roy edish
he love it `roy edish`
I'm going
https://youtu.be/c18441Eh_WE?is=MnGYsg0AxTIGQoPgclassic tunage
>>226158651>David Walliams' relationship history: Disgraced comedian's colourful love life with A-list stars - as he is accused of sexually assaulting a teenage girlhttps://www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/article-16281475/David-Walliams-romantic-history-accused-sexually-assaulting-teenage-girl.html
30fps
>>226158695yeah thats mint i'll generate that
>>226158686it's important to finish the story
i’m on 60fps (farts per second)
Had a dream where I shit my pants bigly and started getting up while someone that realized I shat myself was shouting at me
>>226158729why
nth for the gyaldem
Will be wanking at 30fps over Lucia
>>226158745so you're up to date for next week's exciting football story
When's Patsy Kensit going to make a statement on her ex David Walliams?Loved wanking to her when I was 14 thoughbeit.
i dont read them
My dad told me that as a kid me and my brothers dick tasted the same...
>>226158764For me it's Valentina
>>226158762Love it
why would an escort get a 'rubber tooth'?
>>226158688>>226158608i dont understand how consolecucks can defend this shit in any way>>226158631>>226158646the difference between 30 and 60 is hugely noticeable, even 60 to 120 is noticeable
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGqq2GbB1Q4
>>226158785books?
>>226158695Why are they obsessed with filling every single pixel full of text and shit
>>226158762why is your taste in women so fucking bad
>>226158788
should i watch this
no posts
Imagine if Andy Burnham re-established the British Empire, but woke
>1080p>60 fpsYou don't need more
>>226158833
>>226158802There is literally no difference between 30 and 60fps. It's like audiophiles that obsess over audio differences that no one can notice.
at least his comedy still holds up these days
>>226158802>the difference between 30 and 60 is hugely noticeable, even 60 to 120 is noticeablehow so
Eugenia Cooney is still alive
>>226158792x
>>226158851soon you’ll telling me there’s no real difference between bad and good music even
canadian girlfriend 2027
Remember Abi Titmuss??
>muhh frame rate *makes nerd sounds and has acne and and dies alone*
>Walliams
>>226158695thought that said the fydle kids foundation
why does he reply to himself
oh yeah i just remembered richard branson is also a nonce
sharing pics of the gyally demmies with the bros :Phe love it arousing other men ok
>>226158834needs liberation by wagner goons
>I don't play videogames because I'd be alone if I did Beta male
A FLESH AND BLOODA MAID
>>226158686does anyone even read it? me no
Are they really banning smoky bacon crisps??
GTA VI is well on course to be a failure.
Get-a-load of this guy cam
>>226158735Here we have it: history's first good swedish post
UEFA Women's Champions League on tonight, ladsWho are we supporting?
>>226158871She's my thinspo
>>226158965it's made 900 million dollars before being released
>>226158974up the arse
Video of David Walliams with Jeffrey Epstein associate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_U1qSM2cwo
/brit/ is a pro-ana community
I'll get it on PS5 the base vesrion since I don't see the benefit in paying for the ps5 proTHne pirate it when it's on PC
>>226158971heard you lot are still looking for yours
>>226158974Whichever team has more White-European players.*folds arms*
>>226158974psg for my waifu
you can shag an anorexic up the arseyou can shag an anorexic up the arseyou can shag an anorexic, shag an anorexic you can shag an anorexic up the arse
Who do you reckon is darker complexion the communist economic migrant in Ireland or redditspaniard
hello lads
It not right
Barbour jacket nationalism
>>226159068Way too old. She's like 50! They stop being hot at a certain age
burned my knuckle on the metal shelf in the oven when i was trying to remove a dish
>>226159060you
Gay pororke
>>226159019done him
rorke putting on make up so his nose and cheeks are bright red like an e-girl
here we are then.all the lads.
>>226159089White arayan monster
>>226159068needs to get some meat on those bones
>>226159052better to shag her fanny since shes not fertile
Rorke: I have dethroned no one. I found the crown in the gutter. I picked it up and the people put it on my head.
>>226159109surreal job this
>arayan
>>226159108i don't need makeup for that
>>226159123gp
off to the dildo factory, you want owt?
do thirdies really even read comics about soccer
*rocks the casbah*
it's important to dip the bellend in the dye carefully. jobs have been lost over a badly dipped bellend.
>>226159151big dildo please mate
>>226159123the crown:
>>226159167on it bossman
>>226159151i want a dildo. i'd like you to pick me up a dildo straight from the factory, wholesale, so i can put it up my arse.is that what you want me to say? does that satisfy you?
spent the entire afternoon thinking about the toilfu
ordered a dildo but it's just for deepthroating it i dont put stuff up my arse . i aint gay
>>226159151dildo dipped in mysterious purple liquid please x
>>226159184>is that what you want me to say? does that satisfy you?yeah that hits the spot
rorke listening to afrobeat and quickly turning it down when his mum comes in
>got banned from another steam forum>decide to send another abusive message to the ai they useFeels good
I have an unusual combination of high testosterone levels but having zero confidence, motivation, social skills or any strong sexual desires
watching rlm, my other best friends
>>226159202Me I watched the political opinions of topichu and on datacenters
in 11 hrs and 5 mins i'll be bale to play gtvi
>>226159019seething
>>226159013https://youtu.be/QJ8P-81gYA8Give us back wa dolly, cursed disorder
nigga bayol to play gtvi
>>226159251old boring joke
>>226159250>confidence, motivation, social skills or any strong sexual desiresJust realized those are all women traits So you are basically not a woman at all, unlike everyone else you freak
>>226159060Your mom's hole, for sure
>>226159250High T = Inefficient Androgen Receptors
need to poo, having deja vu
>>226159251*high pitched laugh from Rich in the background*
worked my magic on the toilfu today by making her laugh several times
>>226159311You would know about androgen receptors now would you?
>>226159331that's how it starts have fond memories of making mine giggle uncontrollably at workget in there my lad
>>226159085You're off by 3 decades >>226159117BET
>>226159311Meaning?
mad how women aren't people
>>226159109yeahhttps://creaturecock.com/dildos.php
>>226159343Yeah, I know you don't have any.
>>226158756Reckon we'll get daily updates?>Inside Russell Brand's 2555th day in prison: Disgraced comedian isn't seeing the funny side as he drops the soap in the showers, sources reveal
>>226159367not true, please love and respect women
>>226159357you are so weird
/pol/ has a much higher proportion of yanks than any other board. says it all really
30 fps only? add it to the list
>>226159331Gwarn lad
did the man get done and try to make up for it by poorly attacking posts at random after his brave stint shouting at the computer until it turned off
Powerful.
>>226159357Maybe hit 3 years ago (meant hot but it means both)
burning an incelcense in my smelly bedroom
Britain’s Prince Harry accuses social media companies of failing to protect children and says they can no longer be trusted to address online harms without tougher regulation
>>226159380pscr
trump loves a big beautiful bum
might watch resident evil, is it scary? I'm a big scaredy cat
>>226159366If you had efficient androgen receptors you could have lower T but lots of confidence, motivation etc.
>>226159151flared chance xl, medium firm in signature colour
>>226159401nullipara is a far more important concept and can actually be visually assessed
>>226159450Wonder how big her (his) knobbard is
finally coming to terms I will never make a fisheye lens skateboarding video accompanied with a punk soundtrack
Statistics show women prefer men with Rockstar Stubble
>>226159469heard that he (she) cut it off
>>226159401*Closes BBC porn tab*The concept of virginity was created by MEN who THOUGHT their penis were so important it changes how women are viewed!!!!
>>226159470how do you decide which avatarflag to use
>>226159470UNDERACHIEVERS
>>226159489i have a system
>>226159469she cut it off she's a full woman now that's all it takes
Leftypol sheep: Racism is baaaaa-d
>>226159469she's bad the surgery anon... no cock down there anymore...
The concept of virginity was created by MEN who THOUGHT their penis were so important it changes how women are viewed!!!!REEEEE!*Closes 50 BBC porn tabs*
>>226159469she had bottom surgery but she did a full frontal in a tv series and it was an alright size
>>226159479>>226159517ok
>>226159522Is that her now? kin ell
>>226159513scrm
>>226159367Some would say they're angels
weird
Wahey lads! Can't wait!Mad how Russel Brand isn't going to ever get to enjoy GTA6.
women and men are equal but different
all my life i've been stroking my cocki don't know what i'm doing all i know is i don't wanna stop
Cocks don't define me but when I talk about how many I've had individe the number by 7, but that's just because I'm a good girl so prude
whatever happened to that jazz jennings
>>226159444How
Leon Kennedy sex arse (for women ONLY)
beetlejuice baby
can't believe she cut off her majestic skinny 7 incher
>>226159555why is it £ irish don't use £
>>226159522Now THAT'S a woman
>>226159565The previous one looks like the sort of bloke you'd see at the jobcentre
>>226159575lost 100lb recently and is a normal weight again now
thinking about how we will be crippled by iranian and russian cyberattacks next year
>>226159578Because the receptors are what turns the testosterone into signals for your body to do things
>>2261595947 inches is plenty and women only need 4. Forgot about asscheeks before
>>226159595uh oh canspaedo caught lacking!!!
rorke is right about russell
Be honest, as a cisgender male, could you live with yourself if you lost your penis due to some injury?
>>2261596214chan will go down for months, all the gimmicks people want to post will build up, and when the site comes back up the gimmick tsunami will crash the whole lot.
done a poo now my 'rsehole hurts
>>226159627vaginas can easily accommodate 8+ inches when aroused
got ~5 weeks to find a suit for a toil christmas partynot black tie but smartthinking of going richard james in sohowhat do you reckon diego?
>>226159647Opioids
>>226159647Feels like I'll never have sex again anyway desu
listening to makeout music while not making out with anyone
Lee Mack.
>>226159647doubt I'd be that arsed nobody has seen my penis since 2013 and likely never will again
Note to self: Don't arouse any vaginas!
Simply don't understand how anyone could ever do an anal rapeWouldn't you just end up with poo all over your cock?
might become a neimoidian
>>226159672Not Diego but I got a nice one from Next
>>226159718reckon we're in a different tax bracket mate
>>226159707you shouldn't know about the neimoidians
>>226159660Still used 8 as the upper limit. What if the person arguing had an 8 inch dick? Asscheeks don't matter btw. Imagine it was a 12 inch dick, they could still fit in like 10 inches easily and it would feel good
>>226159647it would be extremely painful
>>226159672Tom Ford. Always.
>>226159711we love her on here
>>226159690um x
>>226159701the trial said there was poo and blood on the bed and he made her try to clean it up
>>226159711Wonder what it feels like to have a foot pressed onto your face haha
Thicc egghead nami cosplayer with the pengest arse standing in front of my chair at the perfect side angle for me to get a good long glance. I see you girlie
you have to hand it to gyaldemfreak it takes some effort to be the weirdest person on /brit/
>>226159754well you can't post this and gatekeep it lad come on
>>226159728>spending loads of a suit just for the Christmas partyDoes it really matter mate
>>226159759he love the gyaldem ok
POV: It's December 18th and your South Asian Hinge date insists you get into a disused phone box to escape the snowfall
>>226159759antonio is giving him some competition
A woman serving a prison sentence for sexual assault after pretending to be a man and duping a woman into a physical relationship has been found guilty of tricking another woman into a similar abusive partnership.In both cases, Blade Silvano, 44, met the women on an online dating site and falsely claimed she was a man who had served in the armed forces before meeting them in person and sexually assaulting them.Both women said Silvano tricked them into believing she was male and neither had any idea they were being deceived.Silvano was jailed in 2023 in Cambridge after a jury heard she carried out the deception using a blindfold, sex toy and a “wholly fake persona”. Silvano and her victim even became engaged as a man and woman.
>>226159733Women care more about girth than length and most don't like having their cervix smashed
>>226159783why am i on a date with a south asian man
>>226159416We need someone from the royal family to adress issues of morality and how they should affect the law. Because after all, the royals are above money, they are royals, blue bloods, gods if you will.
>>226159771well i assume i'll go to another party which requires evening dress at some point
>>226159819You're on a date with a South Asian chick from Hinge
>>226159796remember when I was around 40, back in 2002 and some woman would pretend to be a boy and nonce girls she met
>>226159791who is that is that me?
>>226159796>Blade Silvanobitch sounds like Marvel henchman
>>226159819you hit the lottery!!
>>226159783that is clearly a man
>>226159513That is a hilarious joke. Did you share it down at the pub?
>>226159809Or also put it in their butt and hit their internal organs through the pelvic floor People like almost anything if you make it mentally right for them
he didn't like that
>>226159837You're probably better off renting a decent tuxedo if it's only going to be worn once in a blue moon
'ysa
>>226159840but it's from my pov and there's a man in the phone boxi want to go home
>>226159849dont worry about it honey x
>>226159595Made the account in my home country of England. Can't change it. Don't want to lose my trophies now do I? x
>>226159595He's a fucking brit agent and I hope the ira get to him before his delivery arrives.
what we doing for remembrance gay tomorrow
>>226159864Alri Mr Hands
>>226159876POV doesn't mean exactly that anymore. It just means "situation".
rorke asking for his mulled wine to be shaken, not stirred
project indian gf winter 2026/27
>>226159885>>226159886hmm
remembrance day more like dementia day because they're all senile old farts!
>>226158698https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmgnuJgsi10i like this song
>>226159906Cringe Thinking about how they come from a hit country and winter is cold. Don't know but the winter is a good time to get a gf to cuddle
>>226159918POMFETING
shaking my bum
>>226158929me on the right
>>226159916need a tactical nuke to be dropped on them (for the crime of racemixing)
>>226159943yh they need extra blankets so make sure you're stocked up on plankets
>Thinking about how they come from a hit country and winter is cold. Don't know but the winter is a good time to get a gf to cuddlecan anybody interpret this demented esl babble
corr
you’re finished goy
>>226159970If I had sex with an Indian I'd get her pregnant in the summer so the kid is born in winter and has depression
>>226159974Didn't understand a word of this post
>people here talking about gfslmao
Get women pregnant in the winter. It's based
>>226159950that reminds me of the time me and my brother had been asking each other nonsense questions to make us laugh and one time sitting down to breakfast on a school day and he said do you ever wiggle your bum at the light and i spat all my cereal across the table at dad reading the paper
Listening to music and thinking about being nervous
>>226160013need it google translated into urdu do you
>>226159873me on the left
sipping a black tea with no milk taninberg better not do me in
*clicks fingers*Barmaid.Cider.Pint of.
>>226160003I was born in the winter and I'm a spacker
i have the radio on in the evening so it feels like im not aloneim like a dog left by their owners whove gone on holiday
>>226160022what's the problem
Got the Frasier on.
>>226160087why only the evening
>>226160086Do it again
>>226159886>Delivery arrivesAnon...
>>226160105MERCY
>>226160105dangerous and downright farcical
>>226160106i can watch the people outside my window in the morning
>>226160145why did you reply to yourself
Sex with Alyssa is only appealing if it's literally taking place the night she won the gold medal.
so tired :/
Ay mama que pasoay mama que paso https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEjTNTJsIf4
>>226160163Well that's gone now isn't it
she demonstrated such affection in a simple kiss on cheek that I knew she was the one
>>226160163she'd be sweaty
>>226160153Waits at the windowWearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the doorWho is it for?
>>226160183oh yes!
I don't like ` roy ` edish I actually hate roy
>>226160180alri nora ephron
>>226160177Well it exists in a fantasy, like all sex with Alyssa for people like us :(
>A man who raped a 10-year-old boy at a swimming pool in Austria has had his conviction overturned after judges found he may have believed the child consented.>The child reported the rape to a lifeguard and his attacker was arrested at the scene, reportedly telling officers in initial interviews that he was experiencing a “sexual emergency” after not having sex in four monthsWhy didnt Russel Brand just explain he hadnt had sex for 4months? No court could convict a man for going that long without sex could they lads?
eating walkers MAX STRONG crisps
Man Like Me were a superior version of Rizzle Kicks but both of them were white so they didn't get the attention they deserved
>>226160242always choose these in the meal deal because theyre the only ones that dont feel like half air in the packet
>>226160191ok paul
This morning, I revisited GTA IV for the first time in a while, and just now I was watching a YouTube doc on Giuliani era NYC and they nailed the vibe and overall feel.It captures the best point of the 2000s - right before smartphones & the big-tech globohomo paradigm shift. People were still the products of their families, for better or worse, and it gave them authentic character traits instead of programmed opinions. People still cherished their collections of books, cassettes, cartridges and discs - before mass digitization made them obsolete and even more attached to smart phones. Social media was in its infancy and a seemingly harmless way to express yourself. Cultures were staying in their own lane, respectfully - emo kids hated blacks and blacks hated gays, and it was okay. Even the most "socially awkward" people were still being socialized, people were still fucking, people were fighting with their fists.Anyways, the best thing you can do in GTA IV today is drive around like an NPC with perfect weather on and listen to 1979 by The Smashing Pumpkins. It's not about the open world destruction anymore, it's about finding solace in a time capsule of a better world.
>>226160241could you link the article or the case so we know you havent just made up some random ragebait
little amazon fella said he'd delivered nearly 400 parcels todaymad that init
He's the motherfuckin UMPOPS x
>>226160217dont be so negative tell us what you love
I am a bum rape survivor.
>>226160241>The perpetrator, a 20-year-old Iraqi refugee who had arrived in the country two months earlier, claimed that he was motivated by not having sex for four months and was suffering from a "sexual emergency".>At the retrial his sentence was increased to 7 years. In May 2017, the man's sentence was reduced to four years.
>>226160274Get. Him. Tipped.
lol
a century of bad decisions made by many men has unfortunately led us to living the worst timeline imaginable
>>226160263idiot from greek meaning private person. no one wants to be an idiot any more because they're all artificially intelligent
>>226159954A FLESH AND BLOODA MAIDHUUUUUMAN
>>226160305ffs i hate this shit
>>226160274just like in that Ken Loach film
>>226160293why did you reply to yourself
>>226160306yepgenuinely the worst period in human historytake away the internet and people would off themselves en masse
>>226160325Vile freak
actually a bit buzzing for this walliams doc tonight, always hated the fat cunt so excited to watch his world fall apart around him
>>226160283you cant survive something that cant kill youthats like me saying i survived my weetabix this morning
How much do you tip your Uber Eats delivery drivers? How much will you tip them over Christmas?
>>226160293Seems fair :)
>>226160354i don't buy that muck
UK makes the wrong people famous, BBC especially
>>226160339*takes away the internet*
>>226160354I tip a couple of quid if they're white. might get a fiver if I order a chinky on christmas eve
>>226160347he's not fat you're thinking of matt lucas
Why do we keep calling him Walliams? I missed the meme train on that one.
>>226160317It has bad man in it. Your innocent eyes cant view that!
>>226160087gp
Cannot imagine ever ordering Uber Eats.Simply living in a different world are those freaks who do.
>>226160354>over Christmas
Delivery apps stole the special experience of a Christmas party running out of booze so you venture out into the cold with your oneitis and as you leave the offie she steals a kiss and smiles at you
NEW>>226160434>>226160434>>226160434
>>226160372hello esl
reply to this post if you have kissed anyone at this gate
>>22616042810years later she says that she was drunk and you were her superior so actually it was rape and youre rightfully imprisoned
>>226160439shut up
>>226159765I don't have her socials unfortunately but she was true to the cosplay x
