Little Britain edition
what would you do if rorke raped you
Sir David Walliams sub edition
don't like this edition
>>226185337basically Tim's life
>>226185365yeah I know
Cheeky Hawaiian bbq for lunch isn't it
>>226185383ok
The thing about pooners is that they’re far more mentally ill than troons but everyone seems to ignore it because they’re biofems
>>226185419i would suck her cock
>>226185419get new content pussyleast post teh webm
sick again
>>226185419would suck his man tits
>>226185337Always assumed it'd be the fat gay doing heinous stuff desu
>>226185416Pooners can pass as men easily with little effort yet many still choose to look like freaks or not both at allMale to female trannies often end up looking like freaks due to genetic factors no matter how hard they try
>>226185437probably due to your terrible life decisions
>>226185437Shouldn't have sucked them cocks at the rave should you.
>>226185437don't care tranny freak
Welcome to the insanity of unreason.https://youtu.be/yl-Ms_ek-kEI would turn this universe into his sepulchre, had he lived to see the day I talk a word most strange.
Look in the mirror. You're black now rorke.
The merry pluck of war does hang us all
>>226185452Basically yeah. Pooners are socialised as women and therefore they see masculinity as a negative and therefore go out of their way to totally avoid being masculine.It’s certainly odd.
Anyone been done in for watching face sitting porn yet
>>226185514You're Irish what's it to you Paddy
Jasmine looking cute in her jimjams
>My older siblings both go to two top grammar schools. I might not get a place. My mum and I are documenting my journey.>Account managed by mum.that kid looks miserable at least with ruby she wanted to do it herself because she's insane it was not her mum forcing her to for tiktok clout
>>226185462not really>>226185464i wish>>226185473be nice ok
Imagine getting done for 20 months by some ponce cunt wearing a wig and likely a child molestor.
>>226185445hes jewish
>>226185416lol noboth are utterly fucking deranged
nth for the gyaldem
What's the deal with Mormons thenI always get Jehovah's Witnesses at my door but never Mormons
Corr
>>226185538sex ok
is roobz back in oxford yet
>>226185550grrrr this AI ragebait has filled me with rage!
remember when all those homosexuals contracted monkeypox
>>226185550Good. Fuck Rorke.
It's called having principles.
Rorke drinking Barrs cream sodaLeftypol drinking Ting
i'm an ai
>>226185604nope she's still at home still in the childhood bedroom
>>226185580what's the most niche thing you know about this one?
>>226185610the old arse scranning virus
>>226185483tune
>>226185629I'm not.
>>226185580belle was 20 years ago grow up niggatwomad would tell you the same thing and he fucked her
>>226185610called mpox nowthe m is for monkey
got no cleans pants will have to go into work with smelly ones
>>226185607https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvpxDufS7Gw*
After unprotected anal sex the gay bottom / woman has to fart the cum out their arsehow pathetic and humiliating Bottoms really do have it worse than tops in every way
>>226185714ok
>>226185670birds love a bit of musk get them pheromones going
>>226185714>he doesnt know how to absorb cum
>>226185714i would love to watch my gf do that
Rorke watching the fall of western civilization, 2026
horse
the foids have won
fucking depressed might go get some cans and go fuck up mode
Computer says nooooo
just got trapped in minecraft parkour civilisation
>>226185816how so
these two brown hunnies would get it
>>226185831shut up niggggaaaaaaaaa!!!!
Death's other chamber (A biology lesson, perhaps)
>>226185639prefer not to say>>226185657dat nigga dead(RIP), OD on some shit. I wasn't on egirls during belle's prime. manure getting battered 7-0 and puppiwi shitting on soogs trending on my TL was my awakening
The YooKay
Might as well worship the Sun, at least it's real and actually sustains life, grants me energy. Just imagine the world if Sun worship replaced Christianity.It would be Solar, brilliant and incandescent
>>226185858lmao what a fucking retard manlet
me? an unlovable freak
>>226185864right yes left no
https://youtu.be/MXNbfU0Ww_E
So lads, what disaster is imminent that we and the rest of the world need to be ready for?
how can she slap
>>226185497>"Rorke Turns Black">It's Always Sunny theme plays
i deserve a brown gf okis that too much to ask for
Tonight's slop de goyim
hate my life and want to die
>>226185949processed porkis so grim
>>226185934EE 4G internet went down before and I thought it was the start of the massive hack
>>226185926fair enough
1 win by death 12 losses by disqualification
I need a little bit of bass
Rope is about £20 at B&QNobody checks.
>>226185949good spread
https://voca.ro/1gJaUaamM6HT
>>226185890Your life is so fucking pathetic. Do everyone here a favour and hang yourself
If rorke woke up as a black woman he'd stop being racist and sexist pretty quick
Launch Scuds at foids
https://www.tiktok.com/@britishmilitary_i7c/video/7678610138101583125
>>226186043If rorke woke up as a black woman he'd have a yeast infection within 2 hours
>>226185949Posh bastard you are mate
>>226185890sad little man
>>226185949Good haul that lad x
I'LL TAKE YOUR BRAIN TO ANOTHER DIMENSIONhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4eav7dFvc8
cooking up last weeks frozen stew and it's lush n all
unprompted racism vocaroo
english tranny in a celtic shirtirish tranny in a rangers shirt
>>226186041imma stick round
is matt lucas a nonce too
do you understand quantum mechanics and astronomy?
This and a double whiskey.Don't need no more.
whatever happened to gorillaz
>>226186118incel
my mum is just not good at cooking. sorry mum
>>226186134that looks shit!
https://voca.ro/1aPLQVwv5qTx
>>226186154i was only asking
>>226186127yeah completed it
Here we go againWe're on the road again
>>226186160*yawns loudly in your face and walks away*
>>226186134uploading this to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Runtslop_(food)
>>226186160did you get bullied off of /pol/ and /cum/ you nasally little freak
3 way looms
>>226185890shut the fuck up you paedo creep/brit/ is a milf thread
Luv are LucyHull's farnest rerse
>>226185419Since when did the yh... bloke have tits?
Gigi Murin
>>226186201Based(Yes I would)
>>226186150Still popular. Did a big tour earlier this year
>>226186150he like it banana ok
Get every single one of these watchedhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/group/m00290t2
I'm going to put in real effort into having sex with 20 year old womenthis is my 2027 /brit/ pledge
>>226186227How gay do you have to be to report that Just politely decline if you’re not interested and move on
Destroy foids with B61 nukes
oh lawd its dem rangs of powah
it cold
>>226186134lol what are those smiley faces
>>226186214GI MURIIIIIIIN
>>226186256she looks like a draugr from skyrim mate
>>226186245you are an old man living in a young man's body
>>226186278frost is alleged
>>226186288Literally a gay boy
>>226186298Not a young man anymore
she like it banana ok
>>226186245i can't i don't have a tv licence and thus it would be illegal for me to watch content on iplayer
>>226186195Why would you watch vtubers? At least use AI that RPs as an anime girl, why would you want to watch a woman (likely fat and ugly) voice a poorly animated one playing games?
>>226185949>slop de goyimlove this
>>226186201poor stunted boy wants to raped by an olg hag, freak
russell brand felt a girls tits and then they had sex. the courts determined that the feeling up was sex assault but the sex wasn't rape . but if the sex was consensual then the feeling up is just foreplayhow's that work then. kangaroo court. make it make sense
>>226186288You’re clearly going blind
>>226186134macaroni cheese is grim
>>226186245seen that bomb disposal one, porridge and most of man alive (gale is dead is rough)
anyone want to bugger my arse
Just ordered some KFC
>>226186360don't give a shit
>>226186359Cor I've always been into older women.
>>226186388see >>226186390
>>226186381looksmaxxers are more mentally ill than tranniesthey are very similar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b7xEYhOJQ4
no takers on my arse then
>>226186279Yankbergs don't have potato smiley faces?What about turkey dinosaurs?
>>226186359None of these women will ever acknowledge you without receiving money first.>>226186227Based. Also would.
milves, is it
The sort of things some of you choose to obsess over are utterly mind boggling
mum was having a melty over her own mess so i told her to calm down and she flipped her lidwomen are mental
This poopy Indian had a massive meltdown on /sp/
>>226186339I thought this deserved at least one (you)
>>226186443Something sinister about this foid
>>226186433We have both of those things
>>226186443my cock would detonate well before contact was made
>>226186451>poopy Indiandoesn't narrow it down very much
nth for the "nigga"dem
>>226186443coring hell
>>226186451yeah? keep it on /sp/ mate.
>>226186186You can't be bullied by some text on a screen you weasel runt.
>>226186443leo sayer is looking good
>>226185048rorke won't like this
Currently play crimson desert
>>226186433Maybe? I don't eat much frozen or processed food tbf.
>>226186507Hahaha tickled me that
bust holes
Tom just found out Belle Dingle's been getting jeeted while he was in prison
>>226186345AI can't banter like humans and well the gaffs let the streamer's personality shine. some vtubers are better gamers than others, there's something for all sorts in the medium. in holo EN gigi is one of the better gamers and cc is the best yapper. together they bring the best out of each other and are peak of holo EN right now
This patient in the psychward had a schizo meltie and broke the coffee machine
jail them
For me? It's Schahrzad Morgan aka Raven Hawthorne
>>226186554you're fucking kidding
Rorke on a madnesshttps://x.com/etoile__sombre/status/2120247320193421362
megaan the stallon is bouncing on harry potter's knob
>>226186554not Belle Dingle!!!
>>226186569charlie kirk was a russell brand?
>>226186053s
>>226186598
>>226186629>this year
>>226186611its a disgrace
>>226186569"i never thought the leopards would eat my face" says woman who voted for the 'leopards eating people's faces' party
>>226186569Women crave Rorke penis so badly they're now hallucinating being raped by it. Oh dear, there's just not enough Rorke cock to satisfy every horny woman that craves it.
what food should i eat today
got the fresh prince of bel air on
bought some nice sweet treats that i'm going to go eat in bed
>>226186703a knuckle sandwich
>>226186725ye a moose knuckle sandwich
>>226186675
>>226186725
women are saying remembrance day is sexist because it only talks about the men of war
Im a diagnosed sociopath
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIrHfzAi8xg
>>226186703a penis sandwich
>>226186767u should feel bad about the people you fucked over
>>226186642LUCKY BASTAAAAARD
might watch the new fallow on youtube
>>226186767
hmmm
>>226186786based drunken take on extras
>>226186816that isnt the new onealso ive got a table booked at their place in december
swedish incel posting a tranny? not surprised
>>226186828Most masculine Russian man
>>226186828needs to be arrested
>>226186691how can mong foids make statements like this, looking like that
>>226186828was waiting for the black dude on the bed
Fried Asian shrimp from a restaurant >Delicious Literally any other kind of shrimp >Vomit inducing Why?
trannies? In my /brit/?
>>226186855you couldn't get a reservation at a brewers fayre, pipe down
>>226186914they're sea bugs
>>226186924>reservationFOY
>>226186889That's a man. The fact that he's more beautiful and feminine than most women is a testament to how grotesque most women are, not a detriment to him personally.
>>226186914you mean tempura? you’re a yank that only likes deep fried things, plastic cheese and sugar
>>226186767evil cluster b
i'm a man
>>226186569>be a foid>join the incel chud "we hate women" organisation >get raped >"how could this happen??? :0"
i hate the foids and i hate the moids
>>226186956>Chris Watts' gay prison sex revealed: Guards catch killer dad and fellow inmate... sordid scene is discovered in cell... and insiders leak his letters to harem of young men who 'will do anything'Did he kill his family because he was a bender?
>>226186943in the words of saint diego, how so?reservation, the act of reserving a table, what's yankified about that?
>>226186957>draws a large circle around all of them labelled ‘woman’
>>226186956are you going to wank to this later or something? why post it
>>226186951I've tried making shrimp a variety of ways at home, sauteed in scampi, or breaded and fried, even shrimp burger ala Japanese style. Was immensely dissatisfied each time, just tastes like rubber.
>>226187003Dunno, just sounded weird, why didn't you say 'book a table'?
>>226187001chris watts' first murder was his mistresses asshe tore that shit up
Respect Orders are now in force. Persistent offenders of anti-social behaviour face tough restrictions and could be ordered to tackle the root causes of their behaviour, including through drug or alcohol treatment and anger-management courses.
finally getting a hold on my major depression
>>226187001He had anal sex with his mistress. Not a giant leap to anal sex with men.
>>226186957all me
>>226186924my booking is at the chefs counter so we'll be able to see all the action then im going to see the fallow lads and tell them about you and laugh
>>226187027ok but you are a yank though you can’t deny that
any ten fingers ten toes man in?
There needs to be a rape gang inquiry in the US. Hundreds of thousands of white women have been raped by blacks since the 1960s but yanks don't care??
rorke converting to judaism
>>226187063will and jack will see RIGHT THROUGH youfucking poserliving off russel brand burgers
Twilight Princess is still the best Zelda game
i wonder what yank leftypol thinks about those muslims in dearborn voting away all the bender flags
>>226187066And you're a spaki cunt pretending he's in Spain like the other spaki cunt pretending he's in Ethiopia. Fuck off.
>>226187093right well that's a link to CP
tempted to bradleypost in other boards and then link to it here and be like "oh no le brit is leaking!!!"
>>226187051>Not a giant leap to anal sex with men.
Ava Lovelace something preventing me from clicking a link
>>226187112meltdown!
>>226187129that's innovativeyou'll play well here
russel brad
>>226187129Ada Lovelace, actually.
>>226187159brandley walsh
>>226187071I'm more of a one finger, one thumb, one arm, one leg man
Just an extremely big fan of posting on /brit/ during the cold monthsHeating on, can of beerPeng.
In the beginning was the word.And that word?Coronation Street.
Iran is literally the embodiment of Plato's republic.Philosopher King guardians ruling with a firm but fair fist over a producer class.
T
>>226187151VPN flags are obese bald incels every time
The old man in the psychward is calling everyone dirty pakis even though no one here is brown
are grimes
>>226187245yank newfag /pol/tard having a melty
>>226187248where meg
what christmas presents do you even get for a 19 year old girlhate buying for my brother's children because I don't really know them much anymore, but at least for my nephew it's easy
>>226187272mental how elon musk coated her meat purse with his spaff
>>226187272she presents an alternative/radical/chic look but she's really just a prostitutehate this type of foid
suppose we'll be voting for gimmick if the year soon then
>>226187279massive suction cup dildo
>>226187279you could try asking her
>>226187276I'm not. You're a low T beta male who wishes he made men mad online. Sort that out clueless cunt n
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>>226187279BLACKED lingerie set
lil bro crashing out lol
[my arse is blacked impotently]
launch hypersonic missiles at foids
hello i speak 3 languages
thought this walliams guy was a so called poofter
>>226187311what a year it's been
>>226187321frothing at the mouth so bad the /pol/tard’s fingers instinctively went to n
mental how shit pokemon isan idea like that and they are still making turn based cockfighting games with ps2 graphics in 2026but apparently people buy them so what do i know
I'm not here
>>226187047gwarn lad
congratulation to Ian for winning my vote for gimmick of the year
noticing a distinct increase in the use of "foid" in /brit/ latelyvery positive sign
this thread is ATOL protected
a responsibility, shirked.
>dont mess with Albanians because you’re risking death you full know we are for real gang gang gang
you can only save 1/3
>>226187386how is that positive
2 bottles down ladsWhen does it stop
drinking bedtime milk ok
Kosovo, a 97% Muslim country, elected a Catholic woman as their PMBut rorke told me muslims hated everyone else???
>>226187315kind of ruins the christmas surprise if people know what they've got, no?>>226187314be a bit awkward if I got her the same thing I got her mum haha
>>226187399>tfw put in a claim after witness multiple instances of gay porn being posted by an Australian
>>226187435mad how he was supposed to die on 9/11
>>226187432three bottles
>>226187459Yellow Tail perhaps
PIP case finally got appealed and I won!
>>226187431women are evil
herrup quotote; people, arm. he're seeeelllmmiiinng in the rape
legendhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/ckp8g8p4myv8o
When i'm feeling blue I hug my dog and it helps take the pain away, if only for a moment
>>226187487New
>>226187474your mum maybe
>>226187473cor let's fucking go king you are one of the top earners in our country now
>>226187448ask her dad what she'd like
he like it pip appeal facebook group
>>226187473ppl will not like this
>>226187473We think you're sad.
NEW >>226187476>>226187476>>226187476
>>226187480
>>226187473When did you have your initial assessment? I need to appeal mine too. Any tips on how to succeed?Congrats btw
>>226187480chinese killdozer
>>226187473bruv thats Personal Independence Prizemoney
>>226187473zased
>>226187473posted it again award
24 and wearing my uni hoodie award
