tragic pat bateman edition
badly bitten my tongue and now it's bleedingcan't even chew normally I'm such a FREAK
Patrick BATMAN! Haha, see cuz it’s the same guy
>>226074512Weirdest part about the porn laws: you can't pretend to be under 16But it's also illegal to record 16 and 17 year olds in pornI understand the idea, you're not meant to pretend to be beneath the age of consent but isn't all porn meant to be 18s or older?I am repeating this here to continue the debate as it just began>>226074500Only in the British part (so all of it)
patrick batman
Is anything new going to happen culturally or will people in 100 years still be playing Zelda and watching Harry Potter in their moon mosques
wasn't aware you could chat with voice to chatg&tmight start talking to it endlessly because I'm a lonely incel
>>226074530bro not even mastered eating yet
the more i think about it the more i reckon it must be hell to genuinely believe in conspiracy theoriesnot saying you ought to be ignorant of the world around you mind you
>>226074546Mine has an American girl's voice but it breaks immersion when it tries to use British slang
need to wash up really
should i fry my mushrooms or air fry them?
>>226074530learnt how to eat when i was 2 me you must be a bit slow
how do women make so much money from OnlyFanswho is actually paying for this shitporn is free
my chatgpt is an english lady I love her
I've been blacked within an inch of my life
>>226074588don’t know x
The last time I had sex was before the omicron wave
Anti-porn sentiment is runtish and reeks of christian peasant morality.Sexuality and nudism is Aryan and vitalistic.
John Lewis went woke. It's over
>>226074602Coocook
>>226074567yeah I have an American girl too but will switch it to British girl if it uses slang
>>226074604fUCKoFFnEUROtYPICAL
>>226074606pornbrained cope
>>226074620so many women on AdultWork charge hilariously high prices
>>226074604last week for me. got an occasional fwb type arrangement
So incest porn is illegal in the UK but marrying your first cousin is legal..... Interesting
there's talk of /brit/ being sold up and all the posts outsourced to India
>>226074636this is similar to what i wear but i use black undies so you cant see the old wee and poo stains
paid £19 for three coffeesthe worlds gone flipping mad
>>226074629honestly i probably would pay £2,000 to spend the night with her
So hilariously hungover
>>226074659can you see the precum slime in yours
>>226074656No Saar my name is sacked tranny and I am posting from England.
>>226074636imagine being so clueless as to ask where to start with thisall of that is SHITE
>>226074664I'd pay £2000 just to eat her muff
Used to wear a blue shirt and women pointed and laughed at me but then I changed to a slightly different shade of blue and I'm just constantly shagging them
>>226074656heard the merger between /brit/ and /svt/ fell through, and that’s why they’re selling it sad to see
ARSEnalPANTSchester SHITTYSHITEtonChelPEEEverCUMLiverPOOBrentFAGBourneMUFFetc
>>226074706Paeds United
>>226074697give more deets what is the new shirt blue u wear
Why are British and American pipo tougher than Australians and New ZealandersYour regular average white joe is tougherYour minorities are tougher Your new immigrants are tougher Is it something in the water or did the nonstop flood of the worlds most dangerous immigrants make the British isles and the US battle hardened
>>226074706I don’t watch football that much any more but fuck me Man U are 17th?
>>226074660ceramic v60 - £25cafec abaca filters - £15temp control goose neck kettle - £90britta filter - £20a bag of geisha - £20
>>226074697hex value?
>>226074639And it's evident they get the money. You know what happens when a woman does get many customers? She lowers her prices immediately. That extortionate rent needs to get paid. I've realised every prozzies can put their prices up by £100 overnight. I'm just praying they don't get smart enough to realise that
I think an Asian women at work blushed at me yesterday after I smiled at her, and the fact that I'm a manlet and work with fellas at least one foot taller than me, that makes me feel like a chad.
>>226074737yeah they've been terrible for over a decade
my tongue hurts :(
just got heated blanket for desk quite comfy
>>226074744blog on snore lord
brit is a Hull City AFC general
>>226074762Yeah that seems about right
>>226074737Their fans held up this banner during a 0-3 home defeat to Bournemouth and then gave the manager a standing ovation and sang his name as he left the pitch
>>226074743yeah it's not goodmost men are weak willed simps
>>226074741a bag of gay? im sure you do
got malcolm in the middle on
mad how Everton almost got themselves relegated but then they didn't in the endSpurs last season toohopefully Man U will be the first of the big six to fall
Good morning ladsHope we're going to do something productive today
>>226074802no I'm taking drugs today and flushing time down the drain as per usual
Might play some Civ 3
>>226074780It's not even just weak willed anymore, these guys aren't in a remote village. Look on AW London, there are literally hundreds of attractive women to choose from. Could get a cracker for the same price. They let the slag talk herself up on the profile as a "high class" escort. What does that even mean, there's no such thing
just created a new gmail account
>>226074802im going to make a big sweaty lasagne and wank to REVOLTING INCEST PORN
>>226074801can't see it. ipswich, fulham and bumderland are going down
>>226074836shouldn't joke about that
enjoying the ` SINKPISSERS ` subreddit
manchester city will be relegated on points deductionand they deserve it
>>226074793watch the 4 part remake and dream about noncing the dyke>>226074802playing wworld of warcraft foreverthen there's a saudi wwe event on later so assuming they might die
>>226074856if they didn’t want us to piss in the sink why’d they put it at willy height
Mad how I made a good post to generate real discussion about British culture and you lads would rather argue escorts. No wonder the UK’s in the pathetic situation it’s in, you lads consistently absolutely prove why you deserve nothing better.
consider the humes leaf warbler
>>226074883hey handsome x
>>226074881keknigga dobbed heself in!
>>226074883in what way are prozzies not british culture
>>226074802will do for first bit of the day then it's trying to get in my mate's neighbour's pants
>>226074883link the post so everyone can see how important it is x
>>226074881Irish diaspora
>>226074883for me it's the ford escort
>>226074914Here ya go >>226074734
goodmorning :)
sex gifs
me being escorted out of the asda for trouble making
Anything said in English is British culture by definition
>>226074943Fat bitch
>>226074943would shag her rotten
right then. fuck you guys, i'm off to play wowoworldcraft
poo
dr. oetker gets a bad rap but i personally think his frozen pizza range is outstanding. for the price point it simply can't be beaten
bought A LOT of Pokémon cards yesterday
clock with tourettes that ticks when it tries to tok
>>226074985nazi pizza
>>226074985Most Luke warm take off all time nigga
>>226074997She must be about 45 now.
>>226074985it's shite mate>>226074989this but for magic cards (star trek prerelease)
>>226074997
>>226075027come to my house and i'll prepare you a dr. oetker thin crust pizza funghi and it'll blow you away
>>226075031Alex Jones onamadone
Overused term, but this is actually an insanely aristocratic face. The type of woman who shouldn't have to lay eyes on a third worlder even once her whole life
a fifteenth coffee?well I might as well mighten I, it's saturday after all
post them
>>226075060
>>226075080
Sister....
>>226075066>15 coffeesYour heart is going to explode.
hate meself
>>226075094that looks like a very spacious room
>>226075102cheer up mate, we love you x
>>226075050u fry it or something how u cook it to make it nice
>>226075091Yes but her penis is gone.
the fact of the matter is you can faff around with your coffee machines but at the end of the day nothing beats a quick and easy cup of nescafe instant gold
>>226075126Alright I don't mind Tom Scott even though he's too reddit for reddit but this is getting out of hand
hate red hot chilli peppers shit band and the lead singer is a literal pedophile who has some how avoided being cancelled despite sleeping with a 14 year old girl (by his own admission) grim fucking nonce CUNT
>>226075147?
This film is now illegal to watch in the UK
>>226075158California shooma mojo
>>226075166incorrect
>>226075158You're allowed to shag children if you have hit songs, those are the rules
11am, the day's gone. Be dark soon.
>>226075193Trump had a hit song?
>>226075166
Chris Spargo is alright but can't stand that specky Yank and that ginger autist he hangs around with
>>226075050>i'll prepare you a dr. oetker thin crust pizza funghii.e. toss a disc into an ovenstop bigging up your role you fat incel
Not long until spurs win ANOTHER game
made a lovely coffee therewell done me
calling the tv company to get them to stop adverts on my tv
>>226075220Don't watch football but even I know they're fucking shit and 'supported' by cowardly losers
>>226075226good job mate, I will be getting a coffee soon, Costa express for me
>>226075193mad how that bloke from the rolling stones dated a 14 year old in his late 40s and the british media were celebrating the fact and calling her a lucky girl
>>226075241rather drink my dads dehydrated sunday morning pish than that shite
>>226075232Nothing cowardly about supporting a loser team. Cowards support dominant teams
Musk and Peter Thiel should be god emperors of the two hemispheres
>>226075226you put hot water in ground up beans then poured it out againdont big yourself up
>>226075232concerning levels of anti semitism on display here nazi bastard
Harry Kuitert’s lifetime intellectual journey is often described as a slow, systematic dismantling of his own religion. He went from being a traditional Calvinist minister to a theologian who ultimately concluded that God and religion are human illusions.His theological evolution can be broken down into a few main phases that show exactly how he arrived there:In the 1960s and 70s, Kuitert began arguing that the Bible shouldn't be read literally. He maintained that you could still be a faithful Christian while accepting modern science, evolution, and historical analysis of the Bible. At the time, this made him a "dangerous" radical to conservative churches but a massive relief to everyday Christians who were struggling with doubt.By the 1980s and 90s, Kuitert shifted from questioning biblical text to questioning the very concept of revelation. This is when he dropped his most famous line: "All talk of Above comes from below, including the claim that something comes from Above."In plain terms, he meant that humans cannot actually hear or decode the voice of God. Anything humans say about God—doctrinal laws, visions, holy books—is entirely fabricated by humans down on Earth. At this stage, he still believed in a "Living God", but critics argued his views were essentially a refined form of agnosticism.In his 1998 book, Jesus, the Inheritance of Christianity, he took aim at the core of the faith. He argued that Jesus was a first-century Jewish teacher who never claimed to be the literal Son of God, meaning the entire doctrine of the Trinity and the incarnation was a later human invention.By the end of his career and life, Kuitert stripped away the final pieces. He dropped the idea of God as a protective provider. He concluded that faith is a useful illusion—a construct created by humanity to cope with the universe, give life meaning, and establish moral codes.damn bro diego is cooked??
saw 2 white fellas and 2 bantu africans from the deepest congo ambling about outside doing a loop, wondered what that were all aboutthen they walked past my way and a few mins later the letterbox was chapped twice. I now know, even without leaving my chair, that they are Jehovah's Witnesses and when I do check my door they will have left a scummy pamphlet in there
>>226075248the machine is already better than the man at coffee making
>>226075252>>226075251>>226075250>>226075248>>226075242>>226075241>>226075232>>226075231checked
Lads I can't fucking believe itLike it's true but hard to believe
>>226075259Last one I had was a cute teenage girl
omds checking the first numbershe'll be at it all month
Good morning Briy
>>226075263ok
>>226075275morning maye:)
Kingsley Road at Selborne Street from Beaumont Street, Toxteth, 1970 and 2026
Never get ill as I don't go outside or meet anyone you see
>>226075256god is real cope and seethe about it
>>226075112oh he doesnt like that
Flat chested women look youthful and sophisticated. There's something aristocratic about flat chests. When you imagine a princess, you don't imagine fat tits. Fat tits evoke thoughts of commoner barmaid wenches and whores.
mumberg just watches telly all day
>>226075294looks like toxteth
>>226075296i agree
>>226075295i'm just ill in the head
>>226075306does she have smelly feet?
>>226075306rotmaxxing is the only play in the big 26. Smart lass
>>226075305
>>226075336It`s Jvp video game !!
whats your favourite crisp
Got a fancy coffee machine but don't know how to work it
>>226075383press the button
How come terraced houses are so cold, you'd think they'd have built them warm before electricity
>>226075377probably normal watsistsor some fancy like torres ready salted stuff
>>226075392Press your mums button in a minute
Like to save my scratch cards for laterCould be sitting on £250k and I wouldn't even know
had to take 2 paracetamol just now for my tongue pain after biting itbitten it so badly that it has somehow activated the nerves in both my upper and lower teeth on the same side
>>226075437unc yet to master eating
>>226075434schrodinger's crat(chcard)
Sir BAME importer
need a horsecock bottom gf
mental how americans can just own guns and 99% of them resist the urge of blowing their own noggin off, imagine how high the suicide rates would be in the UK if gun ownership was legal
got anxiety from the booze
>>226075476gun isn't the only way to kill yourself
>>226075476Corr now that's the dream
>>226075487yeh but its the easiest
>>226075498Pretty sure jumping in front of a train is easier
dunno what to do today
>>226075476Fly to America and run at a cop holding a knife or heavy blunt object like a metal barSuicide by cops tourism
>>226075476>resist the urgebecause a lot of americans still have religionbrits only live for le footy and kebabs its not as convincing a reason to stick around is it
I believe I may have just witnessed a post that violates US law.
>>226075527But why would a cop be holding a knife or heavy blunt object like a metal bar?
>>226075555fuck up, canspedo
Mad how good a woffee smells
>>226075575>t. werthersnonce
>>226075569Hello x
>>226075520spend time with your friends and loved ones
Playing back how my last relationship ended over and over in my head
do you think my willy hates me because he's existed for over 35 years yet has never been inside a vagina
i shag
>>226075614*turns around and runs out of the building*
>>226075518nah
just put vlc in dark mode didn't know you could until now
>>226075621Shag a prostitute or you're a gaycel
vlc... we're going dark
>>226075621Ktimming at this
>>226075621why hasn't he done that
the curse of being a man and unable to have intimacy with a girl is soul crushing
had a right mare this morningcompletely forgot to put my washing on when i got up
>>226075694nobody care
got told off for describing myself as anal "too much"
>>226075694nobody can stroke me like i can
Three days with no bastard internet, get a grip Openreach you fucking freaks
>>226075700i thought this was a support group for disaffected young men
>>226075694Women are gay
>>226075686me (his controller) hasn't managed to pull a woman (yet)
>>226075735they make men gaymasculinity is so yesterday
i'm too much anal me
the leader of turning point was shot in his turning point which turned out to be a turning point for maga
with i lived in medievval times where i'd be even less capable of doing simple things
>>226075781
elite tier name ngl
what's this that reads on a gravestone?"His life was a gay porn movie""R.I.P"
>>226075718normie general sorry xx
If you can just shoot people you don't like now that's going to be a really bad time for A. Burnham uhh I mean Andy B.
>>226075819>right winger
normal people spend their weekend socialising with their friends and having sexual intercourse with the opposite sexI don't do these things as I have no friends and I have autism
>>226075835i cant look at her because she would make me feel heartbroken
>>226075835grim
finally the weekend so I can take my long awaited trip to the world of david walliams
>>226075804>wheelchair>covid maskcouldnt make it up
>>226075848ok
watching the simpsons :>>
>>226075895why
>>226075895pre or post woke simpsons
>>226075883couldn't make what up?
going over to mumbergs later
>>226075848just hang your arse out the window and wait
>>226075901funny>>226075902pre (s5e13)
>pre-wokeslept
get your fucking arse out
whistling a poo
the wokesons
i liked the treehouse of horror episodes
(8) who needs the kwik-e-mart (8)
can see the shadow of my bonce on my laptop screen
>>226075835need my head in there
>>226075920definitely pre woke then with original apu voice
Homer gets a job at a wind farmLisa changes their pronouns
>>226075944>stand up to racismalready failed didn't he
>>226075944rupert murdoch's done a 180
>>226075962Bart starts looksmaxxing
>>226075960wdym original did they change it
>>226075621not even when you were born?unlucky lad, people born through c-section aren't real people
might need to get on the ssrisdickberg is useless as is anyway might aswell add fuel to the fire
let's have a gander at this then
>>226075999>28>24What were they feeding zoomers at school
>>226075999this week do it differently, spam it for a few hours replying to yourself many times during this to create a false sense of interest
>>226075988bart joins the manosphere with a podcast but a safe one with a disclaimer at the end reminding listeners not to act violently and has a dramatic conversation to talk milhouse out of taking a gun to school
>>226076013vgp
>>226075999stuck up alert
>>226076011first time ive seen fat people where the fat didnt make them look younger
old simpsons is still funny as fuck
>>226076011chernobyl fish and chips
>>226075998>>226075998Low dose meth is a way better solutionClav is right
>>226075989Yeah there was a documentary made by american indians about how they got bullied in school by people using apu voice and they took him off the programme now hes back and theyve got an actual indian doing his voice instead of someone just putting one on.
Never understood why Barrymore was so widely condemned because some bumder died at his house at a party
think my hairline is receding lads :(would be very unfair to me especially because no other man in my family went bald so i wasn't expecting it, unlike people with a family history of slapheadedness who have spent their entire lives mentally preparing for the norwood reaper
>>226075999she looks lovely
>>226075999>>226076011she actually looks quite good in their selfie picshe just looks shtie in the top onealso guy sounds like a mega autist yet she idnd't hate himwild>>226076069mate she looks shite therebut she looks good in the low cut top in the selfie post tha tinstead
The Simpsons still being on is like if a comedy from 1963 was still making new episodes in 2000
>>226076050knew the jumped up little indian got apu retired but didn't know they recast him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B737N_5hGaM
>>226076069i would get bored of shagging that
>>226076091>>226076074well I think she looks lovely
whenever a woman smiles at me i assume theyre mocking me
>>226076103they think you're funny looking
Need women out of business
>>226075694It not right
>>226076103they don't even smile at me anymore it's just concerned looks as if I'm a schizophrenic man on the verge of flipping out
>>226076098>Marks out of 10?>9/10.>Marks out of 10?>7/10.oh and thats a bad miss
>>226076115employed woman looks like THAT?
>>226076130it's always like this
>>226075080The escort I was seeing regularly this year looks like a young Cate Blanchett
>>226076130they seem pretty cosy in the booth photo. Sounds like it went OK. Normally when it's a no they make it very clear.
>>226076114i think you'd need to have a rotten personality to do this and i suspect most people dont have rotten personalities
women are vile to be fair
>>226076148you love a booth dont you mate
>>226076069Fat women are evil so no
George William John Benjamin can't be a real name
spewing my vile poison everywhere
>>226076160behaviorally maybe sometimes.
>>226076170trvke
I've never had a gf or friend and my parents ghosted me
>>226076174
making egg fried rice ahead of the football or the "footer" as we football folk tend to refer to it
>>226076164I'm not sure I have strong feelings either way but I suppose a nice booth seating area for some cosy ambiance would be preferable to a table next to the toilets or the front door yes
>>226076178
There's simply no reason why women should have rights.Legalise brothels Ban women from going abroadBan women from owning smartphonesBan women from employment other than traditionally female sectors like nursingAny woman who has sex with more than 5 men has to register with the state as a prostitute and have STI checksHave arranged looksmatched marriages by age 25
>>226076213>There's simply no reason why women should have rights.
And with that irrefutable truth, /brit/ simply ended
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>>226076098i said she looks better in that pic
