Jesus Christ edition
retarded yank death cult edition
reminded me to pray before bed
>>226192514pray before bed
time for liver pate on toast
mosuey its not too late to fnid god lol
https://youtu.be/XZuM4zFg-60
>>226192521always, and a quick rosary
>>226192530wuss rock
This ladies not for turning
the n word
all the mongs are out the woodwork now ffs
>>226192512You guys were responsible for all of that.
>>226192547put your arse in the air love
>>226192545she's about as jewish as a bacon sandwich
Ok. Ouch
God.I'm going to rich. Because, if I'm not, I'm up shit creek!
>>226192550grow up ffs
we need to market gay sex to straight men for the economy ok
Nintendo
>>226192512dont forget to mask up for the smell
>>226192554alright Hyacinth
We will say this: this man has been taught to identify "false information"Like the fact he's gay
it's like the entire world is designed to humiliate me
they're looking at /brit/
>>226192592Come visit Britain. Port Stanley is very close by!
>>226192582Why are the photographers jeans so dirty
How long's a piece of string?(Hint: longer than you think)
Can any weed lads tell me if one 5mg gummy will be enough to get me comfortably stoned without freaking out or should I have two? I ain't got no tolerance but wasn't going to miss the opportunity to just go into a shop and buy them for like 8 dollars
>>2261926071.5 gigametres
>>226192566true
>>226192607probably like 30cm or around that
>>226192617dude it heckin totally will like.. you know.. oh my god man
this is betrayalhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culper_Ring
>>226192607A mile?
https://youtu.be/B_HSa1dEL9s
>>226192617have one and a half
russell brand downwalliams nexthow long before they come for stephen fry and david attenboroughyou just know he was getting up to some shit on his third world "nature tours"
>>226192636they're a wokism and they need banningok
>>226192603don't tell me what to do, bitch
>>226192639Quite a reasonable suggestion this. I may just do so. >>226192636Got literally zero opinion on this I don't u
>>226192617why not just start with one to find out. you're not going to learn your own tolerance by asking strangers on the internet
*plays ACDC music*This'll be brilliant for my opening ad campaign
Dude where`s my car ok !!
>>226192512gp
Hello Rupert!Still planning a genocide? Very good.
>>226192636tried playing football manager and still can't fathom any of itsurely inverted fullbacks will just leave the corners exposed
>>226192597rorke rizzing them up with (You)s
>>226192658You're like quadruple mega hitler aren't you?
If you breach the outer limits of the universe, and travel until you reach an IHOPThere is still nobody more idiotic.
Kemi, Farage and Lowe would all sacrifice 100,000 British young men in a Middle Eastern forever war at Israel's request
Why does he pretend to be a tranny working at lidl, everyday for years? What does he get out of it? Utterly baffling behaviour
sister of someone i know died, didn't know what to say so i made gemini write me a message.Thank god thats over.
Strip him of his benefits!Fie I say, fie. 'tis but a fishmonger!
>>226192698i would sacrifice 100,000 british sperms in kemi's fannois
Purely due to negligence I appear to have accidentally laundered two hundred million dollars for the yakuza
>>226192699it's Aldi ok (easy mistake) but yes he is a weirdo
>>226192688i don't think so no
These people don't deserve to live, do they?And there the crux of the matter.
god, i love LLMs, makes me feel like i'm patrick bateman, i just treat it like they're my assistant.
>>226192617never did edibles but i would not risk it they will hit you hard when it finally happens (which is slow) really DONT overdo it and go easy
there's*(Wait until you work out what Christ's shrapnel means)
>>226192726I don't like how sycophantic they areThey need to deliver info to me honestly and straightforwardly
>>226192699every post he makes is fishing for one of two replies:>that's wrong/you're a retard/you're lying>how pathetic/kill yourself/state of you
do businesswomen have male assistants? that doesn't sound right really.
>>226192742you can tell them to do thatthe sycophancy is just their default personality and weaker/cheaper models will fall back to it under pressure
>>226192709porkeypops
I am the jester of your society because I must be
Well that's Final Fantasy V done. Neo Exdeath took a few attempts but Zeninage spam and having two mages constantly casting Curaga did it. Great game overall. Story and characters are fine, nothing great but decent enough. Bartz and Faris are my favourite characters. Job system is amazing. Overall? 8/10.Now it's Weetabix time
Could really go for a proper cuppa 龙井茶
Mercury It is in the catalog
https://youtu.be/bGWgUb5YoTA
I don't like music
>>226192803shame they don't make songs like this any more
got asmr on the second monitor and catberg is watching it from the bed
>>226192783You seem like the type to spread norpak and tesco value strawberry jam on your weetabix and eat it like a piece of toast, spilling all little bix crumbs down your front
>>226192820how about a job? you got any of those little boy?
Shame they don't make songs any more
I'm wanking my penis
>>226192820right well thats a son murdering his dad
>>226192838i'm no latinx factory worker but I have been gainfully employed in the last month
wonder when he will get bored of that one
>>226192849ok i will do it too
>>226192820Is he kill?
>>226192756accurate assessment
This man could have helped youYou will never know the disabled girl's name, because I do not know myself
sir ruby granger
Thane of Cawdor! Went it not so?
Have you ever sent your DNA for ethnicity testing
Need to shag her fanny and sniff her farts.
ruby granger.bet she sucks off niggers like a vacuum cleaner heh.
>>226192951adam you need to stop this please
Nothing can come of nothing Speak again
whats the shakespeare gimmick he's doing
OPEN THE DOORCUM ON THE FLOOREVERYONE DO THE TIMMYSAUR
Lilly for the beggar, poison for the clown
cockmogs me
>>226192941yeah
argentina thenthat's a country that's not in the oecd
having a mental breakdown if I'm honest
The end?I'll sleep on it.
All other doubts, by time let them be clear`d:Fortune brings in some boats, that are not steered ok
Just realised he's wearing a condom in that pic
oh Tim ...we can Allsee ...your Cummy Knob !!
there's a tree in australia where if you touch the liquid from it's bark it can cause such horrible pain for years that morphine can't even make it subside bizarre place
2 bottles downNo 3rd in grief
shh hes playing
>>226193016oh Tim ...it appears you have ...posted your cummy knob again !!!
>>226193016Poley said to kill him ok ..
gta 6 looks good ok
>>226193019instead of putting brand in gaol they should have made him dip his willy into it
that's ai video in case you guys can't telli can always tell but i know other people aren't as tech literate so i like to point it out for others
lmfao at how gta 6 is based off floridacouldn't pay me to go there in person let alone in a video game
>>226193019This is where I will send mousey to live out the rest of his days, grubbing in the soil for bugs to cram into his blackened maw
>>226192996vgh, white italian heritage.
>>226192941nope don't need them to tell me i'm 100% irish
>>226193023get the third open
>>226193062i've been to florida, it's good, not great but good.
>>226193062>let alone in a video gameyou make it sound like you hold video games more important than reality
>>226192941>yes, you are a euromuttwhy would i pay 999999999 dollars for that?
>>226193030Mad how he still has the exact same profile picture as he did when he was made a mug of on a britfeel radio
>>226193080yeh reality is grim
https://youtu.be/f6qZUCi7ToQ
Who takes all of Tim's pictures?
>>226193077no you havenr
>>226193077Which part of Florida?
>>226193137he's never been to florida. it's just "spaki" aka the tranny who has mental issues playing with his /brit/ characters again.
aussies be like: oi mate, chick out me new pekachu card in my pokemon dick
>>226193147they don't say that
are there female oompa loompas
>>226193160They do. They say that on Bluey
>>226193142>>226193133yes i've been niggas.>>226193137miami, and orlando. Went there 10 years ago, it was nice, i liked the vibe of the place, felt like a home away from home.
>>226193057why would rockstar post an ai video of their game
>>226192501blessed thread
right if I keep farting at this rate I'm going to shit myself
need the wild west era of the internet to be overif we're going to have identity tied to fucking everything atleast give us segregation would rather talk to people from the anglosphere or even just my own state vs indians and trannies
>>226193228What's it like living with fetal alcohol syndrome?
>>226193206I remember there were a lot of muslims there for some reason, wasn't what i was expecting to see in america.Few flashy towers here and there, didn't care much for them.The beach was dirty asf.It also introduced me to some staples of american culture, like mini golf, donut shops, strip malls, tv.A lot of people spoke Spanish, which was nice. Can't remember much more.
>>226193228hadrian's firewall when
>>226192874"Calling out"
>>226193254>>226193175
>>226193251^ emmayank calling anyone retarded is hilarious
>>226192636kino, keep the full backs high and wide
where does /brit/ stand on false 9s
Ney wa di ting?
>>226193297Mousey knows ball, not sure the rest of us do!
night time demmie
Nice White English girls reviewing Spoons? I'm inhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3WmTbMYiJw
>>226193312I could bear the thought of putting my penis inside of her vagina methinks
>>226193315>>226193315>>226193315
>>226193312_____ ___ ___
>>226193312fuckdoll for pent up ghetto negroes.
>>226193206>>226193254no you havent and nobody believes you
>>226193297gets in the way of the number 10, I like creative forwards but push into the box, you're a striker. sick of seeing kane doddle about deep when we should've a striker in the box. he faded later in the world cup when our number 10 in bellingham shone. it's still mental kane won the ballon d'or for stat padding in shartensliga
>>226193319aw one of the Spoons workers follows her
>>226193356don't feel bad for you, but feel bad for your mother, must be hard knowing you're stuck with your retarded son until you die.
>>226193312does your dad know you are up in the middle of the night arousing strange men
argie meltie
>>226193312i look like her
>>226193312how can anyone see this body type and not immediately imagine vantablack jungle bbc ravishing her until she's left braindead on a ventilator?
>>226193403s
>>226193414asl?
uh oh
Always forget that sticking two fingers up at people is only really an insult between us and the French
I'm off to Sleepytown to catch a Z or two
>>226193415
>>226193404daddy's here bitch, now get on your knees and worship my cock, slut.
yes no maybei don't knowcan you repeat the question
Legend https://youtu.be/S2H_Xw18llI
any mormon man in
>>226193424doxxable info sorry!
oh my days
Phil Mitchell taking on the Irishhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xapSiAnXkRE
>>226193481prison seems fun
>>226193403you're better off sharing your arousal with your father than negging on an online forum for 12+ hours of the day
>>226193507he's rattled you
>>226193504BJL
if you're not gay in 2026 you're pretty much retarded i think
>>226193507 does he know though you do live in his house dont you he must be asleep down the hall right now
>>226193507he mindraped you
>>226193534some things are private between a father and son, it's ok dtfic. you can indulge
>>226193572are you afraid he will find out
listening to Mika. gay man
>>226193530If you're not straight at 20, you have no heart; if you're not gay by 30, you have no brain
>>226193605love mika
does he already know has he already given up on you
>>226193614hope he doesn't get purged next by the wokerati
why is this leaf on the warpath
have you given up on yourself
Was in Tesco earlier and heard a song which was so shit I checked my phone which tells me what's playing and it was Taylor Swift. Really really shit it was.
we at /brit/ love hayley williams
habitually poppo-square ancient ancestry ent left? probably in terms of a xerox where u stick your peenie up a bint's hairy front bum>"aahh yes, today I will send countless boxes & fanny fannioiselle, lovely clicky click and and ay cloo bloo be blookey to go brown as the same time as my hairy shitey arsehole
>>226193654What has she done to her face
>>226193592private time is precious, we spend ours separate. your yearning is telling, go find your father
>>226193647she fell off
>>226193647It wasn't Love Story because thats a banger
>>226193647what audiokino was this?
>>226193679>>226193683It was >Taylor Swift - Blank Space [9:42pm]
>>226193654Based
>>226193481unc is ass drunk on prime prison bootyhe won
>Mike Myers says that ‘SHREK 5’ is the best film in the franchise.>“They’ve really outdone themselves.” wtf it's going to be amazing!!!!!!!!!!!
>>226193713
>>226193713Why do people ask someone financially involved in a project to share their view on the quality of the project? Just absolutely pointless
shreg foive
>>226193415Because this is the British general, and it appears you have gotten lost on your way to the American general.Not to fear, I have the link right here: >>>/int/cum
downloadered cp2077 hope it will run passably on my budget laptop
>>226193754you sick fuck
>>226193734Sometimes they just admit outright they did it for the money
>>226193754>downloadered cp
you did what mate
nigga downloaded child porn 2077
>>226193763Usually afterwards Like before the last season of Game of Thrones most of the actors just kept their mouths shut
The new 'ankulahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqUj9ICrJqk
can't believe he downloadered that
>>226193668does your dad also spend his private time arousing strange men online
>>226193776we will not be watching ok
>>226193775Yeah that's fair but they were (still are) all minor celebrities Take a Michael Caine, he admitted Jaws 4 was SHIT and only fr the money
>>226193754https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2U2vkXmJ54
int Zelda the little fella in the green dress then?
i am a strange man online
>>226193776Amelia Earhart is overrated as fuckShe was a shit pilot with a massive fucking egoAmy Johnson was better
>>226193766wonder if your government agents understand that greentexts are used for quotes, of if they just think you made an admission
>>226193780you think of yourself strange... that's freeing in a way
i will do the "krillion" ok
>>226193811Whys that?
>>226193811same, a walkin contradiction.
>be me>have wank>do poo>post about it on /brit/>open the door>get on the floor>everybody walk the dinosaur>???>profit
canadian onamadone really
all you do is talk about yourself, no wonder no woman wants anything to do with you
wish gookmoot would unfilter "t bh". that used to be a cornerstone of /brit/ culture and that slanty cunt ruined it just for a lame black twitter joke dating back more than a decade
australians should be shot to the moon
Jennifer Lawrence had sex with Harvey Weinstein to win an Oscar okAlso: Gwyneth Paltrow
desu
tee bee 'aitch
>>226193886We found a better term to use ok
>>226193904no we ent
talking to batbbp about my broken benis
on foenem = ofnomlongall mog t.bh
i friggin' love big boobs
>>226193914this is who we are. we are the BRIT team.
going to go out and score some poon
>>226193936you are gay
the gf used to be an escort and says she has easily shagged over 1000 different blokes. makes me feel special because i'm the only one she doesn't charge by the hour
For King and Country!
>>226193969They had her body you have her heart mate
>>226193949you wish, hunny
no idea how alkies do it
Right lads so when's the right time to buy NVIDIA stock then?
I have to poo but somebody is listening to me >:(
Saw somewhere that some science papers proved that if you compare all men Vs all women, the both work out at have the same average intelligence and same range of intelligences across individualsHowever, with women many more are of average intelligence and there's few individuals at the extremes of high and low intelligence With men, there's less average intelligence individuals and more who are on both extremes of the spectrum
mother was an alcoholicdon’t have any sympathy for them
>>226193994is she the Chinese spy? she looks rather Caucasian
did you know if you keep your eyes open while you sneeze there is a change your eyeballs will pop out?
>>226194015bet you’re an ugly ape looking abo cunt
Legend wait for it dary
>>226194030what crawled up your butt cody my dude?
Imagine being the child of a 60 year old chud timmy and his 30 year old Ting Ting ASEAN former prostitute wife who married for money and a western visa
>>226193889it was really awkward during the me too thing there was a press conference where jennifer lawrence was up there with like susan sarandon or somebody like that and someone else I can't remember but it was weird
>>226194046i know someone with this exact parentage situation but she's an attractive girl so she didn't develop autism
the results are in
Rorke: finally I can earn loads of money at this new government jobsexy Chinese spy: herro my name is Chang, shin tzu zhao pengRorke: I cum
>>226194045I’m generally unhappy with life and hostile to all individuals I encounter
must really fuck with your head being a hapa and realising that the only reason you exist is because your dad is a timmy who couldn't get a white gf
>>226193481not surprising
>>226194053veterans btfo
They made you SUCK?!
