I want to the Scarlet Devil Mansion's rumored basement lady!I heard she was locked up there for being CHINESE instead of European like her sister...
>>49916926Do NOT slander FLAN
nope she sicilian
She's locked up because she smells like shit, SHIT!
>>49917131I hope ur lungs get melted to sludge by her feet unwashed since the renaissance
>>49916926I need to have sex with Flan
>>49917140she's only 515 years and 30 days old
>>49917174wasnt she 495 in eosd?Flanny sure has grown a lot
>>49917131I heard Yōkai fumes so so pungent that they have the potential to shapeshift other people's bodies, glad that's just a silly rumor though haha
>>49917181it's been 2 decades
>>49917183yeah 2 decades of daily nakadashis and still no offspring
>>49917131>jerking offgirls don't have a PP
>>49917188she too mentally ill
>>49917198why is she eating jelly with a knife is she dumb?
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>>49917216why is she dunking her feet in chocolate
>>49917189Touhous can grow or banish one whenever they feel like it!
>>49916926PAIZURI
>>49917227added flavor for the pitiful humans
>>49916926Is this the new Chinese Girl thread?
Take a bath you smelly shit
You are the one stinking up the thread with your soiled diaper!
>>49917131this image speaks volumes
>>49917421reeks volumes*
>>49917131Imagine huffing her crotch.
Call me Joe Biden because I want to SNIFF
>>49917513>>49917511what if Flan saw these posts?
>>49917557She would immediately violently squirt into her yellow-crusted panties.
>>49917557This is the reason she stopped NEETing out in SFW
>>49917563Flan is inherently NSFW.
>>49917566I agree but I wasn't referring to that
>>49917566
>>49917358Yes, but we are currently in PUNGENT hours
>>49917584People hate on deviantart but I've found a lot of 2hu things there that don't exist anywhere else. Too bad their search is shit and most old things are gone forever
It's not a Chinese Girl thread till the archive is posted. https://rentry.org/hongfever There, now it's a Chinese Girl thread.
>>49918842>Nearly 7,000 viewswhere are these people even coming from?
>>49916926Imagine Flandre screaming and insisting that she's supposed to be a guy, and the real Flan stole her body, and Remilia just thinking it's some silly game so tells her to quit goofing around or her solitary confinement punishment will last longer!Flandre would play goofy games like that, huh?
>>49920882Mostly bots scraping.
>>49921107>Mostly bots scraping.Yuiman is reading our stories! She checked our archive! Or she scraped it off the Internet....
>>49924303If she can create fake people, does that mean she's able to create fake 2hus, that falsely believe they're anons who have been turned into 2hus?
>>49921107Nah, there aren't that many bots scrapping. Bots would be a much smaller percentage, less than 10%
>>49924368Seems like a recipe for many different story angles if you ask me. Someone should take advantage of that.>>49918842Not sure if it's been updated from last time either but here's your reminder if not.
>>49934546FW has a lot of story potential in general like the mutation stones.
hmmmmmm...
>>49917181I read this when I was suicidal and still don't get why she didn't do it, just like I don't get why I didn't either
Mad Alice would work too damn well for this Tf/Tg stuff
>>49939801>Mad Alice Who?
>wake up>look in the mirror>see thiswat do
>>49944204"Why is my mirror broken..."
>>49917182The curse of Ra.......
>>49944121A secret boss from a touhou fan game
you know explaining what a Mad Alice is would probably make me come off as insane
ehh I probably should
>>49945693Is this you shilling your OC or something? I know writing requests are done here so I could see somebody requesting for that.
>>49945711she isnt my oc
>>49945753You sure? You seem a lot more autistic than the usual posts especially with talking to yourself in the thread in a way that isn't really even samefagging.
>>49945970I did not make the fan game she is from nor was a part of her creating I just autistically obsess over her
Nothing done for Miku's birthday...
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>>49948614I guess nobody wants to Miku
how the hell this turned into a miku thread
>>49916975Do NOT FLANDER slan
>>49957013Is Touhou Girl TF just the ultimate form of self-flanderization?
How easy would it be to rape Flandre if you had access to the basement?
>>49955787nobody wants lameo shrine maiden fairy tales anymore gramps, it's the era of popstars now!
>>49959122flandre rapes you
Count Prismriver accidentally turned himself into a girl and discovered it felt too good to return to living as a man. So (s)he fled under cover of night.In response to the sudden disappearance of their father, the girls split up and went their separate ways. Layla stayed behind and discovered the artifact. Realising that her father was alive and well, she realised how much of a waste the artifact would be, and kept it secret. However her sisters never returned, which greatly saddened her.She catfished a few men and turned them into clones of her sisters with some conditioning to make them play along; and lived a long and happy life with her new sisters. As she grew into old age, she realised that her new sisters were unaging, and the more they lived as her sisters, the less they cared about being men. Being that no-one knew that they were alive after Layla's death, the new Prismriver sisters were sucked into Gensokyo.
>>49950616The idol life of Miku is much harder than the idle life of a 2hu.
>>49965786oh please, being a vocaloid is just dressing pretty and lip-syncing to songs you didn't write. I could do that with my eyes closed.
How can Sakuya look at Flan with a straight face?
>>49965807Tough talk for a fella that's now suddenly growing toothpaste hair and boobs for some reason
>>49965807>lip-syncing to songs you didn't writeNo, when a Miku hears music she's compelled to sing along with it. Common misconception.
>>49969685Mmmhmm, I'm sure if they told you Miku also liked jumping off cliffs you'd believe it too.
>>49970202She can fly!
>>49974617I guess she does in that Triple Baka video, but I don't know if that would extend to a anon!Miku.
Woah, the Chinese girl thread was pretty stealthy this time.>>49936608Understandable sentiment
>>49983667>Woah, the Chinese girl thread was pretty stealthy this time.The Ultimate, Absolute Secret Thread.
Which way, /jp/?
>>49987973Given this thread, predominantly Type C. With >>49936608 as an exception, being Type B.
>>49987973It varies from day to day honestly, sometimes I just want to look a little better than usual but other times I do want to completely lose myself. Also depends on if I'm in the mood for mild pain or not.
>>49987973Type A could be really hot if the anon had to deal with being recognized by people who knew him and having to explain why he's now a fairy with a cup size larger than his head.
>>49917189The Scarlet Sisters are futanaris
>>49920882>>Nearly 7,000 viewsGrim. But I believe it's mostly people from these threads accessing the link multiple times.
>>49916926big or small loli boobs? they're fucking hot but i prefer smaller ones kek
>>49985611Getting stuck as Kokoro must be a raw deal. Does your face just stop working?
>>49997224>tfw just imagined what it'd be like to suddenly have all my face muscles stop workingthat's honestly horrifying
>>49997254The silver lining is you don't have to worry about that after it happens
>>49997224I imagine that it's just any time you try to do an expression, your brain just changes your mask rather than signaling to your facial muscles. Your mouth still works along with your eyelids. The worst part would be that people who don't know what your masks represent wouldn't understand your emotions and people who do understand what your masks mean can read you like an open book.
