visit Youkai Mountain... please
teng u for the invitation.
>>49825666no problem.
why have you not visited the mountain? do you find its inhabitants too intimidating?
theres nothing to worry about. you wont get kidnapped up there. you can even pet the white wolves if you want!
>>49829486i was going to be anxious and depressed about not being able to go home but then a therapy dog was provided
>>49829542can i get a therapy crow instead?
>>49825408>rapists threadNo.
>>49829566do you have a single piece of evidence to back your slanderous claim? tengu take great care to properly court and gauge their partners interest before smelling for consent.
i wanna get off this mountain...
>>49832440What is the purpose of taking your titty temperature?
>>49833575paizuri prep or egg incubation
is it true that most crow tengu are hundreds of years old virgins? are they asexual or something?
>>49833516Hi yes I'd like to apply for residency in this mountain
>>49833516one can't simply escape megumu's mountains, anon
>>49836885there has to be a way. i cant take any more of her dorky "flirting"
I will visit the tengu mountain right now
>>49837049the dogs have been notified.
>>49837055I see you too want to taste the penises of hundreds of random women.
Why is it that Youkai Mountain, one of the most economically prosperous regions of Gensokyo, can't manage a simple tourism campaign? The best you birdbrains can do is two horny crow tengu interns falseflagging at each other with the endlessly regurgitated "haha human men kidnapped by 10gu" fantasies you all rub your cloaca to on a nightly basis. You will NEVER land a human husband, tengcels.
>>49838248at least that gondola got installedit's like a rotating sushi bar
>>49838230Personally I would settle for one as long as it is tengu and is capable of both feminizing and impregnating me
if you were to end up living in tengu town, no slavery or whatever memery usually gets shouted in these threads ad nauseam. then what do you think you'll end up doing for work? and how do you think the tengu will treat you?
>>49842152Scary wolf fangsSpecialized for chomping humans
Tengu are real btw, time to put your money where you mouth is and buy that plane ticket to Japan and go hiking in the mountains.
happy 1 day late anniversary for the best tengu!
>>49836775Only the women. And this goes for all tengu.
>>49827806Great tengu? She seems pretty shite to me.
nah. il just get wasted with the border patrol.
>>49825408I read that as "tenga thread".
>>49850888whats the difference, really?
>>49844625Tremble in fear before the ferocious wolf
Are white wolves actual wolves or just a subset of tengu? Do they lay eggs?
>>49852179wolves are wolves and they're probably mammals, but you'll have to knock one up to find out for sure
>>49825408No I won't. I dislike tengu. I don't trust them, I don't want them near me. I think they're stupid, they lie, they wear ugly shoes and some of them have an absurd obsession with news and taking pictures of others. Really rude and self centered. Whoever visits the Mountain is naive. Among all youkai, they are the absolute worst. They're TENGU after all. Ew.
>>49852125Being fierce wont save her from getting captured
>>49850998tengu can bite your chinpo if you dont behave nice.
>>49850998You're consenting when your penis goes in the tenga.
>>49857256Are you?
>>49857256Even by accident ?
>>49857256Even when I'm held down by lustful kappa and forced to cum inside a tenga over and over so i'm completely drained when I'm finally able to drag myself home to my tengu wife?
>>49825408Can I get my damn perverted DVDs there, finally?
>>49860153yes, you can make those perverted DVDs on the mountain.
>>49842152Slavery, but I work in the mines or in a labor camp
>>49842152I'm a worthless neet so I'll probably starve to death or get killed by some wild animal when I get lost in the forest.
>>49863417theres only one kind of labor you can provide that is of any worth to the tengu.
>>49860153>>49863390You've been noisy about perverted DBDs for a while now!
>>49842152I have had the idea for a while now that it'd be funny to be the human liason. First one to get nagged for an opinion or technical data about what the outside world folks are doing. Of course if you're a good enough bullshitter like Rinno it becomes doubly funny.
>>49863430Please no, I want to work in the dragon mines not the barracks!
>>49863430uhh, repainting the houses because the fumes are toxic to birds and wolves?
Surely tengu would be respectful of my wishes and not do anything immor
>>49866057Poor anon, he got kidnapped and forced to do immoral things before he could even finish his post.
>>49865682you'll be repainting something alright. as for the fumes, they get the tengu quite excited.
>>49866236I need an adult.
>>49866272You are an adult!
>>49866349Oh... right. Well, fuck.
>>49866465It's too late. I like black coffee, licorice, and the thought of women laying eggs.. These Tengu women won before the fight had even started.
eggs?
>>49866658(unfertilized)
>>49883104love this dorky bird.
>>49829566Yes.
My marriage with Aya was held in the Youkai Mountain
Would you eat unfertilized tengu eggs?
>>49892670I don't think you get a choice.
>>49892670Am I allowed to make a huge deviled egg? Love me some deviled eggs.
>>49893636I don't think a giant deviled egg would actually be very good.
>>49893646Yeah, you're right. Thinking on it that'd be a lot of egg white..
>>49897175wolf tum
>>49897540poke itnothing bad will happen
it's tough being on stress relief duty
>>49897175Absolutely massive tits just looks right on the wolfreally shows she's meant for massive numbers of pups
>>49906509They get in the way during training and fights
aya art is always kino.
>>49916315Excuse me, the DAItengu is on the wrong side of this lineup.
The tengu are commies, they will never let westerners (humans) enter their territory
>>49825408
>>49916478They don't just LET humans into their territory, they pick them out themselves. How else do you think they would reproduce?
>>49921480aya and hatate aint that big
>>49825408>Youkai MountainBut I'm not a Youkai through
>>49930040Your children will be though
>>49921480So THIS is why the printer crows make so much money "touching up" photos
>>49930040It's just a small fee for humans.
>>49930497The fee is your penis and your semen, in that order.
die you rapist birds!
>>49933589you gotta get more specific than that Anon.
live you consensual sex birds!
>>49934383i though this was a tengu thread!?!?
>>49934401lot of rumours about tengu but only a few are true
Don't fall for tengu propaganda there is nothing fun about being a house-husband to your beautiful tengu wife, making love to her every evening, and taking care of her.
megumu-sama went up lots of positions on the latest poll!I hope she is in a good mood this weekend!
>>49940707what was up with that, anyway? I saw some comments referring to some MMD series I'm not familiar with, is that why?
>>49940707what about the other tengu?
>>49941000aya went up two spots to 11, tate one spot to 77 and miji dropped two places to 30 (deserved, she should be way lower)
>>49941011This post stinks of bird.
>>49941011so... tate is the least popular tengu? n-no way...
>>49940358This image is doctored and from her procreative "Reporter Lovely" work that Megumu forced her to document. In reality it's human men who date Tengu women, but thats a fact tengu media ignores...
>>49941036Of course human men date tengu women, tengu women are beautiful goddesses and any man would consider himself lucky to be kidnapped by a tengu.
>>49941040As a human male I have to admit this is true, as disclosure i hated Tengu before. However, I started reading more and educating myself via free tengu resources meant to increase the literacy of the village and WOW! I was wrong! The tengu are educated, kind, and though I hated them... well after seeing all my lonely single male friends get snagged but me, I started looking to the mountain for answers...
so, you're all "human male", huh?so, I believe you could provide a picture of your muscle car, as a proof?
the raping will continue until morale improves!
If you can't bring them to you, bring yourself to them...
It's fucking over you birds!
tate to the rescue!
>>49950148Fact check: False.
>>49950465Not the image I intended to upload. Moderators delete this immediately or there will be consequences.
>>49950935They shouldn't be that big...
>>49953059It's doctored.
>>49953059blame the moon
>>49953375We shouldn't have asked Eirin for help
