he's just waiting for the right time to do it under his breath
>>226071983
rorke getting life in prison for watching facesitting porn
>>226072004shit Asian programming imo
>>226072019leftypol caught with nonce pics and given probation
Hope those ai robots kill everyone
Rorkes da standing as the local mp for restore britain
in alien courtgetting probation
leftypols da stopping an albanian rapist being deported by gluing himself to the runway
when I was 1 and 20 I heard a wise man sayGive crowns and pounds and guineasBut not your heart away
what the fucking tarnation was janny playing at last thread? tit too much personality? perhaps you were bad at the OP so you used "off-topic" as an excise tp gie him a 3 dayerpersonally i would love to rip your arm off and beat you half to death with it by buggering you so hard up the arse =)have sex
I've seen classified documents alleging that Mousey takes /brit/ a bit too seriously
mousey loves us and wants us to prosper
mad how its gone 7ami've been awwake for like three hours now an i've done NOTHING
mousey really lets loose in /cum/ with the scotsposting, that's where he comes for recreation when away from this thread imo
>>226071808linus is far more attractive than chuck anywaybut he's taken by sally of course
you cant shag raccoons its illegal
>>226072198no raccoons in the uk
mad how this is real and not a comedy sketch made by some oxbridge tarq for the bbchttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1794035559146852.mp4
when /brit/ gets drafted
sir mark almond
Is wanking to porn unhealthy?
>>226072236>draftedFOY
I reckon I have ADHD but I have a good amount of money in the bank so I’m not sure I autismbux would benefit me even if I got a positive diagnosis.
BOARDING ACTION, MAN THE RACCOONS!
You don't hate women enough.
>>226072325incel
>>226072325she taught him a valuable lesson
>>226072325apparently not because this is very obviously the fault of the coward to me
>>226072342>>226072352Pathetic simps
>>226072377now he knows women can act like cunts with impunity and how much they despise weak men a lesson well learned
>>226072247the way i do it it is
jarvis, a racial slur please
>>226072451right away, timmy
>>226072342>>226072352>women should be pursued but should never pursue menKys
To all the shy and reserved guys out there, remember that people do hate you for no reason and every bit of anxiety you feel of people judging you is not only absolutely happening but is way worse than you think.Annihilate foids
the more i look into how yanks construct their homes the more i’m flabbergasted it’s just plastic coverings on sheets of plywood, even the shingles seems like a bad idea for roofing
>>226065977If I pull that off will she cry?
so this is rorke
Women be like:>Let me relax with a nice magazine
right well if you're going to post twittercaps at least get new ones
Uh oh. Someone's getting executed.
>>226072541We did this already
Now that Trumpism is over, rightoids/gladio nazis no longer needed by Musk and the Jews are defaulting back to their favorite passtimes of salacious sex gossip, who is white debates, and philosophical readings of Star Wars cape shit.
Are they really still going on about the Ukraine thing
>>226072582who are these gladio nazis then?
top of the mornin to ya
sir Mark Wahlberg
Lads it's Saturday morning /brit/ is meant to be comfy
>I'm going to base my entire worldview of woman from one twitter post and maybe 5 videos I've seen in my lifetime of woman being shitty.
right that's 10/10 on today's scrandle
>>226072603NSNAzov
Feel zero anxiety talking to women in general apart from the ones I’m attracted to in which case I turn into an autistic retard.
>>226072304>>226072304>>226072304
>>226070207mostly deleted but still up thread
Keep getting a sharp pain in my leg, reckon I've got what House had maybe
>>226072656Fuck off housenonce
>>226072614Except it's not just that. Women keep acting the same.
All girls are the same
>>226072682'''
gabagoogoo
>>226072622how are nsn part of gladio?
Women hate shy men more than literal rapists
I bet Emma Watson has poop on her anus.
>>226072700Shut up you creep
>>226072690dis jabroini right eah!
The people are retarded
>>226072622One of the top, old guard members of NSN literally roped a few weeks back.
I think companies make their Christmas adverts dogshit on purpose so people talk about them because what is that John Lewis advert
>>226072698Why does the search say polish food
>>226072656incredible wit?
>>226072693I work in a place with mostly women and it’s actually funny to me how much they despise genuinely autistic dudes.
Do you lads use swipe option to type on your phone?
>>226072743>>226072743>>226072743
Dogshit early jf new
