Free Russell edition
First reply, I just broke this thread's hymen. Anyone else who posts after me is getting my sloppy seconds, my leftovers.Just remember that the first reply is the most special reply and you'll never experience this thread the way I did and this thread will never feel the way it felt about me about you.It's over, you might as well just go post on Reddit and talk about how much of a "man" you are for replying on a thread that I pump and dumped. Have fun with my scraps, cucks
>>226180847>>226181123awkward!
>>226180731Free you say?
>>226181123oh dear
>>226181123mogged
>>226182151rarity never said that
>>226182151Erm
uh oh
wouldn't it be ironic if Russell Brand was raped in prison
dogshit early yank edition about a washed up prick celebrity no one cares about is it yeah?
very depressing to think about how my little pony has a huge fandom in eastern europe, since their lives are so dull and gray that they need happy cartoon horses for escapism
Might go to the Asda tonight because I only have healthy food in and I fancy something bready and cheesy
Sexo with rarity That pony is sex sex
>>226182186he hit the purple lady with a heart stopping punch
>>226180731aside from being annoying what got he jailed for?
There will be a global drop in productivity tomorrow and Friday and we all know why
Deftones - White Pony
>>226180731Ocвoбoдитe Pacceлa Бpeндa! in brat colors
>>226182224Rapping a lady up the arse
>>226182232wanking
another hellish kafkaesque day in milton keynes then
Excluding mobile games:1994 The Elder Scrolls: Arena19951996 The Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall1997 Battlespire1998 Adventures: Redguard1999200020012002 The Elder Scrolls III: MorrowindThe Elder Scrolls III: Tribunal2003 The Elder Scrolls III: Bloodmoon2004 Travels: DawnstarTravels: Shadowkey20052006 The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion The Elder Scrolls IV: Knights of the Nine2007 The Elder Scrolls IV: Shivering Isles2008200920102011 The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim2012 The Elder Scrolls V: DawnguardThe Elder Scrolls V: HearthfireThe Elder Scrolls V: Dragonborn20132014 The Elder Scrolls: Online 20152016201720182019202020212022202320242025 The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered2026
>>226178827yes mate
>>226180731
>>226182224Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2026 22:05:49 No.226139664 ViewIn total, Brand was sentenced to:Nine years' imprisonment for anally raping a 21-year-old in 2009 at his home in LondonNine months for sexually assaulting a woman whose breasts he grabbed at a bar in London in 2004 during a birthday partyEighteen months for sexually assaulting a woman at the Choice FM studios in London in 2004 or 2005, when he grabbed her face and kissed her before touching her breasts and bottomEight months for sexual assault while working on a Channel 4 project in 2009, when he laid his head into the groin area of a woman working with him without her consent
>>226182236RUSSIAN [legal age] GIRLS ARE SO FIT ITS UNREAL
Bring me the Horizon sucks
>>226181123What are you like spaino!
1994 The Elder Scrolls: Arena19951996 The Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall1997 Battlespire1998 Adventures: Redguard1999200020012002 The Elder Scrolls III: MorrowindThe Elder Scrolls III: Tribunal2003 The Elder Scrolls III: Bloodmoon2004 Travels: DawnstarTravels: Shadowkey20052006 The Elder Scrolls IV: OblivionThe Elder Scrolls IV: Knights of the Nine2007 The Elder Scrolls IV: Shivering Isles2008200920102011 The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim2012 The Elder Scrolls V: DawnguardThe Elder Scrolls V: HearthfireThe Elder Scrolls V: DragonbornThe Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Premium Edition2013 The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Legendary Edition2014 The Elder Scrolls: Online20152016 The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Special Edition2017 The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (Nintendo Switch)The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim VR (PlayStation VR)2018 The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim VR (PC)201920202021 The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Anniversary Edition2022 The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Anniversary Edition (Nintendo Switch)The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Special Edition (GOG)The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Anniversary Edition (GOG)202320242025 The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion RemasteredThe Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Anniversary Edition (Nintendo Switch 2)2026
>>2261822481994 Arena19951996 II: Daggerfall1997 Battlespire1998 Adventures: Redguard1999–20012002 III: MorrowindIII: Tribunal2003 III: BloodmoonTravels: Stormhold2004 Travels: DawnstarTravels: Shadowkey20052006 IV: OblivionIV: Knights of the Nine2007 IV: Shivering Isles2008–20102011 V: Skyrim2012 V: DawnguardV: HearthfireV: Dragonborn20132014 Online20152016 V: Special Edition2017 LegendsV VROnline Morrowind2018 Online Summerset2019 Online Elsweyr2020 BladesOnline Greymoor2021 Online BlackwoodV Anniversary2022 Online High Isle2023 Online Necrom2024 Online Gold RoadCastles2025 IV: Oblivion RemasteredTBA VI: Sentinel
>>226182265ask for another horizon then
If you anally rape someone there will be poo on your willy
>>226182291>>226182293ok
lift that nigga wakatagakage!!! lift that nigga!!!
what if ye da watched ye na and ye ma get blacked
right for fuck sake im just back from work looking for a good time reading funny posts and some cunt is spamming shite all over the thread stop it please
>>226182301
>>226182297old wives tale
>>226182297/brit/ loading screen tips
>>226182293well yes if you want count every trash mobile spin off and MMO expansion release but that's not really an accurate portrayal is it?
1994 199519961997 1998199920002001200220032004 200520062007 20082009201020112012 I had sex 20132014201520162017201820192020202120222023202420252026
>>226182333how
>>226182344ktim but no sex in 2012
Legal age is the legal age and we should respect the law. Yes I'm agreeing with the law on that one, it's a slippery slope and women shouldn't have rights
raping a nigga at 99999999999kmph
>>226182333sputtering
>work have just sprung a presentation me to do in front of literally everyone I work withfucking gay niggers. just going to call a sicky
>>226182260...OKAY>>226182291The Дpeвниe Cвитки иcтopия
>>226182333scre
Thank God for opposable thumbs. Wanking is a pressure relief valve
20042005200620072008200920102011201220132014201520162017201820192020202120222023202420252026
2009–2012 Espanyol2013–2014 Southampton2014–2019 Tottenham Hotspur2021–2022 Paris Saint-Germain2023–2024 Chelsea2024–2026 United States2026-2027 Manchester United
You owe me sex
Any of the dayposters tell me whats going on
>>226182389gp
wanking my arse off
>>226182389masochism
>>226182378this is mental
>>226182400Sex sex
saw “your mum sells avon” scrawled on a dirty window the other day
/v/ told me this game was going to flop because of woke :/
put that fork down porky
>>2261823892014–2019 Tottenham Hotspur2021–2022 Paris Saint-Germainmad he overcame that gap in his cv but a 3 month gap in mine would mean it's over
>>2261823441998199920002001200220032004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016 I had sex201720182019 I had sex2020 I had sex2021 I had sex20222023202420252026
>>226182441That game has too much hype behind it to fail.
>>226182344big bro was born in the 90s :skull:, holy mother of all uncs.
Hello
>>226182462Could of just started at 2015 mong
19961997199819992000200120022003200420052006200720082009201020112012 20132014201520162017201820192020202120222023202420252026 haha... yeah
>>226182474hi Ian
>>226182474hi
>>226182441>what is inflation$1b is $300m in 2013
>>226182472adam you are pushing 40 and still playing with dolls
199619971998199920002001200220032004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016 I kiss a girl for the first time2017 I kiss a girl for the last timeGay fella gropes my arse non-consensually at a bar2018201920202021202220232024 Various homosexuals and transsexuals proposition me with sex at a house party, I decline them all20252026 Still waiting to ever have sex or go further than kissing
>>226182478could have*
>>226182472you desperately need a new gimmick
>>226182474niga thinking he adele
>>226182344>>226182462mine >>226182378
>>226182441this game could be the biggest pile of dogshit and it would have still made billions of dollars.Too much hype, too much brand recognition, like the minecraft movie.
>>226182472arent you like 36 now spaki?
>>226182478would imply that i was born in 2015 and had sex at one year old wouldnt italso we don't sign our posts here bud
>>226182488I am not Ian>>226182490Hi>>226182512I am not a nigga or Adele
how the fuck do you remember what year you kissed someone kek
Need an Asian milf mummy
>>226182525No it wouldn't would it stupid
>>226182534court records
1992 born1993199319941995199619971998199920002001200220032004200520062007 found 4chan2008200920102011201220132014 found /brit/2015 20162017201820192020202120222023202420252026 haha... yeah imagine a life that long and ending up here haha... who could imagine it
>>226182534Yeah you're so cool and normal Cody! Why don't you fuck off back to Facebook?
>>226182562bizarre outburst
>>226182552omdz same
>>226182441$1B in 2013 is $335B in today's money, inflation you see
lads if a girl sends lots of selfies to you unprompted does that mean she's into you (srs)
>>226182552When did all the shagging happen?
>>226182578Fuck knows
Don't remember the year I first kissed someone but I remember it :3 (I think I was like 8 years old)
>>226182578nah mate
>>226182522He's completely mindbroke you, you live in constant paranoia you're speaking to him.
>>226182535gp
hey jerrod my fricken cawks falling off jerrod president trump jagged off my cawk and now its freakin fallen off bro
>>226182599you need a serious break from this place adam
1996199719981999200020012002200320042005200620072008 I kissed a girl and I liked it
>He's completely mindbroke you, you live in constant paranoia you're speaking to him.
>>226182602sc
>>226182602s
Why did spaki get banned again? :/
>>226182578She wants you to jerk off!!!!! Go COOM
long time, no siege
yearfag loves his fuckin years
People who are into fluttershy are actually the most perverted I think
fucking hate applying for jobs. got a degree and part-time work experience but you still need to go through the hoops of explaining that shit a million times over through personal statements, individual questions, and then interviews. take me back to when work was just about doing the job and not about how well you can demonstrate "workplace skills" im autistic ffs just fuck off. already sick to death of retail i need to get in an office asap
>>226182578yes, shes expecting compliments and wants to get your attention
>>226182642Yeah but are they male or female (or a fit tranny idk)
>>226182617ummi see two mares getting reamed on the bottom
Too many simultaneous melties
>>226182642>>>/mlp/
get the feckless bames housed
1975 no one died1976 no one died1977 no one died1978 no one died1979 no one died1980 someone died1981 no one died1982 incident with the pigeon1983 no one died1984 no one died1985 no one died1986 I mean I could go on
>>226182660>>>/int/cum/
I’m ivy when im on deadlock
>>226182655alri al gore
bins go out tonight
rorke assuming the lotus position beneath the shade of a tree and vowing not to move until he has achieved enlightenment
>>226182664based Day Today enjoyer
>>226182680no they don't you bloody fool
>>226182668Done that yank
>>226182646I work in accommodation, and it's miserable, basically already accepted that I need to go back to college next year, but at least I have a good 50k in the bank from toiling over the past few years.
>>226182680bins go out more than I
>>226182678fuckign roaring
>>226182646I sent over 150 applications this year before landing an apprenticeship that is completely unrelated to my degree
Ricky Gervais
бpaт
get my arse raped
guys just be neets
applied to <10 jobs and got a 70k grad role :)
got a job in the poo mines
>>226182668right that's me done
>>226182686rorke's da wanking on all fours
>>226182715Women want to put collars on men and men in cages ** **
Why don't you learn a musical instrument?It could be fun!
Reckon Russell Brand will be out by Christmas
>>226182712When your mate Patrick asks what time you're meeting for a pint
Tyson!Cock a ten, cock a nine,Cock a penny for the rhyme[The Twilight Sad - look for it](Miserable little shit, when I'm back sink the needle so far in that you see life fade on the camera, that 'er your little pigeons in their plume may strut in, pick at kernels, and shuttle feather's, to report to you, in your abysmal horror! that insanity itself n'er dwelt among such a human slave as this. I know one of you idiots - perhaps a moron - reports such things, so glide amply in confusion, O swift of my heart, and like the phoenix from the ashes I'll rise!You're a fucking moron mate, who the fuck types like this if they're actually mad. Suicide isn't a fantasy. If an accident occurs, people will know. Your staff were deliberately walked through how to perform a sedation)Adieu all, banishment hence, the asylum calls, there to dwell crazed Macbeth!
>>226182702* Also I graduated top of my class, and have an MSt
leftypol assuming the lotus position to get rogered up his shitpipe by his trans gf
>>226182708Pики riquiqui Жepвaйc "Изoбpeтeниe лжи"Джeннифep ГAPHEP
the great british gape off
https://www.tiktok.com/@zhen4eg_4/video/7630847140159327496
>>226182772what
What do women get out of sucking on a cock
Freeman Way, btw
>>226182678SCREAMING
>>226182795a fiver if its your mum
Rorke: protect our women and childrenAlso Rorke: free rapist Russell Brand
>>226182795a tenner in soho
>>226182795not sure but your mum loves slobbering on mine
>>226182795Not you
>>226182795pleasing their partnerintimacy involves more than just getting your rocks off as quickly as possible
https://www.tiktok.com/@601.wynne/video/7678129435471613214
spitroasting my own arse and mouth
I hurt myself today okay
Not a weeb just find Japanese women more attractive than other orientals.
cody bro im todally fricken drunk dude i had like 4 bud lights i think my fricken livers failing yo
>>226182795dunno mate, maybe ask mum
I think of you still.You will never see this.From all of us, thank you.
Ricky GervaisJonathan RossNoel Fielding Joe CornishStephen Fry
>>226182810ScreamingThey do be hypocrites don't they
don't want to die but am very much not enjoying life
>>226182751Me when Choli XCX decides to launch the best album of the best decade as a supporting act to her cookware marketer career and I don't have that brat wall gif rn for this particular occasion
who would even want a warm wet hard throbbing pulsating piece of flesh entering their mouth their tongue wrapping around it, the scent of it entering their nostrils that meaty stick hitting the back of the throat that sensation flooding your brain with endorphins the moans of the man yearning with desire the grabbing of the head as he holds on for dear life and releases life's nectar. Wait what's going on here
>>226182869how can we sure stephen merchant wasnt up to the same stuff as brand was
>>226182810apples and oranges
>>226182751when you have a speech impediment and you try to brag about your abs
>>226182869>Ricky GervaisHorrible prick of a human being but not a sex offender imo>Jonathan RossProbably a sex offender >Noel FieldingProbably a sex offender >Joe CornishNever even heard of this nigga >Stephen FryRight well we all know what he's into but he smartly chose to marry a barely legal twinkle, don't think he'd ever actually break the law
>>226182907it's a matter of public record
I remember at the start of Covid Russell Brand was doing anti capitalist youtube videos but then pivoted to right wing grifting and conspiracy theories and then when he was outed as a rapist he became a Christian lmao
Ah yes, I'll follow a report to see where it goes (Pulitzer Winning Prize Journalist - circa 2027
kek remember those stephen fry gay sex posts. dont even know what i would type to find one
>>226182913Чяpли КCКCКC - apple
leftypol: I dont like that please stoprorke: *does a smelly poo on bed sheets*
>>226182772why is gervais "Жepвaйc"but jennifer is "Джeннифep" when both are doing the dz anyway
>>226182889who said you were supposed to enjoy it
>>226182920Twink autocorrected to twinkle what a gay phone posting mistake ffs
>>226182920think stephen fry was arrested as a youth for something. could be wrong
>>226182913How so?
Newspaper title headline: The Idiot They Couldn't Kill
It's 100% Joe Lycett.
just ate a stupid amount of watermleonall the vitamins, l-citrulline and hydration will make me feel like a superhero at gymtoil later on
>>226182953one precocious tv man is not the same as 9 gorillion rapey bames with no identification roaming the streets
https://www.tiktok.com/@lockinwithlingling/video/7706552045356010774
moskva narodny banka
https://youtu.be/xqYFU1_SiBo
>>226182389/mug/ kino
all sex is rape
yo cody i'm having a hard addack
I know it's a joke but it is funny to imagine people genuinely being paranoid that every personality and gimmick is a mildly annoying blogposter who left in 2023
>>226182952Yes he was arrested in 1985 at age 17 for credit card fraudHe found a coat in a pub, searched the pockets and found a credit card which he then stole and used for a spending spree, staying in fancy hotels, eating fancy meals etc
When Rorke says protect our women and children he just means he wants first dibs on raping women
>>226183004what a piece of shit
>>226182472Bruhhhhhh
he's still here>>226182998
https://youtu.be/YsG5jKQmUlM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCZuYS-9qawBilly Idol, nonce or just a rockstar?
>>226182977Both are rapists though.Is Rorke saying rape is ok if it's one man from TV?
yo cody you gotta try out these deep fried budder sticks maan they're fricking gnarly dude
yes, please continue posting links that I'm never going to click
>>226183042i could care less. look in the meer
>>226182795women like being submissive so kneeling down and sucking a guy's cock activates their neuronsalso if they like the guy then they want to make him happy and what better way to do that than a blowie
>>226182944sounds better
>>226183026he's unwell
>>226183054https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbkgmxrsoqw
>>226182994second time ive seen this gimmick with another word that we always use the hard T sound for
>>226183039rape is just a loaded word with a lot of different contextual meaningsthere is a material difference between being consensually in the sack and unconsensually putting it in the bum (not saying that's not rape), and literally dragging a girl off the street for rape
>>226183026>>226183068Do you actually believe everyone is spaki though?
Weed is legal basically everywhere in the first world apart from the UK and Japan at this point
>>226183004yeah that was it. dodgy yid probably got buggered silly at borstal
@grok Spaino just died confirm this news
>>226183085no
>>226183087it is legal if you go the medical route
nth for the baddiedem
spaincunt's mossad handler: >>226183085
Would pay to see a Christopher Vs Peter Hitchens wrestling match Settle it in the ring boys
"last one on drugs is a queer", shouts Portillo
>>226183087so the first world is just uk, japan, us, germany?
>>226183081have some fucking respect his ticker is busted
kitchen has a faint smell of dogshit but cant see it anywhere and theres none on my shoes
>>226183123>Christopheruhh.. mate..
Mad how good jamiroquai are
>>226183082Rorke desperate to save his fake Christian hero
>>226183123Christopher already lost to the Undertaker
remember when spainfreak fantasised about the ryanair music
>>226183169he actually did you there tbf
>>226183149think it's your upper lip
>>226183137yeah + china. thats why theyre all top 5 in nominal gdp
*stands up raising a glass of port*gentlemen, the King
there are more drugs here than in all of europe and everyone on drugs makes no sense none of it is legal there's no reason most of it is illegal they should just make them all legal
>>226183193retard
Russians love The Prodigy
In 1997 UK had a bigger GDP than India and china combined
leftypol desperate to defend nameless rapist immigrants
>>226183172Genuinely no. Why would we?
cody hunter and creg on a road trip to visit 747 evergreen terrace
nth for the gyaldem
>>226183181No you didn't
Hey come here I'm going to stick this pen up your razzoo
>>226183237scr
I hurt myself todayTo see if I still feelI focus on the pain The only thing that's realThe needle tears a hole The old familiar stingTry to kill it all away But I remember everything What have I become,My sweetest friend?Everyone I knowGoes away in the endAnd you can have it all My empire of dirtI will let you downI will make you hurt
>>226183220in 1997 you were a fat smelly virgin, and you still are
>>226183243he did. you had no response. got all flustered lol
>>226183213I love the prodigy for a different reasonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-glfH_Z-FM
do girls get depression when they get married/pregnant and every guy at toil or elsewhere loses interest
>>226183220yeah because hong kong was part of the uk then
>>226183237roar
failed to keep it together at toil, was definitely visibly seething and having an internal melty. we go again tomorrow
polish: sczkrąm
>>226183274dont know im wasting away working from home
Britain is a fucking shitholeGrim country, everywhere is built up and looks the sameAwful peopleTerrible foodBiomass everywhereLitter everywhereShit weather
anki toil
>>226183280no you didn't. it was all in your head . no one cares and they still like you
>>226183283slavic languages with latin alphabets are stupid
>>226183253Half the people on this site probably weren't born then. Not me, sat at my computer playing red alert, constructor, sim city 2K, sim tower, theme hospital, dungeon keeper and so many other classics I've forgotten about
>>226183303don't like it leave ok
>>226183280ktim every day for the last 4 years. loathe it all and cant hide it. what do you do for work?
>>226183269What's the point of responding? You are saying you want to protect women and children from rape but when women are raped by a white man then rape is nuanced and the women raped by Brand weren't raped and don't need protecting
>>226183319i already said it wasnt me.
https://www.tiktok.com/@aep80psecret/video/7697317639416188192
>>226183308it's easy, most words are as if they're written phonetically by a toddler
>>226183243he did tbf
>>226183336your life is abysmal
>>226183237lmao
Rest assured this will be the 31st time we've attempted a market solution to climate change and we've become exceedingly efficient at it
Apparently nowadays women upload audio of them wanking and upload it to youtube as asmr
This shithole is like Eastern Europe but with hordes of wogs
>>226183339yep hilarious how wifi password language is more phonetically consistent than english
>>226183316code monkey for a bullshit betting company
>>226183360so not like eastern europe then
>>226183331Of course. When you had no response to what I said, out of nowhere, an anon came in to defend his honour while the original responder has disappeared
>>226183353hs?
the words "done him" used to mean something.now people will just say it in reply to themselves to try and astroturf consensusmakes me sick.
Leftypol: protect our women and childrenAlso leftypol: migrants welcome
savoury pancake for tea
>>226183358hawk truah, capitalism always fails yet our governments keep trying it, people keep voting for itIt's a planet of retards we live on
>>226183386donemong cope
>>226183360Would much prefer living in Eastern Europe at this point
>>226183359>nowadays
>>226183386yeah well you smell poopy
>>226183406done him
Toil would be comfy if there wasn't one woman there whom I have a crush on.My heart literally beats out of my chest every time I interact with her.
>>226183426I did didn't I
>>226183380Done him
>>226183380not really. just felt he'd done you based on your seething reply to his measured post. stop replying to me and send your proper response to him. i dont really care
where’s chuddy malone?
>>226183424absolutely done him sent that smelly runt into the stratosphere
>>226183406raped that freak so hard he died from internal bleeding and reincarnated into yet another specky mong that gets done on /brit/ all day
whatever happened to Joe Pasquale?
GTA 6 is out tomorrow
touching the cat inappropriately
>>226183527done that gimp
>>226183512leave it alone
hate people who act like the west is superior because of democracy. democracy isn't even the most salient characteristic. liberalism is. it's a liberal democracy. you're a liberal. and liberalism is opposed to majoritarianism honestly you have to respect people who are instead just like don't like em cause they're brown and yellow because that's really what the liberal wants to say
>>226183512die. die horribly. evil bastard. I hope the police trace you down and you never leave prison
>>226183430you must give in to the toilfu, for she is a force that cannot be reckoned with
>>226183483no it isnt
>>226183554Yes it's out on Thursday
>>226183536For me, it's praising democracy and then electing a bunch of nonces
duuuuuuuuuuuuude jequavious mohammed just threw a wicked spiral to that other frickin dude
>>226183584thursday next weeki couldnt care less about it and even i know this
>>226176922>>226176922>>226176922
is cody a demonrat or a rethuglican?
the people let the candidate speak for them but the candidate wants to hear the voice of the people for legitimacy so you end up in a situation where no one can speak and in that silence god speaks
>>226183651in that silence ian says hello
>>226183692>>226183692>>226183692
>>226183237>age filter>eye nerf
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