big boobies sexy lady
>>49711620She always likes to give the impression of being elegant but imposing, when underneath she is a soft girl, somewhat annoying on many occasions but nothing that can really make you hate her. You just have to give her some attention (since she rarely receives genuine attention from anyone) to bring out her soft side and make her get attached to you.
I don't
>>49711620She's stinky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlN3oEjMpUQ
>>49711948I love my 17-year-old momwife!
>>49711620We love trains.
>>49712206Real.
>>49712206I don't.
>>49711620It starts with an "s" and ends with "aggy titties with big ol' salami nipples".
Dorky train otaku 17 year old saggy tatas roleplaying as wise sage while being stinky (smells good to me)
>>49712581As a wise anon once said: Yukari smells good, even when she doesn't!>>49711941The lie that Yukari "smells like corpses" was an exaggerated lie made up by Marisa for her cheap tabloid advertised as a grimoire. In reality, she has old people smell - kareishuu, the sillage of which is one of nature's signifiers of a healthy, mature body. The magician hates this smell because it reminds her that she will, as a human, ultimately wither and rot with age - whereas Yukari is an eternally blossoming orchid, forever frozen in time at the peak of bodily and mental maturity, forever reaping it's fruits. The bitterness and resentment she feels towards the old maiden over this is the strongest of it's kind in Gensokyo, outside of the unceasing jealousy which Parsee is doomed to feel for all eternity.
>>49711620I don't like yakumo yukari
>>49711620She's one of Gensokyo's most famous lesbians.
>>49711948flat yukarin?
>>49711620I have severe mommy issues.
>>49711620Wouldn't you like to know that?
>this thread
>>49711620I like dangerous women
I want to snuggle her silly like the big dork she is
>>49715922I DON’T have mummy issues
i do not
goon
>>49720678hagfoot smell is dangerous, especially when concentrated in stockings
>>49711620I need Yukarin to gap a vibrator with the strength of a truck engine next to my prostate fuuuck
>>49721055That’s homo
>>49721055>>49639001
I like her personality and design
>>49722086Can't a man want to be brutally pegged by an old lady without an anon redirecting him to her wife-pet-computer?
>>49722231No, since the pet-computer is the designated pegger.
>>49711620I don't.
>>49715922Y-Yes ma'am
>>49719376Is she cosplaying as Ellen Baker
She's Maribel but youkai
>>49726434wrongMaribel is her daughter
>>49726439Who is the father?
>>49724742do you like it?
>>49727708I do, it'sw very cute. But Yukari is cutest as herself~
>>49712263I plan to see if I can catch this train on my trip to Niimi next time I go to Japan. Looking forward to it.
>>49711620>What makes you like Yukari so much?Her shikigami, Yakumo Ran! I love my wife Ran-sama!
>>49726552If Gappy is feeling fruitful, you WILL be helping her multiply
>>49726461Me
>>49727826Isn't multiplying supposed to be Ran's job?
>>49729916Is this what happens when Yukari does a youkai femcel fusion dance with a tengu?
The Sage's Sagging SaggersSSS
Queen
>>49732962Of pegging innocent young men with her huge futapenis.
>>49732974Stop calling it pegging when it's an actual penis. That's stupid.
>>49711620Her luscious Venusian body, her long blonde her, her mature hag energy, her stinky smell and her dominant and eccentric personality.
>>49711620mature
mature ≠ old
Our resonant, rapacious propensities
>>49732759As opposed to non-sagging saggers?
>>49711671fpbp.
>>49711620
Boundary of Sagging and Perky
"Yukari... Yakumo... I don't know what you'll tell you, but I can't keep it to myself... I'm crazy about you, I love you very much..."
>>49711620She's sexy. Evil, very evil. But that just makes her even more sexy.
>>49747653Evil looks like THIS?
>>49747702how rude, yukarin is just a delicate flower.
>>49747702Yes.
>>49747653If evil, why hot?
Evilness is in the eye of the beholder.
>>49747702MATING PRESS WITH BOTH
>>49749257There is nothing evil about this young maiden.
>>49750599Knowing that such a fascinating lady exists without having the privilege of cuddling with her is, as a matter of fact, evil.
yorimashi
>>49752028For now, you might be walking and suddenly feel something grabbing you from behind, just be forewarned she doesn't let go easily.
She deserves to be perpetually pregnant
Forever 17
>>49715243Flat yukarin is justice.
>>49727708>>49724742
>>49711620...I don't? I prefer Okina. And Maribel.
>>49766806Okina is discount Yukari
>>49767696I get something better and I pay less for it? That sounds awesome. Do you have any more of these upgraded hags for sale?
sent to a retirement home
>>49771509the greedy texan mod is more cringe than the fumo mod desu
>>49772499after 2k+ hours I'm just scrapping the bottom of the barrel for any novelty
>>49774304use the VR moda used quest 2 isn't much
>>49771509DID I SEE A ROCK AND STONE?!
>>49774791FAKAAAARL
>>49761271Don't give me hope.
>>49781686Even the great sage of gensokyo gets lonely, you know?
>>49787374>Even the great sage of gensokyo gets lonely, you know?I like to imagine she has all these fancy plates, cups, and teas to show off when someone visits but nobody ever wants to visit her so she doesn't get to use them
>>49787537>>49787374I'd like to visit her.
slow thread
Yusaggy
>>49799665They always are. I guess most people don't care about Yukarin. Well, when we get spirited away, at least we'll have someone waiting for us.
>>49802179Yukari is a monster that eat humans and gaps away the dying and suicidal so gensokyan youkai can consume their fleshWhy should humans care about such creatures?Id nuke gensokyo and the old hell and makai and the sdm and cirno's igloo
>>49806521Are you proud of yourself?you made this young pure maiden cry by spouting that horrid, tengu propaganda.
>>49715922Yukari talking like that just makes me melt.
>>49806521rude
>>49811982What ails you, Yukarin?
*inhale*HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!
>>49812021
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>>49814057post purple dress yukarin fumo
I want yukarin to kidnap me and use me as a body pillow for her hibernation.
>>49814057I never liked gold eye gappyGold is for the fox, pretty purple should have pretty purples
>>49817533Same thought here.Every day I wish her original fumo had been given the purple eyes from her kourindou version.
maybe there's actually two yukarin, one with purple eyes and one with gold ones.
Glittering amethysts to lure you in with
>>49818078Oh boy, two cakes!
>>49815011
Lovey Dovey girlfriend experience with gloved handjobs and thighjobs
>>49711620Old
>>49822790Not posting the improved one
>>49832210I wish I had her cute foot in my face
>>49832210Cute and canon lesbians.
Happy day.
>>49713036>she has old people smell - kareishuu*cough cough* worst. headcanon. ever.
>>49832210Me when I try to peropero the gappy but she's feeling shy about not bathing the night before
>>49833279Uhhh, last I checked Ladies of Scarlet Devil Mansion wasn't canon, not to mention they're divorced in that.
>>49835021Not enough.
>>49711620Her gloves.
>>49711620I like her goofy personality. Imagine the trolling you could do with her.
>>49846393What else do you want from me?!
>>49854059why not?
>>49857747She's just too young.
>>49857773yeah, barely seventeen.
>>49857793Truly the fakest hag.
>>49711620I do! I consent! Not that it matters, anyway!
>>49711620The power! I want her to make me a shikigami too!
>>49711941All hags smell funny.
>>49711941I selflessly volunteer to get into the bath with her and wash her.
>>49862493Anon no!Her stink will stick to you for weeks if you do that
Stop it guys she is not stinky in any way.
>>49711620Only 2hu smellier than me.
>>49865154Cute curly haired Yukarin!20/10Would breed every day!20 children at least!
>>49711620I hate change, so her being the ultimate praetorian of a realm that gives the middle finger towards it makes me admire her a lot. Plus she's fun to be around with when you get to know her
Still the cutest woman in 2hu.
>>49711620I find it funny how when I was genuinely in love with this girl, I fantasized so much about her. I daydreamed really much. But it also hurt me because sometimes I thought (not because I liked it or anything, it was the typical worries of believing in a character to be real.) about if she was evil or promiscuous, etc. Now that I do not believe in the Omniverse, I really see her in more wholesome eyes. She is just a silly girl.I am wondering rn, has anyone in this thread genuinely fell for her? At least felt something?
>>49884162I love her.I loved her from the first time I've met her. I think about her all day.I miss her, because she's not with me.
>>49884206Cute! How did you fall for her? Do you think she is your ficto-soulmate? I also felt the same way when I was in love with her. I have never loved someone as much as I loved her. Genuinely, not even real people.
>>49884299>How did you fall for her? This might sound boring, but it was when I saw her for the first time, something inside of me just clicked and I started looking more into her, I started reading the manga, I read the doujins(not those ones), and yeah it just sort of happened.>Do you think she is your ficto-soulmate? I guess you could say that. One thing that I like about Yukari is that we're similar enough to love each other, but no so similar that we would get bored of each other. >when I was in love with herYou don't love her anymore?
>>49884461>You don't love her anymore?Well, it is a convoluted story. You see, I was in time for exams, and I was daydreaming about her. In general, I daydreamed about her so much, it was actually hurting me. Alongside that, I had porn addiction, which caused me to often fantasize about her in that way. After I left the Touhou fandom and archived everything I wanted to keep (music, animations, the games) I stopped thinking about her.I had this extreme moral debate in my head that she was evil, a sociopath, a murderer, even a pedophile, but as for now, I realized that beyond that, she is just a character. In the past I saw her as a living being because I believed somewhere in the Omniverse/Multiverse, she was there, just waiting for me to meet her. After I stopped believing in that, I forgot about her with some resentment. But I do have some feelings for her. She was the last person I ever loved, and the one I loved the most. Thanks to a lot of things, I do not even believe in love in any way anymore, I mean, romantic love; which I hate. Thanks to that I moved on. But now returning here, I love to hear other people talking about their love for her, it is so cute, so pure, it makes me think how other people also fell for her, like me. Even thought they have way different stories, it makes me feel in company
What are Yukari’s favorite foods?
>>49711620Mommy
>>49888157Human child
>>49888157Anything as long as you're involved.
>>49888822Anon, do you seriously think that this girl would harm anyone?
>>49888157sweets for sure
Doting on Yukarin...
>>49749257I've never thought of her as evil, just a ruler that had to make a lot of shitty decisions to keep things afloat, she's made too many compromises.
>>49893038Anon, she has been abducting, killing, and eating people for over 1700 yearsshe is an irredeemably evil monster in addition to being a supernatural monsterYou can make a damn strong argument that evil is sexy, cause it is, but that doesn't change the fact that Yukari is pure evil
>>49893073>she is an irredeemably evil monster She has never killed, abducted or eaten anyone.Your propaganda has no place here.
I like Yukari, she scares me. I made this post on my own volition.
I want to give Yukari a sensual foot massage
>>49711620 (OP) #Well, she is pretty, strong, evil, smart and stinks (good). I know that realistically speaking she wouldn't date me (nor anyone who posts on this site) but I can't help but dream.
>>49893073I don't know man, if she really is THAT evil then what's stopping her from pulling a matrix and just turning humans into spiritual batteries? With her power and intelligence it can't be more difficult than the Hakurei barrier business or the other magic pseudo science bullshit she's pulled.
>>49895147Honestly I am even doubting ahe is intelligent. I know this sounds crazy, but I have never seen her actually do something intelligent or that requires a lot of thought. At least Eirin founded the Lunar Capital and left because it was shit. Meanwhile Yukari just is said to have high while she does nothing else than messing around and sleeping. Writing a genuinely intelligent character is hard, even good authors fail sometimes to do that, it would surprise me for ZUN to actually make Yukari seem intelligent.
>>49895147>what's stopping her from pulling a matrix and just turning humans into spiritual batteries?Isn't that pretty much what the human village is?
>>49895147Thrill of the hunt
>>49895164Shut it down, he knows that yukari's actually just a silly grandma and not a mastermind.
If the multiverse exist, which Yukari would you like from which manga, fan art drawing or version of her?
>>49895516either the sleepy one or the smug one
>>49711620European woman pretending to be Japanese
>>49903264Knowing that she is European and blonde, what would her face look like IRL? In Maribel headcannon
>>49903264The Hearn bloodline could look like this.
>>49903272Why are you talking about 3DPD?
>>49903559I am very sorry if that was how it sounded like to you. I do not like 3DPD, is just that I sometimes imagine things like a live action Touhou movie or series and I always had the question of what actress/cosplayer could do the role of Yukari.
>>49903653I don't know why, but I imagine Yukari having strong European features. I guess that Yukari having strong Asiatic features feels weird, for some reason.
>>49903814I always imagined her with an oval shaped face, I mean, a face reminiscent of anime style, but also realistic and pretty.
Does Ran sponge-bath her during her hibernation? This is important.
>>49903931So something like this? And I agree with you, the oval shape suits her the most.
>>49903956I think the one provided in that picture looks good, but the skin color and drawing looks a bit weird. IF she had a more white and different way of drawing the lips that would be how I imagine Yukari.
>>49903814Cause she's Greek.
>>49903814Pretty common interpretation, I think. And very fitting since Lafcadio Hearn was Greek-Irish.
>>49903954Probably notThats why she stinks
>>49904022>>49903995What do you think is Maribel's full name?
>>49904099Maribel McCadio Hearn.
>>49904270Maribel Rosemary Hearn Smith
>>49904099Michael Maribel O'Hearn
>>49904491If Maribel is daughter of that guy does that mean that she is into sports?
>>49904517Sure, why not.
What's not to like? She's smart, morally ambiguous, beautiful, and has reasonable goodness at heart!
>>49904809I honestly want to know what would it be like to be from the outside world and have some connection to the occult and have Yukari feeling love for you while you are not interested.I asked ChatGPT time ago about what seduction archetype Yukari would be and if I remember well it was like "Mysterious charmer/Syren, dark charisma" or something like that.
>>49904099Maribel Hippomopotamus Hearn.
>>49904843What the hell is that animal?
Gamekari
>>49909156How that would actually turn out.
>>49909264She rescued a Game Boy from Rinnosuke trying to smash it with a hammer. Maybe she likes Tetris or Balloon Kid.
>>49909264My face as her seat
>>49909336I can see her liking retro cartridge consoles more, but I think that in that case she just knew what it was, as she often visits the outside world.
>>49909390Maybe, but it's not like OG Gameboys would be hard to find for her so why bother to save that one otherwise? Assuming Rinnosuke's noodle arms could smash Ancient Nintendium anyway, maybe she was just trying to save herself from second-hand embarrassment.
>>49911376I mean, if you saw a toddler trying to destroy a perfectly good Gameboy™ you would try to stop them, wouldn't you?
>>49909156What's her favorite JRPG?
>>49915891Touhou Gensou Maroku W ~ The Devil of Decline of course.
>>49916353I can't believe Yukari played herself like that.
>>49920532Another slow thread, huh. Still better than a bad thread.
I like that I see her dying slowly of disease from being old as fuck
>>49920606What are you talking about? She's barely 16.
>>49920620Out of 10!
I love cheaters, schemers, deceivers, liars and the like, she's my type.Yachie also scratches that itch, but she's less refined than Miss Gappy.
her futa cock
>>49893073>she has been abducting, killing, and eating people for over 1700 years>she is an irredeemably evil monsterIf you ended up stranded in a deserted island with your family and started killing the animals from the place to feed you own and allow them to survive, would that make you evil? Morality is often a matter of points of view.Yukari has been providing a way for youkai to survive, and she cares enough about humans by only abducting suicidal people who would have killed themselves anyway. I'd say she's also been nice enough to the humans in the village for alienating them from most of the issues of the modern world and only giving them farming and an unknown fear of youkai as their worries. Sure, they're being deprived of part of their humanity by not being allowed to aspire to something greater, but that's the way the cookie crumbles.
>>49929450A lot of words by someone too much of a bitch to admit he wants to fuck the ancient evil monster
>>49930455She's not a monster...
>>49903995Doesn't Yukari have some ties to Venus? (And consequently, Aphrodite).
What is she reading?
>>49935107Junai, Sore wa Kuruoshii by 3e.
Fun Yukari Fact: When there is a need to a new hakurei shrine maiden, Yukari enters mating season and gaps the baby batter from her love hole directly to the shrine maiden's womb. That way the bloodline continues while the shrine maidens remain virgins!
>>49940132*BRAAAAAPPPPP**SNIFFER SNIFFER*
>HE'S LARDFUL, STINKY AND SITS IN FRONT OF A COMPUTER ALL DAY?!? AWOOOGA!*Yukarin's eyes bulge while her jaw drops, a cuckoobird alarm clock can be heard in the background*
>>49940132Please shit on my mouth mommy
>>49940132>ANON! PLEASE FUCK THE HAKUREI SHRINE MAIDEN! I NEED YOU TO CONTINUE THE HAKUREI BLOODLINE!No way fag.
>>49940132I don't want my children to inherit Reimu's grumpiness
>>49948045>Implying you have a choice
>>49953295Bathing Yukari has to be a hard and stinky taskRan really takes one for all of Gensokyo doing this
>>49953295>>49953386I was going to say "I bet Yukari's got a real easy time washing her shikis since she can just assume direct control", but she'd still probably act like a rabies patient around water in anyone's body. Especially with Ran.
>>49953550>but she'd still probably act like a rabies patient around water in anyone's bodySo, around everyone?
>>49711620She's a really fun girl with many layers to her.
What does Yukari's breast milk taste like? And is it safe for human consumption?
>>49962594Salty coins and sandbags.
>>49962693holy kino
