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GOAT edition
>>226141349
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futacock
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>>226143603
started gooning to futa recently and I finally get it, this stuff is awesome
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absolutely shit start to the thread
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>>226143628
cry more fag
/cum/ is a futa general
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>>226143619
For me its clothed futa bulges.
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futa cheese crumble
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https://youtu.be/5claGC3825A
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Talk some shit nigga.

See what happens.
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Sex is just not in the cards for me. Ain't happenin'. Not never.
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>>226143663
this is terrible
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>>226143677
same
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>>226143663
The towering heights of George Clinton's IQ cannot be overstated
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>>226143683
When you get to play for James Brown tell me
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I just logged into /cum/ and I think I’m gonna leave immediately
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>>226143592
He had the craziest watch at the kevin heart roast
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I don't speak German but I fucking love this song.
https://youtu.be/AaQcnnM2a70
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>>226143714
I thought those cost $276k
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>>226143714
based
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white people need to get off of this woke shit and get back to making stomp clap music again.
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You can't hate watchfag boomers enough.
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>>226143724
Full factory diamonds not bust down iced out stuff rappers wear
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>>226143603
woke wants to take this away from you
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>>226143729
Isn't it the woke tards who make that
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Americans be like "that guy run real fast and throw the ball I need to worship him"
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Can I get uhhhhhh….
Richard Mille RM 52-01 Skull Tourbillon
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>>226143749
Unironically leftism has censored and shut down way more than the religious right ever did, and everyone who opposed the religious right and went out of their way to offend them like howard stern is fine with it
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Chinese people have started eating bloodworms. They're teeth are made of copper! (the worms)
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>>226143721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XE3kTB-YuIQ
your post made me seek out this song that I loved 25 years ago or the song exactly beyond being reggae, and I wasn't even sure whether that was them, I just remembered what the video was about...g'bless this here chatbot!
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>>226143752
that's exactly the problem they've lost their focus and need to get back to their roots.
first it was "hey ho hey ho" now it's "from the river to the see" like come on bro we are losing our culture in real time i hate woke 3.0 so much
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THERE ONCE WAS A SHIP THAT PUT TO SEA
THE NAME OF THE SHIP WAS THE BILLY O' TEA
THE WINDS BLEW UP, HER BOW DIPPED DOWN
BLOW, MY BULLY BOYS, BLOW
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I keep mistyping their as they're. I think I'm dying
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roundhouse kick futafags into the concrete
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Heeeeyyy yaaaaa
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This chocolate milk tastes like fish
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those clauses were out of order, but you get the plot
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>>226143760
Alri vivek
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Can't wait for the bingo bongo twins to stream on kick again
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new game is to accuse random everyday pictures of mundane things of being aislop and point out details (repeating patterns, odd posture etc) and wait for schizos to agree and get mad at the poster
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>>226143729
The problem with “stomp clap hey” is that its chipper sound and total lack of edge made the style too easy to get scooped up by advertising. After a pretty short period of time, it just sounded like annoying background music from ads, and no one wanted to listen anymore. Probably could have survived if they’d slipped in the odd racial slur
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Backberg is sorestein
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SOON MAY THE WELLERMAN COME
TO BRING US SUGAR AND TEA AND RUM
ONE DAY, WHEN THE TONGUIN' IS DONE
WE'LL TAKE OUR LEAVE AND GO
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>>226143763
Do these prices seem reasonable, /cum/?
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You guys don't want to hear this but Vivek had a point that one time
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>>226143776
>>226143811
My favorite gockhaver gingertail does a decent cover of this song
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>>226143770
可口的
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mods get this rog ass ethiopian nigga outta here
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>>226143824
You can be an athlete and a valedictorian
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>>226143658
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>>226143592
>>226143714
>>226143744
>>226143821
It's no wonder zoomers can't read analogue if this is the shit they're trying to decipher. Watches are gay as fuck by the way.
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Look at the valedictorian scared of the future while I hop in the DeLorean
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>Following the pardon deadline, Royal Navy warships and colonial governors launched aggressive patrols along the North American coast, the Caribbean, and West Africa. This intense four-year stretch eliminated most famous captains, including Blackbeard (killed by Robert Maynard in 1718), Calico Jack Rackham (captured in 1720), and Bartholomew "Black Bart" Roberts (killed in battle in 1722).

>tfw you will never hunt pirates with the royal navy
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>>226143833
The pursuit of athletics itself is wonderful, it's the culture that elevates mindless consoomerism (not even necessarily athletics because all the sportsball watchers couldn't survive a quarter time on the pitch) over worthwhile pursuits like reason, philosophy etc etc
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Can you see banana man
Hopping over on the white hot sand
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>>226143847
You can join the navy right now and hunt Somali pirates
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>>226143839
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Sippin dat egg nog
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>>226143867
It's not even in season, what the fuck are you even drinking? Is it that PC fake nogg shit?
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How about fag nog, and they use pozzed loads instead of eggs to cater to the wants and needs of the MMIWG2SLGBTPQIAAA+ community?
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>>226143883
I don't think that would make it past the FDA easily
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>>226143862
Its not the same
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Huang fucked another Huang. I think this is fair. Huangs are a family. What's the fuss about?
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>>226143894
Couldn’t they just use the same loopholes as raw milk producers
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Canadians shitting up the thread again, I see.
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>>226143901
it's our thread, bud
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>>226143900
No because they will just get shut down but I do see a black market starting up once it's banned. Only pasteurized cum will be legal in stores.
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>>226143901
Brian seething
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>>226143729
I thought hipsters were the biggest faggots in high school but I'd easily take that over what we have now..
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made a shepherds pie
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it's already 8 o'clock, god damn.
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>>226143908
The Rothschilds banned raw cum
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>>226143934
if you were gay you'd make cottage pie instead, amirite?
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What about a PREPherd's Pie and it's full of anti-retroviral meds to stop fags from dying after drinking Fag Nog.
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>>226143948
lol
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>>226143948
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Polish Jason
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just baroque-pop'd anudda indian
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>>226143963
and people say whether this shooter was far left or far right, it makes no difference at all because none of that is really true, they were just some sort of spiteful schizo every single time
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People who put "adieu" as their first guess in wordle are some pussy ass bitches
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Your brandy, sir
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>>226143987
lol
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>>226143987
Armenian brandy tho, what if it's pomegranate, wouldn't you like to try the Adam?
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the fattest femboy ass i'd ever seen belonged to a canadian. unfortunately i had to cut him off when he wanted me to meet his family
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>>226143999
Only if it’s a collab with my friend Adam Friedland
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This is my last post on this site. I swear, guys. I'm being for real
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Watching Chinese cartoons
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It starts with one link, he crosses time,
gotta save Hyrule from that evil guy. Keep that in mind, that I designed this rhyme, To explain in 7 years time, All I know is the Ocarina of time is a valuable thing, Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings, watch me count down to the end of the day, his clock ticks life away. It's so unreal, watch Ganandorf go, right out the window.
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>you guys wanna ride or what?
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Furries were given their own board as not to ruin others if my memory serves me correctly
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>>226144008
Dudes rock
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Canadian opinions belong with the refuse nothing has changed
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>>226143603
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Smokin dat bombs over gaza zaza rn
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It's not always a troon. Sometimes the bitch is just ugly
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>>226144148
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Started playing Deadlock a week ago and have barely lost a match since.
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>>226144197
Who's the most plappable character in your opinion
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I literally don't understand how India supoorts so many people and I'm not even trying to be racist. How the hell do they have food for so many people and how do they get it to everyone with their infrastructure what the fuck how do they keep the lights on in Delhi there's 33 million people in it
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>>226144218
most of those people live an the screet though in their own poop
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>>226143948
Knew a girl in high school who kinda looked like this. I had a crush on her
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>>226144210
Viscous can be many things
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>>226143899
just because they look alike and have the same last name doesnt mean they were related you dirty racist
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>>226144218
Everything is subsidized by the government. It's a massive economy in the aggregate and one of the breadbaskets of the world.
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>>226144269
Nigga that's Incredibly Gassy
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>>226144241
based bedwench
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i fucking love mina ha's big fat fucking juicy
personality
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>>226144284
Are you Indian? Eventually they're going to run out of water and fertilizer what's the plan then I don't think drip irrigation is going to save the day
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Rough session with the therapist today
She is very concerned about my self harming
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>>226144321
I'm not and I know about the water crisis but check a lot of the stuff you buy at the grocery. Even shrimp at Costco comes from India
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>>226144340
Did you find the beans?
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>>226144340
I'm sorry to hear that
I was openly suicidal until this new age of technological deliberance came upon us and I found that where I had previously thought I had failed in life and grown apart from it, soceity was actually becoming increasingly more like me
not that I ever actually self-hard, I'm a pussy, but probably would have killed myself by sticking my head in an oven in a sealed room, and still will do if a tech solution to aging is not found, eventually
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>>226144377
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season 1 complete, im thinking kino
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Another interview tomorrow

I hate the job hunting humiliation ritual so much bros
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>>226144377
Shes ugly
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>>226144412
No point, no pussy no work
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>>226144427
>no pussy no work
i have a job but i don't get any pussy
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>>226144439
You're already doing it for free that's why you don't do a job before you see some pay
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I work to survive so I can work to survive
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>>226143592
>>226143714
>>226143727
>wife of 16 years and the mother of his two children broke up their marriage/their family to fuck her yoga instructor
>GOAT

This alone takes off at least 2 of his rings, maybe even 3. You can't be the GOAT and get cucked that hard; i'm sorry it is what it is. At best he's an average QB; GOATs don't get cucked.
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>>226144377
This is what the jews want for all aryans.
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You know, I just don't believe in surrendering yourself to rotting away and dying off of so called natural causes, I think people should put the matter into their own hands, tho medicine is now beginning to accommodate in recognition of just how grim a vast majority of people's ultimate fate was for the whole of history
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>>226144439
What are you even saving for?
I want to work because I want to date and I want a social life but I can't get one and there's no prospects with women so I stay at home with my parents
Even NEETing here I still apply for part time jobs and they reject me lol
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>>226144475
Bro it's the big 26. Hope for the best but your girl MIGHT be going
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>>226144495
not him but I'm saving to buy my own apartment. I still live with my parents and drive their car.
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Which field has the most grim wagie existence?
>tech
>finance
>medicine
>tradies
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>>226144513
Probably tradies. Consistent employment but no prestige.
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>>226144513
maybe tech and medicine
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>>226144507
Why waste money on an apartment if you can live with your parents?
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in the grim darkness of the early 3rd millennium, there are only male perms
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>>226144495
>What are you even saving for?
My hobbies, mostly. My house and car are already fully paid off. I was lucky to be able to get a really well paying job quickly out of college.
My dream is to start my own company one day. Maybe if I scrape together enough cash, I'll be able to do it.
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>>226144531
>waste money on an apartment
it's an investment just like stocks. also, I will have something to my name.
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>>226144513
>entry level has mcdonalds tier wages now but require bachelor's degrees
>massive layoffs every other day
>500 applicants for every job
>entire departments are outsourced to jeets
Tech is so bad right now it makes me sympathize with commies.
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>>226144541
Fair enough, my hobbies are just vidya.
Sounds great, I wish I had a job that paid anything. Kind of still all useless still being unable to date though.

>>226144545
Don't you have to rent out the apt to normies? Stocks don't need maintenance or repair, I would rather just invest in a high yield savings account (if I even had money to begin with)
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When I was young ecelebs generally made skits or songs, something you need skill or talent for, and they were unknown to the world outside the internet
Now the biggest ecelebs are massive stars who travel the globe and all they do is act like hooligans in public or sit in their room "reacting" to the things talented people make
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>>226144513
retail
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>>226144577
>Don't you have to rent out the apt to normies?
not if I wish to live there.
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Games allow you to kill people with extreme gore. Sometimes you can basically torture people. So why doesn't any game have rape as a game mechanic?
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>>226144593
if it paid 60k a year I would cashier at a target for the rest of my life
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>>226144594
Usually people don't say they want to buy an apartment when they mean they want to buy a house or a condo. I assumed you meant you wanted to be a landlord.
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Pooping and peeing rn
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>>226144595
explicit sex guarantees an A rating, though GTA6 unironically might push that limit
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>>226144595
I remember when Tom Clancy's Soldier of Fortune 1 came out, that was the first FPS that allowed dismemberment with semi-realistic area damage, people loved that
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>>226144595
most games dont and gibs are a relic of older titles. they wouldnt be accepted now in most cases.
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steam is the libertarians of video game stores
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>>226144619
so I unfortunately can't afford a house here but I'm planning to buy an apartment in europoo. see pic
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pee is the poop of the penis
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i'm starting to think that a lot of brazil, german, and finnish flags here dont really consider post quality a high priority
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>>226144661
Its the best, Gabe is a benevolent dictator
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>>226144665
you know the thing women spray you with when you're doing them real hard
well SCIENCE! has determined that that is actually just piss!
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>>226144633
Nobody plays physical media for new titles, it's download only and nobody even knows the ratings

>>226144663
Interesting. I was thinking of doing something similar in China.
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I feel bad for edp
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>>226144695
I think for me it's the novelty. buying a house here is like meh tier on the emotion scale but that doesn't discount the fact that that I do wish to buy a house here but it's going to be a much longer wait.
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>>226144730
>>226144695
*as opposed to an apartment in europoo which is only like 2 to 3 years away from realization.
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Rimsky-Korsakov
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>>226144577
>Fair enough, my hobbies are just vidya.
mine too lmao. i've spent years and years learning gamedev. i'm hoping the game i'm working on now will be finished in a few years. it won't be a financial success, but maybe it'll at least help me get my ideas out there.
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the evangelical pastor cries out in pain as he strikes you
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sane jester vigilantes
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All those guys who looksmaxx end up looking like a homo
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Mankind is unkind, man
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>>226144800
Women want a homosexual look without the homosex. Think maybe Matt Bomer without the buttplay
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>>226144589
This is a threehead
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Found out today my gf has a tumor/lump deep in her neck behind her ear, and the ear that’s on the side of the lump has stiffened, like it’s hard and slightly inflamed.

Her docs don’t know what it is and ordered a blood test.
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>>226144773
So hot
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Hello, dudes
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>>226144821
right on
the izzat committee needs to chill the hell out
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/pol/ really fell off. absolutely shit threads and its slow as hell to boot.
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I feel like me and zoom zoom would be friends irl but here on /cum/ I can't stand the nigga
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Any DTFIC sightings in this place?
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>>226144910
Zoom Zoom is the kinda guy to get you drunk and then try to touch your dick and then lie and pretend it never happened.
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>>226144910
I talk to him here sometimes, but IRL I wouldn't have anything to talk about and it'd just be awkward as fuck
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I had my doritos with root beer instead of mtn dew if that's okay
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>>226144976
cute little feller
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>>226144991
Root beer is much better than mountain dew
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>>226144976
Jack Russels are pure
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I have a jack russel
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I love milf feet
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>>226145013
Post
Unless it's >>226144976
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Ever notice how after you make popcorn you start by eating one piece at a time but by the end you're shoveling fistfuls in like a gluttonous aztec
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>>226145035
I'm not doxxing my dog
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>>226145042
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>>226145042
Yes, your body kicks into overdrive when it gets a taste of the carbs, fat, and salt. It's like crack.

You put a bag of that white cheddar popcorn in front of me and I'm gonna be a real fuckin embarrassment to my whole family.
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I haven't had a vacation all year. Should I buy some Doritos and Mountain Dew and having a gaming weekend to treat myself?
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>>226145067
Yes
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Don't goon because its NECESSARY goon because YOU want TO
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>>226145075
What kind of Doritos should I get? Just regular or some special edition? I haven't gamed in over a year and kinda miss it.
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i have ordered a fitness tracker to find out if my heart rate is being screwy when i sleep. there is reason to believe that it is but i need proofs. i never thought my life would come to this.
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I am a good person. Many have described me as one of the best if not the single most good person to ever exist rivaling Jesus and Ghandi in terms of raw virtue totals
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I'm on a rectal rampage
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>>226145067
Aren't you tired of contributing to the sloppification of the world, clanker?
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the butt buster
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>>226145102
I don't think that video is AI
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>>226145098
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>>226145097
Cool ranch are the best ones, but original cover your fingers in cheese dust which is the true gamer experience
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being a virgin is more prestigious than being a non virgin. low iq's are angered by this logic.
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>>226145121
I will get both to be safe.
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>>226143451
Rumors sell newspapers my friend. A buildup of troops would be evident from above from any of the gazillion satellites if this was actually in the works.
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Have you seen Dave Chappell and Chappell Roan's sex tape
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Expanding my invasion to the ball dicks
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>>226145130
It's true, I wish I never had sex. I can no longer understand the language of birds, or whistle up the winds, chase the clouds or dwell beneath the shadows of the stars. Also she got mad and stabbed me and left because I got drunk and played Tropico 4 too much.
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>>226145156
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>>226145144
good post
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please answer me
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>Bangs is no longer sold in Canada
wtf?
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>>226145204
you always call so late, baby
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obsessively restarted the steam deck after closing a game again award
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>>226145212
My grandma always has this in her fridge
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>>226145222
tell her to send me some
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it's important. someone's safety is at risk
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>>226145217
may your caches stay free from corruption, always.
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>>226145238
Your bussy's safety is at risk
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Penis music thread
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>>226145246
https://youtu.be/Pp392Nk_2vw
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pretty song

https://youtu.be/02IboPNPog8?si=A_rSyTd6lb2OOmg3
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>>226145246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oGYUas5RmU
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>>226145212
It's not gone it's just becoming rare for some reason. Shame because Mug and A&W are objectively inferior to Bang's.
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>>226145251
It even disconnects. So you can disconnect it.
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>>226145311
>that chicken in the background just hanging out
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phwoat luv it when chatpgt calls me smart
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anyone tried this?
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>>226145337
yeah it's OK but nothing special, you're better off just buying beer OR regular root beer and adding liquor to it
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>>226145344
i like using dark rum.
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>>226145358
honestly just drink the rum out of the bottle why bother with all the extra sugar
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I really do love that North Carolina dub for You're Under Arrest.
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>>226145378
lightweight, and keeping it that way.
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the ethiopian needs to buckbreak zoom zoom and make him his bedwench
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Men Swimming Their Own Way (in a pool they've been pushed into)
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oh hey, i didn't even notice him. hi zoom, longtime no see.
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>>226145337
feel like it wouldnt be gud
luv yank root beer and feel alcohol would just ruin the whole vibe

reminds me tho of as child
shop used tae sell shandy in a can and would buy it. absolutely bizarre coz like it had beer and alcohol in it but kids could buy it coz wasnae enuff tae get fucked
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Americans will have huge snakes and lizards as pets that they feed live mice to, and they'll sit there laughing as the mouse gets eaten.
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>>226145434
This is frowned upon in reptile keeping
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I think Footkraut posted his foot with /cum/ written on it with black marker a week or so ago. Does anyone happen to have that pic saved?
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>>226145449
look at the archives?
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>>226145458
I don't know what exactly to search for
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good night /cum/farts
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>>226145434
>>226145448
It's stupid too, mice can fight back and injure your pet
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>>226145468
do you know which flag he used?
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>>226145505
German obviously
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>>226145480
That is one of the reasons it's frowned upon, yes
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probably gonna be fired from my job. But I fuck up constantly, so itd honestly be a good thing

of course, nobody's hiring these days, so I'm double fucked
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>>226145525
are you that CNA anon?
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>>226145529
no
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>>226145212
How long are you going to keep this gimmick up
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>>226145525
I have to train a new fella tomorrow his name is Timothy. He has come highly recommended by his previous employer who i git the impression was fibbing a bit so as to offliad young Timothy on to me. In any case young Timothy received the green light by the upper managerials so i will show him how to create the impression that he understands the job and can do it without killing himself or others
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>How long are you going to keep this gimmick up
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british version of root beer is dandelion and burdock
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Business idea, create a bot that automatically identifies and replies to Free Chicken posts. Collect hundreds of chickens and start a chicken selling business
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>>226145552
LOL
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>>226145514
here https://desuarchive.org/int/search/country/DE/filter/text/
this finds all posts by a german that contains images
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>>226145551
He sounds bitch made
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>mice can fight back and injure your pet
>That is why it's frowned upon yes
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>>226145567
I'm not looking through every image posted by a German flag just to see one picture that was posted days ago
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>>226145598
did his post contain any text? you filter it more
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>>226145620
I think he did say something but I don't remember what it was
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gotta keep em separated
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o algo or something
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these retards are trying to find some feet pics in the archives.

Pathetic
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>NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST DATE CHINESE WHO-OARS, THEY MIGHT BE SPIES
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>>226145651
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>>226145675
Post your feet then so I can jerk off to that instead
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goodnight
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ChatGPT just helped me identify a cartoon I saw when I was 5 or 6 years old that I forgot about
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>>226145689
What was it
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>>226145676
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anywhere can be paradise, as long as you choose to goon
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>>226145680
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>>226145713
shinji, did I ever tell you about your mother who abandoned you at birth, turned into an eldtritch horror and stole the demiurge's soul? she was a good wife
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>>226145697
https://youtu.be/JcE4G6yM3pY
This scared the shit out of me when I was a kid, it's like some Scooby Doo type show with a team solving mysteries but they are actually supernatural.
This is the only episode I saw and it involves a monster erasing women's faces, all the faceless people really freaked me out.
This show is Canadian apparently
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>>226145714
Afflicted with the curse of Ham I see... tragic...
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Gaming
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>>226145753

K-CHNK
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>>226145761
every single GTA game that isnt chinatown wars or the PSP game has been on PC
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>>226145244
you're really good at doing it
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listened to girlberg talk about christianity and Jesus Christ full well knowing that God decided i should never ever be capable of finding love my entire life and that was what He considered a "mysterious" plan for me
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>>226145758
You shouldn't do that
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>>226145771
yes but gta 6 isn't being released on PC until much later. That's the point of the pic.
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I'm morbidly curious about visiting North Korea sometime in my life.
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>>226145800
>gta 6 isn't being released on PC until much later
so what?
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>>226145788
>does nothing
>why can't I find love?
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>>226145802
Just visit South Korea and go on a DMZ tour
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>>226145809
PC players can't play the game if they don't have a console at launch so they will be missing out.
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Well Oz never gave nothin' to the Tin Man
That he didn't already have
And cause never was a reason for the evenin'
Or the tropic of Sir Galahad!
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>>226145822
missing out on what?
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>>226145814
>Just visit South Korea and go on a DMZ tour
Anon this is like saying "just visit West Berlin and go to Checkpoint Charlie", it's not the same. I want to see the country trapped in the mid-20th century with unspoiled nature and gritty indsutrial commie towns.
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>>226145813
I'm just Anon (and I'm enough)
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slowly approaching.
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>>226145836
Cuba might be an easier option
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>>226145827
playing the game, retard. People have been waiting to play it and PC guys can't play it yet.
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>>226145840
>Cuba
Too brown and too many foreign tourists from Europe and Canada. In NK outside of Pyongyang it's still 1957 there and there's nobody that isn't a Korean there except for other guided tourists and Russian government/military officials.
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>>226145858
but theyll be able to play it later
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Jason is posting under a german flag >>226129771
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>>226145714
lets be real

it must be kinda cool to pull your own frostbitten finger off and look at it
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>>226145862
I get it.
I want to visit Transnistria for similar reasons, although it's much easier to enter than NK
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>>226145858
>>226145866
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>>226145875
that's not frostbite, it's gangrene.
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>>226145873
He's going to get colon cancer with this diet
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>>226145895
He will 52% himself before that happens
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>>226145971
New
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>>226145875
uh bonganon you can look at your fingers any time you want



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