We need a new Nue thread
I told you all she is real.
>>49479673then MAYBE she should start returning my calls so we can finally have our epic gaming night togetherbaka...
>>49479673That's not Nue, that's a dude!
>>49479654lmao she even has stink lines. *INHALES*
>>49479731What if it ended up completely destroying your olfactory senses for good though, would you still attempt to smell The Unknown?
>>49479798Ask Chimi. She is Nue's grandma after all.
>>49479776I'd take the risk
>>49479798Have you tried letting them feast upon the flesh of the innocent yet? They might need a little more than just milk already, could calm them down to get the energy out and then you can try the bottle or with your wife again.Works for me.
>>49479798Ask Hatate for help, thoughtography reveals true form.
>NueSCHWING!!!!
>>49479937She looks so happy.Even though the blue one is worthless.
Speen
nuebros...
>>49480100Teh Junkers is not the boss of me and she's not so big...
>>49480100Silly Junko her name is spelled "Nue" not "No"
Teh nuenis
>>49481007There's clearly no nis in thst image.
nurunurubouzu, there I said it all.
>>49479654Murasa’s personal slut
Nue-chan is so kind, feeding her Amanojaku friend!
>>49483899Sleep with one eye open, Nue.
>>49483899Both of them are stinky, smug gremlins, makes sense they would bond.
What does she smell like?
>>49484276You can't quite place it.
>>49484276Realistically speaking, dry saliva. Beast yokai are portrayed with animal-like behavior, it makes sense that she would lick herself to clean herself, like animals.
>>49479654Is there a more rapeable touhou?
>>49484797Tsukasa.
>>49484797All the fairies, the sex fox, male Aya, and Reisen.
>>49484797She canonically likes to lose so I doubt.
Start doing this.
>>49484276Room-temperature Limburger
>>49484797She is femdomhu though
>>49487430Wrong, she is the sumatahu.
>>49480980Nue deserves pregnancy
>>49493381Done.
>>49493980Me. I also fucked the entire Myoren crew. Yes, including Unzan.
>>49494140>including Unzani kneel...
>>49487259That does not deter me
>>49493520Is Nue really mom material?
>>49497540Yes, beast yokai change into mom mode permanently after getting pregnant the first time. There is a reason why most yokai x human stories in myths are beast yokai x human.
Told her stinky ass to take a bath and all she did was get naked and smirk at me. Get in the water!
>>49498871Are you stupid, anon? You clean yourself before you get in the water. You need to scrub her yourself if you want her to smell better!
>>49498983She's the stupid one, anon. She keeps telling me over and over "I'm so wet right now"Bitch you didn't even get in the water yet how are you wet!?
>>49499083I did and she starts saying stupid shit like "how bout we go to your bedroom instead?" Dumbass there's no bath in there!
>>49499142Meet her in the middle and suggest something like a waterfall somewhere.
>>49505482Happy Nues are best Nuesespecially when looking at you is the highlight of her day
>>49506620Why would this, sexy sinister youkai, be so happy to see me, lame but oddly well traveled schlub from yonder village?
Heya Sis!Hope ya don't mind me moseying on through your thread here
Boo motherfucker
>>49507599Aaaaaaahhhhh scaaarryyyy!!!
>>49507599I will die before I get a job, Nue.
>>49507599AAAAAAAAAAHOH MY GOD FUCKAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>49506620Same, they are my favourite. They make me happy.>>49507117I like to think it is because you managed to become her other true friend. In canon, only Mamizou is her actual true friend, the rest are merely acquaintances.
"Page 10, anon. What is wrong with you? Why are you letting my thread die?"
>>49514839Sorry, I couldn't identify it among everything else on the catalog.
"Page 10 again, anon."
>>49507599Not funny!
>>49507599HeyWhat's your deal, dude?
>>49518980Maybe your thread would be more active if you showed everyone your futa cock?
"Page 10 again... That's it. I am leaving. Fuck you, anon."
Come on... I'm not about to let this thread die. That's the bad ending.
>>49532004Try bumping then, maybe?
>>49532061i tryede, man,, this website.., didn let me,, bweeeeh .｡･ﾟﾟ･(´Ｏ`)･ﾟﾟ･｡.
Nueueueueu
>>49533875Nue and a rat.
The both of you have been set up on a blind date without having any sort of knowledge over the other's existence.What do you say or do first to break the ice? First impressions are important.
>>49543899H-hi, d-do you like Touhou?
>>49543899>without having any sort of knowledge over the other's existenceBut can I identify Nue at the very least, chimeric wings and all?This is a hard question because with no knowledge about the girl in front of me whatsoever I would need to figure out whether to hide my powerlevel or not based on her looks alone. If I could discern that Nue is not exactly human, I think I would go straight up for some philosophical conundrum, if only to test waters on how this being reasons.
>>49543952You can't identify her as *the* Nue, but at the very least it's pretty obvious to see she isn't human.She would have no reason to hide much of anything at first considering she had no idea what to expect either but I at least hope your Japanese is good then.>>49543948"What's a Touhou?"
>>49543988>You can't identify her as *the* Nue, but at the very least it's pretty obvious to see she isn't human."There is being A and being B. A becomes informed about B enough to fall in love with B. A can deliver messages to B. B knows nothing about A, even about A's existence, except whatever A will disclose with messages to B. B can never respond to A due to technical limitations. A won't receive any updates on B from different sources either. A know this all.Assuming that A, driven by love, is wanting the best for B, yet is unable to predict reaction of B to its own messages (it can range from B falling in love with A, finding the attention pleasant, staying ambivalent, finding it discomforting, etc.), should A send message to B? Does the answer change, if there is a possibility of A and B meeting in distant future?What is your answer, strange girl?"
>>49519514Silly goose, girls do not have a cock!
~eun
>>49543988>"What's a Touhou?"In that case, I say that I'm sorry for wasting her time but this is not going to work. I cannot date a girl unless she is into Touhou.
I've had enough of you
>>49557954>Nue must die.pngevil picture
>>49480084This gif is like something you'd have on an old Geocities site.
>>49479937She looks so proud of that UFO
>>49557954ACTIVATE THE NUE DICK GRIPPER
I want to approach Nue while she is sleeping and sniff her tentacles.
>>49568289What...do you even think they'd smell like..?Raspberry and Blueberry?
>>49569000Ozone and rubber.
>>49573654Those things look like they could go up my ass
>>49573664stay in your cock loving thread please >>49549508
nuen
>>49573654Goddamn, that was the exact picture I was thinking of at the timeQuality taste. Always loved how viscous they looked there
>>49579462Nue haets melon
>>49579865No nue is safe for work
No work is safe for Nue
>>49580006>>49580552Then how will she eat? The food doesn't buy itself.
>>49567016I have been activated.
>>49584739There are other ways of getting food than working. Hunting, seducing, mooching off... Also, if anything goes awry, what about leaving leafs as a payment?
>>49479654(You) need Jesus
>>49594448Yes, but we also need more Nues; every good man in this world deserves a Nue wife.
>>49594448>JesusMaybe he would also like a Nue wife of his own
>>49594448As my pet.
Happy Nue day!
I love this creature more than you can imagine.
>>49618876Can you describe why do you love her?
>>49618876Your explanation will be submitted to the Council of Nue Elders for ultimate consideration and approval, choose your words wisely.
what would Nue cunnilingus be like?
>>49622416Trying to lick a gock.
>>49622416No sex before marriage
>>49622455
nuenis
>>49629512>>49624389
>>49622305>>49622319A decade ago, little anon discovered Touhou thanks to a random youtube video he saw, it was UFO, he attempted to play it but then he realized he really sucked ass at the game, he still sucks ass at the game to this day, he played and played until he beat it. He unlocked the extra stage, he attempted to beat it but he realized he sucked even more ass than before, he keep playing and losing but somewhere along those lines, the theme of the boss, her design, the stage, something began to click on his head. Losing too many times to her led him to think a little too much about her, and so, she grew on him. How much did she grow on him, you might ask? Well, he has been collecting images of her since 2011, he currently has thousands of pics of her across many folders, and he learned to draw just for the sole purpose of drawing her.
>>49573664I think either set would be extremely painful.
>>49622305She makes mah peepee ultra hard, it ain't that complex.
>>49634815Post your drawings of Nue!
Need Nue.
>>49635954Here, they are meh, but you asked for them.I drew this one with crayons: https://files.catbox.moe/30pmmx.jpgI drew this one 3 months ago: https://files.catbox.moe/40q6fs.jpgAs time has gone on, I have begun to draw more realistically, or at least as I imagine she would look IRL. Also, before anyone asks, yes, I am the same guy from that old drawthread whose mother liked his Biten drawing so much she wanted it hung on the wall. My mother still likes her, so she is still there: https://files.catbox.moe/2nc42l.jpg
Is the thread autosaged or what? Why is it not getting bumped?
>>49651216Very cool Nues, I recognized your early 1900s like style.
>>49666333Double trips bump.Good job Anon
>>49666171Six Nues and none of them smiles while all of them blush. Makes me wonder how straightforward Nue would be if she liked someone.
>>49646264Damn look how fucking flat she is
sumata
i love nue!
guys I think there's something wrong with my Nue
>>49651216Nice Nues!
Not on my watch
Nue smells.
Good. The stinkier the better.
>>49696290>>49688785God she's so fucking erotic, even in cutesy non lewd art...
>>49708175The dichotomy between this artist's safe and lewd works is astounding. Anyway, clothed titsex with OL Nue.
>>49479654Image the smell of her unwashed nuenis mixing with the smell of her sweaty nue feet!
>>49710472>>49710520Imagine* damn it
I know karateI nue houjuutsu
>>49710634I like to imagine that's the face she would put on when you tell her you like her while saying, "Do you still like me looking like this?" only for anon to double down and say yes again, making her go from monstrous to pic related. She is left completely speechless as it is the first time someone has said that to her.
>>49716151Nue trying to be scary is pretty cute.
>>49716151i would have to kiss her on the freakin' head if she did that
nah
>almost bottom of page 10 eight times in a row
>>49721152that's the nue hustle c: we love her anyways, even if nobody else does
>>49721338>we love her anyways, even if nobody else doesSad but true. We Nue anons might be a small group, but we are a dedicated group. Total Nue love.>that picI wish I could kiss her beautiful butt.
>>49721152She is unknown, after all...
Build your own Nue!
>>49730126where is the nis
>>49731142Hidden!
>>49721338>>49725661Hgh... I FUCKING LOVE NUEBUTT!!!!!11!
>>49731142Teh nis comes separately along with the Kogasa kit.
>>49735752TOTAL NUEBUTT LOVE!
>>49622416Like trying to eat a fish. I think she is prefers blowjobs instead.
does nue smell good?
>>49479673Thousand ps2 games stare... hands built for dualshock...
May all the spammers who pushed this thread from page 4 to page 10 in less than 2 hours hit their toes against a wall.
baby
Contemplate the aroma
this is nues true form
The big bad youkai got caught by the bold fearless humieWhat will you do with her?
Baby making sex, in 9 months, this will be my wife and daughter.
>>49824983*Ooooh moving shapes, pretty...*
americanized nuen
>>49825217This is exactly what it would be like, I'm glad you always make these so historically accurate.
>>49825217Why is anon just sitting there??
>>49830907He watches the chained Nue, it's entertaining.
>>49830907Cuck habits
>>49837477It's the practice he got from watching the nuenis with his wife.
>>49830907Trying to find out her baby making room.
>>49824983Yeah, that's what she wants you to think.
>>49824983nibble her neck
>>49824983FUCK and SEXING
>>49624389Gay for Nue(nis)
Why does this gremlin arouse such passions in people? Is it because just like fear of the unknown is the oldest fear, horniness for the unknown is the oldest horniness?
>>49852763Not only she is turbo pretty, she is also cute, sexy, and somewhat evil, which makes her hotter that characters like Kaguya, at least to me. She also embodies a primal fear for us humans, the unknown, and there is sonething inside every human that drives every human to conquer, humans went everywhere on this planet and established different forms of societies, some more developed than others. It is in us to want to conquer the unknown. So this is why she becomes even hotter since she is the physical form of the unknown. The Nue species needa to get human'd.
>>49624389You don't KNOW if she has a penis or not.Speaking as someone who doesn't like futa, I find that quite frankly horrifying.
>>49856149Go away /v/ermin.
>>49852763Nue is a treasure to be plundered
Remember to vote for her!
>>49865109Nue is not my president
>>49866111Screw you, Nuenis now, Nuenis Tomorrow and Nuenis Foreverr!!!
>>49866111>>49866161Nue should be this world's president forever.
>>49874997Stop the earthquake
>>49880926nu uh!
ayy lmao
I am sad.
>>49888969what happened?
>>49888969feel better soon
Rape da Nue
>>49893277play the nue like a musical instrument
>>49824983Humanity is meant to colonize the unknownNue is the unknown, so I'm going to colonize her
Up
is this autosaged?
>>49917146i think it's cuz the thread is 3 months old now
>>49920405rip I guess
cute boymade for anal only
My fav extraterrestrial 2hu
I can't believe Nue is fricking dead!
nuen...
Post more Nue fat thighs, PLEASE
>>49933552Are you okay?
>>49933555NO, not until I see more FAT JUICY NUE THIGHS HNNNGNGNGNNGGN
>>49865109Our queen made it to 53!
>>49950608sigh, there goes my streak of not fapping to Nue today...
>>49954813Lewd creature
>>49954813wow the artist went all outthere's even thigh squish
>>49960220god i love nue
"Hey"
>>49960220sex
>>49479937https://vocaroo.com/1j56rA3wL3eJ
>>49479944No it isn't.
>>49982612WOAH, Reimu is not even the size of the Nue's leg, is the Nue a minigiantess? She appears to be more than 3 meters tall.
>>49479654For some reason I find hairstyles like Nue's really pretty on asian women, even really old ones (like grandma old).
>>49987275do you happen to have any examples cuz i wanna see
>>49987438NTA but just look at any Nue or Rukia cosplayer.
