michelle branch edish
just had a wank do u think I can have another
He's literally me
Might take 50mg of viagra
Avatar: The Last Bender
>US believes Nvidia’s Jensen Huang had romantic relationship with alleged Chinese spyimagine how tight that chinese spy pussy is though, absolute filth
how about it's Sofia Viagra
Women are evil cunts
she cute
What am I even doing
thinking about that oh shit guy in the sopranos again
>>226072847and caused more damage to everything else? what a tool. also that wasn't even self defense
I feel like such a fake cunt always acting like a goody two shoes when i am actually a scheming scumbag. but that is only because i have undergone ego death and now acting helpless and vulnerable has been hardwired into my defense mechanism
>>226072864OK I will suffer!
You don't hate foids enough
>>226072860You're an idiot if you thought that was real.
well i won't wank ok but i really want to
Sex Lives of the Potato Men
It's been over for so long sometimes it's easy to forget it's over
>Look at this tweet and get angryShan't
>226072889Got 'im!
>>226072847That was a serious overreaction. You can tell he walks around looking for a fight
Might just start getting excited for Christmas, not like there's anything else to look forward to in this grim country for the next six months
Need to put my wilkins inside Emma Watson's lovely bits.
Oh that's an interesting thread on the 'log there
>>226072942grim body
>>226072938alri llewellyn myrddin ap gruffyddogoch
Might put the Christmas decs up this weekend
>>226072942That is a very sad body desu
Black men are six Gods
All I want for Christmas is poo
Meant sex Gods obviously
>>226072889There's a gimmick here where we reply to AI videos pretending we don't know they're AI, pretending we think they're real. The meta humour has advanced to the stage where the point is to rile up the people can see a video / image is AI but who get annoyed when others seemingly can't see it. Now you know.
>>226072847now that the other anon pointed it out it does kind of look like ai
>>226072847>>226072860
Too tired to do anything Not tired enough to sleep
>>226072847This is Mousey taking down TRANNY FREAK Tilde!!
All alone in my cold quiet house
>>226073009Fomyeg
Morning, lads!Canslad here with the Saturday morning news because I didn't have the fucking cans last night and feel like a right twat don't I?Playing the video games. It's fun>>226072942As much as I like malnourished Sadhbhs, I have to ask, why won't she get a chebjob and a question for you directly, why in the fuck are you trying to nonce old ladies like Emma Watson
>>226072992and yet nobody replied 'FOY' when I wrote defense. /brit/ishers are slacking.
>>226072938Diego Day's in 6 sleeps mate
What's a good country to move to
>>226073025>nonce>old ladies???I'm two years older than her.
If you similarly used a frog avatar for that post then you were just dismissed as a mong and ignored
Hello
>>226073066Niger
>>226073073gp
>>226073072isn't she like 30
>>226073048>/brit/ishers are slacking.says the weirdly autistic frogposter. you'd think a german or yank made your post
watched looperjoseph gordon levitt, whatever happened to him
>>226073073
>>226073066El Salvador
`Mouse` going after the frog spammers now No—one is safe ..
mates fit neighbour is going to the party tonightgona try shag her lads wish em luck
>>226073077why it shaped like chicken tho
>>226073112I reckon it should be standard practice to report frogposters as avatar/signature posting. Whether the worthless janny freaks will act is another issue
>>226073085SAXONY - ENGLAND - AMERICAThe great chain of Anglo civilisation
>>226073132Minimod cancer
trap mousey in a cage then fling him over the back fence
>>226073134Oh so the barbarians who invaded us and the barbarians who betrayed us. No, we're not autistic Germans, we're cynical Britons.
*Does a native American rain dance*
>>226073158He's like a honeybadger he's indestructible
>>226073140Cancer is spamming frogs everywhere all the time. This shouldn't need to be explained to you. There's no difference between spamming frogs and spamming ponies other than the colours involved. It's avatarposting for autistic people
right well
gayporn mans in
I am lying in bread with my eyes closed dictating posts out loud to my tablet via Chance app which skips the capture as well it is the future of posting on for cham because we can post whenever we want.
>>226073234Okay
Angloids, redpill me on smelly paki fanny, is it that good?
>>226073252there are two indian girls on my team in work, one is short and skinny and the other is tall and thick. she's got a massive arse. both very attractive.
>>22607325298% of our Muslim women look like this
>>226073234how does you dictate the grave though you know that thing we types in relation to Mousey The Great `
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TzWMZ7MtPw
might sound crazy but it ain't no lie baby bye bye bye
I'm just not really interested in aretha franklin to be honesthow do I reconcile this
>>226073292>>226073290Would his grandaddy approve
each time I go to bed Ipray like aretha franklin
>>226073317Show her some respect ok
soon be frasier time
Anyone else proper fucking hate women?
>>226073290they need a white boy like me
>>226073341ok they can have one !!
Really is mad how unaesthetic Pakis are, not helping their cause at all are they
>>226073339>Anyone else proper fucking hate women?
had my wank and now i dont know what to do for the rest of the day
>>226073335that song is pretty good to be fair but she just seems kind of annoying you know
>>226073366Spam about trannies all day and about how rubbish they are and that
>>226073375theyre not rubbish
>>226073366but it's novemberyou're not allowed to do that
>>226073370Yes she became an arrogant and obese woman however she did have a lovely voice
For me it's the shalwar kameez and trainers combo
hate this weather. want to go ride on my bike but not going to in this cold foggy shite
>>226073405looks like he's got a big night planned
>>226073411Bicycle or motorbike?
>>226073411Don't worry mate there's only another six months of it
I'm the UMMY
We Are #TeamMouse !!
farted and it was all hot
>>226073446Grim boat race
>>226073389I feel like her voice was only appealing sometimesother times it just sounds like obnoxious shouting
We hate Mouse in here ok
>>226073446they are gone now...
>>226073446lovely breasts
>>226073465shut the fuck up
>>226073477I wont ok
Big boobs are disgusting and peasantishSmall boobs are aristocraticAnything bigger than E cup is overkill
it's not that easy having big fat tits>>226073480
>>226073446If Tilde looked like that we'd be on his side But he is a dog faced ladyboy
all the ads on telly are christmas ads now. not sure how i feel about it. maybe it's nice?
Lol
>>226073446
>>226073493It does look a bit like the Aldi uniform......
>>226073509love our beau
>>226073434lovely girl
>>226073504it's wrong and it's destructive
>>226073500He was gay, Michael Imperioli?
>>226073493no one's seen the face have they?
>>226073500He was barely even in Goodfellas to be banning us watching it
>>226073500Ay Tone I'm a fuckin faggot
cheeky lasagne on the cards today
>>226073487>Big boobs are disgusting and peasantish>Small boobs are aristocraticHmmm yeah what's better, big boobs or inbred stick thin aristocrats hmmmm it must be the aristocrats because they're so fancy! I'm so gay!^ you
I get not everyone wants to be a Rorke but genuinely what were they thinking with the trans stuff, what a weird hill to die on
Where did the boobs go
big fan of big boobies myself
>>226073544Democrats won mate it's coming back in a big way
>>226072885I love women I'm married
>>226073487>Anything bigger than E cup is overkill
For me, it's both chebs and arses
>>226073555its so fun
>>226073544what's wrong with the trans stuff
I need Emma Watson to sit on my face and do a big wet fart.
Mousey was shadowboxing on his Twitch stream last night and he really needs to improve his form. He was out of breath after about 6 seconds and keeps his eyes tightly closed throughout but worse than that he punches like he's knocking on a door, with his wrist bent in a 90 degree angle so he's more likely to do himself an injury than anything.
>>226073590scrrrr I really hope this is true
v60 recipe development toil looms
>>226073590wow shjock horror th edysgenic evil ghoul is terrible at everyhitng
>>226073590don't be mean to mouseyever
the man did walk in straight line but abandoned it 40% in and this is amazing to me
sharpedo
start doing this
do you wanna know what I bought at the dollar tree earlier?
>>226073590He needs to watch more Hitmonchan
The cool thing about Britain is that we get all the bad stuff from America but none of the good stuff
>>226073636why are they doing that
having an umbortion
>>226073637Was it a tree for 1 dollar, perchance
>>226073655you should be doing it too
the dr. pepper tic tacs taste kind of christmassythey taste like dr. pepper lip balm
There are people who’ll tell you with a straight face that she looks better on the left.Every time I turn on the TV I thank God for plastic surgery
>>226073669no but that would be nice
So uh, any chance of getting the internet uncensored or are we going to keep going in the complete opposite direction then
>>226073695Jawmogs me
done too many farts it's started to disgust me
>>226073619Nazi prick
>>226073704`
>>226073704burnham is powerless to stop the tor poster
>>226073736looool
doing me predictor league predictions where i predict the outcomes of football or 'footy' matches ok
i've got a willy
>>226073751post them
>>226073631Good 'mon, this
>>226073704vote green
>>226073724Alri Emma
>>2260737691-12-01-01-2
Inhaling a Pain au Chocolat x
They really had a gay man called Peter Kyle say you were a nonce if you wanted to watch porn, bet they had a right good laugh about that one
>>226073751Mousey's perfected the art Pack it in son
>>226073802
missed yesterday was it a good diego day?
feel like shit but can't sleep
>>226073820
>>226073825One of the very worst on recordGiving it a U for Ungraded it was that bad
>>226073813will pack my fist into your gob if you talk to me like that again pal
>>226073828it's 9.30 in the morning lad time to rise and shine and commit war crimes
might treat myself to a wee
Are digital nomads real or is it just a made up internet thing
>>226073874It`s real ok
>>226073828ktim
>>226073820Hate this foid
>>226073841fuck sake what did he do this time
the lads
business idea: star wars and harry potter crossover where anakin hooks up with malfoid
>>226073820what a miserable cow!
>>226073874oh theyre realposted from a coffee shop in manilla
>>226073907context: shes french
eating pizza flavored combos and peanut butter oreos and dr. pepper tic tacs
>>226073868What if I just want to go to the butcher? I'll still get up... Ho hum...
>>226073892He was too hungover to postHe let us all down
>>226073921grow up
>>226072764did this and my knobule was like a rod of steel even after i performed a cum
>>226073921you cannot suffer in america
>>226073935I can't do that
Anglican Cathedral from Windsor Street, Toxteth, 1950 and 2026
>>226073925fuck what a dickheadon a friday as wellguess it's true he doesn't really have a job
Why are these women never on my flights
>>226073922what are you getting from the butcher lad? like a good butchers me
>>226073948need it smashed down and some new builds stuck up
Once my money runs out reckon I'll just do it you know
>>226073941exactamundo
Women are lovely and nice to be around
>>226074030i like their fannies up my nostrils
Luv me country simple as
>>226073868Russia has committed zero war crimes.
really want the bitchy hoejabi at work to destroy my bollocks
>>226073948my first proper gf was at uni on the cathedral campus. used to go stay with her and just smoke spliffs and have sex all day in her room. good times.
>>226073982A chicken and maybe some bacon for a butty
kinose
>>226074046
I miss this era of AI.
>>226074052she ever shag you up the arse with a strap on and then you sucked your arse juices off it?
>>226074052FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONT
>>226074052ever shag her up the arse?
>>226074036that's the one part i hate about emi love the restvaginas just ick af
>>226074030only some of them
>>226074113ye
>Your parcel is due to be delivered on Friday>Rearrange it to be delivered on Monday>Your parcel is due to be delivered on SaturdayWe cannot do a single thing right
Just unleashed a genuine allahu ackbar upon discovering roadworks are finished and my bus is running again. Consider myself a Christian but that shit came from my soul. Weird
>>226074118He want it beverage
i like women they dont talk over you as much so you can just keep talking over them they love it so much
>>226074134no he hates it
the amazon 'trying to get home for christmas' ad is really quite disgusting if you think about it
>>226074046ööö
War crimes coming out my arse this morning. Had chilli last night. Putting Emma Watson to shame.
>Consider myself a Christian
bervage
We have to go back
He like to move it move it
Youtube has started stretching shorts so they fit on the iphone duo instead of regular phones
penis
>>226074153He love it
my jaw is a little tight this morningi think it's stress from work
If you have opinions on Christmas ads you're 45 years old minimum
>>226074198bet it's the blow jobs u imagined giving in your dream last
>>226074166Must be one gnarly shit then.
>>226074174it's like a sort of nathan barley situationwhat was the magazine called?
>>226074174Had this issue. Loved front, titties and shitty music
>>226074219UM
i have got the frasier on ok
>>226074174used to cum trib the girls in these then lick my spunk off the pages as a teenage coomer
make it make sense
>>226074209sugaRAPE was based on vice, front was just a lads mag but with an alt bent, girls with tattoos and piercings with their tits out, of course you don't understand that because you lack the cultural knowledge of nuts and zoo
>>226074234defacing an image with semen is now a crime
>>226074240I don't care for it
>>226074240was always a loaded man myself
steamdeck was at 26% battery and its now at 27% battery after going for a piss and it is not plugged in, whats that all about then
Olivia Rodrigo wants me specifically to take her home for Christmas even though I am a 36 year old unc. Zoomers love millennial uncs, you see. You wouldn't understand
theyre having a mare with these porn laws
>>226074257Lightning elf touched it obviously
such a massive pain in the arse to 'verify' yourself on this site so you can post freely without being IP blocked
i like christmas ads so what
>>226074174I miss Monkey magazine. It was like this but online
>>226074257grow up little boy
>>226074263dont forget esp love us incel 36 year old uncs
Mad how everything just keeps getting worse
>>226074284Alri Harambe
>>226074257I spared it an electron or two :)
>>226074293always look on the bright side of life x
https://youtu.be/8YEi00mJoQc?is=7xWynJMyGWvgxIm2Yeah I am thinking this is a based vocal performance
>>226074269I think you'll find they'll just do whatever they want anyway
>>226074321diego linked this the other week r u him
>>226074316Name ONE
Genuinely believe that the banning of magazines like Zoo, Nuts etc led to the incel crisis and general degeneracy. While the lad humour seems dated these days, these mags were like a regulated porn that let horny people have a little wank and get on with their day.Now we've got middle aged middle class women banning our internet
need to not drink too much tonight so i can effectively hit on my mate's fit neighbour
>>226074321When you send links to YouTube it now shows anyone who clicks it the name of the account that sent it. On phone at least. Should sign out before sending stuff x
>>226074335holy based always knew Diego was a brianstar
I can tell google ai thinks I'm retarded
>>226074346birds love it when you're blotto
>>226074365whats a brianstar
>>226074364no it doesn't
>>226074340well...uh
>>226074316no
>>226074375Diego
>>226074373Bring them back
>>226074377Does for me
>>226074370i know from real life experience that they do not lolthey might like the confidence but quickly bore of the boreish behaviour that comes with the blotto confidence
>>226074382the toiler's mantra
it too cold, it not right, get the bloody heating on roke
Deigo is a brianstarDiego is a brainstar
Wonder how many /brit/ regulars ended up 'ciding and nobody even noticed
>>226074385We had 2 years to do it but it's too late woke is back
Somehow woke returned
Are there actual virgins on this site or is it all just a larp. It's gotta be a larp right? How can you not have sex
too early to make my tea and get on the wine?
another frasier? don't mind if i do
>>226074405new house killed himself the other day
*sees 17 missed calls on the /brit/ answerphone* errrr what did you lot get up to last night?
who ya gonna callthroat busters!
>>226074418I've had sex but it's been so long I've reverted to inceldom spiritually
Need a political event to happen that will have Rorke and leftypol fighting side by side like gimli and legolas
>>226074438Alieums
So the new porn laws are: I can't be on video taking a big shite into Ruby Granger's mouth if I'm sitting on her face but I can squat over her and have very explosive shits on her face?
>>226072958It's lifeless
a face from 100 years ago, back when Britain had sovl
I had sex this morning but I'm known for appropriating incel culture
>>226074443effectively
>>226074443as long as your shite doesn't obstruct her airways you're all good
>>226072980I remember when I was 8 I'd say stuff like this all the time haha
Weirdest part about the porn laws: you can't pretend to be under 16But it's also illegal to record 16 and 17 year olds in pornI understand the idea, you're not meant to pretend to be beneath the age of consent but isn't all porn meant to be 18s or older?>>226074462Dunno how effecitvely I'll be taking an explosive nice shite into her gaping mouth>>226074469Well that's her fault innit if the silly tart stops breathing
>>226074471And look at you now. Friendless, boring and miserable. Life is better when you’re singing about poo and bums and willies and that.
>>226074487Do British laws still apply in Ireland
If you can guess one of my earlier posts, I’ll give you a big kiss on the lips x
>>226074512>>226074512>>226074512
