who has the biggest dick in /cum/?

>>226080049
PEIanon

>>226080049
Mine has a really good personality...

Glad you guys appreciated my pun last thread

>>226080049
In antiquity, large penises were seen as crude and barbaric. This is why statues such as Michelangelo's David have refined dainty penises.

>>226080085
Shut up and jerk off to your BBWs, Josh Moon

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>In antiquity, large penises were seen as crude and barbaric. This is why statues such as Michelangelo's David have refined dainty penises.

Started fucking around with running a local AI
I'm only gonna choose the models with good suicide methods

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didnt say she didnt got a bbl

>>226080145
What exactly is an AI with a good suicide method

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>>226080163

I know you hear the term "sensitive young man" everywhere nowadays but I'm so fragile I may as well be dressed in woman's lace

>>226080163
So far the heretic qwen is pretty good
I have had about 3 mins to evaluate this

hello

>>226080145
have an rx 7900 so i was trying the same with some chinese models from huggingface a few weeks back. biggest limiting factor is that i don't have terabytes of data to train on/from so it was mediocre compared to claude opus (which i use daily for work). even simple lookup things like "is a kangaroo a mammal" would trip it up.

>>226080213
I dannae ken what you're saying lad

Is someone trying to start a sojak duel?

do I uberjeets some dunkin donuts?

1 - 5 yes
6 - 9 no
0 kill myself

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>>226080234

woke up at 10:15 am award

I’m getting a custom watch made by a man in China and I’m just a normal wage earning man in the USA
This is globalism

>>226080240
zamn

>>226080234
I'm prepared for disappointment. I have a 3080 with 12gb. If I am so inclined I may just rent compute time, seems like it's not too inexpensive these days.
>>226080240
Well it was good knowing you anon

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>>226080240

>>226080259
yooo this nigga living in eastern standard time

Got a church service later today. Might put vodka in my coffee

>>226080286
Yeah thats why they call it standard you midwestern OAF

>>226080321
it's also called central standard time (CST) in the midwest THOUGH

I go hard in the taint

>saturday
>church service
what was meant by this ???

>>226080240
It's over

>>226080342
That's not what we call it round here

>>226080364
saturday services are very common (and nice if you want to avoid crowds)

>>226080364
I think Jews do their synagogue shenanigans on Saturdays though I can't be certain

If your church service starts after 6am you are a pagan

i suffer not living in miami

>>226080386
Yeah they probably call it central dick sucking time cause you're a giant homo

>>226080407
Explain why time of day matters when it comes to worship

>>226080481
God goes to sleep after 7 am o algo

>>226080481
god is a morning person

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Haircut day today
Do i go for the devilock or hitlerjugend

>>226080481
What do you mean? I woke up at 5 for fajr

God is busy playing with his Leviathan in the morning

>>226080572
God only place dice

why is nigger so fun to say

>>226080641
nigger

>>226080641
because hearing it makes so many people absolutely chimp out
it is a word of power and what is more intoxicating?

I've unironically seen people get called trannies for insulting judaism on this website

>>226080749
tranny is so last year, the newest go-to insult is jeet

>>226080811
What if I'm both

I drank some pepto bismol but then I read the bottle and it said don't take it if you've been shitting blood, is that bad
Also it expired a year ago

imagine if tim horton was finnish and his name was timo hortonen

the oboe is an underrated instrument.

>>226080859
Sensible chuckle

the piano is a very underrated instrument

I've had at least 3 people in the past week tell me "good morning" when it was well past noon

>>226080868
>t. Megan

>>226080882
You sound like an ornery POS

How about a rapper called oboe trice

i am feeling anhedonic what do i buy to try and spark a bit of positive emotion?

>>226080811
they're both in
according to the 4chan hivemind, AI is an ideological battle ground between the slop-loving jeets and the luddite trannies

hello sir,

this is john from microsoft. we got a alert you're account has been hacked, and we need you to send over your name, address, social security number, and password to recover it. please do the needful soon.

good morning,

john smith
microsoft proffessional

>>226080749
That's not at all surprising, just look at how miggers on /pol/ act. They picked up "tranny" back in 2016 as a response to literally everything and an insult to be used ad nauseum against anyone who disagrees with their migger views, and those migger views now include total capitulation and subservience to Israel. Therefore, anybody who isn't a zionist is a tranny, in their view.

>>226080932
an electric guitar and some strong marijuana

>>226081059
me when i was 20

>>226080928
good morning saar
>>226080956
this man is SCAMMER from INDIA madarchod do not believe him !!! please give me your SSN instead so I do keep it safe thankfully

BENCHOD.


CHUTIAAAAAA.


CHUUUUTIIAAAAAAAAAAA.

>>226081059
I was eying a rickenbacker 330 12 but don't play much anymore

>>226080049
I have a a 6.5 inch micropenis, so not me

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>>226080512
anime hair

Can't tell if I should wear a jacket or just long sleeves

The small dick cope thing was because greeks had smaller dicks in general in comparison to the barbarians

You freaks are much less civilized than me
My flavcid is almost an innie!

the pseud learned cyrillic and thinks he wuz greek an shieeet

I'm pretty sure if I walked up to Greek höes with my 8 incher back in antiquity they would have fainted

>>226081097
Nothing I said in my post indicated that I was Indian

greek women had nasty ahhh hairy pussies and buttholes

>>226081386
everyone must've been stinky back then
romans cleaned their asses with communal toilet wands in public latrines
imagine the smell

>>226081454
Not to mention they put VINEGAR on those communal wands

>>226080822
That makes you the average Canadian

>>226081384
woah I never said you were indian
this sounds like a classic case of projection to me
saar

>>226081454
Ahh to be a stercorarii

>>226080880
Yeah it's also easier to play decently than for example violin

benis milk

I gotta buy a lamborghini real quick before some poorfag in an f150 does a hit and run at 3am three counties away and then the AI thought police track it down to me instead

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Going to the gym rn

Do they let you work on cars in a storage unit? My garage has a project car in it and i need to work on my daily and it is raining this week

>>226081673
day in the life of a wfh finance bro

>>226081673
are you going to wear short shorts?

>>226081711
Yeah the pink ones!

>>226081725
show us your tight booty

>>226081685
just let the manager know also see if their website explicitly bars it

it kills me not to know this but I've all but just forgotten what the color of her eyes were and her scars or how she got them
add the telling signs of age rain down a single tear is dropping through the valleys of an aging face that this world has forgotten

redpill me on michigan

>>226081757
in upper you win (finns)
in lower never relax (blacks)

>>226081685
generally no but they probably won’t do much besides give you a warning. Or if it’s some small town place they might not care. Probably depends what you’re doing too, I doubt they’d care if you were replacing something small, but if you’re getting under an engine or using power tools they probably won’t like that either.
If it looks like I could be cleaning something or replacing a light or it takes less than an hour I do it anyways.

>>226081673
This is obviously historically performative but I do kinda wish I had a hookah

>>226081737
Subscribe to muh Onlyfans

>>226081780
are finns white or asian?

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>>226081930
no. ill wait for someone to leak them

How much would you charge for OF? For me it's 20 doll hairs

>>226082022
depends on the offering

>>226081801
>>226081745
I checked a few sites and none of them explicitly said that online
I guess with the door closed and using electric tools nobody would know what I'm doing in there anyways so fuck it

>toil already playing Christmas music over the muzak
Aaaaaaaahhhhh

>>226082022
Yeah 20 is fair

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>>226082146

post something interesting you fuckers

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got a paper cut on my mouse1 finger

I'LL NEVER SEE A FACE LIKE YOURS IN YEARS OF MEN TO COME

>mexico doesnt do shit to secure its northern border
>relies on the US to secure its southern borders
fucking nuke those shitholes

clenching my jaw up again. think moving into a worse neighborhood has raised my ambient stress level.

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i'm a cake

i never cared for zelda games

>>226082698
Majora's Mask is my favorite

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>>226082353

need to pickup fatherstein from the airport

You're now thinking of a tight little asian ass in tight little spandex

>>226082857
i already was

>>226082747
was entertaining schizokino until doge showed up and then it turned into words words words

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the social anxiety and dread of ladies offering samples
at the grocery store

>>226082916
Kek I always pretend I didn't hear

>is that free food? AH HELP ME DOCTOR SHEKELSTEIN I'M GOING CRAZY I NEED MY XANNY

>>226082698
i like them but i've only played 4 of them.

You're now thinking of your own ass in tight little spandex

>>226083051
No, in lace and fishnets

The Goonited States of America

>>226082353
I'm going to eat breakfast soon

you know me irl

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fan of fishnets

>>226083299
Hello Aiden

how true is it that americans live life on easy mode

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>>226083497
idk, our greatest blessing is the presence
of african americans

>>226083497
Not true
I suffer

>>226083526
Would give anything to sniff those

>>226083497
we definitely have a big safety net, no one becomes so destitute that they starve to death and those who become homeless but don't have a drug addiction and/or mental illness rarely stay homeless for very long.

>>226083497
America has a lot of poor people who suffer greatly but it might not seem that way because it also has a lot of black people

>>226083497
highly atomized and brainless cons00mers with no sense of community or belonging at all. a latvian in a small village lives a spiritually richer and more fulfilling life than the overwhelming majority of americans.

Thinking about texting a classmate to do something but she probably just sees me as a friend... go to bed bro, she's not thinking about you

>>226083497
pretty true but also a lot of people still live paycheck to paycheck.
So basically it’s expensive but really easy to get credit cards

>>226083880
Ask her in person next time you see her

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Something is going on, helicopters for hours over the jungle, now these faggoritos show up

blue texas this blue texas that, bitch im strokin my shit to alexis texas

>>226083923
cartel warfare, just another Saturday in Mexico.

Making some KD original with hotdogs

>>226083939
but is she blue doh

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It's weird they all have different rifles, what kind of janky ass shit is that

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The beautiful town square in Krakow got shot up :(

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random serbia
horrific
grim

>>226082916
i saw a tall 10/10 dirty blonde girl doing that one time.

>>226084014
Doesn't look walkable

>>226084014
Looks like North Dakota

Serbia is cool but honestly every country it borders is more interesting and fun to visit

reading a book

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get evil mini-russia vibes from serbia

>>226084175
das a man

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>Peter thiel talks about the antichrist and other Christian stuff
>Also, he's a shit-eating faggot
He is aware that he's doomed to eternal hellfire right?

>>226083922
Thank you, wise /cum/ sage

>>226084175
They just had a major regime change

>>226084229
he's coping hard

>>226083979
Quite common with mexican military and police as I understand it. I suspect they don't have much money to buy equipment, so users are encouraged to buy their own if they don't want to face methed out cartelitas with a poverty pony AR

>>226084229
Wait he's gay?

I got dem rangeban blues

>>226084293
what the hell are they doing with all the remittances they're getting from taco vendors in the US?

>>226084321
some say the gayest

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>>226084293
Well, a few more truckloads came and they're blocking the road, I need to get out of here

Feeling a teensy bit gay today

>>226084229
Most people are. Most self-proclaimed Christians are. If you think you're saved, you're going to Hell. Quite precisely how it works. It's better to make peace with the fact you are going to Hell than to cope that you're going to Heaven (a mass delusion).

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>>226084396

>trillions of dollars in AI spent
>The porn is still godawful

says a lot about soyciety that there's a suicide hotline but not a genocide hotline

when a tranny cuts it off is it penicide?

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from experience, skip calling 988 and just go straight to the e.r.

>>226080049
better question, who has the smallest penis

>>226084544
The last time I texted the suicide hotline they told me they hadn't heard from me in awhile...

For me, it's that chubby Latino guy who did ModelPOV castings and tricked dozens of qt's into thinking they were 'models' just because he took photos as he creampied them

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>>226084543
because you didn't donate enough of your paycheck to us, goy boy.

>>226084680
Why is he red

I want to open up my veins and let myself flow out into the bath. Unfold myself ten-thousand times into nothing.

>>226084703
he's the devil

American zoomers in 2050 be like
>Ani tengo mucho hunger, bro. Vamos 吃饭 at the combini and 也 comprar chai

>>226084742
kino

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random st louis
nice church

>>226084742
hopefully WW3: Nuclear Edition starts long before 2050.

Not a fan of the new paste whole wiki pages gimmick anon

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I still don't know what this is

war is boring now its just niggas throwing robots at each other

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>>226085174
we were born too late, sadly.

>>226083893
>pretty true but also a lot of people still live paycheck to paycheck
most of this is self inflicted
americans have a culture of short sighted consumerism and living above their means
I make less than the median wage for my city bit I'm able to put away money every month
meanwhile my brother makes more than I do and is $15k in debt from spending like a retard
I was talking with a coworker about how I save money by cooking at home instead of eating out, and he said "saving money for what?"

eventually some tech is going to leak that completely eliminates the threat of nukes and 80+ years of edging will finally tip over with ww3

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>>226085325
>and he said "saving money for what?"
based

Stephen Miller is so based. he's like the bear jew in inglorious bastards

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kek!

>>226085393
I can't believe he's only in his 30s

>>226085055
a doll

>>226085454
I wish this was true

desu I dont think trump wants to be president anymore

>>226085393
Crunge

>>226085610
It's a real post made by Trump less than 15 minutes ago

watching jumanji on vhs
the way it was meant to be seen

what are your guyses thoughts on dostoevsky

>>226085649
but do you understand how scared jews are

>>226085673
often misrepresented as some cynical nihilist, but all the books I've read of his are just a nigga keeping it real

>>226085649
he hasn't had any real enthusiasm since the second half of his first term. he revived it for the 2024 campaign and name dropped Epstein as if he really wanted to win and now he's back to his old curmudgeonly ways. hard to understand why he ran again.

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>>226085673
only read a bit of brothers
seemed nice enough
sad russia seems cursed with brutish government

>>226085673
Crime and Punishment is my favourite novel

I am crying with tears of joy and excitement right now literally shaking all over The first Arabic and the first Lebanese female immigrant to hold congressional office Jhaziya Muhjadeen has just won her election in Alabama, a first in our nations history

Change has come to America. Diversity is here to stay. Let's all welcome woke 3.0

I deserve a wife

>>226085749
>hard to understand why he ran again.
he was paid from all angles. Miriam Adelson alone gave him hundreds of millions of dollars. not hard to understand why he invaded Iran either.

>>226085673
i really like him

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in fact he was paid so much he's just ignoring the realities of why his movement was soundly rejected and continuing to do what he was paid to do.

>>226084950
No no no NOOOOO

WHY IS IT A BUNCH OF INTERCONNECTED BOXES????

ITS NOT EFFICIENT ENOOOOOUGH

>>226086075
i meant to say isnt
post ruined

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>>226085673

I don't know if it's possible to be more demoralized than I am

Another beautiful day bros! Hope is here it's blue

Sometimes I touch my ass and think this is kinda what a girls ass would feel like if I was a normal person who got to touch one

that level of faggotry should be bannable

>>226086287
And my ass isnt even nice i have a hank hill tier one. Imagine a nice round girl ass

I was robbed of everything, and the worst part is i think a lot of it was just my fault

grok, generate an image of chud holding his own buttcheeks in both hands with his face pointed upwards, eyes closed saying its over

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This is why we lost

>>226085779
based
mine too

Been working nights for nearly a year and I haven't had a single crumb of Vitamin Dick

>>226086380
What is this exactly

cant believe the gubbmint is banning thca
having the mailman deliver my weed was so based

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>>226086380
there is no we you fat incel loser
I don't identify with subhumans like you

>>226086472
i had an overnight manager who never stopped talking and had more energy than 100 cheetahs. he also never displayed any obvious signs that he was on drugs.

>>226081673
How did this dude always manage to look gay no matter wtf he was doing?

vivek bros we just need a little more homework

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youtu.be/rV-Q1QZSZRc
anal cunt saturday

where is everypony

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On my way to go swimming I asked an amigo why they had a roadblock. He gave me a side hug and said don't ask, I said I already did, he squeezes me harder and says,... now I tell you to shut the fuck up, then he laughs and walks away

it's the weekend everyone is busy normalfagging it up

>>226087268
no wonder this general has so many snowflakes, it's all normalfaggots.

i wish i were a normal, they seem to have fun

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>>226087268
I am busy gymcelling it up
back day + day 6 of hand training for (Me)

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eastern colorado

>>226085673
historically novel but otherwise irrelevant

My karen neighbor has a handicap spot reservation but then she climbs up and down stairs and has a pickup truck and is loading boxes without assistance. I’m gonna report her to the KGB

>>226087500
what the fuck is wrong with this country? just because you can make it perfectly straight doesn't mean you should. i bet a lot of people have died because they fell asleep at the wheel.

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western colorado
some town called 'rifle'

legitimately don't know any one that still smokes cigarettes
all the nico addicts vape now

>I-IS THAT A STRAIGHT ROAD?!? NOOO YOU'RE GONNA KILL PEOPLE YOU MANIAC AAAGGGHH

>>226087621
art hoes
nurses
blue collar workers older than 50
those are the only that come to mind

>>226087641
everything west of the Mississippi was just built for commerce, it's soulless and bleak.

I tire of nons

My uncle went on a blind date with a woman who's ex husband is in jail for CP

ANIME KINO

>>226088039
Have you been keeping up with Dragon Ball Super: Beerus

>>226086380
>>226087282
>>226087641
dude you are insufferable

>>226088064
i only ever watched the original dragon and ball and droppped z on the freeza fight cause shit was taking ages

thinking im gonna watch attack on titan, i never seen the whole anime only the manga

>>226088082
only one of those (You)s is me

>anime
grow up
and have sex
and touch grass

>>226088141
Fagola

Feeling like a banana in pajamas

>>226088141
>grow up
I'm a manlet
>have sex
see above
>touch grass
I do it whenever I go on my incel walks. nothing changes. nothing ever happens.

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>>226088082
stupid snowflake.

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>Persona 5 - Rivers in the Desert

Turkey Tom just uploaded a video on Ethan Klein you guys

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Just realized I was drinking expired nilk

Playing church music for a service
Also sipping coffee with a shot of vodka

>>226087621
I see rural people do it

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random kiwiland
an erection there today

>>226088483
if you were drinking it and didnt realize it its not expired, the date is just a suggestion

>>226088578
Very jungle ape thing to say

>>226088489
he's a fag who made millions by skimming through kiwifarms threads and then regurgitating all the happenings and clips in hours long videos for dopamine flooded zoomers that need 24/7 stimulation

I listen to Turkey Tom videos while reading the Kiwifarms pages of the people he's talking about

my gf had sex with 14 other men and i cant help but fixate on it constantly

I don't care if russel brand broke the law. I'm just glad he's getting raped in prison.

Might smuggle a couple beers into the parents' house
I'm not too young to drink but they don't like me drinking

errrmmmm actualy they're called hithpanics now

>>226088691
thats how many men she has to watch you have gay sex with

>>226088702
My dad buys me beer all the time because I'm his drinking hddy

>>226088363
persona ost is my what i shaped my personality to

tried tae lissen and like diss recent hyped up band PISS but i just cant. they sound quite similar tae chatpile who have a gud live show i liked but havnae properly bohered tae get intae the studio albums

but like PISS they take the spokenwordy screamy antics of chat which from dem are kinda endearing coz like the dude is a dork

but wen dey dae diss like feminist slam poetry shiteit is so fuggin' cringe i cannae handle it

like just comes off like a bad stereotype of like fragile white woke women

and like even if dey talk bout stuff dat is important

the histrionic way dey talk bout it just agbominablated

>>226088782
I'm going to give some money to a British Muslim group because your posts are so awful I want shariah for the UK.

The British Muslims from Manchester

rate my band name.

im guessing all the freaks got banned yesterday or they're still passed out from their schizo meltdowns

>>226088813
Not me.

>>226088811
benchod/10

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I dont think our government should keep playing lip service to that idea of drug control, i think the more urgent priority is to restore the states' monopoly on violence and either align or exterminate these groups. Ignore the drug trade. Legalize it if that's what it takes. The problem are the non-state entities victimizing the public

what if 2 sexy babes with sexy asses and pussies sat on my face

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>tfw Norwood 2.5 receding hairline
>tfw tight curly hair that coils up and away from my hairline no matter how much product I use or how much I comb it forwards
>tfw combing it forwards only reveals the ever growing bald spot at the crown of my head
>tfw the sides of my head are already flecked with countless grey hairs
>tfw I have to deal with all of this when I'm 28 and single
And my religious friends ask me why I don't believe in God

you cant deport lmao im here forever now.

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This is real. What the fuck

how can she deport me?!?!

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My gf

What are your thoughts on politics

>>226088946
That's pretty normal for 28. I'm pretty sure most guys in their mid or late 20s see a little thinning or receding. You don't see it in movies or TV or ads though because the guys are all on those drugs

>>226088962
>Islam