Sort of like how Okina inspiring Schizophrenic devotion and Mystia becoming a symbol for perseverance, I wonder if the spider has become some symbol of romantic devotion.I'm not exactly sure why it's her, since Tsukasa seems like she would be a better symbol because tube foxes are symbols of monogamy, but something about Yamame in particular strikes me as being a fiercely loving and devoted person.
Yamame does have a very sweet personality for a wicked spider youkai who lives underground and eats people.
Why are arachnaphobes attracted to Yamame?Why is Yamame attracted to arachnaphobes?
>>49481269>Why are arachnaphobes attracted to Yamame?Fear and arousal get switched over in the brain really easily.>Why is Yamame attracted to arachnaphobes?All-you-can-eat fear buffet with just a gentle bit of arachnid teasing.
>>49481070She's got a nice personality which is itself a juxtoposition for what you'd expect a spider youkai who manipulates diseases to be like. She's not overtly spiderlike when you see her normally, so she doesn't trip the arachnophobe senses unless she really wants to. When you look at her, on first glance you don't really get an evil vibe from her.Now, Tsukasa? You look at her and the first thing you think is that you should be moving in the opposite direction.
Yamame's threads never last long. It is shameful, for a spider.
>>49481070>>49481436KMS and KYHNG did irreparable damage to Yamame fans' brains.
>>49481850Can you explain what the KMS is and what it has to do with Yamame?
>>49481985Yes.
>>49482031Ok, please do it.
>>49481070>I wonder if the spider has become some symbol of romantic devotionNow, while it is possible to say that Yamame became associated with love despite obstacles at first glance, with her lover being arachnophobic as the popular dynamic, this isn't 'romantic devotion'. I don't remember faithfulness of any party, Anon or Yamame, being tested and emerging victorious.If anything, Ran, due to Tsukasa being her foil, would work more as romantic devotion icon, with her loylty to Yukari being an indication how she treats relationships.
>>49481436I think Tsukasa is a pretty nice girl, she looks to me like she's a girl who's a bit unpleasant on the surface but deep down really needs someone to put their full trust in her to have Tsukasa's best side come out.
>>49482114>really needs someone to put their full trust in herStop posting any time, vile fox.
>>49482114i could fix her
Yamame does it for free.
>>49483962That scene was weird. Yamame has expressed the desire for singularly powerful beings to return to Former Hell, but it wasn't because she wanted to fight them. This manga just makes every character's motivation "I like to fight, lol".
>>49483991she doesn't really express a desire to fight them here though, it's more like she realised that there's still plenty of extremely strong people outside of Former Hell and she likes them being around in general, so she's happy to do jobs for them to keep them happy.it's pretty obvious that Yamame was going to be the choice for rebuilding the shrine but ZUN just threw her reasoning together last minute
>>49483991She saw Reimu put belt to ass and decided that maybe she should start toeing the line
Yamame-chan is so cute! She's very cool and awesome, too. But I wonder if she's powerful enough to stop her little friends from getting into my apartment. please
>>49481985>KMSKisame Magic Shop, It's a touhou fic that evolved out of one of these threads where an Anon falls for Yamame. It's got all the deficiencies you'd expect from a fan work, but there's still some soul to it. I'd say the biggest problem is that it doesn't focus enough on the spider, who's made out to be an older sister type to the rest of the arachnids in the Underground.>>49481850Probably.I've thought some about writing a Yamame story that would shore up the problems of KMS.The premise would be that there's a incident with sinkholes suddenly popping up in Gensokyo and Anon's house is destroyed. He wants to rebuild, but he's dead broke and construction is at a premium because other buildings are getting wrecked as well. So, he seeks out Yamame based on a rumor, who agrees to help him on the condition that he repay her afterwards in whatever manner she chooses. The story would be an excuse to go into the fine details of building a home, seeking out a good plot of land, procuring materials, laying down a foundation, etc. all from a Youkai's perspective. At the start, Anon would be pretty uncomfortable(arachnophobe) and probably annoy the Spider with his human sensibilities, but over time they'd grow closer without realizing it. Yamame's payment could be implied to be a literal pound of flesh throughout the story, which could very well be her plan up to a point, but at the end, the house itself is actually a trap for whatever is causing the sinkholes, because Yamame is pissed at the literal 'homewrecker' since the sinkholes would affect the underground as well. Anon would then move in with Yamame, in the 'house'(relationship) they'd built.The key, I think, is to unironically lean into the arachnophobia elements. Yamame should act friendly some moments, but also act erratically to tease/spook Anon at other times, like how a spider's movements aren't predictable. In same vein, Anon should be terrified of her. I don't have Arachnophobia, but I've been playing some horror games that get to me to remember what it feels like to be scared again. Ultimately Anon will grow to like her and her more positive respects, but that would be in spite of the phobia and not because of it. >>49482067Hmmm, maybe. To me, Ran's devotion has more to do with what she is as a Shiki.Yamame, on the other hand, is a home builder in a place where homes are often destroyed, sort of like how a spider's web might not last. That, to me, indicates that she'd roll with the punches in a relationship while moving forwards.Although Ran has her tails and Yamame has her legs and spider threads to keep you close.
Yamame without spider legs is like Aya without wings.
>>49484365I want a spider leg hug from Yamame!
>>49484344It's time to start asking ourselves how many Yamame romance fics we truly need
I like Yamame because I'm terrified of spiders but Yamame is pretty nice so I know she'd only scare me a little bit and there'd be plenty of aftercare after the scares
>>49484934I need a Yamame romance fic where she's paired with an actually arachnophobe, who desperately needs a new home built, and that's all that matters.
>>49484934>Wow! Two Yamame fics! Look Yamame! You have two romance fics! What a day!How many Ran fics are there? This may affect my decision to make a Yamame fic.
>>49485278Poor arachnaphobe husband is going to get swarmed with his spider daughters Yamame gives him...
>>49485482That's what happens when you feed her so much fear she can no longer contain it. It spawns additional youkai.
>>49485515That's a funny way to describe Yamame being overly eager with her husband in bed.
>>49485517No, no, it's quite literal.
>>49485239>spoilerI don't think there's any long Ran romance fics on AO3. I saw one fic that was Ran/a male character, but it was in french and pretty short. I think there's a doujin series that focuses on Ran and a male character, but I know nothing about it and I don't think it's translated anyway.In fact, although there are a couple other long fics with a 2hu/male character romance plot, barely any are finished, and a few of them are old THP fics that seem to just go on without ending. Yamame's kind of unique on that front for having two long stories that actually did wrap up eventually.
>>49483991Yeah, I don’t think she deserves any screentime whatsoever.
>>49485938Oh that's sad.You'd think with all the Ran fans out there she'd at least have one.How unfortunate for her that I've already had too many ideas for the spider. The web is building itself in my mind as I type. >I think there's a doujin series that focuses on Ran and a male character,Is it like the Sanae one where it starts with a guy asking for her hand in marriage, but she turns him down and they go slow?
>>49485896It appears the spider is in a precarious situation. Butt, if I were to take advantage of her then I would be the one in that situation.
>>49483962big mommers chapters
>>49488837what a dork
>>49488880guns at the table and violent shrine maidens, hell sure is scary
>>49488951Reimu looks like she's considering murder for no particular reason
>>49488995parsee made her feel jealousy for the first time ever and that makes her FURIOUS grrrgood thing this isn't satori's manga or i'd be worried
>>49488995That bow FUCKING SUCKS.>>49488837And so does this one!
>>49489109i'll be honest i didn't even realize it was supposed to evoke a spider's pincers and eyes until someone pointed it out in the cds thread. looks like it got reigned in a bit from her fortune slip version.
bump this thread by coming up with ways for Yamame to turn her arachnophobe boyfriend's fear into a fetish
>>49493769Surprise sex is scary when your wife can hide on the ceiling and grab you when you enter a room!
Lesbians.
>>49493769Gentle biting, dragging fangs along his skin, being tied up by webs(secured more like), using her legs to gently tickle his arm, basically any form of gentle skin ship over time.
>>49483962I thought this myth was a little silly until I remembered how many spiders I'd relocated during renovations. Yamame really does like to help out!
>>49494916Why is she winking at the camera? Is "construction work" some kind of innuendo?
>>49481269What if I'm an arachnophile ?
>>49500363yam inspection
>>49489257Jesus Christ, she’s beautiful.
i want her to caress my penis with the spider appendages that she's probably hiding somewhere
>>49502140She needs further inspection. Perhaps even a full search.
>>49493769She could leave around really fragile webs, just strong enough to caress the skin before snapping and disintegrating, so he would constantly be wondering if that was Yamame touching him or just another web?
>>49502140present yams
>>49510013Inspecting the yams.
>>49507579Yammy isn't used to being so vulnerable to a humie
>>49510669>>49510194>>49500363Stop caressing the spider! She is an evil creature who will not shower you with kisses, no, she will flood you with disease! You are going to contract Typhoid fever!
>>49511684That's right she gave me a disease, it's called lovesickness.
>>49511926Holy cringe
>>49511931You're going to need to be more familiar with fusu if you want to post in these parts.
The spoder that nests under my desk isn't there this morning bros...
>>49512104I have the same situation with the spider in the corner of the toilet room going missing 2 days ago
>>49484344Working on some romantic development ideas for the Spooder now- Being woo'd by her construction expertise and leadership ability making you realize she's not just a monster- Having her tease you by saying you shouldn't squish spiders, then sending wolf spiders to creep on you(they never bite).- Surprising her when you asked her if she changed her hair when you notice her bow is tied wrong, her teasing you about noticing something like that.- Picking out a pair of work overalls because she told you to, pick one at random that just so happens to match the colors of Yamame's outfit(brown, black, gold), she makes you a headband with the same pattern as her bow to complete the look. - Impressing her by showing that your craftsmanship skills make you a natural at creating intricate wood joints that Japanese buildings are famous for- Evil spirits whispering in your ear how Yamame's dress only seems modest until you realize from watching her move that she's quite curvaceous beneath it.- Yamame inviting you to Mystia's stand after a hard day's work, letting her hair down and fumbling with it while you talk with her about favorite foods- Yamame giving you the flu to stop you from going to a large village event because she's afraid someone else will snatch you up.
>>49511684If the spider is dangerous, why is she so sexy ?
fangs...
>>49521872Spooder likes to bite
>>49526142Do I get superpowers if she bites me?
CDS did good!
>>49526150You will be granted the power of falling in love with arachnid youkai
>>49527132If I already had that before if it cancelled out?
>>49527132But I'm scared of arachnids! And I'm scared of youkai!
>>49532228Then you'd best stop saying that before a resident spider youkai realises she can get a boyfriend and free meals at the same time!
>>49513168>Yamame giving you the flu to stop you from going to a large village event because she's afraid someone else will snatch you up.That's not nice
>>49533643just yooks being yooksNo one but her may have you
>>49534249You willingly let yourself get wrapped up in her web, did you think she'd happily let you go free?
>>49532256>>49534249>>49534252Are you guys telling me there's actual downsides to dating a youkai girl?!
>>49536452They are very possessiveThe insecure ones like Yukari are even worse
>>49513168>Yamame giving you the flu to stop you from going to a large village event because she's afraid someone else will snatch you up.hot
I want to be yooked by Yamame
I want to experience Yamame's big love
>>49547194Doubtless, big spiders are involved
Passing through
>>49546566are you sure?
>>49551667Yes
gunna give the spider coffee
>>49559906
>>49559906>>49559992TIL Yamame is Syaro
>>49559992>>49560020And this is how baby spiders are made.
>>49559992Why does she seem eager to get drunkenly raped?
>>49499831By construction work she means SEX and FUCKING
I don't like passing by her construction sites, Yamame keeps catcalling me and making lewd comments...
breed the fucking spider already you dumb fuck
>>49566148The FAT spider? No way, no way. Not enough sex appeal.
>>49566220Don't call Yamame fat! Rude! She has a rubenesque figure!
>>49566280Fat abdomen spider.
>>49566307You keep talking shit and you're going to see why humans fear spiders
>>49566321Whatever you say fatass.
Humans will say shit like that and then act surprised when they get raped
Bullies will be spending some time in the locker with a few of Yamame's buds until they learn to not be such rude jerks!
>>49566220the plump IS the appeal! If she isn't all soft and squishy then what's the fucking point?
>>49566280This what you call a rubenesque figure, Faceless Shota-kun?https://files.catbox.moe/8dh9ng.jpg
>>49569858Joke's on her,I know my spiders and that's clearly a new world tarantula (I can tell because it's fat as fuck) so I'll be fine with my new friends in the locker.
>>49566387the miko will protect me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAclC4Fb0y4La araña.
squeeze the spider gently so as not to startle her
>>49578555I will sneak up behind her and grab handfuls of yams.
>>49578565Anon, that just gets you bitten! You have to be very gentle and make sure the Yams knows where you are and what you're doing at all times!
>>49578576That sounds a bit possessive...
The Yam' is hidin'.
>>49578576Am I supposed to sit outside her house and pluck strings of silk to let her know I'm available for mating?
>>49583405
>>49583631Meatbags, how are we supposed to compete with handsome Arthrochads like this?
how dorky do you like the spider to be?
>>49588237>dorky You misspelled comfy
>>49588237Give me only the dorkiest
>>49588275well that goes without saying
>>49588237I like her fat, jolly and perverted!
>>49502140it's a tough job but someone's got to do it
get webbed loser!!
Yamame is the most french kissable 2hu. I don't know where I heard this from but apparently she uses her saliva for candy and apparently it's delicious. I want in on that.
>>49601942I've never heard the candy thing before but I definitely agree about her being very kissable.
Spider butte
Anons keep failing to bump...
>>49612418Sir, that's a knife ear.
Spider's threads keep dying. What can we do?
Goodnight little spooder
Does she have the biggest ass in Gensokyo? I can't think of anyone who beats her
>>49642398Marisa's hitbox is something of legend
>>49641897at least triplets, the spud would provide nothing less
breaktime spider
relaxing spider
>>49655157Is she going to burn all the eggs?
>>49659446There will be thrice as much covering her bridge the next day if she does
>>49655157suddenly an animated version appeared
Fat Fuck
fuck fat fuck
terrifying spider
the weak should fear the strong
>>49690227"Please, do not harm the hostage. We're willing to negotiate, just tell us what you want. Anything!"
>>49690227This was what Yamame dreamed about after Flan batted her into next week within five seconds of meeting her.
>>49690237An infinite supply of coffee! And permission to do construction jobs in the human village! And a really dumb human villager!
>>49693071Make sure the villager is cute and scared of spiders, really big time afraid too.
>>49693071>>49693088I'd get pretty upset if I got chosen. Not because of getting effectively sacrificed to a spider youkai which would terrify me, but because it would imply the other villagers think I'm dumb. I know all 50 US states, I can talk about dinosaurs and other prehistoric animals at length. I'm only bad at math. If I get picked someone better apologize to me before I show them all of my impressive trivia knowledge.
None of you are dumb enough...
>>49697419damn...
>>49481269>”arachnophobe huh you must secretly want to fuck spiders” mfers when they see yamame
Yamame modelling something new for her human
>>49706266Yamame has a human in captivity? I need to call Reimu!
>>49706395its too late, yam stole his firstborn
>down to an inchAn inch is a giant window for error. That shrine is going to be fucked.
Oh no! Yamame is preying upon a human! Please do not look. It is far to horrible to witness.
>>49706656It's a mistranslation. I forget what the original JP unit was, but it was, actually, very precise. Blame translators.
>>49706587Reimu will save that human and his child!
>>49706266I think this is the hottest image of Yamame I've ever seen in my life.
>>49706656Yeah, I asked the translator because it autistically upset me
>>49707193Mart sharters should be banned from translating, "to the mil" sounds just as idiomatic and doesn't imply she's that incompetent in construction.
>>49707213>milHow big is that in AMERICAN?
>>49707539That's why it works. Mil is a casual, informal abbreviation for mm, but it's also the correct abbreviation for millionths of an inch. And since a millionth of an inch is about 0.03mm it works out surprisingly close to the units Yamame was using anyway.
>>49707193I'd MUCH rather prefer it was retained as the original "to the rin" instead of translating it to sound "better".
This will remain the ideal Yamame bodytype. I love my motherly hag idol Yamame.
>>49707539
>>49707193>translator does a dumb thing>dozens of yamamefags awaken like sleeper agents upset at the implication that she's a shit builder
>>49709387Waifu slander is the fastest way to motivate people here.
>>49708415MOMMY!!
Spideryam, Spideryam
yam
yum
yamming the yam
ramming the yam
very strange pairing
>>49729055yammy fangs
>>49706835I don't think you understood what he meant...
>>49732074familiarize with them, cause they're going in your shoulder
>>49729055it isnt
>>49737700Yammy being a biter is dangerous! What if she injects you with the venom that gives you uncontrollable hours-long erections and has to make you cum your brains out to stop you developing permanent erectile dysfunction!
>>49737700Not if I bite her first
>>49737896The proper way to wrestle a youkaiYou must show your strength and will
>>49742314but that's how you get raped...
>>49481070I want to breed this spider
>>49748015you better be ready for the 300 children you're gonna have as a result.
>>49754242The 300 comment was just to spook you goodYam only plans on a modest dozen
>>49754265On the bright side your genetic legacy is secured. On the downside you're forever going to be known as the guy who fucked a spider and caused a plague of spiders.
>>49754276>you're forever going to be known as the guy who fucked a spiderGood.
I think Yamame is cool as fuck
I think Yammy is cute as fuck
I think therefore I am Yamame
>>49766226You are FAT and a FUCK.
>>49766233I can attest to the fat part at least
no thread for it or anything, but today's the two year anniversary of when the KMS started if anyone cares.
Did she drink from it afterwards?
>>49770113Kisume bath water sake is used to raise revenue for the underground from thirsty gamercels.
>>49766397Time sure flies.
Imagine touching Yamame
>>49779700Soft...
>>49779700Warm...
>>49779700Small, sharp sensory hairs covered in microscopic barbs.
>>49779700I tried this and she kicked hairs at me, now my arms won't stop itching
>>49780053>>49780713Fat fuck should shave
>>49780762I like hairy spider pussy.
>>49780777I bet Yamame doesn't bother shaving anywhere else either. There's a reason her outfit covers her legs and armpits
>>49780786Erotic.
>>49780789You are a desperate and sad human. Be better. Lust after normal human women instead.
Fat hairy fuck
LMAO FATTY
Ugh! A spider...
>>49788848this but it's my face she's sitting on
>>49790201You really want such a fat ass smothering your face? Stealing your oxygen? Giving you a mouthful of spider genitals?
would yamame let me touch her ass?
I don't get why I like this girl so much, she has like 4 sentences of dialogue but I can't turn away.
>>49793967It's due to the gravitation pull of her fat
Kimono spider...
>>49802351>>49804163teef
fat hairy hole
>>49804213what about them?
>>49808074Reminder that spiders like to gently use their fangs to help secure themselves on uneven terrain. Yamame is not only a biter, she'll definitely poke her teef into your skin when she holds you. No sudden movements.
>>49808094the spod goes nom
>>49793967you've been arachnopropagandized by fanfiction
>>49812281I want to hug the spider
>>49812710it's a dangerous idea. She might decide she doesn't want to let go.
is this really what you want spiderfuckers
>>49826751Ye- I mean, n-no...
>>49826751Only if she loves me.
>>49826751She's pretty cute...
>>49831780Yamame saggers
>>49808094A few years back at one of the beaches I swim at there was a rash of OMFG SOMEDING BIT ME alerts every day. I too got "bit" by the goddamn things 20 times. The local talking head "experts" went on tv and announced it to be a case of mass hysteria because there were simply no little biting creatures off of that shore. I caught 2 or 3 of them and sent them to the oceanography dept at the nearest college. The nerd there got back to me and said OH thank you! This is the rare isopoda gigar doofnoozers yadda blabba. I was like "It bit me". They were like "No no no! They don't bite! They latch on to you because they are looking for a ride and think you are seaweed!" So anyway. Yeah. Me and 500 other people got not-bit by sea-yams.
>>49841057those isopods are such rascals
mom shaped character
>>49846446explain
>>49831780holy shit look how fucking saggy she is
>>49847089MASSIVE hipscanonically warm and cheerful personality
>>49848954No she always wears a bra.
>>49854331Silk undergarments?
collecting and eating yamame's webs
>>49860039Shave your armpits Yammy...
Right here.
>>49867162Right now.
>>49874229Waking up to find your love's not real?
Breed the spider
>>49878904
I heard this urban legend about how the average person accidentally eats 8 spiders in their sleep, every year.Ergo, full contact french kissing sleep molestation from Yamame-chan every other month.
>>49884348Don't worry, it's just a statistical anomoly. The average person eats zero spiders a year. The Yamame fic protagonists who 'eat' spiders every single night are outliers and should not have been counted.
my wife
>>49887166pov: you're Parsee
>>49884348>the average person accidentally eats 8 spiders in their sleep, every year.What the fuck eewww
>>49902600And shit them out.
>>49929036The Mame sure makes for a cute boy.
>>49902600in fact, they could be inside you right now
we slipped further in the popularity polls...this probably shouldn't be a surprise since I make up probably a third of the posts in this thread
>>49937646Why don't more people like her...?
>>49943341she has barely any canon presenceYammy's popularity is built on the aching backs of her fans
>>49943432Nonsense. She appeared in several CDS chapters, including the final one. She even dressed up for the occasion. People just don't like her for some reason.
>>49943805they feel their hearts start pounding when they look at her and it scares them
