She's standing right behind you!
>>49725692She multiplied!?
>>49725692Koishi for everyone! left is mine Btw I wish people drew more fluffy and less psychopatic Koishi
>>49725579cute autist
Cute incestbian.
>>49726128How anons can see this and not die from cuteness overload is beyond me. Really the only reason I can wager why Koishi isn't more popular is fandom turning her from the cutest and fluffiest satori ever to le edgy zoomer. But I know this horse has been beaten to death, so I'll just enjoy a Koishi thread while there is one.
>>49726346>le edgy zoomer.But isn't her whole purpose in this series to be a grimhu?
>>49726128You already have a thread, go and post there.
>>49726441https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKH4L73BYSQ&ab_channel=FridayThe13thVault
>>49725579Virtual Koinsanityhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvWFrciaVW8
>>49730338I don't get it.
Green lesbians.
>>49726103What would you do if you woke up and Koishi was snuggling you?
>>49730538>Oh, now there is no sound, for we all live undergroundAlso there's a raven (=Okuu) flying.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JkIs37a2JE
>>49730563I'd snuggle back!
>>49730572So, Okuu is actually a bug?
>>49735138The bug was replaced by the Yukkuri.
Koishit!
>>49726371Is she really a grimhu if her edginess is entirely acquired and possibly reversible instead of something innate?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2RKGVExEYE
>>49737146I can fix her!
Post it.
>>49742951https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k5uukGAI_I
>>49725579I love my wife
>>49742962Have they completed the final part?
>>49725579liar
>>49753622no u
>>49725579she is litterly me
>>49745648I remember an announcement last year, but it looks like it hasn't been released yet.
Koi.
mr.hat mr.hat mr.hat
>>49761607Shi!
>>49754089she is lit early me
>>49754089>>49764641She's literally me.
>>49768292Literally.Me.
blep
Where did all the Koifriends go?
>>49775670They fled to the shiny new Hell.
Koibump
This thread is pretty slow. I thought Koishi was a popular 2hu?
>>49737146She wields knives in ULiL/CDS and literally threatens to use one of the protagonists corpse to decorate the entrance of former hell in SA. Her ability is also innately creepy much like her sister. Like Flandre the whole psycho stitch didn't come out of nowherePlay games, read the printworks, blah blah blah
>>49781227>Play games, read the printworksI made a compilation (it should be updated with her CDS appearance) of all of her edgy quotes that I first posted on /jp/ here https://warosu.org/jp/thread/43476143#p43513064 so I'm the last one to deny this aspect.I was talking about something else:unlike the usual examples that get brought up while discussing "Grimsokyo", Koishi is a psycho because of an acquired condition (accidentally losing her Ego functions after closing her third eye) that might be reversible, it's not something she's born with (say, a kappa going after shirikodama because that's what a kappa does).Her "real" personality, if anything, would be emotionally fragile: she said reading minds was "depressing". Once fixed, she's a good girl.
>>49781156What do you like about her?
>>49785625she is litearly me
>>49785728A lwaysU niqueT otallyI nterestingS ometimesM ysterious
Soon™
>>49725579I know. I had a dream a very long time ago about her fucking with me using her powers. Kept pushing me to the ground then making me forget how it happened after leaving my field of vision. I only remembered the other times she did it when she popped up to do it again.
>>49787988koidream best dream!
>>49725579Yeah, I knowIt's so cute that she thinks I don't know she's there
>>49775670>>49781156Bro frThese threads hit regularly hit the bump limit and stayed the catalog for months.Was 4chan going down really that destructive or is /jp/ and true otaku culture as a whole on the nosedive?
Lots of people say that Koishi is a horrible person and a murdererI don't think that's true at all, she's just a weird girl who finds it funny to mess with people
>>49798089She isn't mentally fit to be a horrible person. A murderer maybe, but one without ill will towards anyone.
>>49798112>A murderer maybeMaybe she is, but like you said, that doesn't make her a bad person, she wouldn't kill anyone who didn't deserve itShe always seems so happy and cheerful, but maybe that's just a brave face she's putting on, she might be carrying serious emotional baggage from how people treated her and her sister when they were younger for having a power they couldn't controlOr maybe she just genuinely doesn't remember a thing, maybe she forgot everything about who she was when she closed her third eye
koikoi
>>49803284Koi-koi!
>>49803384Why are you fat?
>>49805512Because I eat too much and don't exercise, but that's just a random picture from Google, not me
I wish I was literally and figuratively Koishi
>>49812251Don't we all
>>49812251I wish I was physically and metaphysically Koishi
>>49725579Do you think she'll stab me? I kinda just hope the knife hits true and I can't possibly recover
>>49815413No, but she might steal your foreskin!
Here's a really crazy theoryKoishi's eyes have looked kinda weird since HM, haven't they? What if closing her third eye didn't just block her mind-reading ability, but also made her actually, physically blind?I'm sure that's not the case, since she doesn't seem to have any trouble seeing the world around her, but the light in her eyes remind me of how some blind peoples' eyes can lookIf it's intentional, then it's probably just meant to represent her psychic blindness, not a physical condition
>>49816698I think it just represents an extreme case of ignorance.
What's the origin of the meme about Koishi being autistic?
>>49826641The meme about Koishi being autistic comes from Koishi being autistic
>>49725579>Koshisseurs
>>49831986I dont know why but this feels supremely depressing
>>49831986Damn....That's definitely one of the most memorable clips I've seen in my life.
>>49831986This amount of details in this clip is astounding.Almost illustrates an entire story.
>>49831986Where is this?
>>49831986I wish I had a Koishi fumo of my very own to cuddle withAnd Satori too, I wouldn't want her to get lonely
Koishi's inside your monitor!
>>49843282*buys new monitor*
>>49831986>Koishisseurshttps://files.catbox.moe/m1bdkn.jpg
>>49847319would
would you koishi?
>>49725579I would just throw her out the door of my apartment because she shouldn't be in my house.
>>49861345No, I'm spoken for, I wouldn't hurt my 2wife like that
>>49861401hurt what?
I wanna fill her womb with maggots!
>>49876241>Hi, is this "guy who's about to get fucking stabbed"? It's me, "girl who's about to fucking stab you"!
>>49876710This is the quintessential sexting experience with Koishi, btw.
>>49730563Anon, I have slept with her by my side countless times already.I got banned for a while, but I wanted to answer to your question.
Koishi is so cute
>>49757050Last update from the creator was in July.
>>49764093Koishi that’s not the best way to wield those knives. Your grip impairs your ability to stab in different directions. You aren’t planning to stab with those things, are you? Those are clearly chopping weapons. Do you know the places you’re supposed to be targeting with those?>>49876710That grip looks better, though I’d need to see you close your hand all the way to be sure. Only saying you’ll stab him is a bit of a red flag, though. Koishi, you know there is no good fight without both blow and thrust, right? Have you at least heard of the works of George Silver? Koishi if you’re going to be wielding knives you need to know that stabbing and slashing is a false dichotomy. If you stab someone’s forearm with a screwdriver and slash their chest with a boxcutter you won’t inflict a lethal wound. The ribcage will prevent the blade from cutting into the heart and lungs while the odds of stabbing the arm’s artery with such a narrow weapon are almost nothing. But reverse the targets and you’re deadly.>>49831986It’s odd seeing a room with an expensive computer setup but a dirt floor. You’d think that if you could afford a $1,000+ PC you could afford floorboards. But considering it more carefully, floorboards can get pretty expensive for an entire house and in the video’s case you’d have the additional cost of adding a foundation, and clearly OP was capable of living in a house with a dirt floor so there’s limited use compared to a computer, maybe it makes sense.
>>49892841Wait, what? Did he publish something this year? What?
>>49893729Found it myself. Oh, God, please, let it be soon.
>>49896005So, the release date is the 9th of next month, right?
>>49896673It's gotta be October 7th
All real Koishisseurs have read pic related.
>>49892678Koishi is a cutie patootie. A cutie patootie!
>>49900898source?
>>49725579
>>49907252https://exhentai.org/g/1410053/0a67c2767a/
>>49908256...
Winter Koishi
>>49908292Uhm... I don't get what's wrong. I'll post the link again, https://exhentai.org/g/653031/90eb6ef535/, and say it's Honno Poligraph, by Ninniku Batake.
>>49725579Koishi thread! Yaaaay!(how did I miss this for a whole month? im becoming more like her by the day...)
Green-haired girls are objectively superior
How green do you like your Koishi?
>>49920545The greenest
>>49920545That one is going to kill me!
>>49922729Don't worry anon, fumos are harmless (mostly)
>>49920545The whitest.The pale-looking, fluffy dork.
>>49923977literaly me!
>>49930133Excuse you, I'M Koishi!>pic related, it's me and my bestie
>>49900898I wish I could take Satori's place.
>>49930139me on the left!
Omedetou, Koishi-chan.
>>49936867こいし最高！こいしナンバーワン！！
>>49936867Koishi #1!
Hey, you, yeah, you. Koishifrens. you're stinky.
>>49936998Rude!
>>49937025Little teasing never hurt anyone. So long as I don't get stabbed in my sleep.
>>49937340She will stab you in your dream...
>>49937349So she's the one that's been inciting dream violence.. Well maybe she's the rude one!
I kneel Koishi-kun... accept my fishing rod as a token of submision...
KOISHI SUPREMACY
>>49939214Koishi won that burger!
>>49940157Reposting here for the King!
Koishi is the champion!
Koifeet
>>49917451Sanae top 1 next year?
>>49946861Next year is a joint victory by Yuuka, Sanae and Eiki. We can only fit 3 into one slot.After that Keine gets a pity win.
>>49946436Koistank
Hambahgah with Koishi
How do I become Koishi?
>>499539391. Step into a geyser hole to reach Old Hell2.
>>49953952Uhh, where are the rest of the steps?
>>49957055I can see them just fine, maybe you just weren't meant to become Koishi
>>49957055Nigga, they're right there
>>49957055You will never be Koishi
>>49953952Can I do step 7 without getting my socks wet, or is that necessary?
Koishi x Kokoro or Koishi x Flan?
あれ？
>>49960152Yes
>>49961877Koishi x Anon.
>>49965621I don't know if Koishi would approve of this pairing (unless anon starts going to the gym or something)
>>49725579DamnThat's crazy how they made a touhou based on me...
>>49966066I wonder how many anons over the years have followed through with their 'Do it for her.png'. I wonder if an anons even try to better themselves for their number 1 anymore.
>>49966254>I wonder how many anons over the years have followed through with their 'Do it for her.png'.I did! I went from being a useless NEET 10 years ago to being an even more useless NEET in 2025!
>>49966410Hell yeah, you show the world who's boss, anon.
>>49966410Knowing Koishi she would be extremely proud!
Koishi no, that's illegal!
>>49976267snailshi
>>49961877Koishi x Satori.
>>49976327that's an ammonite
>>49725579The most autistic touhou and by extension, youkai!
>>49981673I'm not sure, the recent sanctuary dwellers also seem to be experts at self-isolation.
>>49981673what???
What would happen if she opened her third eye?
>>49993612The world would end, as this entire reality is actually just an unconscious dream generated by her ignorance of the world around herPersonally I think she should do it
>>49993668That would make her the goddess of ignorance!
>>49993668If reality was a dream, it wouldn't be internally consistent or rationally explainable though.
>>49994649Maybe it isn't explainable! Maybe when weird, illogical things happen, your memories and perception of reality change so they make sense! How do you know that you're the same person living in the same world that you were yesterday?
We know it isn't her dream because canonically Doremy says Koishi doesn't dream at all.
Demon sultan Koizathoth...
I have dreams about Koishi. Dirty dreams.
>>49996905We can only perceive the world thru our consciousnesses, so we can only derive conclusions about the world from our perception of it and from first principles.Thru, making the argument that the world is in constant, illogical change, but that change is imperceptible fails to make any point about the world as we experience it. While there are unexplained things in the world, unexplainable concepts do exist, and rational thought may suggest the subsistence of ineffable objects, all of those things make an observably internally coherent whole.And if the world is illogical in itself, why is cognitive architecture coherent enough to generate a logical experience of reality?
>>50002526
>>50002569You make a cogent argument, Mr. Anonymous, but I have an ironclad rebuttal:>Koishi
>>50002607This is the time, they say, Koishi, to come in at a fight and a fray.
>>50002696I did not expect a reference to Plato in a Koishi thread of all places
I still don't understand why /jp/sies hate Koishi.
>>50010600Projected disgust of the inner selfOr something like that
>>49725579https://youtu.be/kxEDcMWmABc?si=VfX-6XmETF7Wfkgi
>>50010600"popular bad".
>>50010600I don't hate Koishi, I hate the people outside of jp that like her, easy distinction.
>>50013336Koishi with gloves...
>>50010600Too close to home for most ppl here
>>50010763cute!
>>49832456I'm not 100% sure, but by the looks of it, that may be one of the nearby towns found in the outskirts of Lima, Peru. I can't tell for sure, but I recognize that Afghanistan-like look that country tends to have. Quite incredibly, an expensive PC and a Fumo managed to get there.
>>50033459>I can't tell for sure, but I recognize that Afghanistan-like look that country tends to have.Phenomenal sentence.
>>50035422He is definitely a koishi diehard.
>>49831986Crazy this young man's computer is eons better than my now long outdated xps laptop I haven't bothered to upgrade from while not even having any flooring in his room.I find that so admirable in earnest, without any intentional irony.
>>49953939Well first, you need to make a snowball!
>>50040095koiballs lol
>>49966066I swear i'm not neckbeard coping and I don't consider her personal waifu material, but I get the feeling she'd be one of the Touhous who care among the least about an anon's physical appearance who she might fancy.
>>50042797Maybe, but if you really loved Koishi, you'd want her to be able see someone who was at least pleasant to look at instead of a smelly neckbeard, right? I mean, she's cute as hell, it's not fair for you to get all the eye candy in the relationship!Though if you were genuinely unattractive and there wasn't anything you could do about it, I'm sure she would love you anyway, she's probably not judgemental like that
Felt cute, might delete later
>>50045271I guess the catch would be being the extraordinary individual who would be able to match this creature's one-of-a-kind wavelength.What kind of person, if possible, I have no clue.
>>50053066cute artist
>>50053066In order to match literally Koishi's wavelength you must also be literally KoishiHard, but not impossible
>>50054664Then I'll just have to become a better Koishi then Koishi herself. I'll lobotomize myself times 2!
I present to you my favorite Koishi picture
>>50057147That's my least favourite Koishi picture
>>50057147Why does she look like a joy mutant?
>>50057147Pixlv got some weeeeird shit
Did you know? According to Koishi's AoCF profile:>Even today, this empty-hearted satori is out there casually possessing someone.She could even be possessing YOU right now and you wouldn't even know it! Isn't that something, anon?
>>50060341Does that mean she will experience a male erection too?
>>50060638Clearly that was Koishi making you say thatAre your actions even your own anymore, anon?
>>50060662I'm not really sure myself. I've felt horny for the last few days for some mysterious reason while at the same time, I don't really want to jerk off. There are moments when I experience mood swings that I can't explain. How fucked am I?
>>49831986This is Aryan
>>50059145I hate seeing that cat, it's a constant reminder of what the dev did every time I see it.
Nekoishi!
TismHu
>>50064653faster
>>50074268
>>50002584Yes! Exactly like that!
For me? It's CDS Koishi!
>>50061195Life is very unfortunate for some~https://youtu.be/Q-Wgu_omsnI?si=fK16HiOMXT7TByG9
complete and utter SHIThu
>>50061195w-what did the dev do
Me and my wife!
>>50087542why r u gey?
>>50091794Why aren't you?
>>50091794curse of the green
>>50091826i can't. i have a funny rod between my crotch>>50091841hot
>>50091876>i can't. i have a funny rod between my crotchThat sounds serious, have you seen a doctor about that?
>>50093357nah, i'm good. it's been there since i was born. just a little annoyed when it got hard at the wrong time.
>>50093380You can tell the difference between when it's soft and hard?!?
>>50093644somehow, i can... when it's soft, it lies like a dead fish and when it's hard, it's harder than a diamond.
>>50093380If it gets hard when you're looking at Koishi that means it's working
>>50094161how do you know if what you're looking at is koishi?
>>50094315Isn't that the question we're all asking ourselves? But the truth is when you know it's Koishi, then you just know, it's a transcendental experience that can't be describedFor example, this is a true and real picture of Koishi, do you not feel its fundamental Koishi-ness just looking at it?
>>50094448By contrast, here is a picture of Koishi that is not Koishi, despite looking like her
>>50094448>>50094460i think i understand. what i saw that time was really her. i knew she could have finished me off that night. it was truly the happiest moment of my life.
>>50094508>i think i understand.Well that means you don't, because if you're thinking at all that means you've already failed the game of "try to understand Koishi"Thanks for playing!
>>50094594>you've already failedit's getting tiresome to fail multiple times. now my mood is ruined. becoming koishi is a long endeavor for me, and i'm not sure if i can do it.
>>50087028To be fair, you have to have a very high EQ to understand Komeiji Koishi. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the transcendental realism tenets of psychiatry most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers' psyche. There's also Koishi's arational outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterization of her personal philosophy which draws heavily from German metaphysics, for instance. The fans understand this stuff they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny, they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Koishi truly ARE idiots of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Koishi's existential arms flapping, which itself is a cryptic reference to Richard Semon German research on ecphory. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as ZUN genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. How I pity them. And yes, by the way, I DO have a Koishi tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the satoris' Third Eyes only and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 EQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
>>50096241You can do it, anon! I believe in you! Failing several times already doesn't mean you won't succeed in the future! Don't think, feel, and you'll be Tanas - I mean KoishiSoon the whole world will be Koishi!>>50096631Pickle Koishi
Early Koishism -> Church of Koishi -> Koishi Revolution -> Koishi World Order -> Second Coming of Koishi Is this the correct order? Did I miss something?
>>50097863Tributes.Lost of them.
>>50097863You're forgetting the First Council of Koishi between the first two and the Divine Koishi Gnosis right at the end
>>50097863Where does the Great Koischism fit in?
Early Koishism -> First Council of Koishi -> Church of Koishi -> Divine Koishi Gnosis -> Great Koishism -> Koishi Revolution -> Koishi World Order -> Second Coming of Koishi >>50098122She needs a doctor.>>50098635Fixed! >>50099342It takes place before the Koishi Revolution.
HAPPY MOONLIGHT DESCENT CEREMONY DAY
>>50106222Man, I need to rewatch KKHTA.
>>49725579"Health: Your mental health will be good. "It must be good to be blissfully ignorant.
>>50117013Koishi is a trained* psychiatrist** and a world-renowned expert in the unconscious! Of course your mental health would improve after seeing her!(*Note: may not have actual training)(**Note: may not be a licensed doctor)
>>50117463Perhaps someone like Koosh can reveal an anon's truest self!
Flying Koishi.
Crying Koishi.
>>50124668Let me guess. She became PTSD due to mind-rape, like what happened to her sister then went mad and performed a self-lobotomy.
>>50122826After I kick her ass
>>50134551>After I kick her assAfter I lick her ass*
So have you become Koishi yet? Why? Why not?
>>50142370>So have you become Koishi yet?This would imply that I was at any point not Koishi
>>50142729How can a ghost have weapons-grade autism, Koishi?Wouldn't brain death cancel unnecessary crap like that?
>>50145571>How can a ghost have weapons-grade autism, Koishi?
>>50147452Forgot to add "you tell me"
>>50142370Imagine of peaceful not having emotions must be.
>>50148777Buddha is that you?
>It was too painful being around other people so Koishi decided to close herself off from the entire world permanently instead>She desperately wants to connect with others (as evidenced by her having a phone-related urban legend and wanting to "join in on the fun" in the first place) but it's just too painful for her to do soIn a way, we were all literally Koishi this whole timeAlso I'm quoting Koishi, she helpfully wrote part of this post for me
Koibutt
>>50156011hot autist.
>>50156011>>50156464Your tastes are your tastes and I know no-one asked but I generally don't like having a giant ass shoved in my face, more subtle teasing and slightly more revealing clothing is way hotter for me (but then again I'm a weirdo who doesn't even get turned on by sex or naked bodies in the first place so who cares what I think)Does Koishi even have sexual thoughts, anyway, considering she doesn't even have conscious thoughts or desires or feel any kind of emotion? Sex and human attraction (and presumably youkai attraction as well) is largely an unconscious thing but if she doesn't even feel that, doesn't that imply some pretty uncomfortable things about having sex with her?
>>50156011>>50156464Lewd autist
>>50156862She's the youkai of the Id (it's her CDS title), so...>Freud conceived of the id as the unconscious source of bodily needs, impulses and desires, especially those related to aggression and the sexual drive.[9] The id acts according to the pleasure principle—the psychic force oriented to immediate gratification of impulse and desire.[10]>Freud described the id as "the dark, inaccessible part of our personality".
>>50158287My post was based around the idea of her not having any desires but I must've misread "emotionless" as "desireless" somewhere because I can't find it again and she's clearly described as wanting different things and having her own will on several occasions and I don't think even ZUN would be drunk enough to make that mistake so it's irrelevantKoishi must be messing with my head...
I saw Koishi at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Serious question, what would Koishi think of ENA?
>>50169113>what would Koishi thinkNothing
>>50166916new pasta!?
>>50169113What themes do they have in common? I remember watching the pilot years ago and figuring it would be something practically made for me(millennial)Procrastinated and never got around to it... Also noticed a good deal of crossover art with ENA/Koosh.
Koishi opened her third eye again! Oh dear...
>>50170967I'm not sure most koishiseurs would prefer her original personality tbqhwyf...Shackeled emotional Koosh? Interesting to say the least...
>>50171385It's okay, she closed it again and now she's forgotten what she was even upset about! It's so fun to be Koishi!
What makes Koishi, Koishi?
>>50176079You could argue Koishi makes Koishi Koishi. At the same time you could say that it's the lack of Koishi that makes her Koishi, it's really just a matter of perspective. Personally? I think it's the Koishi, but I'm more of a Jungian than a Freudian or Hartmannite.>>50171419Lobotomies are so much more fun without the ice picks!
>>50176079It's her unique :Dness that makes her Koishi, many Touhous are :D but only Koishi is :D in this particular Koishi-ish way
Koosh-e.
Would you sex-addicted Koishi?
>>50185690I like Koosh because she does whatever she wants whenever she wants with no forethought, and being an addict makes her predictable and motivated. I prefer a Koosh who does insanely freaky things at complete random with no forewarning until she's satisfied and then moves on like nothing ever happened. I like surprises.
>>50185814>does whatever she wantsI guess "want" isn't the right word, it's more like "does whatever her animal instincts tell her". Which is even hotter.
Page 10 after 18 hours? This place is moving fast all of a sudden.
>>50185814>>50185826Imagine the animalistic, rough, and intense sexo...
