The day of the Youkai of Darkness!
Darkness!
>>49824252More like DUMBASS!
>>49824311She's very smart, just also very eccentric!
feed the grue
New grue art
>>49825379lewd grue
>>49825865Wrong, grues are unaware of the concept of lewdness.
>>49824330i dont get it... is she confused because the pizza isn't a person? i can read the japanese, btw
>>49825949I thought it was because she was handed a tablet with the image of a pizza
>>49826419it is>>49825949it's like when animals try to touch a picture of something on a tablet.
>>49826419>>49826429oh i see, i thought it was a plate.
Thread as intelligent as a fairy
Did you know? ZUN had ideas for Rumia's battle that would feature dark bullets eating the light or darkness appearing and covering the screen. He didn't really know how to properly execute these ideas until he used them with Mystia.
>>49828434Is that so?
sou nanoka
As summer hits, the Roomba retreats more into the dark to avoid the sunlight and to stay cool. She's like a homeless NEET.
>>49832949I don't get it.
>>49832949tenderizing the meat?
>>49832949I figured that'd make the meat taste bad, but yooks will be yooks.
>>49828434Its okay, Rumia doesn't mind sharing!
New shrine maiden
>>49832949The thing with the youkai of gensokyo, is that while they look cute and friendly, its in their DNA to hunt and kill humans like you. Realistically, would any of you weep if all youkai were genocided? I wouldn't, they were good fap material but atleast i still would have reimu and kosuzu.
My head cannon is that rumia likes to act clueless and weak to draw people in to eat as underestimating someone even if you know they are dumber than you is an easy way to lose and would induce the most fear
>>49838384I'm sure you'll find a nice man someday Akyuu...
>>49826841What's that soun- *violent gorish death sounds and further screams of agony*
Rumia has grown on me.
>>49828434I'm pretty sure the idea was repurposed for StB if im not mistaking
big grue honk honk
>>49843123I haven't played StB in years but I recall Rumia just being a basic stage 1 enemy there
Where has the roomba gone? What does she do on her spare time?
Here's unsealed Rumia
>>49859877It can't be! The legendary Super Dumbass?!
>>49859911
smug little grue
>>49865034what is she so smug about?
How would the grue be as a playable character?
>>49874726As a fighting game character, she'd probably have abilities like turning into a charging ball of darkness and obscuring vision. Also zoning involving her darkness.
Her last appearance was in StB. Thanks to KUSOfro from keeping ZUN from adding Rumia in the fightans
>>49876945So ZATO-1 without Eddie?
>>49882176That pic is way too cute...
>>49869516She's the most efficient man-eater in Gensokyo, and she doesn't have to go out of her way to hunt them!
>>49885036Because this is what happens
>>49832949Showing how war the kid seems to be from the village, its fair to assume he was abandoned. Its a normal practise in extreme situations for parents to leave the weaker child somewhere so the they can better provide for the older and stronger one(s). Rumia knew what was going on, and she acted accordingly. You might argue about the killing method, though, a neck snap would have been more instant and merciful than painfully crushing him into rocks repeatedly, but its not like humans also go for painful killings towards small animals without need. Everything's balanced by nature.
>>49890505Fuck balance, humans should always be on top, while youkai get exterminatedYoukai are the niggers of gensokyo
happy roomba!
>>49890529Suppose you're a human in Gensokyo who already works his ass off to provide for himself and his family. What would have you done for this weak poor child? Get another mouth to feed?
>>49892348She really likes Sunday mornings!
>>49890505She's actually beating him for talking to her in Spanish
OH NO ROOMBA HAS GOON THREW THE HUMAN VILLAGE
>>49901806Roomba on a rampage
The Apex Predator
Are the popularity results in? Is Roomba still high up there?
>>49915744Forgotten..
>>49919320She's the only named EoSDhu that is effectively MIA in almost everything
>>49851370You are right, probably confused her with Medicine.>>49923138She'll do something eventually, ZUN wanted her in both 1st and 2nd gen fightans, one can only hope
Did you know that Rumia has big jiggly...
>>49929171Meaty Rumia... what happens if you bite the biter
>>49923138big grue firmware update
>>49923190I am hoping there's another fightan (a more normal one and not a floatan) featuring Roomba. It should happen, she was already intended to be in them like 4 times.
You would support rumias eating habits even if it violated contracts right?
>>49915744From 21st to 19th. Pretty consistent result for her.
>>49936240Secretly...
New Rumia lore just dropped.>https://xcancel.com/richard_effendi/status/1962152586771091919#m
>>49945167.........so the ofuda is a spellcard stuck to her hair?well would you look at that lol
We should kill rumia for eating all these humans. Shes EVIL.
>>49945390she's just dark goo
Summer is ending, Halloween starts to approach
>>49929668the grue decides to keep you around
Roomba...
>>49959458I won't lie. This comic makes me unreasonably angry.
I think it's sensibly reasonable to be annoyed by itHave a well fed Roomba
Remember to feed your grue properly
Rumia wants to eat till she is the biggest
>>49936240Does it have to be human meat or will she settle for a nice flame broiled steak?
Canonically a lazy little shit who spends the entire day inside of a ball of darkness, yet characterized as an apex predator man-eating hunter.
>>49967405Rumia is an ambush predator not a persistence predatorthey don't see her coming she bumps into them and gets her meal why bother pursuing when the wind can move you around
>>49824225My beloved daughterwife Rumia is not a slut...
>>49969790She's God's wife now
>>49890505Gay antihumanist detected.He clearly was at a festival, his outfit is whimsically colored and he's carrying a festive toy. The only reason he'd be doing so is if he was at some kind of event and strayed too far. Also, Rumia is a kind girl more than happy to drift about and feed on the latent fear energy of the land. She's much more interested in friends and play.
>>49968133The only thing Rumia "ambushes" are the lips of her ⁹ friends as she kisses them in greeting
Tomorrow
>>49970970>Gay antihumanist detected.Why, I just pointed out that something that happened back then, and still happens>He clearly was at a festival, his outfit is whimsically colored and he's carrying a festive toy.The outfit isn't that festival-ish (although its lenght might imply that it is one), and the toy is also not that unique of festivals. If we take that Rumia isn't a pretty active predator, rather waits around for opportunities, and that she operates far from the village, looking for outsiders, then the poor kid was left to his luck.That aside, reading your theory made me think that maybe the unfortunate parents leaded the poor child to a supposed festival in the middle of the woods, and the rest is history
>>49970970Colored? Not on rumias watch!
Roomba Day
It's her day!
>>49972506Roomba's big grues
Ze monthly Room
>>49843008Rumia has grown in me.
Rumers day
>>49977264A piece of me is growing in Rumia.
>>49977264Is she bursting through your chest like a xenomorph?
>>49824216Would you rape Rumia if she was ovulating?
>>49979426what are the odds i dont think she would give you a choice
>>49977264Rumia has me.
>>49982473Rumia has grown me.
Let me tell you a little tale about Rumia the PimpSucker MC, trying to cop a limpRode around town in a couple of carsGot gagged by the man trying to stick up a barThe judge said, Yokai what was on your mind?????She said, I had some Cheeba Cheeba, cocaine and some wine.The judge said, Girl, relax and have a beer-You won't be doing shit for the next ten years.
The kingdom of God is within you, anons
The indifferent cruelty of the universe...
Imagine how exciting it would be convincing Rumia to give you brain and hoping she doesn't just decide to eat your member right then and there!Her sharp teeth clumsily grazing and digging onto your glans drawing some blood!The fear and adrenaline would probably give you the hardest erection of your life!
>>49987587I dunno, I'd rather keep my peenbis
>>49987587Sorry but Rumia only eats my milk with her lower mouth
>>49974487This is what 2hus do to moids who think they can date cute yurihus.
grue impregnation
>>49983432is that so?
Does anyone else think that Rumia would make a good Batman villain?
>>49970901Rumia is MY daughterwife!
AHAHHAHAH
rumia hungry
what's it like to live as roomba
>>50027957comfy. probably.
>>50027957Fun
>>49959522Same. It just feels horrible.
>>50027957Simple life for a simple girl.Meaning? Purpose?What or who even cares about whatever those are when you and the gang are THIS CLOSE to finding out where that annoying, bright, hot orange of the sky hides and wakes up from everyday(you all swear its even around the same time everyday too!)Your head starts to hurt and feel drowzy as you hope someone throws you pork scraps tomorrow instead of a chicken leg.
>>50044161Yukkuri shitteite ne?
>>50048386Always and forever.Happy Fall, anons
>>49959522>>50039196Don't drink water
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=482Gou1G2X4
Alway rember
Is Rumia the most take it easy 2hu?
Rumia's hidden spellcard, activated once she's able to take off the ofuda on her hair.
>>50068102A shot in the dark...
Light within the darkness!
big grue butt
>>50079078How many men?!?!?!
>>50079231Why don't you count them?
>>50079247All me
rumia if she was a newspaper
>>50079247She ate that many!?
>>50079078big grue
>>50088112grue
>>50088112Grue is feeling fruitful, and you're going to help her multiplyYou do not get a choice
>>50088718what happens once you manage to mate with the grue?
>>50092103Reimu yells at you and maybe whacks you with her goheiOne Rumia is bad enough, Gensokyo doesn't need another
>>50100980these gangsters arent very intimidating...
>>50103397>these gangsters arent very intimid-ACK
>>49824216
THE 7TH DAY
sonanoka~
The loli of darkness...
leaking grue day
RUMIA HUNGRY
>>50121598*Backs out*
>>50121599running wont save you
nanoca
>>50088112big if grue
https://youtu.be/SLd-g3gZLk0?si=jqwW1HBqTVWkmx7T
>>50115176I can't believe Rumia is a real black nigga
What makes you love Rumia?
>>50134248She's a really funny moe character. Her existence is literally a joke.Also, her being the first boss of EoSD, she will always be an OG of the franchise.Simple reasons for a very simple character!
>>50134248The beauty in her simplicity
>>49825881>>50079247>>49929171>>49923190I found picrel by fapping to Rumia last night so keep doing what you're doing.
BIG GRUE BUTT
>>50134248She's objectively and scientifically the cutest Touhou. No other character even comes close.
>>50134248she's my daughter
>>50142030STOP FEEDING IT
>>50152641NO I WILL KEEP FEEDING HER
Feed the grue
>>50134248She's a dumb dork.
>>50157099>freezedWas this translated by Rumia?
where does she live
>>50170124Beautiful duwangyou already posted it!
What should be the punishment for this?
>>50171099getting eaten, duh
>>49826466Hello Rumia
>>50171099AND NOW YOU DIE!
I love how Rumia synonymous with being stupid.
She tries her best...
>>50175820That would be Cirno, Anon
>>50175820Rumia is synonymous with being beat up by inanimate objects
GodImagine just how TIGHT her cunny is...
>>49824330Is that so?
>>49824216>>49828434>>49882176>>49885036I think of his scene every single time I see Rumia Which does get a little weird at times since she's in my top 10 plaphus
>>49824723What is her favorite food?
>>50198376Meat from undisclosed sources
Rumia juice
>>50203695Would chug straight from the tap.
>>50203695... will give you a yeast infection!
>>50088112Big Rumia?
WOW! IS THAT A SOLID METAL GEAR
If Rumia comes to my door this friday, how can I seduce or otherwise get her to have sex with me?I don't believe she would think having a shotgun pointed at her would be a sign of aggression because I don't think she'd know what one is.Potentially I could convice her it's a food dispenser of some kind a-la the Paddy's Shot Gun and after she's in my house do the usual riggamarole of being able to eat people more than once. Alternatively, I may get lucky and it's a Rumia who just likes meat period and it doesn't have to be humanWhich in the event I own a shotgun, procuring meat for Rumia in a pinch would prove fairly easy should I ever run out of money. Not the most legal solution mind you if this is off-season but this is one of the few times where having a loli concubine would be.
>>50217674Little Rumia shouldn't be dressed like that...Where are her parents!?!
>>50218233Roomba is hunting for food once she gets her meal there wont be a speck of human left in that room
>>50218419why did she bring condoms then and why is she not hostile?
>>50218746She is getting herself in the door, She cant enter unless let in
>>50217674
Do you think she'd ever make a friend who she wouldn't eat?
>>50218948she's not a vampire though. I suppose Flan dressing as Rumia could easily trick you that way, but also if she did that it may be because she wants to rape you since I'd imagine she gets all the human meat she'd ever want from Sakuya (if she eats anything more than blood anyway).>>50218985took me a second to get this, first thought it was "dogpile the lolicon" joke and then a knock on wood one
>>50218948>She cant enter unless let inWrong.
>>50221409she does all the timethen she gets boredTHEN she eats
>>49824216My beloved daughterwife Rumia is so cute!
Step right up!
>>50217674Human meat tastes like pork, just make that
Seasonal grue
>>50240650holy fucking CUNNY jesus christI swear to god I'm not a 'con...
big grue
>>50242723ROLL 4 risky HONK-HONK
If i saw rumia i would beat the shit out of her for being a disgusting, evil man-eater. TYD.
>>50243634Same, except I'd start bearing my meat
>>50242723is for making more grues
>>50240707That's not a loli body anyway
Flan's threads are always horrible, but Rumia's are always so nice!Would it be okay for Rumia's oneechan to rest here for the night...?
>>50250799now i won't know which is which
ZUN did say that Rumia is perfect for a setting involving vampires and that he wishes he could include her more often.
wild grue caught in the wild
>>50258026domestic grue caught in the domestic
Where can I get my own Rumia?
>>50262556There's no guarantee but your best bet would be exploring the deepest parts of the Appalachian wilderness, Germany's Black Forest, or the most desolate taigas. If you suddenly encounter a feeling of being inside an atmospheric vacuum and everything becomes dead quiet, you're on the right path!Make sure you go alone, have no satellite trackers or high-caliber firearms, and you have a hearty meal before embarking on your quest. You wouldn't want to scare her!
>>50262556Give her a good piece of meat steak or she'll go for your flesh instead. Once she's distracted eating, gently pick her up with one arm, and get going.
>>50262556She'd probably be like that one zombie from 28 days later if she's not fed properlyhttps://youtu.be/mDYfkuvFbdw?si=TpglUvGzla18r0x3
Roomba day again!
>>50240707What's the shame, anon?And it's not like you'd be in a Rumia thread if you weren't.
>>50262556Why would you want that?
This month's Grue
>>50273167A drunk grue would be a complete menace, wouldn't she.
>>50273167rowdy grue
>>50273201>>50276063you could even convince her to do this or lie face-down on the bed!
>>50280389And then feel her up and tickle her, but like, as a joke haha
honk honk
>>50170124forest
The real reason she's always T-Posing is becuase she just wants someone to Upsie her.
>>50288969
>>50290721Yup!Just like that!
>>50192015>>50288969No, it's because she's really Nick Cage!
>>50288969Like this?(they become friends next page)
>>50294939I want to be Rumia's friend who can pick her up and manhandle her with ease!
Advanced Grue
