Guide: learnjapanese.moeWhy are you learning Japanese?JKs, JKs, JKs, JKs, JKs, JKs, JKs, JKs, Previous thread:>>49901918
first for japanese
jk mango
>>49910587to honor Dolly-sensei-sama-kami-chan :3's legacy
>>49910654she aint dead lolShe got doxed LOL she is part of a cult btw lmao
does anyone remember that fat south american who posted his pic here many years ago was that tokui
don't remember that but i've seen attack ships on fire off the shoulder of orion
tokui was far more fluent than this guy
>>49910671dude piss in the rain lmao
>>49910663call me Sherlock the way I grab this CAP
crazy how jamel refused to pay up after losing his bet with tokui
>>49910663cope
the cult stuff and her death were at least a few years apart plus nobody gives a shit what deejaytee discovers
it wasnt djt though it was kiwi farms
you know unko, when you tell someone they could've learned a certain word from watching a specific episode of some show, all you're doing is self-reporting that you had to consult your mining deck figure that shit out
そりゃ誰でも苦もなく推して知るべしことだ
>>49910708you think thats where i learned 基調? lol
of all sad words mankind may list, the saddest are these: "Class dismissed".
class has just begun *fires up chatgpt*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSYUcFu6_5Awatched a logh movie and knew i heard one of its tracks in digimon. shit was bugging me for years
>>49910837toromi logic
movin to the countrygonna eat a lot of peaches
>>49910925i recognize that kanjithat means dog! she wants us to know thats her dog!!! LETS GOOOOOOO
>>49910945no no it's a tanuki but fuji thinks it's a dog, so it holds up the sign telling others to play along
>>49910949why are you shitting on calvin for no reason
>>49910949dame whats the point of even learning kanji if all you end up with is lies
>まあなんていうかっていうとですねthey do love their filler
>>49910984was this actually said? kek
jlpt results?
>>49910956im just explaining the aots
>>49911041
先の道はれこからずうっと下へ切れる
good hidden gem anime?
many
madoka spinoff
>>49911228Iroha erotic
>>49911205ruri no houseki
>>49911205タコピーの原罪
it was hella good but i hated the fork tower
at ガノン城 in oot tried playing it for the first time way back when i just started jap but could never make it past kid link
>>49911284djt approved vidya chart dropping when?
wish i played the pc port instead of the 3ds but oh well maybe in a few years when i feel like replaying itwotd 移植
>>49910587Whats an easy novel to practice reading?Got about 2k words in my deck
>2k>novel
>>49911542nothing will be easy but something like the oreimo lns will be easier than most things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U6Q_Rjljts
What word is being used for 'shaft' here? I understand the rest >>>/wsg/5957405
>>49911615竿
>>49911623ありがとう、I thought it could've been anything.さおう？さお？しゃおう？ etc...
i know you were all waiting with bated breath
waw! i did it
>>49911649bido bros..
649 FUCKING CRUSHED 654
>>49911657im happy with it it should realistically have been perfect cause ive been at it for a while but i guess not reading much for 3+ years fucked me a bit
lol jlpt passes ur registration number and passcode as plaintext query parameters when you login sasuga
His criticism is that the JLPT website handles login credentials in a very sloppy and insecure way.When you log in, you normally expect your ID and password to be sent privately and securely to the server. On a well-designed site, that information goes inside a hidden, encrypted request body where outsiders can’t easily see it. What the JLPT site is doing instead is attaching your registration number and password directly into the website address (the URL) as plain text.This is bad because URLs often get stored in browser history, server logs, analytics trackers, or even shared accidentally if you copy the link. That means your password isn’t just briefly transmitted—it can be saved in multiple places completely unprotected, making it much easier for someone to steal.In short, it’s the digital equivalent of writing your bank PIN on the outside of the envelope instead of keeping it sealed inside the letter. It’s sloppy, outdated, and unsafe.
>>49911694this is safe given the domain uses https, idiota!
majoras mask pc port doesnt support japanese dame
I've immersed 32 hours in 5 weeks....uhhhhh but I've gained 100 cards
>>49911793hug of stfu
have you seen this word before?
>>49911807yeah probably 20+ times in the wild
this here is your japanese level: 8=Dand this here is MATT's japanese level: 8==============Dcapiche?
毎日死にたい
>>49911861死ねるのは一回だけだお
sometimes i just gaze upon my hands in awe and thank kami-sama for incarnating me in such an incredible piece of equipment
>>49911858confident my 6.2er is bigger than matts
>>49911863社会的に死んでから本気出す！( ｰ`дｰ´)ｷﾘｯ
>>499118856.2 inches on matt would look giant
WOTH 仲間外れ
>>49911886求人見よね
>>49911895hub na! >:3
honestly wonder why they even do the weighted scoring for jlpt
yea fuck you
>>49911959離したくない！（∪＾ω＾）
This is the one that scares me.. is it the show talking about itself?
>>49911991why don't we part ways to create value? (ㆁωㆁ*)
remember that there's only one way to read 頭が赤い魚を食べる猫 despite what the dekiniggas say
>>49912030too scary Σ:3
the cat that eats the fish with the red head?
i want that majora tshirt man
>>49912101do you also love the princess deku? :3
>>49911649how did you practice listening at the start and what do you do now?
>>49912030a cat who eats a red-headed fish obviously
>>49912037正解
頭が赤い、魚を食べる猫
>>49911649flood yakuza yada yada
「頭が赤い魚」を食べる猫
>頭が赤い魚鯛？(ΦωΦ)
彼女が食べたい
should i learn how to write kanji
>>49912178if you want to then yeaotherwise its only really useful in japan and only really if your job needs it
>>49912178no
its a waste of time
>>49912219for you maybe
I'll take a pass
>>49912182>>49912189>>49912219retards leading the blind itt
>>49912270i myself have done it though to a certain degree
今日のimmersionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8lsKM_3l7g
>>49912270you could be immersing more instead retard
>>49912288her voice sounds low iq
takes one to know one
it does in fact not
>>49912296you'd be right
おはようおにいちゃんきょうのあいまいなにほんご>百おおいこと>千とてもおおいこと>万とてつもなくおおいこと算用数字とは別の意味がちょっと残ってる千羽鶴は千羽あるの意味ではなくとても多い折り鶴の意味
I would kill for moe
failed n5 by 2 marksgot 51 totally in the first two sections and 27 in the listening. I cried. i was supposed to put it in my resume so that i can apply for an internship in japan. lost all my energy. life is so amazing rn for me. 1 fucking question coulda made my year better. love my life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjHy2h8oKf8jesus they really speak this slowly in n5 listening?
>>49912538thats a bummer but you're no longer aiming for the truck, n4 or bust
>>49912548テストはできるようにつくるからねにほんは意地悪しないとおもう
>>49910457I need this in my face to even begin learning Japanese
わたくしの雑魚アナルを躾けてくれませんか
>>49912538should've immersed more
>>49912623１００万ドルで考えてやってもいいよパスするけど
>he studied for the test instead of for lifengmi
>>49912538だめニートになって女の子ふりをしてよcaptcha: HOSTT
wotd ふくよか
Why are you learning Japanese?
>>49912673>>49912664
>>49912664重ね付けはなんか違うｗ
Smells like cocks in hereSmells like fat panisI love it so much
had some really strong coffee and im literally shaking right now
もちつけもちつけおちゃのむ？
>>49912810栗まんじゅう食べりゅ(*´﹃｀*)
holo sisters...
are there any cute girls with channels I can use for easy listening practice white noise?
>>49912538I told you to read QUIZGOD'S guide and you ignored me
>>49912548im just under 2 months in and this is easy for me
im just under 2 years and thats all whitenoise for me
>>49913047https://holodex.net/
pls link the guide desu
>>49913070https://animecards.site/https://streamable.com/lpvsen
>>49913047yanacchithe only Japanese learner to have surpassed both quizgod and matt
im 3 weeks in and i find it too slow too
粉茶（玉露ではない）かいがいのあのんのまないの？カフェインたっぷりだよ
>>49913075did she say how she learned anywhere?
>>49911649queef and shitko destroyed lmfao
>>49913107She studied it in university but she gives the most credit to nomikaishttps://youtube.com/watch?v=c9yWkAAYX88
>>49913123https://streamable.com/l0k9q4
>>49913123she looks like shes great at giving old men rimjobs
there was a 17 year old girl at my jlpt that sounded better than queefler and mutt ever will plus the tens of thousands of native level chinks and gooks
why would she speak at the jlpt
>>49913112meh i didnt really study for mine so its really bidos L lol
bizarre proxy cope
not really
copemaster has a new rival
critted enough points to pass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx2kEjKcxeQvn emersion
not only did bido get 170 but he also got 59/60 on listening how will unko recover
>>49913175why do you keep biting my ankles? is it cause im better than you at japanese? lol
he's made it into the elite group. mary's 169 vs bido's 170 is much like the difference between a 129 and 130. the latter is gifted, the former is not
>>49913142>why would she speak at the jlpt>17 year old girlattentionwhore
>>49913207v-v-vocaroo!!!
>>49913217more like qm wasnt even trying and bido got the answer sheet online lol
>>49913142she was talking to a few other attendees in jp as a substitute for english since they were from different countries>>49913154>>49913174>>49913227utterly bizarre behavior
n1 score and iq correlation confirmed
>>49913229?
Why are you learning Japanese?https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1959814847849541632/vid/avc1/2160x3840/A2cmug2qqbzW87o_.mp4?tag=21
>>49913217more like the difference between 123 and 130queef spent hundreds of hours grinding a gorillion anki cards to maxfakeboost his score and still got beat by morbido who doesn't even read and only did a casual review of a couple of minutes a day for a few weeks before the n1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRrOLTHu-ewMoe Trenton Aussieman meetup
jlpt bros...
>>49913112>>49913207he had almost twice as many years when he took it compared to me and definitely more output hours than i had at the timedidnt meet my wife until a short while after taking it
also he got 56/60 on reading vs unko's 54/60 despite unko obnoxiously bragging about how many vinnies he reads or how much variety listening he doesfucking pathetic lmao
dno seems about the same to me the tests are different every year take some points + and -also arent they graded scaled by how well others did?
>>49913306its true real listening as in irl between natives at work is so extremely way harder than the jlpt stuff especially with hougens
wait til you find out where unko's name comes from
>>49913321you are comparing my score from december 21 to his from a few months ago and we started around the same time
>>49913319didn't you just retry online the listening section of the same n1 test you originally took and still get 1 wrong lol
step aside copemaster
>>49913355its not like i remembered the questions mate i didnt even look at them since the testbesides you can fail questions and still get a perfect score because the grading is retarded
yeah unko and queefster took their test a lot earlier than me relatively speaking. the strange thing to me is how much both of them still care about "muh level" and how it is perceived by others. for me in whatever it is when i reach the skill level i want that sort of stuff just melts away but to each his own i guess
>>49913321first of all i took mine a long time ago so im pretty sure i would get the same if not better had i taken it today and second i did not study at all apart from some light cramming
>mah jlpt score[none cant beat jazzyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vv234kZdBgsand moe5 months 9k cards + jlpt perfect score
jazzy's religion
>>49913387toromi move to lie on the internet so blatantly like that
counter-point: he's a jeet
>>49913371im still very far from where i want to be (indistinguishable from native in all ways except physical and cultural)
>>49913387he sounded like shit in his reading out loud though still crazy good for the time if true ofc
>>49913395youre far away from knowing japanese as well lol
>>49913395yeah that's a retarded goal for a retarded person
387Concession accepted
>>49913395>indistinguishable from native in all wayslol
>>49913395
god gave jeets supernatural memorization abilities but in exchange he cursed them with the worst accent known to man天は二物を与えず
>>49913352i am comparing someone who literally *does not read* and didn't do any anki for years with a dunning kruger who won't shut the fuck up about how much he does yeabesides how are you going to cope about listening lmao. we're talking 59/60 vs 48/60 which is huge. you do realize the only slight edge you had was vocab which is the easiest to grind with flashtarding right? he could've easily scored 60/60 and gotten like ~175
>>49913423i also didnt do anki for yearspretty sure i could get 175 now come on>>49913402its fun for me
>pretty sure i could get 175 now come on
>>49913423i barely read and mostly talk to my wife nowadays have only done an anki writing deck with a little bit of mining in the beginningso basically his score is shit compared to mine lol
i cahmaaaan a man
Comparing yourself to others is retarded.Compare yourself to your past self.
>>49913469you get that from a fortune cookie?
>>49913473My last fortune cookie said "Soon you will reach perfection"
>>49913469the problem lies in the fact that people start attacking my old jlpt score just because flood bro cheated to get his
my fortune cookie said its not enough that you should succeed, others should fail too
we're at a point where two people are both behaving as if they're the same person and nobody even acknowledges it anymore lol
i told you guys to take your meds but you never listen
>>49913487its been a year of his antics so i dont really care anymore
fake unko doesnt even try to act like the real shit tho just responds in his stead
>>49913498he even makes up fanfiction about my sex life which is just weird
I don't think he's a fan
hes gotta be something if he feels the need to impersonate me 24/7 lol
>>49913370let's seequality headphones over cheap speakers typically used at a testing center, no travel fatigue, a proper night's sleep in your own bed instead of a disrupted one in an unfamiliar place, zero stress from zero consequences, self-timed, attempting listening as a standalone section fully insulated from the mental interference and fatigue generated by taking the first half of the full examyeah that's totally comparable. it takes a full stacked deck of every pre test and intra test advantage imaginable for your listening score to remotely come close to his lmao
cant even tell who this wall of cope is defending
>>49913617true i have obviously made no real progress in listening after meeting my wife and speaking to her everyday for years plus moving to japan living here for most of it tooits all because of my 300 yen headphones that i can compete with someone who took the test almost 4 years after me
daily reminder to follow matt desu
>>49913663>i have obviously made no real progress in listening after meeting my wife and speaking to her everyday for years今日なにたべようか？寿司がいいええ？また？じゃあハンバーグ？youd actually make more progress not meeting her
wotd: おきゃんきゃんきゃんでっせ(*ﾉｪﾉ)ｷｬｰ
women are gains goblinsalways
>>49913663you dont have a wife lol
>>49913629it's not a wall but a barrage and it's attacking someone already being crushed under the weight of reality>>49913443>i also didnt do anki for yearsbut you read a lot. he did neither in the years between your n1 attempt and his and still handily outdid your reading score>that i can compete with and still can't beatyou lost
>>49913721reading a lot for the sake of enjoyment vs. memorizing some test bank like you did isnt the same thing lil bro
>>49913721i have had long periods where i didnt read that much at all though
reading isnt fun
>i have had long periodsyou sure have
wish my wife could have those lol
>>49913743periods as long as >>49913663>almost 4 years? pathetic cope
>>49913757just give it up lil bido broyou lost this oneeven fake mes got you over a barrel
>>49913737>reading a lotno wonder you sound dogshit LMAOperma crippled
>>49913783KO lol
>>49913757first try blind vocaroo this before listening to mine and then i will tell you https://vocaroo.com/14IVtOAv7etl
>>49913786ive had something like this happen to me in school
>>49913783meh as long as people can understand me at my class i dont really care
its a pretty simple factlow iqs are doomed to a life of mediocrity no matter how much time they spend trying to improvethats why morbido breezed past pisslers score with 0 effort and studyand unko? he wipes his with that losers 162/180 score report
had no idea seethys in love with bido
*wipes his assit was too brutal of an image i couldnt even type it out in full
>>49913834what was your n1 score and when did you take it?
>>49913847he isnt he doesnt think im smart either im just munition against unko and quizlet lol
>>49913834feel free to do better than me (you cant)
i dno on the one hand you have a respectable 170er in the top bracket of test takerson the other you have an obnoxious coping failure loser small fry who is nowhere close to being in the same league desperately trying to remain relevanti'd say you have to be in love with literal shit to not see who the clear winner here is
>>49913927170 iq makes you go flood underground temple yakuza yada yada... n5 kanji and vocabs
the end goal of learning jp has always been to claim superiority over people with inferior skillsif you don't like that, close the door on your way out.
ワシにネイティブ認定されるまでゴールじゃないぞよ( ˘ω˘)ｳﾑｯ
competition over the jlpt brings out the worst in djters. let's move on.
i won before the game even startedthe only thing left is to remind you that you failed
>>49914033whoa... cool :O
nihonjigger
>>49913927no response to >>49913799
you already quoted the response
wife just brought me some late night teawotd 有頂天
>>49914103id swiftly move you along to hell you piece of fucking shit kys
>>49914103thank you for posting this.
>>49914096i dont see a vocaroo or anything that would require skill from you
>no response to
>>49914117meant for >>49914099 and now he doubly will never do anything due to this mistake>>49914104ive got some mugicha with me here next to my freshly inseminated wife (by me
you lost plain and simple whats there to reply to
>>49914122what wife? lol
>next to my freshly inseminated wife (by mea genuinely nauseating mental image. if i pictured it long enough i might actually barf.
>>49914129the vocaroo and my question about your n1 score or your vocaroobut no all you can do is basic shitflinging anybody with zero ability could do
lil bro immediately opens 4chan and starts seething after having supposedly having fulfilling sex with a whale
>>49914150big belly laugh on this one lol
>>49914146"i won before the game even startedthe only thing left is to remind you that you failed"
>>49914150shes as real as his n1 score kek
I miss nukemarine....
>>49914150its just sex >>49914160anyone can say that
>>49914167probably have more testosterone than these two combined lol
>>49914170you never had sex lol
>anyone can say thatyea youre such a big failure anyone and everyone can tell thats how bigly you lost
lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcM9kCZt9o8
>>49914178now youre just being disingenuous which is not a good look lil man
nuke still not n1...
>>49914235anyone can tell 170 is infinitely better than 162 lol
>>49914263exactly anybody can say bigger number better but you fail to put your own skill on the table despite it being wholly relevant for whether your opinion matters or not
>wahhhh 170 > 162 is just ur opinion!!classic retard lmao
yephe sounds like unko
>>49914275162 3.5 years ago vs 170 a few weeks ago from people who started at the same time
anybody being able to see you suck is even more proof you really suck and its not even closethe fact is ur inferior no need to add insult to injury with my in depth expert opinion so i just quote the damning factual numbers
BACK IN MY DAYSwe didnt had yomitan, the tmw torrent(+500GB audiobooks,LNs,etc), kaishi deck, etc...There's no better time to learn nihogo than now.
>still conversing in englishngmi
>>49914284actually itsreading score of person who never read > embarrassing reading score of "person" who made blogging about reading his entire online personalityrare case where bunko is even more insulting of a name than unko lol
it was the same shit 8 years ago there was yomichan, kitsunekko and nyaa everything since then with the exception of mokuro perhaps is nice quality of life stuff but doesnt change much
unko has def read 100x more than bido
>>49914319yeah but its not like i studied for the jlpt before i took itlil bido probably looked up the answers before taking his
>>49914310i just posted about some books i read and i never read crazy amounts of anything
i did a few tests from previous years cause im neurotic and there were 0 questions that got repeated on my test just to make that clear
>>49914324you still ended up reading a lot, so the point stands
>>49914344i wouldnt call it a loti would just ジャケ買い some cool 小説 from the market and read a few chapters
314WRONGNow you have neuralink and can immerse and do anki in your brain 24/7 and AI
the argument in itself is kinda dumb because listening can also help your reading score on the jlpt because its the same language
>listening can also help your reading scorelol
353maybe consider divorcing your wife and getting a job
unko is so, so insecure about his japanese shits funny af
>>49914150>having supposedly having
>>49914369uh yea the hard part of the reading section is the nuances and nuances exist in spoken japanese as well
>>49914374i attend a class now>>49914380im just chillin tho lol
bro attends a class "in japan" despite being on djt the entire night japan time every single night lol
>>49914393this LMAO
>>49914393its only twice a week
i finished my class weeks agoapplied for a job today and got an interview soon
bro is just straight up spamming his porn now frfr
unkos new job is a horse semen extractor he needed a course to learn how to properly milk a fat horse cock
anything at all is a crazy amount compared to nothing. unko had already read more 3.5 years ago than bido has ever readbut his reading L is just the cherry on top. the real kicker is bido annihilated him on listeningironically the only thing unko did better in and only slightly was the most superficial and trainable area of vocab
>>49914404so were you planning on getting a job or are you just gonna have your wife do everything for you?
>>49914416>unko had already read more 3.5 years ago than bido has ever readhow do you know that? besides it makes total sense he scored higher on listening with way more output hours than i had at the time
>>49914425>you just gonna have your wife do everything for you?his fat wife cant even walk lol
>>49914416everything is trainable and i already told you i didnt do anything special to prepare for the test>>49914425why do you care so much how i live my life? lol
>>49914429crazzy cope
>>49914425nah im just going to a job interview for fun cause im quirky like that
someone post unko's betacuck arm
>>49914441>>46606959
>>49914432i don't. i just like observing how you squirm and cope
>>49914432>why do you care so much how i live my life? lolprojection
>>49914447what a basedboy lol
>>49914457you can tell he's on roids
>>49914447damn forgot how jacked i was back when i was taking my supplements>>49914450キモ>>49914452not really
it makes total sense bido scored higher on listening than a guy with a running digit span of literally 2 considering both things rely on the same underlying auditory attention mechanism
>>49914417
>>49914460never understood this joke
tfw had more japanese friends before ever stepping foot in japan than unko does after living there for 2 years or w/e lol
the joke is roiders die early so unko would get to go to hell with his wife at the same time
>>49914470
>>49914462meh doing the n1 listening again there was only really one question designed to test that and if wasnt the one i failed because i took notes during it the rest were very simple and the one i failed i was scratching in my ear during
>taking noteslol
>>49914483i dont want normie friends though but blessed for you honestly
>the one i failed i was scratching in my ear during>i dont want normie friendsthe cope situation is insane
oh no
>>49914516i quite literally was like i was drawing aliens and shit on the paper during the real n1 listening
2 digit span be like
>>49914483married men dont need friends so ill just continue as i am
>>49914487crazy how good AI is, its still distinguishable from the thumbnail tho
>I have a technology that can create any picture I want in seconds, let me ask for photos of women with down syndrome
>>49914599hot af
one day closer to aigooner being locked away in his pleasure cube away from everyone else
whats with the bido has more output hours than me cope unko literally couldnt stop talking about his ephemeral skypech friends for like years and that was probably at the same time he took the test
>>49914641its funny how he wont make a vocaroo despite apparently having a better test score than me and having more output hours
>>49914641i didnt call that much it was usually just text its only really when i met my wife i started speaking every day
unko loves his wife so much that he'd rather spend all day being bombarded by hate posts by people who hate him then spend time with her lmfao
>>49914734i didnt post at all on sunday
>>49914734i dont even read half the things you guys say about meim just bored sometimes and like bantering
its just sex
>>49914742>>49914744lol>>49914746yep my post about it being a sham hedonism fulfillment marriage couldnt be more true
too bad lil j isnt here to see his top djter pick get ownedthen again he had a penchant for betting on the wrong horse
>>49914752its real love but ok
>>49914768he left due to unpleasant people like you or likely mainly because of you
he left cuz he got mad he got filtered lol
>>49914781kek probably true
no no NOOo not the heckin unpleasantness ownedsareru no ha korigori da!!
jamal realized i could crush his skull with my giant bare slav hands and summarily tucked tail and ran
lil pippi felt threatened
What do if read more fails?
take an iq test
>>49914841read less
lil j might move to japan soon
>>49914890lmao people are seething cause kurds dont throw out garbage how japanese people do and go over the speed limit they'll have a full blown meltdown when thousands of africans flood in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuwFBaY9FKYnanjo sounds rly good live but goddamn are anime concerts cringe
how do I distinguish the real and fake unkos?
it's not a blessing its a curse so just be grateful and move on ignoring the posts made by both of them
id say djt needs an entry iq test but then it wouldnt be fun
>>49914935embrace the cringehttps://youtu.be/h4isKo0FDF8?t=2627
>>49914960people would just sturdy for it until they pass
embrace a moving truck
high iqs can make ungameable iq tests
higher iqs can game it
thats called passing
seethy fetch *throws >>49914967 in the air*
the hardest to game tests are some of the simplest
>>49914494>the rest were very simple and the one i failed i was scratching in my ear duringlaughed
>>49914900kurds are just a scapegoat used by turkish-japanese immigrants and taken advantage of by far-right japanese parties
wow they are so unique
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq-Taa-wNzg
kurds and turks fighting in japan is like aliens vs. predators choosing to fight on earth
>>49915034ill never understand why that stupid little bitch that talks like a grandma had to be added into this. but there were some cool moments its a decent show even if the main premise is kinda retarded
What does djt think about making wet diarrhea poopy?
dno ask minishart
sigh, laughed
What is djt's opinion on spicy poopy that burns your asshole as it comes out?
going to play no time for caution in the background when i take the plunge with mind upload
>>49915134im a gooner but this show was too boring for me
where's bitches nose?
Let's read Harry Potter in Japanese
dakanaito...
>>49915152wotp振り付け>人が大勢いる廊下にポンと現れ、「オー、ポッター、いやなやつだ！⋯⋯」と今や歌に合わせた振り付けで踊る始末だった
lolcow shitko leaves thread dies
cease meta discussion or else
it's gotten boring even shitting on him
wonder how queef will officially cope about being dethroned by bido
he'll probably say the same thing about the time spent learning up to that point vs mine which is fair enough idk what i would have gotten 4+ years ago
I don't even understand all these different names, there needs to be a djt wiki
>>49915389he took it last year lol
>>49915396the fuck not sure why i thought it was a long time ago. but in any case he was never really into japanese much so its whatever
queef barely interacts with japanese anymore because he's got a family to worry about
yeah he needs to tend to his pisscord
This Rick And Morty ass writing is really hard to understand
I miss Japan
i still don't understand this まい shit.
>>49915405thats a garbage cope he grinded 30 thousand cards spending hundreds of hours mining and repping and hundreds more writing kanji pointless scripts bots and dekinai guides
just learned that you only need 100/180 points to pass n1. no wonder there are people who don't know japanese who can pass it.
>>49915445yeah but he did all that because he's insecure, wanted attention from people itt and had a massive chip on the shoulder rom being clowned on for years. he never did any of that stuff because he actually cared about getting good at japanese or using it for anything practical.
bido ripping a page out of ciarans humble bragging book you hate to see it
Is Japanese and learning ability the only thing you guys have? Why are you all so hostile towards one another
it's not humble bragging i genuinely dont think im that good at japanese relative to how long ive spent on it. im not that good at reading cause i dont read and im not that good at speaking cause i never bothered with pitch accent so i'll always sound kinda ass.
>>49915454doesn't matter whether he cared because he put in the time all the sameat the end of the day his score is inferior to yours and his time and effort weighted performance triply so
it's obvious queef and unko are better than bido but bido is the new face of djt
i'll pass on that honor tnx
got a new burn ready for queef next time he posts
hey it's me queef
>>49915435you have to expand your understanding of the volitional beyond just "let's do together"
>>49915479better at sniffing their own farts maybeif they were really better then their scores under standardized conditions would be higher but they weren't ergo they're inferior
I know you people are busy living out your parasocial soap opera, but immersion is on sale rn.
3 phrases to spice up your Japanese conversational skillsえ、ちょっと待って、どういうこと？そりゃそうっすねーなんか気に食わねぇな…
>っすkys
>>49915435まい comes from まじ a verbal suffix that is the negative counterpart to べし｜べき1. negative dubitation- probably won't do x, probably don't intendo to do x- consider unlikely, to doubt sth. >今何か言っても、和也(かずや)の耳には届くまい>節子を知らぬ人なら、その変化には気がつくまい>そんな事はあるまいと医者に云われた2. negative intentionalisto not want to do x>時々、父の怒声や母の泣く声がきこえ、その声を聞くまいとして、沼田(ぬまた)は布団を頭にまで引きあげ>しつこい今井(いまい)が鬱陶しくなっていたが顔に出すまいと思う．3. set expressions*まいことかthis can't be, can you believe this? impossible>あるまいことか、こんなことをしでかして*まいものではないnot out of the ordinary, wouldn't be suprised if>語ればどんな嫌疑を蒙るまいものでもないから、その時に語らぬのは勿論、日本に帰って来ても人に言わずに黙っていました*まいしafter all it's not X>犬の品評会じゃあるまいし、顔に客観的な規準をあたえるなどというのは、なんとしても幼稚すぎるように思うのだ*とまいとno matter whether x or not>雨が降ろうと降るまいと
>Japanesekys
who are you quoting
imagine a malodorous fat weeb using っす lol
その汗だくチンポを嗅がせてもらおうじゃないか
dont have to imagine just listen to an unko vocaroo
self report
Anyone bought 今さらですが、幼なじみを好きになってしまいました1 yet?
no and hopefully nobody does
about seven or eight gay chimpoes
qm is still my hero
ok shart
A holistic chinpo experience
filtered
getting filtered by -tai polarity flips
fuck's a tai polarity flip
groq
what you need to do is
>>49915881impossible without a hint
>>49915892that is the hintyou find it on a container in the vicinity
ah i see. the second half is where its at with nichijou.
shoutu outu to singufurippusu
先ずうちさッ！壺…あんだけど、買いてかない？
>>49914494>i took notes during itwhat the fuck are you on aboutthey tell you you can take notes but its a complete 初見殺し, youre not actually meant to do that because the hardest n1 listening question is "i want to become genki and there are 3 sodas in the vending machine and the purple one makes you genki when you drink it, which one should i drink" which makes note-taking pointless, add on to that the fact that you are splitting your concentration in half by writing
as for me im just built different
>>49915899ok it took me embarrassingly longer than i care to admit but the repetition of the number 3 at the beginning is the keythe slashes between clauses was kind of a giveaway but the message reads>第3の同志に告げる>衛兵の襲撃が起こる前に財宝をザイオンから引き出すことに成功した>大砂漠の寂れた僻地へ行け>女神像の後ろを見てみろ>パスワードを読み取るため法則を見つけ出せand every third letter in the set of greek letters below would be all upside-down gammas
lil dekiniggai talmbout upside down gammas but hes an upside down beta lmaooo
>>49915978or i guess theyre lamdas loldame i am pretty dumb
>>49915978>>49916000yep yep
>>49916021dont nod along like you werent begging for help you lil nig
i love my wife so much
dame Xc
not my type sry
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>>49916202I need English voices tho :3
one piece fan letter is still in the top 10. frieren still at #1 and it's not close. mal is looking good
>>49916202nm there's no pause or press to continue which kinda sucks
watching youtube vids about japanese people with cancer for some reason
depressing
yeah shits sad
i forgot to sign up for n4....
isnt it still open?
man nobody does a human interest story like the japanese
what's a human interest story
someone i know just passed the jlpt n3 test
>>49916391https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM0QTdVkWukstuff like this>>49916392those are some of the best episode but you just have to be wrong about everything
>>49916395beginning of this made me so fucking sad i was about to minimize it but luckily i skipped to the end and lol'd
there was 1 jp doc i saw on youtube where they documented the life of this little kid with cancer and they showed her decline and ultimately her taking her last breaths and passing and i wept the entire time
is djt going to mourn me when i kill myself?
how would we know it happened
ill text you from heaven
>>49916431don't do that it would make me sad
I'm dying of ass cancer
wish i became a doctor
>>49916436but i dont want to keep suffering :'(
you've probably done next to nothing about it
>>49916431dame! X(
wonder if theres a lot of suckin and fuckin that goes on in japanese hospitals like there is here. probably is considering shared emotionally traumatic experience makes people more likely to fuck each other
>>49916473what are you suffering from
watch him say lack of gf
>>49916576suffering from ligma
dont have time to wait for a reply but anyway you shouldnt pay heed to those who have no stake in your well being
the doctor said it's one of the worst cases of ligma he's ever seen
they need to get these old fucks under control
>>49916576success
impersonating a loser for a year is some next level loserdom
why do you care so much? are you the loser in question? lol
can we get a fact check on when mlen started impersonating unko
>>49916576sorry for the late replyi dont really want to blogpost so ill just say its other people the ones making my life difficult>>49916600its not so easy man especially when these people DO have a stake in my well being and are constantly trying to make my life harder than it already isi dont really want to kill myself so ill try to see how can i handle things at least for a while but if things dont get better (they have been bad for a very long time already) im gonna kill myselfbut thanks for caring
>>49916666just gotta marry a bba like me and youll be happy
>>49916664it started happening consistently around july last year if im not mistaken
>>49916666don't worry I'm always with you ;3
>>49916675if youre gonna pretend to have a conversation with yourself at least get the date rightyou started impersonating me in september
>>49916679thanks
>>49916695kek
おはようおにいちゃんきょうのにほんご>夏バテ夏の終わりごろに体調が悪くなることだよがんばれおにいちゃん
tkyosam
white male version of unko's beloved
>>49916852I wanna switch on the naki bokuro with my finger (｡･ω･)σ)Д`)ﾂﾝﾂﾝﾂﾝﾂﾝﾂﾝﾂﾝﾂﾝﾂﾝﾂﾝﾂﾝﾂﾝ
my wife looks like lizzo if she was yellow
>>49916852if my friends were here in japan and they asked me to translate this id be like>uhhhh she said she wants to borrow a cats paw
yup time to immerse in water https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlCQWidye1Q
One Degenerate meets Another (Daniel and Tkyosam)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aap4fdw5fTk
タコピーなんだけどなんかすいませんなんかアメリカで覚悟してない客入れて見せちゃったらしい急に見せられたら吐くよ
The Splendid PerformanceFarplane Sending / The SendingMacalania ForestSeymour's AmbitionWandering FlameBesaid IslandSproutingSong of PrayerAttack
>>49912178yes, do it for fun
>>49916989日常茶飯事 in Japan yo! ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wO2eu5HnJc
did you guys know that i am obsessed with tkyosam?
>>49917036is that video still up on youtube where he baths with this chick 1/10 his size?
>>49917037
>>49917041why arent you learning japanese this way?
farting chimpoes desu wa
what do you call a kokujina chinpozee
racism wa ikemasen wa
>>49917056nobita: buraku piiparu
>>49917052スミスかオロゴンの2タイプしかいない！知らんけど( ˘ω˘)
its a complement though'tamenshikahoweverbeit
I need to become a wife worthy of moe
true I need a moe wife
>>49917076you are my 紫陽花 san desu :3
けつまんこ
>>49917006一般客いれてタコピーはまずいでしょせっかく一般に見れてしまわないように１８禁にしてるのにＴＢＳがほんとにすいません
>>49917110最高でしたって ;3
surely "they" realize the demand for jdramas abroad do they truly not care?
>>49917135１８禁を無差別に見せるなんてぜったいにしてはいけない
of the top languages japanese has the lowest second language learners i suspect this is because japanese is only spoken in japan but who is actually learning hindi
>>49916615スティーブ・ジョブズ氏 は誰ですか
>>49917239why would I learn hindi when I can speak bad callcenter english, their native tongue
>>49917248hindi has so many second language speakers and im wondering why who is actually learning that gobbledygook?
i cant wait to finally be fluent guys
In summary, while not legally impossible, the combination of Japan’s strict citizenship laws, small Indian population, cultural homogeneity, and lack of historical precedent makes the probability of an Indian-origin prime minister extremely low, likely under 1% in the near term. Long-term changes in demographics or attitudes could increase this slightly, but it remains a distant prospect without major societal shifts.
they won't accept our curry forever (´・ω:;.:...
>>49917427why japanese not fat if they eat like that only tkyosam fat is gaijin no match for superior nihonjin genes?
>>49917430instead, Japanese get diabetes because they don't have insulin (ヽ´ω`)
>>49917427>>49917438cant tell if black hafu or just thai
polrotten brain
>>49917258>>49917239other indians
>>49917465so zainichi paki dalits?
タコピーでわからないのはＯＰで地球爆破があるんだよハッピー星にはさあるんだよね惑星破壊兵器がハッピー星は過去にたぶん使ったことあるんだ
where can i find japanese documentaries? are there many on netflix or where do they release that kind of stuff?
>>49917438imagine the shits haha
showest me thine moomin penis
ハッピーを広めるためっていう理由もハッピー信仰してる相手には破壊兵器を使わないルールかもしれない
>>49917559theres a decent amount on youtubehttps://youtu.be/ZWomuWd7-to
おちんぽはいかがでしょうか
you can learn a lot about japanese by listening to japanese people who are almost fluent in english speaking english.they tend to mimic japanese filler speech in english like often saying "isn't it?" or "and then".
間もなくウンチが出ます
>>49917769hate how the sweat gathers in my crack when I'm about to have to poop
>>49917784wotp背筋冷たい汗が背筋を伝って下へ下へと這い降りて、お尻の割れ目の中に目一杯い今にも溢れそうに淀みつづけていた
>>49917902>つづけていた*つづけていった
https://vulcan.dl.playstation.net//img//rnd//202508//2505//4244b3e686351314cf0fbb19fd9caffce8b5c2b9ff90456a.mp4
love me a metroidvania but hollow knight looks sovless af and i cant bring myself to play it
>>49917731lrlrlrlr... >:3
>>49917962Didn't askAlso, I started playing it like 3 times but always dropped it after the first boss. Genuinely don't understand its Reddit fame. It's like what if Metroid Dread was a boring as fuck game where it's not fun to move around. That said, unlike you I hate 99% of metroidvanias so maybe you'll like it
>>49917962what do you think is a good metroidvania then
>>49917996most of them, if you're asking about recent games bloodstained is a masterpiece
>>49917994>what do you mean you don't get all your movement abilities right from the start?are you retarded or something? do you even know what a metroidvania is?
>>49918004In Metroid Dread Seamus is fun to control with zero upgrades. This is why Metroidvania cattle are the lowest form of a gamer, they have convinced themselves that the game feeling like shit is a good thing.
>>49918003couldn't have named a game with a more soulless look lil zoom zoom
>>49918003what the fuck
>>49917962yea it does seem soulless compared to the metroid games i've played
iga-fags are delusional
>>49918009やっぱ月下の夜想曲よな( ˘ω˘)ｳﾑｯ
there unironically isn't a more ugly metroidvania than bloodstained. literally stopped playing because of how hideous it looked. made me feel like I was covered in grime while playing.
Why does all info say that you can learn hiragana in like one week. How the hell do you remember and memorize everything?
>>49918058you will never be a woman
dame i had no idea the real castlevania successor would generate so much seethe
>>49918068some people can but even in their case it takes a lot longer than a week till you can see it in text and read it without thinking
>>49918064not to mention all the shit ass Kickstarter backer portraits everywhere
>>49918068learn it in table form, not in random orderlearn one row per daywrite the table several times every day as far as you know itanyone can do this
>>49918098yeah that's what i'm doing
>>49918068you don't memorise them dumb dumb, you just learn to recognise them.https://gohoneko.neocities.org/learn/kanajust grind this for like 8 hours total and you'll have learned to recognise them all.
>>49918115then you should be done with memorizing the 46 base characters in 9 daysoccasionally forgetting someone after these initial 9 days is completely normaljust continue writing the entire table for a while, shouldn't take more than a minutemake sure you understand who mora work too especially when it comes to learning about ぎゃ、ぎゅ、ぎょ and つ、っ etc.https://youtu.be/J_HLY0Rss-ghttps://youtu.be/kNJW-VJN22Uhttps://youtu.be/K8E-cU19PMs
>>49918068just immerse and you will get them
white noising kana
why is it 話さない and not 話しない... I thought す becomes し
>>49918267In Japanese conjugation, -す verbs like 話す do not always convert to し outside of certain forms. The confusion comes from overgeneralizing the ます-stem (連用形), where 話す does indeed become 話し (as in 話します).For the negative form (未然形 + ない), the rule is different. The 未然形 of 話す is 話さ-, not 話し-. That’s why you get 話さない, not 話しない.The -し stem only appears when attaching things like ます or forming compounds (話し方, 話し終える). For negatives, volitionals, and conditionals, the 未然形 governs, and that’s why you see 話さない, 話そう, 話せば.In short: す し is only the conjunctive stem, not the negative. For negatives, す さ.
>>49918280her penis is bigger than mine
the word 八百屋 has insane lore
It does. 八百屋 (やおや) literally means “eight-hundred shop,” but historically it came to mean greengrocer—a shop selling fruits and vegetables. The “八百” isn’t random; it’s a classical idiom. In premodern Japanese, 八百 (literally “eight hundred”) was used hyperbolically to mean “a great many” or “countless.” You still see this nuance in words like 八百万 (やおよろず), meaning “eight million” but actually signifying “myriad” or “innumerable,” especially in the phrase 八百万の神 (the myriad Shinto deities).So, 八百屋 originally implied a shop with “innumerable goods,” not strictly limited to produce. Over time, though, its association narrowed to the produce trade. The suffix -屋 is simply “shop” or “seller,” so the term concretized into “vegetable seller.”The lore is that 八百 was a poetic exaggeration, then semantic drift nailed it down into a very mundane occupation. The contrast between the lofty sense of “myriad” and the down-to-earth greengrocer is why it feels so loaded.
>>49918347that's not even half the lore
>the word 八百屋 has insane lore>that's not even half the lore
chatgpt cuck seething!
acquired 着床 from loli doujinsi
tyakutoko? tyakutoko?
never happened >:3
>>49918386the fuck is going on with the "furigana"
>>49918357You’re right. The full 八百屋 story runs deeper than the shorthand explanation. Originally, 八百屋 did not exclusively mean a greengrocer. In the Edo period, many 八百屋 were general merchants, peddling a hodgepodge of cheap goods—utensils, paper, foodstuffs, whatever sold. The “八百” signaled variety rather than a specific commodity. It was essentially a jack-of-all-trades shop. Only later, as distribution networks matured and specialization increased, did “八百屋” become fixed as the word for fruit-and-vegetable sellers.There’s also a performative dimension: in Edo street culture, 八百屋 had a reputation as loud barkers, competing for attention. Their cries and salesmanship were a stock motif in rakugo and kabuki. In some sources, the term 八百屋お七—the infamous arsonist girl—connects directly to that merchant milieu.On top of this, the 八百 element carries the folkloric resonance you hinted at. Just as 八百万の神 doesn’t literally mean eight million gods, 八百屋 evoked a “myriad of goods” and by extension the chaotic abundance of the city marketplace. So, the word embodies a semantic layering: hyperbolic numeral generalist shopkeeper vegetable dealer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6Xw5tOAX_Y
>>49918068>learn hiragana in like one weekLOOOOOOLhere, you can learn in 3 dayshttps://djtguide.neocities.org/kana/
New.>>49918575>>49918575>>49918575
>>49917427is the black sauce some type of curry sauce?
>>49918584yeah the one in the pic is a Kanazawa curry :3
>>49918618thanks for telling, fren!
