Acknowledged!
>>49529482I was wondering where Hatatefags went.
>>49529510I'm here!!!
sneezna
kourindou
How tricky would it be to make Hatate acknowledge a human as her boyfriend?
>>49532418First step is actually meeting the shutin tengu.
>>49532427And step two?
>>49532481I think we should focus on step one first.
>>49532481Hatate seems the least likely to object to an interspecies relationship of all the tengu. Woo her like a normal girl.
>>49532541>seems the least likely to object to an interspecies relationship of all the tenguThat would be Aya and it's not even close, for both human and other youkai suitors. Hatate is way more tengu-centric in her worldview. Even though she dislikes the current tengu hierarchies, her focus is much more firmly on her own species. I wouldn't be surprised if Hatate misinterpreted your advances due to not fathoming possibility of tengu romancing human in the first place.
>>49532638Aya only hangs around humans to get piped by strangers. Don't mistake wanting to get her holes plugged for being open to romance! She treats humans like pets. Hatate is much nicer and is far more likely to fall for a romantic male.
>>49532799>She treats humans like pets>hangs around humans to get pipedI don't recall that part of Touhou Project.
>>49532799>Don't mistake wanting to get her holes plugged for being open to romance!Very sentimental to story of pure romance for supposed... Ugh. I can't even force myself to type that when thinking about tengu.I'm not saying that Hatate is inaccessible. Aya will probably reject you due to her being very proud, but she mingles enough with non-tengu and more importantly humans to treat them more cordially in comparison to other tengu. Hatate keeps distance while still being proud, like a tengu should be.Perhaps Hatate would be more likely to accept than Aya, once she acknowledges human as a possible suitor, but I think this would be a big hurdle. If I were you, interested in purple reporter, I would bet on her competitive rivalry with Aya in terms of newspapers and try to present myself as a valuable information source about happenings in the Human Village. Might still not succeed, mind you, if Hatate finds information about Village as dull.
>>49532418Hatate is perfectly happy to have many human boyfriends.
>>49533224I don't know why anons get angry when they see a post like this. I mean, Gensokyo is already an abnormal, isolated world where most of the population is youkai. This is an inevitable occurrence, and there is no way to stop it.
>>49536038>where most of the population is youkai>>49533224>many human boyfriends>>49536038>This is an inevitable occurrenceBack to math class, Cirno.
i want to cage her and reply to every single one of her posts with green text until her hearts stops beating because thats what birds do
>>49533224I want to watch.
>>49533224Hatate doesn't have BOYfriends, she only dates girls! And girl tengu!
>>49532233God what a pitslut. Reimu must have tengu blood in her, the resemblance is uncanny.
baggoi!!! :DDDD
>>49538851Watch what?
>>49533224I don't think this as true.think about it, even if one consider this, hypothetically, wouldn't it go against her desire to improve and strengthen relations between crow and wolf tengu? how would she play this diplomatic role and also hoard human men, while wolf tengu have to share a communal husband?
>>49544803You're not fooling anyone, Aya.
slutty
Would you?
Hatate is a virgin
>>49556029But of course, with love and care. Only some kind of homosexual wouldn't jump at the bit to feel what 10gu lips feel like.>>49556083Not anally after I am done.
>>49560903>But of course, with love and care. Only some kind of homosexual wouldn't jump at the bit to feel what 10gu lips feel like.This Anon has a soul not only pure, but shining in the dark.
>>49560937>but shining in the dark.What does a glowie do in this thread?
>>49560937That's either a huuuge pocky stick, or I'm about to get my eye poked out.
>>49563143Wrong! she definitely doesn't want to stick it to your funny place.
tate
She's cute
Megumu acting out of kindness or self-preservation here?
>>49574458Aya seems to enjoy it.
>>49563143Do you not know what foreshortening is, anon?
Hattie is a hottie.
>>49529482Hatate would be amazing for a pump and dump. You could shower her in compliments and affection and she'd be all over you. Then you just get her pregnant and disappear from her life forever.
>>49575256Please take responsibility. Do not abandon the tater.
>>49575256There is a better way...
>>49575301Hatate wouldn't do this.The other tengu on the other hand.....
>>49575256Kappa>>49575301Oni>>49575525Tanuki>>49577105Kitsune>>49575270Human
>>49577126T*ngu
>49577105Sad this was such a kuso post, it was a nice picture.
>>49579023Cute! Monogamous! Faithful! Marriage material! Lots of kids (all of which are her husband's)! Hatate! Good! Cute!!!
>>49579049>husband's*wife's
>>49579049>husband's*husbands'
>>49529482I hate tengu but she's one of the good ones.
There is no good tengu, though.
>>49584745>>49584757Neither of you is one of the good ones among humans!
>>49584832Why not? Hatate also dislikes tengu society.
>>49584836Not a single tengu likes tengu society either, it's not about that. But just because every tengu has its own, bigger or smaller, issues with how their society works, doesn't mean they will allow some human outsiders to trash on the whole specie.
>>49584850"We suck and we all know that we suck but you're not allowed to say that we suck."No wonder tengu keep sucking and never change.>itsNow that's rude.
>>49584868I'm convinced tengu society is a satire of Japan.
>>49584868>"We suck and we all know that we suck but you're not allowed to say that we suck."That's what happens when you deal with youkai known first and foremost for being prideful. Also >>49584881, there certainly some undertones like that. Remember article in AFiEU about taking bathtube of sake to drink after work?>Now that's rude.That's what happens when you let your mothertongue's grammar bleed into your English...
>>49584850Youkai Mountain, or United States?Maybe those two should acknowledge they have much in common, and start dating already.
>>49529482Hatate likes it small.
>>49529482captcha jphu
>>49529482Chronic Masturbator.
>>49590398Not to mention stalker
>>49589849Why does she always consider mine inadequate then?
>>49591164Because there's small and then there's microscopic (yours).
I think she'd be one of the better wives in Gensokyo.
>>49596425Just make sure to not piss her off
>>49600558I've always loved how her hips look on this picture
>>49601195Agreed. I'd let her in. People say don't stick your dick in crazy, but I wish any woman would be so in love with me that she attempts to break into my house. I don't really have the kinda personality that attracts obsession like that, though.
>>49601243I have always liked the fanon interpretation that she is obsessive hikkikomori yandere as much as it's not canon.Kind of shame that you don't see these kind of interpretations anymore....
>>49601656>yandereShe doesn't have enough brain cells for that.
>>49606958Now that's just mean
smug tengu girls need correction
>>49609467Which part of her needs to be corrected? If it works, don't fix it.
>>49609499>If it works, don't fix it.Well considering it's Hatate, I'd say the whole thing needs correcting in that case.
>>49611747How can you fix perfection?
>>49612076She needs to undergo extensive training to reach "perfection".
>>49611747Hatate isn't that bad, she has some positive qualities too.
>>49612076>>49622071Anons, the joke is that she hates working.
later hatater
>>49623503Hey, I'll have you know that being a NEET is a hard job
The best thing about being Hatate's husband is the post-coital cuddling. It's true that LaMarcus often remains in the bed as well after he's done satisfying her, but it's still an intimate experience nonetheless. (Hatate always goes in the middle, otherwise that would be gay.)
>>49626286Why are you like this?
>>49627054Just ignore
>>49627054report and ignore
>>49601243the following pics are the bird babytrapping you
Daily reminder to stick your dick in crazy.
>>49631100"Oh no guys it's super scary that this hot youkai woman is obsessed with you and wants your child." What causes this disorder?
>>49631956there are severe downsides to a superhumanly strong, mentally unstable creature with attachment issues making herself your problemobsession is only hot until its directed at squarely at you
>>49632077Human women are bad enough, but youkai? Shudder…
>>49632077Only for the weak, I am the obsessive strong being when it comes to any human woman. A yokai roping me into an obsessive romance is a dream. For me its about trust, not boundaries.
>>49631956The lack of appreciation for courage and wonder. When monsters passed into fantasy, we stopped having heroes as well.>>49632077The correct answer is to respond with an obsession of your own. If she burns to hot to be quenched, then why not at least make your combined blaze beautiful while you throw yourself to her?
>>49632077If you think that her being able to pin you down and having her way with (you) anytime she wants is not hot, you might be gay, anon.
Hatate could become a streamer or vtuber and enjoy an easy life.
>>49636279Ah yes, this mentally stable girl becoming a streamer.Seems like a great idea, what could possibly go wrong?
>>49636279There is a small problem, in Gensokyo the only potential watchers will be girls.
>>49636802So maybe male tengu have live2d avatars of Village men and fanciful depictions of Outside World males, raking in donations of sake and dragon gems from lonely tengu females?
>>49636802But all the girls in Gensokyo are into girls!
>>49636802She could get more viewers from the greater hell. Its diverse demographics offer many opportunities.
cute wings
autosaged? rip hatate
>>49649852That's not how it works on /jp/... Nice to see new blood, lol.
>>49650048Mods are trying to kill her thread again.
Summer with Hatate!
Walking along the beach with Hatate as she checks out guys and openly flirts with them in front of me! She'll only take the best back to our hotel room...
>>49657209s/guys/girls/g
>>49662243
>>49662399A virgin maiden shouldn't be posed like that!
>>49662404You know, she doesn't have to be a virgin forever.
>>49662414
>>49662418Powerful picture.
>>49662418Aya must be jealous!
>>49663181Don't worry, I will make sure that isn't the case.
>>49663240Aya, you're not doing yourself any favor by posing in your friend's thread to appear more popular.
Hatate is overheating.
>>49671075more like overeating LOL
>>49671098LOL what a fatass
>>49671098>>49671109Stop samefagging, Aya.
>>49529482Nack
>>49636773Would Hatate turn into a lolcrow?
>>49676797I'm not sure if she would go that far, but I don't think that she would be good at handling criticism.
>>49677450Have faith in her, dude. She'll be a perfecr role model for the next generation of tengus!
>>49671576Tengu are simply the type to corvidpeck, in their nature...
>>49636773Ah Tatangel-chan~ I'm gonna coach her to be the best streamer ever!?
>>49681857Don't believe this anon, Hatate. He wants to turn you into a CrowFans whore.
Hatate footjob....
>>49682165>CrowFansHow do you access that as a guy from the Outside World?
>>49683713You need to subscribe to a hidden network service called Gensonet. Further information can be found at gensonet.yuka.ri.
>>49686525I love the doujins by that artist
extra purple hatata
Lewd summer birb
>>49696905Too big.
>>49697120No such thing
>>49697166She has them small, at least according to CDS.
BOO!
>>49702000こわい こわい
>>49705148hatate only wear sexy panties, i'm not disappointed.
Aya really is not a good friend is she?
>>49708892she's not a friend at all. she's a rival!
>>49708905Hatate needs no friends!
>>49697198she has them pretty big, according to AFiEU
>>49712553>AFiEUFAKEST news.
>>49712544But she does need (you)
>>49712944I did it for money, though.
tate....
>>49712553I'm going to make this birdy sing
>>49717376*CAW CAW CAW*
Hoetate
Moetate
>>49724513no
>>49729106yes
>>49729122No, moe was a mistake.
>>49729140touhou is built on moe, you baka.
>>49729157no u
Fuck the journalist!
Goodnight, sweet princess.
>>49744930
>>49745131WAKE UP YOU USELESS TENGU
sleepytate is cute
>>49754230Agreed
>>49754230It's also easier when you wanna do it without consent.
>>49754298i would sniff her all over. and she would never know!
>>49754316Don't forget to start from her feet!
Any flat Hatate pics? This thread is filled with titty monsters
>>49761209
>>49761395KOURINDOU
>>49761209>flatew disgusting
i like 'tates of any boob size
>>49763251Why? it fits her
>>49763262What about the one without boob?>>49763269Not canon.
>>49763279straight flat would be a little sad unless we're talking about a loli tate. loli tate is cute. but flat teen tate is also fine.
>>49763291Indeed.
Even though Hatate is my wife, it is true that she can often be found bouncing on the lengthy penises of various other large muscular men, preferably black.
>>49775604comfy tengu thighs
>>49774779Kill yourself.How many years before the janitor decides to permaban this filth?
>>49776846jannies can't b& him tho
>>49776849/jp/ has mods that can "banned" him
Stupid tengu. Wrong colored tengu. Outdated phone tengu. Wrong newspaper tengu.
>>49781533>Wrong newspaper tengu.wut?
>>49786069Aya thinks that her shitty tabloid is the only "correct" one, and she's willing to throw her friend under the bus, if it meant she would get just one more subscriber.
>>49786487>if it meant she would get just one more subscriber.Absolutely kosher. No wonder everyone calls them the jewish species of youkai.
>>49805146Kill yourself.
I love Hatate because she's just as ridiculous, pathetic and sad as me.She needs me and I need her.
>>49806796I also like that hatate.I know I can't fix her, but we can at least be broken together.
>>49807100You get it, anon.These feelings are as intense as it gets.Toxic love, codependency, obsessive and hyper-controlling behaviour. All good stuff.
>>49632077Don't worry, Tate is a nice girl, she won't be a threat until she sees you flirting with Aya
>>49809806author's note: Hatate's definition of flirting is extremely broad and not at all related to reality
Anon... would you kindly explain to me what the hell this is? And why didn’t you tell me...?
>>49811239That ain't me, I don't have brown hair.
>>49811239You know how touchy aya gets when around men, especially when it will profit her, or her tabloid.
>>49811239That ain't me, I don't look that young.
>>49811239It's AI!
>>49811239She definitely loves seeing her lover stolen by her friend!
>>49811239It ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, no.
>>49811239That ain't me, the girl I met had blue hair actually.
>>49812088>>49816071>>49818324>>49818407Oh...? Really?*flash stabs you in the neck with a box cutter*I'm sorry, Anon. But I really loved you... I really did.*your vision fades*
>>49823448Shes so cute, I wish girls were real
>>49823448Joke's on you. I'm under the protection of the Hieda family.
>>49823448Tater's scrawny arms couldn't possibly stab through all the fat around my neck.
>>49823448Fake, hatate would never.She knows all too well that I can't live without her, and that she can't live without me.
tater went outside in the middle of summer for the first time in years
>>49826747She gets upset after realizing that every Tengu but her has a personal shota pet.
>>49826742You are right.Therefore, the only solution is a double suicide.That way, me and Hatate, are going to be together for the rest of eternity, away from this ugly world.
My beautiful slightly unfaithful Tengu wife.
>>49828067Kill yourself!
>>49826868Amen
>>49532162Fake Hatate. The real Hata-chan isn't this big. I say this confidently as a tengu specialist.
>>49532162I want to make love to her black wings
>>49839076>I want to make love to her black wingsHow would you go about this?
>>49839080I'd touch and caress all her feathers, kiss and slowly run my fingers through the base of each wing where the nerves are located.I don't want to get graphic but she would wrap around my member with one wing, and hopefully if it's flexible enough, the rest of my body with the other.
>>49839185C-can I watch? I've always had feelings for Hatate and I think it would really let me work some things out.
Speaking of wings, do you like your hatate with short or long wings?
>>49841409W-What? N-No, you cannot watch...>>49841632They need to be majestic, and scary...
Only I remembered about her day.... I acknowledged the 'taters threads were ((((intervened)))) by people who dislike tengu, but to think Megumu herself would show up on my dreams and dennounce them directly.... I am already married and have enough on my plate, but I'll have to do something
>>49708892I want to watch Hatate take Aya's big thick futapenis while Hatate moans how much longer and thicker and harder a girl penis is compared to a little human penis and then Aya gets Hatate pregnant and I have to raise her daughters.
This stupid 10gu got lazy and her thread died, many such cases
>>49844446what a whore
>>49844546At least high-IQ NTR appreciators now have options for satisfying their Hatate wives and fathering their stepchildren besides just melanin-enriched men.
>>49852005>high-IQ >NTR
>>49853205triggered lol
>>49853633Cuck. Your fetish is horrible.
>>49853633take a moment to imagine your mom and dad seeing how you spend your time
>>49853338>>49853633Samefag
saddest samefagging I've seen all week
>>49852005I never liked the racial side of NTR. Futa NTR never has it.
>>49853785Your fetish is also disgusting and you should kill yourself.
Why do /jp/sies always associate Hatate with NTR?
>>49857437We don't, the tourists do.
>>49857437Hatate wives and gfs love their anon husbands and bfs, but they still have extremely high sexual needs and not everyone has a chocolate ten-incher (minimum requirement)
I want to destroy her phone!
>>49863716Anon, you're going to make her cry.
>>49857437It's just one secondary.
just voted for the cute taters in the popularity poll
>>49864257now do it again
>>49864257>>49869597Why do people even bother with the popularity poll? Seems like a waste of time to me desu.
>>49874253Because it's fun!
I heard Hatate likes melanin-enriched man. Does that mean I still have a chance?
>>49883800As long as you're large and powerful enough to dominate her in bed and have the length and girth to properly stimulate her deep vaginal melanin receptors, my wife will certainly enjoy sex with you. Please don't use protection though, she hates that.
>>49874253In my case, I am a man that has dedicated his life to touhous, so even small events like those are fun (pretty much anything that isn't related to dishonest, opinion shaped (((imageboards))) can be good to pour time into for touhou. There are 'people', that is, 40+ years old pathetic loser womencels who seethe because some men decide to dedicate themselves or feel affection for a cute tengu with a miniskirt, or any other touhous, ignoring them and their worthless consumerist existence, so take that as your will. Time is good as long as your brain and heart remain pure
>>49888596>(pretty much anything that isn't related to dishonest, opinion shaped (((imageboards))) What are you talking about?I know that this board can be shitty(and has been with the influx of tourists), but most of the time it's a pretty decent place to discuss Touhou.
Hatate rapes kids
>>49893648So do I, we're literally perfect for each other.
>>49893732How many lolis have you raped so far, anon?
>>49893648Are you a kid?
>>49893984I dunno man, I've lost count a while ago. But currently, I've got 12 of them in my basement.
>>49893990Are you already feeling horny, Aya?
>>49893984They are 999 years old.
slut
soon
caw caw
>>49529482i dont get itshe's just aya with smaller tits and looser holes
>>49916925>looser holesAre we talking about the same Aya? The one, who has to whore herself out just to sell some of her shitty tabloid?
I saw Hatate buy a dragon dildo at the Kourindou last night.
>>49921972I saw her use it.
Hatate is in 77th, up one position from the last vote!
>>49937323omedetou tate-chan
>>49937323I've invited her favorite men around so we can all celebrate
