Greg "Opie" Hughes edish
>>226243159early new wankerkeen to make his edition wanker
>>226243173
fucking kill myselfl why not WHY NOT i say
RAPING RORKE UP THE FUCKING ARSE
>>226243159was listening to the john and jeff beatings last night and forgot how unfunny opie was
im moving to ohio to find a ohio wife
i will post in ` yank edish ` ok
if the dimension of time can be twisted and bent then surely that means time travel is possible right
>>226243216good lad
>>226243216bro is going to ohio :skull:son i'm crine
>>226243225haven't a clue
it's up lads;_;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3TxtNyN4Qs
babylon makes da rules while my people suffer
>>226243216you like big corn fed midwestern hoes
>>226243143I always imagined he'd fade away into sectioning after the filthy living conditions, torturing mice and harassing neighbors grew to be too much. Feels like I have a lot to catch up on but I'm only back for a steam sesh after jannies shoah'd my rather apt Ocarina of 1984 thread>>226243151He seriously can continue on with the same grim gimmick unabated? Dreadful.
oh Tim....we can all Seeyour...dripping Willy !!
>Searching for posts that contain ‘"emma watson" (fart|farts|gas|shit||shits|poo|poos|smell|smells|sniff|stink|ass|asshole|bum|underwear|thong)’. Returning only first 5000 of 10180 results found.
would be funny if i killed meself
>>226243254You'd expect that he'd be sectioned by now but the fact is that because he posts semi anonymously, people make shit up about him, even though he is obviously criminally insane, he won't be prosecuted because the UK is a shithole that allows mentally ill people to slip through the cracks
>>226243215>HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON>SHUT THE FUCK UP PATRICE>NO, I DONT CARE IF YOU WERE JUST ABOUT TO SAY THE PUNCHLINE TO YOUR HILARIOUS STORY>YOU TOO COLIN, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR BANTERSteve from Bayshore, go ahead
>>226243257quite a lot
Chronicles of Grimmickhttps://youtu.be/jc1RQdMKQY4
>>226243216an*
>>226243275timmy rule 34
>>226243257treats emma scat spam like a fucking runescape account except literally no one but him thinks it's cool
timmy rule 63 :3
>>226243257careful not to bump into all the times he's posted cp in the thread
>>226243320cant believe i forgot scat>Searching for posts that contain ‘"emma watson" (fart|farts|gas|shit|shits|scat|poo|poos|smell|smells|sniff|stink|ass|asshole|anus|bum|underwear|thong)’. Returning only first 5000 of 10692 results found.
posting in epic swordmong thread
>>226243270no
>Searching for posts that contain ‘gyaldem|baddiedem’. Returning only first 5000 of 8042 results found.why are there so many ritualposters in /brit/?
>>226243328i thought he was a harmless schizo now youre telling me hes a legit pedo wtf
>>226243284The US does the same, tripling tje surveillance state budget in order to enforce a Machiavellian countenance among peershttps://youtu.be/iCTAU6APN20I grimace at the glee shown by psychopaths entertaining schizophrenics like mounce.
>>226243356basket of deplorables
Mental that I'm currently in the aeroplane over the sea drinking red wine and watching anaconda (2025)
>>226243358most namefags here in /brit/ are. you stick around this heap of shit for long enough you'll see it.
>>226243356/brit/ is a mental asylum
>>226243361But is mousenonce even at the behest of diagnosible mental illness?Seems deeper than that
>>226243239i like these lads maybe in their younger days they would be good on a ship crew of sorts
>Searching for posts that contain ‘"Brought to you by HUBLOT"|"THE ART OF CELEBRATION"|"Explore your perks with"|"our aim is to create a digital society"|"So we will press on with developing clear"|"Get the small boats ON our shores"|"Migrants' bollocks empty."|"Luv my pensioners frozen"|"Get the migrants fed"’. Returning only first 5000 of 7328 results found.
>>226243356don't glorify their mental illness by calling it a ritual. these people need to be arrested and raped in prison then left to bleed out on the shower room floor.
>>226243378what the helly
>>226243378mate
>>226243239steamymuch comfier than my vyvanse geek sesh all night last night sneeding over Ocarina of 1984
>>226243383He is the avatar of all evil and hate that ever has or will existed. He is a curse and a dark stain on humanity
it was comfy when he was posting the mice tbf
>>226243397It's actually just one guy he's genuinely that bad
>>226243257>>226243339it's a very confusing 'gimmick' (spam), i wonder if in any of those 10 thousand posts he has made, a single person has found it humorous once, and he keeps doing it every day for the last years in the hopes he can recapture that feeling of validation.i know it's a real person because he has typos sometimes.
all the ritualposters need genuine mental health care and it is a tragedy they dont get it
how far does your bluetooth headphones work from your puter
any wanking man inhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MaP2ixMGNI
why did the leafs all coordinate their posts within 6 seconds of each other
>>226243159only know of him because of themonly know of them because of gtarip wayne
>>226243405Yeah you can't compare him to people afflicted with an illness they can't help. People in general don't want to rape cartoon mouse children and make it their persona showcasing feeding captured mice energy drinks until death. They play Fallout 2
Dude next to me on the flight definitely has some decent sleeping pills, he's sparko. I went a go on them
>leafs (plural)
>>226243433they work when i'm downstairs but not when i go outside so yeah
i need urgent mental resuscitation ,
Goreposters also need to be removed from the gene pule
>>226243405Ok Cody calm down spaz
um
Fallout in general is profoundly comfy. Hoping they don't ruin it like they will ES6
>>226243446
>gene pule
Mine start stuttering if I'm on a different floor and the other side of the house from my device. My old work ones were much better, could go the full 15m Bluetooth will allow (had shits while in meetings at toil)
>>226243487got a big enough joint there audrey
>>226243462I'm English and I will be back in the country in merely 6 hours thoughbeit, must make the most of my US flag courtesy of delta airline
hrow up. just all of you grow up
been busy with drugs today. same tomorrow
>>226243497how
>>226243504they let you take off?
Dude bro I'm telling you Donald trump is the avatar of all evil and hate that ever has or will existed. He is a curse and a dark stain on humanity like the death star on the siths side bro
>>226243506shut up ok just shut up
howling at the return of schizo al mountain
>>226243504that food looks edible wow
>>226243518said this down the pub
>>226243518*goes back to reading his jewish fairy tales instead*
>>226243518was just muttering this as i rocked back and forth
>>226243518honestly i think as time passes people will appreciate what trump did and tried to do.Instead of believe all the lies he will be seen as a heroic but tragic figure."The one thing they love more than a hero is to see a hero fail, fall, die trying. In spite of everything you've done for them, eventually they will hate you" -Green goblin, Spiderman (2002).
i look like a gay porn guy
>>226243548:)
nigga just quoted the green goblin
>>226243548not sure this post is allowed by the rules actually
i'm the neurodivergent "nigga"
>>226243548post the white and purple one she's so sex
>>226243553danny d started as a gay porn guy
>>226243550i think he just a shyster who wanted to enrich himself and his mates even more
>>226243574s
Nah bro Donald trump is not the avatar of all evil and hate that ever has or will existed. He isn't a curse and a dark stain on humanity like the death star on the siths side bro, he's like what the green goblin said in star wars Also if I don't like someone then I should be a ke to get them incarcerated and if they aren't automatically sent to jail or an insane asylum like in batman world when I don't like them they are falling through the cracks. t. Hitler
embarrassing post all around bravo
i'll do nothing
actual screaming at that green goblin quote
>>226243517Yeah think pilot said we had to change the route so we hopped up into Canada immediately. >>226243526Delta premium is shockingly good, I've never been anything other than economy before but it's changed me. Food is good, booze is better, actual bowls and cutlery. Seats are big and comfy and I've lucked out on this flight as the seat next to me is empty. The plebs behind me haven't even been given a drink yet
>>226243550i dont think spider man quotes can help you justify a political career full of hatred and destruction
>>226243587thats gay porn
>>226243597Are you in the sky now ffsWhere are you currently
*drinks a glass of choccy milk in bed and takes a swig of the energy drink can right after*I keep farting now
got my doodle out
what the actual fuck is that
>>226243605you need urgent help
not clicking that thumbnail
>>226243371>aeroplanea plane made of chocolate?
please dont post the rajeshes
>>226243597how much more expensive is itthat seems worth it for a long flight
>>226243634Negative izzat from you bastard get bloody fucked
somehow downloading interraccial porn and running it through an ai to make it a jeet seems much worse than just posting interrcial porn on its own
>>226243640they have a general for it on /gif/
>>226243640incel freaks on this website love having wars over different coloured cocksits so fucking strange
>>226243645scream
/gif/ is just, like 10 interracial porn threads and 2 gay and 4 tranny porn threads
right
>>226243664dont forget the ai remixes of those
>>226243640even worse, they download gigabytes of these edits and wait for the bbc threads to go up before spending their entire night dumping them there to "troll". so they're essentially exposing themselves to hours and hours of interracial porn most days of the week. they're just as fucked as the porn addicts using the threads properly.
>>226243159leave it alone
imagine the flight attendant sees the ai blacked jeet thumbnails
tonight's scran
spamming AI interracial gay porn on /brit/ at 3am award
Someone's having a meltdown Over uhhh green goblin
>>226243610About here, not too far along yet >>226243636I have no idea of the cost, my work paid for this.
you need to go to the hospital NOW
how's it 3am already
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1794609736759702.mp4sc
morning everyone :)
>>226243698clocks went forward
>>226243690thanks anyway ill keep it in mind for my next big trip some day
>>226243568why would he need to?
>>226243690will be waiting for you at heathrow to give you a big kiss x
>>226243685Unironically looks peng. Had a pizza on my flight out and it tasted quite similar to a Chicago town micro and I was pleasantly surprised
something to keep in mind
a /brit/poster just flew over my house
>>226243578>>226243598>>226243583>>226243562I've never read the bible but Trump is like a biblical figure, like jesus christ.He could see a democratic government being corrupted with his own eyes by elites that live in opulence and he rallied the people to take back control. The elites threw everything at him, they tried to put him in jail on bogus charges, they hired assassins, they tried to smear his name with pedo accusations, it all backfired, he survived them all.It's always darkest before dawn, i don't believe this midterm will be his end, if anything i think this is the part when the wicked should start feeling fear, they can't imagine what's coming.
>>226243718true
>>226243722Not worth blaspheming for some shit bait
>>226243685whats the balls?
mental that posting indian men having sex with blacks has completely heemed the belgian spammerwhat's up with that?
good one spaki
>>226243722when the time comes, remember to angle the gun slightly upward when you pull the trigger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9PuAm7d0PA
Dude it wasn't worth blaspheming about
I am a load of bread
>>226243638Sex sex btw
might bollock a poo out my scrotum
>>226243751I say this God is real and will judge us all
>>226243756
>>226243753dont think they would let you do that over the tableprobably not even on the menu
>>226243756gromit
>>226243756warping spacetime
remember the wotanic gay poo porn meltdown
pastor tanner is going to be so mad if he finds out you said that bro
>>226243763remember the lad who stole some of these skulls and took photos of him putting his dick in themmust have been at least ten years ago that happened
lol the weed gummy (legally purchased mind you) hit right as my food arrived. They've tried to take my tray away no less than six times while I've been shitposting or otherwise distracted. Just gobbled down the tiramisu out of embarrassment
>>226243779poor guy just needed some attention wonder what happened to him
nothing more hot than an oiled up frotting sesh
>>226243784no i never heard of it thats awful
sir green goblin
got a pathetic 6 inch worm
wonder what my future gf is doing right now
>>226243797getting high in the sky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIS0k9TaMYA
>>226243797how strong
https://www.flightradar24.com/DAL16/4290d03ethe brit poster is on this flight
>>226243813probably riding endlessly on a big willard methinks
>>226243781>I was >I could >We agreed
>>226243784Fuck me had forgotten about that little bit of 4chan history. Scarcely related but reminds me of what I'm pretty sure was a 4chan reference in the latest toy story movie, there's a bit where one of the characters says "ya dun good Jessie" which seems way too close to "ya dun goof'd" where the dad of Jessie slaughter was talking about backtracing people. I don't think it's unlikely that one of the writers is of the age range where they would have been aware of lolcows whenever that situation happened
>>226243823may God bless his life and protect him on his travels x
>>226243823ordering an air strike on him as we speak x
>>226243813probably something big long and dark
>>226243832>>226243835um
>>226243824Reddit permavirgin weak nigga cuck and the Reddit permavirgin weak nigga cuck in that image being all that and somehow grand standing on paying for her tattoo
>>226243808https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jca4TchXelE
>>226243820A mere 5mg but I don't do weed at home so I've got little to no tolerance. Now they've taken my tray away I'll likely munch upon another and shortly go to sleep
>>226243824>>226243840not normal ok
>>226243863godspeed anon sleep tight
sky "nigga" go ni ni
>>226243871s
just wanked to some absolutely diabolical, borderline criminal shit
>>226243863I was a pothead for 10 years and still had a terrible experience with edibles on a planeCareful lad
rorke's future gf has a tramp stamp with chad's name lmao
>>226243882disconcerting post
>>226243882not good son
>>226243882
>>226243887hes taking a minuscule dose he will be fine
>>226243887Thank you mum I promise I will be careful
I reckon that if you do those first amendment trial vlog things and enough people separately have problems with you, a trial of your peers should be put up to hear if you should be marked, and if people find you to be going out to be causing problems, you get a black X on your name. The person doesn't find out but everyone else knows and if anyone wants to go out for a fight they can go fight the dickhead vlogger. Some videos are like that scene in fight club
how did..you go..so far..without your heart...
got the country on and getting teary eyed after just a tiny taste of the boozeberg
actually knowing what we have already outlawed this year there's a good chance that it was illegal
Pretty girls fart too you know
scary how bent i am
>>226243911>I love my girlfriend>But I love to fishNary has ever such a beautiful and more relatable phrase been put to pen
>>226243910:anger: :anger: :anger: :anger:
>>226243907dtfic mate...
>>226243921would you kiss my moustache?
>>226243922not that kind of country https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMoS2hp2BgE
i'd take him right in front of his wrinkled old chinese father and never break eye contact as i impregnate his son
>>226243936of couse x
>>226243946damn, that's next level bent
>>226243902God bless you hope you enjoyed my lovely wonderful country one day i will visit yours
got the frasier onhttps://i.4cdn.org/tv/1794620753551173.jpg
i want die :-0
>>226243964nice, what episode?
Remember anongus?
we can talk to each other right cant we guys
smoked a bowl of weed, ama
i'm in a very british time in my life
>>226244007of course *presses the record button*
i don't get what's so wrong with quoting the green goblin.
>>226244004nohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMFEDA9ceak
>>226244033not cool
>>226244007lo siento, no te entiendo nada
Wonder how many people have jerked off to that still of her feetWomen, amirite
>>226244033did she died
>>226244033self preservation is a hell of a drug. glad she found the strength to let go.
>>226243961Yes it was very cool, everyone was extremely friendly and the food was delicious (even though my body is screaming for food that isn't loaded with hfcs)
warming my footsies on the heater
>>226243753... and? What happened?
hello, is this the ceo? can you dae this
they're saying it's the wokest, blackest John Lewis advert in decades and boomers have vowed to boycott John Lewis as a resultwho is saying this? Many are saying this.
Is the Merlin tv show any good? Thinking of watching it
*enters brit wearing a baseball cap that says 'stop goonig' on it*alri lads
in 40 years the john lewis advert will be someones mum getting blacked over the dinner table talking about how she loves a good bit of stuffing at christmas
>>226244066post footsies :3
>babe it's 3am, get out of bed and come to my feet- next to them or between- good- now lick my hand- open your mouth, do you want anything in your mouth, or do you want to go to bed? Ok let's go to bed
hi guys i am a new /brit/ character my name is jonathan or jon for short my gimmick is that i'm apprehensive and homosexual
>>226244084
Mental I'm getting life advices from a Britsh Chaturbate streamer
>>226244120>My gimmick on the anonymous imageboard is giving myself a name (also I'm a faggot)
>>226244099*knocks your hat smoov off your head*
>>226244124ok i need to see thissomeone post a link pls
.
>>226244138https://i.4cdn.org/int/1794627675148340s.jpg
Business idea: put stuff in the name field
a cow has just kicked me in the head!
im so lonely lol
why are all the systems being hacked, whats going on lads something big is brewing init
Try your best to be a good man
>>226244148Giggling like a loon at this
>>226243964https://vocaroo.com/1l6udftT6kuB
>>226244171don`t worry ummy ok
It's exactly as profitable as you'd think
>>226244138https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbdvIoLx_BQPersonally I don't think there's a single thing 'woke' about it. It represents modern Britain.
my fucking whole life is a joke and if i died some idiot would take my pointless place
really should be going to bed soon
business idea: transitioning with the brit lads and having a big british lesbian orgy
there's a cuckold there salivating at racemixing and white genocide
>>226244175admirable effort with the echo, enjoyed this
>>226244175howling
>>226244192that's just the reality of being a man tbf
>>226244190Nobody wants niggers in their house at Christmas Day. Plus it’s a subtle hint that we should race mix. The people who made this advert should be dragged out in the street and have their heads bootef off.
don't care
>>226244178ok is it the you know whos
>bootef offnigga speaking old english with a lisp
hate how dentists are closed on weekendshave to wait for surgery until monday and im just sitting here suffering
>>226244229black people?
>>226244192https://voca.ro/1jkQeQ7kC9rV
>>226244232get some fent on it
>>226244237bro whispered this into his phone on the plane so the other people and staff members couldnt hear him
>>226244231I accept your concession
>>226244190how wonderfully modern :)
what if his name were charlie clerks and and instead of getting shot he worked at a convenience store
>>226244263He'd be Indian I'd imagine
Whoops!
say good night to Glenda
>>226244298Goodnight Glenda!!! I hope you gave her a big hug and a kiss before she fell asleep
latest note from cat hostage taker >>226244298
>>226244298goodnight glendapops
I don’t know what it is but I have a weird feeling that most so called nonces like saville, Epstein etc aren’t actually nonces I think anyone with over 100k in the bank being a nonce is extremely rare
>>226244298Goodnight Glenda, sleep well
>>226244316we all love her on here
>>226244344true true
Epstein broke them didn't it Also made them forget about pizzagate. And they all say "pdf file"
>>226244321right well that makes no sense
>>226244321pedophilia isn't unique to any one socioeconomic level, if anything the rich ones use their wealth to facilitate more frequent, less conspicuous predation than someone who's poor
>>226244362Makes plenty of sense
>>226244372You have based that entire theory around conspiracies
I feel like one extreme reactoon after an event that got a reaction is a manipulation or training tactic. Not anchoring but something different
remember watching sons of anarchy and thinking >these guys do kiss each other a lot desu
WIUUUWIIUU
make the new edition good
NEW>>226244410>>226244410