tesco "chigga" edition
`Mouse` funny
hi
I need to gain a clue sharpish
>>226191007I mean the falklands really should be Argentenian shoulnt they?
>>226191032sex you
Kubrick's Lolita poster.
your stupid little animal brain can't tell the difference between connecting with a friend and reading /brit/ posts LOL
I will acquire a `gf` in 2027 ok
sex to meet you
>>226191045i can tell the difference ok
do the mario
>>226190905western women have nothing to gain from being honeypots, first theyd have to be glowies, theyre already making a good living, and if theyre caught in some country like russia or china theyd be tortured and killed for no recognition or a chance to even be rescued. then youre left with hiring actual whores who know nothing of state craft who are unreliable and likely will get caught/killed fast anyway. where in commie/back water countries there are so many levers you can force someone to be a honeypot, blackmail, coercion from the many government tools at its disposal, where women have everything to gain from cooperating with the state and they can make anyone do it, where in the west you can only make actual glowies do this because its so high risk, you cant force a western corpo woman to do this either because she'd just go to a different country
>>226191048maybe start with an imaginary one, like baby steps
quick scan of the thread and it looks dreadful. im out
When you're on Discord with the lads do you use push to talk?
>>226191045i can tell i just have nothing better ok
doing the `Freddy Fasbear` dance
6 horses ^°^7th heaven. 9 roses
>>226191079i will just wank to blacked instead ok
>>226191103bladee lyrics type post
>>226191068
>>226191048R9K posters will never find girlfriends
>>226191114scr gp ok
Gimmick of the Year? For me it's Portillo Summer.
In the fields where poppies grow,Seed by seed, row by row
>>226191123Ok good thing I don't post there...another step closer
>>226191134Ok omw
>>226191134who cares mate
>>226191077it's interesting to think about.i imagine something similar happened with those north korean hackers that stole billions in bitcoin.In a western country smart computer guys would just go work for google or whatever and make 7 figure salaries, but in a totalitarian nation like north korea the state has full power to have them doing things like this.
he's posted the man with no ears again has he?
We despise you
fuck you cunt!
Everyone ITT loves mousey
* lives on a phone for twenty dollars a second
>>226191195we hate him in here ok
Live a good life
Certain /brit/ man saw Artie Ziff as the blueprint rather than Homer J
just why do big dogs die so quicklywhat's stopping them from breeding a great dane with life expectancy of a chihuahua
OhA gray
is mousey still alive or has he succumbed to his chronic aids
Hope you're safe and if you are don't ever see me again
my life a story
Sent a former coworker a pretty unhinged set of texts last night and then blocked him #winning
>>226191261
An end
No poppies
What was her name?
How do you make your voice deeper?
Queer.
Ok I'm not sitting in the thread at dead hours with the auto refresh broken
>>226191314Flat is justice
https://youtu.be/9Fz6Ffv_RFQ
>>226191312my voice is too deep due to autism
I'd smash that 50yo married milf pussy too jensen
zaz sultanah sex arse
Comical
>>226191340barbamians at the gates (1635)
>>226191239>Marge, I would appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone about my busy hands. Not so much for myself, but I am so respected, it would damage the town to hear it.God I love old simpsons
>>226191340i was just thinking yesterday it’s weird how his carers are never in his photoswonder how long before he accidentally gets a picture of them smacking him or stealing his stuff and it makes the news
In the room where women come and go, talking of Michaelangelo
bame clunge
poo
>>226191400need this
Macbeth
One each. What you having
your mum is rubbish in bedand you have a rubbish willy
Oh, I actually need to do something with my lifeHow interesting
>>226191411not pictured but everyone always leaves the strawberry flavoured ones and they’re my favourite
>>226191411Plain chocolate miniature for me. There's only one in the tub too.
>>226191417that's not what your mum said last night
Men aren't allowed to have sex with women Men aren't allowed to talk to women (just barking)Men are to be at home on UBI o algo while the woman works and he will nap and eat boy kibble This is the future women want
>>226191411ill have an orange and i demand to put the wrapper back in the tub
so i this idea... a post. a post so vulgar, so crude. A gemerald. It had it all. It encapsulated the entire human experience. The you's would have poured in like a floodwave. Then I thought of the big man up stairs. Would he be laughing? No.... no he would not. He wouldn't appreciate me posting it.
>>226191435grow up mousefreak
>>226191411Caramel keg. Peng
In the darkI tell them all
>>226191411hazel in caramel i reckon lad but these look old as fuck jimmy savile bait
The Asian Fanny
>>226191445
skyrim belongs to the nordsget them the FUCK out
>>226191426>>226191427Here is your soulless product peasant
Jonathan Ross and Ricky Gervais be like "we knew nothing!!"Nigga a 40 year old friend of yours was bring 17 year olds on his fucking nights out with you, you're all in on it
>>226191443I NEED it
just backspaced a postit was funnier in my head
>>226191464I realise one night out with people 20years ago was probably a major event in your life but most people its very mundane and forgettable
>>226191464So what I need a gf who's that age
Andrew
>>226191464Ricky Gervais
>>226191464legal, innit
>>226191464jonathan woss looking into the future in this photo
>>226191480scream
>>226191480If you're 40 and you're bringing 17 year olds out you're an utter freak. No doubt you're a nonce which is why you're defending it.
In the room where women come and go, talking of Michaelangelo >>226191482
>>226191400hi
where`s 190
remember the xfm shows where karl was complaining to ricky about ross getting his knob out all the time his days are numbered i reckon
>>226191480absolutely bodied that cunt
>>226191464Cor the girl on the right is so fit
>>226191508Ricky also used to do that
the thalmor use redguards as a biological weapon
>>226191507linking a chungers
Andrew WindsorJimmy SavileGary Glitter Ian WatkinsRolf HarrisRussel Brand David WalliamsJonathan Ross Ricky Gervais
"if you're 40 and bringing home 17 year olds in the UK it is"
OhAnother gray
A politician in Kofu, Japan, may be under investigation for questioning the gender identity of a 79-year-old trans activist who gives lectures to students while wearing miniskirts.
>>226191567
>>226191563They're called Zeta-Reticulans mate
https://tardis.wiki/wiki/Ned_Cotton>Ned Cotton was a London nightwatchman in 1702. He attempted to force himself on Hannah Fry, but was interrupted by Turlough.>Main actor: David Walliams
Any of you lads shop at m&s? Got their stollen slice here, mental how much better it is than the rest of the supermarket stollen
>Great BritainI'd just like to interject for a moment.What you're referring to as "Great Britain" is actually the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, comprised of England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland.Great Britain (so named for being the largest of the British isles) is not a nation unto itself, but a landmass containing some but not all of the nations comprising the United Kingdom.Referring to the UK as "Great Britain" is therefore incorrect, in exactly the same manner that referring to the nation of Japan as "Honshu" would be.
>>226191567imagine if he did this in court
And another
>>226191552brand isn’t really in the same league as ian watkins to be fair
>>226191464A Guardian journalist was there too despite the Guardian being the ones who exposed him
>>226191590Rape is rape
>>226191589Are you in the grey squirrel farm or something
>>226191501David wailliams was 32 here
>>226191603no raping babies is worse
>>226191508He even gets it out in one episode ok
God, this is good!
um
ummington
>>226191629STFU
>>226191614Mogs me
Friday: Diego speaks on Brand and Walliams. Exclusive to /brit/. Be here.
You can't poo. It's forbidden.
Red the scarlet Red the sashRed the tide to drum and crash
british be like: right then
MY NAME JEFF!!
>>226191614What game is that
>>226191614
>>226191638Let me guess: He claims they did nothing wrong because the bible
Hello I'm from Maidstone I get to make fun of you
I jerk off to this girl
>>226191688>girl
https://youtu.be/8UfpgT9FMAk
true strength.... comes from within
>>226191688Does she have a ???
>>226191692Still would even if they had a penis
Aye, Laurah, the merry pluck of war does hang us all
>>226191678how do i differentiate between maidstone and maidenhead i always get them confused
>>226191693prefer the remix I Vow to Thee, My Country
>>226191464They're all gay atheists what do you expect. They don't know love.
>NNN... Daughter... Making me act up...
i haven’t had a funny thought in monthshaving a boring desk job has killed my soul
>>226191678Up the Medway posse
>>226191723>maidenheadYou'll never see it dont worry pal
>>226191738toby no
Goodnight ... :pensive:
>>226191738Ai generated porn game of anime fox girls is it lad? Is that why your grandfather fought in the war
Votes in favour of the state execution of Mousey?
>>226191740cheer up ok
>>226191738fuck off mousey
>>226191775you can see why they had apartheid
Beta virgins itt rn
The results are in
business idea: become a charismatic man
>>226191760we are literally doomed as a species i fear
voting libdem by order of the peaky fuckin blinders
>>226191744what
>>226191760they're horse girls ok
Mousey`s made you look like a bit of a twat already and it's only five past one
>>226191814Burnham is the Bismarck of our time you just don’t see it
>>226191800have to agree with the san franciscans on this one
>>226191007mad peng
drink piss?
>>226191819>Maidenhead is an archaic or old-fashioned term for a woman's virginity or the hymen
>>226191760just cause you fought in ww2 doesn't mean you're right about everything or that you have the moral high ground to talk down to everyone.
>>226191766I see no objections... Motion passed!
scobie hasnt xeeted in quite some timehope he's alright x
>>226191852Dont think i suggested that
>>226191848Are you a girl
>>226191853Thing is he expected at least SOME push back to lead into his routine and got absolutely fuck all. The worst kind of interview.
>>226191873fuck what you suggested.
>>226191853>I went through a period of not liking black people>armed police break into the cafe and arrest me
>>226191552Ricky Gervais' first guest on his chat show? Jimmy Savile
i like the blacked scene with kate english ok
>>226191848pardon?
making salsa
Sir Russell BrandSir David WalliamsSir "Mousenonce"....?
Should down syndrome people be allowed to to have kids?
I am sieging Byzantion ok
>>226191934is it even legal to shag them
salsa de elton
>>226191920get a clue
>>226191925I don`t want to think about it !!>mouse .. NONCE ..maybe he was hiding in plain sight ok ..
>>226191946it is good ok
>>226191941yes but feels like it would be completely immoral to me
should be illegal to shag anyone
>>226191940you like it map game ok
>>226191743Maidstone aint Medway. If Maidstone was Medway then Snodland would be Medway ffsAnyone else in Cuxton?
boobas
>>226191940You are destroying Christianity
>>226191940im going to siege your bumhole
>>226191980I failed miserably and have now quit the gameMaybe I play later as Hungary ok
Flat chested adult women embarrassed by how small their boobs areThoughts?
>>226191976isn't she a chinese spy
>>226191974It was a thing harry hill would sayYou won't know himBefore your timeHo hum.....
>>226191996I haven’t played much eu5 but how is it possible to fail as the ottomans
>>226192006Nigga!
It's an African planet.
>>226192018Mousey was always saying this
not very responsible of Wikipedia to have a large article detailing Elliot Rodger's life but "ok"
brown bricks
>>226192006Its 1342. Took them another 100years to be strong enough to take Constantinople in real life
Mental how humans are descended from monkeysI should eat a banana and climb a tree
>>226191243The flame that burns twice as bright burns half as longOr as gandalf said, twice the pride double the fall
>>226192018bbc
You can get a very large fosters in the US if you're so inclined (I wasn't)
'aving an 'oop
>>226192034what do you think was wrong with him? nonced at a young age or just plain autism?
>>226192037diegobait
>>226192044Australia's FAVOURITE beer. They love it!
>>226191974I grew up in cuxton, pilgrims way. I moved away in 2000 though and then away from Medway entirely in 2009. Condolences that you're still stuck there.
nigga from cucks town
>>226192060It does say "famous" rather than favourite so it can neatly avoid telling outright lies
>>226192044rank shite the antipodeans don't drink it so why should we true blue Aussies keep a few tinnies of Carlton in a freezer box on the ute
>>226192079Also 'founded in Australia' rather than brewed there because it's just some Yank brewery making it
waiter there’s a nigga in my soup
>>226191243i expect because inbreeding causes congenital diseases and defects but it's more apparent for large dogs because their bodies are under greater stress
>>226192065Ah right that bit near the motorway? I've only been here 3 years. Where you move ot?
if you have any questions about kent I'd be happy to answer them to the best of my ability
>>226192096Went out near hoo and then Southampton for uni and now Sussex. Dad still lives in strood tho.
>>226192105Kent you shove these balls in your mouth
Come mr tally man.... tally me banana
>>226192105Why does the news anchor tell people his name is Kent Brockman when it's actually Brock Kentman?
batty ting pon mi banana... mi gon scream, mi gon cream!
>>226192111Nice. I lived in Strood nearly all my life up in the Marlowe Park area
Chinese niggas be giving themselves names like "James" and "David"
>>226192127alri jar jar
Big melty on /his/ where some American thought Ancient Greece was an interracial breeding grounds for Ethiopian men and Greek women but couldn’t only give 1 text as evidence and had a poopy meltdown
the strood strangler
>>226192143ok
>>226192143ok well done
Hello! My name's Katie.I worknfor the New York Times.
I know literally nothing about Kent, not the first thing.I imagine it's posh and southern though.
>>226192121i dont knowsorry
purely asylum behaviour
>>226192156it is the BATTLEGROUND and BARRIER to the waves of biomass immigration and we must REINFORCE it ok
I'm not desperate for a storyNor am I a psychopath (I know where you live)
>>226192160Im actually in an mental asylum unironically
fucking hell people are doxxing themselves left right and centre
Russians live in filth
Live in your sandbox mateYou belong there, ASAP
>>226192175tell yourself and your mates in the asylum to "grow up"
>>226192146Strood is too boring for that kind of thing
Did you know there's a Holland in the UK too?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parts_of_Holland
>>226192177hs?
Shit!I've been found out.
might buy euro truck simulator (premium edition)
At red robin eating fast food slop if that's ok with you. Also they have both weed and mushroom dispensaries out here, bought some weed gummies which I'm sure will have me sleeping like a baby tonight
>>226192184Im quite normal I just got a personality disorder but some people are schizo freaks and others that can’t control their emotions at all and some are just plain retards
>>226192187that’s what you think
>>226192175how did you end up there
2 bottles deep (by the way)
No rorke, you cannot buy a "wide hipped booby female nigga with a tight grippy box for sex and marriage purposes"
>>226192216Criminal damage and GBH (self defence)
You're an actual psychopath I've never encountered one before. God, you must be happy.
>>226192230Right well you cant leave us hanging
just did a cute little fart lol
In the room where women come and go, talking of Michaelangelo!(Because that's what'll print stories)
>>226192220wine?
Bought the expensive gta version and currently pre downloading it
>>226192234ktim
>>226192251Unfortunately, he's seen you coming there
the late night watch
Need are Emma to do a dookie in my mouth.
Men love secretly bumming each other when they think there's nobody around to call them gay
Headline: Idiot Spends Cash
>>226192271I reckon it’s just you. You might be a queer.
Can't wait to open fridges in the new GTA. What a game it's going to be
somehow I only have 30gb left free on my 1tb ssd
im watching the 2018 British horror movie "Possum" okay
You sad little creatureOr, perhaps, a popinjay
ricky gervais, megapaedo
still can't get over the fact he looked like he was on the verge of shitting himself 24/7one of the strangest men ever
Am I too late to buy a poppy?
>>226192301Matt Holness should make more things
For me, it’s Danny dyer
>>226192301Not a native beast so should have been called badger really
>>226192309no
>>226192334Bafta award winning Danny Dyer?Also this week in EastEnders they've just given more evidence Mick Carter is still alive
getting human trafficked
>>226192346it’s happening
You're the dunces of civilization aren't you When you make it to hell, tell Lucifer there's someone who wants to meet him. Gladly.
they're dropping like bloody flies
>>226192360Hell doesn't exist it doesn't appear in the OT also Lucifer was a Pagan Roman God representing the male counterpart to Venus, and Satan was simply a judge on Yahweh's divine council
>>226192351imagine caring about modern eastenders storylines there's literally no death in eastenders anymore since they keep bringing every fucker back
>his cock slipped up me bum 20 year ago after i rimmed him i fink I'VE HEARD ENOUGH 10 YEARS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF3A37xhJHQ
>>226192374Den WattsKathy BealeWho else?
Hello Lucifer, it's me.I've come to rearrange things. You see, it isn't going to plan. People don't suffer enough.
>>226192370it ricky okay
For me, it’s Phil Mitchell>THINK YOURE HARD HUH!?!? ONE PUNCH AND ITS ALL OVER
Mad how evil Tony Blair isGenuinely the most evil man to ever rule over Britain, worse than King John or Edward II or Henry VIII or even Cromwell
There's a "forest" in "Monmouthshire" you can "walk" through
Danny Dyer film marathon this weekend
>>226192410all of those were great men that saved this country from ruin for literal centuries
>>226192413it got our scully on it
You're the idiots of the universe
>>226192407I liked when he threatened Archie Mitchell(Larry Lamb)>YOU ARE DEAD! DEAD! ROTTING IN THE GROUND
>>226192390Cindy BealeJake Moon
A spectre, a dot, nay I say,The light at the end of the tunnel
>>226192431you are incapable of comprehending my genius ok
i saluted the union jack today
>>226192465you should be executed for treason
>>226192441Give you Cindy but Jake was never declared dead we just thought he was after being cofused for Sean Slater
i wiped my ass with the union jack today
Brave Macbeth!Hint: there's a rhyming scheme (with another play. Not the play you're thinking of. Another one)
what if I farmed turnips for a living is that ok
*jots everything down*This'll make me rich beyond existence.
Lear? I'd rather not to.
>>226192501>>226192501>>226192501
For me, it's Janine Butcher
