Why not marry the Scarlet Mistress?
Because these threads are really getting old
>>49833595I think I'll marry her sister instead
>>49833595I want to marry her feet.
>>49833595I'll marry her for the alimony.
>>49833595She'd never marry the mansion's fairy husband, I'm filthy by her standards
>>49833595I would, but don't think I can get through changing her messy diapers without giving in to my desires and sniffing them. I could probably still marry her if Sakuya continued changing her, and possibly me as well.
>>49836385Uhm... the Mistress does NOT wear diapers...That's just a rumour.
>>49833595Why not? It has been a lifelong dream of mine to marry into money. The older the money, the better.
>>49835929>I'm filthy by her standardsAre you sure about that? She has no issue with goblins, which rank even lower than fairy maids
>>49833595she looks like a little girl and I'm not a pedo
>>49837966I'm also a virgin at 25, but that's because I'm a fat autist who's an extreme introvert and has also struggled with a lifelong eating disorder that I can't find a solution for.
>>49837966Trick?
>>49833595Because I can't compete with futa Sakuya when it comes to sexually satisfying her
SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>49837926Well I suppose I can add vampire husbandry to my job title, she'll have to be the one to explain to the maids that they'll have less time with me though! I'm lousy at telling them no...
Some NEET here should draw Remi and Flan in Translvania and Whitby (not me)
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/133711573upload it weebs
I just view her as a friend
>>49847095(with benefits)
>>49833595I have the personality of a wall and the charisma of a shoe. I could never attract her, it is not just happening.
>>49847095I just want a Patchouli-like relationship with her where I basically live there just to hang out full time.
>>49833595I'll do it. I'll marry the mistress.
>>49833595I'm way too ugly and gross to anywhere near her presence
>>49847246Must be one heck of a shoe, because I think you're great.
Teasing the Mistress for wearing diapers! Patting her diaper-padded butt to embarrass her!
I dont think she would like me
My mistress is this cute!
>>49847095Why does the consensual blood giving feel so intimate
>>49856975Nonsense, the fairies will take you
>>49859831Probably because it is
>>49860658
>>49864101Them's the rules.
my proud yorkshire wife remilia
>>49864107If it turned out I was not a virgin then does it burn her?
>>49864203she FRENCH
>>49864359Maybe on planet retard.
>>49865867The chain of reading.
>>49864359She can be French and from Yorkshire. After all, it would fit her aristocratic status.
I'm not going to say it again
I wanna feed her my blood.
She's made the trip to the outside world. All to marry you, anon!
dont cry little remi
>>49877559I wish Remi was real so I could pinch her cheek
>>49877559I'm wish Remi wasnt real because now she'll pinch my cheek
post remi with gloves!!
>>49873645Well we're going to have to go back because I am not living here over her classically decorated manor.
you need to inhale it
>>49833595
shits her diaper
What would you guys do with your very own pocket-sized Remi?
>>49888255
>>49890559how do i make her full size?
>>49890559Toss her up in the air and watch her fly around
>>49890559how many calories?
>>49890559how stretchy is she
>>49890559
>>49896272If I eat this will I gain the powers of a vampire?
>>49896272Which of you bastards has been teleporting bread?!
>>49865867Cute lesbians.
>>49897219Sakuya giving Remi a reacharound under the table.
>>49896272FUCKYOU
>>49898570So evil..
Remimi wears cute puffy Pichuuns and every now and then she makes oopsie-poopsies in them and I want to change her.
Remi's beautiful and odorless armpits!
>>49915940would the people with lungs infected by her pit smell get along with the feet inhalers?
>>49915985He clearly said they were odorless.
>>49916523Remi funded propaganda. Don't believe
>>49864359Norman.
>>49833595Was her nationality ever confirmed?
>>49916970>can read English>Flandre's name is French, her name is a variant of a Latin derived name as well>Her and Flandre's weapons are named after weapons in Norse mythologyNorman nobility
>>49916966does she enjoy feeding on pale north french blood or the mediterranean ones in the south?
>>49916978As the Angles, the Normans, and their Norse ancestors can all agree, the suffering of the Irish is the most nourishing and delicious.
>>49916984Will she use me as prey too? (i greek)
>>49916977I always thought she was British not just because of being able to read English but also because of ZUN’s boner for bongshit at the time like Flandre’s Agatha Christie references and Sakuya’s Jack the Ripper connection. The SDM looks more like a traditional English mansion to me too. Well, the Normans did settle in England for a while, but I thought she was just a bong. More likely she’s just vaguely Western European though.
>>4991699110 little niggers
>>49916991>Well, the Normans did settle in England for a whileFor a while meaning from 1066 until the present day, making up the near totality of the noble classes, uh yeah.The names align with them being Norman, being nobility aligns with them being Norman, and the Norse weapons also align with being Norman (as the Normans were of course descended directly from Norse settlers in France).
>>49917098i want to join Remi as she puts her sweaty white norman feet in a french pond.
>>49917125want something else
>>49917161for her to find out you like vampire children?
>>49917164She likes men better that way
>>49922607She likes women actually. Yurisokyo!
>>49834117I think I'll marry both of them
>>49834117I'll claim the head maid for myself then
Ojou-sama got #6, one up from last year! At this pace it's only a matter of time before she reaches #1!
Cucked by Flan again lol
>>49936467Seethe Reminigger
>>49936464Flan went down this year. People are waking up to who the better lolipire is.
>>49936464I wish!
>>49939390Flan would never do that to the sister she loves so much.
Stop trying to pin the sisters against each other!
will i get bullied for being itaian
>>49917161To touch her wings.
>>49847095remilia you can have some blood if you want but can you please get your demonic bat wing claw off of me, it's kinda creeping me out
Remilia vs Flan civil war fought by their fans, who has the stronger fans?
>>49940114>demonic bat wing clawFool, that's the best part! Don't tell me you wouldn't want her to wrap her wings around you.
I wish she'd stop laying waste to human settlements and their puny mortal lungs by taking off her shoes.
>>49833595I only like working class women.
>>49940251I have contracted a fatal respiratory illness
>>49936480So why Remilia is not top 3?
>>49944795They are waking up but are not yet fully awoken.
>>49945528Are you really sure about it? I mean I hope so but consult the chart.
>>49948418What happened between vote 9 and 10? Where did we go wrong, Remiliabros?
>>49948418I don't know, I was just saying that because it sounded like it would be true...
>>49949657the lorebomb nobody asked about
>>49950834What lore dropped?
For context, Touhou Vote 9 was in 2012, 10 in 2014.
>>49952890it's been that long?
helping remi with her stretches
>>49960078how do her wing claws feel?
>>49960088pretty okay i guess
>>49960107
>>49960073Yeah, somehow it took two years to make people like Flandre more than Remilia
>>49962218Flan has alway been more popular
>>49960078>>49960107Thanks for posting, great new Remi artist I've never seen before
this is what remilia deserves
Swimsuit Remi
>>49966405Urban Remi
smug remi
Bathing Remi
comfy Remi
Mommy Remi!
remi starting her day
>>49972699remi ending her day
Why is she crying? Who made Remilia cry?
>>49973661The sun and thus indirectly the dastardly shrine maiden that did not let her cover Gensokyo in red mist.
remember to provide to your remilia an umbrella
>>49975768And a pair of her favorite brand in case she's out and about when she needs to drop the big one.
>>49977670faggots like you is why i prefer to talk about remilia on /a/ instead of this sorry place
Tonight was a blood moon over Europe. Whether you believe Remilia is from France or the UK, tonight was her day.
>>49978361>sharp toenailsHNNNNNNNGH!
>>49833595I will prolly sound cliche af but I'd go for Remilia. I dig that vision of synergy with her as a human since she's in need of those blood doses (I'm type 0 so I'm a perfect donor). That's all there is to it. I'd fancy her swim suit version like in this art since I'm a man of culture and I'm keen on loooong walks with her during the sunset. I'd also enjoy her bites on my shoulder during sexual intercourses. I'm a sucker for vampire princess ladies.
>>49978361i wonder if this shows the vampiric origins of Remi since she has two marks on her neck
Why not marry the Scarlet Mistress' maid instead??
>>49975768Such bullshit that it's not socially acceptable for men to shield themselves from the oppressive rays of the sun.
>>49978361There was no such moon here but I still went out for a nice 3am walk due to the moon being nice and bright. Unfortunately it was a little cloudy but otherwise nice.
>>49979580how about shielding someone?
She's so beautiful. She's perfect in every way.
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