She's standing right behind you!
>>49725692She multiplied!?
>>49725692Koishi for everyone! left is mine Btw I wish people drew more fluffy and less psychopatic Koishi
>>49725579cute autist
Cute incestbian.
>>49726128How anons can see this and not die from cuteness overload is beyond me. Really the only reason I can wager why Koishi isn't more popular is fandom turning her from the cutest and fluffiest satori ever to le edgy zoomer. But I know this horse has been beaten to death, so I'll just enjoy a Koishi thread while there is one.
>>49726346>le edgy zoomer.But isn't her whole purpose in this series to be a grimhu?
>>49726128You already have a thread, go and post there.
>>49726441https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKH4L73BYSQ&ab_channel=FridayThe13thVault
>>49725579Virtual Koinsanityhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvWFrciaVW8
>>49730338I don't get it.
Green lesbians.
>>49726103What would you do if you woke up and Koishi was snuggling you?
>>49730538>Oh, now there is no sound, for we all live undergroundAlso there's a raven (=Okuu) flying.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JkIs37a2JE
>>49730563I'd snuggle back!
>>49730572So, Okuu is actually a bug?
>>49735138The bug was replaced by the Yukkuri.
Koishit!
>>49726371Is she really a grimhu if her edginess is entirely acquired and possibly reversible instead of something innate?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2RKGVExEYE
>>49737146I can fix her!
Post it.
>>49742951https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k5uukGAI_I
>>49725579I love my wife
>>49742962Have they completed the final part?
>>49725579liar
>>49753622no u
>>49725579she is litterly me
>>49745648I remember an announcement last year, but it looks like it hasn't been released yet.
Koi.
mr.hat mr.hat mr.hat
>>49761607Shi!
>>49754089she is lit early me
>>49754089>>49764641She's literally me.
>>49768292Literally.Me.
blep
Where did all the Koifriends go?
>>49775670They fled to the shiny new Hell.
Koibump
This thread is pretty slow. I thought Koishi was a popular 2hu?
>>49737146She wields knives in ULiL/CDS and literally threatens to use one of the protagonists corpse to decorate the entrance of former hell in SA. Her ability is also innately creepy much like her sister. Like Flandre the whole psycho stitch didn't come out of nowherePlay games, read the printworks, blah blah blah
>>49781227>Play games, read the printworksI made a compilation (it should be updated with her CDS appearance) of all of her edgy quotes that I first posted on /jp/ here https://warosu.org/jp/thread/43476143#p43513064 so I'm the last one to deny this aspect.I was talking about something else:unlike the usual examples that get brought up while discussing "Grimsokyo", Koishi is a psycho because of an acquired condition (accidentally losing her Ego functions after closing her third eye) that might be reversible, it's not something she's born with (say, a kappa going after shirikodama because that's what a kappa does).Her "real" personality, if anything, would be emotionally fragile: she said reading minds was "depressing". Once fixed, she's a good girl.
>>49781156What do you like about her?
>>49785625she is litearly me
>>49785728A lwaysU niqueT otallyI nterestingS ometimesM ysterious
Soon™
>>49725579I know. I had a dream a very long time ago about her fucking with me using her powers. Kept pushing me to the ground then making me forget how it happened after leaving my field of vision. I only remembered the other times she did it when she popped up to do it again.
>>49787988koidream best dream!
>>49725579Yeah, I knowIt's so cute that she thinks I don't know she's there
>>49775670>>49781156Bro frThese threads hit regularly hit the bump limit and stayed the catalog for months.Was 4chan going down really that destructive or is /jp/ and true otaku culture as a whole on the nosedive?
Lots of people say that Koishi is a horrible person and a murdererI don't think that's true at all, she's just a weird girl who finds it funny to mess with people
>>49798089She isn't mentally fit to be a horrible person. A murderer maybe, but one without ill will towards anyone.
>>49798112>A murderer maybeMaybe she is, but like you said, that doesn't make her a bad person, she wouldn't kill anyone who didn't deserve itShe always seems so happy and cheerful, but maybe that's just a brave face she's putting on, she might be carrying serious emotional baggage from how people treated her and her sister when they were younger for having a power they couldn't controlOr maybe she just genuinely doesn't remember a thing, maybe she forgot everything about who she was when she closed her third eye
koikoi
>>49803284Koi-koi!
>>49803384Why are you fat?
>>49805512Because I eat too much and don't exercise, but that's just a random picture from Google, not me
I wish I was literally and figuratively Koishi
>>49812251Don't we all
>>49812251I wish I was physically and metaphysically Koishi
>>49725579Do you think she'll stab me? I kinda just hope the knife hits true and I can't possibly recover
>>49815413No, but she might steal your foreskin!
Here's a really crazy theoryKoishi's eyes have looked kinda weird since HM, haven't they? What if closing her third eye didn't just block her mind-reading ability, but also made her actually, physically blind?I'm sure that's not the case, since she doesn't seem to have any trouble seeing the world around her, but the light in her eyes remind me of how some blind peoples' eyes can lookIf it's intentional, then it's probably just meant to represent her psychic blindness, not a physical condition
>>49816698I think it just represents an extreme case of ignorance.
What's the origin of the meme about Koishi being autistic?
>>49826641The meme about Koishi being autistic comes from Koishi being autistic
>>49725579>Koshisseurs
>>49831986I dont know why but this feels supremely depressing
>>49831986Damn....That's definitely one of the most memorable clips I've seen in my life.
>>49831986This amount of details in this clip is astounding.Almost illustrates an entire story.
>>49831986Where is this?
>>49831986I wish I had a Koishi fumo of my very own to cuddle withAnd Satori too, I wouldn't want her to get lonely
Koishi's inside your monitor!
>>49843282*buys new monitor*
>>49831986>Koishisseurshttps://files.catbox.moe/m1bdkn.jpg
>>49847319would
would you koishi?
>>49725579I would just throw her out the door of my apartment because she shouldn't be in my house.
>>49861345No, I'm spoken for, I wouldn't hurt my 2wife like that
>>49861401hurt what?
I wanna fill her womb with maggots!
>>49876241>Hi, is this "guy who's about to get fucking stabbed"? It's me, "girl who's about to fucking stab you"!
>>49876710This is the quintessential sexting experience with Koishi, btw.
>>49730563Anon, I have slept with her by my side countless times already.I got banned for a while, but I wanted to answer to your question.
Koishi is so cute
>>49757050Last update from the creator was in July.
>>49764093Koishi that’s not the best way to wield those knives. Your grip impairs your ability to stab in different directions. You aren’t planning to stab with those things, are you? Those are clearly chopping weapons. Do you know the places you’re supposed to be targeting with those?>>49876710That grip looks better, though I’d need to see you close your hand all the way to be sure. Only saying you’ll stab him is a bit of a red flag, though. Koishi, you know there is no good fight without both blow and thrust, right? Have you at least heard of the works of George Silver? Koishi if you’re going to be wielding knives you need to know that stabbing and slashing is a false dichotomy. If you stab someone’s forearm with a screwdriver and slash their chest with a boxcutter you won’t inflict a lethal wound. The ribcage will prevent the blade from cutting into the heart and lungs while the odds of stabbing the arm’s artery with such a narrow weapon are almost nothing. But reverse the targets and you’re deadly.>>49831986It’s odd seeing a room with an expensive computer setup but a dirt floor. You’d think that if you could afford a $1,000+ PC you could afford floorboards. But considering it more carefully, floorboards can get pretty expensive for an entire house and in the video’s case you’d have the additional cost of adding a foundation, and clearly OP was capable of living in a house with a dirt floor so there’s limited use compared to a computer, maybe it makes sense.
>>49892841Wait, what? Did he publish something this year? What?
>>49893729Found it myself. Oh, God, please, let it be soon.
>>49896005So, the release date is the 9th of next month, right?
>>49896673It's gotta be October 7th
All real Koishisseurs have read pic related.
>>49892678Koishi is a cutie patootie. A cutie patootie!
>>49900898source?
>>49725579
>>49907252https://exhentai.org/g/1410053/0a67c2767a/
>>49908256...
Winter Koishi
>>49908292Uhm... I don't get what's wrong. I'll post the link again, https://exhentai.org/g/653031/90eb6ef535/, and say it's Honno Poligraph, by Ninniku Batake.
>>49725579Koishi thread! Yaaaay!(how did I miss this for a whole month? im becoming more like her by the day...)
Green-haired girls are objectively superior
How green do you like your Koishi?
>>49920545The greenest
>>49920545That one is going to kill me!
>>49922729Don't worry anon, fumos are harmless (mostly)
>>49920545The whitest.The pale-looking, fluffy dork.
>>49923977literaly me!
>>49930133Excuse you, I'M Koishi!>pic related, it's me and my bestie
>>49900898I wish I could take Satori's place.
>>49930139me on the left!
Omedetou, Koishi-chan.
>>49936867こいし最高！こいしナンバーワン！！
>>49936867Koishi #1!
Hey, you, yeah, you. Koishifrens. you're stinky.
>>49936998Rude!
>>49937025Little teasing never hurt anyone. So long as I don't get stabbed in my sleep.
>>49937340She will stab you in your dream...
>>49937349So she's the one that's been inciting dream violence.. Well maybe she's the rude one!
I kneel Koishi-kun... accept my fishing rod as a token of submision...
KOISHI SUPREMACY
>>49939214Koishi won that burger!
>>49940157Reposting here for the King!
Koishi is the champion!
Koifeet
>>49917451Sanae top 1 next year?
>>49946861Next year is a joint victory by Yuuka, Sanae and Eiki. We can only fit 3 into one slot.After that Keine gets a pity win.
>>49946436Koistank
Hambahgah with Koishi
How do I become Koishi?
>>499539391. Step into a geyser hole to reach Old Hell2.
>>49953952Uhh, where are the rest of the steps?
>>49957055I can see them just fine, maybe you just weren't meant to become Koishi
>>49957055Nigga, they're right there
>>49957055You will never be Koishi
>>49953952Can I do step 7 without getting my socks wet, or is that necessary?
Koishi x Kokoro or Koishi x Flan?
あれ？
>>49960152Yes
>>49961877Koishi x Anon.
>>49965621I don't know if Koishi would approve of this pairing (unless anon starts going to the gym or something)
>>49725579DamnThat's crazy how they made a touhou based on me...
>>49966066I wonder how many anons over the years have followed through with their 'Do it for her.png'. I wonder if an anons even try to better themselves for their number 1 anymore.
>>49966254>I wonder how many anons over the years have followed through with their 'Do it for her.png'.I did! I went from being a useless NEET 10 years ago to being an even more useless NEET in 2025!
>>49966410Hell yeah, you show the world who's boss, anon.
>>49966410Knowing Koishi she would be extremely proud!
Koishi no, that's illegal!
>>49976267snailshi
>>49961877Koishi x Satori.
>>49976327that's an ammonite
>>49725579The most autistic touhou and by extension, youkai!
>>49981673I'm not sure, the recent sanctuary dwellers also seem to be experts at self-isolation.
>>49981673what???
What would happen if she opened her third eye?
>>49993612The world would end, as this entire reality is actually just an unconscious dream generated by her ignorance of the world around herPersonally I think she should do it
>>49993668That would make her the goddess of ignorance!
>>49993668If reality was a dream, it wouldn't be internally consistent or rationally explainable though.
>>49994649Maybe it isn't explainable! Maybe when weird, illogical things happen, your memories and perception of reality change so they make sense! How do you know that you're the same person living in the same world that you were yesterday?
We know it isn't her dream because canonically Doremy says Koishi doesn't dream at all.
Demon sultan Koizathoth...
I have dreams about Koishi. Dirty dreams.
>>49996905We can only perceive the world thru our consciousnesses, so we can only derive conclusions about the world from our perception of it and from first principles.Thru, making the argument that the world is in constant, illogical change, but that change is imperceptible fails to make any point about the world as we experience it. While there are unexplained things in the world, unexplainable concepts do exist, and rational thought may suggest the subsistence of ineffable objects, all of those things make an observably internally coherent whole.And if the world is illogical in itself, why is cognitive architecture coherent enough to generate a logical experience of reality?
>>50002526
>>50002569You make a cogent argument, Mr. Anonymous, but I have an ironclad rebuttal:>Koishi
>>50002607This is the time, they say, Koishi, to come in at a fight and a fray.
>>50002696I did not expect a reference to Plato in a Koishi thread of all places
I still don't understand why /jp/sies hate Koishi.
>>50010600Projected disgust of the inner selfOr something like that
>>49725579https://youtu.be/kxEDcMWmABc?si=VfX-6XmETF7Wfkgi
>>50010600"popular bad".
>>50010600I don't hate Koishi, I hate the people outside of jp that like her, easy distinction.
>>50013336Koishi with gloves...
>>50010600Too close to home for most ppl here
>>50010763cute!
>>49832456I'm not 100% sure, but by the looks of it, that may be one of the nearby towns found in the outskirts of Lima, Peru. I can't tell for sure, but I recognize that Afghanistan-like look that country tends to have. Quite incredibly, an expensive PC and a Fumo managed to get there.
>>50033459>I can't tell for sure, but I recognize that Afghanistan-like look that country tends to have.Phenomenal sentence.
>>50035422He is definitely a koishi diehard.
>>49831986Crazy this young man's computer is eons better than my now long outdated xps laptop I haven't bothered to upgrade from while not even having any flooring in his room.I find that so admirable in earnest, without any intentional irony.
>>49953939Well first, you need to make a snowball!
>>50040095koiballs lol
>>49966066I swear i'm not neckbeard coping and I don't consider her personal waifu material, but I get the feeling she'd be one of the Touhous who care among the least about an anon's physical appearance who she might fancy.
>>50042797Maybe, but if you really loved Koishi, you'd want her to be able see someone who was at least pleasant to look at instead of a smelly neckbeard, right? I mean, she's cute as hell, it's not fair for you to get all the eye candy in the relationship!Though if you were genuinely unattractive and there wasn't anything you could do about it, I'm sure she would love you anyway, she's probably not judgemental like that
Felt cute, might delete later
>>50045271I guess the catch would be being the extraordinary individual who would be able to match this creature's one-of-a-kind wavelength.What kind of person, if possible, I have no clue.
>>50053066cute artist
>>50053066In order to match literally Koishi's wavelength you must also be literally KoishiHard, but not impossible
>>50054664Then I'll just have to become a better Koishi then Koishi herself. I'll lobotomize myself times 2!
I present to you my favorite Koishi picture
>>50057147That's my least favourite Koishi picture
>>50057147Why does she look like a joy mutant?
>>50057147Pixlv got some weeeeird shit
Did you know? According to Koishi's AoCF profile:>Even today, this empty-hearted satori is out there casually possessing someone.She could even be possessing YOU right now and you wouldn't even know it! Isn't that something, anon?
>>50060341Does that mean she will experience a male erection too?
>>50060638Clearly that was Koishi making you say thatAre your actions even your own anymore, anon?
>>50060662I'm not really sure myself. I've felt horny for the last few days for some mysterious reason while at the same time, I don't really want to jerk off. There are moments when I experience mood swings that I can't explain. How fucked am I?
>>49831986This is Aryan
>>50059145I hate seeing that cat, it's a constant reminder of what the dev did every time I see it.
Nekoishi!
TismHu
