british culture
>leader of the IRA had the surname “collins”hmmmm
Love my family but genuinely considering never seeing them again and moving to Cambodia or something
>>22609236910min mail retard
there's nothing i love more than sucking off a fag... it really takes the edge off since i quite smoking!!!
shower then bed lads <3
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1794013234305554.mp4is this normal?
Scouser accent lowkey mogs pretentious londer accent
Have you ever actually read the big /brit/ manifesto?
in the future you'll vote because a a AI person told you to
is he asking for a valium for himself or someone else I can't tell if someone else says valium first
>>226092424scouse is possibly the worst accent in the the whole uk you deranged yank
>>226092424>pretentious londer accent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7YkKwmpOpA&list=RDg7YkKwmpOpA&start_radio=1get your fucking willy out for it IRA
The future is nightmarish
>>226092414can i bum a fag
>>226092409i just used a burner one because i was curiousended up closing the tab in 20 seconds regardless
Got the femdom submission hypnosis ASMR on x
dont think i have ever scored from a free kick in fifa desu
tried making a ` coke float ` and yeah it spilled all over my jeans so
women aren't whores they said
i've been chatting on and off with this bird for about 5 years now, and even though our discussions are often flirty, i've never pursued any kind of relationship because she lives too far away and LDRs don't work. perhaps someday we'll be able to meet in person and i'll find out if she likes taking creampies up the vag hole
>>226092453you've never scored full stop
>>226092299So did he really call someone a paki? Girlie quote tweeted yesterday but I heard nothing but except Bob getting jumped
>>226092440>oh my dayzzz blud tha mandem no ya git me
this is "the brit"
>>226092426You mean “big /brit/‘s are the best, wank all the time”?
>>226092458They're not. You're just posting porn stars.Likewise you could post male porn stars as proof men are whores.
>>226092458envisage the odour
>>226092471>Girlie quote tweeted yesterdayfucking sort yourself out
Hate this totalitarian hellscape
>>226092470bodied that freak
nth for the gyaldem
from allan dulles to alan p gross: the enshittification of american intelligence apparatus
some sketchy creep just said "hello how are you doing" to me after I eyed him dropping a package of drugs into a conspicuous pile of rocks and then I kept watching him to make sure he wasn't coming too near my carI didn't say anything back
oh my godI've got some fucking pork pies that go off tomorrowwahey
>>226092481men are whores though
>>226092471Not the first time that wannabe Charlie Kirk has been slapped for being a racist little shit if true
>>226092458this thing has equal rights for some insane reason
sometimes ill watch freaks and lolcows and then ill stop and almost like time itself freezes and the realisation hits that even though these weirdos have done horrid things and live horrid lives they still have lived but not me im a shallow living corpse of a man
this is "my type" ok
>>226092471Your life is so patheticComplete isolation from the real world (except your mum who you live with) just sat inside etching out a meagre existence stalking random women online, wanking your shrivelled pecker and posting on 4chanDo the world a favour and hang yourself you turgid little maggot
>>226092436Sorry but douchebags like ricky gervais and piers morgan ruined it for you guys. Even the foids I spoke to here in the USA no longer get wet to the generic UK accent, only scouser.
Elon has just taken Twitter from everyone else to use as his own special autistic Elon Musk platform hasn't he
>>226092501>p grossso do I
>>226092522rorke :3
If you watch porn you should either seek help to quit or else die
>>226092524
>>226092458what is the smell
>>226092524Need Alex reading this as my alarm tone
>>226092524You're so obsessed with me lad, it's not good for you
>>226092481he's got a madonna/whore complex just ignore him
>>226092520voyeurism is one of the most common fetishes but it's just called media
>>226092515Imagine paying any attention to Israel first judeo-christians
>>226092524unprompted outburst
>>226092563no one is obsessed with you it's just that your behaviour is really weird and it stands out so you get called a freak a lot
My hairline is collapsing
Tickets booked for the Ramayana tomorrow.
>>226092524>Complete isolation from the real world (except your mum who you live with) just sat inside etching out a meagre existence stalking random women online, wanking your shrivelled pecker and posting on 4chanktim
i'm a pale white boy and i NEED a vantablack gf
>>226092563I accept your concession you shit skinned wastrel
Why are the British so fucking good at music? Is it because you're all depressed and sadness is the root of good music? I cannot think of a nation who even comes close to punching as far above their weight in music as the British do
>>226092530Good, the old owners were retards
ffs
>>226092577no
help my baby turned purple!!
constant retarded demoralization attempts
>>226092522middle is perfect
Christ was a black man.
>>226092607why only ten
>>226092536>oops, you looked downwards in the shower and saw a pornographic image, you need to seek repentance with jesus christ before you are sent to hell
>>226092607I'm from none of these regions tho
>>226092606But it's the Elon Musk platform now where you see Elon everywhere, he's autistically spamming himself all over the damn site. Surely that's worse
>>226092629we capitalise Black here
>>226092578You are, I only ritual posts yet have freaks making up bizzare scenarios about my life
>>226092605we are a cultured and artful people
>>226092638Because that’s all his little faggot ai could churn out
>>226092638It's supposed to be "top 10". No idea how they worked it out, since it's completely subjective
>>226092646Bizarre strawman. Are you retarded, a porn addict, or both?
>>226092524>wanking your shrivelled peckermuch prefer "jerk your worthless penis"
>>226092656good shes so cute i want to kill myself
>>226092629christ means oiled up so he was like the greased up deaf guy from family guy
>>226092660I mean I wanna meme but yeah I can't really argue with this
>>226092656At the end of the day people despise ritualposts and you’re currently the only ritualposter and you’ve admitted embarrassing details about yourself while you were using extraflags, not that it’s needed to identify your posts considering that pointing out your odd behaviour always gets an avatarfagged tantrum from you
>>226092655Capitalising on the black man = slavery of the african We are against capitalism so we are against capitalisation
i'm so pornbrained i literally cannot pass a woman on the street without contemplating whether her aesthetic and general vibe is better suited towards being fucked in the pussy or being fucked in the asshole
let's make the Sun even hotter so we don't have winter any more, that will be peng
just christ'd my bf arsehole so my willy will slip in easily
>>226092653No, not at allUnder the old owners twitter was just another media mouthpiece of the establishment and leftycuck governments always pointed to it's opinions as a "world consensus" even though anyone who wasn't a leftymong got bannedFunny how quickly they stopped saying that when someone not in their pocket took over lmao
>>226092577>>226092607>Essex >glamorousHUH? Aren't all the toffs in Oxfordshire or near abouts?
Wow nigga really lost the plot now
>>226092656>I only ritual postsyes that is freakishand the fact that you have posted "nth for the gyaldem" 2250 timesand the fact that you're completely obsessed with these random instagram whores
>>226092691lol we're actually just really good at glomming on to things other people have done, cranking them up a few levels and claiming we invented it
>>226092655who is we, you got a black turd in your pocket?
it's mad how sick of christmas i get most of the year but as soon as it starts getting darker i could really do with some extra lights and songs right about now
What do brits think of the new Harry Potter series?
can't picture a future that im in it
>>226092746
>>226092731poo screaming
>>226092669It's not a strawman at allDon't use words you don't understand sweetie, makes you look retarded
Christianity is a religion of New Worlders and AfricansThat said I fully support the based Afroids who keep their native religions going despite the yank crackkker evangelists and islamist suicide bombers
>>226092756Ktimmers
>>226092746light candles
>>226092764Seeing your own genitalia when you are naked isn't porn you dumbass troll
>>226092605What I find strange is that we dont have many good classical musicians through history. probably only 3 of like the top 25 are british and some of those are really famous for utilising folk musicDon't know the answer to your question, but I can say it's our working classes which have any musical creativity
>>226092768SCANNING POST
>>226092794You're spiritually Israeli
pentecostalism is counter insurgency
>>226092799you're commiemong this post is a dead giveaway
>>226092807the great bame migration
you're lucky I'm in a good mood
>>226092607wheres Medway accent?
*yawns*
>>226092838um
Dark fruits weather this
>You go for everyone’s favorites more than 97% of people rating women.this is why I tell people my type is pretty girls
>>226092819go back to tel aviv now ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoZN5NQzmyg&list=RDNoZN5NQzmyg&start_radio=1tuneage
>>226092768christianity cleared out much of the shit like human/animal sacrifices, caste anachronisms, and bizarre cultural practices that hang around the rest like a foul stench
Genuinely shan't be leaving my house ever again once I get home tomorrow, they'll have to pry me out with a crowbar like one of those giant fatties
it's happening
>>226092788Likely has to do with where the cultural centre of gravity is. In the 18th and 19th century Italy and then Austria/Germany were the centre of musical culture - most operas and classical music were composed in those languages and they had the best music schools. The English court tended to poach continental musicians rather than foster home grown talent.With America being the centre of pop music in the 20th century we benefitted a lot from our close cultural connections and shared language. A lot of European countries do have vibrant domestic music scenes but they just don't experience the same 'mainstream' success abroad because foreign language music doesn't play well in America.
I want to have sex with that pony
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskBrits/comments/1xqfvkf/why_do_people_dunk_on_london/
having kebab diarrhea
>>226092864someone download a facesitting vid?
>>226092864um ok but what??
>>226092857eat faeces nigga I hate that retarded demiurge fuck and your stupid zionist death cult
>>226092371this is what british culture has becomehttps://kick.com/hstikkytokky/clips/clip_01M6W6Y9RNDB7VYR3TRSNNJ13V
this is a bit depressing
God cursed me many times over with all kinds of health problems I spend my days rotting, staring at the ceiling, posting hereShould probably kill myself but I won't because there's some video games I'm waiting to come out, animes I still need to watch, books I still need to read.That's all I got anymore.
>>226092787It literally is
>>226092913I suggest that you invest in a dictionary since you clearly don't understand what words mean
>>226092675Dancho rizz>>226092694>At the end of the day people despise ritualpostsFolks that take /brit/ too seriously>admitted embarrassing details about yourself while you were using extraflagsI don't remember and it's an anonymous forum, freedom to post cringe is whatever. We're all oddballs here. I don't throw tantrums either, you've built up something in your mind that's not healthy>>226092732I'm committed to the ritual is all, we luv the demmies round here
>>226092864what is
wanking to my own willy
>>226092864someone attempted to stop a gangblacking
>>226092857>bizarre cultural practices that hang around the rest like a foul stenchThey still do the willy snipping
>>226092880>eat faeces niggayeah stuff like that. an early jewish sect would drink alcohol then take shits around a statue of some weird god
>>226092864Russell Brand has sent a tweet
>>226092864Free the mandem
It's never been more over than it is right now at this specific moment
Started to really dislike this place on a nightFeels like all the dogshit morning posters have all gone nocturnal and make their awful posts late at night now
we are so back
pagan "niggas" be like: ree my crops have failed better burn my children to death
David Walliams apparently has made two suicide attempts in recent weeks and is trying to prevent sex crime allegations about him becoming public by threatening suicide He's going by the pseudonym PPT in the court/media right now because they're not allowed to name his identity.
>>226092971He should join the reform party he’d fit right in
>>226092928What words do you think I don't understand?
>>226092989So that's why they shut down David Walliams world?
>>226092994you're a troll trying to waste my time or unironically 60IQ so this is the last reply you'll getYou clearly have no idea what the term pornography means
>>226093000Yeah...
>>226092971
when women see my willy they say "thats porn"
>>226092880Calling the path to eternal salvation a "death cult". The enemy has made you his likkle bitch
how the devil is a man of my vintage meant to remember what gyats, braps and moggings are
You wouldn't believe the stuff normies haven't thought through
Black transgender luciferian priestess sucking my cock while I suck her clitty and post here from my flat in York (we're both on acid)How's your Saturday night?
>>226093006I accept your concessionStop staring at your dick porn addict
>>226093056whats the soundtrack?
>>226092989Proof?
having a pint
>>226093037>Calling the path to eternal salvation a "death cult".Your symbol of faith is literally an instrument of torture and death. Christians are desperate for the apocalypse and end times to come. They had to make suicide a sin to stop Christians killing themselves to get their reward early. There's a reason early Christians were desperate to be martyrs.
>>226093036AKSHALEEEEE looking at willies, titties and fannies ISN'T porn AT ALL
>>226093036i wonder if they can see mine from afar
>>226093039what like?
Cannot stress enough how little I care about your tastes in women
>>226093071Right now? Coil.
>>226093077it's the symbol of the last sacrifice. you don't need to pass your children through the fire anymore ok
Cannot stress enough how little I care about you
some of you unemployed niggas live lives i can barely comprehend
imagine being so minted that you could get literally any bint on earth to take her knickers off and let you spaff up her twat
>>226093121then she does you for rape 20 years later!
actually mind boggling that there are shut in freaks posting on 4chan that are more religious than most people you'd meet at an actual church service
Not a coomer nor a goonerI am a Bible man
>>226093121doesn't even take being minted. you can shag a lot more birds than you realise just by being outgoing and not giving a fuck when they try to put you off.
>>226093121goals
>>226093121elon musk but he does it with a turkey baster
uhhh my numbers are buns gang
gary eats poo
>>226092392What of it
>>226093077It's a reminder of Christ's sacrifice, Christ's victory over death, the evil within humans hearts that would kill our SaviourSuicide is rightfully undesirable, people are still of the world. The Kingdom of God will be built in the world, Christians can't save people if we ack after baptism. The martyr's suffered it's not something for the light hearted, only the for strongest in their faith and drive. They fought against the pitted themselves against the powers that be. All respect for them is deserved, it's normal to want to emulate those respected and more devout than yourself in commitment to the faith
*runs naked through the middle of the thread*
>>226093148Maybe 15 years ago, now that will just get you arrestedLads even get arrested when the bitches actually agree to it
>>226093209*slaps your arse as you run past me*
just saw a naked man with his william out run through the middle of thr e thread
>>226093209haha wooo!
You ever two utterly loathsome idiots get into an argument and think they deserve one another?
>>226093140>>226093211you are completely retarded
got the rucka rucka ali on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3epd27blgE
>>226093209probes your tight hole
Remember how you could type cp in chat in gmod and the little bloke would say it in his voice lol
>>226093236a classic
>>226093230>You ever two utterly loathsome idiotshas anyone ever been as far as to do what look more like?
>>226093253scc
mental how yank evangelical zionist christians actively cheer on and fund the murder and rape of christian children in palestine because they think it will cause the end of the world (they think that's a good thing)very evil, evil cult.
I've seen the EU5 "nigga"He makes everything on the map brown
sorry but not sorry I prefer ck3, eu5 bored me to death when I tried it
>>226093296What's your campaign goal?
mad how easy it is to fall back on bad habitsnever slip up not even once
need bumming
girls call my willard "the definite article"
>>226093344>>226093347
cathars were so much more based that catholics baka
EU5 really needs a 1444 start date, the Ottomans should be an early to mid game threat
This, except instead of an obsidian block, it’s my tender, aching bollocks.
>>226093360Bohemia is too rich in EU5 screw Cathars
>>226093336Move southeast to take Constantinople and all of Anatolia
reasonably wine drunk
>>226093398mwah the Aldi special
>>226093390Fun but would be more kino after a 1444 against a strong Ottomans
right I've just pooed in the bed, thought it was a fart :(
>>226093410aye aye ;) x
>>226093231You don't keep up with the news then?
>>226093414are you a bairn
>>226093422no I just have tummy issues
need a minecraft anvil dropped on my bollocks
why are chinks so sadomasochistic
Got Return of the Living Dead part 2 on. The first was a riot but I'm lowering my expectations for this one. Hasn't even been any good nudity yet
total bollock destruction must be the lynchpin of a future restore government
Right...
>>226093443 this must feel so good...
>>226093443yeh yeah thats gay pornwilly in the bum and thats gay porn
someone's son that is
fucking flatmate taking out all the salt and vinegar crisps and all the prawn cocktail ones and swapping the multipacks why the fuck's he done that, what a fucking waste of time
>>226093477Two actually by the looks of it.
Mental how fit it is when a man takes you from behind and makes you moan like a girl
glad I missed whatever that was
this post is gay porn on the blue board
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1793618033855719.webmRorke....got moves?
>>226093485yeah but yer da would be more ashamed if you were on the receiving end
was an absolute neek in my school called alex andrews
>>226093410The taste of Aldi champagne has always been celebrated for its excellence. There is a Tesco champagne by the Tesco "nigga", inspired by that same Aldi excellence.
>>226093479flatten them i reckon
on the jim beamsoon I will steamlove alcohol meI like a pint or threemy favourite roman amphitheatre is the one in nimesthanks guys, that's my limmerick btw
>>226093501i wish i were rorkethis is how he gets all that black puss
>>226093468
>>226093501so fucking glad this genre of music is dead
>>226093501where does bro live :crying_laughing:
>>226093501https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pDSErKRaTMQ
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1792022532078941.webm
Chav girl with big tits takes it up the arse
god i feel so fat
feeling like a freak on a leash
>>226093576lol mate this isn't google
>>226093602good doggy
>>226093576yer da's google history
yeah I have the heating on all night niggaI'm a rich nigga
Submissive bottom jerked and teased
Held high to bring the sun, that burns in the skyThat burns in his eyes, and pierces a holeLike a negative sun, soleil noirLe soleil noir, all the timeThat you have to burn in order to shineSmear me with - with blood, love-bloodTill the sun rises redTill, till the sun rises higher, and higherBecomes a baptism, a baptism of fireAnd I'm caught between bright teeth, bright, bright teeth of morningI am dogI tell myself, I am dog, I have no nameI am hungryI am hungry and I want to eatI want to eat the hand that feeds meThe hand that feeds meAnd I know these thingsI know the stupid should struggleThe stupid should struggleAnd, and with us they willAnd, and for us, for us they willAnd, and they will be gored to deathGored to death on the horns of plentyAnd, and smear me with bloodI am dogSmear me with blood, bloodUntil the, till the sun rises redTill the sunrise is known all the timeYou have to burnYou have to burn in order to shineIn order, in order to shine
I’m in my bed I’m going to sleep now brit ok
>>226093661ok good night petal x
2nd kebab diarrhea of the night
i'm cum: the man
Hello
>>226093676You love itWelcome to a taste of my sick twisted world I have painful bloody diarrhea if I eat anything besides half a portion of plain rice and plain chickenIt's just extreme IBS but there's nowt I can do
>>226093284Quite bold of them to assume they can control when god returns to end the world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwdzOdaN-dc&list=RDgwdzOdaN-dc&start_radio=1
room smells of arse and feet
i am in bedare you? x
Harvey Price has gone on a rampage of violence and rape! Bloody hell!!!!
>>226093721always
>>226093725hulk smash !
But doctor you see that's it...I am Pagliacci!
Assange is actually a prickSnowden was alright
>>226093768Never met either of them t.bh
mad how good wikipedia is
>>226093721was lying down, just got up
>>226093795please donate
Wokey-pedoa more lke
If you think about it we are the universe experiencing itself.
every time I sit up my head hurts and my body feels weird but I'm ok when I'm lying down asleep or half asleep but I haven't eaten since yesterday morning what do I do
>>226093822get some pints in
>>226093822eat nigga
>>226093822wank
>>226093838but I feel unwell feel like I'm going to pass out or be sick or something
>>226093864
my pussy tastes like pepsi cola ok
Maybe it's the powers trying to come back on xxxx
I think it's a migraine when I cover my eyes I stop feeling pain and fear and the lights from the passing cars are making my head hurt
What food do I get my first time at wetherspoons?
>>226093886
>>226093906your life it abysmal ok
>>226093905gay porn burger fucking poo screech
>>226093886apparently that line came from something her scottish guitarist boyfriend said to her
who/what should I wank my cock to tonight? Anal is preferred
>>226093933paige turnah
>>226093933go to bed, freak
>>226093933>Anal is preferred
ok I took the paracetamol now I'm going to wait thirty minutes and hopefully it starts working and I will go find caffeine but there are people near me talking and i really don't like it
>>226093952Anal sex is pretty disgusting tbf the jury was right to lock him up
>>226093911Sorry if this isn’t the right chat, I’m in the Bluestocking and various others if checks needed.Just back from a night out with several pissed off women -as we should be- so possibly not at my most coherent.A question was raised - if vasectomies are 90% reversible, why are young men not required to have vasectomies in order to have sex. As opposed to the majority view that women should be on hormonal contraceptives.The majority of contraception “fails” seems to be from the male POV and perspective that if women are on the pill/implant/injection and it fails then they are solely liable.In which case why are men not given a vasectomy option at a young age with the possibility of a reversal if they change their minds.Thoughts? There were many in my group tonight, curious to see what people think.
>>226093964you are ruining your life
MR HICKEY PLEASE YOU ARE RUINING THIS EXPEDITION
it's kino ok
