Seven colored ___________
>>49593982Nice young lady
>>49593982Bimbo.
>>49593982I don't like this image. Alice's hair is supposed to be more curly.
>>49593982Rainbow
>>49594230What image?
>>49594389The one in the OP, obviously.
>>49594400That's a video, though.
>>49593982How would she react if an overweight autistic man (me) hugged her?
>>49593982Idol
>>49594175Mean
>>49595964Only one way to find out anon! Hug her!
alice's mom, though
>>49600987alice's mom? what are you doing with her kareshi-kun?
Alice MAGAtroid
Her name is Malice Morningstar
Alice Margarine
>>49604000It's Arisu MAGAtoroido
>>49605333yummy
>>49608087I don't get it.
>>49612573Some people have the idea that marijuana smoke will "hit harder" if you hold it in
A lice!
>>49617876One a lice, many a leece!
>>49593982lgbtq++ flag!
>>49618493Ah man, so many of those dolls are prime material for love and marriage. Its a shame how they combine into the whole picture...
>>49623436Remember that when you marry the doll, you're also marrying the puppeteer.
>>49628217Your terms are acceptable.
Can someone post pic of Alice and Shanghai staring at each other?
>>49630893yuri!?
>>49618493I'm gonna fleece a leece!
>>49636373Leece wearing fleece!
MAKE ALICE GREAT AGAIN!
Alices
She's pretty cute!
>>49657790Just let this thread die for good, dude. There is no single Alicefag left on /jp/.
>>49657921Were there any to begin with?
>>49657931There was one person...
>>49657942One of the best posters on here, honestly. When Alicefags disappear /jp/ goes to shit, we need more. Where do Alicefags come from?
>>49657958A place that's close yet far away.
>>49658045Hourai?
>>49658089I can't tell you any more than that, but they'll be back at the right time.
>>49658147Then I'll keep looking for them, for Alice's sake.
Reply to this post or your mom will die on her sleep tonight
>>49662648
>>49662648and people keep saying "poor Alice! she's so harmless! why do people evade her? she's not that disgusting, is she?"/jaypee/ remembers. /jaypee/ never forgets.
>>49662648I will murder rape Alice!
>>49662842You can't rape the willing!
>>49662911What it I drug her first?
>>49663840That's an option, but what if you instead spent some time with her, were nice and tried to understand her, maybe gave her a hug every now and then, and then chose to settle and live the rest of your life with her. Now THAT'S something she would hate!
do you think you're better off alone?
Alice got people to stop talking about her pissing herself, but at what cost...
>>49662648alice is too powerful... and she is only using 30%~ of her power!
>>49670291W-what if she uses it up to its full potential?
pitty bump for alice
>>49680300dork
>>49685174Do you mean it as an insult or as a compliment?
>>49685174
>>49685702Alice won't be satisfied with the usual compliments because she's not an ordinary woman!
>>49686459"exquisite makai person""out of this world individual""absolutely eccentric woman"
>>49687677Stop. You'll make her cum!
>>49593982How come she didn't inherit anything from her bombshell of a mother?
>>49685174Alice is not a dork!
>>49691328The only thing she inherited was the autism, that's it.
>>49693807Alice is not autistic!
>>49693813But what if I like the fact that she is at least a little autistic...
>>49693819but she's not autistic!
>>49693822Alice is a recluse, she has trouble understanding social cues, struggles to maintain long conversations, is obsessed with dolls and magic, which require ritualistic actions(that's quite literally what magic is), repetitive bodily movements(that's quite literally how you control dolls), and excessive attention to details(dolls again), she is anxious whenever she's around anyone other than Marisa, her one close friend, and generally struggles with empathy, although that's common with 2hus. Alice has Asperger's, plain and simple.
>>49693903Her ass IS eating burgers!
>>49693908She ate the one mixed with semen, so an unplanned pregnancy may follow.
Take responsibility, anon.
for some reason any art with alice really captivates me. i'm an alice supporter through and through.
>>49701996Phising Alice and pausing your pistoning to predict Shanghai's phallic reciving potential!
>>49702390You support her in what context?
>>49704538Why, in crimes, of course. What else?
>>49704559How is that a crime? It's just a tradition she gracefully decided to help keep alive.
>>49704619It makes it more fun if you call it a crime, everybody knows it.
>>49693807There's no way Shinki is autistic, otherwise men would stay away from her just like they do with Alice! She must've inherited the autism from her dad.
>>49704538I reckon I really dont know. it seems she gets a bad rap for being an autist and shit. i feel for her i suppose
>>49708354fat
>>49708354using Ran's lingerie are we? i can make it work. just need some tape and a picture of Ran.
>>49714798I'm afraid Alice won't touch your prostate though.
>>49714807what do you mean? of course Alice knows were the apostate is! she would gladly accept your concept for the sake of argument! after all, research and experiment are an important aspect of witchery, and I would never pass up the chance to learn more!
>>49718449no
>>49718449Yes
>>49718449What a dork
>>49718449Mai! How many times Shinki told you to keep your cringe and edgy games far and locked away from Alice?
Why did Alice give up her humanity?
HAPPY ALICE DAY TO MY BEAUTIFUL AND ELEGANT SEAMSTRESS!
>>49723345Omedetou Alice!
alice
>>49693903>she is anxious whenever she's around anyone other than Marisa, her one close friend,If Alice literally has only one close friend she might be further along the spectrum than “just” aspergers. Lotta people still have at least 2 or 3.
Shinki created Makai and its residents including Alice, right? Do you think she moulded them out of clay or something? Or did she, um, y’know, have sex to make them?
>>49734567Meh, I'm an aspie and I haven't had any friends for coming up on 3 years. The years in my life where I've had at least one friend are fewer than the ones I've been completely alone. I think her having only one person she's close with is feasible: it could be like social minmaxing where she dumps her everything into one person who she's comfortable with.
>>49734743>she dumps her everything into one person who she's comfortable with.Imagine how many kids Marisa will have if Alice does it right!
It's crazy how much Alice threads have changed, about one year ago they were all just bullying.
seven colored homosexual
>>49738318Be the change you want to see in the world.
Alice is a fucking dork
>>49738318>they were all just bullying.
>>49718449I do it for shinghai
Enough of Alice, it's time for Twolice.
>>49746907Twolice in a new world.
>>49752755It's just not enough. I have to bring out Severalice.
>>49752789You can't handle too many Alice. She'll have a meltdown once you stop paying attention to her.
>>49662648I wish I had clicked on this thread sooner. My mom did in fact die in her sleep the day after this was posted.
>>49752789How about a Myriadlice?
>>49753667Happiness!
>>49722464Considering how interested she is in the Hourai elixir, I think the immortality had to do with it.
>>49612573Dude weed
Cute Boots
>>49758493Nude shanghai erotic...
Sex with European women
>>49762981Which part of Europe? Turks and Southern/Eastern Slavs are also European.
>>49762997Whichever part of Europe Alice is from
>>49693903>and generally struggles with empathyIt's not that those with 'spergers don't feel empathy, they just may find it difficult to visibly express it to others.Source: I am diagnosed so I would know.
>>49763209Hi Alice!
I wish white women were like Alice
>>49763253We need to find what causes autism to forcefully cause it in more women.
>>49763316It's ojisans having children with obasans past their prime (I'm a textbook example of this). In Alice's case, though, I think Shinki just fucked up when creating her: she's a happy little accident.>>49763209>they just may find it difficult to visibly express it to others.It's just so much more logical to rely on facts and reason than to express irrational emotions where they have no place. Sometimes it sucks, though: God knows how many people I should've told I loved them, but I didn't know how to get it out of me.
>>49763022I don't think Makai is in Europe.
>>49764151It's in Serbia
>>49764776Alice in March-June 1999 Serbia!
Alice
in
No man's land
>>49769464Alice in Serbia 1914
This thread has a disturbing lack of reminders that she WETS THE BED LOL
>>49773231Shut the fuck up, Remi. We know you haven't changed your diaper in 50 years.
>>49773244Which part of Europe is Remilia from
>>49662648I do need to reply to this, it's not funny.>>49657921I'm here but just visiting.>>49753360I hope she finds peace and you overcome the grief, unless you're joking, then I hope you get cyberstalked by the Makai Internet Defense Force.
>>49774520>I'm here but just visitingThat's interesting. Where have the Alicefags migrated, if it's no secret?>>49773231You say this like it's a problem, but I don't see anything wrong with waking up to the mattress being logged with Alice's warm, golden liquor. Taking a whiff first thing in the morning and getting the high notes of her stale piss - then sticking my head under the blanket and taking a deep breath to get the full infusion, that salty ammoniac smell, before she's even woken up or aware of what she's brewed for me. If that's who Alice is, I'm ready to love her for it.
>>49774695>Where have the Alicefags migratedDamn if I know. I was tired of this place (not just /jp/ the entire website) and never came back after the hack until now. This board feels much more lively compared to back then, however. Even in the supposed absence of the "alicefags".
>>49775256>I was tired of this place [...] and never came back after the hack until now.Good to have you back, we need all hands on deck to keep Alice afloat.You're right, though, things have gotten better since immediately after the hack. I'd guess it was an overreaction by the masses to the mods' board getting leaked (like it hasn't been common knowledge for a decade), and then coming back after cooling off or getting homesick on an altchan.I could mention I'm still pretty new, only started posting in December. There's probably more new blood coming in than we might realise (and not just of the /v/ kind).
>>49775256>>49775366Maybe It's just me but I haven't really noticed anything different from before the hack other than /jp/ is a lot more dead when it comes to 2hufagsthe larger boards are still shit as usualOccasionally I've started visiting kissu again too4chan isn't the same but not in a good way, imo.
>>49775745forgot my image fuck me
>>49775745There is new /v/hu refuges general (/jp/hu or /merthu/). >>49769907
>>49763316It's called fucking autistic women
>>49763316>>49777973>We need to find what causes autism to forcefully cause it in more women.>It's called fucking autistic womenForcefully fucking autistic women will make Alice real!
>>49778057>>49768447>>49768452Chances are you'll even run into an Alice on the way!
>>49777973This seems a bit circular.
>>49775745Most of the 2hufags left when the leaks showed that the mods are actively trying to push out 2hu threads in favor of a billion generals and spam threads. I was already unhappy with the state of this board before the hack, it hasn't gotten any better since then and it's clear from the mods' behavior that this is how they want it to be. Nowadays I only ever occasionally check in on this thread and the era games thread, otherwise I prefer browsing kissu instead.
>>49778392Well, what >>49763411 said is how you get chris-chan autists. I'm relatively-well-adjusted because my parents had me when they were teenagers, just my mom (and probably dad too) are autistic so autism was pretty much a guarantee. You don't have to like the bitch, just knock her up!
>>49778684If I had an autistic woman to fuck I wouldn't be looking to genetically engineer Alices.
>>49783871What's Alice doing in school?
>>49593982chips and dip
alicia
>>49797453Alis
>>49802491Alas
>>49797453>alicia?
>>49804839Alicia is a feminine given name of Spanish origin, meaning "noble" or "of noble kind." It is a variant of the name Alice, which has Germanic roots.
>>49807917Yeah, post Alicias
Alice?
Alice sucks
>>49662648n
>>49827744i
>>49828489n
>>49828506i
>>49828533You were supposed to reply with g
>>49828613g
>>49828625y
>>49828635o
>>49828625>>49828635>>49829989Funny that, Alice just bought GTA V!
>>49753164Dunno why this picture reminded me of it (probably the ponytail) but a big reason I love Alice so much is ironically because inherently hate blonde women. Every single blonde I went to school with was a stereotypical blue-eyed rich girl mallbitch who was too good for everything and always wanted to drill into you how much better they are than you, so Alice being nothing at all like that feels very sweet and reminds me that I can let go of pent-up anger from almost a decade ago. Plus she looks a lot like a Harvest Moon character, Friends of Mineral Town being one of my most beloved childhood games, before I made the "blonde = narcisstic loud cunt" association, makes that feeling even stronger.>>49758499Also her wearing (typically) brown boots and how often her knees get shown off is so goddamn cute and sexy (Alice, Tenshi, and Alice are all in my top ten), I can't resist.
>>49835875Meant to say Kosuzu instead of Alice a second time, guess that just says more than anything how much I wanna knock boots with her.And on top of that, Yuuka and Mokou are my #1 and #2 respectively and I always prefer it when they wear them, too. Sakuya (#3) too but that's not drawn anywhere near as much.
>>49835875sanest alicefag
>>49835995you arent welcome normalnigger
>>49835875anon, Alice is a princess of Makai, daughter of a Goddess, and she indeed thinks she's better than everyone. she "holds back when fighting".maybe you are attracted to blonde stuck up bitches.
>>49836926But she's still autistic, keeps to herself, and probably wouldn't rub any of that in your face at every opportunity. She may yes if you try to attack her doll fixation, but that's just her getting defensive and because you're being a dick.Were what you said the case, I'd want to rape her, not hug her.
Perennial Alice!
>>49837027You don't want to rape Alice?
>>49838414No!Of couse not!I want to kiss her and cuddle with and her lovingly breed her and have nice afterglow rests with her!If I wanted to rape someone, I'd try Marisa!And even then she's really cute too and I don't hate her enough to rape her. But also seeing her be put in her place a little would also be cute.
To be your blondie girlwebby webby girland with me lovingforever yoursa-cha-cha lovely girlvirtual hoochie girla chiki-chiki hot blonde girl!
>>49842788Picture was actually traced from a game called NurseryRhyme, but the guy who did so openly disclosed that.Not even ZUN did that when he used to trace!
>>49842788I want Alice to look at me like that as I tell her about how many times I've masturbated to fill up the bottle of my cum that I gifted her during our romantic lunch.
Alice has had it with Alice fans
>>49846012But why!?I just want to enjoy a nice, quiet, dark evening with her next to her window!She doesn't have to be in my arms but that's a plus!
>>49846012oh, so you think you're better than us /jp/sies, Alice?why don't you go back to Makai?
I think Alice wouldn't really care if you hugged her
>>49847477Does that go in both directions?Because while on one hand I'd of course rather the feeling be mutual, on the other I probably would get a lot out of hugging her for a minute if she just let me do it and didn't even react at all...Alice really oughta be careful with that! Give the wrong person that equilibrium treatment and they'll turn her into their doll!
When the bullying is taken too far...
>>49827744>>49828489>>49828506>>49828533>>49828625>>49828635>>49829989Ninigyo!
>>49851550I hate these images, please never post this again kudosai!
>>49846792Very interesting how you don't mention if you are inside... or on the outside peeking in...
>>49852133who do you think is doing the peeking?
>>49851550No, Alice! I love you!What anon says doesn't matter, he makes ten threads a day about marrying every other girl in the series and never contributes anything else to the board!
>>49856029alice used to have ten threadswhat happened with our poor makai creature?
>>49856175Everyone who loves Alice went out to find her for real!And everyone that matters loves Alice!I didn't go because I don't know if she'd like me very much...
My gf is an autistic European woman named Alice
>>49857096eastern europe is not real evrope, alice
>>49857096Normalfag explode!
>>49860566What is it?
I love Alice!
>>49865042I love her more!
COME BACK TO LIFE!
>>49593982Mima 2.0.
>>49874269Died by bad breath
>>49875596mean
>>49851550Ignoring Alice!Avoiding Alice!Hitting Alice!Badmouthing Alice!Hating Alice!Leaving Alice!
Flying Alice
Squishing Alice! Rolling your thumbs on her cheeks, kissing her forehead while holding her and making her blush! Calling her your little tard!
Alice is so straight that they way she thinks to turn on her friend is to talk about cocks!And she does it so they can go out and catch more guys, not bececause she wants to fuck her.
I cannot hear or read the name "Alice" without thinking of her.Is this her power?
>>49904329Alice in Wonderland?
>>49593982retard
gaylice
>>49908876Imagine the absolute looser, the complete social failure, the sad excuse for a person who would call Alice her best friend!
>>49913241Couldn't be me!
>>49913241Even worse... imagine calling this little DORK your lover! How pathetic!
>>49918354It'd be nice if this artist made more actual illustrations than stupid unfunny fucking memes.
>>49918363Can you visualize an apple in your head? Then you can imagine cute 'lices!
Alice............
>>49918465in Swaziland
>>49918354It's a fantasy land and not one she's originally from, I'd say that's fair. And she's a magical hermit who doesn't talk to other people very much so the problems a winter without electricity presents would not be on her mind at all and wouldn't be effectively counting down the days until it's warm again.
Arisa..........
would you die for Alice, anon?
>>49921376Fuck no but I'd pound her brains out!Either of them, preferable if the other one watches.
Post some Alice in not her usual outfit. I'll start.
>>49921941
>>49921945
>>49921948
>>49921952
>>49921964and another Lolice
>>49921941>>49835875>>49836926Cute, autistic Arisu-chan begrudgingly dressing like the cunts that'd be bitches to her becauee her man (me) thinks it's cute!
>>49923262Cute, autistic Arisu-chan lovingly making puppets of and for all of her friends!But she hasn't made one for me yet...
>>49925004Maybe she'll turn (You) into a doll, Drevis style? The sane mind fears Japanese-written European girls.
>>49925064Alice tells you stuff like this and then gets mad when you call her a freak.
>>49662648no
ring ring! moshimoshi?
>>49925351>I'd like a doll, early-twenties-looking, blonde>I really can't stress "blonde" enough>BLONDE
Now that the summer has ended (in cold areas), you better not stop caring and let Alice down, Anon!
>>49926221How are Alice and summer connected?
>>49926753She's a perennial girl that cannot be tied to one season!You must try hard the whole year for her!
>>49927426I want one of those dolls.
>>49931400Alice should start selling custom dolls.
>>49662648Alice you're a monster
why?
>>499366892hus like Alice and Yuyuko are stuck in the series' past, they haven't undergone the tonal shift that others have around the end of 2nd gen.That makes Alice feel out of place in modern Touhou, so she's just coasting off her popularity from the old days. I actually think this is a good thing.Hopefully, there's a new tonal shift some time in the future, and these older 2hus come back to the limelight.
>>49934723Alice should start selling her body.
>>49936689next time better rev up those makai proxies
eye leyce...
>>49738318Anon is just a huge tsundere, but he truly loved Alice all along!
Adalheid!
>>49936812At least Yuyu still gets cameos in endings of newer games. Alice literally has nothing, the third wheel of Reimu and Marisa has long ago fallen behind.
>>49662648sexo alice
alicefags are alright
>>49950249Went looking for mine, but found these along the way and I'm plenty happy with it.With how much I love it, I'm disappointed in myself for not thinking of the copypasta myself...
>>49950879alice-san is so inspiring!her mental issues makes her fans feel comfortable with their own!
>>49662648alice baka
Say "Hi Alice!".
>>49955715Why is she crying?Cheer up Alice!
>>49955715Hi sperg!
Lolice
>>49955715Hi Alice!
Alice was born to an Ashkenazi Jewish family.
Alice plays Call of Duty and listens to Linkin Park.
>>49965587No!Alice plays TF2 and listens to Basshunter and Jenny Rom!
>>49968698No!Alice plays Fortnight and listens to chill lo-fi beats to relax or study to!
>>49971483No!Alice plays The Game, and she just lost it!
look who is stalking the children in the park againone slip, and I'll make you feel terribly sorry, you Doll Freak!
>>49973809alice does NOT stalk children! she is giving that boy a gift! You are being so cruel.
