Toiling Saturday edish
>>226078032love ikea. mad how they turned a b&q into alton towers
What's even meant to be so bad about facesitting I don't get it
>>226078086supposed to be dangerous since it can stop you being able to breathe if she's a fat cunt
>>226078086my grandad died from that
>>226078095thats only true if she dies on top of you. are they not aware that people can stand up?that's like banning standing in front of a door because you forget people can just step to the side as and when needed
>>226077697'kin ell how do you feel about this thens
Sitting on Andy Burnham's face and letting a little bit of poo come out
LIVERPOOL
>>226078131have you seen how fat some of the slags are that do this shite
yank roads dont have barriers on them you can just drive wherever
>>226078172just drive straight over roundabouts dont they
got my thermal long johns on and my thermal long sleeve and im under the duvet with the heating on full blast and its too hot
bluds got the bowling alley bumpers up for driving
>>226078163what even is the point of these posts? how is this gimmick funny or clever?
>>226078202screm
>>226078206:)
i think the spotlight must turn to matt lucas now, what did he know, why didn't he act?
need to sort the airing cupboard out got too many clothes in there
>>226078206autistic ritual
hi
Must be so comfy for Yanks to have all that space to stretch out inThis is the motorway into one of our biggest cities btw
>>226078244read the early life section
ok?
>>226078284thats a dual carriageway
>>226078284the newly purchased home
>airing cupboard
>>226078288i don't need to
>A man has been arrested after a 16-year-old girl was reportedly raped on the seafront. The offence is understood to have taken place in Marine Drive West, Bognor Regis, in the early hours of Saturday November 7. Images taken at the scene this morning show sections of the promenade and several shelters cordoned off by police. A 20-year-old man has been arrested on suspicion of rape and remains in custody at this time.
>>226078336[deleted]
>>226078336Fucking hell Brand's out already
sex with the chubby milf in Primetime
>>226078336the rapes will continue while the white race exists in britain
>>226078365really nigga?
Reckon it should be illegal to show TV programmes from before 2020 just in case
At one point in development the PS2 looked like this ok
>>226078403Quite fancied her in Nurse Jackie even though she was objectively fat and mid
if the USSR survived long enough to get AI humanity would be saved
there's rape in firefly
Morrisons jewed me out of a deal the bastardsI bought two Pepsi Max bottles cos I thought it was BOGOF but it's only BOGOF on their gay little clubcard so I ended up paying FOUR QUID for two 500ml bottles of Pepsi
>>226078471probably a fucking migrant
>>226078473bore off you boring bastard
>>226078419I saw about this book. Far too expensive for me to buy it but it looked good.
Alysa Liu's tight hapa pussy
>>226078497bit gay
>>226078473those fucking clubcard deals need banningbut theyre allowed to proliferate under pornbanner burnhams britain
>>226078497what a disgusting faggot
>>226078095Dangerous to go to war but they still make plenty of war movies
>>226078473morrisons club card is shit as well. hardly save on anything compared to sainsburys
>>226078515>>226078522he means the girl doing that to him . he's straight
this is who pushed for a facesitting banhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jess_Asato
>>226078497Literally me with female coworkers
>>226078511Eileen mogs
uh oh
me when they ask if I can show the new fit zoomer around at work
>>226078465They'd probably get everyone killed
>>226078546all i see is a guy on camera pretending to suck and fuck cockthat's gay
>>226078579grow up
>>226078579Kirsten Dunst has a demonic face
just found this milf pornstar who does a lot of scenes with considerably younger men. and you know what her job was before she started doing porn? she was a teacher
>>226078419Very cool
why is banning facesitting top of the agenda anyway surely there's more pressing matters
>>226078240grow up
>You go for horse girl and dark academia, and away from fox face.
cant be arsed going for a haircut but ill feel better once its over and done with
>>226078610they wank over having such control over the lives of proles
The Hotspurs are losing
>>226078403would
Alysa Liu is AMWFEileen Gu is WMAFobvious which one is more attractive
take a hit rorke
Spurs are guff
>>226078610whenever middle aged women get slightly annoyed by anything, their first reflex is to demand it be destroyed
>>226078663looks like a mix between a man and a woman
1937 - 2026The people of Wales weep for this loss.
Love having my face sat on
>reading the state of your postsI'm literally Demosthenes compared to you imbeciles
>>226078679Vax status?
>>226078706/brit/ v jannies
If face sitting is so dangerous that the government need to ban it, why is it not illegal to actually do it? Why ban just watching it?
>>226078706how did they all start multiplying
>>226078706PC Rorke showing those brats what's what
>>226078706>POV: you've just called 999 after a boatman raped your friend
hello?
>>226078419I want to eat this and also keep it safe from a galactic empire
whatever happened to are nige?
Ever had your face sat on?
>>226078723monkey see
Thought we were getting them defunded?Reckon Leftypol was onto something there for once
>>226078768yeah it's nice
>>226078663would impregnate and make her drink more
>>226078768No Mr Burnham, I swear!
>>226078756
>>226078786That's a bloke
Spurs are clutch
>>226078799corrrrrrrrrrrrrr
it's Caturday!post 'bergs
treating myself to a tin of pre-woke mackerel
Guzzling a few tins of sunflower oil
>>226078791this is a kemi badenoch general
>>226078511prefer her throat
does norwood 1 mean very early stages of balding, or that you haven't started balding at all?
corr just picked up a gram of jack herer from the weedman
>>226078791lmaojust absolutely no hope for this countryThere's really no point caring about politics, the people who rule have just totally given up and are incapable of saving anything so why care?
>>screaming
How come blacks are destroying white pussies
>>226078842Shabana Mahmood Shamima BegumOlukemi Olufunto Adegoke
>>226078855yes early stages of balding there shouldn't be any recession it should be flatsomepeople are born with terrible hairlines tho and it's not flatbtw i'm betwee NW V/VI it's very grim and i should probably shave it all off
*snatches your milk*
>>226078861weedman sorting you right out
>>226078883betting you wish you'd taken the finasteride pill before it was too late aye?
Alysa Mid is a fat hapa
>>226078799Right so then I'd impregnate him and make him drink more
>>226078814
>>226078902love her
Norwood 1.9, me
>>226078914is that a Norwegian Forest Cat?
got a video of that harlotquinn doing facesitting on my hard drive
Cheers `Mouse` for the accurate score A cool £6k going into my bank account courtesy of bet365!
was niko norwooding or did he just have a slav hairline?
>>226078957with mousey you win
>>226078963mad how they fucked over the voice actor
>>226078980they fucked over ray liotta in vice city too, and burt reynolds, probably why burt reynolds later got his revenge by appearing in saints row 3
I’m 30 and I genuinely think my hair is my greatest genetic trait. lots of fellas I knew from school are balding now.
>>226078980Good. He was an awful voice actor, voice was horrendous
>NEW: A 31-year-old female West Yorkshire Police Community Support Officer has been found guilty of leaking confidential operational information to a gang behind a machete ambush in Bradford that left one man with his hand cut off>She shared details of the police investigation with Rahees Khan, 43She's a white convert too
Bring back the death penalty
>>226079016blackpill moment
>>226079006>they fucked over ray liotta in vice city tooNot trueHe got paid over a million for 3 days work, did a very very poor job, then went into a magazine here, I think it was Loaded, saying it was the worst job he'd ever done
doing a virtual exploration of the Jim Crow Museum of Racist Imageryhttps://my.matterport.com/show/?m=X9ou6MvycZU&help=1
>>226078937Not sure
>>226079032i thought his voice acting was pretty good
Lazlow was the best voice actor on GTA ok
>>226079016saw her mug earlier, she should be covered up
Wotanic roar
batchelors macaroni cheese tells you to add far too much water, i would recommend perhaps 150-200ml
You guys are absolutely disgusting
>>226079015ai
less than 2 weeks until gta 6 deeee lads
rorke's dad got an ear pierced in the gay ear
Scrrrrr remembering that arrogant yd earlier that they'd beat LeedsYOU'RE HERE NOW YD AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW YOU'RE A WORTHLESS COWARDLY CUNT
listen believe support
>>226079098no just stagedguess you aren't very good at detecting aithat's embarrassing for you geez
>>226079090If you've ever walked past any of them with their Just Eat or Deliveroo bags then you'll note they are always absolutely disgusting and grubby
>>226079068how does one obtain a jew gf?
>>226079080Harry Potter and the Half-Price Prince ova heretalm bout sum crush the macaroni with the flat of the blade, releases the juice much better type shit
>>226078791Why should the west have fought Hitler? WW1 and WW2 were the worst things ever and we literally didn't need to be involved in either. Neither Poland nor Belgium were ever parts of the empire that we threw away for them. Hitler was an anglophile who liked the British empire and hated the USA, France, Russia, Britain's actual historic enemies.
>>226079123ai reply
>>226079124>then you'll note they are always absolutely disgusting and grubbytheir bags are filthy as well
>>226079100it's gonna be shitbiggest letdown everhopefully it crashes the gaming industry
>>226079147ok very good post (vgp)
skylanders eruptor sex arse
>>226079165literally a stream of spunk shooting from my love gun
>>226079165terrible chebs
>>226079165>>226079167awooga
>>226079151of course a cynical little runt (who i might add has never seen a vagina in real life) would think that, the world has let you down so many times, why should you think anything could ever be good? i'm sorry for you lad
I mean what else can you say that's just nice isn't it just lovely
>>226079165got a bit of a lump beneath one of her nips there. should go to the doctors for a cancer screening
>>226079193??????????????????????? wtf
sometimes when someone is waffling for too long or takes a long pause I say 'another year gone' in a dumbledore voice and then silently chortle at my own hilariousness
>>226079129you can't handle my potions
1. I am entitled to a non-fat virgin wife.2. I am entitled to a house.3. I am entitled to a good salary.4. I am entitled to not live in a goycattle plantationIf i don't get these things, I'm just not going to work. Enjoy trying to maintain civilization and modern technology with nothing but HR roasties, 80 IQ migrants, and business parasites.
>>226079167
>>226079165i hate vaginas but that is very attractive woman
>>226079238they will
Flat chested women look youthful and sophisticated. There's something aristocratic about flat chests. When you imagine a princess, you don't imagine fat tits. Fat tits evoke thoughts of commoner barmaid wenches and whores.
>>226079165this is what i imagine the body of my oneitis at university looked like
>>226079238Those things are rewards for work, rorke
>>226079202>who i might add has never seen a vagina in real lifeI have, only escorts though >the world has let you down so many times, why should you think anything could ever be goodWell yeahthe world is shit
>>226079124Yep you've only got to look at them to see they're not the kinds of people you want handling your food. There have even been instances they've taken bits of food. If they've taken a few chips they've hand their hand in the bag. My god, and these guys eat this stuff
>>226079147That's just the outside we see. Have you ever seen the inside? And what else they keep in there
>>226079289then brag about it
never liked having other people prepare my food
oh my GOD Niles
>>226079289"food" delivery apps are for the goyim, themselves, members of the underclassit's aryan to cook ones own meals, do ones own work
never liked other people
>>226079329are you nordic as fuck
>>226079329you aren't aryan for making a pot noodle by yourself rorke
>>226079329Ok you just took it full retard
im scared of getting an erection because i bought condoms for the first time ever today and i want to practice cuming in one but i dont want to do it it seems digusting to use a condom
fuck you janny, don't delete things before i've had a chance to look at them you stupid cocksucking asshole
>>226079368they are gross and smell weirdi think it's the spermicide
>>226079384many are saying this
>>226079384u missed out big time she was v fit
>>226079329Burgers from a pound in Iceland/lidl/aldi, a huge bag of fries is about £2.50. 15 minutes in the air fryer, slice up a tomato, an onion, some lettuce, throw your bun into the air fryer for the final minute to toast it up, a bit of salsa or burger sauce from the fridge, job’s a good un. For £2 I’m making something they charge £10 plus for
remember when he ate mould to try and impress his pedo e-boyfriend lmfao
>>226079411nothing wrong with eating mould
>>226079411no give me the details
>>226079400i can just go look at it on the archive but that's a mild inconvenience
>>226079400Can anyone post on GIF and link to it please?
>>226079395agree but how am i going to ever shag (i'm 35) when i've never even bought or worn a condom before i feel like this is a necssary evil step towards shagging
just farted
>>226079432just go on the archive you stupid cretin
>>226079274yeah but there's no guarantee (in fact almost no possibility) that you will get those things even if you do work
scrannin mould on toast
>>226079452It wasn’t on there when I looked, I think there’s a delay
Going outside
gfberg forced me to watch the harry potter movies with her, and she got mad because i kept calling dumbledore 'bumblewhore"
>>226079513lmfaoooo
did not want to see that
doing a vbp (very big poo)
heatherfungus
>>226079513>he did it againoh my god m8 give it a rest!
Fancy moving abroad and opening a slightly dodgy beach bar
>>226079513chat is this real?
>>226079496good luck
saving gay indian bbc porn to your computer to troll people :/
>>226079510ESHUTA?
he isnt doing too well is he
all indian porn is bbc porn sir
pitch black outside already at 3 pmit not right
>>226079603u wot
Mouse stream tonight I hope
compiling pipeline object
>>226079510Did you make her suck your willy to the first movie scenes with Hermione?
hosed my arsehole directly with the showerhead for several minutes and my arse still feels itchy
>>226078861how dyou get itweed i mean
loading pipeline object
rorkes da, rorkes mamwee rorke
empathchan was shot to death in the favelas of rio de janeiro ok
What's curious is that mod/jannies have no cooldown period between a post being posted and them deleting it. If someone posts something NSFW and a janitor sees it in real time he can click delete and the post disappears. He doesn't see a message saying "you must wait longer before deleting this post".Meanwhile some speccy cunt tries to post an image of his new New Balance trainers but accidentally uploads his full face and home address. Then he's sat there flapping his arms, face red and sweaty, desperately clicking the radio button on his post then scrolling down to click Delete as fast as he can only to be told "You must wait longer to delete this post".The red text flashes again and again. "You must wait longer to delete this post". He reloads the page. "You must wait longer to delete this post". It's still too soon to delete it. He knows the archive scraper is going to pick it up. There's nothing he can do. He's clicking Delete as many times as he can but fuck all is happening. The bradleys are already coming into the thread now. People are typing "oh noooooo". Screenshots are being taken. His face, name and address are being disseminated throughout the thread.
>>226079653romesh rangcatathan
>>226079630aye
>>226079658>flapping his arms, face red and sweatyscream
>>226079658long time no see scraniel
piplupcheer u up
i love breastsi love vaginasall lovely love doing big cums to nudie videos
fake selfdox poster died years ago you have to let him go
mad how in other countries they don't have feral pakistanis cutting each other's hands off
reckon my quality of life is in the bottom 10th percentile
It pie night
>>226079725this except i hate vaginaslvoe the rest of thems o muchjust find the hole so uglywhat is wrong with me
gagging on my dads cock
>>226079742you like trannards i'm afraid son
the only salad that’s good to eat while drunk is a chicken caesar
>>226079745bizarre post from a warped mind ok
need an Ashkenazi pornstar gf
>>226079737it`s ok>>226079742you let us down yesterday dick head
>>226079766what about a dead oily potato salad
>>226079765i mean kinda if they are otherwise feminine but they never really are lol>>226079789?
>>226079620what does he stream? does he talk?
Time for the daily dose of Ace Combat 8
watermelon and feta salad
dude cody my mom totally died in the holly bro, we should go donate are paychecks to israel
love blokes me
cody my great meemaw kicked the bucket back in ww2 dawg
>>226079804>what does he stream?Himself>does he talk?Not really. 'That's mad' is really all he says, he is generally aloof to the chat but it's in that way of when you realise he is actually.. you know.. "not well and deserving of benefits"..
>>226079796could work but caesar salads are good for getting your greens in, which is hard to do when you’re sloshed
>>226079849he's so evil
doing stuff
>>226079849he really does look like Creepy Thin Man from the Charlie's Angels film in this one lol
>>226079849holy aura
only going to read dostoyevsky if they make a version with normal names like we have in the uk like james and brian its too confusing with the russian names
we love him on here
supermarket run planned for 5pm
>>226079848>look up yamal (to see if it's in india)>all results are about some brown footballerfucking hell you can google literally any proper noun and there will almost always be a footballer by that name
one more step along the world I go
>>226079886he's just enjoying a cig leave him alone
>not well and deserving of benefits
>>226079906No it isn't
what is it with schizos and smoking anyway? Why do they all love smoking?when I was in the mental hospital no joke every other patient there smoked. Not vapes either, proper cigs.
it looms already
not well and deserving of being thrown off the forth bridge
>>226079876think i heard something about him going to wheelchair spastic school the other day
>>226079935Bored, often unemployed, theres also theories that it helps regulate dopamine which is always out of whack in schizophrenics.
you don’t hate police enough
once more i am simply FORCED to supper the paki pizza industrial complex, their slop oppression has to stop
>>226079907true
>>226079962horrid cunts arent they
>>226079849sucking like his life depends on it
>>226079962two retards meeting in the same place
if i filter yanks will i be able to see my own posts?
>>226079962how
>>226079982sc
we at /brit/ love ' mouse ` despite his lack of sanity ok
>>226080016yhbut you need some jiggery pokery to find the doghit early yank news
>>226080051yeah that hazard is why i haven't filtered yanks, they make a lot of news for us so i dunno how filterfags deal with it
things are getting gayer out there
>>226079989KEK
>>226080080we need to get it gay in here ;)
no bbw facesitting and no incest roleplay makes rorke something something
>>226079982mooooooooooo
>>226079982Police in any country are dubious at best but British police are easily the worst in the developed world, the most nauseating combination of cowardice, ego and weakness.On the bright side getting arrested on the street is basically impossible as you can just jog away from the boomer/women/gimp trying to arrest you
Do prostitutes put fresh bedsheets on every day? I really want to get ridden but I do NOT want to lay on that bed
why do they keep talking about this i'm scared ok
>>226080115yes
>>226079982poor bastardnow he's chewing grass in the meadow in the sky
>>226080113>On the bright side getting arrested on the street is basically impossible as you can just jog away from the boomer/women/gimp trying to arrest youhow is that good for the average law abiding citizen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjLhTiHflaE
mouse is stockpiling various `nuts and seeds` and `tobacco` ok
>>226080153he is acting like a grey squirrel ok
>>226080116Can you think of a time there wasn't some sort of fear mongering campaign going on
>>226080116it's a memetic social media brain virus. nothing ever happens
does mousey still collect tobacco he finds from dog ends lying in the road
>>226080113met a retired police man who told me about how the woke had gradually taken over back in the dayit wasnt always like this
ok ok
should probably just filter backticks
>>226080153It`s ok by me !!
>>226080153
>>226080190>>226080190
>>226080191deservedhate those uppity phonefags
>>226079982what is supposed to be the correct approach to this? Just see if the cow might not try to trample the retard?
here's Glenda
Fucked up and went to big Tesco on a Saturday award
