I woke up this morning with stones in my mouth.You said those were only the lies you've told me.
what the baka op is saying..? stones aint lies.
>>49525046How dare you mock the art of stone-lying! Unforgivable!
>>49525074stones dont lie, they're honest beings. dont mock mineral beings with your tongue twisting bakaries!
I want to hug and love the jelly baby.
>>49525033What an eloquent stillborn. I will pray for you OP, may your parents forgive you dying on them. But if you could tell what is your bandwidth in Sai no Kawara, I would be thankful. For research purposes.
>>49525728lol
>>49525033Her story makes me tear up all the time man, genuinely made me pro-life thinking of all the souls in limbo with no way to attain HeavenJust stacking stones, stacking stones… so futileMan
Get squished!
>>49526340rude!
There is a pun hidden in this image. Can you find it?
>>49526422i want to play horsey with jelly baby too :<
>>49526422I get it, but I won't tell you
>>49527295dancing baby?
>>49527325Yes. She needs to make sure the other kids are having fun as well.
>>49527413show-off
>>49527477Alright Okina. Now throw those at Renko as hard as you can!
Post more cute jelly babies, I'm currently at a paucity
jelly
>>49530876Free her!
>>49538800she's happy in the jelly.
Stone-Stacking ContestEika Ebisu is a stillborn spirit, and she’s something of an inspiration to the other spirits at the Sai no Kawara. On this day, just like any other day, she was making full use of her ability and her dexterous fingers to stack a tower of stones. According to Eika, the trick to getting the highest tower is to be bold while maintaining a steady hand. The jellyfish spirits had gathered around her to cheer her on. But why does she stack stones, you may ask? Because they’re there.Stacking stones may seem like a fun little game, but it takes on a whole different meaning when done at the Sai no Kawara. Children who pass away before their parents are forbidden from crossing the Sanzu River. So, instead, the spirits of these children remain on the Sanzu River’s bank (the Sai no Kawara), and stack stone towers, which represent pagodas, to pray for their parents’ good health.“This stone’s for father, and this stone’s for mother…”No matter how desperately they stack stones, in the end, their towers will always collapse. And then, they start all over again.One stone, two stones, three stones… The click-clatter of stones blended with the sound of pinwheels spinning in the wind to form a tranquil melody on the riverbank. Eika had a determined look on her face as she focused on winning the stone-stacking contest. She was so focused she didn’t even notice that she had an audience.“What are you doing lounging around here again? Don’t you have work to do, Komachi?”“Aww, don’t say that. I’m on my break.”Komachi Onozuka and Urumi Ushizaki both work on the Sanzu River, but they weren’t working then. Instead, they sat on a large rock, watching over Eika. While they may not have been all that interested in the contest, they seemed content to watch Eika and the other spirits enjoying themselves.“Woohoo! A new record!”Before long, the stone stack grew so high that it towered over Eika. But it seems she wasn’t done just yet. She crouched down and started to look for the perfect stone to lay on top.“Wow, that’s really impressive.”“You said it. It might even be bigger than that Dunkleosteus I caught the other day.”The two onlookers couldn’t help but comment on Eika’s magnificent stone-stacking skills.“But why is she so obsessed with stacking stones…?”Neither of them knew the answer, so they turned to ask Eika directly―“All right, now for the next stone. I know I can still make it taller!”“…Well, I guess it doesn’t really matter as long as she’s happy.”“Right. That’s what’s most important.”Eika continued to challenge herself to build the tallest tower as the shinigami and the ushi-oni watched on, choosing not to disturb her.“Who knew Sai no Kawara could be so peaceful, huh?”“It’s quite nice though, isn’t it?”“I guess.”“Oh, right, before I forget… Wanna buy some fish? I caught some really big ones today.”“Sounds good. I was just thinking about what I was going to do for dinner.”“Hey, what’re you talking about fish for? Our stone towers are way cooler than fish!”
>>49541980needs more puns, jokes and pervy humour.
>>49530791Cute, but what colour are her panties?
Pondering her fishe
>>49544277wrong image
>>49544274See >>49544289
>>49544274jelly colored
>>49544274Polka dot or white!
>>49544282!!
>>49544277I'd rather pounding her fishe, if you catch my drift
>>49546371Hell yeah brother
consider the sukus
>>49548737Soft stack!
>>49553068stone fortress
>>49553674I can conquer it!
>>49553068Is my brain fried or is her chest lowkey kinda big
>>49553941Nothing lowkey about it, she's got a pair of great big Pink Meanies under there, if you know what I mean.
>>49553953She must take after her mother
>>49553941it's her dress being kinda puffy.
oppai jelly baby?
Woke up this morningGot yourself a gunUrumi always said you'd be the chosen oneShe said, you're one in a millionYou gotta stack to shineBut you were born under a bad signWith a bloom in your eyesWhen you woke up this morningAll that stonestacks had goneKutaka never told youAbout fuckin onisBut you're you're looking good, jelly babyI believe that you're feeling fine, shame about itBorn under a bad signWith a bloom in your eyes
>>49566026party hard on friday jelly
>>49558281Would oni be actually afraid of shikigami?
>>49568601shikigami, nope. shinigami, yup.
>>49568619Believe it or not, that mistake was due to autocorrect, sorry for phoneposting
>>49568641i thought until a couple of years ago they were the same thing but with a different romanization. komachi-chan, i'm sorry for my past mistakes.
>>49566026Git down party for your right to paradise.
party baby
>>49573067jelly idol!
The cairn hu
>>49578470Sorry had to do it.
>>49578401Source? I can’t find anything…
do not lewd the jelly baby
>>49582506its an old post from itatatata's 2chan threads. He sadly never archives his 2chan posts so you have to be there.
>>49587151I see. Thought it was something like that. Thanks, Anon
>>49588861Forgot the image
>>49588864>>49592640Ebisu-chan has some dangerous friends.
>>49594009safe hobbies, dangerous friends.
baby and baby and hot babe.
>>49601601mom & baby & mom
gloomy ruby jelly baby
>>49602540cute
>>49582481legs
>>496025402many moms.
This HAG is older than the land Gensokyo is located in!
>>49633314jelly baby? more like jelly baba.
>>49633314That's a lot of stacking time!
>>49633314
weeeeeee!!
>>49655212it's a big cake
>>49655212Softer than an old fruit cake.
Eika's ready for summer!
>>49666072That is a lot of jelly babies.
Guys, I think she got lost again.
>>49666381easy (to please) baby
>>49666341Letting the baby cry is NOT allowed, go help her!
>>49667995you just need to lead her to the nearest riverbank
>I can literally blow up anything with my hand>I can open up boundaries anywhere>I can stop time and manipulate space>I STACK ROCKS
>>49670264dont mock the art of stone-stacking!
>>49670264Take your green and go away>>49676508Cartoon baby
baby bump
>>49691403
>>49700164swim harder brave fishhou
>>49700164Jelly baby and auntie waggy
Aesthetic jelly
>>49709701jellywave
tsumiki
why are her ears like that
>>49719157God hates kids.
>>49719157they're cool and hip.
>>49725423big baby
>>49716426i guess she's better with stones.
>>49719157why is your face like that
>>49725423cleavage baby
A challenger approaches
>>49742551i feel like this may be cheating.
>>49742551b*ddhists being such lowlives they feel the need to act tough around stillborn babies
>>49742551Helmet laws suck.
imagine going to gensokyo and wondering what sick power you’ll getmaybe it’s opening portalsmaybe it’s flawless disguisesmaybe it’s straight up pure energy blastsand you end up stacking fucking stones
>>49752983hey, dont mock the art of stone-stacking!
>>49761812>>49757563This jelly is too sexy! Please tone it down!
>>49761832it's just your usual jelly baby... but bigger.
>>49762335You could even say she's stacked
>>49762647nice one
>>49766955it must be a very good flat stone, look how she treasures it.
>>49767803A good rock is hard to find.
friends.
the perfect stone to stack is flat as eika.
stacking the thread for the jelly baby.
>>49785442cute fumo
>>49785442Imagine an Eika fumo with a sealed casing of gel acting like a skeleton. That way you can really feel the jelliness.
>>49794000tummy baby
Dance!!!
>>49802070this boogie is for real!
>>49802070:(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY
>>49807456loot at how she rocks that bikini!
>>49807478it's there see it what you did
>>49814791wait
>>49826948What a lewd dress... What if an innocent onisan sees her like this?
>>49833470that's just a normal (cute) dress.
>>49670264She ROCKS. Problems?
she's quite smug regarding her amazing stacking abilities.
>>49839070She should be. She would be a gold medalist.
>>49843503there's no doubt about the gold, but which touhou gonna win the silver and the bronze?
>>49847159Silver: Ran (superior physics calcs done within her mind)Bronze: Alice (natural autism)4th place: Koishi (rather autistic but too ADHD-like to be a champ)Disqualified: Seija (kept flipping so that the bad stack stood afloat)
>>49847222i think patchy would be able to beat both alice and koishi at stone stacking.
>>49847222Tenshi would be disqualified for using keystones.
すげえ indeed.
>>49851418ha
>>49847574Tenshi would get the whole contest canceled because she'd build her stack on top of the Hakurei Shrine.
happy jelly baby
>>49867106That's a very impressive stack.
>>49875335she's an expert, you know.
>yare yare
Nina and Eika mother daughter
>>49884214yeah, i spotted some sort of resemblance too, but i doubt they're related.
>>49884223Its the frillsHer dress also reminds me of WaggysaggyFishhus should stick together
>>49884228fishou are growing powerful, next touhou game gonna be marine themed for sure.
>>49884200oh oh
soft stack
>>49892121Stacked softly in Eikas thread F.O.E
stacking dream(?) stones
>>49898286Chop off the neck!
clumsy baby
>>49898286How much does a dream weigh?
>>49525033why is she ears looks like that?
>>49916688you mean - why her ears look like that? -and the answer is: ask Zun.
>>49916444it depends on the dreamer.
>>49916789bloomers
>>49916789Somehow, I can't imagine Eika without translucent clothes.
ebis :D
>>49934212That's quite a setup she has for someone who spends her days playing with rocks along a riverbank.
>>49936679she's probably visiting somehou, maybe keiki.
I bet Eika's favorite flash game is Feed the King.
>>49941875never heard of it
>>49941990You time when to drop a cake so that it stacks onto another cake. When you've completely missed a drop, you enter the second half of the game; controlling the king to eat your stack of cakes from the bottom-up.Come to think of it, I bet Yuyuko likes it too.
>>49946638yeah, the gensokyo version is probably called feed the yuyuko instead.
Epic baby
>>49947059i dont know, i like my eika as a cute loli better.
>>49947059hat jizo my beloved
>>49947059Hey kid wanna stack?
