"I have four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening. What am I?"
jesus fucking christ I LOVE NAREKO
>>49652428>three legs in the eveningA futa.
>>49652428>What am I?A Dosojin!
smug dork in need of riddle correction
>>49652538Correct!>>49652577Go ahead and post your best riddle, dude.
What if it turns out the thing she's guarding is the fourth Sage of Gensokyo?
>>49652974You give zun too much credit
>>49652974*What if it turns out she is the fourth Sage of Gensokyo?
so is the general consensus that Nareko wears short pants or it is just another deceiving looking skirt? Asking for a friend
>>49655687Shorts.
>>49652428It's an even number, and it's also prime, but it's not two. What number is it?
>>49658247(S)even.
>>49652428>"I have four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening. What am I?"A miserable little piles of secrets. But enough talk, have at you!
>>49652428I only have three legs in the morning.
>>49662604>only...
Nyaareko~
>>49658884Damn, I opened the thread to post this exactly.
>>49665324Great minds think alike.
>>49652428There was a merchant in Bagdad who sent his servant to market to buy provisions and in a little while the servant came back, white and trembling, and said, Master, justnow when I was in the marketplace I was jostled by a woman in the crowd and when Iturned I saw it was Nareko that had jostled me. She looked at me and made a threatening gesture; now, lend me your horse, and I will ride away from this city andavoid my fate. I will go to Samarra and there Nareko will not find me. The merchant lent him his horse, and the servant mounted it, and he dug his spurs in its flanks and asfast as the horse could gallop he went. Then the merchant went down to themarketplace and saw Nareko standing in the crowd and he came to her and said, "Why did you make a threatening gesture to my servant when you saw him this morning?""That was not a threatening gesture!!! she said, "it was only a start of surprise. I was astonished to see him in Bagdad, for I had an appointment with him tonight" "in Samarra"
>>49652428>"I have four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening. What am I?"Scheduled Kamasutra enjoyer.
>>49665628So did she do it multiple times a day? I bet she kidnaps whoever is near her and satisfies her lust until her victim is completely depleted.
>>49667294>I bet she kidnaps whoever is near herWrong! The answer is that she marries them and immediately jumps to the wedding night.And, well, she's a little pent up from spending all those years guarding the pyramid, so...
>>49668944Well, I suppose there is a commonality that she won't let either escape from there, but no, it's not really the same thing.
>>49665384holy dork
>>49669107I honestly think that Nareko's usual fit is better and sexier than this
>>49669256Nareko is pure sex no matter what she wears.
>>49669271even heca t-shirt?
>>49669282Yes. But then again, who doesn't look sexy in a Hecatia t-shirt?
>>49669282Anyhu who wears the weird t-shirt is lewd.Only bad girls wear the shirt.
>>49669286Hecatia.
>>49669252Yes, but she’s my dork.
Today is Nareko day, huh?
>>49673886Why are you lying?
>>49676370https://x.com/hashtag/7%E6%9C%885%E6%97%A5%E3%81%AF%E9%A6%B4%E5%AD%90%E3%81%AE%E6%97%A5?src=hashtag_clickthe fifth was Nareko day.
>>49663203Why is she making this face?
>>49679998Third leg too big.
>>49676829Someone should have mentioned this earlier.
>>49680496GIWTWM
>>49685277Do you want to be a goddess who is even dorkier than Chimata?
>>49686465She may be a dork, but she's also a goddess of fertility with thigh-highs, so she's a very arousing dork.
>>49689751I NEED to breed Nareko
>>49689783Get in line, dude!
This is getting serious.
>>49689986smol nareko's narekos
>>49689986
oyasumi nareko
WHO’S GOT FOUR LEGS IN THE MORNING, TWO LEGS AT NOON, AND THREE LEGS IN THE EVENING? YOU DO! YOUUUU DOOOOO!
>>49699403Yes.
Surprised there isn't more art of her doing THE dance.
>>49699403Cute and canon lesbians.
>>49711467doing the little dance?
>>49711467turbo dork
>>49719622Making a little love?
>>49725417With nareko, right?
>>49725540Maybe. BUT FIRST YOU MUST BEST ME IN A DUEL!
>>49652428Some sort of weird-ass monstrous shapeshifter.
>>49727997What kind of duel?
>>49741948That's a big komainu.
>>49735114A D-D-D-D-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDUEL!
>>49752504As annoying the censorship was, the dub had the way better soundtrack.
>>49655687This guy was found in Nareko pyramid. What is he so smug about?
>>49757462he died and got mummified while being sat on by Nareko
>>49757462He had his balls drained by her.
>>49757421I can sense the artist's degeneracy despite the pic being SFW. It's uncanny.
>>49761915You need Jesus.
>>49764969We all need Jesus
>>49757462How is he smiling?
>>49764969I need NAREKO
>>49770281nice legs
>>49775595fat
>>49752520But it also gave us Yugioh Abridged and some legendary memes.
>>49776039Of course, those too.
>>49767781He sniffed the ancient socks too much and passed out from overwhelming joy.
Is this really appropriate for a Dosojin-slash-Sphinx to wear nowadays?
nice riddles, nerd
>>49652428The answer is Nareko
>>49786521Who wants to have sex at 3 in the morning?
>>49786734Oh boy, 3am!
>>49786521How did Anon get even fatter between 6 and 9?
I see a lot of fannart of her and other jizos but no one has made the connection of the egyptian larper with the zombie that has the egyptian sounding theme yet
MTB dropping a banger for the Egypt weeaboo.
>>49791549https://youtu.be/dEi2DSjF29I?si=VNPH8wq_TlKjkmBqFUCK, forgot the link.
>>49786521I spent too much time trying to figure out how these times would make sense and I've decided to not think about it.
I can't say that people who want to sexually merge with this dosojin are commiting a twisted form of worship. The dosojin are traditionally depicted as a male-female pair let's ignore that some are just essentially huge stone dicks, and Nareko is clearly missing her male counterpart. The question is, are you really prepared to spend all eternity with her guarding that pyramid?
>>49796095There won't be anything left to guard once Reimu is done with them, so that won't be an issue.
>>49796095>>49796111She's a lesbian anyway so her other one is probably a selfcest yuri thing like Aunn which means Reimu is going to get her pussy ate.
>>49802780Reading this post gave me a headache.
>>49802762they didn't have normal panties when she started guarding the pyramidshe's nopan as FUCK
>>49806787Or fundoshi
>>49812528cute dork
>>49796095Whatever, I got nothing better to do
>>49815315hahahahahha
>>49815315wrong kind of pyramid
>>49816756Is this real?
>>49816875Yeah, I took that picture myself in 2500 BC when I visited the Old Kingdom
>>49816991What is the secret to time travel?
>>49757462I hope to die like that
>>49817034There's a time machine under the sphynx, the Egyptian government will let you use it if you ask nicely
Why is she so smug?
>>49818587she knows how to shrink anon down and trap him in her asscrack
>>49818594hot
>>49818594Can I volunteer to be shrank and trapped in her front crack instead?
>>49827117You must solve her riddle first.
>>49652428The answer is: a person.Now give me all your gold.
>>49839257It’s Gary, I’m sure of it.
>>49761915Baketsuya is not that bad
>>49848892Dousojin =/= Youkai
>>49848957it's ok to let a man read about his hobbies
Michigan Narcotics <3 <3 <3
>>49849465What kind of crack did ancient people consume?
nareko
>>49861712polo!
>>49848957He's not happy with the relationship.
>>49863405So, does she want to cheat on anon?
Sorry for your loss guys
>>49848892lmao she just an AI
Why did ZUN take the most popular character from the demo and decide that she wasn't real
>>49871859Resentment probably
>>49652428fakehu
>>49871898https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty0mHm8WNdM
she is just a data mining model?
Slop made by the moon people
>>49652428>"I have four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening. What am I?"your average ai image generation
>>49872068Okay, that's funny.
how do you cope with the fact that moonies made her and implanted memories into her head to purposefully make her feel lonely and miserable just because why not lol
>>49872068Kek
>>49872301You would have done the same thing if you were a moonie.
>>49872301It's like that one Megaman boss who's a crash dummy, but they made him with the capacity of feeling pain. It's funni.
Nareko is still a real girl in my heart
Isn't that kinda cruel for Zun's writingI know he wrote some edgy stuff before but this is both cruel and redundant
>>49871980lmao it's so stupid, made her from my favorite newhu to below Eika. EIKA!!!
>>49871859The AI twist is just damage control, ZUN definitely made it after the backlash to virtue signal "AI BAD" as if that's going to distract from the fact that he uses it.
Just because she's not real doesn't mean she's not capable of real love!
>>49872421This shit is just gonna bring grimsokyo back on the menu, huh
>>49872421it wouldn't be the first timeParsee's backstory was pretty cruel too. Not to mention Kasen's arm being conscious while sealed for a thousand years.
>>49872301Junko did nothing wrong
>>49873195she's not even a real person
Isn't the "generation" thing the Lunarians were doing more like taking data and producing a new being with it? She still exists, she's just kind of a clone of a bunch of meshed together data.
>>49873459That was my take away. She's basically an artificial amalgamation of youkai/spirits/data. Given how the shinto systems in gensokyo work though, she's as real as she's believed to be, but her origin is messy to say the least. If enough people call her a dousojin, she may as well just be one.Surely people aren't going to reject her and make her cry just because of her true origin.
>>49873459But does she have SOUL?
Les Youkai Terrible, Chang'e called it.
>>49873459>>49873505Where in the game is this described?
There is no proof about the Stages 1-3 2hus being AIs, it's some bullshit /v/erminniggers came up with from playing too much MGS
>>49875377Isn't it terrible? Nareko had to suffer through a millennium of isolation… *and* being slandered as a fake!
>>49875377ironic
>>49875377Don't worry Michigan, I think you're real if you think your real! We'll ignore what birth certificates, historical records, and more say!
>>49875377If a tree falls in the middle of nowhere and no one hears it, does it make a sound? In this case, a little goddess spirit that's been isolated for millennium alone, and an AI created spirit that was made a few days ago and thinks she was isolated for millennium, there's no difference is there?
>>49875637profoundly stupid, well done
Apologize.
>>49875377secondaryfaggot.....
>>49875805So let me get this straight.I'm not convinced on anything related to her being AI-made yet because it's literally still Comiket and people are still studying the lore. But I know that she has been keeping whatever that is inside the pyramid inside. So she has been blocking moonies and their agents from getting out for years?
>>49876416Most likely, yes
>>49876416technically yes, but it's not like the moonies would ever really WANT to come through the pyramid and to the impure earth. That's why Nareko says that she's not seen anyone for a thousand years. If they were to come to the earth like Sagume did in AFiEU, they'd use the lunar veil.
>>49876416Can the Lunarians even travel to the pyramid from the Lunar Capital, or is it a path that really just lets information/kegare through?Toyohime obviously can, but her power lets her teleport everywhere and she can just enter Gensokyo directly, and the Lunarians have other ways of travelling, too, like the Lunar Veils and the Kaian Passageways, just that we know of. The only reason they don't get into Gensokyo is because they're universally afraid of cooties, but there's nothing physically stopping them.Unless it's outright stated that she's meant to keep Lunarians in (why would they even bother?), I find it far more likely she's meant to serve as a warden keeping Ariya and Yuiman inside, not really aware of who they are or why they're supposed to be contained there.
She isn't some kind of artificial youkai the pyramid just made, but her memories and personality seems to be affected by the leaking data from the pyramid.But we still don't how much and what exactly about her that are real or mere fabrication.
>>49652428SHE isn't real
>>49876416She more or less confirms the theory that Youkai are artificially-made living legends brought to life by the moonies.
https://www.thpatch.net/wiki/Th20/Reimu_Red_Scenario/enYuiman is only confusing the AI Slop that overflowed into her with reality, there is nothing that stated that she ever created anything, only turning impure information pure
>>49877561I want to make Nareko impure and then make her pure again so I can make her impure and then make her pure again
>>49877561https://www.thpatch.net/wiki/Th20/Reimu%27s_EndingsAccording to Ending 4 here Nareko was actually created by Okina.
>>49877573snake vore...
>>49877588>Okina gets the credit againwell it's obvious now
>>49877588ZUN must realize that people don't care about this bitch right? His plan to replace Yukari utterly failed.
Nareko cunnilingus
Yukari=GokuOkina=Bejita
>>49877588Okina is the anti-Yukari
>>49877588>"Okina was there too I guess"
>>49877611Kasen?
>>49877833Piccolo
>>49877599I care about OkinaI won't rest until Okina is the only sage
>>49877588Bwuh, she was taking the piss. She has no clue who put Nareko there
>>49878006It was Nue's aunt
>>49878751Smart baba!
>>49877588
>>49878751Biggest twist in the game.
>>49882146Saved. That image will most certainly prove useful.
>>49884943Nareko hasn't been getting much exercise being stuck in the pyramid...
>>49878751>Chemistrylol
>>49888544Eirin is the only one who ever managed to get past by giving the right answer in the form of a counter-question:What has two unbroken legs and no arrows through the chest?
>>49872426That's just normal because Eika is cute
Her theme is my favorite
>>49910527flat
>>49877599>people don't care about this bitchWhere the hell have you been?
>>49910527egyptian calvin kleins... erotic
>>49877599People do care but in an Alice bullying kind of wayFutaba loves to shitpost with her
>>49877588According to the english translation on that site, Okina is just trolling, inserting herself into the conversation because she wants to talk to Reimu.https://www.thpatch.net/wiki/Th20/Reimu%27s_Endings/en#Ending_4
>>49877599Only in the west
She will never be a real 2hu
>>49877588She is so based
>>49917738I bet Okina and Yukari are both deadbeats and there's another sage doing all the true heavy lifting behind the scenes. Who is also a dead beat at the end of the day.
>>49921995Love this swimsuit. Distinctly modern but still has that Egyptian flair.
>>49652428you're my boner (boner) hard penis
>>49652428Definitely the breakout character of this game, but goddamn why is her theme so depressing? It's too heavy and sad.The fact that in Marisa B2's ending Chimi asks her to play with Nareko like she's an abandoned orphan or something makes it more sad.
>>49923059>Definitely the breakout character of this gameOf the demo characters, sure, but I'm not convinced she'll have as much impact as Yuiman and Ariya, who have much more narrative weight behind them (and it's tragic, too), as well as strong connections to existing characters, while Nareko only really has Chimi.
>>49652428I feel bad for her.
nyareko
nareko #60 on the polls, utterly mogging chimi at #133 and hag ubame at #163nareko adepts should organize for next year as well since god knows ZUN will never touch these characters ever again
>>49937512All three seem pretty hard to use because they're confined to certain areas but I hope we see them again.
>>49937512I think Ubame and Chimi are the only ones keeping to themselves by the end. The pyramid's basically shut down, Nareko's not got much reason to guard it anymore, Yuiman's freed from enslavement, Ariya's not sealed anymore, Nina's overcome her conspiracy schizophrenia, and the Lunarians don't need Yuiman to keep the passage through the pyramid impurity-free.
>>49940194I could imagine Nareko quizzing visitors on their way to Moriya Shrine to the dismay of Kanako just like how the pyramid is outside the real Suwa shrine
>>499303184 billion hours in Clip Studio Paint
>>49941290ZUN had her in his top 10 list he made so hopefully he does something like that
>>49945451Sadly, that was just a pun fueled prediction list. Not his actual top 10.
>>49945674Most of the other characters' puns are easy to guess like Hecatia's 3 bodies making her 3rd or the 八 in Eirin's surname making her 8th but what's the meaning behind Nareko being 10th?
>>49949119He said Nareko doesn't have one.
